What’s the worst thing you found on a child’s search history? 😳
@I_am_a_little_crazedКүн бұрын
My mom went through my search history when I was in middle school and saw that i searched "female penis" I was a wild kid
@Jimmy-s5jКүн бұрын
I didn't find it, but I searched it when I was like 12 or 13. It was "Thongs" and "No coverage clothing" found some gems though!
@AGW69Күн бұрын
NikkoOortiz nudes
@SPyED27Күн бұрын
My step son looked at jeff the land shark's corn
@Op42177Күн бұрын
When i was a kid i searched "butt stuff" on the hub using my ps4, and all my cousins and brother found that search history. They all didn't allow me to be behind them for some reason.
@CuidightheachODuinnКүн бұрын
0:14 I thought she was going to mimic drowning.... Maybe I'm the problem? lol
@nursejim2129Күн бұрын
My daughter had "How to meet Nikko Ortiz" on her list. I was so mad. "Not before me!" I yelled, "Not before ME!"
@sabinal17Күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@whiteraven1911Күн бұрын
It's an understandable question 🤣
@versecontro4898Күн бұрын
How old is your daughter lol asking for educational purposes
@EoinMcIlvain14 сағат бұрын
@@versecontro4898 🔫
@ColyersКүн бұрын
@4:32 we just going to ignore "how to hump"? 😆
@liftedyotalifeКүн бұрын
I was coming to say the same thing.....at least my boy trying to learn early
@Lovenugget-o5k18 сағат бұрын
8:17 hey I think my baked potato has some hair in it 🤣🤣🤣
@flyingfox8360Күн бұрын
My brother has ASD, level 3, global delays, he wont ever be able to live alone, hes 29. Dude gets a margarita every time we go get mexican food, Homie loves his tequila.
@tigerman1978Күн бұрын
So his biggest issue is that his taste buds are real bad? 🤪
@brycethoreson9216Күн бұрын
Level 3? I didn't know you could prestige in autism?
@fiendishbeanКүн бұрын
level 3? tell him to step up his game and level up
@brycethoreson9216Күн бұрын
@fiendishbean implying your higher? I'm sure he is fine not being at the level your at. Unless it's like wire gauge where the smaller the number the bigger it is
@fiendishbeanКүн бұрын
@@brycethoreson9216 blud how am i supposed to bring him into a raid if he's only level three bruh
@MAC_CUACHINКүн бұрын
09:55 The auction part is hilarious.😂😅
@MehensteinКүн бұрын
Go to Wayfair.
@KenzieKim-p5yКүн бұрын
*When TikTok memes go too far, my WiFi signal decides to bail too! 😂 Can't handle the madness!*
@beanswitheggNcheeseКүн бұрын
Probably u got malware from a website or ad that wasn't the real af
@realisticballistics18Күн бұрын
@@beanswitheggNcheese this is a bot bro
@katev37209Күн бұрын
0:34 that girl is wiiiiild and I love it 😂
@TAURUSPLASTERINGКүн бұрын
8:02 looks like evolution was SLACKING in this gentleman's blood line
@MeanLaQueefa23 сағат бұрын
Bet he could bench press a bulldozer and hug tin cans till they pop. Re re strength
@Adams13825Күн бұрын
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts
@AbcdfgroachКүн бұрын
I agree
@Texaspokem11Күн бұрын
8:32 I wonder why this poor guy never got kidnapped? 😂
@fuzzlewuzzle9388Күн бұрын
He hairy af! 😂
@Texaspokem11Күн бұрын
@fuzzlewuzzle9388 Like someone dropped a glazed ham in a barber shop! 😂
@classmst89Күн бұрын
His barber kidnapped half his damn hair 😅
@Tödliche_Königin14 сағат бұрын
I would not let that monkey near my daughter
@Matthew-i4y9pКүн бұрын
8:03 why does he look like big foot’s twice removed cousin
@trump45and2zig-zags9 сағат бұрын
That snow angel!! 😂😂😂
@GoGoOnGordonКүн бұрын
This was definitely entertaining, thanks again Nikko!
