no homo - Chris Kendall's Internet Show

episode 1
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Theme tune by isinclair
Music by Kevin Mcleod

[@tragicsamosa]

I love how he giggles at himself

[@judgehangman]

the whole pillow thing was so ridiculous it might actually have been the best thing i've ever seen

[@camilleorwin186]

Same

[@karinagalaz9533]

Him sleeping on the cereal box💀

[@HannahTarr]

what i should be doing: homework. cleaning. anything really. what i am doing: watching a 3 1/2 year old video of chris kendall making out with a pillow

[@am-wr6ws]

same

[@originofsymmetry8987]

Hannah Tarr 5 years

[@GoldyLox_florafauna]

what more could you want in life than to do that.

[@RayneDavila]

Same but now it's 6 years old

[@erin-mh4vd]

Me but it’s 6 years later

[@gemmamcn9587]

Once upon a time there was a man called Gregory

[@elinewille4853]

No homo

[@nana-uf5ql]

+Gemma McN That did it. That did the trick, thank you.

[@LisforLosers]

+goth-whitlam elmo?

[@oddyseii]

no momo

[@vxrychxrry]

no momo

[@cristyargueta2577]

Damn his accents are so good he's so talented

[@tragicsamosa]

The pillow-story was so heart touching.

[@ItzMizAsh01]

This video was made during the golden age of KZbin. Such happy memories ☺️

[@rebekahpynn4164]

I love his humor. Every single one of his videos has never failed to make me crack up.

[@notincognito7611]

sometimes I forget that Chris plays all these characters😂

[@sweeneytoddlps8552]

today's show is sponsored by the number 6, and the letter aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaAAaaaaA

[@igirlgeek]

Chris is actually a really good actor, I'm surprised he hasn't been in any big tv shows yet (if he has, let me know!)

[@claire330]

He stars in a lot of short films on @KickThePJ's channel- you should check them out! The most recent one is Hair and Brimstone

[@josiejackson8959]

friend like me by sammy paul

[@SN-sw5dt]

Also he is the star of a show made by PJ called Oscars Hotel

[@igirlgeek]

I watched Friend Like Me, the one where he's a genie, it was so good.. If I have time I'll watch the rest as well, thanks guys =)

[@sophias5060]

he just recently released Whipped which is really good (but inappropriate yknow)

[@colourfulparrot]

couldnt stop laughing at the no momo bit

[@Trickiie]

Chris I don't know where you are right now, but I want to tell you you're one of my favorite internet people (and I can't actually think of many more at the moment). I LOVE your humor, personality, craziness and all, you deserve huge success and I hope you'll meet it soon.

[@mehers.18]

i absolutely love the way he laughs at himself during the "no momo" part..ahah he's so cute it hurts.. also the pillow thing..i want to be that pillow um bye

[@didigravity5002]

*sees Dan's banana picture* *faceplams and giggles* dAMNIT CHRIS xD

[@ningiemoon]

this ages quite well actually his humour is immaculate

[@florencek7927]

OH MY GOD I AM DEAD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[@florencek7927]

IT'S LATE AND IM MEANT TO BE ASLEEP AND I HAD TO ATTEMPT TO MUFFLE MY INSANE CRIES OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY

[@helehm]

+Florence K that's chris for you

[@nina5158]

still my fav thing ever

[@danny_perez]

12 years, wow!! I remember watching this when it was fresh. It's just as funny as it was back then

[@rainbowcookiesss]

okay i never thought i would envy a pillow...

[@chloe-dv7dd]

I've watched this video too many times.

[@ikulata3408]

I agree

[@ramselibydesign]

bro watching this in 2025 is such a trip, this is a masterpiece

[@meganjoyce1797]

ok im not really sure what just happened but i think i ship chris with chris? and this is not the first time i've felt like this? whats happening?

[@Lee-uh1nh]

Well, it came true

[@gemmamcn9587]

Dan licking the banana tho😂😂😂

[@Julez0825]

the pillow and Chris = still a better love story than Twilight

[@blivenlavidaloca]

For 4 years I thought he said MUCHO LADIES. My life is a lie

[@Itmeabo]

SO DID I

[@LeeDawson]

The no homo sketch makes me cry with laughter everytime

[@hsaky1989]

no momo oh my god im dead

[@Ca11umH]

The old stuff is definitely the best! LOVE YOU CHRIS (no homo)

[@leafdeity]

No momo? No Elmo?

