Niko B made the worst song of the year

[@jackdenzo]

“it’s niko b innit” has got to be your producer tag

[@80sretrogamer]

niko b putting milton keynes back on the map

[@lowbudgetracc]

'back on the map' implying it was ever in the first place lmaoo

[@muzzab2361]

Only been on the map since 80s anyway ahhaah

[@jackedwin7735]

“I MET A GENIE AND HE GRANTED ME A WISH, I WANNA SMOKE WITH YOUR DAD AND PUT SPICE IN HIS SPLIFF” IS THE BEST LYRIC EVER, NO LIE

[@Tris_speak]

Fav lyric has to be selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges

[@wagwanbennydj6003]

Moving loose in my Canada 🇨🇦 goose

[@thomasmorgan1567]

"I'm in tescos looking incredible" best lyric deffo went over some man's heads.

[@zoney8385]

“Put a body kit on my Tesla and engine swap it with a micra”- Niko b lyrical genius

[@decoygti3565]

Micras are criminally underrated

[@joshrelf8470]

“I’m up at harrods or selfridges, ask the staff if they sell fridges” best line

[@rosieandgeorge4337]

You're really good

[@rubytuesday9371]

“Wearing 15 shades of Blue”

[@lucatindall]

“Drinks iv got several, in in Tesco looking incredible”

[@justincohen7796]

"I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff"

[@zeexlfc]

Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at HMV -if this song/album with the song in was put onto a vinyl; i’d sprint miles to the nearest HMV to cop it

[@LRH7]

That’s 2 minutes away from my house I live In red house

[@sonnyschofield5889]

Harris’s or selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges

[@Evans_Yellow]

I'm eating coleslaw

[@frankfoakes5245]

Bro no way me too, I love coleslaw man coleslaw is good

[@belag9607]

Niko i stole your billboard sorry mate

[@mental-sickness]

"Put a body kit on my Tesla And engine swap with a micro" goes HARD

[@anzoanz1842]

My ancestors came back to life just to stream Canada Goose by Niko B.

[@leightontompkins9646]

I’m in tesco looking incredible

[@tombettis5311]

“gettin loose in a canada goose” BOSHHHH

[@freddie8581]

‘Put a body kit on my tesla and engine swap with a micro’ goes hard af

[@killxua769]

‘I won the lottery and I spent half a mill on a gram of weed’

[@killxua769]

Nvm i think my fav has to be’ ill have 7 scoops of protein and a fist fight with tyson’

[@RyanJonYouTube]

Best line from the song is defo "this coat is impeccable". Idk there's just something funny about describing a coat as impeccable lol

[@TheDorkFork]

Some publicity is alright publicity

[@leon_yost24_90]

“I wana smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff” hand down is the best line in the song 🇨🇦🦢

[@cooperbishop9667]

I won the lottery 💶 Immediately spent half a Mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 in HMV🍃

[@geordietv0078]

“Im up in Harrods Or Selfridges ask the staff if they sell fridges, I want one with a touch screen, that makes ice for just me” that is metaphor that some wont notice, 👌🏼

[@carapowell1254]

won the lottery and immediately spent half a mill on a gram of weed and 2.5 in hmv lols

[@Vikings-zo8bk]

This coat does wonders for me

[@eyestotheskies7838]

MOVING LOOSE IN A CANADA GOOSE

[@threeleafclover6003]

unironically Canada goose is probably my favourite Niko b song

[@gingylocks4845]

Every niko b song is a worst song! Pure garbage!!

[@realcertifiedfruitcake]

"Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at hmv"

[@yasmincarey9002]

‘I won the lottery immediately Spent half a mil on a gram of weed’ sick line, lots of love for the shittest song of the year x

[@Mcsam-ck7qx]

iPhone 4 and a bottle of juice

[@kitcooper-tutton5878]

More of this

[@mrcurlywurly9338]

The only reason milton keynes exists

[@junior-bg4fn]

the lyrics “Take eight scoops of protein have a fist fight with mike tyson” really reminds me of how much of an alpha iam

[@spencercooke1731]

milton keynes 😡😡

[@JakTheLad]

This country vibes 😂

[@Rustinator11]

Love the song mate

[@Luis_Armstrong]

Yes tom

[@mmesriri]

isaac hp vibes

[@meganparisrose7311]

HES SO FUNNY I LOVE YOU BRO

[@icecreamclan7890]

I like the bit where u go on about getting loose in a Canada goose and the bit about your iPhone 4

[@lethalityrush105]

he really made a song of the year

[@bennyboy677]

It has to be “I'm up at Harrods or Selfridges Ask staff if they sеll fridges I want one with a touchscreen That can make ice for just me” Love

[@wagwanbennydj6003]

Features for 50p? Still on!

[@uhmraven.]

"brick your house cause im in the mood, moving loose in a canada goose" deffo the best lyric niko b on top >

[@Kerrcrombie]

I can do a press up

[@OfficialYeat]

at least he is honest

[@gloryboy8397]

niko b made the worst song of the year

[@Entryy]

okay

[@irelizzy5038]

“This coat does wonders for me, I won the lottery Immediately spent half a mil on a gram of weed and 2.5 at HMV” 😂❤️

[@luzionz6199]

"im up at Harrods or Selfridges Ask staff if they sеll fridges" makes me smile on the bus on the way to college

[@jiggs1959]

“I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff” is the best lyric to ever leave Milton Keynes

[@bbobbss]

my favourite lyric from canada goose was when you said "canada goose" it went hard asf

[@falafelfelipe-9849]

„THIS COAT‘S IMPECCABLE“ IS THE BEST LYRICS SINCE TIME HAS BEEN INVENTED BY THIS MAN

[@friendsarealwayswelcomed]

this goats impeccable

[@domnorth952]

Was it you?! 😂😂😂

[@ajdexter4195]

Kerry vibes from this country 😅

[@36magic12]

facts

[@elliedaynes4720]

Fav lyric “I’ll have a dance and then I’ll put some fairy liquid on the floor🕺”

[@superdrwholock]

Unironically quite sweet when the people try to help him lol like the guy outside Lidl

[@junior-bg4fn]

my favourite comment is “canada goose” it really got me in my feels 😞

[@wagwanbennydj6003]

🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@dylanharrrington6935]

"I'll have a dance and then I'll put some fairy liquid on the floor"

[@UKUR]

😂

[@tatznbn]

W vid

[@chintandatt7444]

How did you record this?

[@gangster-bm8wd]

I'm in tesco looking incredible

[@RyanJonYouTube]

What a guy

[@cameron.v3488]

Common W

[@DroopStudios]

congrats

[@kyhxx]

. lmao - tom a rare breed ong^

[@Billymenezes]

This guys too loose

[@unknownbeats7393]

Niko. Sick guy

[@liam_weldon]

What a goat

[@jenksriver]

This coat's impeccable Drinks? I've got several I'm in Tesco looking incredible I met a genie and he granted me a wish I wanna smoke with your dad and put spice in his spliff What a great day I see your brother's Beats by DRE Get a SWAT team in your kitchen, make a bowl of special K I'm at a shubz, I'm not invited I just walked in through the door I'll have a dance and then I'll put some fairy liquid on the floor 🇨🇦🦢

[@oldschoolhardbass590]

No you didn't

[@vItzMax]

First

[@Jetpakkmusic]

*the best

[@prems.24]

Second I think

[@JakTheLad]

This country vibes 😂

[@places77]

First