@noobaf329918 сағат бұрын
Okay it's time for a Nikko Ortiz Reaction Videos Playlist Marathon! Yeah it's 2 am But it's Friday tho
@Oniongerbil_6730Күн бұрын
5:59 The look on his on his face when they said nega😂
@lizafrench8455Күн бұрын
02:22 when you ask for a 4-6 piece but get a 4-7 piece....😂😂😂😂
@charliejohnson641621 сағат бұрын
Definitely got an extra something 😂 prolly not a nugget though Underrated ass comment
@lokieleven374Күн бұрын
7;43 that fentanyl hittin different these days
@D4SHI_231611 сағат бұрын
Someone should get that beat at 7:09 shi lowkey fye
@BrandonKass-f3v18 сағат бұрын
I've been sleeping in my car and when I get sad I swear nikkos channel always cheers me up
@SwampYankeeActualКүн бұрын
8:08 this dude got a lil agent orange in his 23nMe
@jacobmaier2391Күн бұрын
8:34 why does he look like chum bucket from mad max.
@cobweb.9052Күн бұрын
lol he does
@BWA85Күн бұрын
Also...like Meatwad from ATHF.
@8.bit_gun34016 сағат бұрын
7:55 bros got all the hair in all the wrong places
@corie_1032Күн бұрын
8:12 Bro is a werewolf.
@TeeheefunnyКүн бұрын
"Peanutbutterfalcon activities" 😂😂💀 I'm using that from now on
@sladizzle1025Күн бұрын
1:52 XDDD NOT THE RACIST SIMPSONS JOKE LOL
@a.j.w6608Күн бұрын
8:13 when the kids see you they are going to want to stay with the kidnapper
@besticanaffordantiques256522 сағат бұрын
Hahaha, the lady filming the girl in the first clip had the right energy.
@LuckyBear1022Күн бұрын
2:56 ok why does this actually seem very illegal
@AlphaFoxAdamКүн бұрын
The worst? "How do I join the Navy?"
@StoryTellerGamingКүн бұрын
8:12 who thawed the neanderthal from the glacier
@ClevrYogiКүн бұрын
Hey shout out to the black lady! 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂❤ I was cracking up ten seconds in
@mason7167Күн бұрын
4:32 bro really missed the last one
@bowling3369Күн бұрын
God I f**king love your videos man
@James-u9q3gКүн бұрын
The adoption thing is crazy!!?😲
@Rangatanga11Күн бұрын
@8:17 he be the one kidnapping
@themstreams528823 сағат бұрын
Omg thats Fritjof he is a super funny Norwegian comedian( the guy running in the forrest with the stroler) norway made it to nico
@cameronkelly3387Күн бұрын
Yooo Nikko got whipping that belt like he got the 1800’s PTSD
@buddha_ror_alisasbroКүн бұрын
nahhhh 😭
@Riot234Күн бұрын
I love this mans vids
@Ryder-j3rКүн бұрын
I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU VID OMG I LOVE YOU NIKKO ❤❤❤
@superawesomefuntime2162Күн бұрын
"why are all her sounds the same?" haha because she's deaf. hahaha
@BumpyBalugaКүн бұрын
6:27 YOU WERE MY CINNAMON APPLE!!!!
@jimandskittumКүн бұрын
3:12 She says "What is this? I've had this before."
@iwrotethis1678Күн бұрын
Nikko the goat
@HYPERNEO9Күн бұрын
I love your channel so much nikko I also have the same humor as you 😂😂
@EthanWells-g6nКүн бұрын
love your stuff
@Texaspokem11Күн бұрын
1:02 The splat sound was perfect! 😂👍
@iamaloafofbread8926Күн бұрын
That ending is wild 💀
@dennismullins6806Сағат бұрын
8:17 bro's hair is migrating from his head to his back...
@Frankthetank-r9sКүн бұрын
The last one was crazy 😭😭😭😭
@VictorPhelpsКүн бұрын
You’re my favorite KZbinr❤❤❤
@motomadnessman7 сағат бұрын
Dude at 8:45 could probably summon gorilla strength and rip someone apart!
@NoAssociation8585Күн бұрын
Ayooo sasqauch even mad at missing kids
@liamcopeland1284Күн бұрын
Always a good day when Nikko posts
@1sttimegunownerКүн бұрын
Found "does eating ass taste good" on my homies laptop in college hella funny😂
@Qwerty124-w3n12 сағат бұрын
Yo that lady handled that like a pro gj on her
@MoorlanderEDCКүн бұрын
I'm dyslexia AF. I thought that read "how to find my dad"
@SunitMahato-lx1hbКүн бұрын
if you’ve ever felt like no one notices you, trust me, i get it. i felt like that for years, trying all the confidence hacks and advice out there. but nothing clicked until i read Magnetic Aura by Takeshi Mizuki. there’s something about chapter 3-it’s like the missing puzzle piece i didn’t know i needed.
