"So Imagine You're 13..." (ft. Emiru)

[@davesprivatelounge]

Nick holding back the PogOs for his daughter FeelsStrongMan

[@dino4447]

PogO Dave

[@BillWJS]

Emiru is so PogO….she was totally testing him. ~ “My stomach feels glazed”…check the vod. Invite Emi out more…im actually starting to believe her confession at the meeting….

[@totallynormalasmrchannel]

@@BillWJS what confession?

[@kayoy1]

HUH

[@kapitantiago2805]

Im afraid for Malena or next female guest on the stream, he could unleash all those withheld PogOs it would be mindboggling. He may drop PogOs in every statement he says it would be scarily awkward

[@XanderFenikkusu]

I'm honestly jealous of the BBQ they had at the end of the stream. That looked amazing.

[@Martinleyes21]

4Ton Chills

[@natsumesflowers7152]

Just order some then 4Head

[@AdamsYoutubeAccount]

Almost makes living in Texas worth it

[@CloudXena]

4Ton same man

[@sah_hill]

american food is something else man

[@dino4447]

Bro you could literally just have 10 minutes of nick laughing, it's so contagious 😂

[@KevinBowie]

Nick: we specialize in like.. Malena: Sexual harassment. Emiru: 👀.

[@DerDean_HD]

Best part of the entire video

[@taxinvasion260]

"It ain't safe for you right now, chief."

[@brandonmunro1332]

And now we know thats true lol

[@prajwalutsahi1920]

Didn't age

[@ArcDeity]

​@@prajwalutsahi1920 what happend

[@oscarj.garcia154]

That babysitter joke was funny lmao!

[@ovs4744]

Nick has nothing to worry about, Dyrus on the other hand tho…

[@sercanerkan97]

@@ovs4744 ?

[@DaFifaKid]

nicks joke about the rib looking so good was hilarious "this rib has an instagram it looks so good"

[@brucewayne2184]

I think they did meet when she was 16 or something

[@Ari-ne2yb]

@@brucewayne2184 17

[@justaweeb1884]

If Malena sat in the front seat and emiru at the back, it would look like a family

[@Crackokaine]

Uh oh mom and dad are fighting again

[@loveoffilm4327]

This was like playing a game on hard mode Malena not being angry and Nick not being PogO but still both being entertaining

[@randomguy123playsgames]

Nick trying his best to not be his usual self lmao

[@FluffyFluffles]

"We specialize in sexual harassment"

[@davesprivatelounge]

So nice of NickMalena to drop their daughter off at school

[@VictreebelTV]

non PogO nick is still very funny, such a chill stream and very refreshing!

[@himxki]

Must've been tough for nick This is the most civilized I feel his been

[@Miphos]

every word she speaks she sounds like she's on the verge of crying

[@RamonIRL]

Emiru is such a nice person and always comes over as polite. Cool chick

[@AyubuKK]

Emiru is super cool. She cosplays so much she’s become a real life anime character.

[@TrueLegendBeatzz]

u mean he bdcomes a realife girl

[@tehonionpotato6364]

This is such a bizarre statement

[@leoortiiiz]

🤨

[@houseking9211]

@user I feel like mixed east asian/white people look more like anime characters than 100% asian people

[@someasiankid6323]

lmao what

[@mikem1435]

I lost it at the end.. "We specialize in..uhhh" "Sexual harrassment"

[@Rune__]

👁👁

[@ohmielevisope4237]

No we dont

[@yahzzie]

8:10 people say I'm not Mexican enough because I'm not as tan as they'd like and I don't speak spanish. Like sorry I can't fit your standards on what you think is Mexican, but it's part of my ancestry, and I'm happy with being Mexican.

[@ElPapitoPapi]

Nick was really trying his best at being as normal as possible

[@ruyacloud9016]

That’s how u can tell they’re not really friends

[@ruyacloud9016]

@DonrixLa “they don’t know each other that well” hence why I said they’re not really friends.

[@sokkkkkkkkkk]

5:51 Wow, I thought I was the only one who could bend my finger like that. At school, the whole class went crazy when I did this.

[@blank5432]

no weirdo

[@NoName1462]

Same, classmates would ask me to do shit with my fingers daily I felt like a circus clown

[@jeffreyharold4295]

I just love Nicks fantasies and that he's a creeepy guy

[@xPOWERx-ne1jr]

I think its all just his on stream personality and hes just a pretty normal, lazy dude off stream

[@alkaliaurange]

It's his brand

[@bananaboyTS]

@@alkaliaurange but being on the spectrum certainly helps

[@alkaliaurange]

@@bananaboyTS trueeeeeeeeeee

[@archiepratt4654]

0:49 did I hear a Kansas accent ☺️

[@big4headedGangster]

This was a good highlight video. EMiru is funny

[@kingnido]

I look forward to more collabs with Emi!

