Who Are The Most Useless Nintendo Characters?

These are the most useless, most redundant and overall just laughably bad Nintendo characters...
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List of Characters
Glimmer - Donkey Kong Country 2 (Remake)
Cosmog, Cosmoem - Pokémon Sun & Moon
Regigigas - Since Pokémon Diamond & Pearl
Pichu - Super Smash Bros. Melee
Goldeen - Since Super Smash Bros. Melee
Mew - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
9-Volt - WarioWare: Get It Together
Daigoroh - F-Zero GX
Copy Kirby - Kirby Super Star
Spark Kirby / Plasma Kirby - Kirby's Return to Dream Land
Slippy - Star Fox 64
Every Pokémon - Pokémon Rumble series
Krunch - Diddy Kong Racing
Porky & Picky - EarthBound

[@MissUmbra]

To counter Copy Kirby being useless, you are right for the most part, but you can get Copy as a permament ability in Milky Way Wishes and you can use it to get the abilities of enemies who give you abilities in the other games, so you can essentially play the sub game like any other Kirby game, albiet with an extra step. To counter Spark Kirby in Super Star & RTDL, you can guard while you constantly mash the d-pad so you won’t look like a fool when using the ability.

[@7-Volt]

in RTDL you can even shake your wii remote to charge, so its possible to charge while you are moving around the level or avoiding enemies/bosses attacks

[@Nanospark0]

Copy was probably added to give Player 2 T.A.C., which pretty much gave them free reign to choose their ability without having to sacrifice themselves or rely on Player 1 to give them a different ability.

[@nicholasharvey1232]

Copy can also be used to get the Crash ability from Scarfies, which cannot be eaten. It can also be used to copy an ability from a boss while you are still fighting it.

[@chavesa5]

@@Nanospark0 Respect for T.A.C, easily my little brother's favorite helper that I could give him.

[@nadie4221]

it can actually help you scan scarfy that gives you crash

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

In _Earthbound,_ at least Picky tried to fight back against a Starman, even in one hit, while Porky, in the other hand, is a complete joke as a party member because he barely lay a finger on that alien.

[@thesugaraddict3160]

Porky never laid a finger on that alien

[@firemayro]

@text-Gift376 Fard

[@MarioLuigiFan2468]

But also foreshadows Porky is the Side Antagonist of the Game. Just as a brief mention. :/

[@ihatebots100]

True, he was chanting a magic spell even if it didn't do anything

[@gavynabraar2167]

In one Earthbound Playtrough I had, Picky literally defeated starman jr. In one hit. (It's not that powerful though because buzz buzz & Ness already managed him to have 1 hp left)

[@Beagleboy72500]

Copy is quite useful in Milky Way Wishes actually

[@gjgaming2133]

Its busted against the chameleon boss as well, gets you paint ability. Also copy isn't bad for damage in general

[@vik.o1598]

Also it lets the 2nd player to play as kirby

[@Nintenload]

In Milky Way Wishes, you have to find The Super Copy Things or whatever to get the copy abilities, but with the Copy, Copy Ability you can break the rule and get copy abilities no matter what without finding those things.

[@Superluigi881]

It also produces the helper Tac who is basically a second Kirby with his transformation ability. In some ways he's better. Like how his guard makes him completely untouchable. Even the nerfed version of Tac in Ultra's helper to hero is still busted.

[@IvanFranco120]

Yeah, but the DS touch screen feature already does the result...

[@julianx2rl]

To be fair, Kirby's copy ability let's him copy abilities without having to defeat the enemy, like bosses.

[@Chill-Noob1]

Eat*

[@EnharmonicYT]

Exactly, it’s especially useful for early Milky Way Wishes, and even better as a Helper

[@NetBattler]

@@Chill-Noob1 inhale*

[@Chill-Noob1]

@@NetBattler same thing

[@snowyvul]

​@@Chill-Noob1 *you know what's also the same goddamn thing?*

[@StoMoComedoPro]

Slippy isn't useless, he literally analyses the hit points of a boss, making the bar visible, just like Goombario's tattle in Paper Mario. Anyway, that "Ow" was just so funny at 2:29

[@Superemie401]

Also, he (Slippy is a boy.) is also an important member of the team. You know, the shine used by Fox and Falco in the Smash Bros series? It’s Slippy who created it. Same with their blasters.

