No Hit Sans

[@smilepassfilter]

No Hit is my best friend and he told me used Cheat Engine on this run. I can't hold it in any longer. I am so sorry. He told me while he was drunk. I asked him again while he was sober and he confirmed it. All of the moves in this video were pre-programmed (or something like that. I'm not too sure. He was drunk when he explained it). Now that I'm typing all of this out, I realize he has a drinking problem. I'm not shaming him. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Anyways, the eight years of guilt has caused my fingernails to fall off, my hair to fall out, my skin to go green, my eyes to grow big and black, antennae to sprout from the top of my now swollen head, and my spine to shrink. My arms and legs have atrophied as well. My rib cage has also collapsed. I could go on and on. The tips of my remaining fingers light up like bulbs. i can see in the dark. I can read Swahili. We're getting off topic. The point of this comment is that this Sans boss attempt (no hit) is cheated. He used Cheat Engine to pre-program all of his moves (or something to that effect. He was very drunk when he told me). My teeth are soft, my skin is rubber, etc. He. Is. A. Cheater. I can't keep it in. This information has been eating away at me. Along with the fact that I, without a shadow of a doubt, know that he drives drunk and I haven't told anyone or called the police or tried to stop him or anything of the sort. I thought that he was joking when he told me since we'd had a long night out on our company's annual pub crawl, but I saw it first hand. I saw the consequences of his actions. I was in the car with him when he drove over the median, killing a 28 year old woman and her 63 year old mother. I got a pretty bad case of whiplash. Not to mention the broken ribs and legs and skull and collarbone and shit. Not like it's my business or anything. And that's just the time I experienced it firsthand. He has told me of his other grisly exploits but I'd rather not get into such things in a KZbin comment. I talked to him about us going to AA together but he flat out REFUSED. I feared for my safety when he cocked his fist back and threatened to punch me in the face. I haven't brought it up since. I think this is a good segue into No Hit's cheating problem. I started writing this comment with the intent of only revealing the fact that THIS video is cheated. I have to get this off my chest. Every single one of his videos is cheated. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[@v1_bloodisfuel]

cool

[@BiIafy]

huh

[@pkakaTC2]

Are you SURE ur skins green

[@sadmikewazowski7754]

Best satire in the world

[@lord6074]

I don't think anyone cares

[@paper-mario-wiki]

This is what happens when you inject determination directly into your eyes.

[@isectoid9454]

+TheMGMjr I think he neurally wired his eyes to his hands so he could act on pure reflex, he wouldn't even have had to think about it! (Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.)

[@diogolucena4332]

+TheMGMjr Nah, he just developed the sharingan, can´t really think of anything else that doesn't make wanna bang my head on a wall.

[@isectoid9454]

Duke McFancyPants WE BOTH REFERENCED TOP TEIR ANIME!

[@diogolucena4332]

+isectoid WE ARE AWESOME!

[@isectoid9454]

Duke McFancyPants ...so which anime was i referencing?

[@tsukinoakuma]

Sans: *beats soul against the walls* Nohit: *still has 56 HP* Sans: ... shit.

[@Ratrone123]

+tsukinoakuma Nohit: (Whispers) *You're gonna have a bad time...*

[@bishubi]

+Ratrone123 Nohit: GET _DUUUUUNNNNNNNNNKKKKKEDD ONNNN!!!_

[@stephensaiz5700]

+tsukinoakuma even when you get put to 1 you stay on one because you're too strong to die from that attack :U

[@primetyrant2891]

+Stephen Saiz Though, most of players get to that point on 20ish hp, and be like "dont go down to zero please dont go down to zero please dont O_O"

[@fightinglion3690]

+Ratrone123 this is my bad time now It's all under now

[@paradox3939]

We are watching a battle of no one hitting anyone. Pretty neat

[@redwoodRaccoon]

It’s also funny that at the start of the video the player got hit, and at the end Sans got hit, heh

[@mr.jazzmoose1937]

IS THIS PACIFIST OR GENOCIDE?

[@HasSalute]

@mrjazeemose genocide you can't fight Sam's in pacifist

[@redwoodRaccoon]

@@HasSalute r/woooosh

[@KittyKatty999]

@@mr.jazzmoose1937 It's clearly Pacifist ;3

[@jenny20vg1]

I did a no-hit sans once... That's right sans didn't get hit once

[@aikomaliako]

Juana BV Nice

[@Physma]

Water isn't wet.

[@snowy1966]

@@Physma welcome to reality

[@peterlechleitner7307]

Juana BV lelelel

[@thebookhuman8907]

Lol

[@CronosZxMkII]

" *My brother has never seen a human before so it would be cool if you kept pretending to be one* "

[@appletree5368]

Couldn't you just make the quotation marks thicker?

[@pingopiggy4046]

Bialkii IM NOT CRYING YOUR CRYING

[@appletree5368]

@Black Hail *Thanks a milion.*

[@esme2897]

Mettaton the star Lmao Deltarune is a really weird timeline. It's not the future or the past it's just something :^)

[@Triarawn]

How can Sans see how much love you have?

[@Dzicozan]

2:00 Sans: "You gon get rekt" 3:20 Sans: "Wtf dude start taking hits 6:00 Sans "STOP EVADING MY ATTACKS" 6:50 Sans "FUCKIN NOOB YOU GOT HIT, HAHA... ha...ha..." 56/92

[@NotSoEpick]

+OzanPlayz FORCED ATTACK

[@Dzicozan]

Crazy Crazy And Friends dude, i know

[@Kasahndriks]

+OzanPlayz nice profile picture. :3

[@Dzicozan]

Quote The Robot​ thank you :3

[@Dyndicat]

+The Fancy RED Scout Fuck is wrong with you?

[@PerfectDarkly]

*You can feel your sins crawling away in shame.

