Nick Offerman: Manscaping Is An Abomination | CONAN on TBS

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[@lelek192837465]

I feel like him and Aubrey Plaza are still in the character of Parks and Recreation, or never acted in first place.

[@rekabyeroc1]

Leon Modic I think the characters of parks and recreation are over exaggeration of themselves as the characters they each play.

[@joshua1224100]

Corey Baker thinking about it now, this is ridiculously accurate

[@maryandchild]

he's not a lot like ron swanson, he's not very private about his personal life, he's super liberal, and he's a really warm person.

[@siddarth3955]

Have you seen Amy Poehler ? Even her enthusiasm seems the same, either the creators cast the perfect bunch of people who didn't act but were themselves or they were themselves and the creators rolled with it ...

[@siddarth3955]

@@maryandchild so basically he's like Ron Swanson ... Also I guess he's the only liberal who can call himself the man !!!

[@sanchaysaxena7261]

Nick offerman has never shaved, his hair leaves out of respect

[@Lamchopz]

No. It rubbed off from friction

[@randomuser5914]

Best comment.

[@elementel2699]

😂

[@headlight31]

He could grow it on command as well.

[@robertbasin1518]

It asks permission first

[@UltraWindow]

Nick is one of those men that when he speaks, you listen. it must be the mustache.

[@ManInMostlyBlack]

You have a point, I can think of a few other men that people listened to that also had mustaches.

[@ManInMostlyBlack]

***** Yeeees, and Saddam, Gaddafi, Augusto pinochet, Alexander Lukashenko,Mussolini, Castro and so on and on.

[@jeffjones8572]

The mustache is power

[@joannasaad298]

It's all the testosterone!

[@UltraWindow]

***** neither of those have lead their people through tough times

[@salmanyafiz]

He is the human re-incarnation of Garfield

[@yani2499]

Yes...that's why I felt like I knew him😂

[@MissJazzmineS]

Omg YES!

[@dtmcguffin]

He is the love child of hank hill and ron burgundy

[@adamnblackman]

Garfield is a fictional cat that would die if left unfed.... Nick Offerman could kill an elk with a folding pocket knife and make a bigger knife from the elks horns and kill the next elk and make a bigger knife to kill a bear to make a rug.... They have nothing in common other than their facial expressions and the fact they had tv shows.....

[@gasbaroni]

@ adamnblackman Ron Swanson is that you?

[@infinitevos]

I literally laughed out loud when Nick said to maintain a swampy atmosphere just shy of growing fungus

[@tomsmith6878]

ok

[@RyanGiggsOBE]

So Swanson isn't really a character, just another version of Offerman

[@HappyMonotony]

yes

[@zennim125]

it is a character, he was clearly joking

[@Monoman2345]

The whole kick of Parks and Rec is that they are hardly playing characters. They are acting so much like their normal selves, that is why the show is so good.

[@zennim125]

Monoman2345 you guys don't even know what good acting is, they are playing characters nick is a great sweet person in real life

[@Delightfulwitch]

Lucas Melo Ron Swanson was a great and sweet character.

[@000haker]

nick's face reminds me of Garfield

[@adelloodel]

That's what I was thinking too!

[@alexnaoum88]

***** Please and thank you :)

[@Goddessvenom]

pat p Man that's who he reminds me of lol!

[@Cloverdb]

pat p Omg I was just about to comment on that

[@TommyChardonneret]

+pat p It's true! Now that you mention it, I will always see him that way. Thank you!

[@Sara-by9ln]

Nick Offerman doesn't play Rom Swanson, he IS Ron Swanson 😂😂

[@samjimenez4573]

Sara Ron Swanson plays Nick Offerman

[@muhmuh607]

Who's Rom?

[@percluv_5433]

Sara Ron Swanson plays him

[@PR--un4ub]

@@muhmuh607 A Ferengi.

[@burnsZY85]

He has the best chuckle a man can offer.

[@joeharrington6022]

"I think the police are here" - I love the way Conan does that, he can end a segment with a killer line like nobody else. Genius.

[@TheCelticTiger32]

3:39 I love his giggle, it's so sinister yet friendly

[@Mintie365]

This is my favourite conan interview by far. I love that they're close enough to comfortably share this and those are perfect reactions, my god xD

[@Codyjo6476]

The parks and rec. cast act exactly the same as their characters on the show.