[@swervoobands]

As a representative of the black people I accept you nmp 🤣

[@ignorantpost6051]

As a representative of the white people I also accept you nmp

[@dalvarez-wd3kx]

As a representative of the Mexican people I accept you nmp

[@dozenmate3176]

As a representative of the Arabs we accept you nick

[@adamj517]

As a representative of the Caribbean people I accept you NMP

[@nonpondo_]

As a representative of the Canadian people, were reviewing your application nmp

[@xSWAGx]

The youtube keeps getting better & better.

[@MROIY]

The fact they were able to eat all of this in car. Impressive.

[@bradf1467]

Just watching these in car steams requires a lipid test.

[@Enfrox]

Emi use that hand position like Mizkif xD

[@godfryopa339]

it's the Simply effect

[@Silmarieni1]

This is what heart disease tastes like.

[@jackodonnell9685]

"Do you not bang on his door?" "I did he says: 'go away' XD

[@FallenSkater1940]

Nick hit the nail on the head when he was talking about being mixed race.

[@deeznutz8320]

Nick is mixed race?

[@knasigboll]

Emiru is so emotive, it's so funny seeing her react to weird shit

[@newtypeJP]

damn emi has some fine taste in car selection. i could see her driving a miata rf or a gr86

[@360Fov]

ive never seen an episode of spongebob in my life, it can't be that rare

[@ItsAkile]

Always nice to hear someone's experience not getting to watch much TV as a child, thats pretty good parenting

[@Rune__]

Horrendous parenting Let your kid do whatever he/she so chooses Just because the parents doesn’t like television shouldn’t mean the child have to suffer a life without entertainment What’s next deny the child to experience drugs? LAME You haven’t experienced real life if you haven’t received some good ass dome after being three snorts of Molly into the night You are a fool, i pity the fool

[@alkaliaurange]

As an asian, I think it was pretty common. Considering non-cable TV was a premium in those days too

[@Kenfucije]

This is a random question, but how much would that food cost? I have no concept of how much food in America costs, but that stuff looked divine.

[@jiberaldo4343]

Honestly, Malena's PogO wasn't bad.

[@raziel1178]

I think Malena is pretty good at switching styles with Nick.

[@MROIY]

An ad for ‘Tribal Chimp’ before Nick’s video. Hahaha

[@nicolasa.3192]

Emiru liking Chevy Corvettes and Lotus Emira's is not on brand at all and I love it

[@kaji2080]

literally my fav video nick and melena have ever made

[@johncoxmastercartoonist9390]

I LOVE Emiru's outfit! She was wearing the top half of that (with pajama pants for the bottom half) in the very first clips I ever watched of her. Kinda reminds me of Mary from The She-Stooges when she pairs it with the plaid miniskirt, it's just a super cute look.

[@calebbrown9584]

That clint "nmp being PogO" stevens, thats quality.

[@Kima-e1b]

Honestly as a former chef, Texas BBQ cooked and eaten in Texas, is at this stage like my personal Mecca. Not lying! I gotta try it at least once

[@kaiden2003]

Nick was there when Malena was born

[@Tny913]

Favourite video for a while Loved it

[@69605]

wake me up when theres a timeframe for when the title happens

[@TheNatakira]

good episode, cheers guys

[@MROIY]

I’m glad they finally introduced Emiru to Austin cuisine.

[@MROIY]

I’ve been waiting for this video to be made.

[@SlyApex]

That food looked FUEEGGGGG

[@Ninjuhhz]

Nicholas Polom and Emily Schunk this is gonna be a good one 😈

[@notobama9215]

All of a sudden my name is dedo

[@Xanninja]

1:13 Felt a lil too unscripted and real 😭😭🥴 monkaS

[@BenjiPrice502]

Nick letting people eat in his GTR gives me anxiety.

[@kimchigrafx9216]

Only a matter of time until the PogO Dam breaks with Emi

[@Vogue69]

that BBQ at the would cost like 200 dollars if you got that here in Switzerland

[@Scrappy__KFC]

5:19 ain't no way she actually said that

[@davesprivatelounge]

5:12 That sounds a lot like Nick Hmm

[@MROIY]

15:36 I thought it was going to be Franklin’s or Cooper’s BBQ

[@zenthious666]

That's over $120 of BBQ with the sides lol...

[@toml3051]

Well now I want Texas bbq thanks for that....

[@jonteguy]

I thought Malena being sexual was funny. It's funny seeing Nick go "Wait, we haven't had sex in the past 24 hours.."

[@kjy112]

Damn that Texas bbq looking good as hell foreal.