[@boutanutrn]

+OneWithTheNight CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIINNN

[@boutanutrn]

***** WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIIDE

[@Rocketai]

(CAN'T WAKE UP)

[@Ratrone123]

+OneWithTheNight *Reading this is probably not a good idea. (Or something along those lines)

[@Hyunckel101]

+Ratrone123 Reading this is probably not the best use of your time. Also: You felt your sins crawling on your back.

[@bombuniverse1578]

This is just 10 minuets of nobody hitting each other.

[@ohnoesbadnews9291]

Technically he got hit. At the beginning he failed and had to reopen the game

[@bombuniverse1578]

Oh noes bad news sometimes it takes more than one try to make it through without getting hit.

[@ohnoesbadnews9291]

@@bombuniverse1578 ik i was more of joking than being real because he's actually good at this

[@bombuniverse1578]

Oh noes bad news oh ok. Just sayin’

[@gengartheghostgamer8873]

Both got hitted at the end

[@Ozitiho]

I like to think that the reason there was a pause after you finished because you had to celebrate for a moment.

[@NoHitRuns]

+Tecnophobe Yeah there was a lot of dopamine running through my brains

[@bondedblade9611]

+NoHit Runs BRAINS.

[@Rogther]

+BondedBlade Confirmed, he´s not a human being.

[@rodeoboy11]

+NoHit Runs I knew it. You're an octopus. That's the only way you could possibly achieve these inhuman feats.

[@buru2b634]

+Tecnophobe I like your profile pic d00d

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Imagine how utterly mindfucked poor Sans must have been not being able to land a single hit. A pretty hopeless situation when every single trick you've got amounts to nothing against a genocidal, world-threatening maniac - especially when you're supposed to be the last line of defense.

[@Its_Falco]

At the end he hits him about 25 times lol

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

restriser True enough - but it doesn't even take off half his HP, so I think my point still stands.

[@poemsbypoetry]

+OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa Why do you need to bring even more feels in this? :(

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Naty Macc Remember kids, Genocide is the bad! Give your local skeletons a hug today. You never know when they might save the universe.

[@Victini415]

I tried to, but he tried to impale me with his bones.

[@splinkyz]

Sans: You're gonna have a bad time Frisk: No, you're gonna have a bad time

[@gone_forever_lol]

sans got rekt.

[@patmixx]

He broke his bone

[@lucasearth653]

Frisk: no u

[@puggyboi672]

SQuiShY 123 xD

[@MrLemon-]

Sans: You’re going to have a bad time Frisk: No u

[@QGonline]

0:48 I laughed harder than I should have

[@eejolly2072]

He didnt close the game he alt f4 ed that shit

[@buttersmoothest]

Ha ha

[@aaronyazidtr9478]

1:14

[@aaronyazidtr9478]

3:44

[@deadacc3881]

@@aaronyazidtr9478 hi sans

[@spootot]

Technically at the end he doesn't "hit" you. He just throws you into the walls. Nice moves btw

[@nightingale189]

spoot still a nohit because its impossible to dodge that.

[@jerekhernandez3092]

spoot When He is hitting you to the wall it’s actually called telekinesis

[@CinnabarCereal]

Jerek Hernandez THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, I WOULD'VE NEVER KNOWN THAT

[@thelavamaster1012]

+Kittymena the cat and nicer version of pinkamena was he talking to you? Nope! Next time leave your big nose out of other peoples conversations. Have a nice day!

[@ianstancliffe9876]

I don’t think you take damage from that

[@Pizza_Is_Cool]

Sans had a pretty good No-Hit Run going, too. Well, up until that last part...

[@acetrainer95]

>he gave Sans a bad time. Knowing that someone beat Sans without taking a single hit fills me with DETERMINATION.

[@TheLoginatoR]

Sans: you're gonna have a bad time... Chara: no u

[@Create123.]

XDDDD

[@a_player_of_oddity888]

Frisk has bad time

[@hadeez7]

technically we killed sans not chara

[@tomithecat8682]

@@germanluan SANESSSS!!!! :\/

[@siennamutarelli]

@@hadeez7 ?

[@drcoolcabbage]

Let's take a moment to consider just how absolutely terrifying this is from Sans' point of view. You're facing someone who has destroyed your world, without reason and without mercy. They killed your brother, one of the only people you genuinely care about. They killed a robot who was designed specifically for dealing with this kind of threat. They killed your world's hero, someone literally called "The Undying." And now it's your turn. You are the very last hope of stopping this monster. You are the last hope for not just what's left of your people, but for reality itself. You drop the nihilistic attitude, you throw every single thing you have at them, you are willing to fight them again and again and again for all eternity if you have to. And you can't touch them. One. Single. Time.

[@AImighty_Loaf]

Sans has a very strong determination to kill Frisk. like very strong determination. Notice how the hardest bosses (Undying, Metaton Neo [ik i spelled wrong], and Sans) all want you dead? Asgore should be the hardest boss, but he doesnt want you dead, he just needs you dead for your soul. He doesnt have the determination to kill you, but Sans, Undying, Mettaton has the strongest determination to kill you, thats why he's so damn hard

[@shmorgs7426]

Yeah, Monsters' power depend on how intent they are on killing their opponent I think.

[@AImighty_Loaf]

***** His determination to kill Frisk

[@absentcoder4552]

Except Sans is fully aware of their power to SAVE. He knows they can reset, so there's no point in fighting it, but what he's trying to do is have you give up. It's not determination to kill. It's determination to delay. That's why if you spare him, he will kill you instantly. He knows that there is a way to dodge everything; he INTENTIONALLY left it there. What he's doing is dragging out the fight by making you think you can beat him, when his attacks are too crazy to dodge reliably. To summarize, he wants you to think you can beat him, but the way they are arranged makes it near impossible to dodge.

[@КулерМалиночив]

Sans actually does take only one damage, due to karma you don't have damage cooldown and you get extra karma damage by hit.

[@tomasserio5122]

you are doing it wrong it's suposed to be hard

[@charagender]

xd

[@lexitilde]

haha

[@Bingogogo721]

Hm no, sans is the easiest check his desc. he seems to deal so much, yet hr only does 1dmg per from due to no invincibility frames

[@ahn8180]

+Bingogogo721 The thing is, he dodges your attack.