[@jasmineflowerjoy]

Codyjo6476 Seriously, I feel like their characters are just exaggerations of their real-life selves x)

[@aaronrossell6338]

Codyjo6476 except for Chris Pratt, who is not a bumbling idiot.

[@jasmineflowerjoy]

Aaron Rossell no, but I feel like he's just as happy/hilarious/fun

[@Garrett1240]

Codyjo6476 Not at all man. Nick Offerman is a liberal in real life, unlike on the show. Read his tweets.

[@ChrisTheSheriff]

Why do I feel Nick Offerman would be... like the coolest president ever... I dunno his state of the union address would be more listened to as well... There is just something... hypnotic about his voice that convinces you of anything he ever says...

[@Kewlausgirl]

+ChrisTheSheriff He would actually be able to get the congress to actually listen and fix things rather than talk BS and do nothing

[@703z06]

+Kewlausgirl totally, guys! he would totally be a great president!

[@boredom2go]

+ChrisTheSheriff "The state of the union is fine now that I've dissolved the federal government. End of administration."

[@InFlames1412]

He has a gun pointing at your head, isn't he ?

[@titsarmageddon]

YES!

[@adambrothwood]

I wanna see a spin off with Rob Swanson, Dwight Shrute and Janitor from Scrubs

[@jamestierney939]

adam brothwood that would work, Swanson as the boss, Shrute as his assistant, the scrubs guy a psycho employee who the others order around but are wary of him too

[@akshayravi3886]

That's an amazing idea. Would love to see it

[@zahurmalik9119]

And red foreman from that 70s show

[@SJHamler]

Manliest man with the silliest laugh

[@TheCorona272]

That laugh at 3:40 ........brings a tear of happiness to my eye

[@mrmjohnson1980]

Offerman kinda looks like Garfield with a mustache

[@mariaisabelortiz9183]

MarkJohnson i thought i was the only one!

[@i.am.batman396]

I think the mustache IS what makes him look like Garfield

[@sidanthks4115]

Hahahaha Conan's expression when he says "I think the police are here" xD

[@MJordanrocks2002]

The Parks and rec cast didn't play the parks and rec characters, the parks and rec characters played them

[@caseyrags229]

Sweet onion lover..

[@joshuarosen6242]

I am completely with Nick. Beavers should not be shaved. A light trim is one thing but no shaving. Beavers grow their protective fur for a good reason.

[@Kewlausgirl]

+Joshua Rosen He never said anything about trimming. Something tells me he doesn't care much for that either. I like to think so because trimming terrifies me. It requires so much work and concentration - plus for guys I have heard so many (absolutely frikin hilarious) horrifying stories where they slip and blood goes everywhere. Bikini and G-String are the way to go. Brazillian is just.. no. If my boyfriend demanded that HE would have to get one too -__-() If I go through torture he should too haha

[@joshuarosen6242]

Kewlausgirl I don't care for it either but it's tolerable. A woman should look like a woman, not an 8 year old. No sharp objects are going anywhere near my meat and two veg under any circumstances. Ouch.

[@raerose619]

And never do it with a straight razor, I made that painful mistake.

[@raerose619]

And never do it with a straight razor, I made that painful mistake.

[@Kewlausgirl]

+Larry Heinichen jeezes! you poor thing lol.

[@JosephClayson]

He IS Ron Swanson

[@tojiroh]

I was about to turn on my electric trimmer and commit heresy upon my body. Thank you, Nick Offerman. You have saved me from Sin.

[@samtheman7642]

I almost liked, but that would change it from the glorious 69 to the inferior 70

[@davidturner1641]

@@samtheman7642 now we need 23 people undo their likes

[@gordonramsey1163]

This made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@regular_man2779]

Now go and grow that fungus

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

You mean…shaved you from sin?

[@step2191]

3:25...."you should be giving off a hot musk you can almost taste"

[@maxnaz47]

Had a girlfriend that was obsessed with hugging me and being close to me when i got home from work, she used to say "god you smell amazing"... I tried to rationalise it by assuming it must be some of the chemicals i play with on a daily basis but she always tried to tell me it was my musk.

