Nick Offerman Ate A Lot Of Fatty Meats With Chris Pratt | CONAN on TBS

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[@jynx3693]

"Send that man, with the phenomenal beard, all the bacon & eggs you have. Now wait, I'm afraid what you heard was send that man a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, All, the bacon and eggs, you have."

[@LordHannigan]

Sorry Sir, but we’re out. Someone already beat you to it.

[@jtm232556]

Learn how to use commas, moron.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@jtm232556 well, what Jynx actually needs to learn to use is... the magical ellipsis. But more importantly, you're being a bit too harsh with someone over a punctuation issue. What if it's some kid, someone who's not a native English speaker, or someone with dyslexia? Doesn't mean the person's a moron, just means they're not good at punctuation. Like in terms of English (which is also my nationality, I have the stereotypical posh voice and tea addiction) I have _no_ clue how to use a semicolon... but I do know how it's used in programming languages like C, so I must have a _somewhat_ decently functional brain. Take care! 💜

[@VicRattlehead95]

@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated stop getting so emotional

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@VicRattlehead95 😄 you're telling me to stop getting so emotional for a post where I told someone to stop getting overemotional about punctuation, the ironing is delicious.

[@DrHavok1]

It's hilarious when you get to see Nick authentically laugh 1:50 he almost sounds like a pudgy little boy

[@Adodereader1]

So similar to his Ron's Swanson laugh when he is immensely excited about something

[@benjaminwilkin2960]

DrHavok1 he had to be taught how to laugh by his wife. Its a very nice one

[@PhilipKDuck-je7cx]

@Adodereader1 Don't you mean Government cuts?

[@bernlin2000]

Him and Seth Rogan have the goofiest laughs XD

[@aaronryder4008]

@@hler7576 omg exactly what came to my mind!

[@JonSneau]

This man is a national treasure

[@AlanHope2013]

He has a great persona, and it seems to easy for him to maintain, so one might assume it's not much of an act at all. Still, hilarious all the same.

[@JonSneau]

Jesse Caballero that’s because you have a terrible sense of humor lol

[@mikekristin7201]

Best thing to come out of the southwest suburbs of IL. His brother (who was in a few episodes of the last season) is the head brewer at a very successful craft brewery here.

[@LilithGrey...FromHell]

Yes. We must protect him.

[@SikConVicTioN]

I'd vote for him if he runs for president

[@lich.possum]

Nick's laugh is the cure to depression

[@bobmoney8689]

This video makes me wanna build a chair

[@myewgul]

But not perfectly.. itll look factory made

[@bernabesikci9140]

this comment has voice

[@MarquesLKing]

Mmmhm, had to stop myself stroking my own chair

[@chrischacko6596]

This video wanted me to make a porterhouse

[@marianna3253]

I love Nick Offerman's laugh, it's the most beautiful laughter in the world. A small child laughing? No thanks. Nick Offerman laughing? Hell yeah, it's music to my ears!!

[@cameronday5957]

As a man born and currently lives in Indiana; can confirm, lots of pudge.

[@spk1121]

Sad, but true

[@AndersTheHero]

I love Nick's laugh at 1:50 haha

[@micoveliki8729]

Anders Hernes seth rogan is that you??

[@brewskie866]

Ron swanson 😂

[@lewashby8662]

huehuehue

[@Murad3223]

2:58 Classic Ron. I love how he made his Ron expression after he said that

[@treyoftriphorya]

Nick Offerman is just Ron Swanson playing Nick Offerman

[@AllgoodthingsTv]

Bravo to Offerman for speaking candidly about health consequences of eating the way he did. Very few celebrities will reveal anything about their health. They just die and then we find out later, "Oh, he had diabetes type 1... etc."

[@rocketraccoon77]

AllGoodThingsNetwork i think you mean type 2 diabetes. Type 1 has no relation to bad eating habits.

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

Rocket Raccoon You still have to monitor what you eat with type 1

[@yossarian3]

Speaking candidly? He's making jokes on a talk show.

[@jackewer9604]

IDiggPattyMayonnaise no you don’t you can eat whatever you want you just have to bolus with insulin

[@deepsleepoperative9055]

Or an addiction to heroin...

