Funniest Military Fails... Part 18

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Nikko Ortiz

Nikko Ortiz

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@freemanbam
@freemanbam 3 ай бұрын
Oil up when you reach 4 mil subs Nikko😊
@Mikecetti
@Mikecetti 3 ай бұрын
Bruh
@DonutVIP
@DonutVIP 3 ай бұрын
Diddy approve
@SkiingGamer961
@SkiingGamer961 3 ай бұрын
you know he will 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Quackbang420
@Quackbang420 3 ай бұрын
Diddy got a phone In jail?
@freemanbam
@freemanbam 3 ай бұрын
@@Quackbang420 yes
@Yuukichan1888
@Yuukichan1888 3 ай бұрын
Pole dancing with the branches
@argentstorm4264
@argentstorm4264 3 ай бұрын
Nikko always putting out some banger content for me to watch after work. I appreciate it man!
@riding_steezy_breezy
@riding_steezy_breezy 3 ай бұрын
Diddy party
@Tys_67
@Tys_67 3 ай бұрын
Nah 💀
@crakkbone
@crakkbone 3 ай бұрын
Can I come?
@chriswaring3783
@chriswaring3783 3 ай бұрын
Not gay enough!!!!
@JaidenBass-r6p
@JaidenBass-r6p 3 ай бұрын
Diddy after party
@TripleShotx3
@TripleShotx3 3 ай бұрын
Let me in
@HoneyBeeCrafts
@HoneyBeeCrafts 3 ай бұрын
3:38 SPOOKY BOO. IM IN YOUR BOO CREW. I fkkn love her, she’s so dang funny. Love you Celina!
@Tagiau
@Tagiau 3 ай бұрын
I made a bow in 4th grade for a project. The teacher let me bring it in thinking it wouldn't be capable. I'd say it was about as good as a 15lbs kids recurve.
@CMZballofficial_15EAGLE
@CMZballofficial_15EAGLE 3 ай бұрын
1:54 Find Stick, make weapon. That’s a Army Moment if I’ve ever seen one
@sgtmudflaps7942
@sgtmudflaps7942 3 ай бұрын
Had a Medic that used to say "I bury my mistakes." 0 confidence with his on patrol
@beckyowens2586
@beckyowens2586 3 ай бұрын
Selinaspookyboo is 100% a goblin. She would probably love that they memed her video like that.
@Chesterfield.Esquire98
@Chesterfield.Esquire98 3 ай бұрын
What clip?
@VixLeu
@VixLeu 3 ай бұрын
@@Chesterfield.Esquire98 3:36
@beckyowens2586
@beckyowens2586 3 ай бұрын
@@Chesterfield.Esquire98 The one where the chick literally said she was a goblin.
@rh6950
@rh6950 3 ай бұрын
She really is funny AF.
@kristinwojtowich8902
@kristinwojtowich8902 3 ай бұрын
​@@rh6950omg ikr? She's my absolute favorite...and probably did fart 😂
@Pierce-lz7kv
@Pierce-lz7kv 3 ай бұрын
Yeah that last girls injuries were definitely service related! That one's definitely going in the weekend debrief
@illibrium4590
@illibrium4590 3 ай бұрын
4:01 Frankly Celina might have, in fact, added a fart ...
@kristinwojtowich8902
@kristinwojtowich8902 3 ай бұрын
Oh you KNOW she did 😂😂😂
@Shieldmaiden28
@Shieldmaiden28 2 ай бұрын
This was also going to be my response. 😂
@ajesse78
@ajesse78 3 ай бұрын
While I was going through MCT at New River, we had two girls from my group get lost in the swamps during night land nav. They actually brought in the dogs to help find them. They were both found the next day alive and well. Just tired, hungry and probably embarrassed
@gameon8323
@gameon8323 3 ай бұрын
5:53 One fart and bros heart is gonna stop.
@rexmcvoy
@rexmcvoy 3 ай бұрын
Medic as my Driver and me being Infantry im the .50 cal gunner. Well, one day having to rush to the ECP and going threw we hit a huge crater from an IED. So, lets just say .50 cal swung up hit me under the jaw and the face and i was briefly knocked out. Best thing ever to say to him at that moment was telling him now we know who hast to patch me up!
