This guy is protected by so many layers of irony and britishness, at this point hes untouchable.
@nansypansy13892 жыл бұрын
There is no irony here lady
@NiarOnbuttHole Жыл бұрын
i dont get it i came her for good music was he a regular youtuber or somethinf
@kyledodgson99523 жыл бұрын
2019: copps a pit bike 2020: copps a big mac 2021: copps a plain t
@arthurgaliyev79713 жыл бұрын
what about the trampoline
@amazantaarchives92893 жыл бұрын
@@arthurgaliyev7971 what about joining British bake off?
@LOCKLEY13 жыл бұрын
2022: copps a wife
@amazantaarchives92893 жыл бұрын
@@LOCKLEY1 you mean he marries his girlfriend cause his gf is the girl in quick drive
@MsDanny923 жыл бұрын
Aqe
@Jt-cj4rm3 жыл бұрын
Niko b the goat , cousin has been slide tackled
@adamd97293 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they made a GTA game about this guy
@mattstanger3 жыл бұрын
Mary Berry is fuckin class
@adamd97293 жыл бұрын
@@mattstanger agreed
@philgamble78393 жыл бұрын
??
@mattstanger3 жыл бұрын
@@philgamble7839 you don’t know Niko b then😐
@philgamble78393 жыл бұрын
@@mattstanger niko bellic lol Serbian guy off gta4
@JakTheLad3 жыл бұрын
Real ones will remember when his channel was called ihatetomaustin
@iggaaaa74673 жыл бұрын
That was like a week ago lol I swear
@iggaaaa74673 жыл бұрын
ihatetomaustin*
@JakTheLad3 жыл бұрын
@@iggaaaa7467 longer than that
@ednamode23343 жыл бұрын
Real ones wouldn’t call themselves real ones that’s cringe as fuck big man
@heathermurphy36583 жыл бұрын
the OGs
@FlightDeckUK3 жыл бұрын
If they don’t play this song in JD imma be pissed
@gabrielh37263 жыл бұрын
Ye Lidl’s bakery just get ther own radio just to play niko b songs 😂😂😂
@allaboutwwe92693 жыл бұрын
If it gets more views
@calpmaar95203 жыл бұрын
@Deez Nuts Lidl only plays techno polka where I live lmao
@inayahahmed47343 жыл бұрын
they're gonna rinse it
@allaboutwwe92693 жыл бұрын
Inayah Ahmed na this probably wouldn't go on Jd his songs don't go mainstream or get a played on the radio. JD only plays songs from like aitch, aj tracey
@wastedcentury3 жыл бұрын
Some say Niko has a grammy and a brit waiting for him off this song alone.
@Ben-ef5db3 жыл бұрын
hes just got drip like tom daily
@somethinglike2293 жыл бұрын
bangers
@teico68753 жыл бұрын
nobody does.
@bunnybelledelphine3 жыл бұрын
cant wait to use 'no, im a different gravy' in my next conversation
@harlo24633 жыл бұрын
Now now now, what is belle delphine doing here
@mattghee28673 жыл бұрын
True taste in music
@harlo24633 жыл бұрын
@@mattghee2867 clearly she is a true legend
@gabriel_jk85213 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it’s really her
@SheLuvzDav3 жыл бұрын
Tf belle
@Camp6e113 жыл бұрын
Definitely not this kids demographic but I see what he's doing, selling normality and packaging it in a way that feels cool. Fair play he's smashing it.
@richardgullick18672 жыл бұрын
I know one thing, it makes me miss being young!
@thienender2 жыл бұрын
Can't stop listening to this song
@elliotonthego18233 жыл бұрын
Big up the LIDL bakery gang, they’ve got serious pastry game
@inayahahmed47343 жыл бұрын
serious cookie game the cookies are just so leng
@Luxurious_count_levi3 жыл бұрын
So good
@jessicaschrader97823 жыл бұрын
i’m ready for him to have a full set list so he can so do shows!
