BLOOD In The Water…

[@nikkoortiz]

If I see a shark swimming directly at me in the ocean...I wouldn't care because I would have already died from a heart attack lmfao

[@Scottagious]

Yo Nikko, you ain't wrong. I hate sharks, too

[@Grayman_WWJD]

🔥🤣🤣 me too 🤣🤣🔥

[@predaorgame1059]

True! Shoot the shark or swim away and scream😂 lol

[@Scottagious]

@@predaorgame1059 Bro for real

[@mariedockery1126]

me to. RIP Marie

[@BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz]

Bruh…that shark….nah lmao

[@nikkoortiz]

Luckily, I will have died from a heart attack before the heart of the shark can even touch me👍🏽🤣

[@Loneshark907]

For those houses, they typically don’t build them so close but the rivers will get mass floods and erroad the banks and get the houses eventually. Happens in Alaska sometimes

[@MrSchism]

Every now and then, Nikko channels his inner Ortiz powers. 3:46 and 7:07 are this video's examples.

[@bionicmaleficent]

Nikko's response to the goat is f'kng LEGEND!!😂😂 All the bleeps for cussing is me for almost every other f'kng word!😂😂😂

[@the_peace_i_crave]

Biggest fail was not liking and subscribing

[@nikkoortiz]

Kind of understandable though…sometimes my shit sucks😂

[@Cold1.1]

​@@nikkoortizis always good 🫡

[@maryjane4432]

I’m already subscribed and I always like it right away

[@altsc]

Amen to that

[@Gyatdamn-]

@@nikkoortizthis is good you got a like and sub😊

[@lindaherrick1147]

Spider-Man’s spidey senses definitely failed him this time 😂 the skiing fail was the most terrifying, I couldn’t even imagine trying to get out if he kept falling 😳

[@nikkoortiz]

This is why you must snowboard instead😎

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That was rough!!

[@Blondieee-ke5ez]

Work was a total Hoehoe today … needed this 🙌🏼❤

[@nikkoortiz]

You already know I got you with the content! But why was work Hoeness?

[@raerae15300]

That kid screaming in the back seat during the hail would 100% be me😂

[@nikkoortiz]

Lol what would you want to do in that situation?

[@raerae15300]

@@nikkoortiz what would I want to do? Cry and scream/sing Jesus take the wheel. What I would actually do? Cry, hide in the back seat with the rubber floor mat covering me screaming Jesus take the wheel😂

[@uscg_grace]

I would hide in my glove box if i was in that situation lmfao

[@mrlnx7565]

livin ona hill like i do i horrifying sometimes like you wake up and it looks like every thing is falling

[@Scottagious]

Lesss go Nikko with another banger

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Always ❤🙌

[@Scottagious]

@@nikkoortizshorts You always make banger content, Nikko. Keep it up!!!

[@nikkoortiz]

Thanks I tried my best🥹 how can I improve?

[@Scottagious]

@@nikkoortiz You don't need any improvement, Nikko, it's all perfect as it is. You always make me laugh even when I'm in a dark spot, and that's what makes your content stick out and perfect to me.

[@Keirfey]

There's a Tudor in the mountains that Nikko and Chanel would LOVE. 700k people were brought from England to build it in the 1800s. No loser needs to live there... the owner is selective. My daughter fell in love with the yard. Easy to do...

[@aklemon06]

Sharks biting people is the same as someone being shot for breaking into someone's home. You can not change my mind.

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Interesting take! I guess we are in their environment. Makes sense

[@AJTheMetalSonic9496]

1:48 That was a very funny impression 😂😂

[@woestijn_uil]

"How did ya lose your eye?" "I lost it during an eggsplosion"

[@Blogofkaileb06]

Nikko thank you my guy for the laughs i get from watching you

[@codemeister3]

That cabin was in Yellowstone. That river was like 50 feet lower and 50 feet out before that happened.

[@xDandyCadetx]

Yo Nick I'm leaving for the ARMY soon, you are litterally the biggest reason, thank you so much!

[@Scottagious]

Every time Nikko says " x games mode!!!" I bust out laughing

[@jonprodeer6200]

Its so funny how every time he sees water in these videos he’s like”there better be no sharks”😂

[@masonurycki5456]

The car hitting all the other cars had me dying 😂😂😂 n nikkos response made me laugh even harder

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Thanks brother brother for the video and making my day better, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make me laugh, keep sendin it brother brother!!🤘❤😂

[@nikkoortiz]

I got you sniper! What would you do if your swimming in the middle of the ocean and you saw shark coming directly at you? 👀

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

@@nikkoortiz oh damn, I would pray to god that I got a spear gun or something and if not try to punch it and it that wouldn't work then I would probably die from cardiac arrest 🤣

[@jodif8124]

Love the Friday drops and the Sheldon level science on live earlier. ❤

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Needed the drop today!

