NO ONE LIKES HARRY POTTER

[@iforgot87872]

Goddamn this is hilarious great work man! This ytp really creates its own universe it’s awesome.

[@JClayton1994]

Thank you very much!

[@toxicpvp5529]

Wtf this vid is 2 years old and you pin a comment from 3 days ago... man u watch comments

[@JClayton1994]

Why not?@@toxicpvp5529

[@gdplayer8768]

JClayton 1994 does Dumbledore end up killing Harry in your upcoming video?

[@alissaaaaa]

@@JClayton1994 When you publish the new Video? Cuz I'm so excited!! :))

[@mimmi3434]

Dumbledore: Alister You must be the one to come INSIDE HIM. Alister: I can do that.

[@bjornjohansson7907]

Well people where Quick to spell-police this dude

[@tsunamifoxy]

Well did

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

@@atsushiko no it's Alister

[@jakubsebastianwalach9614]

Alastor you fucker

[@v3xt0n]

INSIDE HIM.

[@aliyakensler2438]

*_*Harry gets knocked off his broom_** Hagrid: *YAAAYYY*

[@Hamilton-TheMusical]

Wouldn’t you do the same?

[@PeasantM0f]

Bloody briliant!

[@mrx4022]

Moody: "Any questions?" Hermione: "Three sir" Moody: *"Liar!"*

[@MCU_Spidey_2099]

I BELIEVE IN A PRACTICAL APPROACH! WEASLEY! STAND!

[@Dantheman-0..1]

The ministry says you are too young to see **** I say different!!!

[@ScruffyDuck-hq2es]

8:40 He's a cheat! He's not even seven yet.

[@henrik971]

XD XD XD

[@davecrupel2817]

If their age is on the clock...

[@GrislyMaple1646]

That was a flawless edit

[@thenewdislikebutton7927]

@@GrislyMaple1646 yes

[@ChaseCoinFi]

I loved that part lol

[@kathy6979]

Next one should be Voldemort likes children. 'I can touch you now'

[@basicalloy611]

Lol

[@sociallyineptspider-man2366]

😓

[@filiptalimdzioski7281]

Thank you for the suggestion.

[@chrissy93x]

LMFAO Next Video will be that for sure

[@AceripXF]

i laughed way too hard at that

[@obviously1871]

1:00 "Let me introduce you to the newest member of our staff... Hoh...Hoh...Slughorn" "Aaaah"

[@matthall3077]

Horace Slughorn

[@LewisShucklebout]

Aaaaah f you harry!!

[@thepandorica1660]

​@@matthall3077someone didn't watch the video...

[@boys_and_the_booze5104]

"It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom!" "Jinxing the broom?!... BLOODY BRILLIANT!"

[@miyaisu]

"SEXY AUROR!"

[@edwardt2396]

I'm here because Dumbledore kissed me; end of story, goodbye, the end.

[@Toby761]

Mr. Benzedrine any qustions? any questions? any fucking questions?

[@syncx1]

3 Sir Lyer

[@adamjd3293]

When it comes to sex, I believe in a practical approach

[@handsomedarthvader941]

Hilarious as it gets, this movie is actually REALLY brooding and dark if u think about it seriously. Harry is shunned and mocked everywhere he goes, is made fun of by EVERY SINGLE teacher, and even got raped by one (Moody). That he caught the Snitch was a real disappointment to everyone, and everyone cheered when he met his demise. Many deaths have went unnoticed throughout the film. For the record, Hagrid was burned alive in his own shack if you guys didn't know that. Lockhart was shot dead by Snape, and Moody will eventually die because of constant malfunction. That's true dedication from JClayton! Rotten Tomatoes: 98% Consensus: Dark, complex and unforgettable, No one likes Harry not only succeeded as an entertaining novel film, but also a thrilling crime saga.

[@arandompersonthatcommented2121]

CRITIC ALERT

[@puterboy2]

Like Mildred Hubble....but worse, way worse.

[@MM-vr8rj]

great review I would say 5*

[@cirrocumulus1948]

The Anti Social Brat MAD HAGRID

[@taliakellegg5978]

i think ron got raped as well

[@factbeaglesarebest]

Shape just pulls out a gun and shoots him 5 times. Lol. “Is he all right” “Who cares”

[@charleschickenseedpeckster98]

*Snape not Shape, just saying

[@severussnape1222]

I am Shape? *COCK*

[@Ishamv3]

Later during the duel, Harry shoots at Snape but he blocks.

[@Dragon-bi6xp]

Severus Snape wooooohhhooooo

[@-turron-59yearsago23]

Severus Snape *But what shape?-*

[@joshuabassett7069]

Basically if everyone treated Harry like the Dursleys treated him.

