Wood Splitting Sword

[@kapteinkaos6081]

We've been lied to, lads, all these years we could have had a wood splitting sword

[@mtnmosin2740]

i'll never look at an ax again.

[@Ninjastahr]

I shall never take the same satisfaction in an axe again, now that I know I could be using a sword

[@kapteinkaos6081]

Looked it up... 400 bucks. Bro I'll stick to my axe... Maybe one day I'll smith myself a big sword to cut wood if I ever get good at it...

[@anthonyrebock5351]

the unemployed.....with swords

[@wavydave]

After y'all's comments, I was gonna leave an anecdote about sword splitting wood in my younger years, but damned if I can remember it. She is a cute one, isn't she?

[@jbrisby]

Remember, wood-splitting sword is also an everything-splitting sword.

[@popeyetheslayer666]

😂

[@johnman559]

Santa should have given her leg armour😂

[@NinjaSwami]

😅 true

[@stresslevel1009]

Is it also a sword splitting sword?

[@chewielewis4002]

Its a convert skull splitting sword@@stresslevel1009

[@CelticFish0103]

Your face when you said "I have a sword" Is everything 😅

[@jcon2060]

yes, that's the funny part of the video. Its intended.

[@brandonbroad8676]

@@jcon2060okay?

[@troublemaker731]

@@jcon2060get a life

[@TheNefastor]

Next step : getting hired by a hawk-themed mercenary company.

[@davidstorrs]

That was a good series.

[@mehdiberthet-bondet7294]

Grifiiiiiiiith!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@TheUnseenSoldier]

All men need a no-makeup-wearing, sword-swinging, wood-splitting, good-shape-having, “golly” saying woman in their life.

[@behlockaetheking7062]

This is just a Canadian?

[@andrewcooper8155]

​@@behlockaetheking7062 Yep. Pretty much all Canadian girls are like that.

[@Canuck037]

​@@andrewcooper8155 as a canadian male i concur

[@Kheays]

@@andrewcooper8155 I can definitely say city women in Canada share no such ideals, most have absorbed the modern western crap and want to dominate a man and obliterate his soul piece by piece. Rural and suburban girls tho… 👀👀👀

[@songdaniels9960]

thing is uh,,, she's.. a lesbian though. sorry. sjdjfjf

[@FirstBlockhead]

"Oh golly I have a sword" is the most wholesome thing anyone has ever said!

[@markjanik7897]

What's with the sound effects! There's an echo in wide open spaces!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@SlebanDogux]

​@@markjanik7897 Oh yeah that's.. actually kinda weird, idk what's up with that

[@cha_os3]

@@markjanik7897 I live in a area that echoes like this. Splitting wood, calling the dogs in, all of it echos down into the vally. Looks like she is in a vally as well.

[@caliguladeux]

I wonder if she gave her sword a name. Valar morgulis sister.

[@danieljames1868]

​@@markjanik7897 things echo strangely, but surprisingly, well in spaces that open and empty.

[@phoenixilr]

Her: **splits wood with sword** Me: **bows** yes mommy

[@QO-id3yt]

Lady Lumberjack Splitting Wood with a sword was a video I never knew I needed

[@skylaharango8975]

The most happiest lumberjack I've ever seen

[@lucasmasson2728]

LumberJill

[@sevensages5279]

And easy to please 😊

[@ariewibowo2106]

lumbersparrow

[@FutureAbe]

You should either say “most happy” or “happiest”, but never “most happiest”.