@TheMichaelStott
@TheMichaelStott 3 ай бұрын
Aussie Vet here: When I was a grunt I liked it when the medic would practice giving saline bags on saturday mornings 😜 When I corps transferred and became a medic I realised how hard it was to bag someone when you're just as hung over as they were 😉
@michaelcalvillo328
@michaelcalvillo328 3 ай бұрын
Early GWOT was wild, joined back in 2006. Funniest days is it wasn’t recorded. 😂 I got rejected because I broke a few laws.. that’s not important, we put in work. 2009 deployment to kunar
@jonathancross1941
@jonathancross1941 3 ай бұрын
As infantry, our favorite thing was to always have "NPA training" for the new people or for birthdays and force them to do it to be "certified" lol
@MikeJohnston-u2g
@MikeJohnston-u2g 3 ай бұрын
7:05 Mesquite DFAC at Lackland
@MrSchism
@MrSchism 3 ай бұрын
"When your life is actually in danger and you're just actually able to go *sniff* ha ha!" Yeah. I live in Southwest Florida. The wind is making logs into bullets for the second time in the past 30 days.
@jordancambridge4106
@jordancambridge4106 3 ай бұрын
Military Buddy Zipping Pants Up Whispering: That is not rain.
@jayhawkgaming480
@jayhawkgaming480 3 ай бұрын
9:53 he's really NOT wrong
@Pay-No-Mind
@Pay-No-Mind 2 ай бұрын
@9:20 - Get the fuck away from the door! Homie got a death wish, I'd be cadet crawling back to the head, fuck that noise! 😂
@williamlykins
@williamlykins 3 ай бұрын
Your videos always seem to make my day thank you❤
@b0dgerking298
@b0dgerking298 2 ай бұрын
Goblins and wookies had me rolling i was laughing too f*****g hard
@murdahornet8464
@murdahornet8464 3 ай бұрын
hi nikko, i love the military contnet, please do more!
@Adams13825
@Adams13825 3 ай бұрын
Nikko was 100% looking at her hair…
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 3 ай бұрын
Love your videos. Watched with stream today
@ianaster1104
@ianaster1104 3 ай бұрын
yo i’m addicted to ur videos, depression - CURED
@princeryan3282
@princeryan3282 3 ай бұрын
9:09 no joke this was literally me in basic and best believe I ran right back upstairs
@mslucindaferr
@mslucindaferr 3 ай бұрын
Like #4,400, been subscribed & commenting to support the channel.
@theaveragegamerno1589
@theaveragegamerno1589 3 ай бұрын
Dude talks about my night life like its his ptsd😂
@Allias_TheToon
@Allias_TheToon 3 ай бұрын
The tens unit in the forehead and mandibles is somewhere I've been ... And I haven't even served 😭😂 Dude saw lightning and nearly broke his teeth
@Catengine-e4f
@Catengine-e4f 3 ай бұрын
0:08 erm sir you need your airparking license.(Niko plz respond or i will ship you in a tuna container to caseoh)"no offence"
@jessebell1930
@jessebell1930 3 ай бұрын
Pole dancing in a chopper?😂😂😂😂
@leonardomolina7109
@leonardomolina7109 3 ай бұрын
Bruh I can’t wait for the memories to make going in very damn soon
@TheCorruptionKing
@TheCorruptionKing 3 ай бұрын
5:20 Minding my business chilling in the marine barracks as a navy corpsman. Marine knocks on my door, Can you look at my ass? Who are you? I'm not YOUR doc. Sure I'll look but why? And what am I looking for? .... he busted his ass stitches bc he had ingrown hairs from sitting on his ass too much
@SpentShel
@SpentShel 3 ай бұрын
4:43 why you gotta go at Donut like that
@tezz2747
@tezz2747 3 ай бұрын
I can’t believe after all this time that Nikko is the Bay Harbor Butcher
@Thefisherfellow
@Thefisherfellow 3 ай бұрын
Collab wit diddy and get oiled up and pole dance 😂
@miloearl
@miloearl 3 ай бұрын
Nikko, love your videos always funny as hell.