[@chypres89]

The PogO moments kills me.

[@prankcing3322]

emuru so cute

[@Gamer-hy8ld]

Megan is the name of Nick's sister

[@slick3996]

so Emiru is partially chinese? i thought japanese at first

[@ChimenyDust]

Anime watcher

[@slick3996]

@@ChimenyDust i have never seen a single piece of anime besides pokemon but nice assumption there

[@oof6205]

@@slick3996 Same PagMan fellow non-weeb

[@lettucearsebiscuits8375]

Partially west african

[@Furiac.]

Editors went too far with this title

[@longdashes]

There is no way on earth that this phone call was "faked".

[@ViTaLToMaHaWk]

Emiru sounds like a female version of moistcritical....

[@powerups5796]

dude thats something nick and eedo have in common

[@T0FFII]

I'm just gonna say it, Twitch without OTK & its members would be literally worthless and boring asf.

[@nonpondo_]

northernlion would be one of the last bastions of peak comedy

[@random_stuffgaming3277]

Your rage, kai, and Bruce

[@aadhi6490]

@@random_stuffgaming3277 bruce is a part of otk lol

[@random_stuffgaming3277]

@@aadhi6490 Damn didn’t know lol

[@neonguts_]

Terry Black BBQ is so fire. I had it when I visited Austin

[@BlitzKnow]

I could watch Nick driving around the whole day, it's more satisfying than p0rn

[@blackgatecertified6952]

U might as well use the actual O

[@BlitzKnow]

@@blackgatecertified6952 and then get auto removed by youtube

[@CarminaMoraTheArtist]

i had to close out of the video, i was getting too fucking hungry

[@jacks1083]

Holy moly. I've found a fellow human being that doesn't like mac n cheese. It's not the texture to me, it's the smell and taste. It just makes me gag no matter what. Same with cheese dip like at restaurants and homemade rotel. Also cheese on ANY sandwich is a no, such as cold sandwiches and cheeseburgers. Makes it taste chalky. Just give me solid cheese by itself like cheddar. Sharp cheddar is stupid good. I know, I'm a freak. Don't worry.

[@georgedizol452]

Who asked?

[@think7220]

Buddy is a human sized rat

[@masterjenkins632]

american mac and cheese is shit, i had this fresh dairy cheese mac n cheese once with breadcrumbs on top to make it crispy and crunchy in new zealand one time and it changed my opinion on mac n cheese, it came with lobster tail aswell it was bonkers

[@Gooberdabs]

@@masterjenkins632 that literally sounds like any american mac and cheese

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

You’re wrong

[@ThisGuyHere17]

I am waiting for my food while I get tortured with this sweet looking BBQ

[@themadcat5288]

Man, Nick, Malena and Emiru are just the best possible trio, if Nick and Malena's personalities mesh well, Emiru is the third perfect dose

[@Blackjeans6002]

9:30 they were at The Itis

[@MROIY]

11:57 Emi’s grandma voice

[@trueblue6424]

I love NMP 💀💀💀

[@desconhecidoasljhndkajhdba7143]

5:50 something about that finger looked very familiar to me, and i just saw that i can do that aswell xD

[@unknownplite]

My dad and uncle beat that place in a barbecue competition a few years ago. They’ve won allot of them.

[@KVenturi]

John Xi-na

[@Sammers987Man]

Not enough meat appreciation

[@AyubuKK]

Ghost ridin the Whip! Crazy Taxi!

[@tonerc.8191]

That ending. lol

[@trogenhammer87]

magic finger....she's a witch go get the fire wood

[@markishbasedgod5251]

Ahaha thumbnail game on point

[@bfdqlty1671]

4:34 dafuq is wrong with emi's eyeball?

[@justagarlic]

what an ending on a video :D

[@beargrillz613]

As a person that lives in switerland... i have to say. no wonder NA people are the way they are.

[@KVenturi]

Emiru does look like they're daughter PogO

[@xandersoriano201]

I felt driving Nmplol's and Melina"s Daughter to Car shop

[@turtleburglary1141]

[@marx3n786]

im watching this while camp knut is going on. for a second i was shocked he cheated so hard on the diet

[@masupilami1784]

Malena is fucking Hilarius just naturally but she cant force it ore she gets BOOOed xD

[@philiplee1119]

yeah that pogo joke nick set up was really forced so it wasnt as good. i bet if the convo played out naturally she couldve said a zinger and it wouldve been funny and chat wouldve been hollering

[@KL-dy8oi]

Feel bad for soda😢

[@BadJujuJr]

Whats the outro song love it!!

[@jonahthrane812]

8:25 DW nick you can be a member of the honourary whites club. Your white robes and pointy hat are in the mail.