Farting is the only joke in the world that a 2 year old and a 102 year old will still laugh at together!
@MycketTuff6 жыл бұрын
No matter where they come from and what language they speak. It's time to rebuild the tower of Babel ..through farts!
@psychedlicsouljam19956 жыл бұрын
Such a profound realisation! Haha
@jamesmiller97556 жыл бұрын
@@MycketTuff We all share that stinky language
@elihernandez8006 жыл бұрын
Not true. Good luck making a 102 year old Russian laugh at a fart
@SilkyLew6 жыл бұрын
@@elihernandez800 easy
@ClaimingTaylor5 жыл бұрын
The anticipation of waiting for each fart is killing me
@superplushandfriends85895 жыл бұрын
IKRRRRRRRR?
@za_kiwar_rior28405 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@pink_kpop7095 жыл бұрын
same
@michelmadaire66825 жыл бұрын
No shit
@ADiTYA-qx8iw5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@johnwriterpoet17835 жыл бұрын
Don't always assume your fart will be silent. Especially on a wooden chair.
@lauremehrkens58915 жыл бұрын
Jeff Roll....Me too😆😆
@johnfisher11175 жыл бұрын
Those are the best
@bluelady41835 жыл бұрын
John A plastic chairs are better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nursepainless90395 жыл бұрын
Metal chairs will make a ringing effect
@bluelady41835 жыл бұрын
Nurse Painless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NATALIE-vd6ip8 ай бұрын
When I was around 30 and my Mum 50, pre mobile device days, we had to endure hours with no power one evening. As we sat there together bored on the sofa in the dark, she let out some gas unintentionally, which had me jump out of my seat. I thought then it was only fair that I answer her back with one of my own. Setting her off laughing, she did another and that was how a fart duel between us was born. Never knowing when in our conversation it would happen next. We created our own fun. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much as I did that night and it’s been almost 25 years. 🤣 Also fond memories of my grandmother that every time she got up out of her chair she would putt putt putt all the way to where she was going to. We used to say she was powered by gas. It would make the family laugh but we’d always try to keep a straight face around her as she didn’t seem to know she was doing it.
@ginamomrod5 ай бұрын
Your story had me rolling!😂
@adelerodriguez24324 ай бұрын
@@NATALIE-vd6ipwhen I was in my early 20's I went to a local Sizzler restaurant for dinner. I ordered the wild rice, the salad bar, and Malibu chicken. The rice made my gassy as hell. One of my brothers had gas also, and we had a farting contest. I said it was like nuclear war.
@jenny2tone2424 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@justsayin644Ай бұрын
who needs netflix when you have this kind of cheap entertainment
@adityagupta87556 жыл бұрын
Divided by nation, language, gender , age etc and United by fart
@vinucini43416 жыл бұрын
That's INDIA bro
@vinucini43416 жыл бұрын
Come will fart in your mouth
@outtastatexavie43686 жыл бұрын
Vinu Cini 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ashokbobade92576 жыл бұрын
@@vinucini4341 he is talking about whole world
@LuisFranco-ys6rc6 жыл бұрын
I love you comment
@HansyBarts6 жыл бұрын
*its 2 am and I am watching a video about farts*
@shizuokaBLUES6 жыл бұрын
RiCEcooker Escada you still awake?! We got worried about you
@amirmahdi99936 жыл бұрын
Its 4:19 am and I am watching this too. What is wrong with me?
@1constance6 жыл бұрын
It's 1 am for me
@zacmumblethunder74666 жыл бұрын
Noon on a beautiful sunny day and I'm sitting indoors watching this. Why???????
@ainurainur55056 жыл бұрын
@@amirmahdi9993 02.19 europe Romania
@kimjong-un11365 жыл бұрын
A guy once farted on the bus with his headphones in, forgetting only he could hear his music.
@mightybitchy5 жыл бұрын
One guy farted in the street, and he looked pleased by it. Disgusting pig, it made me laugh, but still. It was mostly because people around him were pretending they didn’t hear anything. When I heard it, even with my headphones on, lol.
@SnivillusLupin5 жыл бұрын
Haha!
@arshiasamadi22715 жыл бұрын
I bet you were the guy
@kimjong-un11365 жыл бұрын
@@arshiasamadi2271 Because me reporting a story about myself from a third person perspective makes so much sense. /whoosh/
@MrDahkilla5 жыл бұрын
That was you!
@deneilbaker2 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a pharmacy. You wouldn’t believe how many old people just walk and fart like nothing happened
@jennyrose94542 жыл бұрын
I work in a store old people fart in the aisles don't even say excuse me
@tammimarsh5090 Жыл бұрын
Yesssss!!!!!!! Like, I earned the right to do this”!!😂😂🥱
@dr32803 Жыл бұрын
Well, old ppl don’t give a f. Farting is natural.
@trudimcpherson55 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 don't get me started on the supermarket!!
@jordanwilson4481 Жыл бұрын
I worked for rite aid for years in the pharmacy and I know what u mean. They built a homeless shelter next to the pharmacy and they would come in and smear shit everywhere on the walls handles. It was really bad to the point we had to close the bathroom to the public
@someboiwhoplaysroblox12044 жыл бұрын
I remember once my teacher said “be quiet” and a kid just farted when everyone was quiet
@someboiwhoplaysroblox12044 жыл бұрын
Thx
@RBNN694 жыл бұрын
And that kid was you😂
@someboiwhoplaysroblox12044 жыл бұрын
No it was some kid named ifran
@adoxqe58094 жыл бұрын
I thought it was me ;-;
@manasseskamau53274 жыл бұрын
Thought the teacher was calling for silence so that everyone could pay attention to what he was about to do.
@PoolProfessionals5 жыл бұрын
I remember taking a final exam in college when a student in the back of the room ripped one. The entire class erupted in laughter, including the professor.
@chaos66874 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kronks44 жыл бұрын
You know its a good one when the teacher laughs :D
@uwubarka11284 жыл бұрын
Omg THIS IS ME I WOULD LOVE TO BLOW A CLASSROOM UP
@frankiedecker36864 жыл бұрын
That happened to me in my 8th grade social studies class, however I was the one that cut the cheese, trying to make it silent but we had the type of chairs that won't let you be silent so of course when it gor silent I let er rip and the substitute teach turns around and says, "that wasn't me!" The whole class just looked at me and busted up laughing! It was hilarious but also a little embarrassing as I was a new student to that school!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 oh and the kicker is the next day in science we were learning about gas and a kid that was in my social studies class was in my science class so proceeded to tell his buddy sitting next to him my mishap!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@snipermonkey98984 жыл бұрын
always the professor who isn't laughing.
@erinesser66586 жыл бұрын
A shy kid in my AP Bio class sneezed and farted at the same time. He announced "I want to die"
@kaebella22596 жыл бұрын
Awwww. Poor guy.
