The Harshest Burns from the Roast of James Franco

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[@tahmid2216]

Sweet.

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

Bill Hader's hollywood jewish guy accent is impeccable. His hbo show Gary is dope too.

[@bzawk]

Nicolas Cataldo I think you mean “Larry”

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

@@bzawk I just looked it up. It's actually "Harry". My bad.

[@mollkatless]

comedy central - are you certain those were the highlights? It might have been the "edited out - due to zero humor" lowlights

[@zachbozman5381]

“The Roast Of James Franco” Everyone proceeds to Roast Jonah Hill

[@onlineidssuck]

It's an easy out. Nick kroll nailed it when he said everyone was gonna joke about his weight. Yeah we get it, dudes fat.

[@g_lorn]

@@onlineidssuck nah Jona's just really T H I C C

[@JS-ug8ie]

Fat jokes are just bad taste

[@jamesyates4836]

Joel Schoessow he apparently doesn’t find anything to taste bad

[@owenmurphy162]

But back to Murderface...

[@aboutkimmy]

Andy is such a sweetheart, he went on a roast show and he complimented everyone and made fun of himself.

[@mikehawkheir5554]

Stfu

[@ashespirale3237]

@@mikehawkheir5554 you ok bud?

[@mikehawkheir5554]

@@ashespirale3237 stfu

[@bigsmarcusmark8754]

@veevyo I mean… what is there to compliment about

[@Mari-hl1yw]

@@mikehawkheir5554 can I be next

[@thatkiddojay6360]

jonah: breathes the other comedians: im about to end this mans whole career

[@jimmybacas8003]

wut?

[@marcojuarez5413]

LMFAO IM WEAKKKKKKK

[@ShawnFX]

lmaoooo!!! this is just like MW2 loobies

[@Profile.4]

Fat people always easy targets

[@1000natethegreat]

Breathes heavily*

[@Abigail-sy9it]

bill hader is fucking precious. his laugh and reaction to all the jokes gives me so much serotonin

[@Wormbuttsex]

he's so perfect i was mostly just melting inside at his laugh

[@Craigstern73]

He's why I watched this, he's hilarious.

[@Micahslooseearlobe]

Lol not serotonin buddy maybe dopamine

[@Abigail-sy9it]

@Robat Meily the fuck does it matter to you? Why do you have to comment your nonsense when you could've just moved on?

[@annam4660]

I love him so much and love his different characters on SNL he's an overall hilarious and beautiful person

[@bearbutcherbrendan7528]

There isn’t a single sober person on this stage

[@ernestoA.1999]

lol all these folks high as fuck

[@shivam1096]

So true!!!!

[@tokivikerness8863]

They smoke weed just like you. Obviously you are cool.

[@chad9908]

I think James Franco was on acid

[@isaicgarcia7665]

The way it should be 😂

[@tahmid2216]

When James Fanco laughs,he looks like he’s sleeping and laughing in his dreams

[@rokzakrajsek9864]

He looks naturally high :D

[@luisdavila9614]

He high af

[@itbelikethat6127]

I was mid swallow of apple juice bruh and I had to spit that shit out fam 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ottopotatum5775]

Dicks flying at you....?

[@eskimoto4417]

lol gr8 comment

[@king_supreme1102]

James Franco wasn’t even roasted. Everybody ganged up on Jonah Hill.

[@JMoore-uc1zp]

Right i was like damn bro os anyone mentioning franco 😂 and why everyone hating on jonah he looked nervous as hell tryna roast them back he be getting bullied behind the scenes 😂😂

[@eddiewiggles9398]

@Dominus Vobiscum I think he meant to type ganged up, G and H are right next to each other on a keyboard

[@baraklee1659]

You had me at spaghetti

[@king_supreme1102]

Chris Smith yes I fixed it

[@eddiewiggles9398]

@@king_supreme1102 😎

[@danielrendon7423]

“YOU PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SWEET HEART JONAH” why was that so funny 😂😂

[@annam4660]

It was his chaotoc and quite random tone lol he like emphasized the whole thing with his voice 😂

[@user-so3yw8tr1x]

I want to be a Hollywood celebrity

[@user-so3yw8tr1x]

Like those people on the stage

[@josiah566]

i'm just glad that a roaster didn't do a jonah hill fat joke

[@luisestradahernandez]

to me was when he talks about franco "you want me to do what with that" 😂

[@nosound5903]

The day James Franco fully wakes up it's over for you guys

[@KERYNN007]

😂😂😂

[@mclovin7881]

Happy 1k likes

[@nosound5903]

@@mclovin7881 OMG!! Thank you!!!

[@fatima_hussein]

Why is this funnier than a good amount of the jokes in this?