@BeautyBuzzyBee3 жыл бұрын
Only real G's will remember the Pasta King in the school canteen being nothing but 90% water and 10% pasta LOL
@physici8393 жыл бұрын
Completely forgot about it until this
@Jm-gb7bz3 жыл бұрын
Pasta king more watery than the swimming pools tom daley splashes in
@ednamode23343 жыл бұрын
All his songs have been bangers!
@axelcardiff61673 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@akrbbb3 жыл бұрын
v true edna mode
@dopplerfox3 жыл бұрын
𝑶 𝑫𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮
@OleoBlog3 жыл бұрын
So true bestie
@sharna02163 жыл бұрын
And mash
@StuntaMC10 ай бұрын
For the amount of time ive been a fan of niko b i only just realised we both have the same birthday, lit dec 7
@etiennenieuwoudt74033 жыл бұрын
this guy makes music, clothes and yes you guessed it NIKO B toothbrushes
@snoopdog46603 жыл бұрын
And rockstar made an entire game about him
@dianapankowska3 жыл бұрын
and even lighters
@philgamble78393 жыл бұрын
@@snoopdog4660 Did they??
@philgamble78393 жыл бұрын
@@snoopdog4660 nice one brooo💙
@josephbailey54513 жыл бұрын
How do I by his toothbrush
@catejackson38723 жыл бұрын
after this, they have to host the Grammys in Milton Keynes
@davidluis9973 жыл бұрын
hello there
@zoetsolaki3 жыл бұрын
Did you just smoke a twix bar at the beginning?
@wnll08503 жыл бұрын
My school friends tried this in year 6, it just burned
@Tesco__3 жыл бұрын
It’s a snickers bar, I think.
@secretidentity79033 жыл бұрын
obviously
@marshybhoy19803 жыл бұрын
Crunchie swear?
@user919473 жыл бұрын
i think he is or its a jive bar
@destinysmith3363 жыл бұрын
How does it feel to have good music taste everybody??
@greatstuff36053 жыл бұрын
amazing
@crypticclan99433 жыл бұрын
Good
@niamh75633 жыл бұрын
Feels good
@James-ok7ii3 жыл бұрын
quite lovely
@katieharrod72333 жыл бұрын
can’t describe it
@summersweetie8463 жыл бұрын
That t-shirt 0:49 ‘where’s my wallet’ so iconic. Also gotta love the Brooklyn 99 reference and the Call me maybe name drop
@AlexPurdy213 жыл бұрын
"I see Michael Jordan, I beat him at golf" Genius
@Elesounds3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@bravocpm16003 жыл бұрын
Pasta king what a throw back, where you got 90% water and 10% pasta in the cup 😂😭
@reillyellis24103 жыл бұрын
Niko is the artist we diddnt deserve but needed
@ollieparry62073 жыл бұрын
The Pope dances to International Baby in his sleep
@sammy-gj4ju3 жыл бұрын
as the pope, i can confirm this is true
@heathermurphy36583 жыл бұрын
you have me screaming
@ollieparry62073 жыл бұрын
@@heathermurphy3658 never heard that before 😂
@heathermurphy36583 жыл бұрын
@@ollieparry6207 all you on youtube are funnier then the people in my life ever and its depressing
@ollieparry62073 жыл бұрын
@@heathermurphy3658 that’s definitely a you problem...
@kj-gq6wm3 жыл бұрын
I guess the real international baby is the friends we made along the way 😌❤️
@sidemen3743 жыл бұрын
“It’s like a family trip to butlin’s” 🤣😂💀
@aryaan1223 жыл бұрын
new generation gonna grow up thinking that this is THE niko b
@upperlolbruce33783 жыл бұрын
The lyrics are actually goated, 100% deserves a GENIUS interview!!!
@koolguy95313 жыл бұрын
This man should do Eurovision next year. Make it happen folks.