[@StoMoComedoPro]

@@Superemie401 Awesome Sauce, I mean it's part of Smash Bros, but does he actually use that shine or have fox use it or something in other Starfox games? I guess he's just not as useful in Lylatwars (Starfox 64) but he still analyses the 'enemy shield'

[@nintendolife25]

I’m getting tired of people using Slippy’s average piloting skills against him when he’s the mechanic and inventor in majority of the Starfox crew’s equipment. How is that useless?

[@StoMoComedoPro]

@@nintendolife25 I agree, yeah, I guess they thought he just wasn't so useful gameplay wise, but yeah, true, sometimes you might invent things but not be good at using them yourself which is totally fine, and I mean, Slippy is underrated, he is my favourite character.

[@Superemie401]

@@nintendolife25 He often gets in trouble.

[@empoleon7750]

Someone very much worth mentioning is Cresselia in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers. Everybody that’s gotten all the way to the finale of that game knows the pain.

[@kalebriss]

All my reviver seeds, gone...

[@rhinastocroc-boulet5189]

Fuck Cresselia. Me and homies hate Cresselia.

[@theghost00]

This makes me think about Rescue Team Red/Blue. Playing as Chikorita or having that mon as your partner was miserable in the main story. Especially the legendary birds and Groudon/Rayquaza + their entire dungeon. Both other grass starters are superior. Bulbasaur got Leech Seed and Powder moves, and Treecko got Leer/Screech which could be combined with a physical attack at least. It’s at least better in the remake because they gave it Ancient Power.

[@Superluigi881]

@@theghost00 Yeah I had him as a partner. I loved my little buddy but man did he die a lot. Also I was a Machop so yeah. Flying types weren't fun.

[@fandenovelas777]

Cresslia is that bad? I remember having 0 troubles with it, maybe bc the most non 100 floor dungeon hardest dungeon needed to be these ones in the ocean

[@CarlosMW]

Kirby's Spark being useless? Hell no, it's one of the best transforms from Super Star. You can nullify the whole "rotate" thing by just blocking and then charging the power

[@skyeschlueter9877]

Yeah, they managed to demonstrate its uselessness using some of the only two games where Spark is worth a damn: Super Star, where it is better as boss killing than HAMMER, and Return to Dream Land, where it is an safe, long-range ability with high ease of use.

[@pikachuliker737]

Light exists too. All it does is to light up like 3 rooms in 2 games.

[@danny_cookie]

Plasma: *has a passive barrier ability that protects you from many enemies and attacks and also possesses some of the highest potential single-player DPS in the game Copy: *breaks Milky Way Wishes by letting you play AS Kirby in a game where you're not supposed to play AS Kirby Slippy: *possesses the remarkably important ability to let you see a boss's health Nintendo Unity: u s e l e s s . i n e f f i c i e n t .

[@Superemie401]

Very funny. Btw… we’re under attacked.

[@Jamison675]

Also plasma/spark can be used better by shaking the wii remote in Kirby Wii

[@nintendolife25]

Spark is actually a useful ability. It generates a shield which can nullify a decent amount of attacks and can be used as a projectile that does great damage. Super useful for the ex bosses, especially Magolor.

[@theflyingmustang368]

I think they just forgot you can shake the Wii remote instead of running in circles in Kirby’s return to dreamland lol

[@gui060804]

What I dpn't understand is they claim you have to run around to boost Spark's power but you can just press R button (guard) and jerk the joystick to charge up. Takes 2 secs and you're at full power

[@MorrisPXG]

And Literal boss Killer

[@atsukana1704]

@@theflyingmustang368one of my favorites because of how it changes the way you play that way lol😂

[@pepperonipizza8200]

I like Spark for its unique play style. But let’s be honest, the range is all it has going for it unless if you want to count visual flair.

[@FrippoBixby]

Plasma/Spark is really good actually. When it's fully charged you're shielded by static electricity which puts a constant hitbox around your character. You're not meant to throw away your charge instantly like that, but rather mow down enemies by touching them.

[@theenderkirby]

Can you please report the channel of the scam bot you got on your comment please?

