[Nijisanji] Hoshikawa Sara and Kanae's Girl Talk [Eng Sub]

[@osial9899]

Kanae: Starts girl talk Objective: *Survive.*

[@kaiserkhazuto]

Why can I relate to this.

[@白髪りす]

Sounds geh

[@Daru_Is_Here]

Hoshikawa: *I ran out of ink!* Kanae: _I ran out of shampoo_

[@ElEscolta]

The men has his priorities in order

[@Jeetz69]

I ran out of come

[@IceeFish]

@@Jeetz69 I've ran out of faith in this world

[@bmanpura]

@@IceeFish I ran and I ran until I find some ink. Forgot to by shampoo tho.

[@IceeFish]

@@bmanpura you didn't by shampoo but did you buy shampoo tho?

[@rizkyabd4372]

idk if Kanae would liked it but I recommend Shampoo that most men used : "6 in 1 shampoo for face, hair, body, floor, car, and dishwasher."

[@thisisgin16]

Truly for men

[@rewrose2838]

I hope it comes at a cheap price, I'll just get my year's fill at once 😂

[@rachmatzulfiqar]

I am a guy, but I've never find such product, I am interested though.

[@fuselit2860]

Ah yes, sunsilk, emeron, head & shoulder

[@thisisgin16]

@@fuselit2860 Sasuga SEAsia products

[@-Raylight]

Hoshikawa : "I was told that I'm less girly than Kanae" Kanae : "Not at all" **And then Kanae proceed to murder Hoshikawa's girl power immediately* xD

[@nomedia4048]

It strucked to kanae's head that after he heard that comment he thought "Oh, it will be fun to tease her" 🤷

[@JJnejihyuga]

Murder? I felt it was deleted out of existing.

[@izu1624]

Hoshikawa: *tried her best to change topic* Kanae: *keep talking* *MISSION FAILED SPECTACULARLY*

[@FinnOtaku]

@@nomedia4048 I think the fact that he didn't just talk generally about how he was running out lotions and shampoos and instead talked about specific expensive brands takes this teasing to whole another level. It also implies that he either actually uses these products or he just happened to know trivia about expensive beauty products :D

[@nomedia4048]

@@FinnOtaku Bruh, in our boys perspective is like in games, what armor quality are you using? And im using legend type of armor how about yours? (Sara wears common armor) changing topic. . . Hey hey do you have any good suggestion about weapons? My Epic weapon is about to be broken, (Sara uses common sword). Something like that?

[@mahiruhanayo]

Sara: furiously playing splatoon to the best of her ability Kanae: so, about hair oil *gets a triple kill*

[@huhutao9459]

*I see you watch vtubers also*

[@idioticidiot911]

Kana is such a Chad, he can talk about skin care products and make it look like they're necessary for your manhood

[@Sleepy_Newt]

bruh modern manhood is all about that drip, and you cant have drip without glowing skin to back up your fit

[@tong6644]

Skin care is for real men.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

The only reason I don't take care of my skin isn't because I'm a guy,it's because I'm lazy.

[@tarooooooo9970]

@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou reason why i dont do skincare yet is im a teenager with no money lmfao pls i need skincare like kanae

[@lunatalia9109]

@@tarooooooo9970 You can buy skincare products in sachets/packs. They're cheaper. You just need cleanser, toner and moisturizer. Or just buy a cleanser, my friend said it's at least good enough if you don't have enough money to spare.

[@hind__]

The niji wiki has a full list of the products he uses if anyone is curious. It's all really expensive stuff

[@TowaMidriffEnjoyer]

Link?

[@hind__]

@@TowaMidriffEnjoyer Google is free, dude.

[@TowaMidriffEnjoyer]

@@hind__ didn't find it in the wiki thou?

[@hind__]

@@TowaMidriffEnjoyer It's not on the eng wikia, it's on the Nijisanji wiki.