@mommyjin41736 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@abigailcozzolino8226 жыл бұрын
This happened to me in 3rd grade . I also wanted to die 😂
@melwhitby20456 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@lsubandtrumpet20146 жыл бұрын
That was you
@joannesberkshirescenes20999 ай бұрын
My local postman collected the mail from the post box at 7 am and ripped one thinking he was on his own. It echoed round the shopping area like thunder and I cried with laughter, then he turned round and said “sorry I thought I was on my own” classic!
@randybradley41518 ай бұрын
Not relating to farting but I seen a mail lady getting out of her parcel truck and when she opened the back door a ton of parcels fell all over the street. She just casually looks around to see if anyone seen what happened and she just starts picking up the boxes one by one not even placing them properly back in the vehicle but throwing them in. I teased her the one day when I was outside mowing the lawn. I seen her coming down the street and when she parked in front of my house. I cut the mower and waited for her to open the door and responded with at least 30 or so boxes didn't fall out of your vehicle today. She just looked at me all embarrassed.
@EltonMunk10 күн бұрын
I have tears in my eyes😂😂😂
@stockcar98t735 жыл бұрын
Farts are by far the most funniest thing in the world, especially in a silent room full of people 🤣
@billbright1005 жыл бұрын
Unless they're one of those rotten egg farts from hell then not so much
@mariagutierrez90175 жыл бұрын
BT ja ja ja ja ja
@JedForge5 жыл бұрын
@@billbright100 No doubt! More than one D&D session got put on pause due to a "table clearing blast"
@susansalley75565 жыл бұрын
That is what I tell my husband. But he tells me I need to act more like a lady. I tell him I never claimed to be a lady. I'm a woman and farting is the badge of a real southern woman. Lol when I married my husband I was afraid to fart in front of him. Then I realized I'm a southern woman we aren't scared to show who are. So the next time I had to fart I didn't hide it. We was in bed and I put the blanket over his head.
@EdsterIII5 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the specifics but at church, wooden seats, ironically called PEWS. All is quiet, then BRRAPP. I remember some under the breath giglgles, but no outright laughter. As a kid I remember a hand over my mouth cuz someone knew I'd laugh.
@zbeiman6 жыл бұрын
This is one of my *WORST* fears
@ashleyswinford5826 жыл бұрын
I think farts are funny. Just let it rip😂
@Nutty1516 жыл бұрын
Take Beano.
@yosoy68776 жыл бұрын
It's gonna happen.... 😂😂
@northzero23906 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, you won't ever get on TV.
@16sike6 жыл бұрын
SAME. it especially makes it worse since I'm a girl, with the whole "girls don't fart" bullshit
@georgeramirezjr11114 жыл бұрын
My mom farted at the dinner table and I felt my chair vibrate. I laughed so hard because she tried to deny it. I ended up getting in trouble for laughing.
@Bryan_Lion3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@roberta99503 жыл бұрын
😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭
@anibalbabilonia18673 жыл бұрын
👋😂👍ohhh thanks for the laugh!
@charleebrown71883 жыл бұрын
Yes, a rookie mistake by mom. She obviously did not know of the iron-clad rule: "Ye, who denied it, supplied it."
@charleebrown71883 жыл бұрын
@fartyboots and a cork for that b-hole.
@TheFrizbaloid2 жыл бұрын
Leslie Nielsen was a notorious prankster. One of his favorite jokes was to carry a fart machine in his pocket and set it off at the most opportune time.
@SoftTangerineDreams8 ай бұрын
I love him 😂
@Frogman19432 ай бұрын
he even timed it right like he was pushing one or more out too.
@enricopallazzo298718 күн бұрын
Well then
@WillDawg4life5 жыл бұрын
Never trust a fart when you feel bubbles in your stomach......just take my word for it😕
@leonziedrich40935 жыл бұрын
Yea when you fart it a poop will come off your butt
@swam29225 жыл бұрын
😂
@Buugzy5 жыл бұрын
Did you shit yourself? 😂😂
@dresuma24205 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@abinash31575 жыл бұрын
I trust you😁
@TheLifeTerm4 жыл бұрын
The fart is absolute proof, that God has a sense of humor.
@manasseskamau53274 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@simjaeyunultimatefan65294 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@HardKore52504 жыл бұрын
No intervening god
@uwubarka11284 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹 Y TO THE E TO THE S TO THE YES
@cyberblox14 жыл бұрын
Suns Out shut up you know what a joke is idiot?
@infledermaus6 жыл бұрын
They don't call her Whoopi for no reason!
@lulugu36 жыл бұрын
I was under the impression that that really was the reason. I read it somewhere.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45606 жыл бұрын
That's actually the real reason. She admitted it like 20 or 30 years ago. She's actually proud of it. She said if you're dating, you should fart early in the relationship. That way, you've put all your cards out on the table, and if they can't take your farting, they can't take you at all.
@dvdgway5 жыл бұрын
My favorite comment out of all of them
@TheJazzy19805 жыл бұрын
@@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 I don't always agree with Whoopi, but I definitely do on this one!! Get them farts out early!
@bradleyhollon60855 жыл бұрын
She's outrageous
@johnroper4709 Жыл бұрын
Farts are merely the ghosts of what you ate yesterday. 😅
@justsayin644Ай бұрын
so poignant
@VeneficaDelirium5 жыл бұрын
That fart was the most intelligent thing I'd ever heard on The View.
@taekim68195 жыл бұрын
It was noticeable that the guest seemed distracted in her replies (after the fart). Must have been a stinker.
@American_Gunslinger5 жыл бұрын
You're so right about that. Your comment made my day. Thanks.
@hawbydawg5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bengunn32285 жыл бұрын
Nitokris, The Blackpilled You watch the view? What are you, gay?
@Chronotri5 ай бұрын
Thank you that was the best
@LegendofLaw3 жыл бұрын
The political meeting was the funniest. They are trying so hard not to laugh. That was legendary
@markholub52193 жыл бұрын
Yes, #2 was the best in my opinion, but #1, of ALL DAYS to wear White Pants.. We've all been there...Damn Taco Bell!
@quattrocity96203 жыл бұрын
@@markholub5219 #1 had me feeling terrible for her. Kind of killed the mood for me.
@kwkstar3 жыл бұрын
That was a rebuttal!🤮
@dandudemanbro2 жыл бұрын
"What was the question!?!" 🤣🤣
@karenissimalovestrilogy752 жыл бұрын
@@kwkstar 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@stevenmorton2985 жыл бұрын
That last one appeared to be the fart's evil cousin: The SHART.
@destinymartin4895 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nima_Mahmoud5 жыл бұрын
@@destinymartin489 shart ? whats mean
@destinymartin4895 жыл бұрын
@@Nima_Mahmoud 1/2 sh#t 1/2 fart
@davidwelch27915 жыл бұрын
The "shart" is a good play on words. I am going to remember that word. 😎
@davidwelch27915 жыл бұрын
@@destinymartin489 That is damn funny. 😎
@deneilbaker2 жыл бұрын
My mom said she went into a fancy shoe store and it was so quiet. She squatted down to try on a shoe and farted. She said she had to stand back up to make it stop because it just kept coming😂
@LauraRibeiro-sj3ub2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahha
@JohnSmith-el6lk2 жыл бұрын
That's funny.
