Marine TikTok Fails...

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Nikko Ortiz

Nikko Ortiz

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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Marine TikToks Gone Wrong...

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@undauntedthud6872
@undauntedthud6872 Жыл бұрын
I have fully assessed my 4 year old son. He was eating dirt. "Dam it he will be Army." Saw him licking a window, "Dam it he is going to be infantry." Caught him eating crayons, "Dam it I'm raising a marine!" His momma don't know but I do.
@kimdramas
@kimdramas Жыл бұрын
😂
@Laczek_Bambo
@Laczek_Bambo Жыл бұрын
He has pica
@undauntedthud6872
@undauntedthud6872 Жыл бұрын
@@Laczek_Bambo He had anemia, once we got his iron levels back up he stopped eating dirt. I just like to joke about it because he checked all the boxes to be a marine. I come from multi generational military family and we like to rip on each other and the service branches we joined.
@BoilingDietCoke
@BoilingDietCoke Жыл бұрын
Keep him away from water.
@A1YOLAAA
@A1YOLAAA Жыл бұрын
😊😊😊😊
@Knight_Of_Caliban
@Knight_Of_Caliban Жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate how much enthusiasm Nikko has for these fails, I find this hilarious in a good way, and think it is amazing, Keep up the good work Nikko,
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Жыл бұрын
I always wonder where he gets his energy from!
@Knight_Of_Caliban
@Knight_Of_Caliban Жыл бұрын
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
@Knight_Of_Caliban
@Knight_Of_Caliban 9 ай бұрын
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Yeah, I want to know what he has in his coffee!
@MeanFemaleDevilDog
@MeanFemaleDevilDog Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the great content Army. You’re always on fire 😂😂
@53cards92
@53cards92 Жыл бұрын
but this time, the grass was too ;)
@Chainsaw-q6d
@Chainsaw-q6d 27 күн бұрын
We have the same profile picture
@kylefutter9118
@kylefutter9118 Жыл бұрын
"My necks broken" Have you tried drinking water and changing your socks?
@0846Tony
@0846Tony Жыл бұрын
Dont forget the motrin 800mg
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 11 ай бұрын
Here's some extra strength Tylenol.
@hungryewok1684
@hungryewok1684 4 ай бұрын
VA "not service related"
@Blondieee-ke5ez
@Blondieee-ke5ez Жыл бұрын
Fails and Nikko the bestest combo ever 🖤🙌🏼
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 Жыл бұрын
Vids need to be longer.
@blakepowers7793
@blakepowers7793 Жыл бұрын
💀
@mikeyem1562
@mikeyem1562 Жыл бұрын
Most Bestest!!!
@comethcometh
@comethcometh Жыл бұрын
Nah, Narrator and Nikko is the best combo
@evanmay6160
@evanmay6160 Жыл бұрын
Nah lemon curd and peanut butter
@The_Succsessor
@The_Succsessor Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is walking him to the army recruiters is getting truer and truer
@Itsuki0419
@Itsuki0419 Жыл бұрын
4:14 the fact that Nikko started to say it had me dead
@ZamazingLack872-mu4vi
@ZamazingLack872-mu4vi 11 ай бұрын
Nruv
@MeanFemaleDevilDog
@MeanFemaleDevilDog Жыл бұрын
Noooooo I missed this stream… looked damn hysterical watching my Devil Dogs in the wild. Rah rah rahhhhhhhhh purple crayons for life 😂😂😂😂😂
@AMERICANA1155
@AMERICANA1155 Жыл бұрын
My dads been in the marines for a little more than twenty years so I definitely feel these.❤😂
@brunothefudge
@brunothefudge Ай бұрын
Aaaayoooo
@thentfcommander6684
@thentfcommander6684 Жыл бұрын
The one with the Japanese warship had me rolling
@msgoblue71
@msgoblue71 Жыл бұрын
Can't go wrong with Nikko's content! Love it💙
@michaelcassady3862
@michaelcassady3862 Жыл бұрын
I loved being an Infantry Grunt because every day involved repetitive morale-building beating, tazing, and eating food which tasted like depression. Rah.
