We Got FOLLOWED By a Crazy Stalker

Nick and Malena go on a hike in norway to catch some fish, but this happened...
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[@princejohnofprincejohn3380]

Nick eats two hamburgers right before the hike: Why do I feel fatigue?

[@ItsDSP]

To be fair, hiking is such a European/liberal thing to do. Gamers are a different breed 😎

[@Gandorhar]

@@ItsDSP The fuck is "European/liberal" ? :D

[@gareds9431]

@@ItsDSP Soft

[@Mr.Helper.]

@@gareds9431 hiking is for puucee… hit the gym

[@ensteffo]

@@ItsDSP Hiking is liberal? that is a hilariously stupid thought.

[@360Fov]

lmaooo Malena could hardly contain her laugher... she knew exactly what she was doing when they started walking and nick was dying hahahah

[@KurtisWilson06]

Nick really out here being outpaced by someone who's hips could dislocate if it's too windy

[@levant5378]

The chatter who said "I'm in the trunk" when they opened the note fucking got me man

[@deputybirb]

Nick weaponizing his incompetence against Malena's hip lmao

[@Vargas_Shezar]

Malena looks so happy. Good for her

[@AlphaM87]

and swollen

[@kyleny8010]

Give it a couple weeks she’ll be back to being miserable

[@mikhailkoba8453]

I liked how she tried to hide second chin the whole video. you can immediately see the girl came home to her mama

[@AyubuKK]

Frankly, I initially thought that had been scripted.

[@xavvierr5544]

dude was gonna have a heart attack from walking

[@NatDgr8t]

The pogo counter goes up so quick , I skipped 10 secs and it went up by 3 points.😂

[@mr.williams9237]

Time stamp ? So i can also skip

[@LeKami]

​@@mr.williams9237 1:22

[@KevinBowie]

In Norway we have fishermans vest and back home in, America we have bulletproof vest - Nick. I almost choked on my McDonald's nuggets with that quote 😂.

[@jamjoe6314]

I don't even believe Nick could ever run a LAP in 4 minutes, much less a mile. 😅

[@HEDWARDMUSIC]

100% on ice

[@ruslanannamammedov9740]

Good editing as always. Thank you

[@JimBigIron]

LOL!!! Nick: "If you poop on the floor, I wanna clean it up." Malena: "That's not..... We've never done that" rofl Malena's comedic timing is getting good!

[@Darkz3rlz]

The editing on these is insane

[@drparker135]

The panda being kept there and more scaling bought was insane

[@lawl6769]

im glad he was wearing a cap when he told us he ran a 4:30 minute mile in highschool lmfao

[@Ticklestein]

I see the hike up, and I’m like “These are the ones that liberated us in ‘45?!”

[@EthanLong]

malena reeling nick in while he was powering through it

[@nandoginkaku7610]

Nick has to have hypertension stage 3. Not wishing it on him, but the way he eats and is gaining weight. How can he possibly not be accumulating health problems one by one as we speak

[@hawaiisurferdude6714]

he will hes rich and has no self control with food. watch him blow up more lol

[@niabiii]

​@@hawaiisurferdude6714 He has no self control period.

[@_SixthDay_]

I’m a big guy and a mile is not that bad cmon Nick.

[@NaderinZim]

Dude, I'm badly in shape and I still managed to walk 20 miles in a day, sure I didn't want to move for the rest of the day after that, but it's definitely doable to do 5% of that.

[@_SixthDay_]

@@NaderinZim Yeah it might take me 15-20 minutes to finish a mile but I’ve never been tired from just walking away from the car lol. Nick has to cut back on that Whataburger.

[@samhall7133]

3:33 I legit got stuck on an elevator for 15 minutes at work. I was scared it would be all day :(

[@dreambigboy]

malena looks so norwegian with the handsome squidward look

[@ruben713]

It’s official. I can no longer stand Nicholas’ constant bitching. 😅

[@SICRoosterKido]

The oompa loompa Russel LMAO

[@macin6931]

Bro thats barely a hike thats a walk xD

[@Keidric]

A pair of electric bikes (if legal) could be a nice way to get around for this type of thing. (P.S. If the distance was 3KM.. That is equal to almost 2 miles) Cheers!

[@bturcany]

If You're under the age of 45 and able bodied and need an electric bike for a 3km trail like this that is very sad. It's not even a hike but an uphill walk. If not on foot at least on a normal bike...

[@bturcany]

@@MagisterMittens I'm not talking about your scooter. I'm talking about the use of e-bikes which hinder the sport of biking.

[@Name._.H3re]

6:50 this is how the corn i like start

[@Bxkkon]

1 mile? That’s such a short hike LULW

[@Samsonfs]

147bpm after walking literally 200m holy fuck

[@littlepickle8253]

He made it seem like the blair witch prequel with all his complaining

[@morrisdavidmullings9833]

Nick is seriously unfit

[@insert6190]

*American

[@ezragoldberg3132]

He looked pretty good after Camp Knut. He should have kept it up

[@dead-river]

trout is so tasty the trick is to cook it with the bones in and the whole spine with the bones should peel right out

[@Plague_Doc22]

The stlaker was XQC.

