𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞【NIJISANJI EN】

[@LilacCh]

Didn't subtitle everyone cuz it's frankly difficult to make out what everyone is saying and that I would lose my mind

[@georgelee2989]

You're good my dude or female dude ( I for some reason can't get the correct spelling for it so going with that ) it's completely understandable

[@zillwinter9160]

its okay lilac i still loves it anyways. I always like your clip videos. may I ask what app did u use to edit them and how the hell u make the text bouncy bouncy like that cause I REALLY LIKE IT. makes it easy to get my attention

[@cptmidnight6117]

Job well done.👍👍

[@r1beyrol480]

So true

[@Dragonero1700]

@@georgelee2989 he is a seiso little boy ,it happen

[@TonusStoneshield]

The instant reply from Mika to smol being soft. Thats a self burn low key.

[@nyx-mw]

Only to some people. Some people prefer smaller chests

[@shirendjorgee9320]

Not really, it’s just a fact. And it’s only logical that small boobs would be soft since they’re made of the same stuff as big boobs.

[@artinrohani6741]

@@nyx-mw shit. I’ve been caught in 4K.

[@SC_Silver_99]

@@nyx-mw Hell yeah small chest superiority

[@ascoadia282]

That or she's been feelin on some smaller booba.

[@OPHANEMx]

If y'all never had a conversation like this with the girls and the homies, that's not true friendship

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

2 AM Sleepover someone just yells "Nip Check", instantly everyone's awake and at attention like we're soldiers hearing our CO

[@jachxendarlphyst6591]

those mfs even pinch mine... it hurts

[@masterj2cool2000]

The homies might but the girls just get too shy

[@A-SUS]

I literally had discussion about the best shit possition with girls and bois in one sit

[@mukhademonyo6449]

@@A-SUS I don't if this is serious but this could be a really good joke.

[@eridise3143]

I just realized sonny really wasnt saying anything dirty hahaha just a pun on ubisoft (yubisoft) as "you be soft" but the "i be hard" did him dirty 😭

[@justawanderingvegetable4847]

Bruh, took you that long to realize the pun Sonny was going for? Lol 😂

[@cursedmedal9597]

I got enlightened now, they did him dirty 😔🤌

[@nikeyrider4331]

Oh my god, i had to read it three times to understand

[@juampisito]

Oh thanks for the explanation xddd

[@bakuhakudraws5603]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2KvgpJ-bah9qtk pretty sure it was a direct reference that nobody else got. either that, or this joke just isn't original or funny and multiple people can in fact come up with it independently.

[@keode]

Mysta: "Where did this topic come from???" They transitioned from the game development company Ubisoft into the fleshyness of small booba, _obviously_

[@salahudinyubi09]

then escelated to the n*pple check

[@TobiasStratus]

Could feel my brain stem evaporating with each new sentence that was uttered, great clip 👍

[@rizkyalif19]

🤣

[@ckpn4771]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@seantan4894]

What is brain LMAO

[@Cniden]

I love how the only people that answered the question are exactly the people that you'd expect to answer 😂

[@n0-b0dy]

and i love how vox said his nipples are pointy and it was right after shoto joined the call.

[@buildurluve4597]

Yeah Voxto 😂

[@xmlthegreat]

They are all determined to out yabai us. At this point I start blushing like a seiso maiden when NijiEN start talking.

[@kristalquindoza4603]

I have no words for this other than... *T h a n k y o u , S o n n y*

[@-Raylight]

Love the way Finana say Ubisoft lol -Yubiyubi- *"You be soft but I be hard"* Sonny's real side is slowly but sure coming out xD Luca's solid hard booba 😳 *"Millie already saw mine yesterday"* Elira?? Millie??? Awww Nina took the blame for Sonny, what a kind mommy I love Nijisanji when they're gathering and talking about cultured things. Yes Shoto included 😂

[@hanahomemadepizza1424]

I think that was during the ASMR collab where at some point elira did heartbeat

[@unusually9412]

So I was not the only one that thought of a certain doggo

[@weakamna]

"I see you reaching Millie!" from Elira xD

[@bailujen8052]

Shotos be like: HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN!

