Nintendo Direct vs Sony Direct

[@SK-ww7ud]

It was so nice of Nintendo to include smaller franchises like Zelda and Pikmin in their anime farm direct, very cool

[@yololthepikminenjoyer]

PIKMIIIIIIIIN

[@robosoldier11]

Ya I really thought they were gonna go the wrong direction and ignoring their core fanbase of Farming games. Really the big money maker for Nintendo.

[@Hip-Gnosis1134]

As the kids say nowadays “based” …………did I do it right?

[@TomNook.]

1000 likes for a 10 minute comment? Damnnnn

[@adithya260]

Well Pikmin can be considered a Farming game if you think about it hard enough. Link was also a farmer at the beginning of twilight princess so we got the full blown farming direct experience

[@Vahmung]

As a farmer, I appreciate the fact that on my limited time off during the day I can sit back and play a farming video game and immerse myself in farming because that defines me. ~Farmson Farmington the third.

[@MrMarsAlien]

Well at least you'll have an easier time farmiliarizing yourself with the games hehe

[@boyanpetrov1683]

@@MrMarsAlien 😂

[@Laeshen]

"It's farmin' time" -Farm Farmer of the Farmingest Farming Farms, Farmerson Farmpatch Farmesby, 5th Farmer of his Farm

[@gsofficial]

of the New Hampshire Farmingtons

[@newman1981]

Farmer!

[@celeschan90]

I was watching this Direct with a friend, and we started laughing more and more with each farming game they showed.

[@bernardoheusi6146]

Nice Did you compare the size of his carrot with yours? (don´t forget to use lube)

[@jesser5138]

@@bernardoheusi6146 No but we can compare if you want open the door

[@enashimo]

Late comment but was the Direct this year really just 80% farming simulators

[@manlito3660]

Same JAJAJAJA

[@JacOfAllTrades.]

What agricultural crisis does Japan have to be in right now to warrant THIS MANY farming simulators?

[@3lle272]

🤣🤣😭

[@Gusenichka925]

They are gonna add family simulator once the population goes down more

[@BronzeLincolns81]

Apparently, they're having trouble farming people.

[@BlueShellshock]

If Japan makes farming simulators because they have a food problem, I don't wanna know what that says about America's love for FPS games.

[@syaba5336]

the same that makes all the sony games?

[@Afaik777]

"Maybe people should get a real spouse" Dunkey flexing his marriage on us now.

[@EmperorSigismund]

Spouse: Has 46,463 hours in Animal Crossing.

[@joshuakimpinski4679]

My wife makes me play these bullshit farming games XD

[@zondor8123]

No wonder Japan has declined population. All their future families are fake lol

[@zecheeseaddict7514]

he basically says to jrpg fans to get some bitches but in a nicer way

[@requiem165]

lol

[@grenko3646]

If i hadn't seen the Nintendo Direct myself, I'd never had believed that all of these farming games actually was announced at the same time

[@harveycustodio2625]

I kinda think that Game Devs loved the idea of Farming Sims because of the impact Animal Crossing had when the pandemic hit, and it has created a small surge of similar simulation games that aren't story-driven or lore-heavy, similar enough to other games like Stardew Valley, Story of Seasons(Harvest Moon), Minecraft, The Sims where there isn't a lot of finality in choices or severity in them, being more Chill and Relaxing, rather than ominous and intimidating. Also WTF do we have to complain and make comparisons, it's like that old argument that Playstation and Xbox are for "Real Gamers" and that Nintendo make "Kiddie Games". It's so bizarre to see something similar to that resurfacing a bit. We should just celebrate the fact that a lot of great games have released this year a few lot more will release in the next few months before the year ends. I kinda hate it this Sony vs Nintendo since I love both and the games they have even if I can't afford both a Switch and a PS4 nevermind the fact that it seems that there is a shortage of PS5 stock.

[@BassRacerx]

@@harveycustodio2625 Nintendo has enough superfans to be self sustaining at this point and there is less pressure to maximize sales to the more general gaming audience.

[@m.f.3347]

@@harveycustodio2625 A lot of the games from the direct are like 10 year old rereleases tho

[@radiomatic1971]

​​@@m.f.3347 sorry, i don't mean to be rude, just curious: maybe you got confused? the 10 year old re-releases were like the ones in NSO Expansion pack and Fatal Frame, the rest are remakes, ports from recent releases and upcoming releases..

[@FMedeiros1994]

and dunkey actually skipped one lmao

[@hypocrite7433]

Best part about this is that they announced pikmin in that direct. You know.... The game where you fight by effectively pulling plants out of the ground.