[@Max-ix9lk]

​@@FutureAbe I bet you're fun to hang out with

[@sparkly_parklee9327]

I swear all the axe splitters on youtube are the happiest people on this platform

[@hokagirl2205]

They have a channel to let out all their negative emotions 🤧

[@davidbarrozo6621]

I’m going to start splitting wood myself soon 😂❤

[@jwoz8517]

Splitting wood is actually the top activity you can do to increase your body’s testosterone. Testosterone decreases anxiety and depression, increases your mental cognition and erythropoiesis. Sounds absolutely insane I know but it’s true, the wood splitting part, the positive benefits of testosterone are well known for a while now

[@ovoid_ovvie]

​@@jwoz8517what if you are trans and do not need more testosterone

[@M1ch43l33]

​@@ovoid_ovviethen you dont deserve happiness anyway

[@user-vz9lm4uv9r]

Чудесная девушка умеющая колоть дрова👍

[@user-lq7to3sb1v]

Мечем...

[@alek7369]

Колун зачётный у неё 😂

[@Svirepij187]

И живущая с другой девушкой (к гадалке не ходи)🤷🏼‍♂️ Как всегда либо одно, либо другое..

[@andreishedlovskij2169]

​@@Svirepij187... меч или САбля

[@Keldren.]

Stopped for the sword, ended up with relationship goals.

[@behindthemask3534]

I feel this on a spiritual level, also, does anyone here know where I can get a wood splitting sword?

[@solorollo9756]

Find you a good man

[@MRREE-zw6xc]

​@@behindthemask3534I just looked it up on google out of curiosity. Its under viking wood cutting sword. And for how much it costs that sucker is on 16 weeks back order!

[@HuslWusl]

​@@behindthemask3534 probably Amazon

[@robertluechtefeld5017]

Great quote, @Keldren Raze

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

The Valkyrie has been bestowed her mighty blade.

[@Reallyxhillguy]

Stole the thought out of my head

[@greggrand3910]

You two are the closes the soul that lives in this girl is actually a real Valkyrie high-ranking one

[@donaldcash113]

...or Taiwan.

[@Vladimir_Velikiy]

ура аааа, оказывается тяжёлой железкой можно гнилой пень разломать!

[@Vladimir_Velikiy]

@café lol😄

[@GamerOfLegends163]

You're telling me splitting wood could've been even *more* fun?

[@operationtheatre5934]

First sight : You r very beautiful After she got sword: I mean the sword

[@salmannaz1432]

Imagine just walking around and seeing a woman split wood with a long ass sword. I'd fall in love

[@BPunlimited1337]

I'd be scared and in love at the same time 😅

[@Zevl]

​@@jetrifle4209🤓🤓🤓

[@forresthunt9573]

@@jetrifle4209 Typical terminally online reply.

[@jetrifle4209]

@@forresthunt9573 smallbrain little guy

[@ArsenicIvy]

@@jetrifle4209 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@minhtamnguyen3304]

Ok, now i can die peacefully knowing that what's a valkyrie look like

[@cornixdemetrius7883]

On twitter, maybe.

[@TheBlarggle]

@@cornixdemetrius7883 "oN tWiTtEr MaYbE"

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

@@cornixdemetrius7883colored hair=Twitter user in your absolutely fried brain

[@lysetsfyrste]

​@@cornixdemetrius7883at least she is an actual woman, though xd

[@ZombieKid-.-]

You obviously haven't seen ValkyrieBrynn

[@Northanteus]

Make sure your dogs are somewhere else when swinging that thing. Never know if they'll run up behind you and to the side near the log as your axe or sword is coming down. 😬

[@erichiginbotham3144]

Right she might lumberjack their head off. What does big ass things she got to do just to get the wood to split.😂😂😂😂😂

[@luckydust4375]

Not the case everytime, but a lot of pets are smart enough to stay away from you when they see this long brighty sharpy pointy thing moving around, not that they don't trust you but they have some kind of instinct that this is probably meant to be dangerous

[@surferdude6258]

i just recently found your channel and have been pitching a trail sword to my conservation corps for months at this point. i'm totally going to show my program manager this video! if she says no, i'm just going to go to finance and see if i can write it off as a business expense. thank you for the inspo i needed!