[@Sassy3825]

I love all the science we’ve been getting lately too!

[@jodif8124]

@@Sassy3825 SassyScience 💕 have a great weekend!

[@pylock]

the houses on river looks like central Alaska they had a river wash out some houses that started 100ft from river in the 50's and the river got wider, many people where upset that the state wouldn't pay to help people move the houses. My father in law stated 75ft from river in 1985 had move hsi cabin twice since then rivers now 35ft from his porch again

[@micc_armybrat2523]

That guy falling down the pole had my neck hurting! OUCH!! 😣😬

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That was hard to watch!

[@nikkoortiz]

For a second there, I was like bro… Is my guy alive?😂

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

3:51 😆 what did he think would happen?

[@hellogoodbye4598]

That bear wanted to learn to drive.

[@nikkoortiz]

They trying to get on X games mode🤣

[@Giggle_5]

Got a house just across the street in Texas right on the Colorado river. The edge is up the the back porch and it’s taken the pool already. I can’t wait to see it take the house in the next flood lol.

[@guilhemjusserand3205]

Love your content brother! Only wish we got longer videos :)

[@Sassy3825]

You know we love when sharks pop up unexpectedly! 😂 sorry for you, happy for us

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Ikr🤣

[@nikkoortiz]

I am so happy you enjoy it🙃…😭😂

[@gennaray]

😂 Nikkos skateboard be sittin in a corner waiting to be loved by him again. Loved the vid today ❤ keep it up daddy

[@lebronjames12427]

Nikko just making this friday better!! keep up the great work

[@nikkoortizshorts]

We need laughs on a Friday! 🙌

[@tornado_man_4078]

Yo lesss go! Love the new vids! Fails might be my fav series!

[@shawnmiller508]

“Goat is a MENACE!”

[@ErraticAim]

Keep it up man! Great content!

[@nikkoortiz]

Thank you so much I appreciate you! What should we react to next time?

[@BigDipper907]

Dude your voice is gona be like u just went to a concert forever 😂

[@Keirfey]

Good tires, gear down in the ice...

[@GlennQuagmire-gm2ei]

The houses were in Montana the ice was melting in the river and it started overflowing

[@PirateNikki]

Was just watching Nikko shorts when I got the notification! Win! 🎉

[@sgtscrapps7341]

win what?

[@nikkoortiz]

Oh, snap! Which short was it?

[@PirateNikki]

@@nikkoortiz the branches with a shot gun 😆

[@SGTSNIPERSCOUT]

That's a SOF goat, he ain't taking no one's shit

[@phantomedits8995]

Love watching your vids man ❤️

[@djthesavage1005]

I love your humor

[@Nikkolive]

Bro what if the pole when in Spider-Man’s eye! 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

Then he would become pirate Man, with a super cool eyepatch!😂

[@ACmeh]

Yes 🤣 I love when shark videos sneak their way in so funny love it

[@nikkoortizshorts]

They are kinda good 😅😂

[@tylerreed8648]

that shark was hungry nikko love you're videos you ROCK

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That shark knew what to do 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

If I was at shark in that situation… I might be hungry too😂 and thank you so much for the support!

[@FTTBFaithfulToTheBay]

The slap meme at 5:10/5:9 had me becoming a squirt gun nose edition!!!!!!🤣😂😁🙂

[@FTTBFaithfulToTheBay]

Nikko please shout me out.

[@j0g0b0nit0]

yoooooooooo wut up NIKKOOOO!! LUV U VODS DUDE!

[@amar_teamo22]

dude the drone in the fire one tbh i thought it was a child falling ☠☠😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KCsFunHouse]

I have a vacation home on an island and the ocean has slowly been eroding the land on the entire street. A couple homes have been a total loss but with climate change who knows for how long.

[@Keirfey]

"Cowgirl up, pansyflower!" 😂

[@devilboldhorn5869]

My day got 300000x better nikko i am sorry but thank you for the sharks man i know you hate them but i love the reactions you have i hope you have a great day man

[@michaelduke3943]

The bear said I’m fin a wip this thang

[@christinfore-lf2od]

That happend to my grandpa but when he fell he landed on his foot and Broke it❤

[@noemicapi9318]

This was funny 😂😂😂 1:48

[@Keirfey]

Sharks terrified me for the longest time. They don't SEE well...

[@terihumphrey6624]

There's a couple people here where I live that have pygmy goats that they've trained just like dogs who go through a doggy door to go outside to go to the bathroom

[@mariedockery1126]

ok i'm out. I'll try to catch ya Monday. Got to get to the PCB!