[@GenerallyTyler]

I love went he cracks and starts to laugh. So manly and gruff in his speech, but has that higher pitched giggle, lol.

[@MeggsNBaconn]

I want to marry and be the third wheel of Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly so bad.

[@molsondutch93]

Me too. Also, my name is Megan too and I'm seeing a pattern here... lol

[@Wowreally42]

+Megan Donaldson hahahaha! awesome

[@QualityTuTz]

You can be the Tammy 2

[@jacksonbland8793]

I don't think you could handle all the sex that they have

[@avishekacharya6267]

Megan Donaldson I

[@ineffablemars]

I love him. wow. And I totally agree with the shaving thing.. people look sexier with hair. It makes them look almost like wild. And hair accentuates our best features as well. Hair is good.

[@ghostspectre1861]

Taylor Lynn Yeah, but...full bush?

[@jrod42223]

Taylor Lynn i love the bush!!

[@Njderig]

+Jesse R Full bush is amazing

[@fmcr]

+Taylor Lynn It´s nice when women don´t mind stuff like that. I hate shaving. (my face) lol

[@matt1267]

+Taylor Lynn I bet all zero of your boyfriends have agreed with you

[@AchimaelProductions]

It's so weird how he's basically just exactly Ron Swanson, his character in Parks & Rec. He's even into woodwork and possibly the manliest man on Earth haha

[@jamestierney939]

AchimaelProductions there would be lots of ceder wood panelling in his house, leather couches, a wardrobe full of skivvys, a collection of tobacco pipes and the smell of Blackbeard aftershave thick in the air, plus the aroma of his wife’s cooking A true man house

[@freakinsweet830]

'You should be giving off a hot musk you should almost taste' I just died laughing.

[@TesVixen]

The way Conan says 'GOOD GOD!' makes me laugh my ass off every time.

[@standepain]

Maintain a swampy atmosphere. What a fantastic line!!!!

[@BadDriversOfTheIllawarra]

"Shaved beaver" *Conan looks at the suits*

[@cozycushins]

Hahah Nick's little laugh at the end!! He is so cute! even though he probably wouldn't appreciate being called so

[@thedudefromrobloxx]

I feel like he wouldnt mind

[@carrilloinc]

andy sneaks in a "and your wife!" before they go to commercial ...lol classic!

[@NicK-vc1he]

Laughed out loud, my spleen hurts. Offerman fucking rules.

[@humanbeing5918]

totally agree. full bush is natural and beautiful

[@BumperMorgan]

Yeah, as a society, we the American people have become bizarrely hair phobic. I mean, hell, if you want to shave your low-belows, it's a free country. Its just the do we really need to? Then there is the phenomenon of men shaving their chests... Why?! I say, let your feathers fly.

[@missionpupa]

the same reason why men cut their hair. Because its in the way. We developed hair to protect vital parts of our body, or our body in general. Guess what, you can wear clothes now, jackets. Generally humans now spend most of their time indoors, at home or at work. So hair became this redundant thing, which its function is not as indispensable as it used to. But more so, I think there's a primitive connotation in regards to hair in general.

[@TheKaiKiKi]

i like hygiene

[@m.2891]

TreeroyJ true..

[@Slimtriggler]

TreeroyJ most **WOMEN** love a man with hair, i promise you that furthermore women probably dont think there's anything attractive about fucking a twelve year old, so why would you dress your schlong like one

[@missionpupa]

Mrreeeeeemix culture varies from time to time. This is the 21st century not the 1800's. Interestingly its the opposite of what you said, this is based on statistical survey's that have been done the last few years.

[@violetsnotviolence]

His giggle is so cute

[@SW1FTK1T]

I love shaving down there, feels great. Plus it makes my 2 inch look like a 3.5

[@BFFsEngineer]

Your profile pic adds to the humor

[@hariajith3433]

RJ o.o 2 inch?? You are kidding, right?

[@chypres89]

2 inch LMAO

[@dejvidcera2748]

RJ o.o It iches so much though!

[@markzylstra2947]

mapple34 What about trimmed?

[@shooterb0y23]

Man I hated it when the people gasped the moment he mentioned beaver. Political correctness and humor don't go together.

[@ICavalcadeI]

I didn't even know that beaver was politically incorrect; I've always just looked at it as a colloquialism.