@artistnbl8883
@artistnbl8883 Жыл бұрын
USMC the only branch where you sign up to suffer… but look really damn good doing it 😎
@unclespy5921
@unclespy5921 Жыл бұрын
@@artistnbl8883 Ok now I KNOW I’m gonna fucking suffer once I enlist. Thanks:)
@13BRa5calk1ng
@13BRa5calk1ng Жыл бұрын
Man as a machine gunner I wish I cared about my ears more back then. Freedoms ringing 24/7
@okitsjaejae3614
@okitsjaejae3614 Жыл бұрын
“Crazy? I was crazy once” Ah shit, here we go again
@tahanneloc10
@tahanneloc10 Жыл бұрын
7:34 Dude dropped the guy hiding before he dropped the trash he was carrying, no flinch 😄
@kristinwojtowich8902
@kristinwojtowich8902 Жыл бұрын
"Deployment goggles" got me dead 🤣🤣🤣
@socalmsofly
@socalmsofly Жыл бұрын
Marines are all tough until they think no one's looking 😂😂😅
@m1germsy784
@m1germsy784 4 ай бұрын
Nuh uh👉👈
@Dr.Percowski
@Dr.Percowski Жыл бұрын
Niko is the real recruiter
@Bush-g6u
@Bush-g6u Ай бұрын
He was in the army
@angelaengle12
@angelaengle12 Жыл бұрын
2:30 "it can be complicated. Still not a 'no'". Braaaah, I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@UliseesDolloff
@UliseesDolloff 10 ай бұрын
Bro, I love this guys videos
@SEB12178
@SEB12178 22 күн бұрын
I cannot sleep for nothing tonight, and I was in a real bad mood till Nikko's Channel popped up. I been laughing so much, I'm real grateful.😂😂😂😊
@katherine4283
@katherine4283 Жыл бұрын
Funny but true! I was the only female in Navy PT and one day we trained with marines and they were all like they never seen a female before 😂😂
@rachaellawley9730
@rachaellawley9730 Жыл бұрын
Soldier: sir my necks broken Instructor: are you dead Soldier: no sir Instructor: you’re fine
@sk8v3r49
@sk8v3r49 Жыл бұрын
Another amazing video. Well done Nikko👏🏾
@megaautism7437
@megaautism7437 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely adore your energy on these videos, please keep making stuff!
@spoopyboi1882
@spoopyboi1882 Жыл бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
@matthewcrosby4792
@matthewcrosby4792 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see more marine fails. Niko your content is amazing thank you
@adamellison8343
@adamellison8343 Жыл бұрын
I’m so stoked to hear you think my MOS is the most badass hahaha 0331 here baby, wanna know how the grim reaper feels? Ask a Marine Machine Gunner… 😂
@diana7002
@diana7002 Жыл бұрын
more... MOREEEEE ahahha love these vids ahah
@owentymchuk6523
@owentymchuk6523 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for these amazing military tictok fails
@Gabe-yu1vt
@Gabe-yu1vt Жыл бұрын
These are great, Resect to Nikko!
@04m11
@04m11 Жыл бұрын
During MCT, the instructors said remember they have been out here for the past week just like you with no shower. Do you really want a grill cheese that bad? During deployment, when a female looks good in full gear with flack on, you know you've been there too long
@goofyahhgamer35productions39
@goofyahhgamer35productions39 Жыл бұрын
Bro was straight up recreating Rat Tunnels from Nam
@Glover2727
@Glover2727 Жыл бұрын
i love nikko best way to make people laugh🎉
@lebronjames12427
@lebronjames12427 Жыл бұрын
Love all the crayon eaters out there 😂
@zaydenlancaster
@zaydenlancaster 8 ай бұрын
Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a metal room, a metal room filled with drill Sargents
@William43275
@William43275 Жыл бұрын
3:54 "hey sir why are they turning the gun barrel at us?"