@Stefan- Жыл бұрын
Then she left the store in a hurry....
@321scully Жыл бұрын
Your poor Mum!
@321scully Жыл бұрын
Did your mum buy any shoes?
@wavesofval4 жыл бұрын
thanks to quarantine, I’m here listening to farts like it’s a symphony
@lisazimmerman31234 жыл бұрын
Right? I was just thinking I'd hit an all time low. 🤦♀️🤷♀️
@Andycoco22224 жыл бұрын
Me too😂
@M4A1_DELTA64 жыл бұрын
i record all my farts now and send it to my friend who returns the favor lol we always trying to top eachother farts never had this much fun in my life
@wavesofval4 жыл бұрын
@@M4A1_DELTA6 hahahaha okay, that seems to be a good idea.
@M4A1_DELTA64 жыл бұрын
@@wavesofval hahaha thxs mate
@rubywingo60304 жыл бұрын
Leslie Neilson carried a fart machine with him and was notorious for “farting” during interviews! Funny guy!!
@Zebra_3 Жыл бұрын
#4.
@MeepMeep886 жыл бұрын
I remember I farted during class.. LOL I laughed so hard at my own fart, I farted again and then THAT fkn made me laugh even more and then my fart just went along with my laugh each time BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOOOP BOOP
@davemwangi056 жыл бұрын
So you made a fart song. You can make a lot of money if you donate yourself as a woofer for various occasions
@BuySellColoradoSprings6 жыл бұрын
I'll never stop laughing at farts!!!
@SonarTheBat6 жыл бұрын
Once you pop,the fun don't stop.
@grobanite4ever856 жыл бұрын
Esther Bergling me either Farts are hilarious!
@ashleyswinford5826 жыл бұрын
I'm a 34 year old wife and mother and I will always find farts funny. I'm so immature😂😂
@kaitlyn3386 Жыл бұрын
The best friendships/relationships are when you are comfortable to fart by each other 😂
@jelle-tje60649 ай бұрын
I do it in front of my spouse and he still says I'm disgusting 😂
@amberjoy5339 ай бұрын
My husband's aunt thought it was so neat that we farted in front of each other before we were married. They were married 30+ years and she claimed she never once farted in front of her husband😳 Sorry, but if I can't be myself around my own spouse well then, I doubt we should be married lol!
@juneyspoon8 ай бұрын
My best friend lights her own farts. She can get different colours. My favourite is her blue dragon.
@adelerodriguez24328 ай бұрын
@@jelle-tje6064I find that most wives are annoyed at their husbands when they pass gas.
@adelerodriguez24328 ай бұрын
@@juneyspoonmy brothers and their friends used to do that. A few years later my biology made a reference to that practice. I sat there in convulsions laughing silently with my fingers up my nose and the tears running down my cheeks. Kids were looking at me. If I had laughed out loud they would have thought I did that stuff myself.
@sawhotz53412 жыл бұрын
That council meeting one is the funniest for me. The lady's reaction just makes it so much better😂😂
@poerava3 жыл бұрын
4:55 The counsellor that activated the release right after the word ‘passed’ deserves a pay rise. That timing was impeccable.
@mfsusanoo72383 жыл бұрын
*_bwrrr_*
@evananaa2 жыл бұрын
@@mfsusanoo7238 PLS BAHAHA
@ramiahred123 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing a horrific story of farting several times in a waiting room. The lady had headphones in, listening to Lady Gaga, and she forgot over time that only she could hear her music. She felt gas coming on, so she thought, "oh I'll just fart during the chorus sections, they'll be loud enough to mask the sound. Then she realised everyone in the quiet waiting room could hear her basically farting to the beat of a Gaga song...
@seraphik3 жыл бұрын
i died imagining this
@AD-jq7ow3 жыл бұрын
RA RA RA MAMA RA RA....
@mtracy2443 жыл бұрын
Lol
@melophile49163 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@raymondherman26893 жыл бұрын
😂😳😂😳 oh god..i wonder if she ever left the house afterward..oh god..
@Shaylok2 жыл бұрын
That last one was so freaking tragic. When you get to a certain age, you never know when a seemingly innocent fart can end up being a catastrophically, embarrassing accident.
@mayechilde2 Жыл бұрын
And man, with my IBS I can't just casually fart anymore... Never know when it's going to be more than just a fart
@davefb Жыл бұрын
Never trust a fart... As a wise man once said.
@OGDweeb Жыл бұрын
@@mayechilde2this x100 😅
@adelerodriguez24328 ай бұрын
@@mayechilde2I am so sorry.
@ErikGPL6 ай бұрын
It's a sketch, it's not real. The lady is a Dutch actress.
@SushiCentral-fk9im5 жыл бұрын
I farted during this video
@jessejive1175 жыл бұрын
Sushi Central 16161 I’m pooping bro
@desertsun43045 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@MrShanester1175 жыл бұрын
Sushi Central 16161 Me too. On a plastic chair. It was glorious
@Jauchezipfel5 жыл бұрын
yep me too,woke my cat up
@rekch515 жыл бұрын
I be shitting dawg
@amiacin5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how even adults aren’t mature when someone farts😂😂😂
@JedForge5 жыл бұрын
There was the time I sneezed during a work discussion … at my age, sneezing is quite dangerous!
@V3nom75 жыл бұрын
Since when being mature is opposed to laugh about funny and innoncent situations ?
@Nico-vt5zf5 жыл бұрын
that moment when i realize i'm a 23 year old adult and not a kid anymore.
@EdsterIII5 жыл бұрын
Well some act like nothing happened...aka Regis. Some get angry at the farter. Some find it revolting and again get mad. But MOST just laugh. Or should just laugh. It is a natural function. As they say.. "SHIT HAPPENS!!". Sometimes literally.
@unclemitchell4205 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@AJDaniels529810 ай бұрын
I had a scammer call me last week and I acted like I was going along with it but making increasingly louder and darker fart sounds with my mouth while he was talking. Towards the end, I said something like, "Excuse me for just a second. I'mma put you on hold," before letting out a scream-grunt and crying, "I can't hold it in anymore!", then making the worst blood fart sounds mixed with moans of "oh god" and "help" until he finally hung up. Before he did, though, I heard him gagging like he was about to throw up. I cracked up for probably close to an hour.
@jodibrown52578 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m gonna to do that!
@randybradley41518 ай бұрын
I had an Atari 800 modem hooked up and any calls that came through the lines would make our phone ring and when the people were on the other ends having a normal phone conversation and I would make farting noises and try not to laugh because they would think that the other person was the one farting. My worst prank I did was a mechanic shop was talking to an elderly lady and the mechanic put the lady on hold so he could find out how work the vehicle needed and the cost. I pretended to be the mechanic and told her that it needed an oil change, new tires, new transmission and that it would be cheaper to replace the entire engine and that she may as well buy a new vehicle because it would be cheaper. She nearly cried. Then the real mechanic came back and started talking to the lady and she was inquiring what the other mechanic was talking about and he tried to assure her that no one else talked to her.