@xhalonyt81153 жыл бұрын
This is the only artist who’s all of the songs they have made has been good
@squidge49143 жыл бұрын
He doesn't release a lot of songs because he puts a lot of time into his songs and that's why they are so good
@dianapankowska3 жыл бұрын
can we all take a minute to appreciate how swag this man is
@allaboutwwe92693 жыл бұрын
Diana Pańkowska who says swag in 2020 the new word is drip
@LRC31013 жыл бұрын
@@allaboutwwe9269 shut the fuck up, let them say swag if want to
@nick_03 жыл бұрын
@@allaboutwwe9269 respect the swag bro 😐
@sebastianwodnicki77463 жыл бұрын
We need a Mary Berry type track but this still bangs
@Pawel_Strong3 жыл бұрын
I like this guy's rap. Greetings from Poland
@wiillbrrownn31343 жыл бұрын
If any Americans listen to his music they probably have no clue of half the shit he’s saying 😂
@grr4ves3 жыл бұрын
too right 😂
@SkyblueAviation3 жыл бұрын
I’m Canadian and I’m basically here just for the beat 😂😭
@Smook225k3 жыл бұрын
@@SkyblueAviation I made it lol😉
@adverage.ashlee3 жыл бұрын
im american and i understand everything lolol ive been listening since 2019
@gavincaesar66563 жыл бұрын
Born in UK but been America since I was 5 and this shit hits! Dope as hell! 🤣
@Driv3rKing3 жыл бұрын
NIKO B GIVING ME THE BIGGEST CHILL DUDE VIBES
@niamh75633 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be playing this on repeat for days
@curtisbeehoo76863 жыл бұрын
Niko b with the fire song 😍❤️
@harryscott1463 жыл бұрын
[Lyrics] [Chorus] I'm an international baby Shopping in JD I copped a plain tee What do I do with my money? I flip it and I splash it like Tom Daley Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl Bakery Keep it 100, not 99, like Jake and Amy Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy I'm waking up and send another invoice, like thank you, pay me No days that I'm lazy I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe? [Verse 1] Picture frame on my wall TalkTalk for the broadband, give me a call I'm too short to play ball, I see Michael Jordan, I beat him at golf Got people saying I'm cold, I've been doing bits since 8 years old From this to making clothes, I don't know how many things I've sold And how you gonna snitch on me for stealing food from the canteen All I really wanted was a Pasta King with a nice handful of cheese Now I've got the head teacher on me Put him in a headlock, UFC Swanton Bomb like Jeff Hardy Weeks detention for Niko B [Chorus] I'm an international baby Shopping in JD I copped a plain tee What do I do with my money? I flip it and I splash it like Tom Daley Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl Bakery Keep it 100, not 99, like Jake and Amy Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy I'm waking up and send another invoice, like thank you, pay me No days that I'm lazy I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe? [Verse 2] Can't concentrate 'cause I'm dreamy I've tried six times and I still haven't passed my theory My driving instructor fears me 'Cause I slap it in gear three Go down a high street doing nothing less than sixty I'm all about tonight like Pixie I remember I was sixteen Take one swig of your drink, now I'm stood there feeling tipsy I'll peanut your boyfriend even though I know it's risky He grabbed me up and hit me Now what I did was silly Walk in the shop "How much this?" "It cost how much?" That's like a family trip to Butlins, where's the manager to discuss this? This price is disgusting If I get this then all I can eat is Rustlers No money, I'm not a hustler [Chorus] I'm an international baby Shopping in JD I copped a plain tee What do I do with my money? I flip it and I splash it like Tom Daley Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl Bakery Keep it 100, not 99, like Jake and Amy Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy I'm waking up and send another invoice, like thank you, pay me No days that I'm lazy I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe?
