[ENG SUB] If Kanae was a Girl? - The Birth of Kanako (feat. Kuzuha) [Nijisanji]

[@kanaerotto4668]

I do agree that Kanae sounds like cotton candy.

[@jaruku8198]

He's a cotton candy

[@dcardigan13]

Kuzu actually Said He Sounds Like a Cotton candy That made so soft ❤😳

[@Vitx0o]

Guys stop don't eat him 😢

[@Local_Medium_Idiot]

@@Vitx0o OM NOM NOM NOM MMM DELICIOUS

[@yon9533]

his high pitched voice at the start was so convincing i panicked lmao

[@kairu_Kun]

I thought someone joined their discord

[@animecoke1]

Same xD

[@starstruckpunk_0966]

omg same but i could still tell it was him for a moment

[@alemich7757]

Me tooo!!!!!

[@seijirotakane6504]

Same!! I almost fall for that one! I hope kanako appears more on his stream.

[@truelyme0]

Kinda funny when Kanae called him. "Kuzu?" _"HA?"_

[@brownelia]

Oh shit I HADN'T REALIZED HAHAH

[@InnocentC0]

0:52 timestamp

[@rikydanialnasri9669]

Roughly translate to scum

[@galaxybird8063]

@@rikydanialnasri9669 😂😂

[@ondakaga]

0:39 Ah yes. "Cat" in English is Moew

[@parkm310]

nners

[@theinacircleoftheancientpu492]

Lol right?

[@ghosty7019]

Nya

[@gyubearr]

That's what my cousin said I asked her what's cat in English since she doesn't know how to speak English and only Japanese and Chinese (lil bit)

[@remedymybrokenheart]

Me: *sees the title* Me: 👁️👄👁️ Me: 👁️👄👁️👌

[@na-hk2ln]

hshsgsgsh why is this me

[@stonecat676]

me

[@lemon-dn1ct]

✨👁️👄👁️👌✨

[@MagizardInternet]

The confused sexual panic Kuzuha has was so apparent, like gods I could feel him falling in love from here.

[@fatty1040]

This comment lmao 😂

[@semsem6020]

Didn’t we all , I’m turning into a bisexual lmao

[@appyappap]

You are delusional.

[@hagahong3327]

1:57 isn't that "gomen ne" dangerously cute?!

[@hamper6511]

Dangerous indeed

[@じゅげむ-s6b]

やばすぎる

[@killerbait8240]

1:07 this actually sounds like a legit girl its scary

[@sen4845]

ikrrr

[@makii4772]

imcoooommmmiiiiiiinnnggggg

[@pingu2481]

That's what some hololive people use right?

[@m.mhn7535]

@@pingu2481 maybe but it would be very noticeable at times like when they are laughing our shouting.

[@lordofrims]

@@pingu2481 no, mostly Hololive girls are big quality seiyuu and have a damn great voice range and just change a little their natural tone to be more anime-like.

[@dankdirkdark]

kanako be living in kuzuha's head rent free

[@恋-e9q]

3:27 HE REALLY JUST "RRAH!" OUT OF NOWHERE LMAO

[@makii4772]

cute.

[@noriinnori5845]

URARAAA

[@syakesan979]

nazuna in the wild

[@chi___ra07]

The inner cat is coming out ww

[@bombom1157]

his rawrxd era is showing

[@Vitx0o]

It started of sounding like Kanako but when s(he) started singing let it go all I could hear was minions

[@-zzz3838]

LMAOOO SAME

[@emilychan3157]

THIS COMMENT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE MY DAY BAHAHA

[@remuru5851]

GOSH DAMMIT IM DED

[@katzwei_]

WHWEZEEEE SAME SNFBDNDHJDHJFDHCU

[@yuen5648]

am i bi or am i kanaesexual i don't know anymore

[@yamiyami4926]

The best way to describe my sexuality, kanaesexual lol

[@az7433046]

Dont worry, its Kanae's fault for being so cute

[@sagitta98]

My weeb friend: "Dude, why you like Kanae so much? Are you gay?" Me: "Nah, I'm Kanaesexual."