@adelerodriguez24328 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@bigsillyman83038 ай бұрын
YOU WEANNA KNOW SOMETHING?
@virg0_lem0nade8 ай бұрын
i'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex
@pearljam6196 жыл бұрын
37 Years old still laugh out loud when I hear a fart.
@presidentnotsure32735 жыл бұрын
Timeless classic
@bobbiusshadow69855 жыл бұрын
yup, classics don't die
@yanni21125 жыл бұрын
57 and still funny
@hailiz82525 жыл бұрын
Lmao my older brother is CRAZY for pearl jam He even got a tatoo of eddie vedder doing his pose thingy
@MsClyde575 жыл бұрын
62 years old and hell, life's too short to not laugh at a fart.
@tannerbroyles5 жыл бұрын
Oh man that city council meeting one at 4:05 had me in tears. I love how that lady is starting to finally get it together again and then the farter strikes again 😂
@michaeljonhson18423 жыл бұрын
Certainly she tried a secund fart silence for somebody else think the smell was of the first fart, but her goal fail! Her secund fart cheated her as well! Don't trust in fart!
@roguedalek9003 жыл бұрын
Thats the same city council that later had body mics and some guy used the urinal with the mic open and that woman looses it and can't stop laughing and all you hear is Niagara Falls over the speakers
@pammi27253 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious lolol
@1greenMitsi3 жыл бұрын
I couldnt believe someone ripped that first fart. Must be a good place to work
@MuShRoOm7343 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nickandrew10895 жыл бұрын
Number 8: That explains how Whoopie Goldberg got her first name😂😂😎
@jasperbooth63835 жыл бұрын
Cause they thought "farting jig" was too long 😂
@Buugzy5 жыл бұрын
Whoopi Fartgerg*
@JusticeKing10005 жыл бұрын
They don’t call it a Woopie cushion for nothing
@ashcooke3925 жыл бұрын
That actually is the reason people call her that. I think she kept farting on a set once and the name stuck
@catey625 жыл бұрын
@@ashcooke392 Thats true, read it in an article a long time ago....lol
@efaitha1981 Жыл бұрын
When I was in 5th grade, we were in Gym class. Told to line up, boys in one row and girls in another. I felt such a fart, but it was quiet, and I knew it was bad, so I moved from the middle of the line to the back. That warm air traveled all over the gym. Made everyone laugh so hard and scream. Lmao! No one knew it was me. Thank God!!!
@MrEricanthony9 ай бұрын
I was in a dance club years ago. I had just made a pretty big change in my diet. It was loud, so no one heard it. However, the fartrometor spiked at a full “10” and literally cleared at least an 8 foot perimeter. I bailed with everyone to the other side of the bar because I wanted to remain anonymous. It was the acting job of my life not to laugh and give myself up. Dang, the most atrocious farts of my life that night. I did pull it off. Funny thing. No one really wanted to discuss. I wasn’t going to say anything....
@kimberlycarter36172 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here on a vacation, snow day, watching this video, and reading the comments, laughing so hard, I have tears running down my face!!!! Thank you for all the laughs!!! Have a great day!!!
@cacu39892 жыл бұрын
Check out the Fart Olympics videos...😂😂😂
@youtubert31382 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh too I hope you’re ok and happy . Winter again :)
@321scully Жыл бұрын
I almost had a coronary!
@bryanphillips6666 Жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you're the woman at the end with white pants on!!!!!
@321scully Жыл бұрын
@Don K Do you think you can form a beer glass with your farts? You could be onto something special - you will make millions!
@davidwallace94795 жыл бұрын
Number 6 is my favourite. Thw noise kills me every time. She was hoping for a quiet one and that masterpiece comes out. Excellent
@breAnnasmama5 жыл бұрын
David Wallace hahahaha I’m literally in my bed crying laughing so hard at that. The masterpiece hahaha 😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@SoftTangerineDreams5 жыл бұрын
Swedish translation: "Oh my gosh! What have I eaten, hehe..."
@mightybitchy5 жыл бұрын
Little Darling I don’t remember eating that 😂. Reminds me of that English tv skit. Best one to date.
@foilhattiest12 жыл бұрын
Not to be the party pooper but this one was actually faked intentionally, she had just presented a news piece on some machine that's supposed to remove bad odors or something to that effect so they decided to throw in a fart skit afterwards for fun. They really never expected it to go viral or so many people to be fooled by it, but the woman said she was trying super hard not to laugh but just couldn't help it once she heard the fart noise and that maybe this "tension" contributed to its believability.
@cerealchild1662 жыл бұрын
She's cute too! I would tell her, you go girl!!
@acecarreviews8835 жыл бұрын
One time I farted and my mom looked at me and I started laughing and my fart went along with my laugh it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt and my mom was like what was that
@sheshiechan5 жыл бұрын
I once got gas from a pizza I ate at a movie theater which resulted in puttering farts between my bursts of laughter thankfully this happened at the bathroom. I feel so bad for the lady next to me because I literally slapped the stall because at how funny I thought it was.
@bambi10515 жыл бұрын
This honeslty killed me
@ronakchauhan64395 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@deleahperry22845 жыл бұрын
"Bert, bert, bert, berrrrt
@TzadikTheManic5 жыл бұрын
@Ace car reviews “it went Bert Bert Bert berrrrrt” 😆😂😆 - oh man thank you for that, too too good ahaha
@ChrisJones-yu9rz2 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget one time when I was in the army, we just got back from a 5 mile run. The battalion commander told us to pretty much make a horseshoe formation around him so he could walk back-and-forth and talk. The soldier in front of me was a particularly large one, and I don’t mean muscle-wise. He was soaked from head to toe in sweat so bad that it looked like he just got out of the shower with his PT uniform on. He’s literally 5 feet from the battalion commander, and I am the person directly behind him. I’m not exactly sure what was going through the guys head, but he ripped the wettest, longest and loudest fart I have ever heard in my life… The battalion commander paused a second mid walk, and turned with a look of disgust on his face of the likes I’ve never seen. I could not contain my laughter, nor can I stop it. All I could do is try to hide it as best I could when everyone around me can see that I’m cracking up hysterically. One of the sergeants from my company grabs me from the T-shirt, yanks me to the back of the formation, gives me a look, as I stand at parade rest and try to keep a straight face, but I lost it laughing again. He said “You’re a f*****g idiot, go away” but he did giggle a little bit trying to hide it. So I show up for work that day, and I got called into the first sergeant’s office. The first sergeant said “Did you s**t yourself in front of the Battalion commander after PT this morning?” I couldn’t help but laugh again, and I explained it to the first sergeant that it was not me. That guy was one of the most serious people Ive ever met, even got a scoff out of him as he cursed at me and told me to leave his office.
@AliceInPantera4 жыл бұрын
The fact that I’m watching Whoopi Goldberg farting on KZbin at 4 am means I should probably call it a night...