[@TowaMidriffEnjoyer]

@@A7XFan800 thanks

[@manser7749]

This is that good bullying

[@dandanthedandan7558]

Hoshikawa: Who are you? Kanae: I'm you but girlier

[@ian9050]

kanae : so what do you recommend good products? hoshikawa : *anyway look at this ink* kanae : also my shampoo run out. any recommendation? hoshikawa : *ANYWAY LOOK AT THIS INK*

[@Mushabeans]

$185 lotion I'm speechless

[@MrMagnetron2]

He's a man of refined tastes

[@rantaidhentai9817]

Pricier than your game with all DLC, season pass, microtrans, mod, add on and all microtrans included, right? Btw that 185$ bottle is just part 1 DLC. He need to buy the other stuff too, as a set. It isn't optional.

[@zero1343]

Its a hard life, choosing between beauty and Gatcha

[@A7XFan800]

$70 shampoo, $40 Perfume, $60 Foundation too.

[@woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop]

I Live it depends on which size you are buying lmao

[@CircaSriYak]

Howshikawa: "I was told you are less girly than Kanae." Kanae: "That's not true at all." Kanae: *Proceeds into dick measuring contest of girly extravagance*

[@jaybee9213]

Lmao Hoshikawa's girl power just got lowered to 1% real fast

[@彩虹與海外翻譯]

I’m afraid her girl power is literally negative now

[@Freakattaker]

I love how Kanae just rolls with it and keeps it going and going AND GOING. Man understands CONTENT

[@Rahzi_]

Just when I had escaped the hololive rabbit hole and survived, I ended up falling into a deeper hole. Pray for me fellas, there’s no way back now...

[@mythinthewind9912]

since there's no scape why don't you enter the hololive rabbit hole again too? the more the merryer you know :3

[@droplet4792]

and while you're at that. try holostars too

[@AnomalousMats]

There's only falling into the next pitfalls of smaller groups like HoneyStrap and indies.

[@copynekorone]

There's no way up it's only downwards from here

[@彩虹與海外翻譯]

VOMS: 👀

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Kanaway out here slaughtering Hoshikawa's womanhood

[@theoverlordbear]

Your wording there reminds me of a certain Swedish streamer who also indulges in destroying PC operating systems. XD

[@cesaj3616]

Kanae takes care of himself better than I do myself lol Also, SK-II...I heard a lot of good things about it but it’s so expensive

[@エズカイレズ]

they're not as expensive in asian countries I guess. in Indonesia its $80 for the whole set (not just that 1 bottle)

[@weabooheaven239]

Ezkailez Frisz shipment fees really hit hard

[@helmiboboy]

@@エズカイレズ it cost RM30 from my place tho (Labuan)

[@riccc6125]

@@helmiboboy ahhh yesss... Labuan. where chocolates and booze are the cheapest 👌👌👌

[@helmiboboy]

@@riccc6125 ah, if you think Labuan have a cheapest price for booze and chocolate, then consider to visit Langkawi as well after this whole pandemic is settled.

[@harmlesspenguin6104]

STOOOP~!!! SHES ALREADY DEAD!!

[@kopii1600]

*continues to keep murdering her with words about skincares and lotions and shampoos*

[@Necroneer]

I love how he denies being girlier than Hoshikawa in the start then starts flexing on her nonstop.

[@emmanmanman]

Bruh I just get the one that says "shampoo" on it.

[@rewrose2838]

Same, the largest cheapest shampoo bottle works just fine.

[@noriyakee]

i buy one with the 5in1 shampoo, face, body, shave and fucking motor oil

[@TheCuratedCache]

Kanae's just too fabulous for Hoshikawa that she can't even comprehend on what Kanae's saying

[@nanotsuki]

it must be hurt so much being less girly than your gamer male senpai lol

[@ericaradam6819]

ok so the takeaway from this video is that kanae most probably smells very very nice

[@frosty925]

Mans doesn't even need the avatar to stream, he probably looks just like an anime character irl

[@jzesu9889]

People have hinted that he looks good in real life too. A fellow Vtuber Akina said he was tempted to kiss him because his sleeping face was beautiful when he was staying at his house but then decided to not do it.

