Head SMASHED On Concrete

[@nikkoortiz]

***SECRET*** My new limited merch just dropped on wdgaf.us/ Im not promoting it on any of my channels for 72 hours so you MIGHT be able to get something before I sell out!!

[@Blondieee-ke5ez]

Holy Handstands 🤸‍♂️ EVERYBODY RUN the secret is out

[@mariedockery1126]

DO IT! The discounts are awesome!!

[@flower4melissa]

The merch is awesome!! Congrats on the new Menace line!!

[@mariedockery1126]

@@flower4melissai wasn't gonna buy it but i love it!

[@Judokastt]

I still think it's super adorable how Nikko hides when it's water failures, cracks me up everytime.

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Nobody let Nikko get a cat 👀😂

[@flower4melissa]

No! He needs one!!

[@nikkoortiz]

Oh my God I totally forgot. I said that.😂😂😂

[@flower4melissa]

@@nikkoortiz no you didn’t forget it!! You’re secretly trying to tell us that you like cats and want to get one!!

[@Blondieee-ke5ez]

Can you ups a cat 😂🤔

[@flower4melissa]

@@Blondieee-ke5ez maybe DoorDash can stop at Petsmart and pick him up a kitten. 🤔

[@lindaherrick1147]

Love that Nikko talks about tiptoeing on wet surfaces so as to not fall but is also the same guy who falls going upstairs 😂 also I’d love to skydive one day but these repeated fails for skydivers aren’t very encouraging lmao

[@nikkoortiz]

Linda, don’t let these videos scare you just make sure you’re on the lookout for people flying out to 200 mph in the air😂😂

[@lindaherrick1147]

@@nikkoortiz thank you for that sage advice 😂 I’ve got all the confidence in the world now

[@nikkoortiz]

If you had to have one of these happen to you, which would you pick?

[@nikkoortizshorts]

I think I pick golf guy 😅

[@DANISHINFANTRY]

All

[@XinruiRye]

Just got back from school to see this absolute banger ❤ keep it up Nikko

[@flower4melissa]

That’s a good question! 🤔

[@KingBatrian]

When I grow up I will become a marine truly not joking ( hope you notice me 😢)

[@Blondieee-ke5ez]

People having a bad day + Nikko reacting = bestest day for us ❤ makes me wanna do handstands 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

Lmfao handstands of death let’s gooo! 😈🤣

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Exactly 😂

[@Gavin62454]

Ikr

[@amandadelrio7113]

Blonders! 🤗

[@Blondieee-ke5ez]

@@amandadelrio7113 AMANDA 🖤🖤

[@MeanFemaleDevilDog]

Thanks!

[@nikkoortiz]

I appreciate you devil! You gonna be on kick tonight?

[@MeanFemaleDevilDog]

@@nikkoortiz gonna try depends on my schedule here in Connecticut. My company’s in Vegas so I sometimes go by their hours. No kickboxing tonight

[@MeanFemaleDevilDog]

@@nikkoortiz shit not sure if my reply went through but I’ll try to hop on.

[@Nikkolive]

The sky diving HEADBUT sent me I was like Omg you must be the luckiest man 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

I was like DAYUM why did he just spear his friend in the face 😂😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That was insane 😅

[@flower4melissa]

Nikko, you make me laugh! It’s so hard to pick the best bad fail. There’s too many good ones! Some people are really lucky to be ok!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

They really are 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

That’s what I’m saying, Melissa! I would’ve been down for the count, but they just get up right away!?

[@BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz]

That’s gonna hurt in the morning lol 😂😂

[@amandadelrio7113]

My favorite replies on replies yo! Love you boss! Yo giggles crack me up

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That man’s face 💀

[@amandadelrio7113]

@@nikkoortizshorts triple threat reply....I am a happy bish Raider Nation baby

[@nikkoortiz]

In the morning they gonna wake up in the hospital 😂

[@amandadelrio7113]

@@nikkoortiz bro...😆

[@frankwoods6489]

That Guy When He Ran Into The Pole Was Pretty Funny 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That was pretty good 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

This man was running full speed. I don’t know how he didn’t knock himself out?

[@thelofiguy6050]

I’ve had a rather stressful day today but seeing an upload from Nikko always makes me smile. Thanks for the laughs as always, Nikko. You’re awesome and you’ve quickly become my favorite KZbinr.

[@alexajimenez5076]

No matter what Nikko is there for u he will make u laugh bro we love u and appreciate you so much bro be safe 🙏❤❤

[@medicgaming8604]

Thank you for your service.

[@nikkoortiz]

Thank you for your support!

[@krystalherv]

Lol Mr Editor and his subtle we can tell comment on the haircut 😂 we love your hair!