@rawsteel64434 жыл бұрын
AliceInPantera amateur, I am watching this at 5 am
@aaronmerkel52163 жыл бұрын
Whoopie tried to blame the chair, LOL
@chrisrobson85403 жыл бұрын
more a youtube brown hole than a black one🤣🤣🤣💨
@quincyalexander39223 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😭😆
@maspunchnath74872 жыл бұрын
Whoopie Cushion Goldberg
@jeanalynn27915 жыл бұрын
My ex husband would say, evertime after he farted, " Did you hear that? I think that was a barking spider." 😳 Lol
@natwest19715 жыл бұрын
Lol, my dad would say, “Did a fox bark?”
@selenabonilla22814 жыл бұрын
My father would ask "do you hear that?" And wait a couple seconds before farting.
@MattShillam4 жыл бұрын
@@selenabonilla2281 best one to do
@kiryumechagodzilla40592 жыл бұрын
My fiance and I would say "Man, did you see those low-flying ducks?!" after we fart. The first time I farted in front of him, he answered with his own farts. We'd both laugh pretty hard. We've been together for over 16 years now.
@vision36916 жыл бұрын
Farts make the world a better place... Except the last one
@FBI-lw6cj6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ponyio6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@tamararader26236 жыл бұрын
Nothing toxic girl shits herself
@REFLEXLWD6 жыл бұрын
@@tamararader2623 from my country, thank God it's a sketch lol
@titmusspaultpaul56 жыл бұрын
Yep, that made me throw up a little in my mouth.
@OHVTrails1 Жыл бұрын
I could be wrong, but number three sounded like a queif. The motion of the legs is supporting evidence as well.
@jovian3046 жыл бұрын
But, I have perfected the art of farting silently!
@damitzdesign6 жыл бұрын
Lord Mord - Please teach....
@sonitkun55276 жыл бұрын
Be my teacher
@mariahfrancois44126 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@hellspwnnix95146 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pietarinokonen6076 жыл бұрын
That's called a silent killer lol
@LadyVamp606 жыл бұрын
You know you have hit bottom when watching a KZbin video about farts.
@finster19686 жыл бұрын
You mean multiple videos....
@calisongbird6 жыл бұрын
Judy Eckman 😂😂😂😂😂
@ryancbarrett966 жыл бұрын
I assure you there is much farther down you can go
@isaacbarnes37646 жыл бұрын
I had no clue I was here, but after your comment, I look around, and you are right, this is the bottom!
@taowgrouch17676 жыл бұрын
Hit bottom or struck gold
@beckyaustin23015 жыл бұрын
I love how even the most sophisticated people will break down and laugh at a fart 😂
@briancossey47735 ай бұрын
OMG! 54 years old and this stuff NEVER goes outta style. Most horrendously funny ones to do are "the strafing runs", also known as "crop dusting", also known as "drive-by's"; they can be any type, as long as you are in motion when they go off. Best time for those to happen? My dad, according to mom, was notorious for doing SBD versions of these in the grocery store, usually around small-to-mid sized groups of older Mexican women chattering in Spanish at the local grocery store in Bakersfield, CA.; he would pass through, then peek around the corner to see them scattering and just about die laughing (mom, on the other hand, was always mortified!). Always brought a tear to the eye, either from laughter or the smell!
@GUILLERMOCASTILLA-MAGNUS4 ай бұрын
WHEN i was boy my grandmother shes walking every days in the garden house,while she hear the birds she s spoke whith farts whith them.She was a carpenter birds!
@MarkHarrop634 ай бұрын
So glad people keeping this conversation going. Ps if l wasn't so mature I'd point out the yoga fart is a fanny fart . . .
@briancossey47734 ай бұрын
@@MarkHarrop63 When I was in the Army National Guard, one weekend we had PFT, and I pity the poor guy that had to hold my feet as I was doing sit-ups! Got it coming AND going!
@chrismckell53533 ай бұрын
@@MarkHarrop63I'm reminded of an episode of South Park where Mr Garrison explained what a queef was after over hearing the boys calling each other queefs😂
@MarkHarrop633 ай бұрын
@@chrismckell5353 pffft . . . just had to look that up and it's an actual medical term. A tad disappointing really as the name doesn't quite match the sound . . oh no, I can sense a rewording coming on!
@Sinclair807 жыл бұрын
I hate it when you feel confident the fart you are about to let go is going to be a silent one only for a bit of force to get behind it and it sounds like the biggest duck quack. There's no coming back from that. On a side note Leslie Neilsen - total legend, he was unapologetic about his guff.
@keishalove79217 жыл бұрын
ZS 15 right😂😂🎉
@nalanihamby37107 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I’m not sure which is worse, the duck fart of someone who was sure it was going to be soundless or the high balloon animal squeak of someone trying to safely ease out a fart in church.
@robinjames74936 жыл бұрын
why would he be apologetic? It was a fake fart
@jamiebrown38166 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bonita7206 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao
@user-qi5vj9zy9t3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget my mate farting sat cross legged on a wooden floor in a silent part of a school assembly. Only just stopped laughing about it now and that took place in 1988! Classic. Farts are hands down the funniest things ever.
@jenniferr72716 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird how bowel things are so embarrassing yet everyone does it. 🤔
@DonaldSeymourjr6 жыл бұрын
So true.
@juturna-29315 жыл бұрын
Because it’s a butthole making a noise💀 it’s A W K W A R D
@sddingo65385 жыл бұрын
Wait you’re a girl.. girls don’t fart.
@serenechaosuk46825 жыл бұрын
I DON'T !
@jessejive1175 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Richardson it’s like being horny though, or pooping, we don’t want to poop or have sex in front of people though..
@beardedbull2722 жыл бұрын
Embarrassing when your in public and let out a big whopper of a sneeze, but also let out a big whopper of a fart too 🤣
@rosewetzel82846 ай бұрын
Agreed
@heatherrae41267 жыл бұрын
No matter how old we get, farts are funny 😂
@samiuddinomer25387 жыл бұрын
Heather Rae guess u like the smell after u fart😊
@kitty81967 жыл бұрын
You are 100% right on that heather
@tozzilil7 жыл бұрын
I just said that to my husband - I’m nearly 32 and giggling like a child at fart videos
@Powerduo887 жыл бұрын
tozzilil I agree. I'm 44 and rollin over here! I am in tears! Age has nothing to do with what someone finds funny. Who made the rule that you lose your sense of humor as you get older?! I remember tripping up some steps back in the day and my grandma cracked up. 😂😂
@dualscreengrant7 жыл бұрын
I misread the last four lines as "wet farts are funny."
@alexr27902 жыл бұрын
I was in college. First semester Freshman year. Class of 200. 9 a.m. During a quiet moment, chick cough, then farted loudly. I’ve never heard a group of young adults laugh like that in my life. Even better, my buddy was drunk in class. On a Monday. At 9:00 a.m. About 5 minutes after it happened, notices me behind him in class. Looks back and drunkenly “whispers”, “Dude, did you hear that chick fart?” Whole class heard him. Which caused another laughing fit. Best day of class ever.
@tonyharris33069 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@longboardtales6 жыл бұрын
woopi is the only woman on the planet that can fart on live tv and play it cool
@Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism6 жыл бұрын
I know she played that so cool.Oh wow,excuse me! I think I just blew a frog out of there lmao!
