Military TikTok Fails... Part 14

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse…

[@BrianDamages420]

Wrong

[@TributesCarlson-im4be]

It can always get worse Nikko lol.

[@Nate_1271]

Nikko can you do a airsoft video on airsoft snipers like kickingmustang

[@Gravesyard78]

it will always get worse

[@thegamingshiba]

nikko i dare you to play arma 3 antistasi

[@noobpowerXD3900]

“BRO GOT NERFED BY THE AIRFORCE!!!”

[@gordoxium]

I laughed and farted at the same time fr fr

[@HazyJester]

I was gonna say 😆 🤣

[@Killinza89]

As an airman... I almost died from laughing so hard

[@okitraz2008]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSleepSteward]

"BUT YOU'RE BLACK!" 😭😂

[@Cookie-oj6oq]

Dude gets nailed by the car. "Your injures are not service related" 🤕

[@glfagle-grindle7754]

" he's Vietnamese I figured it out guys!" 😂

[@fadedxwilson947]

CO1 - "He folded the bubble wrap" CO2 - "Folded the bubble wrap.." 🤣

[@m4wnstah]

The genuine shock is hilarious

[@gr0mit948]

I'm not military but i've heard that in shops i worked at, i know what that relationship is and no one likes them.

[@iLikeToast201]

The way Nikko responded to that chinook and boat had my dying 😂

[@rogerelzenga4465]

That shit was FUCKING HAAAAAAWT! :P now those are recruiting vids :D

[@Bolonyman]

"That's not a fail. "That's a cum!"☠️

[@Boi-g5q]

Same

[@steffaniereynolds-bo4rc]

I want someone to be as excited to see me as Niko was to see his buddy promote to First Sergeant. Also a good reminder to text your buddy you served with.

[@msgoblue71]

Love the Nikko Naruto run!💙

[@nikkoortiz]

😂 it just never fails

[@TannerInge]

Can you go live

[@TannerInge]

@@nikkoortizcan you go live

[@buenapilapil5513]

​@@TannerIngegonna have to see him on Twitch, cause I guess his lives are too spicy for KZbin

[@SergioBecerraII]

The one with the 2 marines in the porta potty was the funniest! 🤣

[@3008-jx8rh]

he just landed on the free way like that damn

[@ginnygoble8600]

It would have been hilarious if he asked for a ride

[@sabinal17]

10:02 “the red” by Chevelle 👏🏾👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏽

[@jimrustle643]

@10:00 everyone think they gangsta until they see the chinook landing in the water to scoop up the SEAL homies pullin up hot

[@nikkoortiz]

My nipples went crazy

[@jimrustle643]

@@nikkoortiz sheeeeeeiiiiiitttt, I had a half chubby bro 😂

[@mutdfil7485]

Those are greek special forces, my guy.. there's is a greek flag on the chinook

[@LukeBourgeois-v6w]

Cum

[@carmenburton4918]

Tbf, there's nothing hotter than someone doing their job effectively, efficiently, competently, confidently, and making it look smooth AF.. damn.. all got me hot and bothered...that was most definitely HAWT. and badass

[@franklinmcpro168]

Nikko - Are we desperate? Me- yes.

[@tylerb1102]

If the female with her hands in her pockets was in the navy then it would’ve been fine. In February the navy lifted the rule against hands in pockets.

[@alexandergordy7324]

Yo! The "those are dead children don't just be beating them up" on God I can't breath niko dog you wild AF😂

[@christinfore-lf2od]

“ he’s black .. better than a normal human being” had me dead😂😂

[@Knochenbrecher-2-3-42]

4:13 We were in the trees watching you

[@WhiskeyAct]

0:20 the worst part is I know her and her husband

[@gregsmithepic99]

WHHHAAATTTTTJFYNFHNFHNFGN?!?!?!?!

[@Greeenja007]

OH HELL NO

[@Homespun19]

Really? Tell me now

[@Homespun19]

​​@@Greeenja007 aye you got kiggy pfp

[@noellealdi881]

They’re both weird asf for that

[@haidynnwhittenberger8313]

4:23 went to basic training with Smith at fort Leonard Wood 😂 bro got smoked a few weeks in by 1sgt for posting a tic tok during phone time

[@rachelpaton]

😂😂 those Hozier lyrics 😂 I crawl home to her! As fan I still don't understand his song but I just vibe

[@paxtonhallphoto]

blud doesn't know his pronouns🤣that's some real shit right there

[@stored6380]

HES NOT A MARINE HES A SPITTER😭

[@brandinherbert8591]

Hey Nikko if you get around to reading this love the videos. Also as someone who’s in the navy I’d love to see your reaction to the new NAVADMIN 031/24.