[@alexanderdahms4001]

​@@theenderkirby It does nohting Is useless

[@theenderkirby]

@@alexanderdahms4001 not really I had cases it caused bots to get banned and scammers to get blacklisted :P

[@alexanderdahms4001]

@@theenderkirby ok but there toundes or millions of these

[@theenderkirby]

@@alexanderdahms4001 I know but at least in the areas I am active I am not gonna give up that easily

[@waheedabdullah6371]

1:25 Captain Falcon: Hey! Why aren't you giving me CDs? Mew: I don't do that in this game Captain Falcon: Get out of here!

[@theenderkirby]

Waheed you got here a scam bot can you please report it's channel it want to harm you for no reason

[@Shiny_Mew151]

Why did they do mew like that

[@Superemie401]

@@theenderkirby I’ll take care of it.

[@Jamison675]

CDs don’t exist here! Go back to Brawl instead!

[@ゼロアーク]

Bro looked at Lucario for a second like: "You see this sh*t, Lucario?"

[@DragonCrosbyBells]

Plasma useless and inefficient?!? I hope you're kidding 😤 It's one of the best Kirby abilities, especially for the Arena (and for Marx) It doesn't require direct contact with the enemy, so it's also safer than a lot of other abilities!

[@carloscd6791]

Exactamente

[@MrZongalito]

Actually the copy ability for Kirby does a very cool trick, if you use it on a scarfy, you get the crash ability, an enemy that You actually can't absorb

[@IvanFranco120]

It makes the only instance in a Kirby game to have Scrafy having an ability, that Kirby cannot inhale normally...

[@thesugaraddict3160]

Interesting. I wish I knew that when I still had the game.

[@Superemie401]

Emergency! Emergency! Bot found!

[@ayo.2022]

Came here because I saw Spark Kirby in the thumbnail. Just wanted to say that if you know to mash the control stick/pad while using it, you can charge it up to max within seconds, making it one of the most busted copies out there. This helped me a lot in my Super Star Arena and Soul Melter EX runs lol

[@gengarezi2212]

the last reply on this comment is a scam, do not text them.

[@WarterHat6232]

It’s tedious to do If you want busted then just use Hammer of Tornado lol

[@ayo.2022]

@@WarterHat6232 fair enough lol

[@YeahILikeSonicEXE]

9-Volt: *(exists)* Bowser: You're gonna have a *Bad time*

[@enricogori1945]

It's so good to see so many people come out in defense of Spark, Copy, Krunch and Slippy! 1) Not only is Spark useful because of the plasma shield it generates, but it can be recharged, other than shaking the Wiimote in the Wii game,but also pressing left and right quickly: no need to walk for a long time. Plus, Wisp, the helper, is cute 2) Copy has been abundantly discussed, and T.A.C. is definitely a fan favourite 3) I never used Krunch, only Diddy, Tiptup and the little mouse girl, but I see that many people did: challenge isn't uselessness 4) Slippy is a mechanic, not a fighter,he's there for the specifics! 5) Cosmog and Cosmoem are that way because they are not meant to be used at all: they're part of the story, until they evolve into Lunala/Solgaleo, unlike Magikarp, which is designed to offer a rewarding challenge to the player 6) Pichu is there for variety and offers a harder to hit character, who's also very light: it can be annoying. On Glimmer I agree.9 Watt screams CHALLENGE! (without him we wouldn't have the adorable Nintendo microgames!) :D

[@theenderkirby]

Just report the scam bot's channel please

[@LoraLoibu]

It's 9-Volt not 9-watt lol

[@enricogori1945]

@@LoraLoibu Thanks! :D

[@WarterHat6232]

Plasma Wisp carries Plasma

[@PoyoDreamer]

Whoa hold up! Plasma useless?! it's the best ability to use to speed run the arena in super star.

[@DragonCrosbyBells]

True.

[@theenderkirby]

Poyodreaner there a scam bot on your comment can you report it' channel for imposting please

[@annieskywalker9290]

4:02 in some games you could only do form an electric shield around you that only protected you from enemies and you could only stand still

[@theenderkirby]

Annie please don't listen to the scam bot is better off report it's channel

[@silvypie2627]

Spark is the best ability for speedruns in planet robobot

[@IvanFranco120]

For most bosses...