[@guadalupeibarra5657]

The booty eating cat attack had me dying! Also my mom said you cuss to much but she still enjoyed the video 🫶🏼 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

Tell your mom, I said… fuck that’s my bad 😂

[@mariedockery1126]

My team and I LOVE this!! Thx!❤

[@sgtscrapps7341]

YES we sho' do!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Love it!

[@nikkoortiz]

Ask them what I should react to next?!

[@mariedockery1126]

@@nikkoortiz will do! but being mostly vets they like military fails!

[@FloridaGuy90000]

WHATSUP NIKKO! ANOTHER VID FROM YOU MEANS ANOTHER GREAT DAY!

[@Dunny727]

NIKKO i was watching this in class and omg the cats ganging up got me a detention for laughing to much than i had to explain why i was laughing.

[@futurelaweo]

Nikko never fails to make me laugh, my fav video was when he was trying foreign candys, I was dying laughing. Thank you Nikko for your awesome videos !!!

[@Probably_Ethan_]

Nikos commentary is fuckin gold😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

It’s pretty hilarious 😂

[@nikkoortiz]

I mean Ethan I just got to see what come straight to my head right lol🤣

[@Probably_Ethan_]

@@nikkoortiz Right! Thank for responding too!

[@anjonaievans6307]

"NAH HELL NO, THAT ICE WENT KERSHUUU BRO.. " I'm literally fucking dead!!! 😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@Gavin62454]

Imagine sitting in your room and a whole ass truck lands right outside your window

[@nikkoortiz]

First, I’m a be like ain’t no fucking way then I’ll be like oh my god my neck, my back my eyes😂😂😂💸

[@FishGuyCharlie]

9:38 believe it or not that’s how you’re supposed to hold a fish

[@msgoblue71]

Common sense, does it exist? I am thinking no. Love all the content, reactions, and Mr Editor. ❤

[@nikkoortiz]

I don’t know I think only 50% of the population may be born with common sense now lol

[@msgoblue71]

@@nikkoortiz facts!

[@mrmilitary3747]

Keep doing what you love Nikko don't let anyone's words stop you, I love your energy, it's hype and funny and just really dope keep doing what you love, like I said don't let anyone's words stop you from doing what you love, and that goes for everyone, chase your dreams, and GO ARMY, army be the best

[@amberhelbach]

My guy! Great timing!❤

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Timing is on point today it seems ⏰

[@nikkoortiz]

Thanks Amber! What do you think of the video?

[@amberhelbach]

@@nikkoortiz I think it was funny. But your reactions make it hilarious 😂

[@davidstheroy]

This video and the livestream earlier are the pure chaos I needed today 😂😂😂

[@MsBritanie73]

You are immensely empathic Nikko.

[@nikkoortiz]

Really?! I though I was heartless 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@MsBritanie73]

@@nikkoortiz Exact opposite. That's why you get socially anxious and are super comfortable home alone. You get overwhelmed by other people's emotions. Esp those ppl you really care about. Can't help it. I haven't figured out how to manage mine properly. Let you know when I do. 🤣😆🤣

[@wobbly30]

I live for this content man always makes me feel better ❤😂

[@xXTheZ3nGODXx]

At 0:38 second's he said "she wants next day davivery?" "early arrival B we will even install it for you." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xwinter__riderx9155]

These are painful and scary 🤯😵

[@tornado_man_4078]

Less go! I can’t wait to watch these fails!!

[@nikkoortiz]

What was the best fail?

[@tornado_man_4078]

It definitely is the one where the truck was on a roof lol

[@mariedockery1126]

Halleleujerrr!! Let's Goooooooo! I said I wouldn't but you had purple hoodies in your shop..and i hadda have one...and a shirt...lol

[@sgtscrapps7341]

ohhhh you didn't! lol

[@nikkoortiz]

I appreciate you Marie!! Thank you so much!

[@mariedockery1126]

@@nikkoortiz yea...couldn't resist the purple menace....

[@kimikiwi2293]

Lol Marie you are "The Purple Menace"

[@mariedockery1126]

@@kimikiwi2293 yea i know...

[@a_lifelesslie]

Thanks for the upload Nikko! Ive had a tough week and this made it better. My luck is pretty bad. 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Mine is so bad. What’s the worst bad luck moment you have had? 😅

[@nikkoortiz]

I gotchu Allie! It’s a new day don’t worry we just gotta send it 😎

[@skullcrusher171h8]

Cudos to the house for withstanding a truck on the roof! Well made

[@jasb854]

Nikko your energy is so contagious 😂 i may or may not have started to reflect that crackhead energy a bit haha you're the best !! Also, congrats on dropping the Menace line, its looking fire 🔥

[@nikkoortiz]

JAS! Thank you so much! And solid use that energy I got you!