@ibrahimfayad5290
@ibrahimfayad5290 Жыл бұрын
Just in time you saved me from boredom 😂😂
@twistofcain2099
@twistofcain2099 Жыл бұрын
PTSD is kicking in after this video from the military 😂
@Bell_..
@Bell_.. Жыл бұрын
Marines are such loveable goofballs. 🤪
@Mightyops2015
@Mightyops2015 Жыл бұрын
I love your vids and they are funny af
@williamwallin6657
@williamwallin6657 Жыл бұрын
I love watching these videos
@Steff-W
@Steff-W Жыл бұрын
Ok these are great thank you Nikko ❤
@Gllitchh-e4n
@Gllitchh-e4n Жыл бұрын
i love your content
@JonathanBenton-hx9ug
@JonathanBenton-hx9ug Жыл бұрын
I love the vids man
@burtmacklin6443
@burtmacklin6443 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the Southland Tales clip.
@Goku_is_cool351
@Goku_is_cool351 Жыл бұрын
These are my favorite videos because we got the dumbass and then we got the funny ones
@wyattford6179
@wyattford6179 Жыл бұрын
Aye the rock one aint wrong😂 my buddy and i found a big ass rock in bootcamp and he still has that rock, we named him Wock and hes now pfc wocl
@jbjamal7778
@jbjamal7778 Жыл бұрын
Keep it coming Niko
@katymercado8795
@katymercado8795 Жыл бұрын
This is the only dude that has me laughing out loud
@lorenquintana6309
@lorenquintana6309 Жыл бұрын
Loved being able to roll up my sleeves
@Hacein_YT
@Hacein_YT Жыл бұрын
Army now Marines LETTSSSS GOOOO
@kenpatchi7778
@kenpatchi7778 Жыл бұрын
when you been down range for a min and can smell the nice shampoo smell coming from the female showers.
@felixbermudez3782
@felixbermudez3782 5 ай бұрын
Nikko reacting to Nikko is priceless
@Buckner-g1y
@Buckner-g1y Жыл бұрын
Filling up the cantine had me dead and homies legs 😂😂😂💀💀🤣🤣
@augustyn7884
@augustyn7884 Жыл бұрын
NIKKO POSTED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@NL5skull
@NL5skull Жыл бұрын
LOVE THE VIDS KEEP IT UP DUDE💙💙
@damienburroughs2119
@damienburroughs2119 8 ай бұрын
7:55 My dad's collection are all Pins! no snap bars, no sliding....Pins....Even my mom's were pins! You people with your snaps...damn! Wuses!
@sethshier2186
@sethshier2186 Жыл бұрын
Love seeing snaprack being represented 💪🏻
@Sharky-bp1yl
@Sharky-bp1yl Жыл бұрын
We need to talk about how nice that rock was 😂
@viperbot2k9
@viperbot2k9 Жыл бұрын
God this was a blessing 😂😂
@BrooklynBond-yn9yr
@BrooklynBond-yn9yr 11 ай бұрын
Thank you, Marines that are supporting Japan and their anime making it’s the best
@The2ndGentleman
@The2ndGentleman Жыл бұрын
The Rain is fun to run through, chill all you people who hate it
@colty_boi589
@colty_boi589 Жыл бұрын
Nikko you always find a way to make things funny, and it makes me laugh so hard
@tornado_man_4078
@tornado_man_4078 Жыл бұрын
Love the marines! Less go!
@Gtag_phase
@Gtag_phase Жыл бұрын
0:57 pov you left your husky at home alone for a minute
@August222
@August222 Жыл бұрын
I wonder when recruiting is going to discover creators like Nikko.