[@imtheguy9085]

This was way ahead of it’s time

[@anyesepalermo8339]

I LOVE WHEN YOU LAUGH. it makes it 100x better.

[@ge7296]

excuse me chinaman oh its mary

[@natural-blue]

It was me 😂

[@LautloseLebwerwurst3000]

"I think you shouldnt be loooking at other pillows!" - I laughed so hard it hurt really bad!

[@vlyssv4294]

Did anyone see Dan licking the banana in the beginning.

[@jacindajordan1587]

I was like omg 😂

[@harrybrownlie3416]

[@llamaglitter]

I don`t think that clip and this video title aged well😩

[@emilybee4383]

The smile at 1:46 forever changed me. I still do that to this day

[@sage2658]

at first I didn't even realize the caller guy was Chris he's such a good actor

[@clobbybeeb0]

DAN AT THE START

[@SassySoda]

NO HOMO CHRIS, WHAT YOU DOIN?

[@LikeASkyScraper1313]

Chris looked genuinely sad when the pillow left omg his face :(

[@agataka8659]

Oh my,i live Chris' sense of humor and his creativity,these videos never fail to make me smile.Stay awesome Chris!:D

[@alexusjo1839]

no homo oml no elmo

[@camilleorwin186]

+Poolpartyfairy no momo XDD

[@emdagg5201]

I just watched this video again and was greeted by the Oscar's Hotel ad... So proud!

[@raevynrader5801]

I wonder what goes through your mind sometimes. I can't stop laughing. Had to pause many many many times to catch my breathe.

[@Johnnymarr5630]

THE VINYLS BEHIND HIM ARE SO PERFECT OMG best music taste ever wow

[@haileyliveslife]

This video is still holds up, Chris is the best.

[@lornalas2542]

i come back to this video every year chris. I love it so much

[@EduardoMunguia]

A beautiful girl... called Gregory LMFAO This guy is awesome XD

[@Peachesrevenge]

I always come back to this

[@seriouswithdaysoff]

"Shine the light in that car man-Ray" *sees Chris kissing pillow* "hey man that's not cool"

[@paigetraynor2977]

Best comment ever XD

[@idontknowdude3021]

This is 5 years old but still beautiful *.* I'm so sad I only discovered Chris now, he's so funny!!

[@ungtos9573]

Anyone else come up with a scene where you're the pillow and on a date with Chris then coming back to him and making him laugh and making out with him or is that just me ok

[@SixtySecondYoga]

I wouldn't mind being that pillow! 😏

[@MuldersSmoulder]

+SixtySecond Yoga Same.

[@indiefyme]

This is my favorite Chris video. It's also the only thing that can make me smile now that he's announced that he's leaving KZbin. We'll miss you, Chris.

[@lilniki22006]

thIS IS THEE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT i HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE i'm cryiNG SO HARD OMG

[@MegHicks97]

This must be my favourite video by Chris :D I've actually lost count of how many times I've watched it.

[@tiab8651]

WHEN HE TOOK THE PILLOWCASE OFF😂😂😂

[@swastiray6039]

I keep coming back to this. It's so good.

[@ashleykaran1376]

That pillow is a freak in the sheets!

[@SpudzyTheDog]

Such a romantic ending... Chris snogging a pillow. it's 3am and I'm watching this ._. Ehh its funneh so imma carry on.

[@RaeaSunshine]

I love it when he makes himself laugh

[@bastardbassplayer]

when chris replaced his pillow with a cereal box i went "aww"

[@nothinglikesurrender]

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? … You hit her

[@Jonny2scoops]

This is the best you could of done Chris, you channel was always funny and will continue to be but your new Internet Show is not just youtube comedy. It's in a whole league of its own.

[@PieRules1234567]

Chris and pillow is still a better love story than twilight (Sorry for an outdated meme)... Hehe... But really I ship it :)

[@iMeganBrooks]

I actually love you this too much for words, you are an amazing actor as well as a comedian!