[@WarterHat6232]

Hammer: Allow me to introduce myself

[@moronribbons5774]

Cosmog is pretty sad because it also has a pretty cool attack animation where it swings one of its puffs, even mock smear frame stretches the shape and everything. I think it still does that in refresh at least...

[@NetBattler]

What about goldeen? He's beyond useless even in smash Bros 64 😂

[@alvaroperez2349]

0:42 wow, and I thought Magikarp was worthless...

[@yveshku5583]

Magikarp did at least get offensive moves in later generations. As things are now, Cosmog and Cosmeom are the only two that add nothing to a battle.

[@emoji3266]

@@yveshku5583 and Magikarp can evolve to Gyardos

[@yveshku5583]

@@emoji3266 Cosmog eventually becomes Solgaleo/Lunala. Your point is?

[@emoji3266]

@@yveshku5583 Magikarp doesn’t need a lot of time to evolve compared to Nebby

[@justashinyfueococo5239]

Magikarp is not useless anymore since they have given it Hydro Pump as a move it can learn by TM since Gen 8...Nebby doesnt do anything and it evolves to Solgaleo/Lunala at level 50+

[@samba1one531]

I love how Nintendo Unity always finds a way to squeeze Earthbound in

[@theenderkirby]

Samba can you report the channel of the bot you got here is a scammer

[@samba1one531]

@The ender Kirby I did Yesterday I reported it under spam. I did it again now.

[@theenderkirby]

@@samba1one531 but did you report it's channel for imposting I didn't mean his comment but his channel directly?

[@samba1one531]

@@theenderkirby oh ok

[@Superemie401]

@@theenderkirby Also, it’s a bot.

[@Motolmang]

man, don't shit talk Slippy he's done some incredible feats in each of the starfox games to show how he's essential to the team

[@Superemie401]

Yeah! If one of Fox’s main teammates weren’t with him, I bet the young fox wouldn’t survive the very first game. And he shows the health bars of all bosses except some, such as the Star Wolf Team and Andross.

[@annieskywalker9290]

The copy ability was only usefull in milky way wishes and if you didn't had the ability you had absorbed

[@PichuKnight.]

As a Pichu Main in Melee, I have to say he is actually not useless at all, of course he is compared to Pikachu, but what a wonderful character in my eyes! ... He introduced me at the Melee competitive scene, and for the best! Pichu has changed my life in a significant way, thank you Pichu...🥺

[@ekasm8000]

Youre delusional, Spark Kirby RULES!

[@WarterHat6232]

True

[@waheedabdullah6371]

They could've made Mew useful in Ultimate by transforming into random Pokemon and attack

[@varonman7283]

That would be another Ditto

[@waheedabdullah6371]

@@varonman7283 better than doing nothing

[@zeospark9715]

Mew can literally learn nearly every move. It could've did something similar to Metronome in a way or like use different moves one after another (like sleep, freeze, fire one after another). Mew is supposed to be the rarest mon in existance not to mention the rarest to encounter in Ultimate so it'd make sense it had the most moveset

[@DryWallMockery]

@@zeospark9715 a good way to add on to this, make it turn into a stronger version of a random partner pokemon.

[@PeterGriffin11]

@@zeospark9715 They did Mew dirty

[@jairog2787]

Mario: you know what's funny though, we're trying to save waluigi and now we're all gonna die Link: and I don't even like waluigi Luigi: who does he's an idiot

[@Azureblue25]

Funny to see an Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs reference on here lol 😂

[@IvanFranco120]

LMAO

[@josht6088]

Plasma is the best ability in the entire game in Kirby Super Star. It's inclusion singlehandedly invalidates the list.

[@WarterHat6232]

Hammer: Sword: Paint: (ok maybe not) Bomb:

[@gamebitz7397]

I was about to have a full on rant when I saw Spark (plasma) in the thumbnail. That ability has helped me through so many Arena Battles

[@skyjack1]

I like how the channel owner literally ignores that full-charge Spark has great piercing DPS for something with massive horizontal range. The damage aura is nice too even if its only use in Arena is to one-tap weak projectiles.

[@theenderkirby]

Bitz report the scam bot's channel that you got here please

[@Superemie401]

@@theenderkirby Let me handle this!

