"So Imagine You're 13..." (ft. Emiru)

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[@davesprivatelounge]

Nick holding back the PogOs for his daughter FeelsStrongMan

[@dino4447]

PogO Dave

[@dankmemester1066]

i think he actively avoids pogoing with emiru (like as a professional thing, since they're both in otk i guess). it sort of highlights how his pogos are entirely content/jokes.

[@BS-nt9oc]

Emiru is so PogO….she was totally testing him. ~ “My stomach feels glazed”…check the vod. Invite Emi out more…im actually starting to believe her confession at the meeting….

[@totallynormalasmrchannel]

@@BS-nt9oc what confession?

[@kayoooy8359]

HUH

[@XanderFenikkusu]

I'm honestly jealous of the BBQ they had at the end of the stream. That looked amazing.

[@Martinleyes21]

4Ton Chills

[@natsumesflowers7152]

Just order some then 4Head

[@AdamsYoutubeAccount]

Almost makes living in Texas worth it

[@CloudXena]

4Ton same man

[@sah_hill]

american food is something else man

[@KevinBowie]

Nick: we specialize in like.. Malena: Sexual harassment. Emiru: 👀.

[@DerDean_HD]

Best part of the entire video

[@taxinvasion260]

"It ain't safe for you right now, chief."

[@brandonmunro1332]

And now we know thats true lol

[@prajwalutsahi1920]

Didn't age

[@ArcDeity]

​@@prajwalutsahi1920 what happend

[@oscarj.garcia154]

That babysitter joke was funny lmao!

[@ovs4744]

Nick has nothing to worry about, Dyrus on the other hand tho…

[@sercanerkan97]

@@ovs4744 ?

[@DaFifaKid]

nicks joke about the rib looking so good was hilarious "this rib has an instagram it looks so good"

[@brucewayne2184]

I think they did meet when she was 16 or something

[@Ari-ne2yb]

@@brucewayne2184 17

[@dino4447]

Bro you could literally just have 10 minutes of nick laughing, it's so contagious 😂

[@randomguy123playsgames]

Nick trying his best to not be his usual self lmao

[@loveoffilm4327]

This was like playing a game on hard mode Malena not being angry and Nick not being PogO but still both being entertaining

[@justaweeb14688]

If Malena sat in the front seat and emiru at the back, it would look like a family

[@sandcrack0873]

Uh oh mom and dad are fighting again

[@FluffyFluffles]

"We specialize in sexual harassment"

[@VictreebelTV]

non PogO nick is still very funny, such a chill stream and very refreshing!

[@himxki]

Must've been tough for nick This is the most civilized I feel his been

[@davesprivatelounge]

So nice of NickMalena to drop their daughter off at school

[@Miphos]

every word she speaks she sounds like she's on the verge of crying

[@Jobe-13]

Emiru is super cool. She cosplays so much she’s become a real life anime character.

[@XxUniqueRebelxX]

u mean he bdcomes a realife girl

[@tehonionpotato6364]

This is such a bizarre statement

[@usser1138]

??? have you never seen an asian person before

[@leoortiiiz]

🤨

[@houseking9211]

@@usser1138 I feel like mixed east asian/white people look more like anime characters than 100% asian people

[@GavinRamonShow]

Emiru is such a nice person and always comes over as polite. Cool chick

[@mikem1435]

I lost it at the end.. "We specialize in..uhhh" "Sexual harrassment"

[@Rune__]

👁👁

[@ohmielevisope4237]

No we dont

[@swervoobands]

As a representative of the black people I accept you nmp 🤣

[@ignorantpost6051]

As a representative of the white people I also accept you nmp

[@dalvarez-wd3kx]

As a representative of the Mexican people I accept you nmp

[@dozenmate3176]

As a representative of the Arabs we accept you nick

[@adamj517]

As a representative of the Caribbean people I accept you NMP

[@nonpondo_]

As a representative of the Canadian people, were reviewing your application nmp

[@archiepratt4654]

0:49 did I hear a Kansas accent ☺️

[@jeffreyharold4295]

I just love Nicks fantasies and that he's a creeepy guy

[@xPOWERx-ne1jr]

I think its all just his on stream personality and hes just a pretty normal, lazy dude off stream

[@alkaliaurange]

It's his brand

[@bananaboyTS]

@@alkaliaurange but being on the spectrum certainly helps

[@alkaliaurange]

@@bananaboyTS trueeeeeeeeeee

[@big4headedGangster]

This was a good highlight video. EMiru is funny

[@Enfrox]

Emi use that hand position like Mizkif xD

[@godfryopa339]

it's the Simply effect

[@sokkkkkkkkkk]

5:51 Wow, I thought I was the only one who could bend my finger like that. At school, the whole class went crazy when I did this.

[@blank5432]

no weirdo

[@NoName1462]

Same, classmates would ask me to do shit with my fingers daily I felt like a circus clown

[@kingnido]

I look forward to more collabs with Emi!