[@kitten--4784]

@@jzesu9889 does anyone know if Kanae has a Instagram account or a KZbin channel before Nijisanji?

[@morurin2023]

@@kitten--4784 Even if anyone were to know, it'd be rude to dox him out by sharing anything related to his personal life. It's a known rule within the vtuber community to not delve into their (the livers) private lives. They want to stay anonymous, so we shall respect that.

[@idontcare7340]

I've seen his pictures before but he's always wearing a face mask so I can only see his eyes, forehead and, hair. Idk what you would consider good-looking but he's on the prettier side I guess.

[@amai3285]

everyone PLEASE start having a skincare routine if you want to look healthy, clean, and all that. who knows, you might seem like you stopped aging. also, proper hygiene.

[@kurumi2002]

yes!! more people need to hear this, it will benefit you as you get older

[@Nethran]

Got any let's say reasonably priced recommendations then

[@salvos4154]

Tried. I still started balding in my mid twenties. Sometimes genetics just fuck you over

[@amai3285]

@@Nethran i think The Ordinary is affordable. though i haven't tried it i've seen good reviews all over the internet and it's fragrance free.

[@Acturcia]

@@Nethran Korean brands: 1.Iunik 2.Purito Western: 1. Cerave 2. Cetaphil Pro tip: Best preventative measure is to use sunscreen Every. Single. Day. Even indoors

[@Marcus_Vbc]

Kanae and Tsukishita Kaoru would probably have a field day talking about skincare stuff

[@alisharafa6959]

I need that collab ngl

[@junkyyard2273]

I NEED THAAAAAT

[@arandomguy4816]

It's kinda sad that kaoru is gone. would've been a great pair

[@alisharafa6959]

@@arandomguy4816 I just watched the clip, don't remind me ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[@matthewvazquez4455]

This dude is a master at trolling.

[@Unit-sg1wc]

Stop Kanae! She's already dead two hours ago!

[@chowderboiosu]

Kanae just over here talking about shampoo and lotion while hoshikawa nervously tries to change the subject

[@chi___ra07]

By this time, he already changed his toner from SK-II Pitera to Albion (based from one of his tweets)

[@bd3999]

Kanae: "What do you use Hoshikawa-san?" *Video ends*

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao he teased her really well.

[@hinaria905]

..

[@Ziziwai]

Hinaria Darkend !!!

[@kordact]

He literally destroyed her what a chad

[@dlhtks]

its as if its his specialty

[@JKSpice]

Nothing wrong with caring about your body, fellas. Don't wanna look 60 on your 25th birthday

[@kelnhide]

Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I’m 27 and look 18.

[@fukuroudayo]

Bro this man does not miss a beat

[@mintygreens5397]

i can’t believe i got an Sk-ll add right at the end of this video ;-;

[@KusaneHexaku]

okay but Kanae is a cutie don't yall fucking fite me idk why but he radiates Ara Ara energy. somehow.

[@dafaqu694]

WTF HE'S USING SKII? IT'S LIKE THE GUCCI OF SKINCARE WTF MAN, GOOD JOB RIGHT THERE KANAE

[@mattclover431]

He is literally Kazuma from KonoSuba; savage yet fair.

[@minnie7676]

this man can deadass steal my boyfriend in a sec but i'm fine with it as long as he takes me too

[@Gravistry]

I can relate, shoutout to fellow dudes who are into selfcare like this

[@MizuNyan108]

Honestly speaking most of the expensive products are recommended by my male colleagues/friends when often times I don't even know that brand even existed... I know how Hoshikawa felt as I'm in the same boat as her. xD I'm pretty sure guys nowadays r more into skincare routine than girls now. I'm like really lazy to even put on moisturiser even though I need it on daily basis due to dry skin type.