@Silencethemedia2Күн бұрын
Pop out a tit that will get you attention lol 😂
@SarspariilaКүн бұрын
5:48 doesn’t it mean you in Korean? 😂
@lisewall613112 сағат бұрын
It's not what she slipped on it's what she said 😂
@grantsnyder998918 сағат бұрын
8:10 IT'S WOLFPACK 🐺🐺🐺
@kaincox449414 сағат бұрын
Brother you are fucking unhinged at this point 😂😂
@LucasHubbard-s7gКүн бұрын
Love your videos Nikko
@IstvanThreeКүн бұрын
I was 100% sure the spoon clip would end in a drug joke...
@lindsaym.8267Күн бұрын
And KZbin says this channel isn't educational. I just learned so much about child care and adoption pricing!!!
@PienimustaКүн бұрын
Somebody! HE NEEDS SOM MILK!
@Yam737Күн бұрын
4:12 i realize you weren't using your wrist. You're using your whole arm you have experience
@LoganKester-j8eКүн бұрын
Whats up Niko your really funny and i hope you have a good day.
@lokieleven374Күн бұрын
7:00 when my special needs school get new tables O-o
@aydmehm8205Күн бұрын
How long ago was this live on twitch and what was the title
@USSnipeКүн бұрын
We don’t got rock-a-bye baby. We got rock too, baby.😂
@TaakamancerКүн бұрын
Gawt damn bigfoot is going though a rough patch.
@novaglow146618 сағат бұрын
Asian baby is like getting the battle pass
@theprogamer2008Күн бұрын
Can you bring back brutally honest
@dokwalk22 сағат бұрын
2:08 instant reaction is slapping the person....
@Mamiya645Күн бұрын
I was in the library when a deaf man was communicating over Skype and I DID NOT KNOW THEY MADE SOUNDS LIKE THAT WHEN SIGNING AND MOUTHING. If I knew sign language I'd probably have told them.
@itsinyourwalls168718 сағат бұрын
I've been thinking about joining the coast guard for aviation maintenance. but Nikko has me thinking different.
@Principal_HerbertКүн бұрын
YEE HAWW love your twitch streams
@jellytea9227Күн бұрын
If my mom saw my search history I'd be disowned 😭
@Xshot_JMM023 сағат бұрын
8:29 bros brain was kidnapped
@Franz5491Күн бұрын
Omg I went days without new content I almost cried
@trgttr335Күн бұрын
Wake up guys, SSgt. Nikko just posted a new video 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶
@tybearden6220Күн бұрын
Nikko: come watch twitch🤓 Me when he streams: at work🥸
@MehensteinКүн бұрын
9:30 Nikko caught on camera 😂
@Stolas555Күн бұрын
bro always uploads when i’m in school ☹️
@TheOnlyBlackangel01Күн бұрын
@0:35 this baby is going to the Military. greetings from germany @Nikko Ortiz
@vansteel-x7lКүн бұрын
9:19 how did you know
@chromenewtКүн бұрын
There's an "and" missing between "find" and "kidnap"
@Will-f9eКүн бұрын
8:29 that dude got more body hair than Nick
@jacobgurley5460Күн бұрын
You know j would watch you on twitch but YOU WAIT TILL I HAVE TO BE AT SCHOOL AND I CAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTT
@Xalifore443Күн бұрын
Love you Niko! Marine corps all the way
@rudra5953Күн бұрын
INDIA ACTIVITIES 😭😭😭 Man I cant anymore
@kimmylarsson8496Күн бұрын
i think i just found bigfoot in this video 😂🤣
@stkistler17Күн бұрын
I'm not even a "public figure" and I'm getting cancelled for watching this😂😂😂
@OregonOutdoorAdventuresКүн бұрын
8:04 go to your basement and let them out then
@TheFrankNVetExperimentКүн бұрын
Had to get the last Tiktok reaction in before it shuts down? haha
@DMF121Күн бұрын
When that one guy said he want to find the Kids. My mind went right to his basement 😂. I feel like a A-Hole, but I couldn't help it. Didn't feel so bad after Nikko said it 😂.
@amandacaudillo9483Күн бұрын
Glad you googled that so we don't have to.
@RockYMTBlaZer2455Күн бұрын
The price is a sliding scale based on expected ROI