[@bradf1467]

Just watching these in car steams requires a lipid test.

[@ElPapitoPapi]

Nick was really trying his best at being as normal as possible

[@ruyacloud9016]

That’s how u can tell they’re not really friends

[@ruyacloud9016]

@DonrixLa “they don’t know each other that well” hence why I said they’re not really friends.

[@xSWAGx]

The youtube keeps getting better & better.

[@Ninjuhhz]

Nicholas Polom and Emily Schunk this is gonna be a good one 😈

[@yahzzie]

8:10 people say I'm not Mexican enough because I'm not as tan as they'd like and I don't speak spanish. Like sorry I can't fit your standards on what you think is Mexican, but it's part of my ancestry, and I'm happy with being Mexican.

[@newtypeJP]

damn emi has some fine taste in car selection. i could see her driving a miata rf or a gr86

[@babboonbutts]

I cannot wait to go to Texas just to try there BBQ

[@jiberaldo4343]

Honestly, Malena's PogO wasn't bad.

[@Kenfucije]

This is a random question, but how much would that food cost? I have no concept of how much food in America costs, but that stuff looked divine.

[@prankcing3322]

emuru so cute

[@raziel1178]

I think Malena is pretty good at switching styles with Nick.

[@Kima-e1b]

Honestly as a former chef, Texas BBQ cooked and eaten in Texas, is at this stage like my personal Mecca. Not lying! I gotta try it at least once

[@Xanninja]

1:13 Felt a lil too unscripted and real 😭😭🥴 monkaS

[@MROIY]

The fact they were able to eat all of this in car. Impressive.

[@johncoxmastercartoonist9390]

I LOVE Emiru's outfit! She was wearing the top half of that (with pajama pants for the bottom half) in the very first clips I ever watched of her. Kinda reminds me of Mary from The She-Stooges when she pairs it with the plaid miniskirt, it's just a super cute look.

[@ItsAkile]

Always nice to hear someone's experience not getting to watch much TV as a child, thats pretty good parenting

[@Rune__]

Horrendous parenting Let your kid do whatever he/she so chooses Just because the parents doesn’t like television shouldn’t mean the child have to suffer a life without entertainment What’s next deny the child to experience drugs? LAME You haven’t experienced real life if you haven’t received some good ass dome after being three snorts of Molly into the night You are a fool, i pity the fool

[@alkaliaurange]

As an asian, I think it was pretty common. Considering non-cable TV was a premium in those days too

[@jackodonnell9685]

"Do you not bang on his door?" "I did he says: 'go away' XD

[@Silmarieni1]

This is what heart disease tastes like.

[@masupilami1784]

Malena is fucking Hilarius just naturally but she cant force it ore she gets BOOOed xD

[@philiplee1119]

yeah that pogo joke nick set up was really forced so it wasnt as good. i bet if the convo played out naturally she couldve said a zinger and it wouldve been funny and chat wouldve been hollering

[@nicolasa.3192]

Emiru liking Chevy Corvettes and Lotus Emira's is not on brand at all and I love it

[@MROIY]

An ad for ‘Tribal Chimp’ before Nick’s video. Hahaha

[@FallenSkater1940]

Nick hit the nail on the head when he was talking about being mixed race.

[@deeznutz8320]

Nick is mixed race?

[@SlyApex]

That food looked FUEEGGGGG

[@kimchigrafx9216]

Only a matter of time until the PogO Dam breaks with Emi

[@calebbrown9584]

That clint "nmp being PogO" stevens, thats quality.

[@360Fov]

ive never seen an episode of spongebob in my life, it can't be that rare

[@BlitzKnow]

I could watch Nick driving around the whole day, it's more satisfying than p0rn

[@blackgatecertified6952]

U might as well use the actual O

[@BlitzKnow]

@@blackgatecertified6952 and then get auto removed by youtube

[@Gamer-hy8ld]

Megan is the name of Nick's sister

[@toml3051]

Well now I want Texas bbq thanks for that....

[@turtleburglary1141]

[@jonteguy]

I thought Malena being sexual was funny. It's funny seeing Nick go "Wait, we haven't had sex in the past 24 hours.."

[@kaji2080]

literally my fav video nick and melena have ever made

[@Tny913]

Favourite video for a while Loved it

[@KVenturi]

John Xi-na

[@notobama9215]

All of a sudden my name is dedo

[@neonguts_]

Terry Black BBQ is so fire. I had it when I visited Austin

[@NOUV3LL3]

9:30 they were at The Itis

[@MROIY]

I’m glad they finally introduced Emiru to Austin cuisine.

[@MROIY]

I’ve been waiting for this video to be made.

[@Furiac.]