[@vixx07]

"Millie already saw mine yesterday" - Elira "SHEEEEESSSSHHH" - Me

[@zlababababan]

From ubisoft to nipple check Never change nijisanji, never change

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

"Ubisoft but I be hard". Thanks Sonny. That's critical information

[@neptunez3739]

I LOVE HOW SHOTO IS BASICALLY IN NIJI WITHOUT THE CONTRACT

[@ananyanyan]

He got Nijidopted, so did Mika since she isn't in EN

[@neptunez3739]

@@ananyanyan where is Mika originally? I always wondered since I never saw her in a group.

[@ananyanyan]

@@neptunez3739 I think she's in Nijisanji ID

[@neptunez3739]

@@ananyanyan oooh yeahhh

[@that_dam_baka]

Wait. He's not?

[@yudiva2741]

"My nipples are asimetrical!" - Soviet Womble

[@LofiCatFox]

Omg the reference of SovietWomble LOL. Didn't expect to see it.

[@jadynakistrife9884]

I know why I was single for so many years. I thought it was my personality

[@iAmBorns]

"She has eight nipples everybody, this creature has eight nipples" -SovietWomble

[@Haunt888]

Lauren: hmmm interesting

[@Lftarded]

Stop laughing, this is a serious problem

[@asaesuu]

the way this conversation kept evolving was honestly just amazing them saying "what?" or "wait what" to each other was way too funny I love the randomness and genuine curiosity or honestly they all had LMAOO

[@Phin_Again]

God I love NijiEN. Especially when they are just vibing with random topics hahaha

[@R3zeeeee]

Am I the only one who got Bobon's reference of Coach's "Excuse me?!" From left 4 dead 2?

[@MiorAkif]

Lmao for real

[@morganfitch8325]

Seriously, I heard it and immediately just shouted "ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE!"

[@OPGrace2199]

And he did it so well too that was on point

[@Ihonmatar]

I heard it n' was like "Proper channelin of Coach right there!"

[@giannanana9812]

“if you hard, you hard” - elira damn that hit me hard thanks elira 😌🙏

[@Asyraaf1003]

Shoto: *Just joined the group* Finana: Are they there? And the question is, are they soft or hard? Man, Shoto must be confused as hell after joining.

[@RegstarRogstar]

Finana caring for her friends' breast health, campaigning for self checkups. What a hero. Fondle yourself and note any oddities to the doctor if you find any everyone!

[@QR10U5]

why Bobon "Excuse me?" reminds me of Coach from L4D2 LMAO

[@ItubeNextGen]

I think he was really imitating Coach 🤣

[@reimuhakurei2123]

Probably cause it is XD

[@arccolsh7979]

I miss these days

[@_E.J.]

Finana: “Nipple-check!” Elira: “Millie already saw mine yesterday.” Millie: “Yeah…” Nina: *“Millie, describe.”*

[@yoimiyasbandage117]

1:43 dang I love that kind of laugh

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

NijiEN group chats have the same vibe as a 2 am discord group call with the homies.

[@Jyukenmaster95]

i got such a kick out of how you melded Mika and Pomu's faces together on the "what?" at 0:32 such a small but hilarious attention to detail, tskr editor 🙏😂

[@gary4014]

Elira: if you hard you hard All the guys: *activate like sleeper agents*

[@ferrial2736]

Hello, nice video! As a French I can help for the Ubisoft prononciation. Ubi is « Union des Bretons Indépendants » so the prononciation is using a non English sound of U, that you can encounter in German too for example.

[@ThePandafriend]

Actually they did a video that you should pronounce it however you want. "Übeesoft" is technically the correct way, but in Germany "Oobeesoft" was a common pronounciation (prior to the Internet) and read in English they also took the writing and pronounced it according to that. That's where "Youbeesoft" came from. It's not uncommon that names are pronounced differently in other languages. Be it due to missing sounds or seeing only the written name.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Wait so is it a French or German company?

