No Farting On the First Date

That moment, at the end of the date where you decide whether or not there is going to be a kiss goodnight, or a giant release of gas...

[@primallove]

My husband and I had a farting contest on our first date that ended with one of us sharting. We've been married over 30 years. No telling other people what to do.

[@XashA12Musk]

one of you means you sharted , you sharty girl.

[@HaydenFirchlis]

I bet you're the one who sharted

[@marvinjones9575]

He running to the car like it's a toilet lol.

[@kerronmcsween6095]

Yeah that's wind alright, from your behind😂

[@alangray9117]

If you can get away with it you found the right one 😂❤

[@bodhitaichi]

Oh, she's a chubber. I love her.

[@Xlovinyou22x]

I could tell that's los Angeles

[@BPEJS24-7]

soo... he wanted to get away from her so he could fart, but she wanted him to come in so she could fart in front of him? Hmmm...

[@jamesyoung4508]

Ooh snap both had bubble guts and if they can deal with it they belong together lol 🤣

[@davehunt8961]

She said what was that and that was the coronavirus fart Lmao.🤣🤣🤣

[@carringtonjackson7305]

I said “puuurrrr” lmao so relatable

[@zachpoteet278]

she could've farted when you got out of the car lol

[@1chish]

She won.

[@bodhitaichi]

Haven't we all been there?

[@vivianbroda3900]

YES 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@ShineBright1234]

Why does she look like Megan Trainor?? XD

[@ShineBright1234]

@typegt6298 😂

[@TopHatSnivy72]

Episode 1:Jacob and The Mexican Fisco Script:The video starts with Jacob in the car Jacob:That was some good food Girl:Yea it was Jacob:*stomach growls* so I’m sure you wanna go now so Girl:Can you walk me to the door Jacob:*Stomach Growls* sure Walks to door* Girl:And remember if there anything your holding in you can always let it out goes inside* Jacob sprints to the car holding his butt Jacob:Farting noises* Jacob:that was close that Mexican did a number on me

[@louelaine6539]

My ex used to jump out of the car to let rip and then dragged it back in with him

[@danielramotowski5187]

Are they in California?

[@spinemelter2000]

What is that sound? I've never heard farts before in my entire life!

[@tysonuk]

Every time without fail. Why!!?!?!

[@vivianbroda3900]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m crying laughing 😂😂🤣🤣

[@mariamarshall-clarke9879]

I love farts

[@Refining1]

Hilarious!

[@salmanmehdi8776]

2:08

[@BadWolf1958]

I remember my first fart with my wife. Back in the early days when we were dating. We were laying in bed. Or back sides were touching. I was barely awake and this huge fart came out of no where. I was horrified at the time. Now 27 years later she pulls my finger

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

It sounded like there was a third person hiding in there 😂

[@WinxClubRocks00]

At the end I think he craped his pants

[@rogersmith8386]

WinxClubRocks00 lets hope so 😋

[@altariekhoskins4469]

That seat said damn fart on me again. I would to smell your seat.

[@rogersmith8386]

Altariek Hoskins smell my seat 😅😅

[@johnjohnson5450]

why he fart in the car???

[@salwaramadina6916]

name is ty

[@rogersmith8386]

Weak! I could blast out a louder one in my sleep

[@champion-xs2yp]

lol

[@tyhughs2333]

I love farting and pooping and I like to make it louderr when people are in the Hallmark isle all serious

[@peerapong7619]

Wow

[@worldwidecontent]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SXI96]

Girls love my IBS, they think it's cute

[@alexlarson8085]

SXI96 what is ibs

[@bubbletea4985]

Alex Larson ibs is when someone has gas problems and takes a lot of dumps

[@BPEJS24-7]

just keep telling yourself that.

[@SXI96]

@@BPEJS24-7 Holy shit, I forgot I ever wrote this comment until you replied to it, I was just trolling btw..

[@sweetsisters722]

I love girks haur curl

[@brooksbrown580]

Gas pains are not funny or pleasant for men or women, The older you get it becomes less funny,

[@tombovitale2597]

Ew

[@TopHatSnivy72]

What's your Instagram?

[@hottoddy6757]

Funny Farts.

[@arunsinghkushwaha6765]

2:09

[@johnjohnson5450]

why he fart in the car???