Sushi Roll from Whole Salmon

#shorts #salmon #sushi #japanese #masterchef

[@NickDiGiovanni]

I love salmon. Hope that was obvious from the kiss.

[@luznavarro7591]

Hey love love! Salmon

[@luznavarro7591]

Love your vids

[@43MinutesWithJamieRose]

Looks yummy! I could live only eating sushi. I’m kinda already living the dream.

[@jzson]

Salmon pro gamer?🗿

[@delilahnotfound7041]

My favorite food is also sushi 🍣

[@stinky_ppbigpp1014]

Nick: kisses the fish then slits its neck "Its a love hate relationship"

[@Flipover121]

You know the rules and so do I say goodbye

[@Owowoww588]

Give me a kiss or say goodbye -Rick astley

[@acespsico]

He he boy

[@tyragland3870]

I now no where I recanised him he was on master chef

[@tyragland3870]

He was on master chef

[@muhammadyousufsohaib4794]

Imagine his girlfriend catching him kissing a salmon 😂

[@callyta1498]

Então KAKSKSKAKSKKA

[@itisbecauseiwanttooooo3877]

@@callyta1498 are u ok?

[@developer5457]

@@itisbecauseiwanttooooo3877 kskksksskkakkskskskskaksks

[@itisbecauseiwanttooooo3877]

@@developer5457 ooooooh your brazillian,got it

[@poltergeist6917]

@@callyta1498 r/ihadastroke

[@SamanthaHaduca]

That kiss was personal-

[@andreamonge3517]

that salmon has had more kisses than me in my entire life 😩😩

[@leonidasneves7972]

Same :/

[@keksbutter3337]

Same

[@leonidasneves7972]

@GeneralKenobiYouAreABoldOne Bruh 💀

[@CamEditz10K]

What did i just read

[@user-sw2gt2dj5h]

sus emoji 💀💀💀💀 alert

[@Afromonkey1998]

There is an alternate universe where a salmon is kissing a human’s dead body about to sever and prepare it for a meal

[@Resident-Heart]

Lol

[@Isabella-pb3yq]

Lol

[@Josh-kt6jh]

😂💀 underrated comment

[@greatganski8118]

Yes but the salmon isn't douchy enough to throw the knife everytime it make a video!

[@tacticooltroopers6567]

Are you ok

[@gianoble4265]

*sees cut on his finger when he holds up sushi* The cutting board must have finally got its revenge

[@BadshaFishVlog]

🌏

[@rikkka]

IM NIT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT

[@elizabethsponza1100]

@Henry Zuniga Hernandez same lol

[@OfficerSuperman_she-her]

I don’t see it

[@OfficerSuperman_she-her]

Nvm. Found it. I was looking at the wrong part. Lol

[@jonathanfalkowsky672]

That fish's face is how I look in math class

[@KingOfSpadesYT]

Finally someone who agrees sushi is the best food ever

[@emmawayland1]

Sushi is the most overrated food ever It’s ranked as the second greatest food and it tastes like a block of cold white bread

[@BearSmoothie]

@@emmawayland1I just don’t enjoy raw fish

[@KenzieMorrison-jy7gy]

​@@BearSmoothie yeah I eat the ones without raw fish

[@lazs1988]

Me: Are you in a relationship? Nick: Its complicated.

[@ytmingo9035]

Lol he kissed the salmon

[@flicker6741]

@@ytmingo9035 I thought he kissed the salmon 🤯

[@getnuked9617]

@@flicker6741 I thought he kissed the salmon🤯

[@MochaTheCbAnimator9178]

​@@getnuked9617 ?????????

[@user-wz6dj2wh7j]

Nick: *kisses the salmon Salmon: I think I’m in love

[@ZafarK191]

Legends say he is still cooking sushi.

[@kurtakurapika8543]

His girlfriend: hey babe what are you making for dinner tonight? Him: hehehe I happen to have a whole salmon waiting for mee...

[@superspartan8086]

Kurapika is now ✨drowning✨ in an indescribable emptiness

[@kurtakurapika8543]

@@superspartan8086 r u making fun of me?! 0-0 (Have u seen any spider. Around here tho??)

[@save_hyrule]

@@kurtakurapika8543 mom there’s a s p i d e r i n m y r o o m k i l l i t.