@Alkemmiztt6 жыл бұрын
the lady next to her was slightly leaning away
@eddiebear346 жыл бұрын
That's because it's the best thing she ever said
@bounderchris6 жыл бұрын
That’s actually why she got her name
@browneyedgirl42856 жыл бұрын
John McSween that's the best comment yet!!!!!
@stevemurrell6167 Жыл бұрын
That last one was particularly embarrassing. Poor lady!
@PetiteLicorne7 ай бұрын
Isn't it fake?
@iwasneverhere.86765 жыл бұрын
The lady in the chair was trying to hide it so bad 😂😂😭😭
@hanan-yy7vb5 жыл бұрын
Emma White there was so many ladies in chairs. Which one?
@jadebird19985 жыл бұрын
i think it was the coffee mug
@arthurmiranda38044 жыл бұрын
Emma White her face shows it too, the “I’m in danger” face
@barsxsalicia3 жыл бұрын
One time while we were in Disney world, my dad and I went inside a store to get our pictures. We left my mom sitting outside and there was a man sitting on the bench next to her. When we came out she was so mad saying that he lifted his leg up & let out a loud fart without a single emotion 😂😂😂 I honestly wish I could’ve been there to witness that moment 😭
@Scrappicat3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my dad. Lol.
@abhijithanilkumar49593 жыл бұрын
There are lot of prank videos now on KZbin with people doing similar stuff
@poshchamp92103 жыл бұрын
😂😂 When you have to lift your leg, you know that it’s gonna be intense!
@jcfreak4ever13 жыл бұрын
@Scrappicat Sounds like mine, too! 🤣
@denabeana12333 жыл бұрын
I’d be mad too if a random man farted on me. I’d honestly tell him off.
@anthonyvargas35495 жыл бұрын
People don’t realize farting is like sneezing
@graceygrey6895 жыл бұрын
Anthony Vargas sneezing doesn’t smell Hun x
@samelusac15 жыл бұрын
People dont realize farts can be eaten and recycled.
@brknspacebar5 жыл бұрын
It helps if you stare at the sun
@TheComedyColosseum5 жыл бұрын
Sneezing out your arse. 😂
@sbp42155 жыл бұрын
@@graceygrey689 It does sometimes. Well mine do :/
@coalblooded Жыл бұрын
Totally different scenarios, but when my son was maybe a year old we were in the waiting room of the doctors office with about 5 or 6 other people, and he kept letting out a string of little but audible farts lol We all tried to stifle our laughter, but he noticed, and it made him laugh, which just made him fart more, and soon we were all cracking up while he was just having a blast 😂 So much less embarrassing when it's a baby doing the farting lol
@zydration353811 ай бұрын
Definitely sounds like he was having a blast.
@adelerodriguez24328 ай бұрын
A guy told me he was in a doctor's waiting room one day. There was a lady with a baby, and the baby let a fart rip that was really loud. The guy said he did a double take.
@geeell19175 жыл бұрын
#4 was not a real fart. That was the late comic actor Leslie Neilsen who was known to always carry around a joke fart noisemaker, and would use it every time he had an interview. He always gave a great interview!
@glamdolly305 жыл бұрын
Surely every1 recalls his famed fart machime, he had it with him every time he did a TV chat! The last vid is a fake - the female is clearly actig, its embarrassigly bad!
@foilhattiest12 жыл бұрын
Yeah #6 is not a real fart either, it's a very known faked fart skit on Swedish TV that they decided to do immiediately following a news segment about a machine that removes bad odors or something like that.
@DirtyFrankDahmer2 жыл бұрын
I never knew he did that. lol
@DirtyFrankDahmer2 жыл бұрын
@@glamdolly30 The pants shitter definitely seemed fake to me.
@alexiswilliamsinc2 жыл бұрын
#5 was the mug
@juliet_ishome79085 жыл бұрын
3:49 Girl: Okay so now let's- Other girl: *Farts loudly*
@itz_candy4874 жыл бұрын
Okay so now let's Fart loudly!
@pgancedo92992 жыл бұрын
That shart at the end was definitely life changing…..and underwear destroying. Not sure how one recovers from that sort of trauma 😂
@dan742752 жыл бұрын
pretty sure it was fake along with the first one
@McFlurry-OREO12 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't wanna sniff those drawz
@MrFister842 жыл бұрын
@@McFlurry-OREO1 That's not what your mum said.
@randyhilgeman26482 жыл бұрын
I would have walked backwards
@kstanni872 жыл бұрын
I have but never had any long farts. But that shart at the end was like a pig trying to get out.
@timadams1827 Жыл бұрын
I can feel deeply for the last one… We’ve all been there…😂
@davidpeck3912 Жыл бұрын
But we weren't wearing white pants!
@sallygard638 ай бұрын
She literally shit herself live! 😂😂😄
@Baddy1877 ай бұрын
@@davidpeck3912In front of a camera with the countries most famous crime reporter also in front of you. Ps. He is the countries most famous after the goat got shot and killed 2 years back. Don't know when this was aired.
@FernandoGonzalez-ub9iw6 ай бұрын
Poor lady...that will go after her the rest of her life.
@nangel2705 ай бұрын
We most certainly HAVE NOT!
@shalarpola76496 жыл бұрын
Fart is art without 'f'
@berryblossomvideos60906 жыл бұрын
Ewwww 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maestroaxeman6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2S8i5KdhKqoZqM Here, you will find art in the fart🤣🤣🤣
@shalarpola76496 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Ryan That is fartastic!
@mariemackey61326 жыл бұрын
Than I'm a fucking artist. 💩
@sliat19816 жыл бұрын
You mean with
@johnland83725 жыл бұрын
This whole video... Greta Thunberg: "how dare you"
@stevehouck20615 жыл бұрын
Seriously laughed harder at this than I should have!!
@MustardanBiscuits5 жыл бұрын
I blame the cows! 😂
@anansari18084 жыл бұрын
Little contribution towards Global warming 😂😂😂
@ambientblue-eyedmonkey88494 жыл бұрын
How dare you to literally shit in your pants on national TV.
@user-ue2lg1yl4w5 жыл бұрын
One time when I was young, I was sitting at the dinner table having breakfast with my family and then let out a huge fart into my chair and my dad thought someone was knocking on the door. Edit: To the people who think that it was my dad knocking, no, it was me. We were sitting on wooden chairs and I'd been holding in that fart for a while so when I had to let it out my fart literally knocked on the wood. Edit 2: I can't believe my most liked comment is a story of how I farted at the dinner table.
@l.y.77104 жыл бұрын
This literally made me cry laughing! The best story Ive heard today, thank you!
@trueblue77794 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cutlet92274 жыл бұрын
Read and watched many fart stories and videos but your comment was the only thing that actually made me crack up laughing. ~Berry 15.02.2020..
@nightxlight29684 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dumbartist8644 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@brendajohnson5975 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Whoopie's fart and her response has me dying
@SpicyMartina6 жыл бұрын
When I was in hospital the doctor was doing his rounds and farted while examining me. I died laughing he went bright red. Hated my week stay but loved my doctor especially after that fart!
