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[@Machineheadtim]

Caroline being a relationship therapist the entire car ride is hilarious

[@umadbroyo2388]

Every guest they have has to play that role

[@darkphoenix2]

I don't normally get secondhand embarrassment, but Caroline dealing with these two does it

[@stadtbekanntertunichtgut]

But Caroline did well! She is a real pro I guess.

[@homunculusgrey2921]

That window roll up on the dutch bros employee was insane

[@greenburg2276]

Yeah she was talking to him from back window

[@twistedofficial]

It's just incredible how Nick can make me want to throw up and die of laughter at the same time. Such talent

[@g-magz9502]

Everyone is Caroline when Nick and Malena argue it’s so fucking funny LMAO

[@TheKrostiman]

I love how Caroline is always the confused embarrassed adult in the room with all these weird kids.

[@nilshausmann473]

its crazy how long nick takes the eyes off the road talking to caroline

[@Lucarioguild7]

Relatable

[@ZeroDarknezz]

Tbh I would have my eyes on Caroline all the time, I won’t care about the road either.

[@BethePandaGames]

Nick rolling up the window mid order had me crying of laughter

[@daroniousmaximus]

Caroline is way too classy for this (not in a pretentious way). She's a good sport though.

[@B333ST]

All shimmers 😂😭

[@jazon345]

Malena actually sounds so much like Sam Kinison when she screams it's wild

[@drunkirish]

You know who Sam kinison is? Noice

[@greenburg2276]

@@drunkirishprobably listened to rogan talk about him for a decade

[@drunkirish]

Nowadays kinison is can be canceled, but if he was still alive today, there would be enough going on in the world to make fun of

[@sali4939]

if nick doesnt treat caroline right…

[@joshuamcintosh1859]

Hes going to lose her…………😭

[@lulutango]

I LOST IT upon reading this

[@SL3DApps]

He’s going to lose her womb privileges

[@isaiasc4914]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stadtbekanntertunichtgut]

@@SL3DApps Nooo not the womb privileges. Nick Jr. needs to start from somewhere. ^^

[@Xzilerating]

Idk how one can stand being in a relationship with those levels of shouting, jessussssss

[@MrWill1729]

another hard watch, keep it up

[@Aemothkas]

Caroline is such a nice neutral counterpart to Malena kinda reminds me of Maya

[@stevest15]

yo I looked at caroline the whole entire video she is just so beautiful.

[@cecil3602]

Fr 😅 she’s literally making me in love with asians

[@MrJol420]

She is very pretty

[@santtuj]

Definately, Will's a lucky man

[@sofiane-dev]

Yeah melina and caroline are fine too

[@Original1Thor]

dude these captions and titles are so funny lmao

[@imyournme6632]

i want a world where men can be emotionally open. Yes, no they don't.

[@joshuamcintosh1859]

Nick wanting to have a child bit is kinda getting sad now 💀

[@Lucarioguild7]

I think the sad part is it's not a bit

[@jmaikeru]

true man feels bad about nick i hope he has kid one day

[@xdon_suranox6455]

It’s not a bit and his gf has the mental state of a 15 year old

[@deffloyd]

I definitely wouldn't bring kids into that relationship.

[@Thessaloz]

They are not serious there, they do that for content. They have those arguments irl but its not that dramatized. They are an average couple, nothing wrong to have some children.

[@Jobe-13]

It’s sad that the only person who cares about Nick is Caroline. Sadge

[@addictedtosynthwave8151]

Everyone that realized that melena is mentally ill, understands Nick.

[@Mrmarvin102]

@@addictedtosynthwave8151 nick is as mentally ill he is so unlikeable even his own mother disowned him

[@FunnyCODAssasin]

​@@addictedtosynthwave8151wym mentally ill?

[@raburner3717]

@@addictedtosynthwave8151bro why are y’all so mean to her 😂😂

[@pistacchio2001]

​@@raburner3717 yea she's always based but woke neo marxists yell at her just cuz she's the white husband of the couple wtf

[@ruthtoner3936]

I Iike this driving in cars while eating pasta and being scared of noodles

[@manzanasrojas6984]

8:43 bro the way he said that hhahahahahahahaah

[@kylemichel3006]

shes so cool.

[@josephsheranda]

4:05 Just imagine this ferocity multiplied by hundreds carrying melee weapons while they invade your village.

[@noahfexpayton]

Noodles do have a distinct smell.

[@HerculeanPickersCollecto-ep1vp]

Nick is the Michael Jackson of Twitch...

[@grimz928]

As a father of 4, let me tell you. Being a dad is the best thing ever. So I see were nick is coming from. That being said, these 2 are not mentally ready bruh, get yall shit together.

[@thefitgm335]

I was 27 when I had my first kid. I got my shit together the day I had him.