[@bobisuncanny2760]

"All my childhoods dream have just come true" Me seing this lovely lumberjack testing a wood-splitting SWORD : Yea me too

[@rickcoona]

technically, she'd be a "LimberJill" but who cares she's just Sooo HAPPY!

[@raulallangarlitos7573]

PHONEY FAKER! BETTER WATCH A SAMURAI WARRIOR SHRED A COMPRESSED LAYER OF COMPRESSEDCBAMBOO LIKE KNIFE THRU BUTTER, BLADE THRU PAPER!!!!

[@weirdshieldman3606]

I no longer wish to be lonely… only to have a lumberjack woman 😂

[@Rick_SanchezZZZ]

OMG shut up

[@rickcoona]

@@Rick_SanchezZZZ what's the matter Dude, Can't Handle the *TRUTH?* I've known a few "Lumber Jills" Back in the day, and they ALL kicked ass.

[@tehdmanvids3]

She's one step closer to becoming Coenen the Barbarian

[@serioushex3893]

criminally underrated comment

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

Dang. Mucho respect for this one

[@robertnett9793]

I tip my hat to you, good disembodied internet voice.

[@Asphalt_Annihilator]

Yes, "wood" splitting sword. More like skull splitting sword.

[@paktype]

This young lady has it all - she’s pretty, charming, funny and swings a mean sword.

[@user-yf6nf6rz1u]

Сколько счастья, этой девушки нужно, работать палачем.Средневековье много потеряло без неё,от такой и голову не жалко потерять,один позитив.😊😊😊😊

[@KpunTo.Tym6a]

👏

[@kirkslayden834]

Ya ain't that the truth hahaha

[@dbnfkzful]

Сожгли бы как ведьму за штаны

[@theEisbergmann]

I came for a sword, I stayed for some awesome shoulder muscles...

[@john-paulsilke893]

Those triceps are pretty awesome too. She’s yoked! Fantastic.

[@jimsmith3715]

​@@john-paulsilke893that's just what happens when you use your arms that's not yoked 😂

[@Xc31]

​@@jimsmith3715 with todays standards being cancer treatment skinny, morbidly obese or 50% plastic I'd say she's pretty yoked bruh

[@sirgeremiah]

When I grow up, I want her arms.

[@jimsmith3715]

@@sirgeremiah keep using your arms then lol

[@Arf3114]

There’s a lumberjack, but now I’ve seen a lumberjill. Badass

[@trevorromney3589]

According to the comics, it's a Lumberjane.

[@vadimtherooskie1174]

Comics?

[@trevorromney3589]

@@vadimtherooskie1174 Is called Lumberjanes

[@StopPostingAboutBallr]

Badass, more like bigass (in no way is this meant to be hate or offense)

[@TanvirAhmed-dh2hk]

Lumberjill lmaoo

[@ottowulff3277]

Me: *sees this woman* Also me: *aggressive dishwashing*

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaria]

as a lesbian, thank you for your service

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

Mmmmmm- I'm sure she's a nice person, but she has that creepy Ellen Degeneres leer. Other lesbian women are attracted to her to get validation. The lesbian women seem to a very clear alpha b and sub. If it makes them happy good for them. But that kind of relationship seems to have a short shelf life. Suicide numbers are high. So she has that happy lesbian thing going and nice guns too. But lesbian women do like to break out and ride a real baloney pony from time to time. They have the best of both worlds.

[@deltabeta5527]

As a pervert, also thank you for your service.

[@TheWinterscoming]

... and there goes my wife's ability to claim she is heterosexual...

[@akiyas464]

What's a heterosexual?

[@PEZZYYYY]

​@@akiyas464a person who likes opposite gender he's saying she became a lesbian

[@akiyas464]

@@PEZZYYYY ph I'm sorry for bothering the LGBTQ hasn't really even grazed my country and religion

[@PEZZYYYY]

​@@akiyas464ya alot of country's do be like thet dw you just wanted an answer about something your confused about ita k

[@heathercook2915]

This was such a wholesome interaction

[@user-rn7sg7xg9l]

"Oh golly, I have a sword" needs to be put on a t-shirt

[@callmev3531]

Agreed.