@brandorios5989 Жыл бұрын
Mans out here doing wonders thx bruv
@henrywilliammarais3 жыл бұрын
the jake and amy bar lives rent free in my head
@bahhsvavbn3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be waiting hear all night and all day
@alexisrose91373 жыл бұрын
The only one who can rap about random things but have some fire bars 🔥🔥🔥 Edit: can I just say he’s good at dancing? Even if it’s just so simple he makes it work
@nz.v13 жыл бұрын
Niko fire couldnt wait for this
@Spoons183 жыл бұрын
Is that the local nitty
@joshdoyle87463 жыл бұрын
no its his badminton opponent
@zulfimc70222 жыл бұрын
This song is too good
@greatstuff36053 жыл бұрын
this is amazing
@soulbangura33503 жыл бұрын
Niko b my grandads proud of this
@Aimie_mp113 жыл бұрын
ngl the end of the waiting thing scared the shit outta me 😭😀
@aryaan1223 жыл бұрын
best way to start 2021
@jensonob77293 жыл бұрын
The best merch advert ever
@kriztina.sessionslive01503 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so lively that it can give a sense of life to a lifeless soul. Love this song.
@Chriek-xg2ih3 жыл бұрын
This is gonna bang
@ofentsegolele27713 жыл бұрын
2021 best song ever
@travo42333 жыл бұрын
Use this as a here before 1 million views
@Will-ee6td3 жыл бұрын
YES NIKO MATE
@won26593 жыл бұрын
cant believe this was 2 days ago felt like a month ago
@krn5623 жыл бұрын
thank you Niko B
@samb92343 жыл бұрын
91k views in 3 days. I thought this would have blown up by now
@blaketurnbull7503 жыл бұрын
Real Ones noticed Sean Lock on the laptop in Quick Drive, love you Niko your songs, well they are just perfect!
@NaveenJohal3 жыл бұрын
Gives me Horrid Henry vibes
@taylorrhoades27363 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTE TUNE
@joshiyoshi47663 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how the guy on the left at the starts party popper didnt go off lmaooo
@nicolasscholz8763 жыл бұрын
we love u over here in Germany, keep grindin g
@lewiscouzins96283 жыл бұрын
You can only like if you were from the premiere
@samporter56673 жыл бұрын
We need the niko b album
@alix63613 жыл бұрын
THIS SONG IS MAKING ME SLIDE TACKLE MY WHOLE FAMILY WHAT A BANGER
@seriousgolfer5665312 күн бұрын
This didn’t age well
@CeruleanSounds3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the new one mate! Reckon empty swimming pool at 0:29 would make for a good FIFA Street location ⚽️ -MC
@joshnugent56143 жыл бұрын
Made a Brooklyn 99 reference 😍
@archiegames72763 жыл бұрын
can i just say one of best songs ever
@sidemen3743 жыл бұрын
If Niko B responds I’ll get a tattoo of the local Milkman
@lilybaverstock74843 жыл бұрын
i’m in love with this song omgggg
@krsbiizen3 жыл бұрын
the brooklyn 99 reference is just 🤌
@OhEmde Жыл бұрын
fr
@BrandonFM3 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOO
@kieshashaw77013 жыл бұрын
Is that a Brooklyn 99 reference!!!!!!!!!!
@theemblemguys2 ай бұрын
the vibes on this are nuts
@sidemen3743 жыл бұрын
Niko B hasn’t released one bad Banger ever.
@svantelindstrom9253 жыл бұрын
Such a legend
@velvetknitter3 жыл бұрын
this song came on a Spotify playlist and it was meant to be. I’m 9 months pregnant and have been craving a pasta king for months. If the schools were open sooner I was genuinely considering asking my teacher sister in law to buy me one and pass it to me at the school gates
@Arrrghjay843 жыл бұрын
Hope all went well with the kiddo and you got your Pasta King ❤️
@user-my7dg9su3g3 жыл бұрын
This song is growing on me
@Jm-gb7bz3 жыл бұрын
I already know it slaps and I haven’t heard it yet
@loxvssvxol1983 жыл бұрын
lmaoo this dropped on my birthday what a beautiful gift thanks Thomas
@charlienicholls41903 жыл бұрын
Why is this guys music so good
@FOXcravatte3 жыл бұрын
If you wanna come to switzerland, do a song and a clip here, i'd be pleased to make you visit
@kiant.9923 жыл бұрын
i’m the first one here let’s go
@benmather65893 жыл бұрын
No your not
@aaronbrereton98293 жыл бұрын
O
@Jordan181823 жыл бұрын
Ready for anymore moves
@kkrispykremegod3 жыл бұрын
this man raps about the uk aesthetic. ok
@heathermurphy36583 жыл бұрын
im so pumped over this
@veqzuii3 жыл бұрын
Me sees that it’s almost premier time: Who’s that what’s that 😁
@jennyolivares_3 жыл бұрын
niko please make a vinyl!!!