[@tomasserio5122]

and he makes 1 damage per frame

[@alexlieutenant4003]

basicaly fightin sans is like fighting papyrus but on crack

[@armoredbandit4648]

lol pretty much

[@paws9248]

And lasers, dont forget those..

[@hxteful_bxtch]

I find Sans easier than Papyrus

[@masterguns1750]

Starpaw12 how tho?

[@kronosecondary]

@@hxteful_bxtch sure, buddy

[@luna-dt8wm]

The title says "No Hit Sans" 9:31 You hit sans

[@sans-yb5bk]

lol good one

[@josebetzzz8648]

* se ríe *

[@luna-dt8wm]

@Queen bruh have you ever heard of a joke

[@terigonUSAS12]

life

[@terigonUSAS12]

is

[@godstroke]

I like how Sans goes like 6:10 GET HIT FOR ONCE ATLEAST FFS DUDE

[@migues4565]

+MysticNetwork DUH!

[@skillspamr]

Ikr

[@spookyskeleton1235]

yea, he's like,YOUR GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID CHARA!!!

[@mclovin2024]

+SpookySkeleton 12 chara?

[@mclovin2024]

+SpookySkeleton 12 chara didnt really do anything technically, it was the player pressing the buttons and killing

[@NoHitRuns]

To everyone complaining about the first 50 seconds just literally skip them like i put an annotation in there and everything I don't edit my videos i get them straight from twitch and i accidentally put this in wrong to begin with and was too lazy to fix it and can't fix it via youtube

[@bearVshark100]

+NoHit Runs It's not that big a deal, it's just kind of a shock to see a hit in a video called no hit sans

[@JohnnyCasey]

and surprised that you're too lazy to cut off those 50 seconds

[@theskywolfwarrior6060]

+NoHit Runs I think its good to leave that in, it shows how easily you could mess up at any moment, and that this took hours to accomplish

[@khanisrok6363]

+NoHit Runs It actually serves as proof you're human, or is it just a smoke screen to divert us from the truth? We'll never know

[@APimpNamedSlickack]

+NoHit Runs i'm going to figuratively skip them :^)

[@lucy-ps1wb]

Me: *watches video* NoHit: *doesn't get hit at all* Me: Wow! I'm so stupid! It's so easy! Me: *plays Undertale and fights Sans* Me: *dies at usual spot* Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

[@Lafayette92]

my life right now.... UUUUUUUUUUUGH

[@SoapMcTavish06]

Their probably can't deal with Undyne.

[@charlesmatthews8433]

Cocoa IKR

[@adrianmaldonado2245]

What do you mean by "usual spot"? Where you usually die, or where everybody else usually dies?

[@hoovy_thepooter8489]

lal Sans fight is ez.

[@cat_trollface8317]

at 6:10 sans' wii remote stopped working

[@sivyx22]

Yeah lol

[@Qwerty-ns9yk]

That hit sounds are very fitting to the rhythm you know

[@dialydess2096]

xD

[@br4veness_07]

hahahahha

[@soaringsky4416]

This made me laugh so flippin' hard I almost cried.

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

It looks like the dunker got dunked on.

[@HFTF]

indeed

[@jade.2870]

pffft no hit y-y-you got h-hit at th-th-the last part of his a-attack! ha, what a f-f-fraud (seriously I'm kidding ik it's impossible not to take damge at that part)

[@NoHitRuns]

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[@AImighty_Loaf]

...

[@blitz-kc2ul]

did u not read the rest of the comment

[@413rb]

I read this in Alphys' voice.

[@M3G4T3RR4]

+custom_video maker ever heard of a magical, all powerful button called "read more?" You should probably press it.

[@VioletValiant]

The fight basically stops once Sans starts slamming you all over, the damage is forced, so the no hit run still qualifies

[@justmonika9440]

* You feel Sans crawling on your back * You tell him to get off * Now there’s a Gaster blaster on your back. * You feel like you're going to have a bad time.

[@zai-leemoody3651]

🤣

[@zai-leemoody3651]

Ur funny

[@virtuososam588]

Toriel: " Now I see who I was really protecting by keeping you here... Not you, but them! " Papyrus: " I still believe in you! You can do a little better! " Undyne: " This world will live on! " Mettaton NEO: " Guess Alphys should've worked more on the defence... " Sans: " I'm going to Grillbys. " ARE YOU KIDDING ME SANS!

[@TailsWarrior38]

+Undertale Lover Yet, for me at least, Sans' was the saddest.

[@virtuososam588]

true

[@jeopardii8018]

+Tails Warrior Well everyone loves Sans and his was so long and the others were just *DRAMATIC for 3 seconds* Sans: *10 years of dialogue but SANS*

[@robby4575]

LOL

[@meursw8868]

+Undertale Lover he meant he was going to ''heaven'' (or hell) and he met Papryus cause he's dead... ;(

[@NoHitRuns]

@Agora1 if you count unavoidable hits, sure

[@kirbymastersword]

+NoHit Runs u did took a while to do the no hit challenge

[@hugojmaia]

+NoHit Runs You should've cut the first 50 seconds of the video since they aren't really part of the challenge.

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

+Hugo Maia Well, the first 50 seconds probably are meant to say that it's a real human playing. And not a bot or a cheater. There's also an annotation meant to skip the first 50 secs.

[@caster8605]

+NoHit Runs Congrats you are the new Cookiezi! (best player on osu)

[@JohnDoe-pt1pk]

+Arsenio Ritarita III are you calling him a cheater?

[@thatsDILO]

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

[@helfire14]

+Karby64 **D E T E M M I E N A T I O N*

[@329link]

+Helfire14 F U C K

[@manoknawa]

ＤＥＴＥＲＭＩＮＡＴＩＯＮ

[@WhaleRage]

+329link U W 0 t M 8

[@hOIimtemmiemuns4coolleg]

DETEMMIENATION

[@KC_Garcia]

Just treat Sans' final desperate move as a cutscene. You know, when he begins to thrash you around?