@mirevans3776
@mirevans3776 Жыл бұрын
4:02 This was so goddamn hilarious xD
@Linda-wn9ul
@Linda-wn9ul Жыл бұрын
Younger brother was Marine. Said what I put him through growing up was way worse than boot camp. 👿
@Fighting_Fatigue_117
@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Жыл бұрын
I swear Nikko's videos always have me reassessing my life! 😂
@JR_Airsoft5.56
@JR_Airsoft5.56 Жыл бұрын
I love how Nikko laughed at his own video 😂 🫡
@Gtag_phase
@Gtag_phase Жыл бұрын
4:20 that one friend squad during the school lunch
@cykosyc
@cykosyc Жыл бұрын
we dont call them fox holes, we call them fighting holes :D great video
@xwinter__riderx9155
@xwinter__riderx9155 Жыл бұрын
Cool Thumbnail
@kristianlockwood634
@kristianlockwood634 Жыл бұрын
As my recruiter says “hey wanna join the army, too bad, we’re marines”
@JakobGreene
@JakobGreene 8 ай бұрын
If being a pilot doesn’t work out for me I’m just gonna enlist to the Marines
@sethchilders5402
@sethchilders5402 Жыл бұрын
“FOR THE EMPEROR” had me dead😂
@kgw100
@kgw100 Жыл бұрын
showing the body pillow to the JDF was top tier. Having a 240 is the best position in the army and marines
@FCMobileguy-i8o
@FCMobileguy-i8o Жыл бұрын
Great video
@MoDeLi370
@MoDeLi370 Жыл бұрын
I remember running a mile everyday for like two months waiting to go to the AF
@markbowerii7632
@markbowerii7632 9 ай бұрын
9:30, It's a Fleshlight lol. Homie lost the endcap for his.🤣
@Antoniosalvatore.
@Antoniosalvatore. Жыл бұрын
Love your videos
@greyknightexan
@greyknightexan 4 ай бұрын
Yes Nikko, The Emperor protects, but having a loaded bolter never hurt either.
@USMarineJMS93
@USMarineJMS93 10 ай бұрын
Them Wookies look real good after a while. Desert goggles real strong
@violentnomad7267
@violentnomad7267 10 ай бұрын
2:10 That youngster graduated like a boss in the end.
@bryanford7637
@bryanford7637 Ай бұрын
Dude in the BLACK SHIRT is in Shock! I saw this in boot camp...they took him out on a stretcher TD6, still sitting left over right...left hand on left knee and right hand on right knee. Back straight! Chin up and mouth closed!
@christopherdillard1
@christopherdillard1 Жыл бұрын
Seriously? We were using magnet rails for our ribbons over a decade ago in the Navy. Catch up, guys.
@strikeofficial6915
@strikeofficial6915 Жыл бұрын
MARINE CORPS! Love you guys
@terririley4231
@terririley4231 Жыл бұрын
8:48 😂 this motherfuker army over there playing devils advocate 😂😂 LOVE IT 😂❤
@RYOMENSUKUNAaaaaaa
@RYOMENSUKUNAaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
other W from our fav nikko
@horrortour
@horrortour Жыл бұрын
If eating crayons automatically makes you a marine, then my german shepherd's crack head energy scares me.
@Ondaocean
@Ondaocean Жыл бұрын
1hour squad where you at
@speedypact608
@speedypact608 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious
@pickle12449
@pickle12449 4 ай бұрын
6:50 WE MADE YOU AMPHIBIOUS FOR A REASON MARINE!!!! -some random ass drill instructor
@factsoverfeelings21
@factsoverfeelings21 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine doing a calibration with Robbie Riggle. That’d be hilarious and amazing
@Th3_Guuyy
@Th3_Guuyy Жыл бұрын
Smash: "You know if they got high thighs they down bad ngl."
@sonofsparda657
@sonofsparda657 Жыл бұрын
DAAAAAMN, bar boy bout to make me act up...
@themightymutt6653
@themightymutt6653 Жыл бұрын
"My neck is broken!" "Here, Motrin, electrolytes and hydrate. Now get your ass back out there!"
@FashionableRider
@FashionableRider 9 ай бұрын
i love these vids make my dam day haha
@SGTWARDADDY13
@SGTWARDADDY13 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit you have 2 million followers now he’ll yea man keep it up. Love your context
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