@a.crizloe6353 жыл бұрын
Johnstone’s gymnasium?
@tohbaboba3 жыл бұрын
Your music videos are so perfect, they're simplistic and comedy gold. No-one can match da Niko B style. 💯
@gucciogucci12543 жыл бұрын
drop kicking every person i see as i type this
@idfkman72173 жыл бұрын
This is hard
@elliotriley98853 жыл бұрын
just saw madeline mccann breakdance to this behind sainsbury’s
@nasavibes3 жыл бұрын
omg lmao
@thebigirish79093 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for this tune
@aryaan1223 жыл бұрын
LYRICS: I'm an international baby, Shoppin in JD, I copped a plain tee. What do I do with my money, I flip it and splash it like Tom Daley. Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl bakery. Keep it 100 not 99 like Jake and Amy. Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy. I'm waking up, I send another invoice, Like thank you pay me. No days that I'm lazy, I downed a red bull I'm feeling crazy. I might shoot my shoot at Carly Jepsen, Like call me maybe. Picture frame on my wall, TalkTalk for the broadband, give me a call (grrt), I'm too short to play ball, I see Michael Jordan, I beat him at golf. Got people saying I'm cold, I've been doing bits since 8 years old. From this to making clothes, I dont know how many things I've sold, And how you gonna snitch on me for stealing food from the canteen, All I really wanted was a Pasta King with a nice handful of cheese, Now I got the headteacher on me, Put him in a headlock, UFC. Swanton bomb like Jeff Hardy, Whips (?) detention for Niko B. I'm an international baby, Shoppin in JD, I copped a plain tee. What do I do with my money, I flip it and splash it like Tom Daley. Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl bakery. Keep it 100 not 99 like Jake and Amy. Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy. I'm waking up, I send another invoice, Like thank you pay me. No days that I'm lazy, I downed a red bull I'm feeling crazy. I might shoot my shoot at Carly Jepsen, Like call me maybe. Can't concentrate cuz I'm dreamy (dreamy), I've tried 6 times, And I still havent passed my theory (theory), My driving instructor fears me, (why) Cuz I slap it in gear 3. Go down a highstreet, doing nothing less than 60 (60), I'm all about tonight, like pixie (pixie), I remember I was 16 (brrr), Take 1 swig of your drink, Now I'm stood there feeling tipsy, I'll peanut your boyfriend, even though I know its risky, He grabbed me up and hit me, Now what I did was silly. Walk in a shop how much this?, It cost how much?, That's like a family trip to Butlins, Where's the manager to discuss this, This price is disgusting. If i get this, then all I can eat is Rustlers, No money I'm not a hustler. I'm an international baby, Shoppin in JD, I copped a plain tee. What do I do with my money, I flip it and splash it like Tom Daley. Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl bakery. Keep it 100 not 99 like Jake and Amy. Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy. I'm waking up, I send another invoice, Like thank you pay me. No days that I'm lazy, I downed a red bull I'm feeling crazy. I might shoot my shoot at Carly Jepsen, Like call me maybe.
@ollyreader183 жыл бұрын
This bop takes me back to summer 2016
@oscardewdney26243 жыл бұрын
Who’s this Niko b guy and why does he look just like dababy?
@aaronbrereton98293 жыл бұрын
He’s our saviour of 2020
@pogo80503 жыл бұрын
I lived at a hostel in Amsterdam for 3 months and I heard this song literally every day