No I won't apologize for this one

[@rubysworkshop]

“I prefer the car crash” Truer words have never been spoken

[@_..mshi.._6714]

“They didn’t even get to finish-“ HARRY: “STAWP-“

[@CatMowpurr]

Now I know how everyone got warts on their hogs

[@Lilyloves13]

@@CatMowpurrNAW 💀

[@rendaemo]

☠️

[@WaffleEater-56]

@@CatMowpurrNO

[@Yusa-lz1hi]

“Professor Slay.” “Yass queen” The best 2 lines I’ve ever heard of.

[@Jean-Rin28]

SLAYYY

[@Minegames1780]

​@@Jean-Rin28Yass queen

[@CoffeeTheThird]

Bro I cant take it anymore 💀💀💀💀

[@Thecutechihuahuas]

I’ve been looking for this one

[@barathylankeswaran7224]

Severus Slay 😂

[@Virtualhugforyou]

“ Dont be ridiculous Harry… you have to pay extra for that “ 😂😂😂

[@Sebastian-fi7ql]

Fr 🤣🤣😵‍💫💀☠️

[@BsHoangTuanSocTrang]

That turn take me lol

[@harishs9003]

😂

[@haloharry97]

Good thing his rich

[@user-tv8pb2rf5u]

"Don't be ridiculous.....you have to pay extra for that" LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@Martin-dx6qr]

Imagining Professor Snape just say "Yass Queen" makes my day

[@jasonvargas7564]

Anyone who aids Sister Pothead will be found e- -qually slayed

[@random_cat.]

with a badly edited hands with slay long nails, big lips, and long eyelashes

[@hugo_the_hobbit]

And with his natural poker face

[@natluv21]

SAME I CNA JUST IMAGINE IT 😂

[@OliviaWinn-tp5xi]

He has to be BADDIE❤️🤭

[@VirtualnomadVirtualnomad]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets got a whole new meaning now

[@aceofspades9503]

where Harry went into a basement and wrestled a big snake.......🤣

[@GhoulishGhostarts]

NO

[@Fatima_hunterofartemis]

​@@aceofspades9503you friggin didnt

[@AntBored]

Hell all of us are going to hell 😂 (Not that I care I’m an atheist)

[@cryingchild4209]

don't hate me for this- Tom Riddle hid a massive snake in a secret chamber totally not sus

[@krewhooman5903]

"You're a strIpper Harry" got me dying

[@impulseclown]

hearing snape say "yaaaaass queen" gave me 3d6 psychic damage

[@marcushughes4697]

Only 3d6? Its definitely 4d6, and it stuns

[@MinimalisticHD]

OHHH HI FELLOW DND PLAYER

[@oamahana]

"You've got to pay extra for that" IM CRYING

[@JoshuaA1307]

😂 same I felt like I was hit with avada kedabra….. cause it KILLED ME 😂

[@MackyToshi]

​@@JoshuaA1307HELP?!?!! AVADA KEDABRA

[@Monicalia]

"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore slutdropped calmly.

[@sumukhvmrsat6347]

Harry did you put your wand in the goblet of Miss panty parkisons (any girl)

[@adamdickinson2894]

I wasn't ready for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@Canine-playground]

The fuck.

[@memyselfandi1511]

@@adamdickinson2894 Same bro

[@mikeyvoid007]

I didn't expect that at all

[@Akane_is_Delusional]

"Dont be ridiculous...you have to pay extra for that"LMFAO

[@Lily_bug1451]

“( knocking) YOUR A STRIPER HARRY” had me dying

[@Blurrythedemon-qz5nt]

“They lost a dance battle against………Voldemoan” and “Those are demenwhores Harry” I’m officially dead.😂😂

[@user-oz6ns4wr5j]

😂😂😂😂

[@Butterbeer9594]

School of…Badussy😂

[@yeemint4568]

Officially RIP (p stands for 🐱)

[@kyellverdonschot9922]