[@Apocalyptic_Crusader]

Bro got nerfed by the Air Focre Nikko - 2024

[@SWAFanPilot]

Hell yeah!! I was just wanting another one! How do you always know when I need another video?!

[@nikkoortiz]

I sense it 👽

[@SWAFanPilot]

@@nikkoortiz Ha! I've been binging your vidoe, btw. 🤎

[@isaacjohnson2597]

The C-130 bit is the most accurate shit I've seen in a min. Like yeah your gonna be fine but like wear a jacket

[@MsBritanie73]

Straight up Vietnamese. I was speaking it literally 10 minutes ago w my best friend😂 She's hilarious.

[@daveemerson6549]

All you gotta do when you answer the phone on the weekend is tell them you already had a few beers. Zero tolerance for alcohol / drug related issues mean all you have to do is say "I'm sorry, but I'm sure you don't want me to come to the base / work while I'm under the influence."

[@robertcarney689]

1SG Parvin and Nikko def kissed on deployment... I respect that

[@ash-ne9hu]

I absolutely love this series I wanna join the army when I'm older as a 11B or 19D.

[@UnholyRaven_]

Just Found This Guy And Legit His Whole Vibe Got Me Laughing 😂

[@Bingus-dp6kw]

Nikko keep up the great work

[@nikkoortiz]

Gonna keep sending it in the military fails!

[@maryjane4432]

6:51 they do that at the high school I work at. My 32yo boss used to flirt with the marines

[@DaMexorcist]

Bro that pool stick had too much recoil we cannot send that dude out to war😂😂😂😂 I repeat the homie fumbled the ball

[@Jezidka]

Nikko always coming in at the right moment. I needed my dark humor video fix ❤

[@kingbbarry]

Someone needs to get this video to Parvin NOW

[@christopherlarson4323]

“Get out I'm getting faucked” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bear_the_shepherd]

Happy Friday, Nikko. have a wonderful weekend

[@nikkoortiz]

You have a better weekend!!

[@Bear_the_shepherd]

@@nikkoortiz Thank you x

[@summersol5]

Niko with the red neck. Who Got You BLEEDING LIKE THAT.

[@Instynct_Gaming]

just enlisted about a week ago lowkey excited fr

[@nikkoortiz]

Oh snap! What branch?!

[@Instynct_Gaming]

@@nikkoortiz marines

[@LGVX9900ENV]

I met some South Korean people… I never thought about what life he been through… These buddies were looking for land mines… He said they still find them regularly.

[@MrSpicyHotPepper]

"He not ready. We cannot send him to the frontlines. He's gonna die!" Well... isn't that the point? lmao

[@sethjr9815]

That last one, I ain’t the best shot maker during games and I was army, but that guys shots didn’t even hit the board

[@MidwestFish3rman]

The velo slap before the deadlift is crazy (it’s a baseball thing)

[@TributesCarlson-im4be]

Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

ALWAYS

[@StevesSimStation]

My barracks room was always on point and was the standard Company wide. It was categorized and organized perfectly

[@Tylermaddox1911]

USAF must have given him salt ball during basic cause that basketball would barely get up.

[@BiggusDickus-s5q]

You have a great channel for children!!!

[@Berm_Blaster]

He folded the bubble wrap 😂

[@JulieParker-z4i]

Thanks!

[@verdictson]

That space force guy / girl I know her, she was stationed at 29 palms when she was in the Marine Corps, she lived next door from me.

[@lyndenthompson8139]

Nikko, you're doing a good job at not yelling too much and I'm actually proud

[@robertlott8719]

I went to basic with the ice cream kid! He’s cool as hell.

[@theradchase3094]

Nikko has the funniest videos on youtube

[@RyonWilliams-g6g]

my favourite fucking thing is at 3:50 i fucking laughed so god damn hard I fell from my bed and my glass mug i had hit my head and i just kept on laughing

[@andrewsatx]

the folded everything was me...

[@ADAMCALHOUN2024]

Great video Nikko keep it up your so funny when I watch your videos it makes my day

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Best thing to see!

[@wolfmutt888]

I remember talking to my buddy who was enlisted. He and his dad talked about the difference when they enlisted in the Marines. Wish it was back to when my buddies dad enlisted. These days it's just pathetic.

[@xYOUNGxATLASx]

Little do you know, we are allowed to have our hands in our pockets if it doesn’t f*ck up our job😂

[@Baylor-07]

Nikko make every ones day better fr❤❤❤

[@kalvinmayville6812]

I got a challenge coin from a Sergeant Major @ FT Leonard Wood while visiting for my brothers graduation from BSC, was a very cool moment. That was like 7 years ago, I still have it!