[@samuelcarvalho5530]

Various Daylife?? Lmaooo they might as well have called the game Tuesday

[@komataneyo]

Your comment is funny it made my day. 4,5/5

[@notfunnydidntlaugh68]

The comment was not funny and it did not make my day. -4.5/5

[@starkar91]

This comment is alright, but it didn't really make my day 2.5/5

[@nuulcoolpro]

You comment is hilarious it made my year. 5/5

[@felizen]

Your comment is a masterpiece, it made my life. 10/5

[@Andres33AU]

In an alternate dimension: "OMG Sony, what's with all the action games!?" - Donkey, the farming enthusiast.

[@rudolflc1684]

So true

[@darKbla23]

Donkey killed me 😂

[@Balloonbot]

"Another Samurai game...no one's ever done that before" - FarmDunky

[@neomcdoom]

No, no, no. Don’t act like those two genres are equal. You can get a real job in real life. I can’t shoot demons in the head in real life and chop their heads off with swords.

[@lred1383]

@@neomcdoom In that alternate dimension, shooting demons is the boring daily life

[@tomachiplays2453]

With all those farming games I can safely say: "This might be a good spot to find some ingredients."

[@PinClockFuntime]

Got me a rare doodah right here

[@fpedrosa2076]

Lance wants something a bit M E A T I E R

[@Hengagenga]

AHA, I've come up with a new recipe

[@conwuzere]

lets show em a thing or three

[@PowerUpT]

Y O U B U M B L E R S

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

"Maybe people should get a real spouse" is the best Dunkey quote of this decade

[@Gomace]

I remember seeing a comment saying "They didn't show the title for Tears of the Kingdom during the UK direct because the Queen had just died." Which honestly is just the most coincidental thing I've ever heard when it comes to naming a videogame.

[@joaquimpower477]

“Tears Of The Kingdom” being announced right when the Queen died, I don’t know if it’s fitting or just really immature that i’m crying OUT OF LAUGHTER from that 😭

[@ninlaw9810]

​@@joaquimpower477reincarnated as ganondorf

[@smilemore7431]

I can’t help but be impressed with the advanced levels of trolling it takes to announce a Pikmin mobile game before the real Pikmin game.

[@TitusSc]

Especially when it’s not even a new game

[@aprophetofrng9821]

I know, could've easily just been straight into Pikmin 4, and then right at the end be like "Oh, and here's a new Pikmin mobile experience we've been working on". Woulda been way better. They just pulled a Blizzard with Diablo.

[@philipsparks6089]

The said thing is its already been out for almost a year lol. They were just reminding people it existed

[@Diphenhydra]

It’s like, hypothetically speaking, you announced a God of War controller to throw people off before showing them a trailer.

[@Ant12468]

part of me thinks they weren't even trying to troll

[@pooppooper9033]

The second time they announced a farming simulation game in that direct I was like “Huh. What an odd genre of game to get 2 games announced in one direct”. And then it happened 4 more times.

[@trippinhard250]

@@ShurikanBlade The OTK direct didn't have a lot of farming games

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465]

@@trippinhard250"uhm, actually this one outlier (and a joke) of a direct didn't have very many farming games" - 🤓

[@Vin50000]

It's even weirder that Square Enix is making two at the same time

[@neylanddavis2898]

@@Vin50000 i honestly thought they were making all of them. The art style is literally the same in all of them.

[@Lumpus_]

Was this for real?? I did not watch the Nintendo Direct and thought this was a joke by dunkey

[@TheRavenRoom]

“Nintendo you gonna have to show one hell of a farming game after that” 😂😂😂😂😂 best line in the video ! Lmfao

[@firestriker3580]

No

[@-Poka-]

​@@firestriker3580the opposite to me

[@qfsrucjcmlzoey]

"Perform over 100 hundred daily tasks," wait what? I already have countless chores irl and now you want me to do countless more chores in a freaking video game?!

[@GeeGe.]

To build character!!

[@TibblesYT]

I feel Sony was really lacking in the farming simulator department

[@yarc9]

They have walking simulators

[@A1K300]

they couldn’t work out the bugs in time

[@nullcoreproject]

Just wait until you see my Yakuza Ishin farm.

[@prasanthraonilapu8809]

I think they aren't aiming for simulator, but rather farming rpg

[@Bungycb]

Sony has GOTY winner simulators. Meanwhile Nintendo has mediocre kiddie game simulators lol

[@orangeinPJs]

The video game industry isn’t actually dying, it’s evolving into a farming simulator industry. Nintendo’s gonna be the one to laugh last

[@wallyhackenslacker]

All the people laughed at Farmville, but little did they know that one day all games would be Farmville.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@wallyhackenslacker Farmville was popular even with boomers, so they were onto something.