[@tijnhoozemans]

WHAHHAHAHAH

[@MrCk1234567890]

Love how Andy roasted himself for five minutes then just destroys Jeff Ross

[@Ulquiorra79]

No comments

[@gazorpazorpfield9190]

ᎠᎪᎡK ᎻᎬᎡᎾ I think your right

[@gazorpazorpfield9190]

Well until now

[@xy-fb8jo]

It’s a norm tribute

[@russellgreen5429]

“Sarah Silverman has had more ugly men inside her than comic con” 😂😂😂

[@jefscilagyenkwa3868]

Andy was using only 5% of his power

[@highground1686]

He was still pretty funny

[@prahaladjha7758]

I'd say 2 %

[@froodman2977]

That was the best laugh I got from all these comments. Thank you :D

[@KaoruKat]

We got a sneak peek of his potential when he said “melting hippo”

[@xtfcz3714]

I’d say max 1%

[@schradeya]

omg bill hader absolutely losing it at every joke is so heartwarming

[@CalvinCrabs]

We love bill hader

[@monroemullinix5974]

Just like did on SNL 😂

[@ryanspurgeon4841]

Helps when everyone is obviously just actually roasted. They were baked

[@packtrumpet6743]

Andy: fake roasts almost everyone there Also Andy to Jeff: “you melting hippo”

[@kateflueckiger1464]

that was the best one

[@jairajsha8208]

it was belting hippo

[@sorryitsmoops]

Right?? I burst out laughing

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Also Natasha what's her name

[@ArturoYPrado]

@@jairajsha8208 pretty sure it's melting

[@LittleTinyElvis]

“Melting Hippo” is the most accurate description of Jeff Ross I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂😂

[@al7umar]

and the context made it so much better, that was his only real roast.

[@dartanyankane6606]

I loved the subversion of the roast style for his though lmao. He was doing it different, and then showed us he could've literally just destroyed everyone if he wanted too 😂

[@RefrigeratedTP]

I haven't had to pause a youtube video from laughing so hard in a long time. But "melting hippo" had me on the floor.

[@neal7201]

Nah definitely when Pete Davidson called him a “burnt Seth Ross.” Now that was accurate

[@martingibas3008]

Cancer patient if Chemotherapy was cream filled - Jimmy Carr

[@loopylion586]

I love that andy just repeatedly roasted himself and then destroyed jeff ross

[@miralabualjadail4206]

Emma Matz you melting Hippo. So unanticipated🤣

[@hiim4015]

Andy isn’t funny

[@grandmasloveme3656]

Kaleb Aristondo cool

[@ma2443]

@@hiim4015 *said no one ever* except gayleb

[@vladtepes3201]

@@hiim4015 well looks like you're deaf and dumb

[@lauren3024]

I love how Bill is so sweet, he had to come out as a character because he didn't want to roast them as his normal self. I personally think he did really amazing and thought he was hilarious, considering the fact that roasting and stand up isn't really his comedy style. He took something that he's already brilliant at (being a character and doing a voice impression) and brought it to this stage for roasting, and did great!

[@Rock_Lee_Simp]

I love how Andy just roasts himself. He doesn't nag on anyone about their insecurities or anything, he's still funny and so genuine, and people laughed more at his jokes, because they didn't feel like bad about themselves. I love that man!

[@pamelaj3214]

Perfectly explained! I love his sense of humor! 😂👌🏽

[@motodog242]

But it's a roast... as in you say the most awful shit possible about that person, sans calling Gays the F word, women the B word, and Blacks the N word, because it's a televised event and those three words will create the most controversy from overly sensitive viewers.

[@mello9074]

You say that like he didn't call a man a melting hippo

[@b3rgyp00]

Andy just knows how to have a different approach. I mean just look at lonely island. U can dismiss it as Weird Al for a new generation, but they have real musical talent that also doesn't compromise the comedy and vice versa.

[@SrVLaDOS]

I get what you mean. I see how people praise him subverting expectations by being an anti roaster. But it doesn't work for me. I watch roasts to see people get fucking hurt. That's the point. You can subvert and still be funny. Like bill hader did sum different and it worked for.the most part.

[@tyyer]

Andy's entire act was a set-up for the "melting hippo" punchline

[@LittleBit0Everything]

That is, in fact, how the setup and punchline of a joke work.

[@cheqit2048]

@Bella M my hamster shits out better sarcasm while he's buried in my backyard

[@Kiros37100]

@@cheqit2048 ok

[@dirtybertmurgle8564]

He's not funny tho

[@leviathancerberus9938]

7:05

[@chufa3257]

Why do i feel like Andy Samberg always stays in character as jake peralta?

[@sapphirerivers9852]

jake lol

[@chufa3257]

@@sapphirerivers9852 fuck

[@jofosho2762]

Because Jake Peralta is just Andy Samberg

[@chufa3257]

@@jofosho2762 i know, i watched all 6 seasons of brooklyn 99, Andy Samberg has just become jake peralta

[@Fireshorts33]

Blyatman they announced number 7 I’m so happy

[@CharlesDaChurro]

“You look like Johnny Depp with lupus” is such an underrated joke especially if you consider the irony behind it

[@RobertaSoares23]

what is the irony behind it?

[@mysticstranger666]

Irony is plausible.

[@mariamarquez4357]

@@RobertaSoares23 jf had an affair w johnny depps wife i think

[@RobertaSoares23]

@@mariamarquez4357 ohhh i get it now

[@aspiknf]

@@RobertaSoares23 Maria Marquez had an affair with Charles Lomas and Rahul Gupta.

[@360.Tapestry]

the only way samberg's jokes work at all is because his delivery is perfect

[@scheherazadenoir5950]

I've never been able to find him funny consistently enough to be a fan but the melting hippo shot - priceless.