[@Swapscribble]

Yeah, it's impossible to avoid damage in that situation anyways

[@xlorrix-6320]

No He dId tHe no HiT wRonG

[@chrisa3199]

then there's the one kid who says, "NO, YOU TOOK DAMAGE AT THE END! WOW YOU'RE SO BAD!"

[@orngng]

one kid? all dislikers

[@boomboss5488]

not my fault he clickbaited and got hit

[@orngng]

Boom Boss can’t tell if that’s just a joke or you are a stupid kid that the last bit is unavoidable

[@boomboss5488]

Izaak Can’t tell if you suck or have never played the game but yes you can just turn your heart red idiot

[@orngng]

it is, jackass, how is me sucking at this game or me never playing about what i replied to you at the start? and look at you with your shitty comebacks as well, that's nothing to what i'm typing, use your common sense if you have it, which you dont

[@AcidRayn24]

You just dunked on Sans... Jesus Christ

[@pootis-bird]

If you tried to fight him yourself you would be happy.

[@cOoLsKeLeTon-om2xc]

+Sans stop posting things and pick up your sock that you left in my kitchen!

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen1715]

+Sans But...I am sans...What the hell? FRISK WHAT DID YOU DO?

[@JackToeRip]

+Sans C'mon I thought you were like a time cop. Since different timelines are different dimensions which are not limited to a single stream that splits up. Because time can also be a second stream next to the first. Of course there are other Sans

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen1715]

But how has he entered my dimensin..Unless...Oh god I gotta go...

[@SepehrNofel]

I'm trying to beat sans... But there is this fish who keeps kicking my ass Edit: 9 months later and came back to see I got 315 likes O_o

[@slowduck3313]

SepehrNofel is it the undyne27

[@bfabs3083]

Yo Mama yeah undyne27🐟

[@samanthafigueiredo6817]

Who's the undyne27?

[@Kaleii08]

Samantha Figueiredo Legends say that theundyne27 can survive after taking 30189 damage

[@lucaslearning8362]

Kaleii 08 They say theundyne27 killed multiple KZbinrs multiple times.

[@rex17ly62]

6 minutes was just both you and sans no hitting each other lol

[@kenshi6693]

Maybe in hard mode Sans might use both of his hands >.>

[@thepenguinzor4172]

+Kam Kamaton If that were the case, he'd just rip your soul in half

[@kenshi6693]

Well, he is trying to kill you.

[@rigbyandme]

Maybe in hard mode gaster would have appeared and given him new attacks

[@xredkirbyx]

Maybe his other hand is cold

[@Legion-495]

+Voltwolf56 sb Nah it would run the same way until the last hit gets denied by W.D. Gaster and the real fight starts :D

[@ajifiblu4905]

9:31 NOHIT: Hey sans there is something on your stomach Sans: what is it? NOHIT: PAIN!!!!!!!! *Proceeds to slash sans and kill him*

[@yecksd]

*shank shank shank*

[@TippyDaGod]

I laughed way to hard at this

[@laszlocsanyi5071]

AsdfMovie :)

[@jeffthekiller3211]

Skeletons don't have stomach.

[@kingmeap1935]

Megalomaniac Yandere they also don't bleed but in undertale anything is possible

[@alexlieutenant4003]

it'll be funny if the blood was actually ketchup, i mean he's a pack of bones r8 ?

[@randompersonontheinternet3992]

That might be true, but the bone marrow makes red blood cells. Who knows?

[@Ph4lip]

Sans did die afterall. You do get exp after the fight tho

[@StrandedInTheCosmos]

Mouad L. Hd it might actually be ketchup

[@shylacat9004]

Yeee

[@Suniboi]

Tell me about Homestuck

[@PointCrow]

i like this video

[@disguisedfrog8325]

first comment

[@frostyclouded]

me too

[@ImSimmin]

I like it too

[@breadbugs]

true\!

[@bigsantino]

I like this video

[@darrylmaxwell2592]

watching this video, fills you with DETERMINATION

[@darrylmaxwell2592]

but you still aren't gonna be able to do the same thing lol

[@ShanerGamer]

Saw that coming from a mile away.

[@voltscreamratty]

DETEMMIENATION*

[@polygentle5679]

+Voltscream (Zekken) lol nope

[@felixgutierrez993]

Reading your comment gives you determination

[@nel2670]

I tried doing it without getting hit too. My worst fail I got hit on the last attack. *inhale* *exhale*

[@jacegaming7544]

SMTP Official the final attack can't be dodged

[@nel2670]

Jace Gaming I got hurt before he started throwing me

[@animalabuseree3196]

He or she meant the circle gaster blasters

[@that_idit_evanb1213]

:internal screaming

[@kevindupaul1378]

that is rough

[@F32-m5h]

You can feel your sans crawling on your back... Wtf, sans?!?!

[@F32-m5h]

Giveaways

[@smokethecat7410]

Its sins

[@DaveStridersworth]

@@smokethecat7410 woooosh

[@smokethecat7410]

@@DaveStridersworth ooooooof

[@lelouchvibritannia777]

@@DaveStridersworth its r/wooooosh not wooosh

[@totallyanalien7181]

And here I am trying to defeat Undyne the Undying :s

[@Weirdchicken04]

I was like that yesterday. Undyne took me three hours. Sans is taking me 8 right now. Still in progress.

[@totallyanalien7181]

Weirdchicken04 You have my prayers V.V

[@PeriboundProductions]

Rose Quartz i cheated only for undyne the undying. I put my attack up real high

[@totallyanalien7181]

Don't Hug Nacho's I am currently fighting sans, I am getting my butt kicked

[@PeriboundProductions]

Me too, I got a friend to help me

[@theodorehodbor5080]

I imagine Sans going "Why won't you DIE?!" at 6:02.