[@jmiller6066]

I wouldn't even be mad

[@spooderman6312]

And when every game's Farmville... no one will be

[@KUNAIfever]

its ... kinda correct

[@captain_cloudd]

I love to think that all of these games began development while stardew valley had it's peak success, and now they're showing them all at the same time because they simultaneously had the genius thought of "what if it was anime?" and the games are finally ready to be showcased

[@alexenglish2240]

Well no Harvest Moon has been getting games since the 90s and Stardew Valley is directly inspired by it and Rune Factory, the original rpg dating sim farming sim that is actually a fantastic game and everyone should play

[@captain_cloudd]

@@alexenglish2240 i am aware, i didn't say stardew valley invented this genre of videogames, i'm saying that it feels like some developers tried to capitalize on it's success

[@captain_cloudd]

@@evarchavex4800 Except this video is from 2022 and games need at least a few months or years of development to be showcased. The peak of stardew valley's success was late 2020 and early 2021. Do the math. Rogue was released in 1980, you can't be serious with this comparison.

[@RetroIsWatching]

@@evarchavex4800what about the original games through

[@deanisplemoni]

As that Zelda release date was shown, Dunkey ascended.

[@Odd1006]

the gasp when the release came up made me lose it xd

[@nickc1603]

Sony is going in a bold direction with no farming rpgs on the roster. It really is a shame to see them so out of touch with the wants and desires of gamers.

[@agentalpaca4176]

like check

[@markvsslta3549]

This is why Xbox is better

[@jdiabl035]

Right

[@CheeseOfString]

You never know. Maybe those God of War games will finally catch on 🤷

[@ajtheult7055]

@@CheeseOfString Farmer of War finna hit

[@harrisonbloom816]

It’s a shame Sony is experiencing such hard times and can’t keep up with the massive demand for farming simulators that Nintendo can provide

[@RacingSnails64]

Only Nintendo can help us in our time of need

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@RacingSnails64 But this is too many farming things even Octopath Traveler 2

[@liammclin5722]

@@ricardohoang8452 there is never too much farming simulator

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@liammclin5722 About 10 farming things in that Direct! Not too many? Farming Simulator 2022 is still on Steam BRUH

[@liammclin5722]

@@ricardohoang8452 it’s not enough stardew valley clones i need for Nintendo to only produce farming games

[@Gracericon]

Playstation: *"Play has no limits"* Nintendo: *"Farming has no limits"*

[@TheDude_24]

"Nintendo you gonna show me a BIG farming game after that."💀😂🤣

[@rustyricardo6532]

As I watched this direct unfold, I knew that it would be Dunkey's absolute favorite.

[@spooderman6312]

Rivaled only by that one anime and jrpg direct that only had anime and jrpg games. And pyra/mythra

[@snuggie1849]

@@yungzyonarchive you made a video

[@rimimimimimimimim4170]

nintendo need to learn from sony how to make trailers idk how they forgot the smash bros ultimate trailers were insane

[@juasjuasi4750]

@@rimimimimimimimim4170 they were not directed by the main Nintendo team of trailers but probably HAL and Sakurai himself

[@Abrahambinzz]

His reaction to Pikmin is 😝😝

[@deep-spaghetti]

my favorite part of the Nintendo direct was that it was alternating square enix games and farming games until it finally culminated into a square enix farming game

[@mrshmuga9]

I didn’t even realize that, haha.

[@PeruvianPotato]

Not one but two!

[@bloodmuzzle]

Now THATS some payoff!

[@foghammer9767]

Squeenix churns out too many game, generic games, for Dunkey's claims about AI to be false. Seriously, that studio is huge, but there are other, bigger companies that spew less. And they don't care one bit about any of it. If you develop a game with a story, you have places and people and events in place that you could use to inspire a thematic title, but they go with dumb shit like "Triangle Strategy." Cuz yeah, it's about something but they don't know or care what it is.

[@LutraLovegood]

@@foghammer9767 They should go back to their very original titles like Final Fantasy, Space Invaders, Star Ocean, Parasite Eve, Bravely Default...

[@13ON3S]

For Bigmode’s first game they publish it should definitely be along the lines of a farm simulator, from market research it seems to be the fastest growing game genre.

[@robfus]

i think nintendo took the term "farming" and "grinding" to literally and didn't understood what it actually meant

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Can't wait to hear dunkey's iconic catchphrase again "oops, did I farm THAT"

[@nichenetwork9817]

@@zyonmontango as entertaining as this? Niiiiiiiiiiii

[@bwood6337]

This such a good comment and I don't understand why.