[@GEM4sta]

I like samberg in written show form like brooklyn 99. This was... Not good. He was trying to do what Norm did with Bob Saget but he doesn't land a single joke frankly. All of the jokes are trying too hard to be bad and his delivery is... Like honestly the man can't deliver anything, he can just be silly.

[@vincent-ow8ss]

GEM4sta it’s funny because, guess who’s on that stage?

[@GEM4sta]

@@vincent-ow8ss Frank stallone?

[@kokroche1]

@@GEM4sta yeah I kind of got Norm vibes but Norms the only one who could do it

[@muxisium7809]

bill hader just losing his shit wildly non stop throughout the entire video is probably the best part of this

[@twentyonealiens2910]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME

[@suburbanhobbyist2752]

Yep, you can tell the guy appreciates the humor for sure. I think he laughed the hardest at the corny Kenny Rogers Roasters joke! That says a lot about how he thinks.

[@reviewreviews5908]

Poor Peter.

[@savannahjohnson633]

Seriously love the reactions. Such a funny group.

[@grape9926]

SuburbanHobbyist no, when Ross said spaghetti western

[@Saartjeee]

When completely high.. James: Can’t keep his eyes open Jonah: Finds everything hilarious Bill: Laughs hysterically Seth: Normal 😂

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

I knew Hill and Bill were high but Seth Rogen was high???

[@hellokittylover320]

the next guy Seth Rogen is high 24/7. You should know this by now

[@mrhuntalot123]

Seth is just lowkey paranoid

[@wellick7863]

HAHJHOIUFOIBAEUVTJCMEFIHOVWB TRUE TRUE

[@whoRUcallinpsycho]

Jeff Ross: How are you doing Franco, you look like Johnny Depp with lupus Ahaha hahaha ☺️

[@picklesthewise]

Andy's "nice guy" roast was all building up to a single punchline. Legendary. I love Bill's reactions to everything 💖

[@corc1992]

Andy Samberg's anti roast was top notch and even better considering it's extremely difficult to make an anti roast this funny.

[@AaronRClark]

I've gone back to this roast for what seems like close to a decade (I know they published this version on Sept 1, 2019, but there are others that are around). I fell for Andy Samberg when I saw the way he controlled the full situation. He took it upon himself to be both funny, caring, and show how to do a good job in a situation that isn't fun for really anyone involved by turning the idea on its head and thus making it fun.

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

He had some balls to do that because it was another level out of the already "dis"comfort zone that is a roast.

[@judesweeney]

hader loves it

[@soth1sol]

legendary then and now as well as going forward into the futu- you know what? you know what legendary means.

[@lanie7569]

Jude Sweeney and that’s all that matters

[@JC-tg1gf]

When Andy Samberg let's everyone off easy and SLAYS jeff ross at the end LOL

[@BrandonChaunceyOfficial]

That's exactly how it should go. Jeff Ross is an insecure shitty comedian lmao

[@EddieDingle76]

Brandon Noneya Leave it to a guy who puts “Noneya” as his last name on here to decide who’s funny or not. Clearly Jeff Ross is doing something right lol.

[@zumis1011]

@@BrandonChaunceyOfficialna, but you are, saying lmao after that, you have the sense of humor of a bratty eleven year old girl

[@BrandonChaunceyOfficial]

@@zumis1011 I'm not sure what that means or if any of that made sense

[@zumis1011]

@@BrandonChaunceyOfficial perhaps I"m giving you too much credit then...

[@Sthuthukile]

Andy Samberg's set is just a bunch of compliments with douchebag delivery, so good 😂

[@williamsmead1802]

What's it like to have a unique perspective on what it means to be an American YOU BAG OF SHIT?!

[@gundamnmechas8518]

Then he just shits on Jeff Ross 😂😂

[@kevinzamora6378]

You melting hippo!

[@eolsunder]

yep love the guy. And you know the other comedians get exactly what he's doing, they are loving it also.

[@itsa-me-mikey3128]

Check

[@flangmasterj]

The spaghetti western joke by Jeff Ross is one of the best most perfectly structured jokes I've heard. It's gets a laugh every time I hear it.

[@Kejdipl]

That was so funny dude 😂

[@samuelsmith5400]

I love how Andy’s way of being funny, is not being funny and awkward

[@grienardus12]

And thats funny

[@lukebmx137]

Finally someone who understands 😂

[@Marcus1Arelius3]

Matt Eagle but Mark Normand is funny 😂

[@kevingalbraith8659]

Japanio624 I’m going to assume and hope that he meant Norm MacDonald

[@kevingalbraith8659]

Watch Fixerupper I wouldn’t say he’s ripping him off. Norm certainly isn’t the originator of anti-comedy and the energy and style with which Samberg delivered it were totally different. He copied Norm about as much as every comic copies the guy who invented the punchline

[@mhlib7569]

"You melting hippo" is underrated

[@alonzobaca2883]

“Johnny Depp with lupus” 😂😂😂

[@aramanon]

The whole punchline of a magic set. Self depricating getting weirder and weirder then Jeff Ross you melting hippo.

[@wofaieloma3358]

I’m laughing so hard

[@tchombre1992]

I don't think so man, seems like its very appreciated lmao. What a line, and way to deliver it!!!