[@krystalherv]

I am so lucky my embarrassing bad luck moment never made it on video lol phones and walking don’t mix. Totally tripped walking up a curb to the sidewalk, fell flat with my shoes and phone flying in all different directions. Learned my lesson 😂😂 and no witnesses to add insult to injury.

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

“Hey bro, what happened to your cat?” Me: “haha so how was your day today?”😂😂

[@Conorkinsella]

2:05 I swear to god Nikko should be a comedian he so funny

[@unclecrown]

I hope no one has said this yet, but Nikko is a lot like that undiagnosed ADHD friend from highschool back in the early 2000s. Makes me miss that dude.

[@MrWakapakalypse]

Ey homie, that's how it be driving an empty trailer. I switched to flatbed bout a year ago and that's one thing I don't miss.

[@VR_Winter]

I f-ing love you Nikko I love that you share all this funny and scary stuff with us❤

[@kubazukowsky]

Mate, my bad luck is EPIC. From all the people you know I am most lil kely to have a plane crach BUT at the same time I am 100% surviving this. This is prooven time and time again :D

[@Karnage_gg]

Homeboy parked on the yaxis 💀

[@carolinavasquez9597]

2:45

[@CutsfireYT]

HEY NIKO! Keep up your great content. No really don't stop man no matter what people say your content is amazing and funny 😂. Keep it up man!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

I have a feeling Nikko will not let anyone make him stop 😎

[@nikkoortiz]

Aye yo….what the people sayin👁👄👁 lol jk thank you!

[@tavontayehogshooter7683]

I feel bad for all the bleeping his editor does lmao😂😂

[@Chewieeee]

Bruh yo channel makes my days

[@sgamel9559]

The ice falling when the door shut had me DYINGGGG

[@OvelNick]

1:01 Bro survives 6 deployments only to get home to be merked by his old lady.

[@helicarnel7910]

NIKOOOOOOOOO what's up brother Love you from Bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦

[@nikkoortiz]

HELIC! What do you think was the most painful fail?

[@helicarnel7910]

when the tree fell on the grandpa🌲🌲🌲👴👴👴

[@Vlast_Skull]

Can't get bored on a new video 😂😅

[@nikkoortiz]

Nope? That’s why I gotta make one every other day🙃

[@bloosif]

Nikko please do a video on the Navy Seabees, All Hands Magazine made a great video on them. I love your videos bro keep it up ❤❤

[@nikkoortiz]

Is that the videos called on KZbin?

[@bloosif]

@@nikkoortiz yeah bro it’s called Life as a Seabee by All Hands Magazine!

[@lukazdog4284]

The last one💀

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make the worst day better keep sendin it and the fantastic work ❤😂🤘

[@nikkoortiz]

Sniper!!! Goin to kick tonight?!

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

@@nikkoortiz hell yeah brother brother 🤘❤️

[@Cynthia.B_87]

So far, every big truck I've seen in these fail vids have been rentals, which is way worse! Penske (the one that drove into a ditch and ended up on the houses roof) and Ryder. They're literally just like U-Haul so that just makes it much more hilarious 😆🤣

[@mrmilitary3747]

@nikko I love your videos and what you are doing with them, I love your content, I've been watching your videos since the beginning, love it Nikko, you always make my day somehow

[@dcsmith111]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HES GOT CHAINSAAAAAAAAAAAW! My reaction when people are on the ladder cutting under the branches toward their face... hahah

[@Cyber-Coffee]

That penguin cut away slayed me

[@TheAmericanNostalgist]

"He orchestrated it ! "Everyone always saying," Oh no, it couldn't be jimmy!" Slippin jimmy

[@MichaelDavis-vt6ym]

'Ion even know how you do dat' mans funny asf glad i found you.

[@cryptoland972]

Dude the super troopers “enhance” park is hysterical.

[@SwornVori]

6:11 nahh that some british outfit

[@Deki_Srpska]

Yo nikko can you share some military stories possibly?

[@nikkoortiz]

Yeah, jump on over to KICK or Nikko live on KZbin we tell stories all day!

[@Deki_Srpska]

@@nikkoortiz nice and thanks for the laugh man

[@sjsj4741]

Your luck can’t be that bad. You made it back from over seas alive lol

[@ROUSH-01]

Best reaction/gaming channel to ever surface👑

[@nikkoortiz]

Thank you, hyping me up! But if you can only follow one, which would it be?

[@ROUSH-01]

@@nikkoortiz I don’t think anyone comes close to your channel nikko

[@Cynthia.B_87]

10:12 "Thats like a fkn serial killer child laugh"😂

[@bendable9]

This is the reason i do instantly sleep when I get home 😂

[@Walle-rn6cy]

Honestly love your content. This shit funny af.