[@jmmartin7766]

I prefer, "Ho, Ho, Ho! Now I have a machine gun..." But, "Oh, golly. I have a sword" works, too 😏

[@tylerboyce4081]

Seconded. I need to pre-order it.

[@sebastiandumars3005]

followed by "okie dokie"

[@user-gp2zq3eb1d]

Good joke! 😂

[@colinbrannon2051]

Y’all focused on the sword. I’m pretty sure I’m in love 😂

[@user-lv7qn4gw3g]

Wait, there was a sword? I'll have to go back and rewatch it again and again.

[@dammitdad]

A head splitting sword. Lighter than a chainsaw

[@CloydRoyal]

Holy shit, she was all giggly and adorable then off comes the flannel and she's all "By the Power of Grayskull!!*"

[@extralongbaguette8880]

😂😂😂

[@Biggfred]

💀

[@humanpixel.official]

*Grayskull

[@marygriffith772]

Do you mean for the honor of Grayskull

[@edwardsummey8843]

She can do both.

[@BashirH]

All you need is final fantasy victory music playing after you finish chopping the wood.

[@mr.jingles7560]

I heard a song by the who. Almost identical to ffx music when the team is first introduced.

[@mehdiberthet-bondet7294]

👌🏽🤌👍🏽😂🤣

[@brandonbroad8676]

Not just her eyes perked up when she said “I have a sword” you can see her entire body perk up all at once in the excitement, that was genuinely one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I know this is old but it’s gold, so happy for you that you got that beast of a tool😊

[@_withyou5823]

As expected! Awesome and wonderful Earthling!👍👏

[@natepeterson9068]

“Oh golly, I have a sword!” is the most Midwestern/Canadian thing I have ever heard said

[@user-by7rm7wq3r]

Я думала, что ты скажешь: "средневековая"😂

[@TheRawrnstuff]

"Oh golly. I have a sword." Truly words to aspire to. Not even sarcastic.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

And then that excited inhale~ I think that that's what really drives it home.

[@Galimeer5]

+Sword +Cute doggy +Muscle girl This is peak content

[@ronl7131]

Doggo headed for woods….Leavin’ the scene of mischief

[@dawood121derful]

I need a woman like that to defend my honor.

[@bilobaha]

defend your honor yourself

[@cybercop3108]

@@bilobaha no

[@bilobaha]

@@cybercop3108 are you weak man or too lazy to defend yourself

[@cybercop3108]

@@bilobaha yes

[@bilobaha]

@@cybercop3108 so go to army

[@epicyes3096]

Not gonna lie, didn't expect the person who says "Oh golly" when they open a sword, to be ripped as hell and instantly halve a log. Actual badass.

[@carmillachoate]

Nicole is a beast

[@xEvilRaptorx]

​@@carmillachoateidk who she is, but im in love! Maybe she will benchpress me while we 6... actually I better get going

[@Juggermerk]

Good for a few logs but nobody is gonna get through a cord of wood with that.

[@epicyes3096]

@@xEvilRaptorx Don't be a creep 😑

[@xEvilRaptorx]

@@epicyes3096 hey I'm an equal opportunity perv, for the record. If I stumbled upon a shirtless Norwegian man chopping wood with a halberd, I'd still be in love. He could spin me around like a helico- I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing... >.>

[@miltradtech6115]

For some reason I thought of the big Goron Sword from Ocarina of Time on the N64

[@kharris3352]

I sent this video to a man online who said women can’t chop wood in the snow without a man

[@eatinsomtin9984]

Wow you are so cool and anti-patriarchy wooooo. 🤫, men rule the world. We gave you your rights, and we can take them away again

[@jbfarley]

​@@eatinsomtin9984this is why you're going to die a virgin

[@M3lan-choly_rainz]

What the fck 💀​@@eatinsomtin9984

[@arlenlangham949]

A jacked Canadian person who says ‘oh golly’ when they open a sword for wood splitting is the best thing I’ve seen all year

[@HawkGirl69]

She. She’s a she.