Hi Officially Dead, I’m Dad

[@hailandergarcia4677]

pull out youre wands they'll suck youre soul out of youre no harry you have you hase to pay extra

[@jaszz23]

That's why Dumbledore was the "Head" master

[@kyran42]

NO NO

[@eatus_fetus]

I CANT LIKE BECAUSE ITS AT 69 😭

[@Setazy]

@@eatus_fetus SAME PLS

[@natluv21]

😭😭😭 that’s one of the best comments on here 😂

[@Ari-ne2yb]

Dumbled"whore"

[@EmmaJademoore3006]

"I need everybody to take out your wands" got me laughing dying on the floor 💀

[@eltoro8166]

"I'm not pulling that out!" Harry said calmly.

[@shadowstorm_plays]

what will hapen if one of them had bricks.. if you know what i mean

[@SerialDesignitionN]

i don’t know what any of you mean

[@shadowstorm_plays]

@@SerialDesignitionN the thing stands

[@SerialDesignitionN]

@@shadowstorm_plays huh

[@neah9060]

​@@SerialDesignitionNHitachi wand

[@user-vl8so9mq8y]

“They lost a dance battle against…Voldemoan” “I prefer the car crash” LMFAOOOOOOO

[@asmrdyyy]

And I prefer Voldemario than Voldemoan 😂

[@I_love_your_dadfr]

People say lmao when they don't have one

[@Zooblicity]

HA

[@goldensparrow864]

Should’ve been “voldewhorte”

[@user-gc3nq3ud1p]

@@I_love_your_dadfrwhat?

[@MfImJustThatGuy]

Suddently the name "Moaning Myrtle" makes a lot more sense

[@French_venti494]

💀💀💀

[@j.a.mdacong]

😂

[@nathanielwayneedayan3185]

if someone is looking for answers about who is moaning myrtle she lives in the hogwarts girls bqthroom and is super over dramatic also to understand why shes 9in the girls bathroom watch harry potter

[@CorgiAndBacon13]

No we not goin there😂

[@KanohiVahi]

​@@nathanielwayneedayan3185You should've probably mentioned the important part that she's a ghost

[@KidsTimperley]

“Your a stripper harry” got me crying and rolling on the floor

[@rendaemo]

“Yass queen” The wise words of Professor Slay (Snape) 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@rendaemo]

I have another one “NoOo YoU cAnT lEaVe HoGwArTs! School of…Budusy😏” Random student,

[@eli-drache4933]

“Harry don’t be ridiculous! You’ve got to pay extra for that” killed me XD

[@vince-ll8su]

I broke the 777 likes

[@did_i_hear_hope]

Broke the 999 likes

[@aadenhartman1242]

Same

[@JaneDoe-xi1sn]

same

[@sunnycool505]

“You’ve got to pay extra for that”💀💀💀

[@gentleman_bastard]

It is no coincidence that it is called "kiss"

[@natluv21]

@@gentleman_bastard💀💀💀

[@sunixjester]

Do they take cash or card?

[@simonaionela8036]

😂

[@slashall8926]

Best line of day.

[@user-sj5op5yd3s]

🗣"Ok for this lesson we need everyone to take out thier wands", "what wand? Oh NO, No NOt tHaT WaNd" hahahhaha

[@rinivisnjevic937]

The prof.slay part made me laugh so much!!😂😂💅

[@sameverglade5854]

In this version, his aunt and uncle were genuinely trying to keep him safe 💀

[@KittyGacha_10]

🤣 yes I appreciate them for that 🤣

[@CH3RRY_ANG3L]

@@KittyGacha_10 same here 😭🤣

[@Well_ItsChaos]

Facts

[@artistatic]

No FACTS@@Well_ItsChaos

[@parentofzainarehman8414]

Sooooooooooooo true

[@Red-Dead-Redemption-2]

“You can’t leave Hogwarts school of……..Badussy” I love that part so much

[@ryleebrendarickdickerson5351]