[@MrO_64]

Quick honorable-mention to Galeem and Dharkon Spirit traits Bane of Darkness and Light being completely useless outside of the adventure mode. Context: Does additional damage given or taken enemies that are affiliated with Darkness or Light respectively.

[@carlosbarraganrosillo3534]

Poor Diddy. RIP. Slippy. Krunch is very slow. The worst Pokémons. Poor Captain Falcon. Kirby had all powers. NESS is very brave.

[@karar.kendall4872]

9 volt game over

[@PhazonOmega]

Plasma Kirby is strong, actually. I can fire fully charged attacks constantly. (About 1 per second.) The short ranged spark that you get half way through charging can be strong, too.

[@KaizoM]

Copy useless? How to identify someone who never played with 2 players Kirby Super Star.

[@sadtooncat]

Krunch is actually pretty fast, it's just that his handling and acceleration are complete dogshit and the other two unlockable characters not only have better speed than him, but also better turning/accel, completely outclassing Krunch. Krunch's handling is so bad that even speedrunners (when they aren't using TT) go for Banjo instead despite him being slightly slower just because he controls better.

[@Leeffe]

The sleep copy ability deserves a spot on here more then plasma/spark since it's completely useless

[@Clownin-round]

My man hating on spark, in rtdl and its remake, you can shake the controller for a SUPER quick charge, and do up and down attacks in the air without moving. Really nice for the new True Arena

[@brianbga2551]

To be fair, pichu isnt the only useless charecter in meele, bowser and kirby also does. Bowser's recovery is too predictable and kirby is the worst because his air speed is too slow and recovery is far beyond predictable, U-throw makes him lose all the jumps, Foward and back throw can be escapable easily and a lot of problems. both of them are worse than pichu (dont ask why i have a kirby pfp when i say this im lazy to change pfp)

[@LastyGhost]

What's interesting is that, in the Pokémon games, Goldeen *can't* learn Splash in any way...

[@ichamsakkar4249]

Really? Spark Kirby but no Sleep Kirby?

[@nathanlamont9920]

Krunch is not bad in Hovercraft and Plane, the issue is....Drunkstick exist.

[@NadrianATRS]

I always thought Kirby doing “Sleep” in the NES game was the most useless. It doesn’t do anything. “Ball” isn’t very useful either because it’s easy to take damage.

[@DragoonMyuutsu]

I found it strange Sleep Kirby wasn't mentioned in this video as well.

[@IvanFranco120]

Sleep wasn't useful, until Battle Royale.

[@WarterHat6232]

@@IvanFranco120Squeak Squad (it gets your HP back to full):

[@maneruloquendero]

1:24 I just noticed how uninspired that "meeeww" sounds in Ultimate compared to past Smash titles

[@IvanFranco120]

Sounds like an damm cat...

[@waheedabdullah6371]

Am I the only one who likes Spark Kirby?

[@zeospark9715]

I like Spark/Plasma Kirby as well and his ability is REAL fun to use in Kirby Air Ride. The fully charged blasts actually home in on your opponents and deals SO much damage!

[@IvanFranco120]

Plasma is one ability that can go through most walls...

[@theminebloxcraft5779]

YES OUT OF 8BILLION PEOPLE YOU WRE THE ONLY ONE CON GRADUATIONS

[@davidmitchell2250]

I found Krunch fairly good to control in a plane, I had to hold the R button the whole time and turn a little earlier to conpensate for the handling

[@Superemie401]

Are you gonna listen to that spammer?!

[@marcopikachujibanyanramos]

But Spark/Plasma are great Kirby copy abilities⚡️😕👍

[@IvanFranco120]

It has the usefulness for going through walls.

[@WarterHat6232]

Spark is good bc of the barrier you can spam For plasma you have to tediously shake the controller which is NOT worth the time

[@joelfletcher4584]

4:00 The Fact That You Have To Run In Circles For This Ability Really Evolves My Milcery

[@prizm9515]

Why is Plasma Kirby on this list? Plasma Kirby is arguably the most overpowered ability in Kirby Superstar. It has the second highest DPS on bosses (second only to hammer flip which has terrible range and a ton of start up lag). It has infinite range. The largest hit boxes in the game, and it also gives you a static shield that protects you from projectiles and damages enemies.