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

its farmin' time

[@abrittishpanfish6269]

*loses all but 1 crop to disease* not even close babyyyyyyy

[@goosechucker2154]

That's my controversy!

[@ElementalResistant]

Its nice to see the farming industry branching out into Zelda and Pikmin.

[@JawGrindingAction]

1m views in less then 8 hours... not on trending.. ok Susanne..

[@averagecartoonfan3519]

@@JawGrindingAction it’s #2 on trending what are you talking about

[@r3dpowel796]

I like farm games.

[@bait5257]

@@JawGrindingAction trending page depends on your region. It's not same for everyone

[@belot217]

How the turn tables...

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

Sony: People fighting with swords Nintendo: People fighting with pillows

[@Vicvillon]

“The real question is can my channel survive the death of the gaming industry” made me actually tear up laughing, thank you

[@asprinjuice8877]

Oh this was unexpected, I didn't realise you watched Dunkey

[@riffcrypt8438]

Will it survive the rebirth of the Future Farmers of America?

[@roxwize]

were your tears the tears of the kingdom

[@chunkny3546]

Hi Vicvillon

[@Muimina]

This made me lose it

[@shazmodeus2795]

I applaud Nintendo for their dedicated effort to get young people interested in farming.

[@letsgochavo9887]

Real target audience is the Moms. Switch is unused while kids are at school, but Moms over dropping hundreds on Farmville. Nintendo, embracing that M.I.L.F. life.. Mom, I'd like to farm.

[@matmoome]

Getting everyone ready for the downfall of society

[@Algebruh2407]

@@letsgochavo9887 M.I.L.F: Man, I love farming

[@simulacrae]

They're gonna need it after society as we know it ends due to climate change and the following wars.

[@RizzerixLP]

They announced a thousand farming games but somehow Stardew Valley is still the best one.

[@Jm-ki4su]

"life simulation" is the politest way of telling gamers to go mow grass

[@lukhw1n657]

4:37 I was not expecting Season of Death to be another freaking farming game. Gonna be honest, I laughed so hard at the same time Dunkey laughed. 😂😂😂

[@freddunt5612]

The new Zelda has so many cool new mechanics! Like farm harvesting and spouse bonding

[@user-et3xn2jm1u]

I'm surprised Nintendo is putting bondage in their game tbh

[@bobbodaskank]

You joke, but if there is not a mechanic for improving your relationship with Zelda after finally saving her, I'm going to give the game only 9.9/10 so help me God.

[@menialbee]

real simulated daily life!!!

[@AvianAnimator]

You jest but the main characters people would wanna spouse are Sidon and Kass.

[@MammalianCreature]

"spouse bonding"🤨🤨

[@Rendolf45]

For most of the Direct the focus was on farming games and Square JRPGs, but when they showed the farming JRPG developed by Square that was when they really caught my attention.

[@internettraveler8666]

That's every direct

[@BloodXIII]

I, for one, am fucking hyped to have an actual heartfelt remaster of A Wonderful Life. I spent a whole Summer without that disc leaving my GameCube and never got past the second year. I cannot WAIT to actually progress in it as an adult with understanding and focus.

[@Ri-ver]

The children yearn for the fields!

[@blazbad]

I’m so glad that Miyamota made a new T-shirt. I was so worried this direct was going to lack in that

[@hectorhernandez7472]

It was made with real farmed materials

[@PixelStacker]

I applaud Nintendo for their dedicated effort to get young people interested in farming. 100%!

[@juantokyo_]

😂

[@maykol33]

The Simpsons predicted this

[@okayokay9569]

brainwash moment

[@anuruddhadas2250]

@@maykol33 please send source

[@jimmymeridian5174]

Just getting us prepared for the post-apocalypse world

[@chileanmilk5486]

When Miyamoto said "it's farming time" and farmed all over the direct... I really felt that...

[@hoot6077]

"A better question is can my channel survive the death of the videogame industry" Had me dyin.

[@Fluffyudders]

It was hard not to notice the insane number of farming games in the Nintendo Direct, but the even stranger thing was that most of them were from Square Enix

[@the13thjoker]

Really ? The only thing I remember is harvesttella

[@somejerk5662]

They're farming farming games, it's a meta joke

[@redcrown5070]

They killed Deus ex for that.

[@binchillin888]

@@redcrown5070 technically, they sold it. They didn't own the original deus ex games either

[@eyesfullofwondero3725]

Square enix will literally make 50 farming simulators but wont make another Sleeping Dogs

[@TheMisterBerry]

I liked that they showed off the new farming mechanics of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. I really think that this is unexplored territory for Nintendo, introducing farming as a whole extra side game to a portable platform such as the Nintendo Switch is a smart move to step in on an entirely untapped market.