[@AsahiHiryuchVKid]

Kanae: *ask's Hoshikawa for a recommendation* hoshikawa: *Stay's quite trying to doge the question knowing she doesn't even use that much*

[@MegaApostel]

Damn what a legend

[@annnnnnnnnn1188]

whaa-- he uses SK-II?? that's not even the amount of all of my skincare products combined lmao

[@latebloomer.3712]

ngl i was really speechless when kanae start talking about pitera

[@anhh1723]

At least Hoshikawa has Matsuri as a SIMP for her , wait that just lower her girly hood even more ...

[@nicolasa.3192]

I was gonna say... What does that say about you if your only simp is also a woman?

[@Sora-dragneel]

At least matsuri can help sara with chose girly products... She's a "Landmine girl" After all.

[@MaxKnight007]

Hoshikawa girl's power drop to zero

[@kanzouu]

ahhhhh ive never seen anyone use skII like me im so proud

[@randypc1]

Man literally proceeds murder her after giving her the slightest bit of hope. Not even letting up and not giving her a chance to escape.

[@nim4721]

Oh man, at 1:08 there was a long silence before Kanae started talking again which made Hoshikawa's spit take even funnier. You should have kept that in xD

[@Cerita__Dunia]

You should translate Kanae and Honhima talking about skin care in their ARK collaboration with Shellin, like one year ago... it is more fun because he and honhima talk about it deeply not just mentioning like in here, also bonus of confused Shellin

[@evilhomer250]

I just use tea tree oil shampoo and conditioner. Separate bottles of course. Two in one formulas are usually less potent, or don't do as good a job. I use lumen lotion, exfoliate, and dark circle remover. It's great. My body soap is duke cannon, preferably naval supremacy, as it smells best.

[@NekuroMC]

she got overwhelmed

[@nmxsanchez]

This is like Sara flexing about her truck knowledge or something. Poor girl got critical hit to her woman power.

[@Cogu985]

Kanae is the man i strive to be.

[@chitochihiro]

I can see Sara's expression be like, "Stop it. Get some help"

[@aifnwjuxnehebsicskw4216]

I wonder how much his monthly spending on all body care (face, body, hair, etc) since Just the facial essence is already above $100 which should last for 2- 3 month...... His maintenance cost is too high lol 🤣

[@Raenseiz]

Sara: 0 Kanae: 1

[@OttoCrossheart]

Kanae is flexing his girl power!!!!!

[@StanTVXD]

*Hoshikawa sweat nervously*

[@realfbi]

I really beginning to think that this dude is just a bored multi talented billioner dude who try being a vtuber and got addicted to it.

[@BeruleAdierant]

Huh? Hoshikawa really was less girly than Kanae.

[@jasonon9849]

I guess all that training with chaika paid off really well, kanae be flexing his Girl power so it can be an example on how to take care of urself, what a damn saint

[@tasin2776]

1:00 she tried to apologise lol

[@Burneth_]

Kinda like "when your boyfriend is more feminine than you" situation

[@sanuku535]

He is smooth.

[@sanuku535]

1:35 Your sweat after long grueling work. All women love IT. Well, at least in Slavia.

[@doggypi1532]

If he has that much physical care then he could be quite the charmer then~

[@mori7644]

Some of Nijisanji members said that Kanae is a very attractive guy.

[@memegumin]

$185 lotion... no thanks I'll stick to my 3in1 face wash

[@lishasubs6726]

KANAE! KANAE! STOP!! STOP!! HAVE MERCY!

[@thebluerena]

this is me when my male friends asking me about woman things *CHANGE THE SUBJECT*

[@lan686]

Lmao that SK-II lotion's description sounds so scammy

[@rantaidhentai9817]

You must be unfamiliar with female cosmetics deal. Even a dumb lipstick can have numerous description of red that woman take and interprete them differently.... of do i also say about how their mood (feeling) also had some influence in the decision making (when, which to use)

[@lan686]

@@rantaidhentai9817 Sure enough, but SK-II description sounds like a potion's in your general medieval themed rpg

[@rantaidhentai9817]

@@lan686 Because you don't know how frightening the curse from the Mark of Raven is.... the dreadful three pronged mark, carved to the corner of their eyes, that also absorb their skin virility and turn them rough and dim. Not even Lv.99 priest with the divine blessing can heal them back to normal. You better go to Korean server to ask for expert healer who know polyethylene magic or purchase new skin to hide it.

