Nikki Glaser’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

Nikki Glaser unleashes the hottest comebacks at the Roasts of Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, and Rob Lowe.
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[@Fawkes2574]

What she said at Brady's "Gronk know that not real money!" I died! lol

[@barrymccockiner773]

I lost it when she said Kevin Hart weighs 150, 155 after The Rock finishes 😂

[@johnresto1813]

The way she said it too, rocking side to side. 😂

[@williamhawkins102]

Funniest set I have ever seen (the Brady Roast😮) - she’s a savage and I love her.

[@mikekillagreen9432]

😂😂

[@dishantgrover1247]

"Without fuhrer ado" is something I'll just randomly think someday and start laughing 😆

[@wooloosays5721]

She looks like she’s enjoying it while being roasted. But when she roasts someone else they look pressed like a panini 😆

[@andreaslindblom9140]

Panini always makes Me think of the rant by John Pinette!! 😢 ... 😁 Peace!!

[@mole1596]

She’s enjoying the jokes, even when they are at her expense because she’s a comedian.

[@joedc789]

I bet she does enjoy getting roasted

[@jesusmartinez5494]

She's a gr8 sport as his Lisa lampanelli(did I spell that right?)

[@marvelfanatic12]

@@jesusmartinez5494no you spelled it “his” when it should be spelled “is”

[@adelalahmad7963]

Your nurse is warming it up backstage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@inlinechris]

Night nurse

[@starveartist]

She is literally the undisputed queen of roasting. Literally #1 in the world

[@markdaniels7174]

I liked Greg Giraldo more, but Nikki is up there.

[@salomonrael8117]

i would definitely not say #1, Joan Rivers will always be #1. nikki is definitely 2nd tho 4:09

[@LordIstar]

@@salomonrael8117why dishonor Joan by lying on her name. She was not the best toaster. Trailblazing and iconic comedian? Yes. Best roaster? Hyperbole.

[@tarikdebarge]

Better than Lisa Lampanelli?

[@jeffwatts1126]

She stole the show at the Tom Brady roast the other night

[@zero11010]

I absolutely love this format of making it seem like people are going back and forth. This is awesome! A great way to get more content out of old shows.

[@mileslaw]

That "running out of ink" joke never gets old.

[@TheSateef]

the Ann Coulter Mexican who digs your grave joke never gets old

[@echolot]

01:33 "shank you!" is so underrated

[@gb7251]

That comment about making a Mexican happy because he’ll be digging Ann Coulter’s grave was GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidbarriga1491]

How so?

[@davidbarriga1491]

How so?

[@nick92zim]

They forgot my fav one when she roasts Jeff Ross, “Jeff Ross is here, dressed as prince, the prince, of wales, the animal, you’re fat”

[@keanehgz]

What Nikki did to Ann was not a roast, it was an execution.

[@SHOEZAAM]

Killed baldwin too with the oats

[@Robert-sx9mm]

Yeah it was! Nikki cuts like a machete...not a knife! Lol I freaking love her!

[@Gogoroth2]

I wish

[@christophb2736]

She not only killed her, she eviscerated her alive.

[@davee7344]

And she didn’t even have to use an oven to execute her

[@singleasasin]

Not only roast, she murdered some of them 😂😂😂

[@Rampage_SSBU]

Especially Ann Coulter 😂😂😂

[@belle6631]

‘Ya damaged little climber’ - Blake with the line of the roast

[@markdaniels7174]

I loved that! She did too.

[@jackjack4412]

Like a bird climbing out of the nest? Didn't get that one.

[@johnbigelson7471]

​@@jackjack4412no, i took it as a social climber.

[@larrydeleau8538]

The great thing about Nikki is she can take a punch.and laugh..doesn't get spiteful or super sensitive or hurt..she can take the hits, and deal them right back at ya

[@melissak8419]

Robert DeNiro's salivating over oatmeal and it being heated up backstage. . . lol🤣🤣🤣

[@kennetha3429]

The Alf joke, was hillarious

[@BonnChnd]

Nikki killed Martha Stewart. I loved every second of it 😂😂

[@austinc.8360]

"Id ask you how you sleep at night but I just assume hanging upside down in a robe of 100 dalmatians" 😭😭

[@nikkipacheco6835]

I didn't get that one

[@austinc.8360]

@@nikkipacheco6835 Lookup "101 Dalmatians" movie and see who is the villain. "Sleeping upsidedown" is old American story folklore in which scary evil vampires sleep upsidedown in caves like bats

[@Chun-believable]

@@nikkipacheco6835Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmatians. She called her a supervillain, Cruella is a villain and a very selfish mean lady.