[@TheAngryFinnishPerson]

Gotta say, I loved the Swanson moustache but the Offerman beard works even better in my opinion.

[@NOUSERNAMESLEFTFUUCK]

Dude can grow a full man beard in like 3 days.

[@davidpulanco2715]

That's probably a Montana man

[@tommie7996]

I kicked my feet in laughter like a child when he said people send him stuff like a porterhouse in restaurants regarding the way you buy someone a drink

[@SH19922x]

This is visually disturbing to imagine, thanks for the whiplash douche

[@Forum4life07]

His laugh is pure gold

[@kevwiz369]

We don't see enough of this guy. He's funny and unique. Brilliant.

[@thatoneguy3849]

This guy is my dad. I don’t care what the paternity test says

[@wolverineiscool7161]

what if the paternity test said he actually was your dad

[@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844]

@@wolverineiscool7161 Then he's still his dad.

[@FirstWorldProblemz]

Thanks , your picture is going to give me nightmares now

[@burdenernie6050]

Who's your mom?

[@yew2oob954]

Standard paternity tests are not usually effective in the case of a Swanson and/or Offerman.

[@247Albin]

Offerman has one of the best voices on the planet. Dude could be a great voice over actor

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Lego movie pirate

[@ProfLoomis]

He also voices a character called Axe cop on a funny cartoon

[@ISBuckley8]

He was on the Disney cartoon Gravity Falls for a few episode

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Wanna say that I was in the audience and got the honor to see both of these talented people and if you are ever in LA go see Conan!!!! The staff is SO friendly and caring and the show was so so fun I 10/10 recommend, Conan is so kind and signed my ticket to get in after the show ended and I am so thankful!!! I also on accident came home with his pen.... I’m sorry !!! But thank you for an amazing time

[@KyloRen4238]

Nick Offerman Shows 1. Captain Bowditch - The Simpsons 2014 - 2021 2. Harris Grundle - The Cleveland Show 2012 3. Randy - George Lopez 2003 - 2004 Movies 4. Gavin - Ice Age 5: Collision Course 2016 5. Grandpa Mike - Hotel Transylvania 2 2015 6. Deputy Chief Hardy - 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street 2012 - 2014 7. Don Fitzgerald - We're the Millers 2013

[@justzoayyy]

When Nick said after someone lands a role they go to the gym and get hair plugs I immediately thought of Michael Scott between 1st and 2nd season ha

[@nickyaeger1264]

Zoey Calhoun Same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamespuffer2889]

Yeah...the show producers went out of their way to make Micheal Scott look like that, in no way, shape or form did Steve Carrell get hair plugs. He’s a super down to earth guy, people just want to find anything about him to hate bc they can’t accept there’s actually a decent guy working in Hollywood. I know it wasn’t meant to be that “controversial”, but geez man can you not let anything remain wholesome? Carrell was and is a nice guy who’s roundly respected by his co-workers, always talked about in the best of terms. If he’d have had hair plugs that would’ve been one page one of the tabloids from 2007 onwards.

[@justzoayyy]

James Puffer are you ok? You seem really mad?? I was in no way passing judgement on Steve Carrell over some hair plugs. Who cares that much about some hair, anyway?

[@Hellwyck]

@@justzoayyy I've just read through James' post and to me he seems to be just explaining (not mansplaining) something to you with a little sidebar, asking people to not analyse the whole world.

[@purswanitarun]

“What is cholesterol?” -Ron Swanson.

[@amethystpeony]

My middle son and I have genetically low cholesterol, inherited from my dad. We NEED to eat a high fat diet, so lots of bacon, eggs, and butter. The first time my lipid panel was done, the doctor thought it was a mistake and had me do another one. Then they called and asked me if I "ate food"!! My total cholesterol was 117 and triglycerides 14. For the last 15 years I have been on a high fat diet and my numbers have crept up to total 132 and trig 35.

[@MikeJones-cf2uj]

His laugh is contagious

[@rockbusterproductions]

Nick's laugh reminds me of Pennywise... in a good way.

[@yaboyjonez9476]

GMAN's Movie Zone sounds like Ottoman

[@josiahklein70]

Seth Rogen.