[@inkninjelani-akin4745]

I was seriously stunned seeing it on the list lol. How is Plasma the most useless ability, in a game where Sleep Kirby is a thing? Plasma is my go-to boss destroyer.

[@TravistarYT]

In Miitopia, the escort characters vary in terms of usefulness, most providing heals and pitching in varying bits of extra damage, or even using class skills if the character has a class. The Prince from a Nearby Land, however, is 100% useless, hurling mere insults and bragging, instead of doing anything, and even taking credit for the win after the battle. Even Ex Dark Lord outplays him, and they only have banana heals and 1 damage rock throws.

[@Superemie401]

True. Even Slippy is more useful than him!

[@zigazav1]

Also, btw, while I dunno if this counts as a "Nintendo" franchise (as I do not remember who developed the series) in both Custom Robo games we got in America, they have a lategame unlockable Robo set that is utterly terrible to play as. For the Gamecube entry, it's the "trashcan" set, while in the NDS entry, it's the "Chick" set (Chick as in a young chicken), both perform terribly and both are unlocked very late game. If not postgame. I forget when exactly you can unlock both of these terrible Robos, but I think I remember I had to beat the main story to even have a chance to unlock them. And if I remember this correctly as well, I think the games make you work so hard to get these terrible Robos. My memories of Custom Robo games is barely existent.

[@CodeKirby]

Copy, while seemingly useless, actually lets you copy abilities from enemies you normally could never inhale. For example, scanning a Scarfy will not anger it, and you get crash from it. The helper, TAC can also now copy abilities as well, and discard it with A (would be Y today)

[@theenderkirby]

Heya I am sorry for the call but you got here a scam bot can you please report it's channel

[@88megagirl]

Spark is the opposite of useless if the game has motion controls. Just a little shaking of the controller leaves enemies in your wake. I used spark to beat the true arena in return to dreamland

[@Se663-lc3gt]

Thumbnail: Gives reasons why things are useless. Also thumbnail: SPARK KIRBY

[@KycenPetersen]

Spark and Plasma are two different abilities. Spark is from Kirby’s Adventure (Coby Ability’s origin game) and Plasma from Super Star. Spark originally only had the move Spark Attack, a stationary move that surrounds Kirby in electricity, then was expanded in following titles. Plasma only had Power Charge and projectile moves. With Spark being expanded and given ranged moves, it became move viabile. Before Kirby Star Allies, Plasma was a very situational ability that was desirable for bosses or skipping a very small amount of puzzles. It wasn’t completely useless, but it wasn’t the best for clearing enemies quickly for casual players. Also I feel like Copy was intended to give Player 2 a chance to share an ability with Player 1 (since creating a helper would forfeit Kirby’s Ability) as the Copy move doesn’t defeat most standard enemies. It’s use in Milky Way Wishes is mostly where it’s desired.

[@Dark_Mario_Bros.]

The Copy copy ability actually can be handy in Milky Way Wishes, not to mention it's the best player 2 helper option since it will work in similar way as kirby, being able to copy any ability without the need of self destructing or kirby throwing their ability away

[@BORLMBK]

I like how Regigigas was too strong so instead of just reducing it’s stats they gave it an ability that makes it weaker then it becomes too strong after 5 turns

[@lionpaladin]

Even when I was in junior high when Kirby Super Star came out I figured out how to just block while charging up Plasma, keeping you safe before releasing a blast. C'mon now.

[@nathantantanwinijkul1739]

Cosmog/Comoem can set up something like healing up one of your Pokémon Pichu’s FS in ultimate does more damage than Pikachu’s FS

[@crimsonemperor2219]

Join a double battle, hit regigigas with worry seed changing its ability to insomnia, have fun

[@CinnaSwirls]

1: In Milky Way Wishes, Kirby DOESN'T have the ability to copy abilities on his own and Copy can be gained at the very start of the sub game. 2: Copy allows you to copy mini bosses right away, and even the Scarfy enemy. Scarfy gives Crash and cannot be swallowed. 3: Play with a friend, turn copy into a helper, and you've got the best helper in the entire game. Tac can become invulnerable with guarding, and has a very good attack if you save if for a mini boss or a boss. If you don't, Player 2 gets to choose their ability for themselves. Honestly, it's baffling how many people miss these very obvious uses, especially the first one.