[@carloscabrera4776]

I wouldn’t but it passed them if they did do that.

[@LeviathanLP]

A game with farming? What will they think of next?! A game with shooting? LOL!

[@Boomblox5896]

Man, I need more Tabantha Wheat so I can make those Crepes. The farming in this game is CRUCIAL!

[@Offendds]

Nintendo really dropping a bunch of shit games

[@craig3642]

Is there any richer area to farm than THE SKY?! The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Hoe.

[@Guycalledcharles2]

5:26 ZELDA!!!

[@fabiofabiobio]

Are you happy now, Dunkey?! Do you see what you've done, Dunkey?! Clearly Nintendo watched your Splatoon 3 video two days ago and became aware that Octopus Traveler didn't have any octopuses in it, and now they're making Octopus Traveler 2 and they won't let us have any Zelda until we all play it and comment on how many octopi it has. Thanks a lot, Dunkey!!

[@monkfishy6348]

I always love Dunkey's little gasp when he sees the release date for a highly anticipated game.

[@SMA2343]

It’s adorable. It’s more of a “oh. They’re done the game”

[@jdbruiser]

I always love it when Dunkey makes fun of how many chore-like games are coming to Nintendo Switch.

[@teero121]

Is that a thing he does? Never noticed that.

[@TheJubbert]

@@teero121 yeah of course dude it's his iconic Dunkey Gasp

[@bartuakgun4206]

gay

[@jsrhedgehog9981]

All of the farm simulators are Nintendo trying to tell its fanbase to touch grass

[@chumley04]

The nintendo switch: you farm crops whilst we farm your money.

[@johnleonard9102]

Japan must be having a serious issue with their farming economy, so Nintendo is taking it upon themselves to push young people into that career path.

[@HavaNDay]

That… Honestly kind of makes sense

[@tenhovergonha7692]

Actually... Soon the whole world will be facing food problems as the CO2 in atmosphere reduces.

[@Soooooooooooonicable]

It makes even more sense when some of these farming games let you have children, which Japan is also trying to push on it's people.

[@ts4gv]

lol

[@alessiocece2098]

@@Soooooooooooonicable gosh, are you.fckin dmb, seriously now! 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@cydonia2125]

What we really need is a Nintendo-Sony collab. I can imagine a Yakuza farming simulator. Get it done Reggie!

[@mistikalcanavarlarparlamen3265]

Don't wanna break it to ya but Reggie has retired from his job in Nintendo:(

[@konatraprime]

Kiyru would 100% take part in a 20 hour mini game about farming in one of his games

[@obamid39]

@@konatraprime Might be in Ishin, you never know. I sure hope so, I can't get enough of farming games

[@QuentacosIsMe]

@@mistikalcanavarlarparlamen3265 No he got arrested after stealing Mineshaft from Microsoft

[@dio4296]

@@mistikalcanavarlarparlamen3265 no vey, imposibel.

[@mathieue853]

man's greatest invention was agriculture

[@Polengue]

This year was quite the opposite huh?

[@Anothergingerguyontheinternet]

I can't wait for Kazuya to say "you know what guys I'm kind of tired with all this fighting. I'm going to go set up a farm." And the rest of the game is just farming.

[@BronzeAgePepper]

Welcome to the King of Iron Farm Tournament.

[@kwmcintosh42]

Honestly the man deserves it at this point. Let him retire.

[@jerkycow1777]

"A farm is about who is left farming. Nothing else".

[@frozenpancakes]

“I will fertilize my crops with your corpse”

[@BDChupacabra]

@@BronzeAgePepper lmaoooo 😂

[@Garl_Vinland]

“Didn’t look like there was any farming in it.” It will have a different kind of farming, Dunkey, a different kind of farming…

[@average-tree-lover-42069]

Holy shit Garl Vinland from Demon Souls

[@drbuni]

Demon's Souls PS3 was based.

[@Red-nl4lk]

Every Demon has its Soul

[@yolimap]

funniest part is that zelda also has farming

[@ShaquilleOatmeal849]

Nintendo's new slogan gotta be "If you aren't farming... Then rest assure, you are failing"

[@darkartsninja]

When Nintendo said "It's farmin' time" I literally got up from my chair and applauded for 5 straight minutes, 10/10

[@thewaffle003]

Yeah, I applauded for 5 minutes straight, 10 minutes at a time

[@devo076]

I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT FARMING IS

[@JawGrindingAction]

1m views in less then 8 hours... not on trending.. ok Susanne..