@bretsubotnik1777
@bretsubotnik1777 3 ай бұрын
Made a bow in Okinawa, the trick was using leaves for fletch
@kimplpnoklahoma9660
@kimplpnoklahoma9660 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 So I’m listening to you and watching the video when I had to pause it because all have are my grandkids in the backyard playing on the tire swing and she is just pissed that she can’t take meds and someone tried to dose her. My best friend that happened and his friend told him to get back. And my son has to fix all the shit she breaks. Lol
@Jaiden137
@Jaiden137 3 ай бұрын
The medic was not in good terms with me 😂
@sgt.mcgriddle22
@sgt.mcgriddle22 3 ай бұрын
Lmaooo that's my boy Vash at 2:07
@Foxyofficial-45
@Foxyofficial-45 3 ай бұрын
7:35 best video in this video fr
@ThePenguinMann
@ThePenguinMann 3 ай бұрын
When life sucks the best way to deal with it is to laugh with the bois.
@harald7309
@harald7309 3 ай бұрын
NO WAY BRO FUCK 2:43 man I was so focused on the hair shit im gay I cant deny it now
@kristinwojtowich8902
@kristinwojtowich8902 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bro that ass was the FIRST thing my eyes locked in on 😅 But hey, if you are gay, that's cool. Or maybe you're not, and just care about hair...which is also cool. 🤙
@Owen-y3x
@Owen-y3x 3 ай бұрын
love you nikko such an inspiration to me
@Jdrf73
@Jdrf73 3 ай бұрын
Nikko secretly watches my little pony whil wrapped in a SpongeBob blanket eating dino knuggets and drinking chocolate milk 😂😂
@trinibadcoffee173
@trinibadcoffee173 3 ай бұрын
my fav youtuber 😎😎😎
@HyperCrimson777
@HyperCrimson777 3 ай бұрын
3:07 nothing but blow after blow no blocking so stepping back nothin.
@TristanCalvez-ox7cz
@TristanCalvez-ox7cz 3 ай бұрын
Hey Nikko I'm a huge fan and I like your humor but could you do a cod reaction video.
@connormyers0619
@connormyers0619 3 ай бұрын
You inspire me so much I love your vids and I want to join the army to ❤❤❤ I am a new subscriber
@Curious_Quest
@Curious_Quest 3 ай бұрын
I'm currently stationed at Fort Johnson Louisiana, pray for me Nikko 6:03
@AgostinhoDomingosJr
@AgostinhoDomingosJr 3 ай бұрын
I love your videos
@chancehill6188
@chancehill6188 3 ай бұрын
Marines and Army be pulling on the Space force girls
@FunnyFungi-dm7km
@FunnyFungi-dm7km 3 ай бұрын
8 back surgeries. Thanks Army.
@AvargeCactus
@AvargeCactus 3 ай бұрын
don't at me like that niko
@somedrunkdude6804
@somedrunkdude6804 3 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA I work on the road, and my wife bought me those underwear for when I travel. She only bought 1 pair as a joke, and they don't fit, but funny AF.
@IbraNNB7
@IbraNNB7 3 ай бұрын
congrats for you 3 million subs
@TreyTurner-bj6ln
@TreyTurner-bj6ln 3 ай бұрын
“You can’t park there “
@walkerfresh3541
@walkerfresh3541 3 ай бұрын
4:44 josh!!!!
@kristinwojtowich8902
@kristinwojtowich8902 3 ай бұрын
Bro i cant believe (but also kinda can) that someone used a Celinaspookyboo clip for the military 🤣🤣🤣 And she probably did fart, ngl.
@sfox09
@sfox09 3 ай бұрын
1:20 are we skipping over its a TRIPLE BARREL!!!
@lukehallewell9314
@lukehallewell9314 3 ай бұрын
FIELDCRAFT! 😂😂
@Cole-qb1hu
@Cole-qb1hu 3 ай бұрын
I have a question Nikko do you have to parachute while on basic training?
@vincentbevilacqua1507
@vincentbevilacqua1507 3 ай бұрын
Medical parties are the best. They hook you up with an IV when you pass out
@Adclif
@Adclif 3 ай бұрын
Air Force medic, 9.5 females for everyone 1 male.
@sorix587
@sorix587 3 ай бұрын
yooooooo 1 hour in hi nikko!!!