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Have some fun girl be careful tho lol, see ya on the flippity dippity

[@nikkoortiz]

Have a great weekend, Marie be safe!

[@mariedockery1126]

@@nikkoortiz i'll be driving them drunk azzes around...u know imma fuck wit em

[@Krawberry]

I think that was a nurse shark, that's why there wasnt blood when she was bit. Their teeth are further back than most sharks, and they have to suck in whatever they plan to eat. So her leg never got to the teeth, just got sucked on a little

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yeah never going in the ocean again thanks 😂

[@oVRazberryVo]

You already know the dude climbing that pole had whiplash for months

[@JannyBesmircher]

Saw you playing Hell let loose the other day thats cool that you have your own server!

[@thomynator6002]

Loving the PSR clips ;)

[@jackiecruz816]

We movinnnn

[@p_campbell]

The people I used to house sit for live on a 100' cliff on the lake. The back yard is maybe 3' the there's a tiny fence and a winding stair case going down to the dock. So dumb, a little erosion and that house is gone

[@devildawg1178]

“How did you lose your eye… an egg”. Lol my grandfather was in the 82nd Airborne in the 70’s and knew a guy who was a cook over in Vietnam. He got egg shell in his eye and went to medical to get treated. Got a Purple Heart because the report said “shell fragment in eye”

[@thatoneguy-yu5wx]

Bro you are so goofy and funny. Keep up the good work

[@dakota1570]

3:58 I almost spit out my cereal

[@JaimeeJam]

At work this week I was coming down a scaffold to go investigate an incident and I fell and scraped up my arm and badly bruise my butt! Thankfully no one saw the fall, lol

[@Flamezy27]

1:40 CHILL OUT! He was only taste testing.

[@Equitine]

8:22 "i know whats wrong with it...aint got no gass in it"

[@Kayyy2wild]

My fail dis week is I tripped up stairs then fell down dem and broke my big toe

[@ziamarie]

Where can one get a bulldozer tractor forklift thing? That sounded like something i would call it Nikko 😂

[@sarahamdan1698]

Our house is actually on a mountain😂😂😂😂 but it does have good foundation so as far as i know we'er good😂

[@helicarnel7910]

Niko what's up Brother Love you from Bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

[@Petsimx-zr5gq]

U are the best I look up to u Nikko

[@PicoIsMe]

I only found you cause we got the same name but when i foundyou, you where at 60k now 2 mil is on the way good shit❤

[@Cheeseburger-04]

I love your content you are my favorite youtuber keep doing great things

[@miawillcut3]

lol this video made my day im so happy i watched this today 🤣🤣

[@nikkoortizshorts]

This was deffs needed today 😂

[@alanwlodarczyk4088]

Ayo Nikko heads up, insider business released a new video about army jungle training. I don't know how else to mention it so I went to the newest videos comments

[@Sibleader]

That bird was like.. "is it dead?"😅

[@antoniohoffman3332]

Hey nikko I’m a prior service army 31B who’s currently working to re-enlist in the army as a 35L. Any advice you can give me in advance before my MOS training?

[@pilotcooper9265]

I like how nikko uploads regularly

[@gang_raven]

you know what they say when it comes to sharks, the faster you react, the faster you die

[@213rangercaretaker]

Nikkko I need you in my life rn cause I have a problem in my life😭😭😭

[@Maxwell13462]

With the goat, he was like this #&#$ AND @$#&&#&LIKE#&#$#$

[@spencerpearson1321]

i got written up this week

[@quintonlange5323]

That cat clip with the mouse was a cut clip. Before the bowl was on it. The cats were all staring at it doing nothing at all

[@colehitt610]

That was a petty-bone

[@jefferybracy4201]

I work at a bakery and out cup cakes are 3 dollars a piece. I dropped the dam try that had $39 and I was pissed.

[@ShayyButter]

im here for my weekly nikko laughs

[@VR_Winter]

NIKKO is the best youtuber

[@davide.nartatesnartates5767]

yes yes yes

[@mtbcolorado2981]

My biggest fail was over tightening the bolts on my bikes brakes. They snapped going down a mountain at about 25mph, and I had to bail into some rocks. Bruizes and a dislocated shoulder

[@ghostwarrior1]

My biggest fail this week was having my school bag pull the damn fire alarm during walking to my next class

[@NorthAviation_]

yeah i have a house similar to up, but with no balloons and it flys

[@Neopyric]

6:52 I thought that was a frog ngl

[@Duckmaster678]

Love the vids bro

[@stevecarter2539]

That ship went down faster than Navy at New Year’s party

[@AndyWasThere]

That a nurse shark bro, nothing to worry about :) it has many teeth but none would leave a scratch on humam skin

[@xahlix]

6:12 that dad tho got his food under her head so it wouldnt hit the concrete