[@slideshowgurl]

We must always protect Bill Hader at any cost. What a gem

[@reallyvictor]

Love how Hader is actually amused by every joke he’s the loudest laughing

[@leahbee9072]

Nobody is gonna talk about how James Franco was higher than cloud 9

[@copcar2822]

He doesn't even smoke lol

[@micahm2177]

@@copcar2822 Yeah cos smoking is the only way to get high lol

[@Dino13]

Cause that's his natural state, not a lot of reward in highlighting the obvious 😂😂

[@leahbee9072]

Dino Shut up nerd

[@lilyrose6953]

@@leahbee9072 rude

[@spiralstaticbliss]

Bill Hader owns the hell out of his own joy and honestly, there isn't a purer soul in the world.

[@kylef2937]

That's awesome that you've had the opportunity to meet every living soul on the planet!

[@dandychiggins5599]

That’s awesome that your prolly depressed and have no life outside your phone Bc all you know how to do is break down people’s spirit, btw you’ll learn the hard way that making other people miserable for a minute, leaves you miserable forever

[@kylef2937]

@@dandychiggins5599 Wtf are you talking about you nut? You're obviously using transference, as I'm not sure how you manufactured your retort from my little statement. I'm sorry you're feeling down and suicidal, but life is worth living! Don't give up

[@flavopurpura9496]

@@kylef2937 DAMN

[@towelie4625]

#teamkyle

[@brentfry5540]

Andy Samberg killed that. It's almost impossible to roast in that kind of setup with a self depreciating perspective. Really, really funny setup.

[@toocold6108]

idk idc it wasn’t funny but I see what he was going for it was def better than most of the comedians

[@G_D_K]

It was like a lame version of Norm Macdonald on Bob Saget's roast.

[@pfc0308]

stole it from Norm.

[@G_D_K]

@@pfc0308 big facts

[@grandpulse7970]

The melting hippo had me absolutely twisting

[@run5580]

Good lord, Andy and Bill had me dying of laughter. Their jokes were delivered perfectly

[@imtryingmybest673]

Andy being cute and anti-roast until completely ripping Jeff Ross a new one with just two words is honestly the most iconic thing

[@annam4660]

It's like he was holding back his true talent and then the energy bar he had eaten like fully took effect

[@twistedspike69]

@@annam4660 limit break!

[@timetobenotdo]

Norm rip off

[@welchce]

Yeah except it was actually funnier than norms and I'm a huge norm fan

[@calowenby1654]

Yes. It is.

[@alexshepherd1801]

Andy Samberg's anti-roast is genius.

[@getsnipedhockey32]

@@Mordante69 🐐

[@getsnipedhockey32]

@@YankeeWoodcraft Adam who? I'll never trust another fella named adam. Last run in I had with an Adam I got scammed out of $5 under the queensboro bridge

[@monsterxpancake]

Yankee Norm who? Bruh you must be watching this because it’s on trending, you know nothing about comedy

[@getsnipedhockey32]

@@monsterxpancake don't mind him he's just an O L D C H U N K O F C O A L

[@ronanm4418]

Tbh I thought it was a bit of a cop-out. I feel he really wanted to come across as a nice guy, imo would've been funnier if he played along and just fuckin roasted them instead of himself

[@bluebittybits637]

I feel like Jonah is trying to overly laugh to show that the fat jokes are not hurting him, but they hurt

[@danielflanard8274]

I've never watched a roast where there wasn't at least one joke that hit too close too home for someone. I feel bad that Jonah got almost all of them in this one.

[@mializarraga]

:(

[@El_IF_B_2]

He was legitimately high af too

[@MostHighEmperorPalpatine]

Don't feel sorry for Jonah he is a sellout and didn't help those he started acting with

[@timonfischer9679]

@@MostHighEmperorPalpatine really? Can you elaborate please?

[@mishka-ki3sx]

“you melting hippo” LMFAOOO

[@adriannavasquez7319]

I died laughing when I saw that part 😂😂

[@thebadass375]

Shit was gold lmfaooo

[@tarkantruman430]

chellé what thats mean? :) He mean hipopotam?

[@lemmsky2986]

Belting*

[@Irraptured]

@@lemmsky2986 melting. He literally says melting. I opened subtitles on the official roast video on their site and it says melting.

[@andreabarone1860]

8:27 "You had me at spaghetti" One of the best joke of the night

[@Sychonut]

Not one of the best, hands down the best. :)

[@bernlin2000]

Bill almost exploded 🤣

[@ReedHarvey]

I’m also thinking the pounds on california weed all those guys smoked before the show might have something to do with it too.

[@ilikeme1234]

I don’t get it, it’s such a stupid joke that isn’t even that creative but it damn near killed me it was so funny. 😂

[@kel638]

Lol😅

[@bemzen5240]

The way Aziz slapped his chair as he laughed made him look like he was a marionet being forced to do that

[@yeshalloween]

He really did!

[@saikdaniel3125]

Hahahahaha yes!!

[@DIsatire]

Well done

[@saramzafar749]

Wow 😂

[@weirdskyreallyweird.5519]

I think he was doing that thing when you’re really high and don’t know how to behave, so you default to weirdly robotic reactions you’ve seen other people do.

[@YungGupta]

Hearing Seth's laugh pierce the crowd is still just hilarious.