[@greenburg2276]

I’m sure you had ur shit together lmao, gonna die from obesity and leave that kid early

[@Ramboness]

@@thefitgm335 Sometimes that is the wake up call

[@SharukhSaifi]

She is the one who is not ready she’s mentally sick. Its better for him if he doesn’t have kid with her rather someone else.

[@TallicaMan1986]

Milena is so intuned with the business stuff.

[@fortypath22]

7:30 the biggest PogO

[@youngxtho5188]

Caroline is so fine omg

[@sirmel11]

8:43 HAHA

[@Sho3z]

that all shimmers doe

[@HannahShips]

I LOVE Caroline, she is too good for all these streamers 🤣

[@PurplePenguin4]

Nick and Malena are so funny

[@ucouldtell3326]

Thanks I was about to get productive, but then I got the noti

[@maxnova9763]

Snoring is just the first sign of sleep apnea

[@YuProducciones]

6:13 girl, dates at night are the best. 8pm or 10pm, the best time to a restaurant. or a coffee

[@Sho3z]

1:51. anything you want xD

[@sirmel11]

His personality? His personality is pretty cool.

[@Merlin0fCamelot]

Funniest part was malena getting mad over nick getting mad at things... the irony is real.. lol

[@bacuda926]

Money never matters when you have it, do'h!

[@VSHWSH96]

Cooked noodles def have a smell

[@Trip.L.L.L]

Caroline will learn with time that nick is the honest one and you can’t believe anything that comes out Malena’s mouth

[@humanasornament]

that's cap, Nick is absolute delusional

[@Trip.L.L.L]

@@humanasornamentya cuz malena is of sound mind

[@humanasornament]

​@@Trip.L.L.L no believe me, he's clearly natural

[@AnActualRobot]

@@humanasornament theyre both retarded, now lets move on

[@henryceda8498]

@@humanasornament yo nick nice alt 😂

[@alvinkey3468]

You the villian in my dreams 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fatman2486]

Anything to do with Shrek is cute

[@spartnfish]

Was not aware Texas had dutch

[@cruzrichard6881]

Caroline❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@lacedunlaced2319]

Caroline has the best voice

[@Sho3z]

100% would have eatten that waffle fry

[@Raidena5]

13:04 how was the view there Nick ?

[@YuProducciones]

so, this was the date with Caroline nick bought? I thought it was for holeDAY!

[@SnailMan63]

I’m really enjoying the therapy sessions. I feel like they’re not making any progress!

[@siartje]

12:37 I assume bacause of the gaza situation

[@lucylucian2564]

fun fact with snoring, if u can master to breath threw ur nose when sleepijng u wont snore, thats the main reason people snore they breath threw theyre mouth and thats what makes the creepy snoring sound.

[@guitarsolos89]

And you need to master the difference between 'they', 'their' and 'they're'. Also it's "through" not "threw"

[@lucylucian2564]

@@guitarsolos89 whatever my main language isnt english anyway, i barely use it outside internet.

[@HighPandaa]

4:25 I wish I could do that dude thats peak antisocial behavior

[@SharukhSaifi]

You dont know what antisocial means

[@perdurabo56]

I could think of many things more antisocial than that…

[@mark_sama]

7:52 …. nick, you’re onto something 🤔

[@Tom-ed-w]

extra Emily to die? why is malaria wanting nicks future wife to die!??????

[@ProxCQ]

"I Nick Pollum, will have kids," careful Nick, that was really close to you sounding like an alpha and not a soyboy 😂

[@otakugamer616]

Bro at this point adopt a kid nick ❤

[@danilopapais1464]

I really want them to ask ExtraEmily to be their surrogate instead, I would really want to see her answer or reaction.

[@solopfl]

Finally someone told him how to say Alzheimer’s. 😊

[@SharkMako]

Did they get the noodle?

[@SICRoosterKido]

I'll never understand people eating in cars

[@Bro-ph6qe]

😂😂😂

[@Enigma_Vids]

I love how every woman says they want men to cry to sound virtuous but if it actually happens it makes them uneasy.

[@Lucarioguild7]

The patriarchy is strong

[@SharukhSaifi]

Women just want to make men as emotionally unstable as themselves LOL But its not working

[@joaquin5028]

Nah. There's being aware of your emotions and being ABLE to cry and then there's being a crybaby. Also some women just don't like it when men cry

[@Pharomid]

​@joaquin5028 yes, but the problem is men already cry and are emotionally vulnerable at times. But they virtue signal and think that a man should cry as often as women, and idk about you, but so many women have cried over such trivial things that it'd 100% be a turn off if a guy did that.

[@Quinble]

starting to get genuinely concerned about the wanting vs not wanting kids divide

[@michaelaine14]

Caroline the therapist

[@xdon_suranox6455]

Malena has the personality of a angry 15 year old.