[@hachikoi2324]

Before this I was Mafu-sexual...

[@ezra5624]

@@hachikoi2324 we do be into cute boys 😔✊✊

[@silly.thoughts]

Horse in english? Horse Dog in english? Dog Cat in english? *NYAAAA*

[@dj.blackstar]

How to confuse your audience's sexuality

[@Necroneer]

Kanae's with a voice changer is making me gayer. I think I'd willingly be fooled by Kanako. 0:48 That reaction lmfao I haven't seen that site before.

[@remedymybrokenheart]

Kanae: Can you hear me? Kazuha: hUU-

[@ruminclips]

Openrec? Kanae has quite a few streams on there w/ some games he never played on youtube & ChroNoiR TV is on there as well... but you only get 2 archive views per day unless you pay and yt-dl doesn't work on it :(

[@findyanderson5829]

That gulp really made me laugh tho

[@rizae6639]

it got me off guard too, i wasnt expecting it to sound so convincing. i legit went like "kUh" and then wheezed

[@tindinolan5883]

Same xD but on an unrelated note, does anyone know where to get the kanako pic? I've searched for it but was to no avail, I would greatly appreciate some help

[@sanyasan]

Between 3:20 and 3:27 you could tell kuzuha was reaching his limit, 😂 poor thing.

[@allen2941]

4:03 Kanae started sounding like a minion🤣

[@kopkiki]

kanae rly said im gonna give the gays everything they want

[@-Raylight]

When people said "Kanae best girl", it's not a joke, it was the truth I mean... Kanae is already pretty girly, Hoshikawa can guarantee it xD Ah Kanae's mama is also woman of culture

[@makii4772]

hnnnggggg

[@Krosth]

Lmao mama worked fast on that hahahaha

[@biku3628]

kanae mama? u guys have link for that? also what does kanae use for the female voice

[@makii4772]

@@biku3628 just search for kanaes artist or something

[@rai_l]

@@biku3628 he mentioned it at the start I think, something called koigoe

[@TheXDayDreamerx]

Imagine if Kanae didn't tell Kuzuha though... "you can probably fool a vampire or two" would have applied to him, www.

[@velsper5555]

Kuzuha: "What's "cat" in English? Kanae: Meow! lmeow what an intellect

[@solusjbj]

1:53 Kanae's "gomen ne" is so cute

[@alexieszxsz]

1:37 That only means Kuzuha simps for Kanako.

[@keyonalyles2267]

The nervousness in Kuzuha's voice when Kanae started changing his voice 😂

[@Zほしや]

Kanae's antics never fail to amuse me lol... but in all honesty, he really does sound like a girl if he pitches his voice up while using the voice changer.. thank you for the translations as always, rumin-san!!

[@wendymarvell1653]

00:47 the moment Kuzu and everyone who's seen this video 's heart dropped

[@peachyyunnie4296]

At 0:48 Kuzuha was like WAIT MY WEATHER DECK ISNT READY

[@kumalanimbus6995]

" You talk like a cotton candy " How cute ... aaaaa

[@user-odd]

Am I the only one that thinks kanako's voice kinda reminded me of murase ayumu👁️👄👁️

[@Phosomnia]

Now do you think about it, it kinda does...

[@yourajin6611]

hol up 😳

[@rosinaya]

Now you said that, it kinda does

[@yasakiyuuki]

Murase Ayumu the natural onna voice actor

[@SleepingLittleHedgehog]

It does omg

[@hayazuki]

KZ : "Kappa in English is..?" KN : "Can you hear this?" KZ : "HU-" PLS IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS SO SHOCKED OR THAT BREATHE WAS KNOCKED OUT OF HIM LMAO 😭😭😭 Time Stamp - 0:44

[@charmaineramirez7083]

5 minutes of Kuzuha trying to not fall for Kanae lmao

[@yuuvune]

Kuzuha and the chat didn’t disappoint with that reaction lmao

[@wxsteri2580]

KUZUHA SAME 0:49 | But in his apex stream last night, he didn't use any voice changers and was changing his voice up and messing around, and then the twitcast happened, which actual killed everyone I followed on twitter.