[@kurtakurapika8543]

@@save_hyrule no way, lemme summon my Hatsu chains. S**t's about to get real.

[@paulinavital3650]

Kurapika hisoka is at the door looking for me and gon

[@Kripon777]

“then spread out some rice..” “okay, okay..” “then a sprinkle of fyuraykokaye” “.. *what* “

[@damnnmarcc]

Relatable

[@c0_nes]

in case you're being serious, it's furikake.

[@chashubokchoy8999]

furikake, it’s a pretty popular japanese seasoning. it’s in onigiri and shit

[@user-ry6pd4to2j]

Never had them in sushi…

[@user-ry6pd4to2j]

…and the rice and seaweed is usually the other way around, but who cares about rice sticking to your hands.

[@homelander33333]

"Just look at that gorgeous meat" Ayo 📸🤨

[@jacobsanchez3534]

Made my day lmaooo

[@theconsumeroffish]

Embryo has entered the comments

[@davdunkenz0]

Bruh these kids on yt shorts

[@elviraisganaitis9028]

please, shut up

[@2D2DGT]

@@davdunkenz0ikr they think everything’s weird

[@minttii]

Bro really reunited the mother and the babies adding in those fish eggs 💀☠️

[@gumi1098]

As a salmon, I’m offended, terrified and calling the police.

[@godfrax7034]

@LolManMacHee ain't u supposed to cook him no offense

[@mapoleo]

Too bad, we dominated your species and empire

[@sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819]

@@godfrax7034 that's racist even if you say "no offense".

[@mille-the-dwarf3274]

same:( - sniffels-

[@lenamaguire2482]

What are you the vegan teacher?

[@onlynay3390]

Fish:"WAIT I haven't had my first kiss yet" Nick:say no more

[@whatdadogdoin256]

This was actually kind of a nice and underrated comment

[@kgcotton326]

😏😏😏😏😏

[@BoredGamez]

I don’t like salmon but you make it look like the best salmon I’ve ever seen

[@thats_rough_buddy]

the fish got more kisses then i will ever in my life

[@BeedoBimble]

He’s still deciding whether he likes the rice on the inside or outside lol

[@elbtrio7550]

Ik

[@weeb3179]

Ik

[@SpifBanan]

Lol

[@carolbaskin9520]

Ik

[@dez6800]

Lol. Seems like that’s with everything he cooks.

[@catalinaaquino1807]

Nick: kisses the fish Also Nick: PROCEEDS TO *SLIT* THE FISHES HEAD

[@JapaneseSoomi]

Yeah

[@ghostedplayz4283]

Dude u stole that

[@treflecrystal]

this is the exact definition of "lawful evil"

[@nickey8344]

Necrophilia much

[@masonvlogs9283]

The Salmon: flatlines The Vegan Teacher: How Dare You Torture THAT SALMON!

[@riddles4237]

“A sprinkle” and he pours half the bottle 😂

[@PieFaceGuy9000]

I don’t like how many times he kisses it...

[@claws811]

😘

[@Queeziii]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@skyisdabestnotmia7899]

He kissed it once

[@iihrt.liviaa]

@@Queeziii rick roll much?

[@claws811]

@@skyisdabestnotmia7899 twice *

[@rodneyhargoe1507]

Me: Sees him kiss the salmon......checks the comment section to see who talked about it 😂🛹

[@siegfredbagayas7566]

Same dude

[@bzkhiangte5470]

... 9000000000% talking about it👁️👄👁️

[@tsukishimakei8001]

yeeaaaaahhh

[@brawlgamer3056]

Same

[@thatoneguyvr4737]

Thats what we all did

[@AcePilotZach]

I agree on Sushi being the best, I make and eat Sushi nearly every day.

[@crybabydoesntcare]

so that’s where marlins kids went

[@theehunter1454]

Plot twist: The Fish is secretly alive and takes a big bite out of his lips

[@Mad.d1e]

xD

[@reansolomon5492]

The fish can be seen breathing

[@devilman4905]

Lol

[@theehunter1454]

@@reansolomon5492 oh my Gosh IT CAN!

[@yutsuko2479]

why is no one talking about the fact that he cut his finger? at the end.