@sdorrans
@sdorrans 3 ай бұрын
that missle lick ...... i cant breathe😅😆
@Leolost12696
@Leolost12696 3 ай бұрын
Was a whole ass plane
@SkyAR15
@SkyAR15 3 ай бұрын
Funny enough the guy swinging around out the helicopter is my buddy Jacob 😂🤣 that happened like a year ago 🤣
@Mrpepper1234
@Mrpepper1234 2 ай бұрын
Nikko have you ever used night vision goggles?
@briancalapini3566
@briancalapini3566 3 ай бұрын
Love your videos Nikko!!
@ineedmoney4614
@ineedmoney4614 3 ай бұрын
And it’s the neck crack for me.. yes we yell talk
@Carolinewindersss13
@Carolinewindersss13 3 ай бұрын
Hey niko and hey y’all how has y’all Monday been ?
@megaldon_sean
@megaldon_sean 3 ай бұрын
1:20 its tasty sometimes and good in iron
@Spyder.__.gr0up
@Spyder.__.gr0up 3 ай бұрын
W Nikko ✅✅✅ valid
@tassyrawr
@tassyrawr 3 ай бұрын
Yay a video. Thank you ❤❤
@dustincampbell9689
@dustincampbell9689 3 ай бұрын
I think night land nav is only comfortable to us native born to Louisiana. The Rugaru is real. lol
@matthewperdun9312
@matthewperdun9312 3 ай бұрын
@5:09 I unfortunately did this exact same thing, it fucking HURTS, don't do it, but you do get to see some cool flashy things
@codytemple1
@codytemple1 3 ай бұрын
The land nav at night in Louisiana hit home
@danthebikemandan
@danthebikemandan 3 ай бұрын
Marine corps still did boxing during the crucible last time i knew
@dustybrowning148
@dustybrowning148 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@Nrantleylows
@Nrantleylows 3 ай бұрын
Nikko can you make more combat videos
@lee-mf9ko
@lee-mf9ko 3 ай бұрын
Night land nav is all fun and games, until it suddenly goes dead quiet 🤫😱😱
@haloman9651
@haloman9651 3 ай бұрын
Ain't no way I just saw Lackland AFB with that stupid gnome stuff 😂, bro that's the chow hall by the MA school
@CommonWUsername
@CommonWUsername 2 ай бұрын
Inwonder what the military backpacks weigh lol, in the Netherlands i think 36 for VEVA and 40kg for military lol they aint that heavy just takes time getting used to them😂
@r.b.rozier9692
@r.b.rozier9692 3 ай бұрын
Space Force broads got me wanting an Article 83!
@blueblue9606
@blueblue9606 3 ай бұрын
yo nikko, make a vid on cap
@Rouedebycicle
@Rouedebycicle 3 ай бұрын
Nikko I have a question for you: What boot do you recommend me in the military? I am in the Canadian Armed force
@Rouedebycicle
@Rouedebycicle 3 ай бұрын
Thank you in advance
@De414Work
@De414Work 3 ай бұрын
Hi Nikko
@carlacollins4551
@carlacollins4551 3 ай бұрын
niko do a bradon style gun meme review
@LoganEvans-ck5ut
@LoganEvans-ck5ut 3 ай бұрын
The video @ 7:09 is at JBSA Lackland 🤣 saw this video get made.
@Itsmedicinal
@Itsmedicinal 3 ай бұрын
1:12 true
@thomaslovett6068
@thomaslovett6068 3 ай бұрын
7:04 thats definitely lackland where the navy MA's train. Air Force and Navy plus that Camelback oh yeah this is lackland Air Force Base
@Boog-alicious
@Boog-alicious 3 ай бұрын
@YourNarrator as an ex cav scout...is the one at 6:00 true
@JaydenDixon-qg5ko
@JaydenDixon-qg5ko 3 ай бұрын
Hi Nikko I love your videos you always make us laugh 😂
@ozelotsoffunT-jz2rt
@ozelotsoffunT-jz2rt 3 ай бұрын
Thinking about joining but i was wondering what your average salary was when you were in the army?
@Butter-l3w
@Butter-l3w 3 ай бұрын
Butter 👍
@bolo_wingman2010
@bolo_wingman2010 3 ай бұрын
in ready or not can you try to do the danish swat team loadout
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