[@MrYeahyuhhh]

Imagine how lost someone would be with no context 😂

[@duckonquack6404]

Only 5 minutes?

[@joelkang9550]

It’s so great that the farming industry has decided to branch out and experiment with creating games like god of war and Zelda.

[@goblinhoof6778]

you mean God Of War and zelda.

[@Jayesbe]

@@goblinhoof6778 God of Farms, and The Legend of Farming: A Link Between Communities!

[@warneverchanges4843]

@@Jayesbe lmfao

[@hectortorres5259]

I hope u can get government subsidies too!!

[@flashdr1ve]

@@goblinhoof6778 you mean Death Stranding and Octopath Traveler 2

[@Guycalledcharles2]

4:54 WOOOO WOOOO AURGHHH

[@verkcuos]

maybe life was the farming simulation rpg we made along the way

[@TheNathanTR]

I truly enjoy whenever Donkey runs with a joke, but then reality one ups him and he momentarily breaks character.

[@ItsYurVatoAlex]

Did you just call him.... DONKEY?!

[@mofire5674]

@@ItsYurVatoAlex Bonky*

[@woraschkrutze4517]

@@mofire5674 DINKYDINKY?

[@bigdingus9333]

Sponkly

[@luguini4004]

@@woraschkrutze4517 fenkles

[@philltheotherguy1868]

I sure do love farming, if only there was a game for me…

[@Wisi2018]

League of legends:

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Stardew valley

[@DirectorOFun]

I’ve got good news!

[@UndeadAlv]

@@Wisi2018 top be like

[@Bongbongo]

*snap*

[@shishigamii]

When your reaction to “various day life” came I genuinely had a laughing fit. You are amazing

[@dead_eggs]

Square Enix just got an ai to make farming games 😂

[@bananabread6002]

I’m glad we’ve moved from the strand type game to the farm type game, very innovative

[@tendatonda1634]

Get the f out souls-likes, we have farm-likes now.

[@trevorfilipiak1247]

Strand type farm RPG

[@Stryfe52]

@@trevorfilipiak1247 FarmPG

[@r3dpowel796]

Whats wrong with farm games I like them.

[@arch_sp00ntherasin88]

@@trevorfilipiak1247 we are truly in a video game dystopia right now lmao

[@Nein9Nine]

Finally, after decades of waiting they've released a farm-type game.

[@jessdotie]

for REAL definitely one of the games of all time

[@mekudu-man3804]

@@jessdotie one of the farms of all games

[@AnkfordPlays]

it's almost like an entire group of adolescents that grew up with Minecraft now work in the gaming industry and doing the shit they're nostalgic for

[@KingGameZ43]

*Cough* Animal Crossing *Cough*

[@L.DOT.P.]

Releasing*

[@seacatlol831]

0:55 Xenoblade sounds like a WH40K game. Instead we have Stickbug Monsoon.

[@martinhodges572]

"Mr Miyamoto, the farming direct you asked for is ready!" "No no no, I asked for a NINTENDO direct." "Oh... whoops."

[@shangerdanger]

i'm looking forward to doing 100 daily tasks in zelda breath of the kingdom. if we're lucky they'll include some microtransactions for faster farming

[@whalisten]

Breath of the kingdom LMAO

[@AMan-xz7tx]

I hope they take note from clash of clans and make everything cost exponentially more to speed up, so I can challenge myself financially and finally spend $5000 on a single farming game

[@Chippaization]

Mtx for real time crop growth so you can really take in the farming life

[@Kvltklassik]

Farm AS Link. Join up with Hudson again as he starts Hudson Farm (formerly Chuck's).

[@ianbunch1583]

Well, post-calamity Hyrule needs to redevelop its industry somehow. As always, they'll make Link do all the work.

[@aprendeavivir1]

It’s so great that the farming industry has decided to branch out and experiment with creating games like god of war and Zelda, It's Great

[@Bumbaclaat360]

God of farming Zelda kingdom of farms

[@chrismclean4789]

God of War is a Sony game

[@aprendeavivir1]

@@chrismclean4789 games It's Great

[@aprendeavivir1]

@@Bumbaclaat360 have you tried it yet?

[@aprendeavivir1]

@hen ko Were you born a farmer?

[@lukeanil1336]

I say this with all honesty... I never laughed so hard while watching the same video twice in 3 different occasions but still laughing my ass off - note it was 2 before and I watched it again and its still the funniest shit I have seen

[@offtopic1427]

That's how EVERY dunkey video works

[@offtopic1427]

I'm once again here this is so funny frrr

[@iranam1004]

Farm simulation Arr Pee Jee

[@Guycalledcharles2]

0:45 OH MAA GAAH, OH MAA GAAWD

[@Manacra13]

Now that he says the “AI generated games” theory again, I’m starting think it has some merit.

