Hammond, Clarkson and May Common Gags Compilation

A compilation of the common gag/phrases throughout the series of Top Gear and The Grand Tour. There is a compilation of all gags out there. Around 3 or 4 of them are not out which is something I am working on.
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[@PrimeGlaz]

Ive been using Jeremy's "An" bit for ages now and i love every time i use it.

[@sugarnads]

Yep same

[@Leonf123]

@@sugarnadsIt is an funny thing to do

[@sirmrbean9437]

Me too, but no one realises I’m quoting Jeremy 😢

[@top_banananaplays]

I also refer to my cat as a aminal

[@willlecomber7509]

For the last grand tour special I hope they get James May to do a fast lap at the Nurburgring

[@EresirThe1st]

I hope they do something truly mad like going to the moon

[@5hittyradio]

In a dacia sandero

[@scsutton1]

I believe they're going back to Namibia.

[@duwang2324]

@@EresirThe1stI don’t think that’s in the cards

[@user-qu9yp8pj1k]

It’s probably not going to be anything crazy since it wasn’t planned to be the last grand tour special they all just decided they were collectively too old to do another one

[@spacemonkeys4987]

- Eating weird food (Lamb’s head, sparrows, dragonflies, snake heart etc.) - Richard is a closeted American - James is from the past - “Mayday!” And May’s other nautical terms - Being bad at cooking (caravan fire due to chips, cooking chicken with a jet engine, V8 smoothie, paella) - Bikes are bad and bikers are going to die young - Crashing into each other on purpose at rendezvous - “I’m nursing a semi” - Jeremy’s ideas that somehow include some form of human rights abuse - James yelling “Clarkson!” at the top of his lungs (+ “the silence was shattered by the shriek of an animal”) - Pianos falling on Marinas - Hating the Beetle - Polar bears and ice caps - Americans are fat - The French surrender - Anything to do with World War 2 actually - Various accents - Bad translation books - James is bad with animals - Richard Hammond is an angry man - Jeremy fitting lavatories/bathrooms to his cars - “Dear so-called Top Gear…” - James likes classical music - James also cut his penis off - Cars that are exactly the same as their previous model (Eg: Porsches are Beetles) - The BBC hates Top Gear, Top Gear wants to move to ITV - Fifth Gear - Jeremy doesn’t understand technology - Hating camping - Alcoholism - Voice controls in cars never working - Idiot drivers with Sat-Navs - Hating diesel - Hating speed cameras - Hating speed limits - Traffic Wombles - the Highway Code - Health and safety clothing - “It developed a misfire” - “Buffeting!” - Lurpak spreadable butter - And on that terrible disappointment…

[@jeremyhammond8280]

a man of culture!!!

[@RedJLP]

- Mr Needham

[@AlexMickeyMichalik]

I love you for this!

[@corbinselanne7990]

Oh crikey, it's the rozzers!

[@Shebeast3]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ExAnimoPortugal]

James May's heroic save in the Esprit V8 actually shows what a great driver he is.

[@TimSlee1]

True, Richard would've crashed that.

[@Sintesi.]

well, he has had mika hakkinen and a scottish lady teach him how to drive.

[@WolvieX23]

Jeremy’s “Behbee Jeesuz” is definitely in the top 3 of their gags 😂

[@r.p.k9028]

Greatest trio in tv history. Thank you Clarkson, Hammond and May

[@robertnapier624]

Their chemistry can never be matched or surpassed.

[@nasilemak868]

Greatest trio - pause- in the world

[@wonderland.6]

how old top gear ended 2015 but i’m still watching & looking foward to watching it on youtube is just insane

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

"At precisely Eleven minutes past seven" 😭😭

[@NickkAtNyte]

I'm really gonna miss seeing these three do awesome trips around the world. We all knew it was going to have to end one day, but none of us want to accept it.

[@ethanclark4557]

They were such a fundamental part of my childhood and sense of humour so I’m going to truly miss them. Thankfully I never get tired of rewatching all of it!

[@kurtlagon2023]

3:04 :"HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?" "Don't say that!!"

[@StrayKisswHobyStrayKids]

I've picked up May's habit of saying "Muppet", best thing ever 😂

[@MrTrool323]

James is the true rizzler of the show

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

James really does hate the nurburgring doesn't he

[@aaronbryan5095]

Why not lol? This obsession with Nurburgring lap records is getting more and more ridiculous to the point that some of them are painful to drive on the road and some even loves to tramline all over the road, following every tiny road imperfections.

[@ian1231100]

Let's not get bogged down on whether he hates the Nürburgring or not.