[@shooterb0y23]

Don Quixote I'm not even sure what that could mean. I thought beaver was another name for pussy. The same type of thing happened on the Bill Burr video too. He mentioned cancer and the whole crowd just went silent.

[@ICavalcadeI]

shooterb0y23 like I always thought of it as akin to calling a penis a "dick." I wasn't aware that people actually took serious offense to the term.

[@ProZackBoy]

shooterb0y23 As much as I like Conan, the show is run by people who's goal is to reach (and keep) a wide demographic of viewers. Unfortunately it means we get reflex-political correctness from the audience at the mention of a 'dark' word like "cancer" or "beaver".

[@thedon008]

ProZackBoy Cause hoorah for the dumb...

[@addos999]

the beaver comment. nearly shat myself laughing!

[@shawshank7263]

'I think the police are here ' + Conan's expressions.. Priceless XD

[@JeansWebbTv]

Reminds me so much of Swiss Toni in the 90's BBC sketch show The Fast Show. Both the look and the way he talks.

[@ArelisErica]

"I think the police are here" lmaooooo I lost it

[@MrSod3r]

Update: The video was actually worth waiting 30 seconds for. Nick Offerman is hilarious!

[@n.c.173]

Nick Offerman is human Garfield in the flesh.

[@MrSod3r]

Yay! Another 30 second ad on Conan that you can't skip!

[@pecazp]

I wouldn't know that there is an ad if so many people haven't complained, chose to replay to you because you said it can't be skipped. Try Adblock Plus addon, there is a version for every major browser.

[@v0rtic]

I haven't seen youtube ads in my browser since 2006

[@sgtStones]

vortic wow...proud of having installed a plugin? well done dude! also thx for undermining the best monetization model we have at the moment.

[@DeanHarper]

What is this "Ad" you speak of?

[@thedon008]

sgtStones People don't seem to get how harmful adblocks are for ANY AND EVERY kind of site they actually like. You do that, and another guy does it, and another, and all of a sudden, you're asked to pay for the same content you would've gotten for free you STUPID pieces of shit!

[@dumbcat]

Ron Swanson would never cross his legs like that. This man is an imposter!

[@1lovewatchingmovies]

he has a way with words that is just astounding

[@aziz.mp4]

Nick Offerman is the human re-incarnation of Grumpy cat

[@dmitrypetrov2436]

Nick is a perfect example of masculinity being good.

[@ds-yw5rh]

Thank you, Non-toxic masculinity🤨

[@yeahbee8237]

some people follow Jesus, some follow Mohammed, some follow Buddha I follow Ron Swanson /Nick Offerman

[@chefpaul7518]

4:13 You can barely here someone behind the camera go, "Effing right!" They must not have liked the beaver joke very much lol

[@MonkeyDCeddy]

I approve of Nick's views.

[@TacomanDezzy]

"I'm glad you asked, Conan." Lmao

[@TheJarlDen]

My God, that was feckin hilarious. Well done mustache... well done. xD

[@TenTonNuke]

Why is it that only Conan videos on youtube fail to load for me? I always get only audio and have to refresh 10 times.

[@KyloRen4238]

Happy Birthday Nick Offerman. UR awesome, man. And true legend. I seriously, love 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street, Hotel Transylvania 2, Ice Age 5 Collision Course and We're the Millers. Hilarious. Love it. UR a legend. May the Peace be with u Deputy Chief Hardy. From Harlingen Texas. June 26, 1970 June 26, 2022 through June 26, 3022

[@kamarpreet]

This guy can be either extremely intimidating looking or extremely cuddly looking...he can go from one to the other in a split second!!

[@BFFsEngineer]

Pause at 0:32

[@carolineross1209]

BFFs Engineer aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!😂

[@sunbear9374]

Looks like the grumpy cat

[@wolfdendrones8640]

I love that Conan is left speechless like 3 times here

[@fionamorel]

I fell in love from the moment I heard him use the word, "tumescent." Intelligent and adorable.

[@HeierMr]

Nick/Ron's laugh sounds like yoda's. i love it.

[@Andefir]

i get reminded of Garfield when i look at him smile or do an angry look. it's those eyes and that moustache that does it.

[@pokerserieswsop2750]

I just realized that the family guy episode when Meg had the sex change to Ron was actually inspired by Nick Offerman’s character Ron Swanson.