[@lottie6852]

Everytime I watch this I go to like it about five times while watching but I already have :{

[@willardmcmorris9702]

everything is tops old man but the extra chuckle to the backward pipe, top dog! and the pillow was well written I can only guess, but the acting Top dog...You got me back when I first saw Good Morning Sunshine... TOP DOG mate!

[@LauzLauzfield]

Still makes me howl laughing, holy fuck.

[@junebug-yb3ci]

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful lady, named Gregory" Makes me laugh every time :')

[@icap.7166]

CHRIS DOES THE BEST ACCENTS

[@eekeey]

What I got from the pillow skit, other than the immense amount of weirdness, was that Chris is an amazing actor. This kid is going places.

[@Ash_Carnelian]

the ending made my ovaries explode..

[@punkglam]

Was feeling shitty and tired from exam prep, your video cheered me right up! You're the shit

[@libbybriggs4984]

Did anyone realize the picture of Dan in the opening credits?:D

[@schwarzernerz]

Chris this is one of your best video ! You are always the number ONE . I've seen this and reviewed dozens of times. :D

[@lmfao7195]

no momo

[@rawritsrachelniggah]

The chuckle he makes at 2:20 while smiling and looking down... it's just. My God, Chris. What have you done to me?

[@marshmallow9922]

wtf did I just watch?! XDD omfg

[@mokinuita]

this will forever be one of my favorite things in the world!!!

[@tamiyacapewell9431]

kiNDA WISHING I WAS THAT PILLOW OMG

[@Brambl3Star]

No momo?NO HOMO!elmo?NO HOMO!

[@Brambl3Star]

lol

[@emmagibson7923]

Chris has always been my favorite of the fantastic foursome. I will never be able to watch them again. I feel like i'm the only one who is actually crying their eyes out but i just can't stop. Chris makes me so happy and laugh more then anything in this whole world. Him leaving is the worst way to start this year.

[@Basilpeachi]

yay for the number 6

[@yasminkapasi3487]

Chris, you have reduced my life to being envious and wanting to be that pillow...thanks for that x

[@gabriel-dx9hw]

There's just Dan seductively eating a banana in the intro

[@geivanamartinez3600]

I'm trying so hard not to laugh because it's like 2 am and I'll wake my parents up

[@juliaeve]

ELMO

[@Gf45120]

I just read The Fault in our Stars, and had been depressed for the better half of yesterday, and assumed I would be today as well, well until now. Needless to say I've been in dire need of cheering up, and NOBODY (friends and family included) were able to get me out of this depressive flunk (Oh books, why do you affect me so?!). SO THANKS CHRIS, YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH.

[@kizzy3563]

*spits drink* Lion king two?!?!?!?1!

[@Noelleelle]

I rarely laugh out loud at youtube videos, but I was in tears. I died at "Elmo"

[@louisnotonfirelourdes3463]

XD DAN IN THE BEGINNING XD

[@PoppyHydromatic]

Literally one of the funniest KZbinrs of all time.

[@jessicaciviletti7644]

No homo

[@smurfkebab]

Nuh momo?

[@oldshittydog]

Elmo?

[@Brambl3Star]

***** kk my applogies i will start again

[@sarahlouise98x]

I honestly think this is the best video on KZbin.

[@karens1340]

lol at dan's photo at 0:23

[@chloeannison6408]

I've seen this so many times yet I'm still sitting here in the early hours of the morning clapping like an asthmatic seal trying not to wake everyone in the house. Argh the pain! :')

[@morganiero9393]

The pic at 0.24 tho

[@aborkowska8]

Daaaaaan.

[@aligned.aligned]

I just realized how nice his collarbones look in this

[@jessicakaplan3973]

What the heck did I just watch?????

[@therealgerald1721]

Jessica Kaplan The funniest shit in the world

[@therealgerald1721]

no joke though..that pillow looks SOO comfortable

[@laurelmonterosa7586]

elmo? :)

[@ediepedi]

That ending was the highlight of my day X'D

[@Martazihu]

momo

[@MegHicks97]

His adorable little laugh after he goes 'No momo?' just completes my life.