[@TM-si1ky]

''Determination, son.''

[@Saberdud]

Nano machines so- oops wrong game.

[@MukuonChannel]

+Ryuichi Naruhodo "They manifest in response to spiritual trauma."

[@LBPThor]

"You can't hurt me Sans."

[@darkrequiem9133]

+Theodore Hodbor Fuck you, that's how. You won't dunk me, son!

[@Zed-oj4iu]

and im here stuck at papyrus....

[@sauce4279]

If you still are. Let yourself get beat over and over. He will eventually just let you pass

[@meeowvi]

I feel that

[@ItsAsum]

I’m stuck on Undyne (I’m doing a pacifist route, not true pacifist, just normal)

[@sauce4279]

@@ItsAsum well to beat her. When she turns your soul back to red, you get the ability to run. So do so and run past her.

[@skaffatar7664]

Ut is took me like 3 hours to beat Undyne the undying. Now am at Sans. I quit lol

[@hrshotta5467]

Everyone: WOW THAT RUN WAS SO GOOD Me: ..... .... How does sans close his eye socket when he has no eyelid?

[@Demented_Rubiks_Cube]

It's simple. He uses his orbital bone as his eyelids.

[@cyanidescontent.-cyan-milk3476]

I have been waiting 1 year for the answers

[@DreadMyBed]

Hello internet welcome to game theory

[@Petah69420]

Why does he bleed if he is a skeleton?

[@greatgames3494]

@@Petah69420 he bleeds ketchup

[@NintaiLink]

yo dude how hard did you pop off

[@NoHitRuns]

+Link Derpsta So hard that I'm still popping off

[@NintaiLink]

+NoHit Runs I can imagine. I popped off so hard just beating him normally.

[@freezycastform99]

+Link Derpsta You have beaten him normaly, NoHit has beaten him perfectly and I'm fighting him over and over again for 4 HOURS STRAIGHT AND I ALLWAYS FUCK UP AT THE BLASTER CIRCLE PART. The worst thing is, I have made it but died at the exact moment I turned blue... T_T

[@atomicapple7806]

+FreezyCastform you have the absolute worst of it! I'm so sorry for you 😢

[@jesussillas5029]

+FreezyCastform the first time it took me 2 hours now it only takes me 30 minutes

[@Cecilff2]

You're not even pretending to be human.

[@trainercookie7788]

(Sans) "My brother has never seen a human before, so it'd help me out a lot if you'd at least pretend to be one."

[@Menuki]

I get the feeling Sans is a monster with a human soul. He's such an enigma

[@lipucd]

I was expecting him to keep beating you till you had 1 HP left myself, so that part would last for a freaking MASSIVE time with the full 92 HP...but I guess he doesn't!

[@darugosuenyo]

+lipucd I was also hoping to watch sans swing him around till he was at 1hp.

[@ovvmiraga7094]

Same.

[@UltraJordanGaming]

I indeed also hoped that Sans would hit it around until it had 1HP.

[@cristychristy9307]

6:10 Sans:Lol I can't hit you so I'll throw you against the wall instead

[@shinygod7310]

God has joined the server-

[@BelleColonD]

My Determination has left the server

[@angel00totally]

The server cracked because of God, he was an 100000000000000000 GB archive :v

[@tnt_ts]

神进入了服务器

[@mickey5th]

Flowey has left the server.

[@LeonidasF11]

@@angel00totally xd

[@pwertthelcaldreamer5309]

comments 69%- people complaining that this isnt a no bit because of the last attack 40%- theories about how sans is a human 1%- everything else

[@grant7995]

+Asriel MEMEurr that is 110%

[@thegreatjman1999]

10% Complaining that he got hit and restarted on the first 50 seconds.

[@insertunoriginalnamehere1470]

And 30% yelling at there screen to get hit.

[@MintyBlueNobody]

Is there an extra percent for the people pointing out how your math is incorrect?

[@greenbean6365]

well those 69% are idiots because you CANT avoid that attack. Also combined thats 110% of People!

[@xxx_swergy_xxx2464]

this is some Jr jumble hard shit right here

[@artman40]

+Xxx_ Swergy_xxX framasphere.org/camo/ceca91ecbf2e6b5fa332bd5101ca261232ebcc9c/687474703a2f2f33362e6d656469612e74756d626c722e636f6d2f39623464646661656439383666386638616361386534656531386261663633362f74756d626c725f6e30687961666c39467331723163366a676f325f3530302e706e67 True.

[@xxx_swergy_xxx2464]

Holy shit.

[@derpywingsgaming6252]

+artman40 wat

[@fleecemanjenkins6648]

crossword is harder

[@arketerac]

The horoscope is truly the hardest of all idk what you're on about..

[@keyboardthelegendaryman6334]

He makes it look soo easy

[@cacomelon4768]

When you've done it literally half a thousand times it almost is

[@undertube9608]

Poor Sans he want save the world of a murderer and he can't let just one hit

[@animalabuseree3196]

Nah, he can. He just wanted to play fair.

[@DrMlem-pp2sg]

ANIMAL ABUSE REE yeah Proof: if you mercy him, he instantly kills you, he had the power to do that all along. he gave you chances to be good again. Even the final attack when he sleeps and tires out he still has energy, just doesn’t want to kill you. Thank you for reading this and have a great day

[@Psyralov]

Indeed, Sans knew he couldn't stop you since you can just fight him again as soon as you lose. He just wanted to make you give up by stop playing Undertale forever

[@DNephilim]

@@DrMlem-pp2sg no if you lay down your weapon and off guard then he can do that insta kill attack even in the and he says "i know i can't beat you" he is saying he can't beat us due to power of reset

[@BATMAN-wz7bw]

Trade with me for 130’s Not gonna scam because you don’t have a weapon, if you had... *slash* BAM SANS’ DEAD

[@jackokendel7937]

Lots of people commenting that this is impossible lol... The entire fight is structured and predictable. It's the reality if you know the fight sequences that you can dodge them all.