[@arlenlangham949]

Oh umm yes but I would hate to assume someone’s gender

[@fullmetalalkami6466]

​@@arlenlangham949 Mate. Don't be ridiculous she is a woman, and a decent one at that by looks of it.

[@arlenlangham949]

Yeah ik just making sure because I would hate to be cancelled

[@poppingpenquin2172]

@@arlenlangham949 grow some balls

[@miguelmunguia123]

It's beautiful when you see someone being that happy with such a simple thing

[@TerrenceLCarpenter]

I don’t know if that bug ass sword is “such a simple thing”😂

[@manuelferreira4345]

Simple? It's obviously not your average off Amazon 49.99 sword it's a wood splitting sword!!!

[@gryjss9167]

No, no. She knows what she is doing for views . Ok you're a Lesbian , tougher than a few men, but don't hate men when you do your pathetic jib at males to show you Lesbian. It's pathetic , you know what your doing and it's not cute. Actually turns males away. Get your point across, maybe try some Aus Red Gum, take you a while love.

[@lalhruaizela6968]

​@@TerrenceLCarpenteri'm deaddddd bruhhh🤣

[@Aggamemnon]

"One does not simply make such a thing."🤌

[@user-dt8gv9co5s]

The look of joy over that sword is awesome your cute 😊

[@jessicahedrick854]

Is there anyone more *** than this woman. I put *** because I cant find the word. Beautiful, sweet, badass, scary, strong, I mean the list could go on. I was having a shitty morning, but somehow just knowing this woman exists makes the world so much fucking better. Thank you for sharing this.

[@jasonmorley9217]

The expression at "I have a sword" Is both terrifying and fantastic.

[@captainoftheoldchads1743]

Her using it: MEANWHILE ME: GIVE IT TO ME WOMEN I WILL SHOULD YOU HOW DA BOYS DO IT

[@jasonmorley9217]

@@captainoftheoldchads1743 I’m not sure that’s coming off how you think it is, mate….

[@Doodledrawsstuff]

Man she could split you into like a log in a lumber yard

[@koykoyonly1628]

@@captainoftheoldchads1743 Maybe choose your words better next time XD you sound a mite desperate there

[@vitalguillin1177]

Happy she didn't said, "I have a balls cutting sword"!!!

[@Alex-K94]

As a fellow sword collector I can confirm... this is a true "golly" moment.

[@thefaceless6406]

True

[@SNC_Paranormal]

The dog running behind you 😂 I wonder what it was chasing

[@myndlink]

She just became Zelda and Link combined into one person.

[@Boo-se7wi]

Fr

[@Suchsdirhaltaus]

Oh my especially with the pink hair (that I only noticed after your comment) it fits even more to link

[@abbaexteriors3546]

So she’s…zinc?

[@SumoLink1357]

link to the past link

[@nickgray5420]

So that means that all of MY childhood dreams have just come true

[@RedHorseman66]

Anyone who can handle a sword like that earned my respect.

[@jurajjakubik6795]

Using the sword as an ax to chop wood can 10 year's old child.

[@Brynden-Rivers]

Only someone who cant handle a gun would say that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@voornaam3191]

When somebody says YOU must show respect, somehow YOUR freedom just got a kick in the groin. Repect has a dark side.

[@robertfarnsworth3200]

Literally all she did was lift and slam, a child can do that

[@jesterokjones4954]

look at her arms.