[@BradPunkLife]

I'm so curious to how he would be as a kid haha I can't picture him outside this calm collected dude

[@rosepetal34]

Conan is such a prude/ Nick Offerman is a god

[@KingEhrys98]

I remember a while ago, I shaved off all my pubes. All of them. There was NOTHING LEFT. A few weeks later, it grew back a bit and itched like the devil on rollerskates, which made it very difficult to walk from all the prickly friction, which also didn't help because during that time I was doing a lot of walking everyday. Uhhh.

[@ghostspectre1861]

+Anung Un Rama What does a "devil on rollerskates" have to do with itching?

[@KingEhrys98]

GhostSpectre Don't question my logistics, mortal.

[@ghostspectre1861]

+Anung Un Rama Right...

[@InvictvsNox]

+Anung Un Rama You know its important to KEEP shaving, right?

[@KingEhrys98]

InvictvsNox I've got things to do, y'know?

[@megaathlete55]

We should be okay with anyone's decision to NOT shave their pubes. NEVER EVER assume that its your right to have sex with someone with shaved nether regions, human beings aren't ipods that you can just customize to your liking. Learn to live with how other people choose to be!

[@ishmamahmed9306]

People are allowed to bid farewell over incompatibilities

[@Ryan-xh7pe]

3:57 best double take ever lmao

[@mariaokhapkina6971]

"Primordial soup". God I love Andy

[@41_balisingh20]

Nick Offerman looks like Theodore Roosevelt 😂

[@TheZboy47]

Nick Offerman is the manliest man to ever man..

[@malloryrichter4493]

I still think he looks exactly like grumpy cat.

[@missymarzipan]

I used to enjoy a clean work space. But I definitely respect his argument and think differently because of this video.

[@rickeyrincones1769]

He's Ron Swanson in real life!!! I love this 😂😂

[@KyloRen4238]

Nick Offerman Shows 1. Captain Bowditch - The Simpsons 2014 - 2021 2. Harris Grundle - The Cleveland Show 2012 3. Randy - George Lopez 2003 - 2004 Movies 4. Gavin - Ice Age 5: Collision Course 2016 5. Grandpa Mike - Hotel Transylvania 2 2015 6. Deputy Chief Hardy - 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street 2012 - 2014 7. Don Fitzgerald - We're the Millers 2013

[@Mintie365]

0:31 - fuarr so charismatic

[@gcbound]

"I mean, I know you guys are onboard with that..." Raised eyebrows, pregnant silence. So funny.

[@within_a_doubt7421]

“I think the police are here” 😂

[@LessThanThree76]

I usually play ”who can I wrestle down and climb over to get out if we crash” when flying. 😂

[@buckmarcabu1362]

I have been trying for weeks to find the black coffe mug of conan. Has anyone found where to buy it?

[@losrados2875]

OMG! Duke Silver has a second alias besides Ron Swanson??? Mind blown

[@caseyseaman7790]

He is Ron Swanson, like literally they are the same person

[@piggybof]

love it when conan says "good god!"

[@unfotunategaming]

At 0:30 I took a sip of coffee and nearly died.

[@r.minnis9722]

these two are solid gold together

[@keleamartin6978]

‘A hot musk you can almost taste’ enough said.

[@brantisonfire]

There's gonna be many a man that are huge Nick Offerman fans that will take his word as gospel and develop a yeast colony down in their nether regions.

[@crazyflipisawsome]

Ron Swanson is the real man, nick is the actor

[@LulzRoyce]

He reminds me of Garfield.

[@peterking8632]

This bloke is effortlessly funny. Love him.

[@xxNephlimxx]

2:01 Hey, I play that game all the time.

[@TheGuym619]

Nick Offerman or Ron Swanson??? I saw and heard absolutely no difference..

[@Escritorez]

Jordan Schlansky and Nick Offerman! Please! Now!

[@Vidhole]

I can totally see him as Teddy Roosevelt in a Biopic

[@WKCuber]

Oh man, you know what is odd? I am a vegetarian, fully-shaven pacifistic man, but damn I love this man.

[@legendarygoji6658]

Looks like bloody Garfield at 0:32 XD

[@c3hager]

Conan’s face upon hearing shaved beaver 😂