[@Mettalus]

Omega Flowey is probably one of the hardest to dodge as some attacks home in, and not all of them are telegraphable or predictable. Easy to survive? Yes. Easy to dodge all his bullets? *HELLLLL* No.

[@sarah-qc4lg]

Jack Okendel I'm just proud of myself because I survived one of Omega Flowey's attacks without getting hit.

[@Pokesquirtle7]

I think that's the point of the fight. That you, the player, is determined enough to learn all of the patterns.

[@brianrosin3219]

I couldn't even beat sans because I didn't have a controller and I was to busy moving my body to the music. And I also felt like crap , so i reset the timeline and I finished the pacifist one more time... , just because I felt so bad.

[@良平-d6i]

that was like me

[@Jezzibolt]

To be fair, I don't think there were many people who didn't want to reset the nightmare at least once by the end of the Sans fight. To finish your first genocide run after playing pacifist, well, it takes a very special kind of stoicism. And determination, of course. Determination to be a psychopathic murderer all the way through, because the experience is there. Personally, I'm not brave enough to kill characters I fell in love with, especially when they call you out on it.

[@owengunter9121]

Brian Rosin I beat him with a laptop

[@normalperson7442]

Trust me using the controller is even worse

[@d2rk__]

The controller is fine. Unless you're playing on PS4 that is.

[@Rubywing4]

Undertale was released on September 15 2015. This video was uploaded on September 23 2015. Dude no hit Sans 8 days after the game was released. If not less. Wow.

[@nuthapot]

Me: dies in first attack. RIP

[@Ikeman922]

He’s probably done this a million times though

[@jeanbeany5263]

it should nit be possible due to KR (karma effect) or is it...?

[@oliverdavey5648]

Jeanbeany Karma makes it so there are no I-frames. So yes, it’s 100% possible to die on the first attack.

[@JbMakes_Content]

Sans: I always wonderdered why people don't use there strongest attacks first

[@gabesgameplay7272]

Jeanbeany that’s KE it’s Karmic retribution

[@DarkBonesDaku]

I'd never thought I'd enjoy watching a fight where neither fighter ever hits the other

[@fugfiggen1536]

Now I'm -motivated!- determined!

[@SouprSpookr]

Determined, if you will!

[@darksunrise957]

+fug figgen Sans: Hi, Determined. I'm Dad.

[@patrickbateman5298]

+fug figgen Vergil wears blue and gets motivated. Sans wears blue and gets motivated to kill you. Is the eye thing his Devil Trigger?

[@davidtrujillo6803]

seeing such a fight fills you with determination

[@alexcrosslin9447]

+Jordi Santini why did you name me this way

[@iforgot8247]

100 hours 100,000 taps on the keys Every. Single. Day. You know what this means *NO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH*

[@powerfulprince5]

I always get to his final attack with 1 hp left

[@KC_Garcia]

PowerfulPrince 5 Sans' final desperate move?

[@totallynotdavid3832]

Its normal

[@Dragonmongamer]

PowerfulPrince 5 cuz it’s unavoidable

[@no-wd9ut]

You got through his first?

[@hydrophant]

Rip, sans just has to throw you once I guess..

[@Ratrone123]

I bet you're just watching this video now... And you see other people play the game and you're just like: "What? Think I was gonna just stand there and take the hit? *Plays This Video*"

[@Ratrone123]

+Ratrone123 Sorry. The joke is "Think I was gonna just stand there and take the hit?" is something Sans says when you first hit him.

[@Ratrone123]

***** Yeah. I thought that when I posted it and I wanted to correct it. (The reason for the joke is in 'Read More'.)

[@diogoayres7953]

Sans: What? Think i was gonna just stand there and take the hit? ;) *Tries to hit NoHit* Nohit: What? Think i was gonna just stand there and take the hit? ;)

[@Ratrone123]

Diogo Ayres There's the joke for those who didn't understand my attempt at it.

[@NozzaMans]

So I guess at that last part, taking the damage is inescapable?

[@rytheyan9064]

Yes it is the only pont it the game that geting hit is unavoidable

[@nathanielstein983]

+Rtheyan Rytheyan and near the end of omega flowey where he kills you like 7 time is scripted aswell

[@zigaudrey]

The last part is unescapable. Actually, the not hit part goes from start until the begin of the unescapabale pain!

[@Falzer]

it doesnt count

[@franicman_6829]

Rtheyan Rytheyan asriel dreemur in his 2nd phase has an undodgeable

[@garlicbreadxxl2637]

Papyrus do you want anything *Crying silently in the corner*

[@poopee5260]

*SPAGHETTI-*

[@SadBoness]

When he asks if papyrus wants anything I almost cried. He's dead, Sans.

[@guji-kun]

He says that because he's going to join his brother in the afterlife and see him again

[@moodle9851]

+Trisha Webb IM NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING *sobs in corner*

[@DaiquiriTheBoozyBeast]

+Kenny Pixl But when monsters are killed, their souls disappear. In other words, there's nothing left that can go to the afterlife. :3c

[@CuddlyTheMadElite]

+Trisha Webb He says that because he knows the time line will be reset so he can see Papyrus again.

[@99prototypes]

I have to admit, I actually did cry

[@High_Tech_Priest]

You are either God or the chara her self

[@ThatNormalBunny]

+Matthew Bubb - If its Chara then we need to run away to the moon O.O

[@enigma6845]

Animefreak 63 That Plan Would Never Work

[@ThatNormalBunny]

Iandra. Victoria - Technically she has no gender until the player chooses its gender. So if Matthew wants Chara to be a girl then it can be a girl

[@alexiryo]

+Iandra. Victoria frisk is a chick, duh

[@himanshusahu1951]

+Iandra. Victoria No, The player can choose Chara's gender.

[@hackedskull]

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE HUMAN?

[@aliski768]

no.. he is a humanoid. i´m a duck, and i´m a wizard. but he is not a duck.. he is.. unknow.. in all of my years of time travelling i never seen a thing like that.