[@elyssahernandez9699]

I saw that too and i though i was the only one who saw that

[@Mt.zazz14]

I also saw it but it was not that big

[@anklesturnt2dust691]

The pin bones in fish are incredibly prickly, they are essentially needles, and when removing them one must be careful as they can easily puncture skin. There is also the fact that when eating a fish that has not had all its pin bones removed there’s a chance you may swallow one, in which they have been known to get caught in peoples throats, and prod the inside of it as well.

[@yutsuko2479]

@@anklesturnt2dust691 ow-- that must've hurt! thanks for the information, i did know about the throat fact but didn't know you could hurt your fingers with them haha

[@Eric-dm7fe]

Yea is he ok?

[@2kT3ify]

Nick: who else’s favorite food is sushi? Also Nick: Says sea urchin is his favorite in 10 different videos

[@whynot9421]

FINALLY! Nice video, Wayne learned his lesson. I thought the bullets were real and Justin actually killed Wayne

[@sahal02201]

Find someone who kisses you the way that Nick kisses his Salmon 🥺

[@sprefamefa5034]

My girlfriend 😂❤️ Edit: idk why,but you reminded my gf so bad,it was a lil bit cringe 😬

[@ssophiia]

wha

[@connorfielding3428]

HAha

[@riogrl324]

😂🤣😂

[@spoqa.]

I already did

[@RealSorasa]

Let’s talk about the fact that the loop is so perfect.

[@emil9299]

Yeah i agree all his videos are like this they are made so they can play in a perfekt loop

[@tragiala]

yess omg so satisfying

[@FRDDPFAL]

Is the video already over? Im watching It for 2 days already, and he dont stop to make the same sushi roll.

[@ybjpnygsvphrtmmhwrtt4925]

text

[@ybjpnygsvphrtmmhwrtt4925]

text

[@NuggetHolder]

please make a restaurant, I've been watching your videos and every time you make something, my need for it grows.

[@genlossaddict]

“Who was your first kiss?” “My lunch.”

[@anaskhan3965]

Nobody: Nick:**casually walks while yeeting knives**

[@Lcvx2bme]

That's what I do

[@eashaank7307]

@@Lcvx2bme hmm

[@RaviKumar-ow8ty]

.......

[@officialhabibi650]

@@Lcvx2bme record urself doing it lmaoo

[@Crispy_Cookie3]

“Hey so who was your first kiss?” Nick: Salmon.

[@blueblaze3787]

Furries: your with us then

[@YOUGOTTROLLEDLLLLL]

@@blueblaze3787 Ay who said furry into this talk

[@Blue-dragonfire]

Your mom

[@psstpeach]

@@Blue-dragonfire Your dad

[@cobalt1197]

@@psstpeach Your Aunt

[@Blazebolt-b3c]

Bro pulled the uno reverse card on that sushi

[@aestheticme-k4j]

He ate the love of his life😂😂

[@yourmomsgay-joe1825]

Everyone: he kissed the phish The one %: his fingie looked like it twas cut

[@sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819]

Which one though?

[@theragnarok2025]

@@sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819 yh it was

[@spedupsongz7757]

I SAW HIS FINGER CUT XDDF

[@makiyahsmith1468]

I saw it too

[@aierianaturner9651]

Getfppgxhgfgreycfyezzfdstb g Todd you are a great person to do

[@fiiqz5264]

literally chokes* him: yeah, sushi is the best food ever

[@conniebeard5009]

It is the best food

[@fiiqz5264]

@@conniebeard5009 yeah, I agree but he almost choked 😳

[@AnimaTheDemon]

@@fiiqz5264 i don’t like fish 🤮🤮🤮

[@AnimaTheDemon]

I mean like the food made out of fish

[@Gunz2quik]

I seen that too lmao everyone who eats sushi is just tricking themselves into thinking they like it so they can be “different” and “cultured” lmao I’ve never watched someone eat sushi and actually look satisfied 😂

[@twinkletoes-ek4qb]

he violated that Samon in 42069 different ways💀💀💀

[@Galactic-Gaming7]

Got to agree sushi is the goat

[@elliottlee8216]

Has anyone realized that he will break his cutting board if he keeps throwing that knife at it.

[@sc6ut407]

....no i didn’t realize. 😶

[@LuckMaxxer]

no because thats not gonna happen lol

[@utkarma8132]

He probs uses the same clip every video

[@x-hornet6987]

@@utkarma8132 what? Have you not seen his vids? He literally stands in different spots

[@x-hornet6987]

@@utkarma8132 and he does different things

[@chloehulen1582]

Not only did he slit the salmons neck he had the audacity to steal its children too 😂

[@BadshaFishVlog]

😜

[@vanessadotson8067]

Should we press charges? bc I wouldn't want anyone doing that to me or you sooo🤷🏿‍♂️

[@White-tq3si]

And take a kiss before all that.