[@scottturcotte1860]

😂 makes me think of the scene in LadyHawk when Nevar catches mouse using his sword to split wood and angrily declared, this sword has been in my family for generations and has never known defeat until now!!! LOL

[@WoodLife2]

"Making a new dish, better carve my utensils real quick"

[@matthewpopow6647]

Its funny how quickly she shifts from 'flannel dork' to 'outdoor badass'

[@BombasticsideeyeCriminal-ej6iw]

It never shifted

[@samhebrank1903]

@@BombasticsideeyeCriminal-ej6iwalways both

[@rodranpandrastruthseeker1087]

You gay boys

[@sylvainjouve3249]

Still dork

[@baricocilulionescu561]

Is noone gona talk about the fact that she was dressed whit only like a thin piece of clothing while there is snow outside....

[@SingingDragons11]

That’s the appropriate reaction for one’s first sword.

[@Survival.Intuition]

trust me when I say, one's first sword is almost never something of that magnitude.

[@stevencortez7057]

​@@Survival.Intuitionmy sword is of that magnitude 😏 In my dreams...

[@InfinityShadow20]

Why does watching this make me feel like a viking?

[@dynaheart]

I read that as "World splitting sword" and was rightfully concerned

[@bich_what]

"Oh Golly I have a sword" is my new favorite phrase

[@Flom1x-gg4ni]

Вам не кому не кажется что она похожа на мистера биста лицом?

[@gamenut112]

Wearing a tanktop in the dead of winter? Yup, she’s canadian. Edit: God Damn. I'm still getting comments from this.

[@greywoode5172]

Yep -20 Fahrenheit just another average day for us

[@LeftyRedd]

Not Canadian, but I'm from Michigan. We're Canadian light. 😆 Anywho, moving aboot will keep you warm. :)

[@theitguy7484]

What gave it away? The flannel or the "oh golly"?

[@MrFordtough1981]

She is baiting for likes.

[@slimetank394]

​@@MrFordtough1981 and she's goddamn good at it. Those guns deserve all the likes

[@zesty6064]

Went from “gimmick” to “threat” very quickly

[@fearneperez3714]

Are you an axe lesbian or a sword lesbian? Nicole: Yes 😊

[@gremline]

She's a lesbian??? YES

[@peachesbunny]

Man, woman, clown or alien; We all need a woman like her in our lives

[@AJ.o]

I love how clowns get mentioned in your world 🤣😂

[@chrislupusrex9610]

Are u sure she's an Amazon warrior

[@hasiWills1021]

as a housekeeper

[@xardnaslp3171]

As a clown, thanks for including us

[@bayusoeryocahyono6533]

Well.. that's what i think🤭😊🙏🏻👍🏻❤

[@yourdinnersready2422]

“oh golly, i have a sword” is literally me everytime i play dark souls

[@DironMc]

CoooooooooLll

[@funnyjyritsah9519]

Ah, a fellow Dark Souls nut. In that case... Stay safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow

[@Thebeastb115]

@@funnyjyritsah9519be wary but hole

[@s7udmuphin]

Don't give up, Skeleton

[@chaosgilleon6433]

It has been quite a while since I've seen the sword of Heihachi Hayashida (Samurai 7) Thank you for the amazing short.

[@ashaverma2510]

As soon as the dog saw the sword he ran away 😂😂

[@Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD]

She's the one who goes to check on the sound in the middle of the night

[@mzindelo]

Awesome lol

[@RUConfuzzled21]

"are you hearing gunshots?" "oh, that's just nicole using her wood splitting sword again"

[@LJG_582]

Uhh you mean axe right? Right? Nope

[@aarons9961]

...Again? again. -sigh- Alright, I'll tell the boys to head back

[@bananacat4339]

Honestly this is the most wholesome video I've seen in a while. I love your channel😁

[@guillermorgb1138]

Bien por tu espada nueva, eres toda una guerrera, felicidades ❤❤❤

[@luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407]

My initial thought was "why the fuck?" but seeing how happy you were with it I moved on to "why the fuck not?"