[@Enforcedcraft]

@@F1ll1nTh3Blanks It's a French company.

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Bobon’s “exCUSE Me!?” Is what gets me every time

[@kazutrashsato8883]

Kinda familiar, I think that's from somewhere

[@hersondomingo2564]

That's the Finana Ryugu the way we love

[@jeykritov5123]

Pomu should be the one to be blame for saying Boobiesoft lol

[@WeAreSoup]

3:00 Typical Gasulight

[@menacereconnaissance7406]

She still Feesh as i Remember 💙

[@bobxie8634]

Nijisanji in a nutshell (especially EN) all it takes is just 1 phrase or something to do a 180 turn.

[@vindexts3547]

0:49 - What Mika said was "I'd do the same thing i told you that" ya know from the song . . . Just letting you know :)

[@HeroXAS]

If we could turn back time, to the good old days

[@Sairenee]

I love how the boys are just: Yep! ye And just getting Along with the whole conversation and making it better asf-💀

[@flordelphinta]

If your boba is hard/has hard parts get that checked by a doctor. Might be cancer. Stay soft!

[@bilbilkiiumm4702]

😂 Shoto never fails to answer sussy question

[@Apple0805Chou]

Can’t believe it has been one year, still can’t forget what Sonny said.

[@Verrisin]

I'm so glad Niji livers are not idols. Imagine how much potential would be wasted, and great content never existed! ♥

[@yuumisnow]

Damn Sonny always be dropping this bombs

[@PierceArner]

Just gotta say that I really appreciate the effort you put into the subtitles in these clips.

[@howdoilogin]

Imagine being a Nijisanji streamer trapped in a room on Nipplesanji Nipplesanji Inspection Day.

[@AzraelMorrison]

the turtle as subtitles is actually destroying me pure confusion personified

[@ATMEIDAREYAIDOUBLEDAREYA]

This is a fewer dream lmfao i can’t i didn’t sleep enough for this- 😩😭

[@blazingkite8983]

Vox: I find oobi - soft funny all spanish speaker: *why are we still here*

[@moonmun]

I love when Niji peeps just talk in groups. It always brings out these topics xD

[@nikodmxd]

0:34 Mika felt that and responded right away XD :'(

[@alexadcv8605]

0:19 WTF SONNYYYY?!!! lmao

[@staRRk-ot6di]

0:17 omfg sonny 😂😂😂😂😂 and with that tone

[@il0stthegam3]

Something happened in Sonny's brain in the beginning and it's beautiful xD

[@YoiteVLR]

wow another great coversation! thx Lilac for bring this to us)

[@moonythespoonie9551]

To settle the debate: yes, small is still soft, but it's easier to feel the hard ribs behind it

[@paragonrobbie9270]

0:25 for a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.

[@TheKeller101]

"How did we get to this topic" is a question with ADHD that I find myself asking all the freaking time

[@isaachester8475]

Looking back on these clips when we still had Nina and Mysta in Niji is nostalgic. I miss those foxes

[@irviensyahpratama]

“You be soft but I be hard” -Sonny Brisko

[@fenri_echoes5590]

I love how you can tell almost everyone in this conversation is a degeneret 🤣🤣

[@fenri_echoes5590]

2;54 but bons comment 🤣

[@Xynooxx32]

2:23 shoto:HAUH🤨😨

[@まよ-o2t]

0:17 oh my LORD Sunnyyy

[@Civilian08]

Nipples exist in a quantum state. It's impossible to accurately test if they're hard because touching them or having someone observe them can make them hard.

[@KingShinyRotom]

I love how the "HUH?!"s are the shocked turtle meme... cracks me up every time.

[@Verrisin]

Luca with "I would not know" XDXD what a madlad. XDXD

[@TH3-1B0SS]

Good thing Finana can still keep moving after the drama Our FeeSh is very strong

[@ivansyomkin2156]

What happen?