[@sofiaguerrero0969]

Comics are truly amazing. My sensitive self would cry if someone called me out like this

[@srbaruchi]

It's a strange phenomenon that we laugh so hard at jokes about ourselves, but, at the heart of it, we love the targeted attention.

[@Errcyco]

Sibyls cackle is hilarious.

[@bejaylagrone4084]

I seen her workout her roasting jokes at the Netflix is a Joke festival at The Laugh Factory, it had me in tears.

[@benitovan]

The robbert de niro oatmeal...😂😂😂

[@NoxaClimaxX]

How did Amy Schumer get famous when Nikki’s ten times funnier?

[@johndinou2180]

She's related to Charles Schumer

[@wilsonthaoshow]

Networking maybe? More of who you know. Not what you know.

[@melsutubeification]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@BFusey]

I think the real answer to that is pretty dark actually

[@jbenrn]

Yes! Thiiissss!

[@fredbobberts5753]

“Wake a wish foundation where they make sick kids meet you so dying doesn’t seem so bad.”

[@earlnation720]

She is seriously one of the best. Love her humor. And she obviously can take it as well.

[@eltonron1558]

I've been stoic for months until finding this gem. Her hilarity with honesty, is comedy that I should have been a better fan of. I love laughing.

[@robertparks7233]

Ruthless,and a smokin hot mess,love it

[@gfcancio]

I'd love to see a new roast of Alec Baldwin

[@BigGov74]

Shoot

[@patrick111390]

Yeah. That guys a marksman

[@Sabote64]

Would probably have some bang on jokes

[@nickvin7447]

He wouldn't.

[@rowelle]

Do you think Comedy Central will pull the trigger and order another roast of Alec? I’d feel like he’s been through a lot and would first need to reload. But I think he should just bite the bullet and and take a shot at doing another one.

[@mattway18]

Okay, the list joke about Nikki from Ann Coulter was kinda funny. Everything Nikki said about Ann was hilarious.

[@bennyb44875]

given the circumstances Ann did better than I thought she would

[@mattway18]

@@bennyb44875 yeah the joke I pointed out was, at best, a chuckle.

[@Misogynisticfeminist]

“Why I’m mistaken for Nikki Glaser,” was honestly fantastic.

[@supdawg2559]

Nikki and blake had fun after that roast

[@unhhgram2781]

Did they?

[@paulashelton8216]

Ann Coulter’s roast was a public evisceration.

[@maraviyoso8473]

Right up there with Courtney Love's at Pamela Anderson's roast.

[@o0oStillWeRiseo0o]

Robert Deniro is savage tho 😱

[@apeshitclothing]

🦍💎🙌🏾

[@heatherward5053]

Hearing Robert DeNiro say p**sy was unsettling… so weird. She destroyed Martha Stewart🤣🤣🤣

[@darrenc5563]

That printer joke made to every party with a light skin brother present

[@matthewbeatman4438]

Nikki Glaser is vicious 😂😂😂

[@yorickstrangefield2976]

Some of Martha Stewart's "smiles" look more like shooting daggers.

[@kennethcolby6960]

I'm in love with this chick lol

[@farber2]

Ann Coulter, "Mein Cramp" it's a period piece.

[@chrisstandeford2699]

martha stewarts eybrow raise had me dying😂

[@robertshockey6750]

man what a savage I love her!

[@danieljerez9456]

Love her

[@RaymondNYC1]

Nikki Glasser - One of the best comedians in the business.

[@jessbelen]

The Hilaria joke is funnier now

[@Batmonthesequel]

1:00 Alec Baldwin like “ooh that’s gotta hurt” Yeah not as much as that bullet

[@PriestApostate]

It was a long time coming, that slaying of Coulter!

[@mommyharris1111]

Martha Stewart is my f’ing hero. I think she’s hilarious and very talented. She’s way better now that she got locked up.

[@alecbona4549]

100% agree.

[@teizhanmcfall938]

I'm a huge fan of the Roast

[@kevenquinlan]

Aww, saw Nikki's 'Bangin' on Netflix a few years back- she's So funny, and Banging! Whata hottie

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

love her burns

[@32516104]

Anyone here after seeing her awesome set on the roast of Tom Brady ?

[@Facepalm9]

Gottmik has this video bookmarked.