[@DynamiteMan1]

Bro that girl at the end had me dead 💀💀💀

[@nikkoortiz]

Idk how these people go about their days they wild 😂😂

[@-Lawrence_Prodz-]

We got skate boarders eating shit got me laughing legit 2 seconds in the video “legend says it was true” love you nikko ❤

[@nikkoortiz]

Lol glad I can make y’all laugh! Haha what was the worst fail?!

[@-Lawrence_Prodz-]

@@nikkoortiz the one where a man was walking up a ramp and absolutely just smacked

[@hackbot8971]

Me when i see ocean : maybe a fish Nikko : shark 🦈

[@Acts238-t4t]

Yessir black Air Force energy saw the live today

[@nikkoortiz]

LETS GOOOOOOOO you gonna be on kick tonight?

[@Acts238-t4t]

@@nikkoortiz bet imma try to be there i got a meeting tonight

[@haparal]

Me thinking trucks flipping over is only in fast and furious. I was wrong😅

[@haparal]

Oh also my worst fail this week is i went fishing and the string broke in half and i lost the fish i was getting 😢

[@nikkoortiz]

We later found out the driver was Dominic toretto

[@Cool_mAn4627]

When nikko uploads a video 🎉🎉

[@PamStanton-ck9lj]

I’m so excited

[@nikkoortiz]

Did the Contant disappoint or is it worth it?

[@ardyvv]

nikko for your next ground branch loadout video could you possibly try and make blackwater pmc? thanks

[@evanheick1740]

Nikko will you do a military fails please

[@mister_m0nkey]

0:40 you cant park there

[@kerrymcgee8754]

😂

[@mikedicewrites]

When it comes to being lucky, if I'm trying to actually achieve something, its crap. If I'm not, its 10/10😂

[@Bell_..]

Let’s go parachuting they said, it will be fun they said.

[@nikkoortiz]

What could happen falling thousands of feet in the air?😂

[@sgtscrapps7341]

the wheelbarrow.....omg!

[@nikkoortiz]

Congratulations…you played ya self 😂😂

[@sgtscrapps7341]

@@nikkoortiz yep

[@StickTonYT]

“That’s not gonna work “step” bro!”🙃

[@Arthurspendragon]

Parenting 101: Don't laugh and record your child eating tampons, take the tampons away from the child and teach them to never do it again.

[@BradleyArndt-yu6io]

The balloon hit strait on the mouth to.😂

[@tanktmnt2326]

Would wanna see Nikko explore something abandoned and “haunted”

[@thezombieking8133]

I love when nikko smashes me into the concrete

[@garysuarez9614]

My luck is bad but my plans tend to reduce stupid.

[@nikkoortiz]

I am far too stupid to understand what you just said😭🥹

[@garysuarez9614]

@@nikkoortiz ra....ra ra ra!

[@CallsignPanther]

Love watching your reactions Nikko they make me die every time 😂

[@caedynparks3871]

This is gold😂😂

[@Sigamole]

Half way to 2M!!!

[@fredopasta8325]

Awr my dude. Love from SA. Your videos always been sick. Miss the military😂❤ 🇿🇦

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Ayyyyy love SA ❤

[@nikkoortiz]

Let’s gooooooooo SA my second home 🫡

[@codee4447]

The guy that head butted sky diving imagine they got concussions and where even more dizzy mid air 💀

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Hopefully he doesn’t wake up till he’s on the ground 😅

[@nikkoortiz]

That dude is honestly so lucky the other jumpers we were to back him up. If no one was there, he would’ve been Dunzo!

[@bfhfbjrbfs7174]

9:00 it’s giving flying knee a howl different meaning

[@josepena1675]

0:43 you can’t park there bro 😂

[@jenthebubble1914]

Destination f*cked 😂😂😂

[@Kevxmed]

Ahhh Nikko, I LOVE you 😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@crimsonforest709]

4:48 Nikko every Tuesday night

[@m2hmghb]

My luck is so bad I've had lyme disease 3-5 times as well as babesiosis. I've been disabled since 15 because I've never tested positive for lyme disease - so it had 3 years to rip into my body before treatment.

[@vexifyslayz]

Love the vids❤

[@nikkoortiz]

Thanks frosty! What reactions should we do more often?

[@Tony-zp8xn]

Clearly, the little girl at the end misheard "tide pod challenge." 😂

[@rachelpaton]

And I thought falling up the stairs is the worst thing 🤣🤣

[@nikkoortiz]

Compared to getting head butted while skydiving… Nope😂