[@2m7b5]

For real. There's no fucking way humans came up with "Various Daylife".

[@bababanana20123]

Frankly I don't think they care that much about the names. Not to mention the Times New Roman titles being practically identical in terms of logo design make more sense when you think of them as the same series

[@Aeivious]

@@2m7b5 probably just one of those game titles that was directly translated from Japanese and sounds ways less cool.

[@headshot519]

@@2m7b5 From the creators of "Bravely Default"

[@1Thunderfire]

@@2m7b5 Me and my friend were watching this at work and we just ended up dying at that name.

[@Y-two-K]

God of War, Pikmin, and LoZ look pretty good but I think they'd really benefit from having farming mechanics included.

[@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683]

To be fair you could techically farm in botw

[@B0bb217]

I think Bayonetta 3 could benefit from some farming gameplay

[@spider-man9608]

I feel like tekken also needs some farming mechanics.

[@Artetr1s]

@@B0bb217 Oh god 💀

[@artemisDev]

Well original God of War games had some ploughing and zelda games being rpg definitely have farming depending on your needs.

[@gizzin]

5:05 The dunk has such a way with words

[@zapspiders92]

If you think about it....Pikmin is basically farming too since you have to grow the Pikmin

[@cgecko3]

Doesn't help that they have flowers and leaves growing on their heads and you can pluck them from the ground.

[@bihimbam3763]

You farm XP in God Of War…

[@S-RM11]

and zelda also has an anime like artstyle

[@Integritys_Sum]

@@bihimbam3763 you *_might_* be reaching 😐

[@SoshJam]

@@bihimbam3763 but you don't grow xp plants in the ground and harvest them with a scythe

[@teaguytv]

Due to the upcoming global food shortage, Nintendo has got the ball rolling by making everyone who plays on their consoles subconsciously accept the farming lifestyle to come. Excellent work as usual.

[@wistfulanthophila9317]

I'm seeing so many people mention a food shortage, why is that?

[@minerman60101]

@@wistfulanthophila9317 Ukraine was a major exporter of wheat... and well you know

[@Sylentmana]

There's a half-way decent conspiracy theory in there.

[@Pollicina_db]

@@minerman60101 lol what are you on about? Ukraine isn’t even #1 in wheat export, that would be China. Us europens are only going to have a gas crisis and lack of resources to warm ourselves, thats it.

[@matthewryan6187]

​@@wistfulanthophila9317 there's a fertilizer shortage that got made way worse by the war in Ukraine, Russia produces a large amount of products that are vital to make it like potash, we could see yields drop by 50%

[@maguirre16]

Now that Big Mode has been made we're going to see a genuine direct from dunkey in the future

[@MellowMink]

What makes this farming game presentation even better is that Harvest Moon 64 was also announced for the Switch’s Virtual Console in Japan on the same day.

[@lippytrout]

"A better question is, can my channel survive the death of the video game industry?" was the most raw line I've ever heard Dunkey utter

[@l-_olvlo_-l]

I doubt he took more than one take for that one

[@CraftyCarrot]

For the entire direct from start to finish, I kept thinking to myself how much he probably hated watching it. This video was guaranteed.

[@rangusj]

I can't look at anything without viewing it through a hypothetical Dunk Lense

[@Crimsonwtf]

You are thinking of him while you watch something completely different? Bro...

[@samh3048]

@@Crimsonwtf ikr, how dare people think about their favorite creators. actually so pathetic of them, they should just have no thoughts and sit in a land of silence

[@therealozzyosbourne5767]

@@samh3048 people should be having their own thoughts and not thinking of what someone they don't even know is thinking, lol

[@rangusj]

@@therealozzyosbourne5767 bro your name is the real ozzy osbourne and youre not him stfu

[@kiyopawn]

You know, as much as I'm the audience for these JRPGs and stuff. Who THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT SO MANY SIMILAR-ESQUE GAMES IN 1 DIRECT. Even I'd roll my eyes.

[@zeldabaum2663]

4:31 THAT aged like milk

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

So glad to see that Nintendo has finally given us the farming, fishing, and town simulation gameplay that only completely obscure games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing have done up until now. Truly an innovation in the field of pre-2016 gameplay.

[@PSVitaat2am]

At long last our day has come! 😁

[@fireemblemaddict128]

Harvest Moon did it first D:

[@jacksonbrown109]

ayo we both got that red dragon pfp

[@phelipelima4230]

@@fireemblemaddict128 more than 20 years first

[@deanmalto1386]

Rune factory 3 is older than my grandma, i cant

[@PaddyMcMe]

4:37 It's so stupid, it's so so stupid, but the sound effect overdubbed on that scene and the way you can hear Dunkey breaking into hysterical laughter is so good.