[@luckyloomagu]

He injected determination into his eyes

[@aliski768]

no.. into his brain.. into his thingers and into his SOUL White Pikmin Mc Swaggah

[@pokemonique92]

+nyeh "My brother really wants to see a human, so it'd be nice if you kept pretending to be one."

[@maxhay9098]

+White Pikmin Mc Swaggah He IS determination.

[@kordeliiius9821]

I'll never understand how no-hitters have the patience

[@Merasus]

They're just built different

[@brianrosin3219]

In my opinion I think sans Is wayyy harder than undyne , even LOTS of people think undyne is harder

[@randybutternubs4647]

Brian Rosin I think she's harder than sans as I automatically feel as if it's normal to lose to sans. Undyne attacks I always thought were total bullshit. Plus you would take in the fact that you lost to a lesbian fish.

[@brianrosin3219]

Randy Butternubs I really enjoyed the undyne fight , I mean it took me like 2 hours. But I enjoyed every second of it :P. Sans on the other hand.... oh god. I actually reseted the timeline during that fight because I felt guilty.

[@randybutternubs4647]

Brian Rosin My favorite part of the undyne fight is watching that annoying bitch melt.

[@brianrosin3219]

Randy Butternubs XD

[@chevy1619]

Sans is harder to no hit but doing a casual run jesus christ the spears

[@ColdSharderFFox]

0:47 u said it was a no hit video but u got hit. . . JOHN CENA

[@ColdSharderFFox]

+Seon King 0:48 whoops

[@jacobgillis4027]

Forced hits don't count

[@ColdSharderFFox]

+Jacob Gillis and +Airbomb 707 Its just a joke god damn

[@ColdSharderFFox]

+Airbomb 707 and +Jacob Gillis plus if u hold down all arrow keys u cant take dmg on sans slamming attack so concluded it ISN'T a no hit video

[@sanstg2944]

+Seon King no you can't lol that's funny

[@thatawkwardicewolf7708]

u make this look kinda easy....

[@yonatanabergel]

It is the hardest boss * in the game * XD i beat it with tons of hits on 1 hp XD and this took me like 2 days streat XD u should try ot ur self its realy hard (((((and ragy XD )))))))

[@vaioretto-chanjade5810]

Bc it is

[@paws9248]

**You think!?*

[@angelvvibes]

uh bc it isn't easy. Some people aren't good at these types of games. You might have had a lot of experience with his fight while others don't. It took me 5 days to beat him bc it was my first time playing genocide. Give ppl some credit for trying.

[@Black34879]

thatawkward icewolf but it is

[@abigail_senpai5975]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate him doing this. Let’s give this guy a standing ovation!

[@pixie_foxarts]

And here i am, stuck on undyne the undying even after 4 months of trying

[@societyman9219]

Damn 4 months?

[@yukiko5819]

I tried geno again and i defeated her in less than a week, shoulg i be proud? :'D

[@PenroseMusic]

Stay determined, friend. ;)

[@Matetoss]

In the second day of playing undertale, i killed undyne

[@CRRNCRW]

@Matheus Santos Undyne the undying? Because you have to do the neutral route before genocide, so..

[@avccva6514]

UNDERTALE Toriel: Prove to me you are strong enough to survive! Papyrus: Your blue now. Thats my attack. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! Muffet: Dont look so blue, my deary- Undyne: Come back here punk! Napstablook: Really not feelin up to it right now. Sorry. Undyne the Undying: Youre gonna have to try a little harder than THAT. Mettaton: So what if a few people have to die(question mark) Thats show business, baby! Mettaton EX: Drama! Action! Bloodshed! Asgore: Human... It was nice to meet you. Goodbye. Omega Flowey: You... IDIOT. ...i just cant understand... *flowey ran away Sans: Its a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you...should be BURNING IN HELL Asriel Dreemur: Ill bring it all back to zero!

[@Biokid124]

Laughs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pokesquirtle7]

Those ARE lines those characters said, yes.

[@craimielswenchzer4562]

Undyne: you know what? *SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE?!! NGAAHHHHH!*

[@Imagination2500]

AvccvA oh fuck, I can’t believe you done this.

[@juniper6954]

AvccvA Mettaton NEO just lies there, rusting, forgotten...

[@bfffoeever1881]

How Is This POSSIBLE

[@WoshTheTriangle]

Bfffoeever it's easy tbh

[@Июль-р8и]

Because he practiced this for 24 hours

[@WoshTheTriangle]

I was expecting shorter periods of time spent but that works

[@wdg2384]

Bfffoeever Look Lunatic Modo of any Touhou game This is nothing compared to Touhou

[@WoshTheTriangle]

I was trying to not make a joke about touhou being much harder but it needed to be done

[@Meek-ei5it]

the enjoyment received from this video is above the average

[@rapier992]

5:00 "Reading this doesn't seem like the bes..."

[@zipzap8302]

"Reading this doesn't seem like the bees..."

[@JonnySpec]

+rapier992 1:32 "You feel like you're" going to have a *GOOD TIME!*

[@tristenj1992]

"You felt your sins crawling o-"

[@billtalent1]

+Flowey "You felt your sins craaaAAAAAAAWWWWWLING IIIIIN MYYY SKIIIIIIIN"

[@oldrippedsteel8736]

Guys that last attack doesn’t count it should be a cutscene it is not in the no-hit battle against Sans the last attack is impossible to not lose health. Unless you use hacks

[@brittanychantrenne2020]

@CHAOSCANDIDATE shut up

[@corruptedkidxd6188]

@CHAOSCANDIDATE srsly tho some critics don't know that

[@JoeProKill]

You’re the idiot here.

[@kappers3773]

JoeProKill bro he’s just some troll don’t bother with him. Probably got bipolar or some shit.

[@chrisflake3904]

@@kappers3773 ik but In order to beat a troll We have to troll a troll

[@PumppActionPete]

Determined as FUCK

[@nostalgia_junkie]

+Chad Daddy Add me on PSQuadruple.