[@CinnaSwirls]

Regigigas has finally been given the move Protect lately to stall out Slow Start, if I recall correctly. Even then, can't be worse than Unown. You can guard with Spark Kirby so you can stand in place while you charge, and in Kirby's Return to Dream Land you can shake the Wii remote instead. Once you learn to get the charges quickly it's very high ranged DPS. Spark is a good ability. You're right about Krunch being useless, but by the time you're racing T.T. you should be releasing A right before the zipper to get a better boost, it will be green fire.

[@Theyoinkysploinker]

Well ironically spark is the most broken ability against the final boss in both phases for kirby in dreamland for the wii (and the remake on the switch)

[@julienbronsch5039]

As far as I know Sand took the Spot in the remake

[@Theyoinkysploinker]

@@julienbronsch5039 yeah, it did

[@kaydenhrtan8677]

Daigoroh's race car is named the "Silver Rat", but its body and grip is terrible, while its boost is high.

[@marcelopaulo446]

Ah yes my favourite nintendo character,Sparks kirby.

[@remusserediuc9896]

Copy can also be used in two player mode, so the other player can become a Kirby (sort of) themselves and they can get what abilities they want.

[@robertthechannel1799]

Nintendo Unity: Spark/Plasma is useless Spark/Plasma Noobs: Hold my beer

[@goonking420]

I say plasma is useful!

[@earlwilliams7754]

Slipped does have one great feature; he can bring up the boss's health bar.

[@Superemie401]

1) His name is Slippy. 2) Unfortunately, he can’t show Andross’ health bar (Fox told him and his team to get out of Venom), the one of Star Wolf (They’re four with their own health bar. Do I need to say more?) and the boss of Titania, as he’s holding Slippy captive until Fox rescues him, where he acts normally. Also, if Spyborg takes Slippy down, he’ll one shot him and the health bar will disappear.

[@greentoasterfish7772]

Spark was my favorite ability in Kirby’s return to dreamland because you could shake the controller instead making it much better

[@nasiersteven5164]

TBH, SSBU Mew should have acted like a worse version of Gardevoir like a small shield

[@BJGvideos]

Cosmog/Cosmoem are only useless in gameplay. In the story they have the ability to open the way to Ultra Space Regigigas was made for double battles. Pair it with something that swaps abilities and go to town with it!

[@ProfessorXenoblade]

Kirby's "Copy" Ability isn't totally useless. It's a pretty good source of damage against bosses, and in Milky Way Wishes, it's the easiest way to get abilities you haven't unlocked. Warioware GIT 9-Volt slander seems like a skill issue, my boy

[@FTChomp9980]

Nebby is weak therefore it belongs in the bag!

[@Kazmahu]

As well as what other people have said about Copy, it also creates a Helper that can steal and discard abilities freely while under a second player's control, making it quite fun and flexible in co-op. And Plasma/Spark is far from useless. By blocking, you can charge it quickly in place, getting a shield that destroys most projectiles and knocks enemies back just by being close. You can also hold charge for quite a while and quickly re-boost it when it starts to wear off.

[@ecstaticwooper368]

I feel like the inclusion of spark kirby was just you desperately trying to find something below average in a nintendo game to pad out the video

[@Ryusuta]

Dude seriously thinks Spark is useless? Just.... wow.

[@manupm9161]

Another useless things are the small ally units in every warriors game, they literally are unable to kill any single enemy unit, no matter how weak it is

[@snowsugardashietheaircatgi932]

9-Volt doesn’t deserve to be useless, he’s so cute! 💖💖

[@latexu9589]

2:20 Quite ironic that 9-Volt is the least viable character to use in his OWN microgames! It's like, the opposite of "home field advantage", or something.🤣

[@Amelia_Daughter_Of_Rosalina]

I may be wrong but you can charge up the spark ability by pushing down on the d pad

[@dorkfish1275]

spark is pretty good actually, shaking the wii remote charges the attack up so you can constantly have a charge shield that protects you from most attacks up and running.

[@coleminer8847]

In Return to Dreamland and Star Allies, with spark/plasma you can just shake the controller

[@Glasgowphilosopher]

Falco needs to be rescued more often than Slippy because he's a reckless idiot who forgets to check his g-diffuser.