[@gus7850]

sometimes that's the only functionality that is needed

[@luciezabelka698]

My mental process was the same: Why? Sword?......Why not!

[@TheSpoovy]

I googled "marriage material" and this video came up

[@ticotube2501]

Other women may split up with you, but she might just split up you. 🪓

[@narcoticman7310]

I mean... KZbin is not wrong about this one (Shame there's no chance this woman doesn't have a partner yet).

[@EastFame]

she has (3rd wave feminism) pink hair, it should be a red flag

[@gsxkid9776]

Minus the hair color

[@77thTrombone]

Yeah, it's all fun 'n' games until the honeymoon is over and it's out to the woodpile with you!

[@frankvalice6180]

Showed this to my brother I’m more into Guns and he is into swords. He was saying how he will never find any woman that would be interested in his hobby without making fun of him. I showed him this clip the look on his face was a mix of a deer in headlights and being flustered

[@kiarasanchez8990]

*casually flips a KNIFE IN ONE HAND* LIKE WHAT

[@StigerHunt]

Hi i am knife maker new on KZbin visit my channel

[@medic5150]

When you find the barbarian your quest needed.

[@404T2K]

The most barbarian looking barbarian to ever barbarian I reckon

[@Ilikewater-andice]

All my platonic ideals just manifested in one single woman.

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

🍷🗿

[@originalganjaman606]

Wym 'platonic'?? More like romantic, now come here and kiss me on my hot mouth

[@vishr773]

Same

[@asellandrofacchio7263]

SHE'S A LESBIAN

[@jtischCB]

Your muscle tone is impressive. You must have dedicated a great deal of time and discipined yourself to achieve those results. Respect.

[@OrlandoHofmann-qt7mx]

I guess it wasn't even on purpose she just splits wood since she was able to raise an axe

[@andrepaint3254]

Legal ! Com uma espada katana não daria para cortar um tronco de árvore como se fosse um machado . Ela é um pouco pesada por ser mais grossa, porém isso proporciona a possibilidade de cortar coisas mais duras que a carne e roupa como troncos de madeira e ossos com poucos golpes; com certeza ela não é pra qualquer um; apenas para pessoas fortes com boa resistência física para ter uma boa velocidade ao maneja-la ou pessoas raras de grande resistência física ou pessoas raras de grandes cargas de adrenalina .

[@dada191]

Stayed for the sword, then got welcomed to the gun show.

[@2Much2lose]

😂

[@chriscain9727]

Where did you get the sword?

[@2Much2lose]

@@chriscain9727 he doesn’t have one. He came to watch it here.

[@kas1836]

Seeing this woman wielding a sword is strangely comforting

[@Laneganswake]

It's probably engrained. You've been out collecting wood, hunting, making traps all day and You're starving & freezing. You get back to the igloo what have you and you see the wood split and fire already burning.. nice...

[@kas1836]

@@Laneganswake No I just think it's hot

[@artanxhelili2976]

​@@kas1836😂😂I love how the first's person reply was an explanation of why you feel that way and you go:"I don't know she's just hot man!"

[@luxuryvagrant6496]

@@artanxhelili2976 I found his explanation to be ... giving off weird vibes. It's hot. Less of that caveman evolutionary hunter getherer palelithic rubbish, pleeeease.

[@artanxhelili2976]

@@luxuryvagrant6496 I just found their interaction funny that's all and i get that lusting over someone can be taken too far but in this case the first one was trying to dig deep and explain why they might feel that way and the second just gave the most simple explanation ever

[@jjmuni]

There’s a reason an axe has the weight in the front and a slightly flexible handle.

[@0justBETHANY]

They happiness on her face when she said "I have a sword"

[@jayzenstyle]

She even has the proper woodspeople attire. You have my respect, maam.