[@justarandomdude2784]

TRUE HAHAHA

[@zayenus7253]

You know Nick is a real chef because he has a little cut on his finger

[@LouieTheRatOfficial]

Bro really said “nOw, pUcKeR uP👹”

[@user-zk4bl5zq7y]

if anyone wants to know, the “aioli” is kewpie mayonnaise

[@NotFur-3]

When he say aioli, I immediately know he means mayonnaise

[@szlendak1368]

aioli isn’t mayonnaise wtf lmao

[@alexanderkolbeinsson5186]

@@szlendak1368 aioli is garlic mayonnaise hahahaha

[@smtx2117]

Aïoli: crush garlic, put it in olive oil (about a cup) add half a lemon of juice, a pinch of salt, mix until it gets thick... add more oil if you need a larger quantity

[@huandiaz]

Japanese aioli: grilled garlic, white wine, japanese mayo and pimch of black pepper

[@dannyborde3636]

Did anyone else realised that he cut his finger.

[@Agony2116]

I did

[@asianagar481]

I had to watch it twice

[@evernesskyle]

When

[@Agony2116]

@@evernesskyle at the end of the video when he's showing the sushi

[@alwaysarmy8332]

I did

[@michaelstark6504]

No but why isn’t anyone talking about the knife throw tho 👌👌👌

[@TheOverlordPepper]

Living in Alaska, salmon is absolutely S tier! (I may not be saying that because seafood is my favorite) But man, that sushi looks so tasty I can feel my stomach growling lol

[@ellah6861]

"hey he didn't slap it this time! maybe he's-" *proceeds to cut fish's head off* "welp"

[@Xavier-jx7ll]

Challenge: DONT kiss a fish everytime you about to cook it

[@OnellyW]

Yo dont do that to him its too hard for him

[@ruchikhera7013]

He'll fail

[@user-nf1bz3sn4z]

Eh, your just jealous

[@communadog7874]

@ymif where's the "legitimate criticism" in this comment tho?

[@Mosu_riko10]

Sushie’s the best food ever like 5 videos later “makes sea urchin” that’s my favourite food in the whole world😂

[@United-states-of-America-OIL20]

Knife are you using in this video?

[@pumpzsolos4280]

The robber: this guy is a ez target. Nick: stupid i aint gon let you get the chance

[@equintrinity8678]

*Kisses and spanks*

[@Hello-xi2tg]

Board:He is gonna throw a knife at me again isn’t he

[@waid07]

😂😂

[@Ind5go]

Lmfaoo

[@Hello-xi2tg]

@@Ind5go for my country you replied at 2am!

[@Speakerstuff676]

You can call me the Japanese food guy

[@Pewshtee]

Send this to That Vegan Teacher💀

[@doordash8510]

Nick: kisses fish in almost every fish video he makes Me: what does your girlfriend think of that

[@user-zz7wh5ls7j]

Dorean lin: ::(;;;;:::; Me: haha good comedy funny comedy joke lOl ha! U should comedian ha!ha

[@cloud-ub7wz]

lmao

[@monk6905]

@@user-zz7wh5ls7j u sound like a obsessed 13 year old girl and this is justin beiber

[@MakeMeBurrito32]

@@monk6905 lol

[@iliketutlers]

White fish why not chicken

[@devyn_5421]

Nick is praising this salmon more than I have ever got praised

[@strawberrycubes4774]

Dang, we ain't living our best life.

[@7_y1ar]

Relatable

[@s.satgurushanmugam8084]

Did anyone notice the cut in his finger when he was showing the sushi up close?

[@almightypotato5057]

I love how he calmly says how he murdered a fish by cutting it's spine after he kissed it then cut it's stomach then put it onto some seaweed next to it's children

[@ArtzyLxna]

LMAOOOO, also I love ur PFP :)

[@anannoyingbtch531]

ERI?!?!

[@almightypotato5057]

@@anannoyingbtch531 SUKUNA?!?!