[@user-odd]

IKRRRRRR

[@RyuShia]

What happened on twitcast?? I missed it!!

[@wxsteri2580]

@@RyuShia He was fixing a mic stand that Srr gave him and was groaning... I listened t o it on 100 and I was so lucky it was 1am and no one was awake, yikes.

[@李倩婷-c6p]

....link pls? 👀

[@droplet4792]

@@wxsteri2580 how do you access the twitcasts? they ask for passwords >

[@fei73]

i can feel kuzuha's trying to get it together

[@RinRin32957]

I didn't realize the technology was that sophisticated. Also Kuzuha describing Kane's voice as cotton candy was something I never thought I'd hear.

[@afaaf857]

i love how much softer kuzuha got when kanae changed his voice lmao

[@dangowo]

He couldve stayed with the default settings really, it was so great. Really sounded like a human girl 👁👁 plus kuzuha choking bc of it

[@Andrea-si5ij]

when kanae went "kuzu?" i legit lost it ohmygof

[@ああ-e9m3t]

4:07 he sounds like a minion

[@anne_6052]

b a n a n a-

[@itsXEATH]

kuzu's "Mothe- no not mother, kanae" is living in my head rent free

[@yukari3364]

His mama also made one illustration for kuzuha and kanako beside her😂

[@lynkuroneko2937]

Where i can see it 👀

[@venyuu8029]

​@@lynkuroneko2937 twitter.com/u_skeeep/status/1238691243757932546 this one i think

[@ぐだにゃ]

You mean Sanya (the name for genderbend Kuzuha)?

[@christianaivorys7924]

@@venyuu8029 OMFG that's crazy cute....

[@qqq33e]

super late but does anyone have the link for the illustration that kanae's mama made?

[@ahappylilshushiroll21]

plot twist: kanako was kanae with the voice changer turned off

[@十0七]

oh heck ahahha

[@jhkgyg098]

You can tell at the end of kanea voice that their something funky going in. But to a normal person they would just think your mic is shit. But oof when he did it at first I too was super shocked.

[@hase2944]

plot twist, kanae is a girl all along. she just used voice changer to sound like a guy, this is her real voice

[@na-hk2ln]

0:48 panic noises

[@1011約束]

The exact moment Kuzuha questioned his sexuality.

[@seio.113]

3:25 wow sounds legit and really cute

[@qki_mi]

Me: *sees title* PANIC I've never clicked a youtube video this fast.

[@yurika_]

bruh anything kanae makes u click fast on a yt vid 👌

[@christiee4741]

honestly... kuzuha's reaction.... same... kanako is someone i never thought i'd need to know abt LOL

[@Vitx0o]

*Simps, arise.*

[@tyaf7179]

kanae saying “nyaaa” at 0:38,, ah GOD U CAN TAKE MY SOUL IM DONE

[@lizzyleea]

His voice sounded a lot better at the start then it all went downhill robotic when he fiddled with the settings

[@hahahanadayo]

i simp for both kanae and kanako regardless

[@tiana1423]

Wow his mother really did great in creating Kanako omg and it seems like she's watching his stream too so cute

[@tiana1423]

Wait i just realized he prolly meant the one who drew his character not his real mom?

[@elivile.]

Kanae is one of the cutest bois out there. Just like Mafumafu, nqrse, and Akina.

[@azraeltan1074]

Kanako is precious, protect her at all cost. My god i'm simping so hard for kanae

[@dinoglow]

2:59 this scared me lmfao

[@boilednoodles]

HIS VOICE SOUNDED SO REALISTIC I FLEW TO SPACE I-

[@annisasalsabila6758]

3:27 Rrrahhhh This is cute lmao Thankyou for the translations^^

[@milky7865]

The way Kuzuha gay panicked though ADKSLGJSKLA

[@hamper6511]

Good choice of words

[@fatty1040]

Kanae casually reveals the secrets of all Vtubers. He truly is the best girl.