@mp-mr3be6 жыл бұрын
Haha.. Lol
@spearsman16 жыл бұрын
love at first fart
@FlyingDaddy7216 жыл бұрын
Luckily you were in the hospital when you died.
@poltergeist80146 жыл бұрын
@@MonsterPartsRc Nonsense because she was not dying.
@ClassicRockJWM5 жыл бұрын
So women DO love farts! I knew it!
@Boss-zt5vz6 жыл бұрын
I feel pity for the last girl :(
@saltnugget6 жыл бұрын
She didn't fart. She pooped. Damn
@bg112116 жыл бұрын
Indeed hope shes ok that had to be embarrassing that ummm wasn't a fart
@emotionaladolf99696 жыл бұрын
i don't
@joshua70156 жыл бұрын
That was a shart, not a fart
@fouziakhan13876 жыл бұрын
I think she had diarrhea she was holding her stomach she should have just gone and not wait for it too bad for her
@sint0xicateme7 жыл бұрын
They don't call her 'whoopy' for nothing!
@liamb10386 жыл бұрын
NoNeed ForGreed I actually died 😂
@doctordrommos64326 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@HerrHoppenstedt6 жыл бұрын
NoNeed ForGreed. Whoop, there it flies.
@polanialmoni62746 жыл бұрын
Died!
@izquierda33266 жыл бұрын
NoNeed ForGreed Best comment ever 😆😆😆😆 funniest comment seen... I'm literally crying due to it 😅😅😅
@trueblueimpersonations89492 жыл бұрын
I was on a train in India, and myself, two New Zealand girls and an Israeli girl had swapped our polite introductions to each other. We were facing on to a elderly Indian lady who sat cross legged with her sari over her head. She looked so elegant and beautiful. Her adult teenage grandsons were with her, seeing her off. She rocked up high on one cheek of her backside and let out the most tremendous fart that I have ever heard to this day. We sat in a stunned silence for a second, one of the girls snickered and that was it!, we fell about that train carriage and laughed for hours on into the night and next day. She will never know how much she made our day and still has me laughing 26 years on ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@adelerodriguez24324 ай бұрын
@@trueblueimpersonations8949 I would've died laughing.
@trueblueimpersonations89494 ай бұрын
@@adelerodriguez2432 hahahaha I wish you’d been there, we could have died laughing together, what a way to go!!! ❤️
@mileslong39043 ай бұрын
You were in India and associating with an Israeli. No sympathy from me.
@trueblueimpersonations89493 ай бұрын
@@mileslong3904 I think you might have missed the point.
@mileslong39043 ай бұрын
@@trueblueimpersonations8949 No, I'm right as always.
@chloeworrie72604 жыл бұрын
Guy farts: excuse me Newsround :did you just fart Man: I had a big curry last night 😂
@theRandy7123 жыл бұрын
That was a "fart machine" sound, he was trying to be funny.
@rickyrickalvous29823 жыл бұрын
@@theRandy712 Who's he
@leeroy51903 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles
@IIIrandomIII5 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the last woman.
@glamdolly305 жыл бұрын
Why - it's fake!
@HyperRefined5 жыл бұрын
Fake
@abirjas11925 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😰😔
@BrettonFerguson5 жыл бұрын
I might feel bad for her if I ever stop laughing. She had to wear white pants that day too. Very unfortunate.
@g.a.69785 жыл бұрын
That wasn't real. It was faked.
@makennawarren74516 жыл бұрын
My mom just came in my room wondering why I was laughing. All I could say was “FARTS!” 🤣🤣🤣 really shows how mature I am.
@jandoor2068 Жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, if you are still living with your mother then you can't be THAT mature.
@nathanwoodruff9422 Жыл бұрын
_"My mom just came in my room wondering why I was laughing. All I could say was “FARTS!”"_ I said the same thing to my son.
@asthmaticmonkey119 күн бұрын
The little Tommy Squeaker on number 2 was hilarious.
@kingofthemc4 жыл бұрын
“There is a little wind, that comes from the heart; ignorant people call it a fart.”
@jacobpeters54584 жыл бұрын
I believe Shakespeare said it best: A little wind, a little breeze Tis no shame, tis like a sneeze From the tree, just like a leaf Except the time when it's a queef
@-Alura-4 жыл бұрын
What ? I don't get wgat Shakespeare has to do with this
@BigZ523 жыл бұрын
@@jacobpeters5458 lmao
@jamessim18583 жыл бұрын
Or A fart is something you cannot control it starts in the heart and explodes in the hole.
@eksksksksk3 жыл бұрын
Thank you fartmaster
@zuby9855 жыл бұрын
6:02 should I wear my white pants today? Sure!...What could go wrong?
@janaskibo8718 ай бұрын
The one in the council meeting has me dieing. 😅😅
@MOFH896 жыл бұрын
The last one is Career suicide
@randyjordan55216 жыл бұрын
She may never wear white pants again.
@pettson38166 жыл бұрын
That one has to be fake. Right?
@naylaf42466 жыл бұрын
I felt so bad for her 🥺
@mrlovely93656 жыл бұрын
the last one also wet fart
@ArtsyAries236 жыл бұрын
I know right. I do feel bad for her cuz man.
@gituraazy.18045 жыл бұрын
Why there ain't international fart day
@kristagrym5 жыл бұрын
May I marry you please?
@nechyboi40645 жыл бұрын
Because Global Warming... 😂😂
@l.c.81835 жыл бұрын
Because everyday is fart day
@Totalchaos02285 жыл бұрын
There should be
@mindfreak53605 жыл бұрын
@@kristagrym what made you think marrying him lady?
@rockmom626 жыл бұрын
The last clip..white pants!! Lol That is the ultimate embarrassment 😄
@Warrior_Resisting_Colonialism6 жыл бұрын
The poor thing.You can see her holding her stomach like it's upset when she first starts.She should of just run to the bathroom right then.I've done that before.Luckily I was home that day with the wife.I pushed one out on purpose only to find out it wasn't a fart after all lmao! It wasn't nowhere near as drastic like that lady but I never seen my wife laugh so hard lol.
@AndreiTheManYT6 жыл бұрын
SHE SHAT HER PANTS LOL
@usernamehere-05056 жыл бұрын
Moral of the clip: NEVER EVER WEAR WHITE PANTS!!!!
@vegancandy95706 жыл бұрын
Poor lady. It happens to everyone but she had terrible luck that day.
@nutterbutt8yearsago9936 жыл бұрын
Should have went with the brown pants
@BigDaddysYouTube Жыл бұрын
No matter where you are in the world farts are always in your native language😂❤
@Celta818 ай бұрын
True
@shaenorris38785 жыл бұрын
3 am, no regrets
@ziggystardust65665 жыл бұрын
Same
@trevorallen85145 жыл бұрын
No regurts
@aleksimakela72345 жыл бұрын
Lol i am
@Emma-vb7of5 жыл бұрын
4 lol
@JamesBond-es8zb5 жыл бұрын
@@Emma-vb7of you are beautiful ❤️
@ns86236 жыл бұрын
The serious senate council assembly or WHATEVER that was...the best!!