[@anannoyingbtch531]

@@almightypotato5057 eh! how the hell do you know me.....I'm from a different universe.....since you know me and probably knows where I am.....do you mind telling me where fushiguro is? NOT THAT I WANT HIM!!! JUST ASKING!!!

[@almightypotato5057]

@@anannoyingbtch531 I have my ways

[@therealsxlfless]

"That gorgeous piece of meat"- nick

[@MohamedAli-sk5hl]

Nice pfp

[@OC-23]

That’s what She said

[@RydenThings]

As a Canadian that loves salmon I can confirm that salmon no matter how you cook it is good.

[@5caredits]

"So who's your first kiss" " A fish"

[@nana-de5xc]

Everyone: that’s looks good! Japanese: THAT IS NOT SUSHI

[@jonathanbacus4754]

Yeah pretty sure thats a maki

[@salmontan]

@@shewp a california roll is maki. The shape of the roll doesnt matter

[@resshmaikshalimbu2120]

Are u Army ? 💜

[@sinestrophy9502]

@@resshmaikshalimbu2120 no dont go everywhere asking people "are u army?"the answer is no no one likes bts

[@resshmaikshalimbu2120]

@@sinestrophy9502 bcuz in ur DP i seen Mochi Bt21 so I said 💜🌸

[@kevin-gb3ee]

Nick: stars filming Cutting board: (chuckles) i’m in danger

[@zley3896]

you forgot to add * nervously chuckles * jk

[@SquatchyFN]

🤣

[@MrsAngeldelaunay08]

You don't know how much sushi I can eat I frickin love sushi and like you said it is the best food ever!!

[@horizon_gundamzgmf-00-x44]

I have to admit sushi and sashimi are so good that I dream of eating it every day

[@IHATEFORTNITE12]

I eat it at least once a week

[@wonap20]

Rolls aren’t sushi but yes sushi itself is amazing 🤩 go to Japan tho WARNing You will hate every other sushi at least for me as a Japanese person

[@IHATEFORTNITE12]

@@wonap20 well actually rolls are Sushi my guy

[@TheWelchProductions]

@@wonap20 _Haha. I’m Japanese. American sushi sucks, and rolls aren’t even real sushi. Haha._

[@Holygroundgirlie.fanpage]

Same lmao

[@alexandramuller3455]

Fun fact: Japanese people who live in Japan would probably never know this is sushi :)

[@kejdjjeje6888]

This is korean traditional food ‘kimbab’

[@leejihoon6484]

@@kejdjjeje6888 김밥은 한국음식은 맞지만, 전통음식이라기에는 좀 역사가 짧고 일본의 노리마끼에 영향을 받은게 분명하죠. Kimbap is Korean food, but it's not traditional.

[@microwavegum]

The rice on the outside is a American thing, I don’t know why they didn’t like how the nori looked on the outside 🤷‍♀️

[@kats.5958]

@SuperGhettoStar because technically this isnt sushi

[@therealactualkusuosaiki]

Okay, I’m blasian. Black and Japanese. This is in the format of a California roll, deadass not what we would do but it counts I guess.

[@imahotmess872]

NAH THE WAY HE KISSED THE FISH 💀

[@Big_James069]

That is not a regular sushi roll, it is known as a California roll.

[@teremagetiguzman7512]

Everyone: that look good Me: sees a cut on his finger

[@sarkismanukyan9557]

I was looking for this comment

[@mosleykids3854]

I thought I was the only one 😅😅

[@MartauMarsa]

@@sarkismanukyan9557 me too

[@legendaryzilla1548]

He didn't I littraly rewatches it and didn't see his finger cut off

[@Thatsudistucsonofagun2849]

@@legendaryzilla1548 its not cut off it's just got a tiny cut on it, probably from slicing the samon

[@hawkshoop9686]

Girl: why does ur breath stink of fish Nick: um idk

[@iamsuperdumb6438]

Nick: Because 69 last night, remember.