[@precision1628]

“Sarah Silverman has had more ugly men inside her than comic con” 😂😂😂

[@luisorozco1953]

Яetro Precision you can tell by her reaction after that, that she kind of felt that one but composed herself immediately

[@mari08567]

Who said that?

[@sashakuroso7629]

Marianna Natasha Leggero

[@BigKO89]

That was fucked 🤣🤣🤣

[@marusnyamoso9344]

@@mari08567 Jonah hill.

[@Gemd8]

Jonah low key went backstage and just bawled his eyes out😩😂

[@xtfcz3714]

Gemma Diaz I can help you bawl your eyes out any day

[@yomigg72]

What the fuck ^

[@rakanali4216]

Grant Burkhardt the fuck did I read

[@samyrandome425]

Fr though

[@magisterrleth3129]

I mean. If he did he's a huge pussy. He was at a roast.

[@happychildforever9750]

dealer: how much weed do you need to survive this night? James: *yes*

[@pzupforpappy1980]

Nah

[@josiahp.6960]

Bill Hader just cracking up, while he's able to pull off live characters without a break. Incredible.

[@stephaniewalker8007]

Why wasn't this called "The Roast of Jonah Hills weight"?

[@aspenisthebest]

It’s just too easy

[@marllusgoncalves5613]

Because it was about Franco even tough the jokes about Hill were amazing.

[@ashleywood7611]

Ay, fr tho...Such a ugly ass world we live in. Nothing new. Just ashamed of my country as I have been for many years. We are all just chemicals anyway.

[@whatdothlife4660]

@@ashleywood7611 I'll have what she's having.

[@leenguyen6056]

@@ashleywood7611 You good?

[@mafiabear4295]

Wow they went after Jonah way more than james

[@sshep86]

Low hanging fruit.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Everyone gets roasted, this is just clips, and some of the best were Jonah burns. It's kinda sad people that keep commenting the same thing aren't smart enough to put two and two together.

[@mafiabear4295]

@@Axolotl_Mischief "the harshest burns from the roast of *james franco*"

[@opaldeadventureersubscribe7825]

@@Axolotl_Mischief apparently James looks strikingly similar to Jonah hill that night 😂 and vice versa

[@jacobbegley5026]

@@sshep86 No, more like James Franco has some actually problem, or not😊

[@miranda1663]

I love how they only have one mean thing to say about Bill hader

[@PolarBearFromNY]

He's amazing

[@charliblake8551]

Miranda right?? He’s clearly such a sweet dude they couldn’t even pretend to be mean to him😌

[@dylancole1910]

miranda because he's a legend.

[@Stopwar1234]

Because he’s the shit!

[@tsfbaf303]

miranda because it’s only highlights

[@sadieh487]

bill hader’s reaction to andy samberg’s is the funniest thing ever

[@leonardovaldez2839]

What Andy Samberg did in this roast was absolutely brilliant.

[@hammurds]

You know who did it even better? You guessed it! Frank Stallone

[@getsnipedhockey32]

@@hammurds that frank Stallone character is a real jerk

[@hammurds]

oDDBaLL or so the Germans would have us believe

[@Gabrosoft]

i didn’t laugh once and i’m very drunk right now so i should laugh at everything.

[@jcli1829]

100%

[@Nainoaa_]

Andy Samberg literally was making fun of him self and then he roast Jeff Ross

[@samuraichilton]

"You melting hippo"

[@Thawhid]

@@samuraichilton the delivery 😂😂😂

[@tacotom3492]

He's lame..

[@biancarain9998]

@@tacotom3492 you must be Jeff Ross

[@jujuespino1374]

Andy’s set where he acts like a bad comedian is so good and fresh. It actually felt like he wasnt aware about his trash comedy

[@seansandersjr.4231]

BURN

[@kausikvenkat]

Can someone explain what his set was about? i didn't get it

[@cheekclapper5746]

Juju Espino he was acting like a bad comedian, he was joking about roasting them harshly when obviously he wasnt

[@jonlamonte5833]

Norm did it first AND better

[@BrawndoQC]

Funny part is probably a lot of people didn't get it and were like wow this guy is bad.

[@thefiretailedweasel6206]

I love how Andy Samberg spent his whole bit roasting himself and then hit Ross with the "Melting Hippo" and DIPPED

[@zoinkzzs]

"Too bad you can't do an impression of a guy with two equally sized eyes."

[@JoseGarcia-ww1bn]

what about that quote

[@deusexmachina1421]

That was funnnyyyyy af! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trinity2314]

Best joke of the whole video 😂

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

I did not get it but I still laughed cause the delivery was funny and so was Bill Hader's reaction

[@goodmusicparts6812]

the next guy I don’t get it either

[@jaredbarton6161]

Andy's weird brand of humor is exactly what I desire

[@Camilavvm868]

Right ?

[@guardianofsummerset451]

Thats called an antiroast

[@dungnguyenhoang2253]

Why wasn't this called "The Roast of Jonah Hills weight"?

[@sirduckington5435]

So many self burns thats rare

[@TheDStepp]

I love it

[@chris-tinav4852]

The spaghetti western joke is epic.... I’m in stitches every time.

[@ItalianoTim]

I really love that one

[@dredfurst06]

That one is incredible!