[@colin5493]

no way you're that bad at freshwater fishing from the bank

[@Brennanan]

the title was less than 1 minute of the 15 minute video

[@benboudreau1221]

those hamburgers put him into retirement

[@megablario842]

It’s crazy how Nick is more scared of a natural animal than a human-made contraption

[@bturcany]

Aaah yes... natural animal as opposed to the popular human-made animal.

[@zirkereuler5242]

@@bturcany Im a human-made animal

[@qwi2311]

1 mile is not 3 km. 😂 Nick is a former athlete who now can’t walk 2 miles. 😂

[@cyneelyte]

and a mediu-large fries

[@watchdog163]

Lol! "Punch you in your f*tta."

[@thesickandwounded]

Only americans think 1mile is a hike

[@slugoo6474]

Wow you are so sophisticated!

[@lCoolPartner]

Proposal marriage video when?

[@Ticklestein]

00:55 - 3km is like 1.9 miles?

[@gankie1956]

A mile in 4½ minutes? Absolutely not lol He's so out of touch with fitness he doesn't even know realistic times lol

[@vael123]

did Malena really get gaslit again by nick comparing a falling down elevator at teminal velocity to someone death, with a fish out of water?

[@rrGeeks]

better check the car for trackers

[@xvalandi]

Was that a Porsche cayenne ?

[@MichaelArdo6]

As someone that goes fishing regularly this hurts to watch

[@themetal6216]

malena hunting with a spear is like a sex dream for me ngl.

[@eevvaann11]

Id sooner swim with a shark than get into an old elevator again. I lived on the top floor of an old apartment complex in college and the elevator dropped 3 floors on me... 3 times.... Also many blackouts in the building trapped a bunch of people in the elevators and I had to help pry them out. Give me a shark death any day please

[@shift7808]

This dude lives in russia

[@niabiii]

after the first drop I would never take that chance again 😅 sounds horrifying

[@Mebiamiu]

airtag planted

[@veigadevil]

fly fishing works better there buddys

[@Roger_808]

what does fisky fita mean?

[@ezragoldberg3132]

Fishy P*ssy and it's "Fitta"

[@swisha5005]

15 minutes of High T NMP

[@drparker135]

Everyone of these videos blowy mind! I've watched everyone too! Shout out to whatever twitch show it was that brought this to my attention!

[@nandoginkaku7610]

Anyone know the jacket nick is wearing? It looks sick

[@Spiri777]

Just wish Nick could be positive instead of complaining all video >_>

[@viktorhhh1]

goddamn nick really gotta man up a bit

[@BigOleMatty]

Two hamburgers and a medium large fry ffs nick thats good stuff

[@manzanasrojas6984]

7:30 bro is at 133 from walking hahahahahaahahahahahahaha brooooooooo

[@ezragoldberg3132]

And it's not like they're far up in the Scandinavian Mountains either. The Air is amazing in the Swedish and Norwegian Forrests so he should be feeling all energized

[@reecep4016]

I want to see nick become fluent in flurdi gurdi

[@pz1012]

HAHA Fisk fitta

[@idontlikescarygames4070]

Pilky schnoor gang

[@shisuikami8204]

dude if it werent for malena, i doubt we'd even get to see this kinda stuff, bra fuckn vo to this man, and to her tude to not wanting to shit on nick more xD dudes complaining all the time, im sure for content but ooooof, stop trying to just get to the end of the show all the time, enjoy the show while you make it there too, place is a wonderland to behold, couldn't imagine how many times id stop just to google what plant this or that is xD gunna be omegasadge when its back to just inside cooking and no more fishing n exploring

[@MrCoolios12]

Trout is delicious on the bbq

[@OiVader]

Nick needs a shot of testosterone

[@TheDimonTube]

Britt went home early?

[@marcus716]

Im finna watch dis tmrw ye w8 4 me guys

[@richardrodriguez1629]

The air might have been too thin thats why you're were so tired

[@sverrestaiskjesol8124]

Love u

[@ralphamparano2925]

First PogO

[@gsgswineflu]

Love how he fishes without bait and is upset they didn’t catch anything, fresh water fishing is mad fun when you actually catch some, and you’re supposed to do it with the boys that way if you don’t catch anything you still got your buddies with you to fuck around with not a cootie infested woman

[@2mac_mini952]

It's sad that they don't pin comments, but to be honest, I wouldn't either in this economy

[@user-ec7vu3rf7e]

getting some calories on those

[@poindposeidon]

Nick really gotta get in better shape. For Malena

[@tempex6200]

how fucking lazy can this man be 😂 i love it

[@360chairs]

[@nmplol]

is the comment loading just for me?

[@1112-g5k]

@@nmplol yes

[@HDitzzDH]

Still loading.. I wonder what the comment says 🤔

[@MMMHOTCHEEZE]

[@Stevonicus]

They see me loadin' They hatin'