[@connor_phabmixay]

@@iamsuperdumb6438 💀💀lmao you got me dead

[@juels508]

@@iamsuperdumb6438 PLSS NOT THE 69 😭

[@khwezilied537]

Ok I won’t

[@VanGangnesTheVideoMakerHD8]

The kiss was personal

[@loganplayzroblox123]

I love nick I have been watching his videos for like 3 months

[@CR1MS0NZ]

“Yes sushi’s the best fruit ever” the captions said that 👀

[@urmomdude1702]

i actually turned on the captions just to see this

[@caramel2051]

Omigod you correct

[@DuDE2341]

Your right is does say that when I first saw the captions I was like wait sushi is a fruit🌚

[@CR1MS0NZ]

@@DuDE2341 fr

[@ronsunojxib2937]

Why salmon not cooked

[@asafupps]

“A few pieces of our salmon” *DEMON NOISES*

[@judethaddeus9856]

Huh

[@AyangStudios]

USSR Anthem intensifies

[@3nnah3r3]

MASS DEMON NOISES***

[@Bigzmike]

I'm going to comment while everybody has two reply and 3 reply

[@Bigzmike]

Because I don't know where to reply

[@spartangladiator4933]

I swear sushi is one of my favorite snacks

[@lagitvz9774]

He kissed more fishes than girls

[@Cow29389]

💀💀💀

[@Ashley-rk3oe]

Kisses salmon the chops its neck in half and eats it.

[@katelynt8108]

*kisses fish* 2 seconds later * cuts open neck* Lovley.

[@bunbun283]

When they said "There are plenty more fish in the sea", they didn't mean it that way Nick

[@Sigmaballs12345]

You should try making Philippine dishes like sinigang😊love ur vids btw

[@jamonangapa9053]

Nick: Who else's favourite food is sushi? Me seeing the cut... *YEET*

[@sohammmaheshnaidu5384]

me

[@sarah123D]

Same

[@arcanon5080]

I see he cut his finger in the making of said salmon sushi Thanks for them likes boys

[@weluvdestinn]

I did too! :o

[@CurrentlyInOrbit]

Delicious finger sushi

[@nicoleangel3808]

Its not from this vid he has already cut it :(

[@Cow1337Saver]

Samesies

[@memeboy5101]

Nobody: Nick’s girlfriend: 😳

[@DaRomanEmpire10]

Nick: “Sushi is the best food ever” Sea Urchin: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@ran-le7oy]

Pov: you got a recommended video when he was assembling the sushi

[@wuzzupo5429]

its cus he puts it there

[@annolil7984]

?

[@unclegardener]

?

[@karenwillexposeyou2542]

Ok?

[@karenwillexposeyou2542]

@@wuzzupo5429 Nobody cares

[@Valeentriz]

“Let’s go and see what nicks up to today!” Proceeds to kiss a fish

[@amazingchristopher]

Hyaaaaaa

[@andrewfares3130]

2050: Nick's son:"Dad, was mom your first kiss ?" Nick: "No, it was a salmon"

[@Wonderdog2013shorts]

That’s a California roll nick butt it looks really nice. Keep Up The Good Work! 🎉

[@blueberrybobaa8446]

i will forever remember in 3rd grade i said “i will never like sushi” but my auntie changed my mind

[@owengratzer2366]

Kpop is bad

[@dantemovie]

thanks for your input, owen

[@owengratzer2366]

@@dantemovie welcome

[@blueberrybobaa8446]

@@owengratzer2366 what does that have to do with anything??😭

[@asiankidd8660]

Kpop sucks

[@clauraphine]

Everyone: Its a love hate relationship Me watching this knowing Im never gonna use this coz Im allergic to all seafood: 🥴

[@morganmonty7960]

HAHAH SAME

[@ecaterinalitvin450]

I don’t like sushi maybe it’s cuz I was told at 1 that I’m allergic and to try again at 5yrs old but idk it tastes weird I only like trout but it just tastes like chicken sooo yeah and I don’t eat other fish cuz others taste weird idk I’m weird but I feel you I’m never gonna use this and I barely eat trout maybe twice a year

[@theehunter1454]

I just don’t like fish any type

[@blmingwlf7142]

@@ecaterinalitvin450 Chicken?!

[@lysolfn1011]

Tiko would be very disappointed in this video

[@JustmeJosh208]

That kiss had to of been personal

[@GachaIsCringe999]

Karen's: imAgINe tHe aMouNT oF FISH tHAt aRe DyiNG bECAuse Of YoU!!1!11

[@qiqiwantscocogoat3642]

Him: Eats salmon sushi with salmon eggs My crazy family: Awe look its the mother and the baby

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Me: Scared of knife Him: AGGRESSIVELY YEETS KNIFE ON CUTTING BOARD