[@itsmylife842]

I agree!! That's the best joke of this entire roast!!! 😂🤣

[@harryparker1762]

This has always been my favorite roast. Every single person delivered, not one bad set

[@himanshusukhpal]

Except James Franco

[@Sami-ph7ej]

Jeff Ross looks like Ron Swanson when he went crazy with Tammy.

[@NomadAngie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT

[@anniemartinez952]

broooo😂😂😂🤣

[@alanpleasant7809]

Sami æ Hell yeah he does

[@nickniehaus1763]

Exactly

[@nigeldean1813]

He looks like riff raff lol

[@shanekaya8741]

They cut the best part of Jeff Ross roasting Bill Hader's eyes haha "I heard of a lazy eye but that left ones collecting unemployment" 😂

[@sahib5]

Shane Kaya oh shit that’s fucking amazing! 😂😂😂

[@Tabrinaistocool]

Shane Kaya oh god that’s good

[@surrealcereal603]

I was thinking the same damn thing, Shane... thanks for including it. 😊

[@lavina0702]

😂😂😂

[@samantha545]

I need to see the full video. Where is it??

[@magicmakerify]

This was basically “The Roast of Jonah Hill” more than JF lol

[@cchavezjr7]

And Jonah loved it because he thought it meant they really, really like him....

[@cheddacam5559]

"you melting hippo" is the funniest joke in this whole roast

[@reetika8932]

I feel like Natasha Leggero's roasts are always so underrated...

[@ronaldpickerel8706]

She's one of my favorites..hated when Broke got cancelled

[@ruega]

Her bit was hilarious

[@briansherrod1916]

She’s always the funniest one to me. Always well said and I laugh for hours

[@luisachacon1166]

They are good but there's something about her delivery that in my opinion took the laugh out of it

[@TSJ99]

@@luisachacon1166 agreed

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Andy's roast has always been my favorite. i've seen it roughly 15 times.. and it still makes me uncomfortable watching Aziz slap the couch. it's like his wrist is broken.

[@jonnnnniej]

It's like he's a puppet with someone pulling a string backstage

[@dmjdmj]

Easily one of the best roasts.

[@KungKokkos]

I thought ge was super boring tbh, was just the same joke over and over. First time I was not amused by him

[@jasongillum5763]

arby's roast beef???

[@tanukiZoot]

I like that he roasted himself the whole time haha

[@andreas1892]

the way andy samberg is literally jake peralta irl

[@JiihaaS]

@@jamesedwardfranco6153 do they have access to the internet at the mental institution?

[@blackshirts848]

Hes not though, he was acting in the skits, go watch an interview with him for brooklyn 99

[@k.m.patrick8712]

Maybe Its the last time seeing James and Seth together

[@seakay5705]

Andy Samberg somehow became the funniest roaster in the history of this event without roasting a single person.

[@dg9444]

Sea Kay what about Jeff Ross?

[@DannyBridie]

his part was 100% the best. all the ppl in the comments saying it wasn't funny are fucking braindead

[@zackreynolds21]

Watch Norm

[@miralabualjadail4206]

Genius and I know Jonah was thinking damn I should have done that.

[@doortech8227]

@@zackreynolds21 you beat me to it.

[@caroliner6579]

ANDY SAMBERG IS THE PUREST SOUL IN AMERICA HE IS THE PUREST BOY

[@starcoklance1973]

Caroline R highkey would die for him and bill

[@DesertZo6]

Caroline R he’s not funny at all

[@lege46]

YoungJefe ZO6 don’t gotta be funny to be pure

[@shes0nfir3]

Desert ZO6 he has a very innocent sense of humor

[@yousefreno2089]

He’s funny but what the fuck! this wasn’t it cheif

[@oROSE1714]

Andy's "melting hippo" quip was my absolute favorite and funniest part of this. He says it so zestfully and deadpan at the same time it's perf. 😂

[@IsuAsenjo]

What does ""melting hippo" mean? I don't understand the joke

[@yomammasboo713]

@@IsuAsenjo sweaty fat guy

[@ArjunaJoshua1]

@@IsuAsenjo Its obviously a reference to his size and look, also because he was sweating a lot (being unfit helps with that).

[@IdeasDontBounce]

"Oscar, meyer, hotdog eater of the millennium award" 😂

[@kingbob3035]

it says millennial

[@IdeasDontBounce]

*millennium

[@prxducerhxktxk]

This wasnt a roast. It was a bunch of close friends making fun.

[@amityislandchum]

...That's literally what a roast is.

[@prxducerhxktxk]

@@amityislandchum no a roast is a bunch of sorta friends making fun of each other and saying funny shit under the guise that it's a roast. Cause sometimes the "friends" can be fake. But these r people who have know each other since they started their comedy careers and this like a reunion

[@thebarringtonTV]

@@prxducerhxktxk I've made new friends over roasting/being roasted. You don't necessarily have to be friends to do it, but when you are, it makes the jokes so much better and personal. Either way, it builds character and wit.

[@deathb4bondage558]

@@prxducerhxktxk lol shut up before someone roasts you

[@BokuNoFreelo]

Literally the definition of roasting

[@thechanchanman9994]

Jake Peralta IS Andy Samberg

[@youhavethismetoo1206]

Lmfao facts

[@jackthompson2176]

Smart guy

[@slushpuppie19]

He is such a lovely manchild lol

[@kast4349]

Jake Peralta IS Andy Samberg

[@eddiewiggles9398]

His roast style is bizarre

[@VinoSong]

Only people who appreciate comedy understand Sambergs comedy.