[@bryantmitchell6698]

I would be honoured to buy him a steak

[@BIGBLOCK5022006]

I would like to have a glass of Lagavulin with him.

[@Hellwyck]

I'd be honoured to sit and watch him EAT the steak.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

But, you'd never want to make the mistake of sending NO a petite steak of any kind.

[@shocklobster]

Nick, you are magic, and some day, someone better toss you a superhero role.

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Chris himself has admitted he can't wait to go back to "Fat Pratt"

[@geminiwriter8875]

debbiedoodiedandi for what reason.. are you suggesting.........

[@ThaPABproductions]

Gemini Writer easier to be fat than in shape

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Gemini Writer Oh - I saw it in an interview. He hates the diet he has to go on to be in action hero shape. He loves to eat.

[@GrayWoIf]

At first he had to stop drinking for first guardians movie

[@jackedbrojoe4040]

GrayWoIf that was just a joke on parks and rec, he actually was on a really strict diet and excersise plan.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Interesting enough, in The Avengers Infinity War group interview, Anthony Mackie referred Chris Pratt as "the fatty meat".

[@thesloth5662]

Nick Offerman's laugh is a rare and glorious thing to hear.

[@Micah__]

I wonder when he mentioned hair plugs if he was referring to Steve Carell. Lol

[@xdanbo1859]

That laugh/giggle at 1:50 is priceless.

[@KyloRen4238]

Happy B-day Nick Offerman. UR awesome, man. And true legend. I seriously, love 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street, Hotel Transylvania 2, Ice Age 5 Collision Course and We're the Millers. Hilarious. Love it. UR a legend. May the Peace be with u Deputy Chief Hardy. From Harlingen Texas. June 26, 1970 June 26, 2022 through June 26, 3022

[@TheGreenGobshite]

Nick Offerman and Jeff Goldblum. These people are the future of our survival.

[@joermundgand]

Offer meaning sacrifice and man, well that's the same, but his name Sacrificeman.

[@JayJayFromAZ]

The vegan bacon scene was the best. Yes. I’ll have another.

[@yaboijuan4052]

I finished watching the video and i grew a beard along with a full chest of hair watching this man speak.

[@joybanerjee9526]

I'd love to see his reaction after he gets tricked into eating "vegan" bacon !

[@johncrossing]

Joy banerjee There was a Parks and rec episode where that kind of happened lol

[@henk-3098]

he just throws every piece into the trash

[@brasondenton401]

His laugh is just iconic at this point. I can't help but smile every time.

[@seanwalters1977]

"I know what I'm about, son"

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

You had me at "Meat Tornado".

[@river941]

Mulligan's Steak House

[@sclarin2]

best damn steak house in all of IN. Don't forget your bib

[@HawkNocturnal]

like this man is such a real man, but at the same time this fluffy puppy! Haha! He is awesome!

[@ImALovah]

def referring to steve carell in the beginning

[@MsFabz9]

Brian Lee that's what I thought too haha

[@angiespurs5773]

Same! 😂

[@GamerGuyMatt1892]

He is literally Ron Swanson in real life. I want one 😂

[@mymagicisntgivingup5908]

Married to Tina Fey who played as Tammy 2 Rom Ex-Wife.

[@ChetYoubetchya-it5zv]

Thick artery walls are actually good for you if your just a bit chunky or husky not when your obese, but thick artery walls actually protect you from getting sick and from most illnesses

[@aei2023]

“Indiana Gorgeous” Yes. Yes he is.

[@davemanning9385]

Nick Offerman has the greatest laugh in show business

[@agoshbaranwal]

1:49 Best laugh ever

[@sergejkeser7270]

I am pretty sure my diet was on 87% meat since I was basically 5 years old. I never had problems with my health that are related to that. I even had periods where I would go almost full carnivore diet (exceptions being eggs, mushroms and minimal ammounts of bread sticks and cream fresh) and my overall health never worsened due to it, both physical and mental.

[@discostoo]

Hey USA, look after this man. He's your national treasure.

[@Thulgore]

Conan leaving late night is the death of the fine history of late night shows.