[@bbbbbbb51]

It's moreso he hates that companies use it as some end-all be-all tuning ground.

[@cillian303]

The African guy saying "You try and we see" when Clarkson was trying to get the bmw through the mud to has to be the funniest line said by someone other than the main 3 in Top Gear history

[@alialiyev6168]

- Power. And speed. - You try and we see. 😂😂😂

[@SolaScientia]

I'm honestly with Hammond about hating Genisis. That one song in particular gives me the same reaction he has.

[@devvy_01]

I have that to ABBA

[@SolaScientia]

@@devvy_01 I'm not overly fond of them either.

[@sonofsparda657]

but.... i love genesis, especially land of confusion... theyre great. i have that reaction to christmas songs tho

[@sugarnads]

Fkn prog rock is vomit inducing wankage.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Genesis, Journey, and many many others of that era I put out of my mind. Some of the most overrated drivel ever created. I hate pop music.

[@Duramaxz71]

0:14 I'm allergic to manual labor

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

The top secret location one's are my FAVORITE 😭😭

[@debestcanadian]

Jeremy talking about poo coming out should have been on this list

[@t.c.thompson2359]

Dont know how hard it would be, be a compilation of whenever 2 of them team up againt the third. Its always great.

[@patrickdenengelse9293]

The "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG" bits never gets old😂😂😂😂😂

[@revolver265]

And I was the first to arrive! Enjoying these compilations, keep making more :)

[@RedJLP]

As I had imagined, you’ve done everything properly

[@totenkopf28]

Don't forget roasting each other's car when they meetup 😂

[@TimSlee1]

And Hammond hating water and boats because he's from Birmingham.

[@robertnapier624]

Tonight…. I say let’s not get bogged down…….Richard is adamant he has not had his teeth whitened…….. and James asks if a dead celebrity is not coming on.

[@theumes4553]

would love to see a video with more (or maybe even all) of the examples! i know it would probably make for a really long video with a lot of editing work but it would be amazing

[@Faith01841]

1:42 THE WAY RICHARD SAYS THAT 😭

[@WRCSeb]

6:55 “OOO A TREE

[@CK-kb5zv]

Let’s not get bogged down with ooooooooooo

[@shadzgohan2.0]

5:35 now we know where hamilton got the " Hammer Time "

[@soly-dp-colo6388]

"Back to the Sudio" is misspelled (It says "Sudio"). Lots of memories coming back in these clips.

[@niksv4165]

Good spot

[@GOSS_3]

Dont miss much do you

[@razorback20]

5:50 OMG I never heard that line before, but I'll write it down. It can be turned into a weapon in every petrolhead forum. Epic. 😂

[@Fortunes.Fool.]

What a great idea for a video, good way to explain TG to people.

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

2:53 hey that’s where I go for the Severn Valley Railway gala visit So I bet this is the first time for these guys to ever come to Kidderminster

[@nickhargreaves1935]

Bogged down is a Monty Python bit

[@shaunybwfc123]

James. The man who doesn't like heights also has a pilot's license 😂

[@SanTEXNeeK]

The "James doing it properly" line, just seeing it written like that makes me giggle uncontrollably.

[@Faith01841]

This video is the best Christmas present

[@top_banananaplays]

Whoever gets the first comment should've put "I was the first to arrive"

[@jonvia]

Im not really into cars and I always enjoy watching this show. I feel like thats why its so popular. It appeals to people even if they arent big car nerds.

[@DLGaming2002]

Video idea: Clarkson being defensive of his ambitious but rubbish ideas and/or Clarkson's rubbish ideas getting the better of him Here are some examples: - Cutting the roof off his lorry in Burma, and he ended up having to use an umbrella. - Using a log as a brake, and smashing out his window. - Designing their electric car, it was ugly (but somehow iconic), Hammond needed a cutout in the roof, and the aluminum body blinded them with its reflective body. - The Excellent, enough said. - Using animal bones and flesh for his custom Land Rover, and it got destroyed by a doggo. - Using a jet engine for an amphibious car for speed and power, and he blew a bunch of airplanes over. - Thinking he could drive the hovervan up a weir (if that's how you spell it), and he fried the engine. - Using a big boat engine for his Hilux, and capsizing it by going full speed. There might be more moments where his ambitious but rubbish ideas got the best of him, let me know.