[@JPF1878]

Agreed.

[@tom_shredz]

Only people who appreciate comedy understand that he ripped off Norm

[@dirtybertmurgle8564]

Really? I appreciate comedy that's actually funny. Only people who understand that Samberg is trash appreciate comedy. See what I did there?

[@KungKokkos]

Dunno, found it boring and repetitive. I like Sandberg as an actor though, just not this particular bit

[@noellozano2081]

Benign comments with an ironic over the top delivery. Pretty standard stuff my guy. Doesn't take a comedic genius to see what he's doing there lol. That being said, it's a good set. I just don't like how people try to over intellectualize comedy. Like people are ignorant if they don't get the joke. Leave the judgement for the elitist overlords.

[@deepulse9752]

When you see how good Jonah Hill took the swings knowing he already expressed his discomfort about fatshaming jokes is pure class. His talent is BIGGER 👏

[@PieZello]

It's scary how close Andy is to Jake peralta

[@dylancole1910]

PieZello I know, they are so similar in character, but that's how you spot a truly talented actor...sometimes you forget for a split second your watching them and not their characters.

[@aliesmat07]

@Trizzle Hizzle Whoosh

[@robertwhittick6427]

@@dylancole1910 What no, it's cause he's playing himself as a detective, he's not a good actor, he's just funny as himself ahaha

[@herebutimgone1618]

​@@robertwhittick6427 No not at all, you definitely missed the point. The whole bit was one long meta joke about roasts in general. He was playing a ridiculous character so people would understand that it was satire, but apparently it still went over most peoples heads

[@robertwhittick6427]

@@herebutimgone1618 yeah I realise that, I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about Brooklyn 99?

[@basketballplayer4978]

James Franco didn’t even get roasted at his own roast

[@MostMorose]

😂

[@anissawallace369]

He’s too hot

[@nishhx-]

Anissa Wallace so true

[@meryanncarrillo3585]

It’s fucking James Franco

[@notforone]

Bill Hader's President of Hollywood was pretty savage in the roast, the've cut that part off and it's pretty hard to find on the 'net. They all were like :O

[@noumenondrift2522]

the funniest thing outta Andy was "you melting hippo" LOL

[@nitrosector9]

his whole bit was some type of anti-roast meta amazingness

[@noumenondrift2522]

@@nitrosector9 mehhh - i don't think his act was really that great. Never really liked him - but just that comment had me in tears

[@nitrosector9]

@@noumenondrift2522 how PG he kept it was an amazing way to play it since people go overboard & get brutal on a roast. understand he's not everyone's favorite though

[@kai6543]

Bill Hader’s reactions are killing me more than the actual jokes 😂

[@diwashkc7828]

No one: Literally nobody: Seth Rogen: *HEHEHAAEAHAHWE*

[@rigormortiz9114]

Hue hue hue hue

[@korneliavonschwerin1599]

Seth rogans laugh is gold

[@lct8954]

ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT

[@IOIO6]

Meth Rogen

[@JayF4L]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@pvt.prinny759]

I think Andy was mocking everyone else’s ”edgy” jokes

[@kaizenweisz2120]

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[@celinahosp758]

People who say the "get" Norm. Don't really get Norm.

[@Logicsupersedes]

@@kaizenweisz2120 Norm was shit tho. They were all predictable with poor delivery.

[@ma2443]

@@celinahosp758 first of all the fuck IS A NORM?

[@jameswilson3766]

@@Logicsupersedes If you're referring to the video that was posted here, then the whole point was that they were corny, bad jokes. Norm was basically protesting the roast by reading jokes out of a retirement book.

[@spiltsoup947]

You can just tell James Franco is high as a kite

[@Manwitdamoustache]

He doesn't even smoke bro. That's just how he looks lol

[@vincentraphaela1226]

@@Manwitdamoustache u don't need to smoke to be high u can do drugs big boi

[@annam4660]

@@Manwitdamoustache I feel like that too, it gets in people's heads because of all the roles he has done about mary Jane. I believe he just has a lot of Joy

[@codeinecowboy8607]

@@vincentraphaela1226 James looks like he found the world’s last quaalude before they started filming

[@bobbisnow4110]

I love how you can hear seths laugh out of all of them 😭😂

[@orianaamc]

I don’t know what James Franco was but he def wasn’t sober 😂

[@caseyingram1969]

I'm thinking shrooms.

[@dangelorussell9456]

NONE OF THEM WERE LOL

[@LeonB04_]

Look at how he is playing with his nose... Prolly coke but idk 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@tsfbaf303]

Rxllin" Then he wouldn’t be slurring his words, there is something else, either alcohol or benzodiazepines

[@elisepentz1063]

High on potenouse

[@drenee1416]

"Uhhh is there a Barista here, cause this roast just got dark" He's so corny and funny at the same time lol

[@dylancole1910]

Deidra Smith that's a Jake Peralta one-liner he just referenced😂

[@DannyBridie]

no one else could get away with the jokes he made lol, one of a kind

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

James Franco has one of the sweetest smiles in the industry. 😁

[@Smokin_Snowman]

In history

[@andrewthezeppo]

For real, he patted my shoulder as he walked by on a movie set and wow just so much better looking in person

[@nudelbert5136]

andrewthezeppo omg lucky

[@Smokin_Snowman]

And here can we observe the wild "attention" hog. It feeds on social praise and requires a certain amount of acknowledgement and likes each day for sustenance. Without it, it would quickly become malnourished and die.