[@Gr1mReaper24]

The water takeoff by the helicopter was so good. Didn't know our pilots were that good.

[@USMC816]

The c-130 was cold but the chopper ride out to our fobs, that shit was cold cold!!!

[@garyhall1207]

Boy that dudes room is forever going to get inspected when they have hire ups do walkthroughs.

[@Chica_Mexicana17]

Your GOATED nikko 🔥💪💪

[@Atvrider777]

The girl who is recruiting me was definitely a barracks bunny 😂😂

[@nathanlynch9634]

I love your videos niko.

[@usmarine2100]

my favorite is when the c-130 pilot just nose dives the plane for a landing

[@Sunellaflower]

Your content always makes me laugh😅 and thank you for your service

[@crazychase98]

I was on a c 17 for an exercise. While during the exercises 2 diffrent times the main control pannel caught fire. Doesnt matter what air craft if its millitery its shoddy work at best.

[@KnawedOne]

Good lord! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@BumpyBaluga]

The doc from MEPS is ALWAYS 137yrs old lol

[@Alternatively2020]

2:08 Bro 😂

[@issiahbernaiche6897]

Side note, you’re hilarious. Can’t wait to go through basic and be assigned to my unit. 11B, stationed at Fort Campbell Kentucky, 101st “Airborne” (Air Assault) Division. Yes, I did legitimately get to choose, it’s 2024 and the army needs people. Lower enlistment bonus but that’s not why I enlisted. “Screaming Eagles” let’s go! AAAAAAHHHHHH

[@mxcartz7680]

Love you nikko favorite KZbinr

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Love this. He’s mine too. 🥹

[@spikedclown3163]

You did not just “OGAH BOGAH!!!!l” when the big musclebound dark gentlemen smash that table in half XD

[@dengo6716]

Oh look new Nikko video, time to lower my volume to 10% 😂

[@ShinobiKui]

3:02 when you are getting your ass checked for MEPS and you feel his finger go in but both his hands are on your shoulders😭🙏🏻

[@hannahdoesstuff...9956]

Hey Nikko-- Somehow you always manage to make me smile 😂Thanks so much ❤

[@OneForTheSouth]

"Nerfed by the Air Force" Fucking legendary.

[@ryanrobinson4242]

Yo C130 is cold as fuck

[@jonnytalk1]

Everyone drink when Nikko does knife hand lolol

[@WishIWasWildRandy]

Tbh that girl at 20 seconds in could never hope to ever be Lujan 😂

[@JDSquad33]

I mean I think research purposes would disagree, but no results have been found after studies. Just worst shit.

[@Forgetful_zone]

11:17 this is what my mom taught me and now i go to therapy bc im not ok in the head

[@66awoken]

2:41 50,000 people used to live here... now it's a ghost town...

[@VincentMcmanus.]

Hey Nikko, have you ever thought about reviewing movies that involve the military? Like, A Few Good Men would be a good one.

[@Kodxe]

Yep niko its everywhere thanks alot

[@BjYoung-fl6wu]

Bro never picked up a bball lol

[@DarrenLeadfoot]

“Bruh that shits gay!” Yea I’m pretty sure it literally is 😂

[@DarthRevan666]

That last one is crazy ☠️🤫🧏‍♂️

[@tyl8770]

BTW, that dude who had his girl find the Marine shirt, he was either an MP, or assigned to an MP unit when he was in combat.

[@AlexanderLewis-st1vk]

THX Nikko much appreciated for the vids!!!!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

So good!

[@Tractor-man2402]

Hi

[@AlexanderLewis-st1vk]

@@Tractor-man2402 hi

[@SunglassesStudioPodcast]

DADDY NIKO BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER (army would like the word banger 😉

[@Fall.0.Yamihere]

thanks nikko ill pray for you for always posting great videos

[@zsadistmjolnirborn9395]

As a Marine... Nikko got me dead everytime

[@gaminggod6402]

Bruh your the best nikko😂😂 would be the best time to chill with you the way we both acoustic😂

[@krobjenk]

May not always be right but he’s never wrong

[@SaintGhost0794]

I used to answer my door in the barracks with an open beer in my hand just to avoid duty on the weekends 😂😂

[@seanmurphy7183]

Veteran bunnies don’t want to worry about tying up hair

[@davidyarbrough2197]

I had just got out basic and the marines had a recruiting station with the pull up bar at the fair. They wanted 20. Easily killed that. Then they asked if I would join. Said sorry. I'm in the Army already. 6:59