[@knuckenfutz9972]

0:45 metapod? My boy does not deserve this slander

[@cjszero01]

Hey, in Slippy's defense, if he's not there then you don't get to see the boss's health meter. Making him arguably more useful than Peppy, Falco, and even Krystal.

[@Superemie401]

Ok, about attacking, he’s the worst of the team, but about defensive, I guess he’s the best? But each character have their speciality. For example, Peppy gives advices to the others while Falco looks for shortcuts and warn Fox if he finds one.

[@alvarochaves1999]

Slippy Toad created the android NUS (R.O.B. 64 outside Japan), the translator that Fox used in Star Fox Adventures... The Copy ability is the only way to get the Crash one from Scarfy. The Spark ability can also be used as a shield when charged. Krunch is the 3rd faster racer of Diddy Kong Racing.

[@Mythol-OG]

What’s the song that plays for most of this video

[@Imthespeedyboi]

Copy and plasma is the useless Sleep ability: Am I a joke to you? Edit:Copy is not so bad yes Kirby can absorb too but he can't absorb some of the ability like the crash for example

[@BlackWidowYesEternalsNo]

2:24-2:50 The Eternals while fighting Kang the Conqueror

[@DanyRobertHunselar-sq3kp]

What's the music between the shorts?

[@ksk1818]

Game Freak saw nuzlockes and said 'we can do that!' The result: pokemon rumble

[@LordRemiem]

Poor Regi :( I'll never get why he should endure such bullshit: Slow Start is even hard-coded in Legends Arceus, a game without abilities. He's useless in competitive and not worth using in a playthrough 😭

[@rautamiekka]

Slippy even sounds like a 6yo ... Ppl had complained about him so much, but I had 0 clue he even sounds useless.

[@Superemie401]

That’s because he’s actually voiced by a woman. Why? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@rautamiekka]

@@Superemie401 What do you mean by "why" ? I meant ppl really hate him, and his VA is doing a good job making him unique by making him sound like a useless lil kid, if that was how he was designed.

[@toastnuances]

how dare you, Nebby is perfect

[@zigazav1]

The "Copy" Copy Ability is useless in most of the gameplay of Superstar for a reason: It's designed to solely be discarded into becoming a Helper: Tac. However, the only use it has to be useful, is in Milkyway Wishes, since Kirby cannot directly copy his enemies there, and only if you get it fairly early-on through a secret path (I dunno if that's exclusive to the "Ultra" remake of the game though, I think I've only seen gameplay of that secret place on Superstar Ultra, and only because chat in a livestream, directed the streamer to that location early-on in Milkyway Wishes.) since, in Milkyway Wishes, the way you get Copy Abilities is through obtainable collectibles you can use at any given time to gain that collectible, that do not get consumed after use. If you already have most, if not all, of the Copy Abilities unlocked already, the "Copy" Copy Ability is useless to Kirby there too.

[@VixstraLarge]

In Copy's defense, it's both a funny attacking move if it doesn't copy anything and it's a good thing in Milky Way Wishes, and Tac is actually a beast in Helper to Hero

[@EmeraldoTheDragon]

On the subject of useless Pokémon Abilities, Archen and Archeops have Defeatist which is just as bad as Regigigas' Slow Start. It halves their Attack and Special Attack stats when their HP is down to half or less.

[@ChaosandKirby]

Spark is good for the Magolor races in Kirby's dream collection special edition cause you will want to always be moving in those. Other then that, the ability is annoying.

[@Superemie401]

Actually, Slippy is a great ally! He’s the only one who can scan the boss’ shield (Except Star Wolf and Andross) in the Star Fox series. His main default is that he often gets in trouble. In case of Andrew, I can’t blame Slippy, since their AIs are programmed to attack each other until one of them retreats. (It’s also the case for Leon with Falco, Wolf with Fox and Pigma with Peppy.) Sometimes, Slippy can even defeat Andrew by himself, without Fox’s help!

[@trainboy13brightonworkssha87]

There is an ability called Light in Kirby's Adventure which is FAR more useless than Spark/Plasma and Copy (There's also Metal and Paint which are useless, but at least they can still attack enemies while light just lights up a room...and that's it, it can't even hurt regular enemies)

[@diamondcom8545]

4:19 Say what you want, but shaking your wiimote and running towards enemies makes you feel unstoppable.