I know im DYING laughing

[@Luigideone23]

me too it had be rolling on the floor i love this whole scetch

[@ragereaper_yt8655]

It’s DA lBuSSY

[@Mushroomgurl69]

Lol same😂

[@partiful3249]

@@Mushroomgurl69you’re all weird asf

[@BoomBlobbyMan]

Snape saying 'yAsS QUeeN' honestly made my day

[@ZenNezu2]

“what wand…. OH MY GOD IM NOT PULLING THAT OUT.” lmao

[@TheCreativen.1]

"Yer' a stripper Harry" ~Hagrid

[@philodendron14]

More like HagRIDE amirite

[@Dr-samy]

Do you mean wh@&regrid

[@mist_immortal]

Hoegrid

[@lau_sol24]

Harry: Stripper? I hardly know her!

[@MH-S-kk5fh]

Your a rizzerd Harry

[@Mushroomized_gurl]

"Professor Slay" But Professor Snape really does Slay

[@NOONEBREAKSAPINKYPROMISE]

Fr

[@yashtandon3316]

Yeah, he really does slay... ... Dumbledore.

[@shawn.spencer]

No he doesn't, he's an incel

[@livydozer2783]

His hair slays to

[@Darcytheegg12]

I love snape

[@JANSITUBERS_channel]

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY LOST A DANCE BATTLE AGAINST HATSUNE MIKU💀💀💀

[@McKayla609]

“You’ve gotta pay extra for that” 💀

[@Nikeis_notepad]

"Professor Slay" "Yass queen" Caught me off guard 😭😭😭😭

[@Al3xis.G4cha]

500 likes and not a single comment…. But yes. Caught me off guard too

[@mat1sk3nlikeyou44]

Voldemoan

[@Nikeis_notepad]

@@mat1sk3nlikeyou44 Ayo

[@korsedalom8598]

'' voldamoan .. '' this had me dyeing - 💀😂

[@ZatoWizardz]

It should have been Poledemort...

[@calamity075]

What are you dyeing? Like clothes or your hair or something?

[@NoahsRambling]

Damn what color

[@RikkiLove0317]

Just like Harry’s parents

[@graceriley4276]

voldemoan and voldemario

[@Strideway_WithHarperr]

“no harry don’t be ridiculous 🤦‍♀️ …. you need to pay extra for that.” got me dying i choked on my water wtf😭😭

[@The_Fourth_Host]

Man she never fails to make me crack a laugh to these😂

[@spikeandluna9514]

No wonder aunt Petunia didn't want Harry to go to Hogwarts😂

[@lillianavittone6117]

Guess aunt petunia actually does care abt him

[@aria.the.reader]

fr

[@Notlelie]

fr

[@zodiac5403]

you mean Hogwhores?

[@peskybirbfan]

i dont blame her

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

Hogwarts just got a whole new meaning

[@stonnoa]

What does it mean now?

[@2litha]

​@@stonnoaHog- another name for penis Warts- warts

[@mtreguer]

Moaning*

[@braindavidgilbert3147]

@@stonnoahog warts

[@randomwatcher404]

​@@stonnoaI don't know if you are joking but it's hogs with warts

[@AnweshaSupkar-es6ke]

She perfected hagrids face while saying "you gotta pay extra for that"🤣

[@alessiastan2107]

Professor Slay:"Yass queen" I'm dying 💀

[@Miss_Maddie.soukoku]

“You can’t leave Hogwarts school of….badussy” Had me dying 😂

[@Froggycolouring]

Yeah it was timed so perfectly and the tone its indescribably amazing

[@uppermoon_2.]