[@gdubsterz1238]

That''s what all the 14 year old girls think...

[@tahseenthedream]

“You’re a passive-aggressive sweetheart Jonah!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DPSimpson]

Andy Samberg acts EXACTLY like his B99 character Jake Peralta

[@uwuseokie4123]

Cuz he writes him lmao I love his jokes

[@sofiaanjelik]

I was laughing at his jokes because i see more of jake and how jake would definitely roast them

[@dmjdmj]

No he didn't. This was funny.

[@uwuseokie4123]

sofiaanjelik definitely 😂

[@nunyabidness3081]

Hey man, I just wanted to know real quick, how does it feel to be an arrogant piece of shit who thinks offending people for the sake of offending people is “Funny”? Something tells me you know.

[@Trilingualeks]

These guys must be REALLY HIGH because they're laughing waayyy too hard at the weak jokes...

[@kevcatnip7589]

jewish rich humour,,,you need a billion to be in on it

[@Trilingualeks]

@@kevcatnip7589 I guess so. Sigh. I'll never be in on it...

[@kevcatnip7589]

@@Trilingualeks you wot be there when the cops getem

[@TheJonbarraza]

Jonah hill is laughing the most. Playing it off like theres no pain. Lol

[@robomend]

It stays in your blood.

[@benmarino1913]

Sarah Silverman is just HOT regardless.

[@patobantan420]

No joke. She gets hotter as she get older

[@scoobasteve912]

Fact

[@360.Tapestry]

she's hotter than every woman at my workplace, but she's like a seven-and-a-half in LA

[@tkpoppe91]

gross

[@the-engneer]

Natasha Leggaro was way hotter. Sarah Silverman is hot, but that other chick made her look ugly, and I mean that in the best way, because Sarah Silverman is not ugly

[@flashfire157]

Andy's "melting hippo" comment caught me so off guard I died laughing to tears

[@actuallytheguy8395]

C'mon...they didn't include... "Aziz has been charming audiences, and snakes for years."

[@dobysutherland6500]

Kyle Erickson got me dead😂😂😂

[@ishaschdv1]

As an Indian, I am shit sacred of snakes 😂😂😂😂

[@EricBrinkman]

@@ishaschdv1 Well, that's probably because snakes are for real in India. I just googled it: 46k per year. Holy s#$t! I used to live in AZ and we have rattlesnakes, but they only get about 5 people per year. 5! vs 46,000. That's on a whole different level.

[@ishaschdv1]

Eric Brinkman not where I live. Thank humanity!!

[@saitamaa-hero-for-fun902]

Hot damn

[@zachernandez1494]

Andy Samberg is literally just roasting himself 🤣🤣

[@longjohnn]

Clyde22 bruh shut up

[@kyjw10]

Zac Hernandez he only did that once when he called himself an alcoholic. What he does is called anti-comedy. Classic comedy technique that I do to my friends.

[@jasoncorr4619]

Zac Hernandez he’s trying too much to be like Norm MacDonald

[@scarletclough]

It’s called an Anti-Roast

[@jasoncorr4619]

Scarlet Clough maybe it’s because I’m Scottish. I just don’t like roasts but I respect how do people do

[@christophervaughn3834]

Why are most of the roasts not towards James franco?

[@davida6919]

Christopher Vaughn simple because if was just towards him it wouldn’t be as funny. Besides that’s how it goes

[@sombd133]

I think usually they are. This is a highlight so i would guess the funniest ones were not towards him. Usually guests roast few towards the guest and the n to the main person.

[@rice6022]

These are just highlights that CC chose

[@toxicvillain]

Because it's James Franco, bitches!

[@calowenby1654]

I love all their reactions so much. I was feeling kinda bad and bored this morning and really needed this.

[@genevievepavlak5803]

Is it the Jonah Hill roast or James Franco? we will never know

[@SebsBeenHere]

Jeff Ross saying Aziz should’ve bombed flew over the top of everyone’s head

[@Gardehesten]

Sebastian Laub mine too until your comment! X)

[@June26Brown]

Maybe I don't get it. Is that supposed to be a middle eastern joke? Aziz is Indian not Arabic. I think that was meant to be a genuine compliment from Jeff.

[@SebsBeenHere]

John Brown Could’ve been bro, that’s just my interpretation

[@SebsBeenHere]

John Brown But knowing Jeff Ross, I think that’s what he was leaning more towards

[@iwatchtoomuchhaikyuu5307]

i got it, just the delivery was poor so it didnt have its effect as his other jokes did

[@smo-king6504]

Sarah Silverman will be 50 this year, let that sink in

[@davidcalderon7724]

Smo-king shes beautiful

[@leolucky7570]

She's smoking

[@krisnite05]

she can get it

[@addy7464]

@@davidcalderon7724 now i am attracted to 50 year olds.... Goddamn it

[@parker4861]

Yea she fine

[@introvertedillusion9769]

the one about seths writer was fucking hilarious and so accurate