[@PokemonMaster-yb5nr]

She needs a super strong man hahahah

[@badassgamer7843]

​@@PokemonMaster-yb5nr she is lesbian 😔

[@PokemonMaster-yb5nr]

@@badassgamer7843 oh sorry are you gay ar straight

[@Gronkadonk]

You can just say woodsman because in that context it isn’t referring to a gender

[@PokemonMaster-yb5nr]

@@Gronkadonk i already know so shut up

[@samblack727]

I want a wood-splitting, warrior goddess sword...

[@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina]

Two hand big Axe give you more power

[@jovanleon7]

​@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina not as cool as the sword

[@bramleenen]

I want a wood splitting, warrior sword wielding goddess. But hey to each their own 😂🤘

[@charlesanderson4979]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@Darklogic112358]

I just want the wood-splitting warrior goddess.

[@Tyraeleon]

It looks like a scaled-up letter opener

[@roshnimalandkar1423]

Oh my God! That sword looks best in ur hands! U r a true WARRIOR!

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Jacked Canadian woman with a sword is my new favorite genre of person.

[@footloosegremlin4286]

Mine too…we friends now!

[@56kglifter]

Jacked? You mean a strong Canadian woman. Not jacked there's a difference

[@totallyradtoad]

​@@56kglifter you really had to 'um actually' them didn't ya

[@56kglifter]

@@totallyradtoad I just hope ppl don't think this is jacked.

[@wesm3915]

Your government is planning to ban that to.

[@angel794]

All women need a woman like that, too.

[@kismetmoon9294]

finally, in a sea of men saying that they want a woman like this (a lesbian fellas), i find this comment

[@EJ10931]

finally someone who acknowledges that gay women also simp for this woman, and I am one of them

[@T13GUY]

​@@EJ10931 I literally had one of her shorts replaying for 20 full minutes on loop and my jaw was on the ground the entire time I cannot express how perfect this being is.

[@solo_leo4454]

@@kismetmoon9294 what we can’t want a lesbian??

[@kismetmoon9294]

@@solo_leo4454 you can want her all you want but you ain’t gonna get her i’ll tell you that, plenty of masculine straight women out there. it’s kinda the whole point,,

[@morgonsvintagetraveling2669]

Now you need a Norse helmet and a clan then you become a viking

[@grimreaper2606]

"I am She-Ra Conqueress of the Universe!!!" $1500-3000?

[@teddywilliamson3547]

If there's an equivalent to a woman saying there's something about a man with his shirt off splitting wood..... Then this is it, respectfully.

[@unknownvariable2456]

I'm a fan of in shape women with some muscles and a six pack, but this chick kinda has a boyish face and a slightly more manly body type with the shoulders, so maybe you should genuinely ask yourself if you're just gay. Though it's possible that you're just a fan of the tomboy type.

[@siriussage7117]

It's like a Disney princess directed by Christopher Nolan 😂

[@sgtbrown4273]

lol

[@iddomargalit-friedman3897]

Damn

[@haydenberends3905]

Nah, no one in Nolan's films are this cheery and emotive.

[@sandorraduly5730]

more like Quentin Tarantino

[@ghr8184]

@@sandorraduly5730 Came here to say this. You're dead-on.

[@andreykuzmin4317]

Nicole's distant ancestor: Oh, golly! It's my Roman-splitting sword! Let's give it a test!

[@that_one_athena_cabin_girl]

Is it weird that I got super ridiculously happy at her having a sword?

[@SomeToxicity]

handled that sword like a maxed out warrior. In Mittens.

[@Adistar-gtm]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@yourbutler9988]

same thought 😭

[@randompoop9218]

When a grown-ass adult says "oh golly!" You know that it's awesome

[@grammargrinch]

If she didn't seem so happy I would be a little afraid around her!😂

[@steveOCalley]

The way to win a woman’s heart is war steel. Remember this on Valentines Day.

[@adamh1991]

I have never wanted to be a damsel in distress more than this moment.

[@vhsquality]

Fg

[@damollieobdormisco]

Same-

[@masterobamium7262]

On soul 😫