[@irocid4637]

1:50 the manliest giggle ever heard

[@brandonb9416]

The dimensions of Conan is just surreal

[@chefbabyryan1]

Guy is so genuine

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

"He would regale himself... while we all slowly wept with jealousy."

[@barky87]

I love those shots at Steve Carell 😂😂

[@nmartin79]

I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else caught that. Well done.

[@dgwebguy6815]

How can you NOT love Nick. Just the best.

[@mohmmedAziz]

He is awesome 😍😂

[@muir2809]

Nick Offerman could so play Oliver Reed in a biopic. He looks very like him and has the exact same laugh

[@__m__a__x__]

I think Chris Pratt had a story about how he would eat his ribs as fast as possible because it made Nick Offerman laugh so much which made him laugh.

[@jamespuffer2889]

I watched this video, then I slowly dismantled my local government while eating 96 oz. of steak.

[@boxmike87]

Lmao I'm from Indiana and he IS Indiana gorgeous!

[@michaelchandola2779]

They got the wrong parks and rec actor to play garfield

[@surajbonagiri]

That was Ron Swanson Laugh 1:52 wooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@lsyeung8515]

God I miss this show!

[@lukaslambs5780]

Ron, I mean, Nick’s laugh is priceless.

[@reginabillotti]

I got an ad for Weight Watchers just before watching this.

[@AbduCola]

Nick's laugh is unbelievably adorable

[@lonestarfriend]

Nick is such a handsome and attractive man. That beard. That voice. Those woodworking skills. Megan is lucky. :)

[@henriquerlages]

nick offerman and chris pratt are definitely the best people to take for a steakhouse

[@bonesabones]

" the only thing I hate more than lying is semi-skimmed milk, which is just water lying about being milk" Ron Swanson

[@TREVONBACH]

His voice reminds of a strawberry milkshake.

[@mrodgt]

Nick Offerman, the illustrious wordsmith and craftsman.

[@40ozmangi]

"You had me at Meat Tornado......" - Ron Swanson

[@s4lami_grbikelife99]

it literally killed a guy last year!

[@dicarpio2177]

Imagine their faces when they auditioned for Ron Swanson and Nick walked in

[@joew717]

I think his audition was originally for a love interest for Rashida's Ann Perkins and they decided to write Ron's character for him afterwards and make him the rugged and ironic government manager who hates the government, etc.

[@kaushikikushwaha86]

Pre-super hero Chris Pratt!! 😂😂

[@adithyas.4501]

That GLORIOUS beard...

[@squidoo.]

Wow. Nick really is Ron Swanson. Lmao.

[@leonkernan]

It makes so much sense that he played one of the founders of McDonald's.

[@ArcticMedevac]

Love how he kept looking at what appears to be a bowl of bacon.

[@mikebassett9054]

Nick was the shows secret weapon .

[@John_Linn]

Ron Swanson is an American hero

[@mirandarichard122]

The ideal man

[@a.i.95]

Was I the only one to see and hear Nick laugh for the first time?

[@Yessentuki4]

when he laughs, you'd think he's just joking

[@sRicFlair]

Manliest man ever.

[@datboiderrty]

You forget he was also on The Founder, without the beard he looks so different but that voice you will recognize

[@leechemistry8699]

Why does Nick Offerman look Like Mr. Damocles in Miraculous LadyBug?

[@quickster93]

Rons laugh!!!! 😎😂😂😂

[@nawallspochter6965]

I like Ron/Nick's laugh 😂😂

[@dazkiss9120]

After reading the comments I’m so excited for 1:50

[@sedhcharles8335]

HAIR PLUGS LMAO

[@TheeRighteousOnee]

He's oddly attractive to me. 😍😭😂

[@vasyan123]

You had me at meat tornado

[@MrChonkers]

I see him as himself, and he is still Ron Swanson.

[@sacralbutterfly]

Before I read the video title, I thought this was Zach Galafanakis!

[@hellolamby]

Nick Offerman is a beautiful human.

[@jmontgomery32]

Just went to his live show! Dude is amazing! We love you and yo wife.

[@smurf6901]

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal

[@mwidenst]

That is one mean "Don't freaking mess with me" beard 👌

[@djdannyd816]

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