[@kyond8578]

You don't know how harmful are make up to the skin don't you?

[@bidaancilla587]

I didn't know you can give gifts to them-

[@callmekc1006]

I have scar all over my face...it was due to typical bacteria that eat my faces starting with external scratch on left cheek...now i hv recovered but im like a man with zombie face.....but yeah im just a junior chef and an introvert...not very much involved with people...having good senpai at work/caring family and daily youtube entertainment...yeah I recovered from the incident pretty fast...just wash ur face properly and take care of your hygene guys... it's depressing when u experience the outcome for taking it lightly

[@honeycombbb]

Damn those sk-II were expensive af

[@vampihana]

wow, kanae is girlier than me too..... i need to up my game lol

[@joacy5923]

Kanae be like : "No have no power here"

[@GrassKusa]

"im not but i use some lotion" hmmmm

[@tissuewarrior1]

So what I noticed is that Kanae is a rich dude. 'Cause, damn, his skincare products are expensive.

[@sohuka0707]

よりにもよって女子トークでかなかな生き生きしてて星川瀕死なの草

[@aegis3141]

1 bottle of kanae's lotion is worth a year of all my soap use,from body to plate

[@meli8473]

*googles Milbon hair oil* ... *saw the price and falls ded*

[@SuperKagomefan]

I'm kind of happy

[@katsu558]

As a girl, I don't even wear damn lotion.. My femininity was beaten by a man.. 😔

[@MadogBrand]

Holy shit he killed it

[@nomedia4048]

Im a man myself and i dont even use face powder and lotion that frequently and i just use water to clean my face thats it 🤔

[@joneslego3645]

nothing wrong with that, if it looks good it looks good

[@nomedia4048]

@@joneslego3645 Well that just means i have more man power than girly power huh? 👏

[@equinox4537]

I've resorted to face wash once and all those other stuff, lotion and powder. Lemme tell you that it didn't feel right but it didn't feel wrong either.

[@ninjaqwest2733]

Soap your face everytime it feels oily. Probably 3 to 4 times a day(counting baths). I promise you, your face will feel beauty and smooth.

[@nomedia4048]

@@equinox4537 Well for me, it just didnt feel right at all. Maybe it just, im not used to it? The feeling of it.

[@mikioaoki8377]

I'm going to buy it I shall update after throwing my paycheck out To specify the sk-ii facial treatment essence

[@lenk2204]

I wonder if Mea ever heard of those fancy hygenic products

[@Endersoul-tx1of]

Knowing her, probably not. Then again, she probably doesn't even care either.

[@healp5760]

I want to cry 😭

[@JM_Tushe]

Destroyed in seconds.

[@atlasdgen]

Kanae has so much grill power

[@Noirru_lin]

He's definitely a bottom....I can relate On both being a bottom and trying too hard on taking care of my body

[@satorumybeloved]

damn i cant even afford sk-II that's expensive af but really GOOD

[@lqfr8813]

Sara can only ignore it lol

[@Viewahh]

Kanae looks like a girl that his mother dressed him up as a girl when he was young.

[@mellowblueu]

wow. $185 ?? Dude I go outside to buy a skincare product(mainly to help my acne (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)) around 10 dollars, most is 25. And my older brother says that’s a waste of money? Smh.

[@ssjsimp1004]

Wow Kanae uses sk-ll he's rich wwwww.

[@sadlittleboi2601]

Give him a sponsorship of dollar shave club

[@CRAgamer]

Maybe I should look into this stuff. My skin is terrible I never like taking off my shirt because of it.

[@MochachiiinoWorks]

sounds kind of hot