[@Rapidgame7]

+Andy Joe You seem to be alone with no friends or something to ask that to a random stranger

[@PumppActionPete]

Rapidgame7 He was making a reference.

[@Rapidgame7]

Chad Daddy Oh? Sorry then

[@anaceliaazevedo9679]

the 2 smartest kids when they have different answers everyone: *why do I hear boss music?*

[@nebbeli]

XD. I like how you ragequit whenever you take a hit, then you continue and restart the fight. It means, "Never Give Up!"

[@SuperMokkula]

Jesus christ how DETERMINED

[@aliski768]

simply.. he just is not a human.. simply.. IN ALL UNIVERSES OF SPACE AND TIME A HUMAN NEVER FIGHT SANS LIKE THAT... simply .

[@errorsans9585]

pp Pp who's pp pp???

[@peteypariah6603]

I relished the moment I killed Sans. It was glorious. Trying to beat this bony asshole for three days turned me into a savage.

[@hheecckk526]

+Xerxes Break honestly i was happy when i beat sans but disappointed that it was over. i was bored. i didnt care anymore. the only times i was truly having fun in genocide was when i was getting my ass kicked by undyne and sans.

[@chynauyuy]

+Xerxes Break Welp. Not Sans' fault you killed everyone and everything he loves.

[@xninjanathx]

+Xerxes Break If you think about it, you aren't the one who kills Sans. Your attack misses. Chara attacks again for you. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU EVER IN CONTROL?

[@slothxing]

+Xerxes Break Im on my third day if trying to beat him. 16 tries already. Jesus christ

[@silverandmoon1595]

+Nathaniel Del Rosario This comment just opened my eyes holy shit CHARA IS A REBEL

[@williamgabriel2245]

I appreciate the existence of this video

[@williwildfang8032]

I have got an important hint for you. Loose and learn

[@armoredbandit4648]

i think that probably happened alot

[@triposinho]

I have a hint for YOU. Learn the difference between "lose" and "loose". One means to fail or to not be able to find something. The other is your mother.

[@solarhailey]

Pedro Melo lmao

[@solarhailey]

Willi Wildfang learn the difference bro

[@nedkelly8958]

Pedro explain to me why grammar matters on a KZbin comment? Does it make you feel more intelligent?

[@Mennogames2002]

5:02 Reading this doesn't seem li- yup indeed

[@georgia2954]

I don't even want to know how many hours of endless practice and dying came before this

[@comfywormm]

+True Umbreon 84 YEARS

[@aidenpearce9141]

69 years

[@georgia2954]

Sans. Undertale Sans, pls

[@comfywormm]

Sans. Undertale ugh sans

[@Ray-ew4yy]

+Frisk IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS!!!

[@theoriginalman9426]

me: (watches sans boss fight) me: this looks soooo easy me: (plays undertale) me: (dies 1000 times from sans) me: IM TRIGGERD!!

[@JbMakes_Content]

Same

[@bertramstig5044]

This is a Lie, it's not possible to get past undyne

[@bertramstig5044]

@ROWAN MAST I'm joking, my friend was stuck at undyne for like 3 weeks so I just wanted to mock him a little

[@artman40]

Having a good time!

[@manadrivexl]

+artman40 Don't stop me now, I'm havin' such a good time, I'm havin' a ball~ Don't stop me now, if you wanna have a good time, just gimme a call!

[@Annexias]

+Box of Cox Haha, I get the reference and song

[@rakachiraka]

How about you both have a bad time?

[@aliski768]

+Sans The skeleton. *YOU GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!*

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

It's so amazing to see Sans not bring you down to 1 hp at the desperation attack thing. Sans gets exhausted, while you're just standing there.

[@Green-3c34y65vrbu]

how many days? how many months? *WHAT JUICE DID YOU DRINK?*

[@Razorcarl]

Lol

[@Razorcarl]

That reference

[@allandim5885]

H-How did he get so strong? How many pushups did he do, how many situps, WHAT JUICE DID HE DRINK?

[@Create123.]

Redbull

[@lostsongbird423]

Allan Dim TEAM FOUR STAR SODA! (Presented by He-Tap and BROLYS MOM)

[@NinjaPickle]

"Papyrus, you want anything?" Is the saddest moment in all of Undertale. And you caused it to happen

[@swingardium706]

I thought KZbin's terms and conditions didn't allow the uploading of porn...

[@francismusic1984]

+SbAsAlSe HONRe haha

[@friskdreemurrdubsstuff641]

???

[@GeneralFranck]

Search ali lasheen 002 then you'll ask why

[@Sky-vy7wv]

Yeah, wtf is this?

[@GeneralFranck]

I know its weird

[@amnesiabat7780]

Wait... Sans is bleeding like a human... He turned to dust like a monster... He never moves his mouth... Extremely stronger than humans... Could... Could Sans actually be a human that Gaster experimented on?He could have been mixed with a monster soul.When he was combined with the monster soul,he was probably unstable and attacked Gaster...Gaster's followers di said "He fell into his own CREATION" But thats just my theory

[@AkiraSatou]

+AmnesiaBat GT Bruh, don't read to much into it, it's been confirmed it's Ketchup

[@amnesiabat7780]

+Blizzard-Knight- just my theory

[@AkiraSatou]

AmnesiaBat GT Not trying to pop your bubble but it's wrong, like I said it's been confirmed it's Ketchup :\

[@amnesiabat7780]

+Blizzard-Knight- Okay then...

[@theweevilman]

+Blizzard-Knight- wait...Its confirmed?

[@wacki4958]

No Hit Sans. Funny. You just hit him (owo) *BADUM TSS*

[@wacki4958]

wandile maphosa I don't get what you're saying..

[@theepicspy570]

he is making a joke about the title "No Hit Sans", the player (nohit), HIT sans, get it?

[@doctorhyrulecat]

Nice video! This must've been so hard to pull off, great job!