Fr the long pause before badussy 😂

[@Tt-sSb]

Frfr I’m almost crying 😂 And the word Budussy just kills me

[@oyunmendbayar5621]

Saaaaameee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ElizaDLife]

SAMEEE I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂

[@TripleD1]

“Hogwarts school of…. ✨Badussy✨” Had me dying 😂

[@verenpradiptawibowo9957]

Haha😂😂

[@julian-solis958]

ONG 😂😂

[@isafox4443]

Hi, I’m still learning English and I got all the other puns but what was that one about? I didn’t understand this one

[@mauvey_XD]

​@@isafox4443 it is referring to the backside of a male

[@Angeldust1384]

😂

[@AshYoutube14]

"professor slay" GOT ME DYING ON THE FLOOR😂😂

[@Froggycolouring]

“You have to pay extra for that” caught me so off guard 💀 Edit: why did my npc ahh comment get top comment bruh

[@itsthegr8matt]

Same 😂

[@StarbitDevil]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@lordofdeathsoupisgood]

I have money now so where are THEY

[@Smarties_DumDum]

​@@lordofdeathsoupisgoodNO STOPP 😂💀💀💀

[@SimpForHanniPham]

Shut up and take my money🤤

[@LotusMouse]

“Professor ✨Slay✨” “Yasss queen!” “Those are demenwh**es Harry.” I can’t 😂

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

You should never mock demetwh0res, they are very dangerous and to be taken seriously 😔

[@Shadow-zee]

Yas queen.!

[@Neon_Purple_Fryes]

...YASSSS

[@UhmRL]

Fr tho 😂😂😂

[@Celestia2-iq1md]

Me neither 😂😂😂

[@aashiyapunia]

"What wand,oh my god I am not pulling That out" that had me dying😂😂💀💀💀

[@Axalootle]

"You've got to pay extra for that" got me rolling on the floor

[@Boothesilly_]

✨YOU'RE A STRIPPER HARRY✨

[@jeansalyards9913]

😭69 LIKES LOL

[@Boothesilly_]

@@jeansalyards9913 LMAOOOOO- NICE

[@blackbandz3385]

Best comment

[@Exivinty]

I ain’t liking this because it’s at 669 💀💀

[@SallyCallyXD]

*dumbledore Said calmly*

[@INFJRavenclaw]

"you got to pay extra for that" 💀💀

[@OnyxRanger09]

That shit had me howling!

[@Noon_is_arriving]

I SWEAR GSHAGAGAG

[@silverhetch3383]

faaaax@@Noon_is_arriving

[@jasonvargas7564]

@@OnyxRanger09Howling Pothead and the Sorcerer’s Moan

[@user-cm1ej5yh8s]

"you've got to pay extra for that" and "what wand"😂

[@MatRoyal]

I'm loving all of the Floptok humor on this one! 😂🤣😍😍

[@-.Blu3berry.-]

"you're a stripper Harry!" ".......what?" the only way to start a video.

[@debrajones5833]

Yes but only for Silvia

[@nathanblack370]

...you gotta pay extra for that got me 😂😂😅😂😂

[@RoadWulf]

Man that invisibility cloak is gonna have a WHOLE different use..

[@abhishekgregoire]

This is just going nude

[@Insultz-]

Ahhhh, yes… glory

[@KaylaACNH_]

My god

[@Lululuxury]

💀💀💀💀

[@PochiBernana]

HELP I REALLY GASPED 🗿🗿🗿

[@Xoxo.Nina12]

“YaSsS qUeEn💅💅” had me on the ground

[@ChasityjjbGray]

“Yass queen” THE BEST LINE EVER!❤

[@nobadkorma]

"professor slay" "yass queen" What did they do to Snape 😭

[@TheDuckJoined-jo3lh]

That was ICONIC💅✨

[@jasonvargas7564]

Professor McGlugguglug

[@yunkimin8104]

​@@jasonvargas7564pls delete this, don't give her more ideas😭😂

[@user-oz4bi7bd3l]

The best version of snape.😂

[@nobadkorma]

@@user-oz4bi7bd3l fr 😂

[@Xanimations13]

"Yass queen" The voice caught me off guard there

[@Natearu.]

Voldemoan did the illegal Skyrim Shuffle and everyone loved it.