[@secretjazz93]

dunkey has one of the most contagious laughs ever I keep coming back to his standup comedy videos

[@lavans5721]

lioliou dunkey can laugh all he wants, he will soon realise his error when I farm 1,000,000 carrots within 2 months thanks to my experience in nintendo's 40th farming game

[@thename2138]

@alissliou3322 at least the good thing might be that farming will not be seen as a filthy career etc and children who are born in farming families will not be embarrassed and feel insecure amongst others

[@TheNinja94a]

@@thename2138I thought everyone already knew farming is cool Well I live in TN so it might be different

[@pinguin4898]

none of the farming games are terrible IN ISOLATION it's just that there are SO MANY

[@JiklopDave]

We can finally add a third video game genre: 1. Zelda clone 2. Soulslike. 3. Farming simulator.

[@Venom-yh2xz]

As a real life farmer I am so excited to pretend to be a farmer

[@bernardoheusi6146]

@dilik mli good one pal do you even have to pay for the condoms he uses?

[@yaioru]

@@bernardoheusi6146 💀

[@sacredbanana1683]

🤣🤣

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

"Maybe people should get a REAL spouse..." Dunkey is speaking from experience.

[@Mast3rLand3r]

Lmao

[@Fhwgads11]

Not everyone can find a gal who will go through everyone she thinks is you on Skype and just message all of them in hopes of one of them being you

[@mon0theist_tv]

He hit the jackpot with her, not all of us can be so fortunate

[@bloodmuzzle]

Nintendo knows its fanbase doesn't get any hoes so they have to release a ton of farming sims to make up for that💀

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@Fhwgads11 "If the bitches don't try to get you, then you must try to get the bitches" -Son Zoo, the Shart of War

[@whoppermelt]

Pretty good direct, missing some farming simulators though.

[@0_Yeah_Im_Man_0]

The description “Whoever wins, Xbox loses.” Lol 😂😂😂😭😭

[@sadpee7710]

i actually laughed out loud, like there's no way they announced more farming games right? what a rollercoaster. just when you think that's it they announce another one edit: nintendo had the better direct by a lot. the suspense actually had me sitting at the edge of my seat. "is it going to be another farming game?!", "there's no fucking way " totally stole the show. just when i thought it was over, always. never felt more alive

[@rwiseart2269]

Nothin’ like going in with no expectations and still getting disappointed :)

[@Highstar25]

what's happened here is just like the year we got like 5 soulslikes and the year we got seventeen roguelikes. All of the slow developers have finally finished their starview valley-likes (including disney)

[@internetguy7319]

@@Highstar25 most of these games are ports from like 3DS or sequels

[@ArcAngle1117]

@@Highstar25 Jesus, when I heard "Farm you inherited from your grandfather" I just about died

[@TheTonVeron]

@@Highstar25 I was thinking it was a response to animal crossing doing so well at the start of 2020. 2-3 years of development. But I guess that doesn't have farming besides flowers and crap.

[@eclecticspaghetti]

Good to see Nintendo respecting the vegan community with their very first plant-based Nintendo Direct.

[@danbakitus1394]

That destroyed me

[@jpfizzle1]

I could Imagine Miyamoto saying “Soy-yuh boy-yuuh” in a thick japanese accent

[@seenundercygnus6870]

Kratos must have killed one of those great plains Predators for that shield.

[@LeCommeiLFaut]

Nintendo is just preparing kids for the future real life food crises

[@LemonGingerHoney]

I wonder if they'll ever try to make games where you have to travel between small quads of land and appropriate grown oval organic objects that can be consumed by humans.

[@leebard9335]

Slime Rancher 2: Largo's Revenge

[@spooderman6312]

Good idea. I'll start game development on 'traveler between small quads of land and appropriate grown oval organic objects that can be consumed by humans: the game' and nobody can stop me

[@TheWaifu4Laifu]

no, but you'll get a game where you have to travel between small ovals of land and appropriate grown quad organic objects that can be consumed by animals

[@artemis1123]

2:26 This might be my favorite dunkey moment. His slow realization that the game was Octopath Traveler draining the life from his soul.

[@supernova5934]

what's wrong with octopath traveler?

[@artemis1123]

@@supernova5934 its a shit game

[@supernova5934]

@@artemis1123 any actual reason?

[@artemis1123]

@@supernova5934 just watch dunkey’s review man.

[@supernova5934]

@@artemis1123 again do YOU have an actual reason