[@smolbun7351]

Kuzuha just fell in love lmao

[@a_.k4ri]

0:48 Kuzuha is my reaction-

[@nekonao9471]

"You can probably fool a vampire or two" Including YOU, appearently

[@sian9348]

Cotton Candy is such a cute word to compliment someone omgjfks

[@yur1e617]

2:56 AHAHAHHCHE I CANT- DUDE THATS LITERALLY SCARY

[@ShanaNakazawa]

i never knew i needed kanako but now i can’t live without her

[@theboss-ke4is]

Am a straight guy but kanako's voice oh god...something is awakening inside me lol

[@exothermic8649]

maybe you just like pretty boys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@angelikabadayos7238]

me coming back to this video everytime I remember it bc its so cute

[@sukmaarindra6916]

Kuzuha : "she's a he" as his heart beats faster

[@minnie7676]

the gay panic the first time kanae called him kuzu

[@messedupdweeb]

The default and the one after that were so good. Lol

[@nekonao9471]

If kanae came to me talking like that, and asked "can you give me some items?" I would just drop my whole backpack and here's kuzuha, not even giving a single item lol my man's not a simp confirmed

[@silk2127]

fem kanae voice is scary(in a weird way),,,,,,,,, thank you so much for translating this!!! You're super appreciated!!!!

[@tyaf7179]

0:47 SAME KUZUHA SAMEE

[@Profile__1]

I think the very first version of his voice change was the best. Perhaps it was because it came out of nowhere, but it really did sound super feminine. I legit thought he was pranking us and got an actual woman to switch with him.

[@applepiee1533]

That "uwah" was so cute!!! 2:34

[@xin0206]

He sounded like a minion when they started singing let it go

[@mae-sb5dt]

i didn't realize how old this clip was until i noticed kuzu's avatar haha

[@stephanie622]

pftt kazuha was like "oouH- WHA" that was funny

[@plutonium09]

“What’s cat in english?” “Meow”

[@misachan3766]

"Kuzu?" "HA?" My fave XD

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

I have watched voice changing vtubers before but when Kanae does it, that's a whole different dimension of weird.

[@missm1776]

I already forgot how many times I've watched this clip 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

manifesting kanako/sanya collab onegai cnr

[@supachatto6052]

Its so satisfying and weird at the same time...😳

[@hanadesu]

A ayumu murase voice plugin😂 Thank you for translating this🙏🏻

[@HieuNguyen-101]

omg , Kanako looks so cute with that voice, hope she will back in 2022 the Rrah in 3:28 is super kawaii ngl

[@ciel9026]

rewatching this at 2021 for therapeutic reasons

[@coleki2355]

4:02 HES SOUNDS LIKE A MINION PLZZZZ

[@suvi8277]

3:27 this scared me so much because i was wearing headphones with a high volume 💀

[@oblivious_oreos48]

Omg kuzuhas old model

[@yuui9470]

“If you talk like a girl, you can probably fool a vampire or two” yes Kuzuha and that vampire is u

[@tenebrerossosangue]

I'm so glad kuzuha's design changed

[@julya8061]

I’m a straight girl and fell for kanako. My heart is confused lmao

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Kuzuha's reaction is exactly mine. Kanako.... 24 y.o.. a musical theatre member... im shocked but also in love lol

[@Alone-_0]

What’s even more convincing is that the way he talks is somewhat feminine. Although I don’t understand Japanese I can hear the different ways they talk.

[@qiqinightstar7013]

damn. now I kinda wanna see Touko and Kanako together.

[@reina_08]

Kanako voice is too destructivee 😳😳😳

[@lins_z2]

∑ (°ロ°) ! An old one! Kuzuha with his old model!