[@ErikIsHalloween]

"Youre a stripper Harry" "..what.?" Got me dead 💀

[@deidrabair6286]

Same

[@snowfox9189]

@Remsie-kj5jkYou did not 😭

[@snowfox9189]

@Remsie-kj5jk 😭😭😭

[@Syrisxedits]

I laughed so hard I almost fell off the bed 😭 I'm dead Sirius

[@AskMeWhyYoureStupid]

You mean the part that was intended to be funny was funny ? Interesting, keep fishing for those likes

[@cecaniacc9165]

The " You're a stripper Harry" still haunts me and makes me randomly laugh anywhere

[@CatLover_Nr-1]

Same 😂😂😂

[@Kobras_TTV]

I Just Have Shorts Going And Randomly I Hear "You're a stripper Harry" At least Every hour to two hours.

[@rhianinblackmore8883]

I’m literally crying I think this is the funniest one yet😂😂😂

[@Binx219]

"Yasss queen👑" "You have to pay extra for that"

[@Suziemaldonado]

"You can't leave Hogwarts, school of....*Akward silents*...BaDuSsY"

[@sotarro9969]

Awkward* Silence*

[@paigethepepper4319]

Literally tho it got me dying 😂😂

[@Human-kk2ol]

What does badussy mean? Someone tell plz😅

[@_Mirabel_]

yea idk either but it sounds like pus**

[@USUSAAmericaUnitedStates]

​@@Human-kk2ol you don't wanna know...

[@EggsGrieve98]

“You can’t leave Hogwarts… School of… Badussy.” Classic Sylvia lol

[@TocaJuliette.]

“U need to take out your wand” i cant Omg 🤣

[@william_playz1383]

“They lost a dance battle” With who? “Vold-a-moan”

[@phantom_edits2232]

“They suck the souls out of your-“ “Harry omg no” 😂😂😂😂

[@Airy_host]

“You got to pay extra for that.”

[@CarolinaMartinez-fe3vb]

💀💀💀

[@Wrennovick]

“School of…… budussy”😂

[@kadekbayu1167]

😂😂😂

[@teddywell]

😂😂😂

[@AymeeThomas-sr2ui]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AymeeThomas-sr2ui]

😂😂

[@Cosmosfnaf]

u gotta pay extra for that

[@Cosmic_Ocean_Atlas]

I love how Harry is the only normal one.

[@JoshuaPerez-m7f]

“No you can’t leave Hogwarts school of… badussy” HAD ME DYING

[@BluDymund]

“No you cant leave Hogwarts the school of…Debussy” 😂😂😂 I am weak after that.

[@bluenorth3965]

Claude Debussy was a classical musician. (Succulent music he made, by the way).

[@psychiccornflakes]

“Don’t be silly. You have to pay extra for that.” That might be the best line ever, both written or said.

[@DarthMassacre]

"No u cant leave Hogwart.. School of Budussy" got me crying

[@Ximona.1]

I love how the first line said in this short is “you’re a stripper Harry”

[@sheerpath612]

Poor Harry, it must be difficult to hear his parents died after losing a dance battle to Voldemoan.

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

Voldemoan’s moans were too powerful, it determined the winner

[@user-jc2iq3lv8v]

Missed opportunity for "Pole-demort"

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

Nah voldemoan is much better. Moans are better than poles for sjre@@user-jc2iq3lv8v

[@No_name2191]

@@user-jc2iq3lv8v’poledemoan’

[@TheOnlyCatana]

"Harry, you must never leave Hogwarts, School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry!" "Nope-"

[@bluenorth3965]

what did I just R E A D

[@TheOnlyCatana]

@@bluenorth3965 fax like who even wrote that

[@CaelumZenith]

I just died. I will never be the same😂

[@yukihina04]

amazing lmaoooo

[@Leo_Valdez69]

Rizzardy

[@mikawinkler3221]

How is no one talking about the 'Rick And Morty' shirt!?😂

[@Izzy-o8x]

“Professor slay” “Yass queen” “Makes weird mouth movement”?😂😂😂

[@Nirmiti.]