[@hortonsstuff6948]

women are ruthless roasters

[@occludedzeitgeist]

She really made Robert Deniro think about his mortality

[@Sparty1966grad]

The Alec Baldwin set was a Masterclass. The way she made jokes but also tied them together to other people or future jokes(Deniro Oatmeal)

[@kurdirama]

I love Nicki Glazer ❤

[@melsutubeification]

I ❤ HER! 😂

[@startervisions]

*"Trailer Swift"*

[@duncanidaho649]

@murphy REPORTED

[@setwoulemski]

Everyone saying she is not funny but she killed

[@26bisket]

She’s not

[@simplylethul]

​@@26bisketshe's fcking hilarious.

[@EattingFungi]

You Go NIKKI🎉

[@martinbuhrer3893]

Wow, Blake Griffin got mad comedic game!

[@CrunchyVargas]

When on comedian's roast her, their not ready for the comebacks, I love Nikki

[@jeniberri]

Love her, she's great.

[@johncook9392]

I dont really care for too many female comedians... But I will say Glaser could go down as the best roaster of ALL TIME!

[@Bikewreck]

She’s honestly really great when she’s not on a podcast

[@roddyboethius1722]

And Theo Vonn is the opposite. Can't perform on stage but slays on podcasts

[@piscea0229]

#1 in roasting!!!

[@81laurenjean]

Coulter is trembling big time.

[@throbbn]

She was, almost felt bad for her.

[@geort45]

I just noticed, yeah she was fkn shaking!

[@juleec25]

Nikki is so talented!

[@TNC9ER]

HUUUGEEE Shoutout to NIKKI for showing love to my music! I hella appreciate the love!!

[@georgeclyde7904]

I lover her so much!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@eddiencstate]

11:00 "You dress like a 9 yr old found $1000 on the sidewalk."

[@joseholguin661]

Nothing is compared on what she did on Brady’s roast she was the mvp

[@floundergearjam]

The thesis of this video is: Don't mess with Nikki.

[@KingPangalang]

That was epic

[@Damianmarleyfan]

I like her alot as a person. So pretty, too!

[@Matt-og7si]

You look like a black guy made of printer running out of ink is one of the best line I ever heard

[@annathemaanderson4448]

Robert Dinero looking like Alf, AlFranken!

[@dolphthadon3023]

Nikki is brutal lol

[@mikebranch7928]

that was hilarious

[@PunkPaine]

I can’t imagine how she was during high school. lol she must roasted so many people and didn’t care. lol

[@josephrafferty6763]

Rob Riggle has to be the least funny person, who is paid millions of dollars to be funny, ever.

[@XtopherMartin]

Dude, I can't agree enough. He's one of those guys who gets loud to be funny, and still isn't.

[@shittygitty71]

Disagree - love that dude

[@stonebone316]

PAH!!!

[@scratchersandslots2094]

in the face! in the face!!!!

[@kylewoolard4512]

Lest we should forget Seth Rogen

[@tesstickles1280]

Does anybody believe that DeNiro knows the "Alf" reference?

[@margaretclemens9553]

Wow that Nikki is funny

[@seancunningham4462]

she stayed well clear of jimmy 🤣 wise

[@danifacundo0830]

Ann was actually shacking lol

[@adrianmendoza3656]

12 if you count mein kampf 💀💀💀

[@thephantom4661]

Most of these aren't revenges; her acts were before the others.

[@crossstitchmatches]

Jimmy Carr is so strong that burns shot at him deflect to other people.

[@benjamincarter6095]

That's not all Alec Baldwin sniped

[@amigatommy7]

pretty dress too.

[@SuperMarkizas]

"Ilaria" :D Plain old Hillary

[@hawk4813]

Calling Blake Griffin “hot” is insane.

[@TimSimms7]

Yes. He is not hot, he’s smokin’! Total stud.

[@A87-p1l]

3:24-3:28 😭😭😭😭😭

[@bryced3832]

Nikki 😍

[@anonymoususer1898]

If only wish Nikki could roast Alec now.

[@sicboi]

Nikki should be the next roast master after Jeff Ross' eventual passing

[@jsj31313jj]

Not bad 😌

[@roddyboethius1722]

Larry Bird 😂

[@Offred79]

Is that Isa Briones at 2:15?

[@MooneyBinEntertainment]

I wanna become famous so I can attend a roast and have Nikki Glaser roast me

[@wolf_biter]

Is she laughing? 🤣