[@sajiabdullah351]

Maybe i mean probaly before he even went to Hogwarts

[@LordWyatt]

*Justice*

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

the ending is just a copy of Return of the Jedi XD

[@Bugermanchi]

This makes Voldemort look like he’s the guardian child to harry

[@moistheathen148]

Even though nobody liked Harry, he and Ron still looked at each other in concern when Moody said he believed a practical approach to Defense Against Dark Sex. And it was while writing this that I realized that Defense Against Dark Sex was an acronym for DADS.

[@Matihood1]

I think it's the other way around: DADS is the acronym for Defense Against Dark Sex.

[@moistheathen148]

@@Matihood1 Probably how it works. Not trying to be sexist, but biologically, male bodies are better made for fighting, and in turn, defense, and hence, defense against dark sex.

[@113faridanur6]

Ahahahah pls DADS😭😂

[@oblebrun]

“I can teach you how to fart.” -Snape

[@George_Bulkin]

"I can teach you how to FuCk BitCheS" - Same dude with a greasy hair.

[@Truxidious]

I can teach you how to LiE.

[@OscarHernandez18600]

I can teach you how to torture *Harry Potter*

[@113faridanur6]

Lollll

[@12yearmindmovies]

Why Snape is the most feared teacher at Hogwarts:

[@ryandupuis5860]

"Im here because Dumbledore *kissed* me."

[@TigerBonez]

End of story

[@ashwinraj5826]

@@TigerBonez Goodbye

[@TigerBonez]

@@ashwinraj5826 The End.

[@vancados8609]

TigerBonez2020 any questions

[@Toby761]

ANY QUESTIONS? ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?

[@completelypointlesstv]

That ending battle with Snape and Harry was epic

[@bjornjohansson7907]

Epic battle was epic

[@haroldinho9930]

Flipside Gacha haha

[@rofai-ek9903]

I loved the part where Harry was spamming fireballs

[@gavinwang1531]

the fireball

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

_f i r e b a l l_

[@Nick-who-loves-cilantro]

2:00 This is basically Snape's dialogue anyway.

[@barbaro267]

**Harry hangs onto his broom for dear life** **McGonigal and Hagrid cheer on his imminent death** "Snape is jinxing the broom!" "That's bloody brilliant!" ROFL

[@stone1290]

barbaro267 McGonagall..... one year without anyone noticing, wow

[@kellystyles3635]

nope

[@stone1290]

Kelly Styles ?

[@0opsyt]

He copyed

[@stone1290]

0ops who?

[@kmsa3530]

*WARNING* dont watch this while eating or drinking you will choke by laughing

[@BirdRaiserE]

Literally almost died because of this. Always read the comments section first, kids.

[@chamuchamupalchamperry6686]

It's True!

[@clubpenguin2648]

i learned the hard way

[@Ignoscis]

UP!

[@christianwarren4332]

Or brushing your teeth...

[@Donutlover]

I feel so bad for Harry. The poor under-7 year old did nothing wrong. I’m guessing they’re all death-eaters.

[@sophiab3288]

DonutLover Gaming ikr. They are so mean :( i cant believe they done dis 2 him

[@jhinabloomingflower807]

Aren't the both of you just adorable haha =3

[@williambarnett8566]

He is 11 not 7

[@sayori3939]

@@jhinabloomingflower807 am i adorable too?

[@DeltaDubs89]

@@williambarnett8566 you obviously didn't pay close enough attention to the ytp.

[@DaRkJoKeR77]

Tfw a ytp parody video has a better fight scene between Harry and Snape than the actual movie

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

M3phistos Cafe It’s not meant to be a real fight though.

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

M3phistos Cafe it’s like a boss battle

[@London-pound-cake]

Thy face when

[@FivePotter]

Exactly

[@KobaLenk]

Fireball

[@BirdRaiserE]

Plot established in title, video follows title very closely and effectively. Incredibly effective line splitting with few irrelevant tangents. Unaltered lines still managed to be used effectively. Visual editing done sparingly but effectively. No dumb ear shattering. 9.9/10 YTP. Deducted .1 for just slightly too much repeating with Moody.

[@Ewgene]

Yeap while I don't usually mind repetition and "sus" jokes, it easily gets too long really fast.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

I don't usually like the repeating either, but I laughed my whole family awake at this one. He starts off an actual sentence, and then just turns to aggressive gibberish like that. Also Hermione shouting; ''STOP IT!!!'' caught me off-guard.