[@penguspy-itszed4048]

@@ivansyomkin2156 nothing, just your average western vtuber drama.

[@ma.2089]

@@penguspy-itszed4048 what is that? Is it just a pretend drama then?

[@tada8288]

@@ma.2089 basically, she banned the word trap in her chat and told people to “educate themselves” which rubbed some people the wrong way but that was pretty much all that came out of it. Edit: fixed some missing words

[@penguspy-itszed4048]

@@ma.2089 Trust me, it's just a simple problem but everyone took it seriously. You probably don't want to waste your time knowing this stupid drama.

[@voxs1302]

00:17 SONNY I DIDNT EXPEXT THAT

[@jypii-q3y]

Woah woah woah Calm down sonny

[@MinJyo-Ciel]

the way we only heard millie after halfway through the thing speaks volumes ... she tends to be quiet when the others are a mess

[@Jyukenmaster95]

and just like Among Us, pomu (nearly) went undetected for causing this clip 😂

[@noname-bc6ro]

love how they're so on board with the topic lmfao

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

Goobisoft.

[@hadesomegamoto7639]

1:15 1:33 haha the laughing Nina icon XD

[@EAE04P]

The amount of views only for this clip isnt surprising anymore

[@spazmat857]

Im a little cold right now so they are a little pointy

[@lunonim2143]

"millie already saw mine yesterday" ELIRA???

[@warmmafura]

On the serious note If you felt hard substances in your boobs, you should get it check out 8/10 times should be fine, but it’s better safe and sorry

[@GeekBot404]

this reminds me of the nuts topic on Enna's bday

[@Razan_1712]

i wasn't able to watch the entire stream since i was working and i saw the tweet but now that i saw your clip i can get the context of that tweet xD

[@muzakkiwangjoo93]

It's funny that the boy who were saying Sheeeshh is only Alban when Nina told everyone that Millie has already seen her TKB.

[@cptmidnight6117]

And kudos to the feesh for asking the "hard" hitting questions.😉

[@Yeshuah6]

This the kind of conversation you have at like 3am

[@LedoCool1]

Oh no. Checked and my nipples fell off. What do?

[@avatarmarvellian5644]

Yeah, this is just daily conversation between Nijisanji members

[@renzottosfangs3300]

oh my gosh i kept laughing so hard and my brother is behind me,i dont even know if he heard the topic.nvm he also watch nijisanji anyways he probably know how unseiso they are

[@TitansBaneYT]

Funny enough Ubisoft did actually make a video 5 years ago asking their own employees how they pronounce the company’s name. They pretty much tell you it doesn’t matter and just use whichever pronunciation you want lol

[@sillymelonjam]

the confusion in the beginning is so chaotic

[@rejakecap]

bobon just blasting coach from l4d2 line there

[@arcadiandynasty8830]

I'm convinced that all of nijisanji en shares a single brain cell

[@wuackk]

lol the first thing he hears when shoto joins is : are they hard or soft

[@lanceokami3567]

I never expect Sonny to say something like that 😭

[@xy.cool.]

LMAOOOO SHOTOS “huh….?😰😨”😭😭👏👏👏

[@bakuhakudraws5603]

Sonny over here quoting Lyle Rath on stream and getting away with it scot-free.

[@TheGamerboy1103]

I love how the booba came from nina even though technically POMU started it

[@Kenxkz170]

I was embarrased And at the same time Sweating I was like "is this Topic allowed to talk about in stream? Where did This Come from finana Lmaooo"

[@Red-zd4xm]

If Ike were there he would've not made it

[@nigrum_angelum6655]

I love Bonnie referencing Coach from L4D2 😂

[@thatdrroleplayer209]

The fact I didn't know I had this full volume. (I'm deaf.)

[@YourLocalSimp.NoLife]

Sonny's you be soft and I be hard got me laughing

[@mcgalister3705]

Ubisoft? More like Chikubisoft, amirite?