@rachelvosstwinflametips89226 жыл бұрын
Senator is an old fart LITERALLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vineethjoshy48196 жыл бұрын
I suspect that was a fart machine.
@SquirtAngle6 жыл бұрын
The one on the view killed me.
@truphat2day6 жыл бұрын
Who farted and who was John?
@kornelijuskortkiss12436 жыл бұрын
n s ha ha yes
@NameName2.05 жыл бұрын
6:04 did she jus--- (lady runs off trying to cover *THE BROWN*) awh.. oh n-hoho-hahahahaa oooh..
@Mutable_PageOfCups3 жыл бұрын
Lol I wish I knew the language they spoke and what they were saying
@stevethepom3 жыл бұрын
@@Mutable_PageOfCups The language is Dutch she was asking him about a tv series then proceeded to have a slight accident involving a shart resulting in her using the old Dutch word Fook as she hurried off to find the toilet !
@Mutable_PageOfCups3 жыл бұрын
@@stevethepom So did it seem like a prank to you? It kind of seemed like one to me, but with the language barrier it's hard to tell
@mariankeizer73283 жыл бұрын
It is fake. She is an actress. Often in comedy as well.
@kimberlyburnette37059 ай бұрын
My husband and I were at McDonald's several years ago and we were sitting in the hard plastic booth. My husband moved to get up and farted and I thought Machine Gun Kelly was in McDonald's 😂😂😂😂😂
@cobyveron6 жыл бұрын
1:55 She's fighting for air,,,to breath lol😂😂😂
@shawnnowicki79346 жыл бұрын
cobyveron 😣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bryanmmusic6 жыл бұрын
Breathe....
@Aleww6 жыл бұрын
Whoopie had that extra beans and sour cream burrito that day. 😂😂😂😂
@birbify17216 жыл бұрын
Hey😡
@seyf775 жыл бұрын
I literally have my master' test tomorrow but I'm here watching farts on KZbin
@bogtrotter105 жыл бұрын
Is that sum kind of homosexual thing ?
@mtraa.9425 жыл бұрын
What did you do ? I hope you didn't fart xD
@TheBeepbeep20005 жыл бұрын
S E Y F Sixx ahhahahahha
@brewskie8665 жыл бұрын
Did u pass?
@romantic_hippie4 жыл бұрын
That's why you're watching this, cus your brain is mush from studying
@HermesTheLoser6 жыл бұрын
Why so many dislikes? lol, I know toilet/fart jokes aren't the most sophisticated form of humor but you'd think anyone who searched for/clicked on this vid was looking for exactly that.
@armendfiqi6 жыл бұрын
Hermes The Loser I think its become a law of nature no video on youtube can have 0 dislikes
@nazifalizada26586 жыл бұрын
I disliked for the unexpected shitty music in the beginning.
@vrapbrap6 жыл бұрын
Its the fucking cringy intro that gave me cancer
@amchthompson6 жыл бұрын
A lot of the clips weren't funny at all.
@Isabelle-zy3ht6 жыл бұрын
It was suggested loser
@47tooter6 ай бұрын
Our Company had a quarterly meeting and at the end the plant manager said " Any questions or comments ? And a technician farted really loud, the plant manager said " Thanks for your input ted " The whole crowd erupted with laughter.
@Rishun4 жыл бұрын
“So what did you do during quarantine” UHHHHHH
@sarahrodrigues98494 жыл бұрын
Watch fart videos at 4 in the morning 😂😂😂
@lillylovesrain70723 жыл бұрын
Watched people fart all around the world
@kylie25813 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂literally don't know... Watching videos like this🤷♀😂😂🤣🤣
@jayceeo6736 жыл бұрын
We can disagree on many things, but we can all agree farts will always be funny. 😂
@j-mlmb42496 жыл бұрын
Joe Caban 💯 😂😂
@trevorjohnson52136 жыл бұрын
Joe Caban FARTS=WORLD PEACE
@DirtyFrankDahmer2 жыл бұрын
If my wife ever farts, it’s divorce time.
@Rachael1212 жыл бұрын
@@DirtyFrankDahmer Oh god there's always one 🙄🙄
@321scully2 жыл бұрын
@@DirtyFrankDahmer ..but she has to put up with you - I hope you never marry.
@williamredfern55046 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing I ever seen was at school in the early 1950s in GB,, Me and other boy were made to sit together as punishment because we had been fighting,, it was the old type double desk,, the teacher asked the class a question, the boy next to me stood up and put his hand up,,the teacher asked him the answer but he replied please miss may I go to the tloilet ??, the teacher said NO wait until later,, I disliked the lad but could see he was in distress, a bit later he asked again only to be refused,, 10 minutes later he stood up again Raised his hand and said please may I! ,,,,,Then WOOSH brown down both legs (he had short pants) I have never moved so fast, he had to be taken out and cleaned,, I could not stop laughing,, later on I always used to say to him have you shit yourself lately,, I am in my 70s now but I still laugh about it 😁😃😅😊😃😂😅😁😁🙂
@mutalix6 жыл бұрын
LoL loved your story thank you for sharing!
@jax14116 жыл бұрын
When i was in Highschool early 2000's i played football and 2 of my best friends played also....we had a game in a town called sulfer springs in Tx.....well afyer the game we had to watch the next game so we all sit in the bleachers and start acting like idots of course😂 but anyway Waylon one if my friends kept farting and it stunk already in the town because of the sulfur mine but the smell he omitted was over powering😂 on the bus ride home we kept smelling the shitty smell long after leaving the town....we look at Waylon and ask him to check his pants 😂 that fool sharted himself....it was the best worst ride home.....we still do this day give him shit about that incident! Call him SulferSprings or Shitty britches
@ash33446 жыл бұрын
William Redfern Same sort of thing happened when I was at school, I was stood outside with my class waiting to go into our music lesson and this one guy I didn’t really like was wearing shorts and out of nowhere a half runny lumpy turd fell out his shorts.... I couldn’t of been happier it happened to him of all people. Like you I will never forget it haha
@randyjordan55216 жыл бұрын
@Just looks at my profile pic. And why not? Farts are ageless. In fact, it's quite often the last thing people do before they die.
@MJ-kx8yq6 жыл бұрын
William Redfern Damn a 70 year old that knows how to use a phone
@coalblooded Жыл бұрын
I like how number 5 wasn't even a fart, but she still couldn't help laughing at it lol
@Aiden-ku6yg7 ай бұрын
Regis is like the person who would never fart on live tv but it wasn’t even a fart, it was Kelly’s mug
@shahirahizzati69034 жыл бұрын
Im getting second hand embarrassment from watching this
@thentherewere74 жыл бұрын
s a m e
@mg-lm6tg4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The main reason I try to watch as little of these videos as possible.
@akshaynanthur3 жыл бұрын
😂 you're honest
@davemiller17693 жыл бұрын
How can your heart not go out to the last lady at #1 ?