“They didn’t even get to finish.” ⚰️

[@smiley_0005]

If this becomes a real movie ima most likely sit through 2 and a half hours of this 😭

[@dika_hilman]

I will sit for 7 movies and the extra "fantastic beasts" stuff

[@jasonvargas7564]

@@dika_hilman fantastic badussies and where to F them

[@staotheduck4853]

Sit trough? Imma enjoy it

[@delfyinc]

It doesn't need to be a real movie, I'm down to watch Silvia do exactly this for 3 hours

[@widebroadcast6812]

@@dika_hilman You mean fantastic breasts

[@Foxy_the_Kokoros_pookie765]

Professor Slay “Yasss queen”

[@VenusXAngelPlayz]

Professor Slay “Yass Queen” 😂😂😂😂

[@rayyyyyyyyyyyyy13]

Professor Snape/Slay saying “yasss queen” made me cry actual tears from laughing

[@maxdekudess3354]

😂😂

[@black1718]

The letter rly said “Give us your nephew so he can be a stripper now”

[@minnowmadden6456]

Really making aunt Petunia and uncle Vernon seeming like the good guys here

[@ZzVinniezZ]

“They lost a dance battle against………Voldemoan” ok im gonna need a ticket to hell please, satan gotta know these dank puns

[@theresagainstumans293]

Therapist: Stripper Voldemort doesnt exist, he cant hurt you Voldemoan:

[@YourJason_S3NPA1]

"School of. . . .Badussy" got me dying on the FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣

[@Toastedmarshmellowzzzzzz]

YEAH😂🤣😂

[@chameleon8844]

I want an apology for that one 😂

[@DemocracyPreservation]

“Professor Slay, yasss queen” made my laugh quiet & killed me.

[@BenadrylCucumber123]

Professor SLAYverus Snape🤭

[@joaquineduardo9437]

"No! no! Please, not in my chamber of secrets"

[@GimbalSmile]

“OMG NO IM NOT PULLING THAT OUT!!”

[@invisibledreamsmusiccentra4063]

Moaning Myrtle has a whole new meaning now 😳

[@Akira_2x]

Ugh-

[@reginald7214]

😂😆

[@wuxian_2645]

Dude 🤣🤣🤣 i can't now

[@bongintambo308]

Oh my I’m going to be thinking about that when I watch it for the hundredth time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The_Squirrel_irl]

Ummmmmm

[@LoafadaVR]

‘They lost a dance battle against… Voldemoan’ 😨😧

[@Chubstin]

Lol (CHAIN)

[@Ineedmypayngl]

Lol

[@avaies]

Lol

[@2bffs_Games]

Lol

[@Ansanity_2]

lol

[@Skye-ci9zz]

The fact she said "I'm not apologizing for this one" 😂😂😂😂

[@Sol_is_the_name_of_the_sun]

"They lost a dance battle agains... Voldemoan" got me dying of laughter

[@AlwaysYR]

“Yer a stripper Harry.” “I know” 😏 Is how I expected it to go 😭 💀

[@ysavelasco3381]

out of all the Harry Potter shorts of Sylvia, this one is the first I watched where Harry's the most.. sane and normal kid 🤣

[@SOOTYANDMISCHA]

Finally, usually it's Harry that's better. 🥰😆

[@karandeepsingh9582]

Same for me😂

[@Smartybooklover]

“Don’t be ridiculous… u have to pay extra for that” 😂🤣🤣🤣💀😭

[@meismeep1644]

Profesor Slay “Yas queen” killed me

[@adrianagz79]

FR😂

[@roriallister3269]

“I’m guessing they suck u from-“ “Don’t be ridiculous harry.u have to pay extra for that” The best lines ever ✨

[@NightFan25]

agreed XD

[@robjonasson3691]

​yeah

[@Dwightbrown2003]

I love Harry Potter and honestly this is the funniest thing I've ever seen it's gives ✨LEVIOSAAAA✨ vibes I love it