[@whiteplumcat]

Maybe Jezza making a rugby post in Top Ground Gear Force, which fell over conveniently on James' shed

[@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002]

Behbee Jeezuz 😂

[@daimpressionz6248]

“Don’t go to America” …a bit too late for that, I’m native to America😂

[@dazzaboy04]

Currently typing this with an headache

[@Mamin28490]

Merry Christmas everyone

[@TramvayValera]

wonder if people were playing "top gear bingo" on these gags when watching an episode wait, has the last grand tour episode released yet? Conversation street discord could take that idea for a spin

[@johannacharlotte4732]

waiting on seperate compilations on every one of those

[@BillyMaylett]

5:21 moments before disaster

[@joezegers]

My favorite gag is Clarkson yelling at Hammond.

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

I use to use "an" all the time!

[@nodevil13livedon]

Watching this while knowing that their latest GT eps will be their last makes me very sad 😢

[@QF_Dan72]

Some say James May still hate Nurburgring to this day

[@gabereiser]

I miss this show

[@JYD2020]

Jeremy's use of "An" has irreversibly affected how I talk

[@pongsapatsritakayanan3852]

Waiting for Jeremy’s “and then I have a brainwave.”

[@richarddiditall]

“I’m going to steal it.”

[@MYusri-xk9re]

I watched the series so many times and I still can't believe that Richard Hammond a.k.a The Short Hamster survive all the fatal crashes that he got involved into. I have to agree with Clarkson that Hammond with all his car experience but still can't drive in straight line.

[@aimanazrie8944]

i've seen this show since i was a kid AND I NEVER THOUGHT THE LAB COAT GUYS AND GIRLS AS PRODUCERS LMAOOO

[@icestray]

Instead of saying sometimes my genius is frightening, Jeremy’s genius is too frightening.

[@Faith01841]

HAMMOND BEING CALLED HAMSTER 🥹

[@Faith01841]

Richard gives me teeth envy like no other

[@josephashipala6249]

If u followed the show for cars then u missed the whole point.....for me was always about 3 friends on a journey

[@tsup2]

While I fully agree with these top gear vids and lap them up like a cat with milk, you gotta think about how much more this channel can really squeeze out of the show.

[@TStreakMLP]

I'm gon' say it. The law of the land clearly states that Sunburst Orange constitutes as a shade of brown.

[@nicksivert5431]

4:53 Come to think of it, would James's crane truck been the lightest in weight outta the three?

[@jacobrumens9601]

Can you make a compilation of every time they are seen with Russ Swift?

[@levist2441]

James and his Dacia Sandario

[@Johnthecardboardsmileyface]

10:50 Wholesome

[@jonvia]

Behbee Jeesuz

[@superswag9861]

5:14 the last show I saw this in was Viva La Bam

[@hugq14]

Awww! Genisis!! GenZ is more like it!!

[@bjornjohansson1716]

Life is less now when this is over

[@ryanwhyte672]

Well, I don't know because someone is driving a "Jaaaaggg"

[@cidertom5140]

That kia special - my arse

[@xwhogafx815]

Genesis ing Hammond was always funny

[@sallysvision3545]

Agryob - every person who knows russian laughe at least for a 0.0001 seconds

[@gavindawson3108]

i feel like im missing a joke at 10:40 anyone got any idea about the horse?

[@traeyboy529]

4:26 - I think this might of been a bad example since James did cheat in this one by going overbudget.

[@hukama6911]

running gag mate, it's called running gag

[@williamperez8677]

Is the whole show just one big gag? 😂

[@bigpappahemi4263]

I too hate the juke!

[@duckingfuzz7847]

I use smug face and could be worse regularly

[@rampagingelephant7353]

What id give to see James May at the Nurburgring whining and complaining the entire time

[@knicky-xs7ud]

Could someone let me know what episode is 0:51 cheers

[@QF_Dan72]

The Oslo Challenge. SLR vs the train

[@jimmylepog5133]

Why James hates the Nurburgring?

[@1SanderB]

He hates cars that are only being made to be fast around the Nurburgring, and not actually nice to drive in the real world

[@amazonshitcarshow]

what a jock with "Jeremy says "an" "???

[@Faith01841]

8:49

[@Faith01841]

12:45

[@ryana8174]

Was this clip thrown together, by A.I?😅

[@elliotellis5123]

Is the Nissan juke actually that bad? 😂

[@TheOrangeRoad]

Who would have thought the man allergic to manual labor would start a farm?

[@Sintesi.]

9:58 cue the music, doesn't cue the music, not even the first 3 notes.

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

"Ambitious, but rubbish"

[@mirekman6618]

0:08, 3:20

[@razdower]

angry yob*

[@chepesantacruz777]

Im better than richard hammond was

[@maxwellthorpe8004]

god the 12c at 4:42 is so goddamn nice