[@watevatube]

One day Nick will be 45 and still talking about having kids someday.. lol

[@jet-fury]

Oh Caroline. Or is the song sweet Caroline. Dont know

[@movement2contact]

Nick's takes gave me Allshimmers... 🫨

[@stadtbekanntertunichtgut]

Man Nick and Malena are really like a couple who is married for like 20 years too long! For the record I think Caroline would be a great Mom and a great womb for rent! ^^

[@marky046]

maybe...just maybe remove the part after her being a great mom. i won't quote you here but ...excuse me? :')

[@greenburg2276]

@@marky046womb for rent is a surrogate

[@stadtbekanntertunichtgut]

@@marky046 No, no the whole womb thing is important and where and why exactly did you want to quote me? 😁😅

[@Rcprobot]

Caroline Whomegalul?

[@joaquin5028]

Streamer brainrot is now "all streamers"

[@youreonlyadream]

W Predator

[@edvinch]

Is that the new Bmw M2 in the back at 3:20?

[@MRMV483]

Kind if Looks like it because of the blueish colour but I don’t think it is

[@moqa_moonflower]

that was cute lol

[@edvinch]

What do you think it is?@@MRMV483

[@maxman8789]

nick and melenas kid would be the most alpha child, with both their genetics hes gonna play football 100%

[@youngrootv]

Nick’s 100% getting a girl if he has a kid because of karma

[@maxman8789]

@@youngrootv true thooo

[@sirmel11]

​@@youngrootvIs having a girl a punishment? Wtf?

[@youngrootv]

@@sirmel11 no what the hell. Honestly, any child you have is and should be a blessing, but it would be funny if Nick has a daughter after all of the crazy stuff that he’s said.

[@pookz3067]

Letting your kid play football is abuse.

[@sirmel11]

She spent $5000 of your money or do you share an account?

[@elminsterx9328]

Nick acts like he really wants to cheat on Melena tho I'm sure there's more to it.

[@DaddyLongshaft]

Nick acts like a real jackass that it makes you wonder how shes even with him but then Malena speaks her mind and it makes sence

[@tayyyarciko]

nick should ask Alinity for baby situation. as far as i know she wanna get pregnant and nick wants a baby so.

[@microwavechef7738]

She might have sleep apnea.

[@da-yh3uy]

Malenas insecure

[@stephenmason9527]

7:44 Interesting idea Nick, giving people special privileges based on their race... things like drinking water from a different fountain. Oh, wait

[@greenburg2276]

That’s the bit he’s doing

[@WCAL_Dinobull]

You’re sooooooo smart omggggggg 🤔

[@stephenmason9527]

@@WCAL_Dinobull knowing identity politics is total BS is not a very high bar of entry intellectually

[@WCAL_Dinobull]

@@stephenmason9527 🤔

[@Nikolai508]

Americans calling spaghetti noodles…

[@iimrbluesky2238]

Who was the redacted????

[@heavyo6146]

Its so sad that nick and malena are just together for the content

[@loveforchickennuggets6412]

Just ignore the 15 years they’ve spent together

[@FrankIsDoingThings]

My unverified black man status is about to expire. Can I get an 3 extension on my n word pass?

[@TammonOG]

Can't you just rent a car and drop it off at any location?

[@Zen_Punk]

They'd probably take it and bill you more. I tried to rent a car from a national chain and told them I was driving to another city. They said that they didn't have any cars they were willing to send to that city, and I should check their competitors.

[@toxiclullaby2083]

I feel bad for Nick, only if he realized she isn’t wife material after the fun was over sooner. Y’all make money together, why not keep that going and just find something better for yourself.

[@m1ketr902]

Tf am i so early

[@movement2contact]

Ha ha, early Earl 🤭

[@KL-dy8oi]

That comfortable back seating creator of content is not giving u a baby. Time to find some wife material

[@ryanm8764]

I can see why will cheated

[@dallendavis5227]

as a jewish person, I do not support the tags of ethnicity.

[@hugh.g.rection5906]

this was exactly what i thought. giving people distinguishing markers was done once in the past and i think we all agreed it was a bad idea

[@Thunterise]

​@@hugh.g.rection5906yall be taking it a bit too serious.

[@Tom-gp2uo]

unironically to these clickbait thumbnails, Malena probably does feel threatened

[@valizeth4073]

Imagine hanging out with an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist.

[@questorama]

Maybe if nick did some situps Malena would want to have kids with him? Also she should just leave him and be with me instead because I'm sooo lonely bro

[@MrEsalone]

We know you're

[@kyleny8010]

I wonder what happens in like 5 years when Malena still hasn’t given Nick children and he’s pushing 40. Will we not have Nick and Malena streams or KZbin anymore? Sadge. I never can understand why people never have children. It’ll be so lonely in the end having nobody there and no legacy to leave behind