Editors went too far with this title

[@MROIY]

15:36 I thought it was going to be Franklin’s or Cooper’s BBQ

[@Vogue69]

that BBQ at the would cost like 200 dollars if you got that here in Switzerland

[@knasigboll]

Emiru is so emotive, it's so funny seeing her react to weird shit

[@T0FFII]

I'm just gonna say it, Twitch without OTK & its members would be literally worthless and boring asf.

[@nonpondo_]

northernlion would be one of the last bastions of peak comedy

[@random_stuffgaming3277]

Your rage, kai, and Bruce

[@aadhi6490]

@@random_stuffgaming3277 bruce is a part of otk lol

[@random_stuffgaming3277]

@@aadhi6490 Damn didn’t know lol

[@chypres89]

The PogO moments kills me.

[@zenthious666]

That's over $120 of BBQ with the sides lol...

[@kaiden2003]

Nick was there when Malena was born

[@Jobe-13]

Ghost ridin the Whip! Crazy Taxi!

[@69605]

wake me up when theres a timeframe for when the title happens

[@kjy112]

Damn that Texas bbq looking good as hell foreal.

[@TheNatakira]

good episode, cheers guys

[@tonerc.8191]

That ending. lol

[@BenjiPrice502]

Nick letting people eat in his GTR gives me anxiety.

[@themadcat5288]

Man, Nick, Malena and Emiru are just the best possible trio, if Nick and Malena's personalities mesh well, Emiru is the third perfect dose

[@trueblue6424]

I love NMP 💀💀💀

[@MROIY]

11:57 Emi’s grandma voice

[@davesprivatelounge]

5:12 That sounds a lot like Nick Hmm

[@drrockso8000]

I’d like to think everyone at Otk had a sit down with malena and told her to be nice to Emi no matter what 😂😂

[@loveoffilm4327]

Miz would literally murder someone for looking at emi wrong

[@godfryopa339]

they trying their best not to fight and to be normal in front of their newly adopted daughter lol but seriously I think she and nick are just not that close to emi so it'd less comfortable doing their usual style of banter

[@drrockso8000]

@@loveoffilm4327 things are starting to go sour already tho. She just said on her stream that she would NEVER go to a otk convention. This is the beginning of the end of this arc

[@ViTaLToMaHaWk]

Emiru sounds like a female version of moistcritical....

[@Scrappy__KFC]

5:19 ain't no way she actually said that

[@KL-dy8oi]

Feel bad for soda😢

[@Greg_Stache]

That “Fat Elvis” smh just looking at it made my heart skip a few beats.

[@slick3996]

so Emiru is partially chinese? i thought japanese at first

[@ChimenyDust]

Anime watcher

[@slick3996]

@@ChimenyDust i have never seen a single piece of anime besides pokemon but nice assumption there

[@oof6205]

@@slick3996 Same PagMan fellow non-weeb

[@lettucearsebiscuits8375]

Partially west african

[@markishbasedgod5251]

Ahaha thumbnail game on point

[@alfredenglund]

that bbq stuff was honestly the only american shit i would eat, looks soooooo goood just hope it's not covered in sugar

[@jackdanksterdawson112]

Das Texas bbq for ya

[@jacks1083]

Holy moly. I've found a fellow human being that doesn't like mac n cheese. It's not the texture to me, it's the smell and taste. It just makes me gag no matter what. Same with cheese dip like at restaurants and homemade rotel. Also cheese on ANY sandwich is a no, such as cold sandwiches and cheeseburgers. Makes it taste chalky. Just give me solid cheese by itself like cheddar. Sharp cheddar is stupid good. I know, I'm a freak. Don't worry.

[@georgedizol452]

Who asked?

[@think7220]

Buddy is a human sized rat

[@masterjenkins632]

american mac and cheese is shit, i had this fresh dairy cheese mac n cheese once with breadcrumbs on top to make it crispy and crunchy in new zealand one time and it changed my opinion on mac n cheese, it came with lobster tail aswell it was bonkers

[@Gooberdabs]

@@masterjenkins632 that literally sounds like any american mac and cheese

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

You’re wrong

[@unknownplite]

My dad and uncle beat that place in a barbecue competition a few years ago. They’ve won allot of them.

[@justagarlic]

what an ending on a video :D

[@BigOleMatty]

nick you have a home with the soys

[@trogenhammer87]

magic finger....she's a witch go get the fire wood

[@Frncwz]

You guys are going a bit to far with these tittles

[@MrKaidalen]

I don;t watch twitch streamers, or any streamers really, I have in the past, that is how i know them, but damn is Emiru gorgeous.

[@StalwartShinobi]

What Emi needs is a massive Kirby that is a bag and it's mouth is the opening and she can put all her Kirby's into it and create a super Kirby where it spits mini Kirby's out when you sit on it

[@powerups5796]

dude thats something nick and eedo have in common

[@Seruphin]

I know Nick is very PogO, but fuck he is so funny

[@longdashes]

There is no way on earth that this phone call was "faked".

[@Killerxrt2]

Megan's reaction to this video o.0

[@mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294]

The food looks amazing