[@homayra6635]

You don't decide

[@mont9150]

I give it 9/11

[@giovannip8600]

Still the highest quality YTP my eyes and whole being have experienced

[@knuckle-sandwichmma681]

“When it comes to sex I believe in a practical approach” the look on his face was priceless 😂

[@safaricucumber7562]

*Snape shoots Lockhart six times* Hermione: Do you think he's alright? Me: *Dying of laughter*

[@bjornjohansson7907]

Ron: YeAH sURe

[@sanadbenali6993]

Nineth time...

[@Elder74]

I actually felt bad for harry.

[@anddoomsticeforall8140]

The original story wants

[@sociallyineptspider-man2366]

Same

[@gogtjgog]

yeah makes u think harry comes back to kill everyone in revenge

[@Comoghwin102]

LIAR

[@dexeil7173]

Fuck him! He's too soft for his own good!l

[@RussellYeetsYou]

“I’m here because Dumbledore kissed me, good bye, end of story” *wow*

[@Mike-eo1bw]

"Give us a kiss." *class watches in disbelief* LOL

[@Matihood1]

Including Ron himself xD

[@FivePotter]

😂😂😂

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

They should’ve put the bit in where Draco was looking at the spider and then just kept that still frame so he looked horrified at Moody snogging harry lmao

[@officialb.k.7177]

11:39 Malfoy doesn't look happy about Harry's death

[@9nikola]

#Drarry

[@salvulcano9061]

Official B.K. He secretly loved him

[@handle69420cheese]

Because he was gay for Harry

[@snausages43]

He wanted to be the one to kill him.

[@avacado8189]

start of a love story

[@Eule153]

Guys my Moody keeps on crashing , should i buy a new one??

[@bjornjohansson7907]

*yes.*

[@kaytlynnstocks7043]

Have you tried turning him off and on again?

[@phobos2076]

Plug him in and out, mine did the same thing before I tried that

[@alkrolyd]

No it's an issue with the software not hardware. You need to reinstall your antivirus and run a fresh scan. It should remove any bloatware or viruses. You might want to run a defrag program too, just in case.

[@ProfessorVenomous]

Put him in rice.

[@dylanimatio]

A hilarious yet tragic story of a young boy who was hurt and distraught from a young age, made an example of in one of his classes, repeatedly escaping murderous attempts on his life and shunned so much by society he has an assassination put on him and courageously fights said assassin in pure honour but only to his demise as the world celebrates his death. This film written, directed and edited by "JClayton 1994" is a first of many great films to be shown in 2017 and is a great sign for movies to come. Overall I would rate this film 17/9.44 Bee movies and anticipate a well worked squeal to this comedy/tragedy.

[@JClayton1994]

Haha!

[@adenparsons9838]

JClayton 1994 so good

[@FarmYardGaming]

Dylan Davies YEAH

[@g.r.r.2610]

Aden P Gaming 😂😂😂

[@nathanielgrindstaff4909]

The Matrix Uploaded only to get punched off the top of a tall tower.

[@obgaming109]

What about: ‘There won’t be a child in this world who doesn’t HATE HIM’ ‘ Precisely Minerva, don’t you think it would be better if he grew up WITH all that?’ -Harry Potter and Philosophers Stone

[@goldfly.]

That would be funny 😂 😂😂

[@tomwakley5719]

The part at 10:14 where Snape is casually using the very same wand movement to deflect everything Harry is throwing at him always has me in hysterics!

[@gdragon42069]

But fr tho, imagine if this was actually Harry's life. Depressing shit.

[@typo1345]

Already is most of the time.

[@catguy4996]

@@typo1345 Yeah but at least Harry has plenty of people on his side. Ron and Hermione, the Weasley twins, Hagrid, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lupin, Moody. And spoiler alert: Snape was secretly on Harry's side.

[@justbleedprod.9414]

Basically all of the Order of the Phoenix was exactly that lmao

[@sociallyineptspider-man2366]

Does anyone feel like the Harry and madeye part was abit too far?

[@catguy4996]

@@sociallyineptspider-man2366 Yes it was too far. It was rape and paedophilia.

[@c.syde65]

6:25 - Anyone else notice how Ron's sitting next to Harry while kissing Mad-Eye Moody, meaning there must be two Ron's, lol.

[@YasinKingGames]

I never realised it until i saw this comment 😅😅

[@gamingjacob2014]

Oh I see 😂

[@mukurochan10]

Me

[@miaexdits-9877]

12:30 *audience cheers* Snape: Silence! *audience goes quiet* Snape: coCk *audience cheers* Snape: Silence! *audience goes quiet* Snape: cOck *audience cheers* Snape: cOck *audience gets louder* Snape: cOck *audience gets loud* Snape: C U N T! *audience goes dead silent* Snape: cOck *audience cheers again* LMFAO

[@catguy4996]

Snape will always be our Lord. Also, Cock.

[@JargonMadjin]

It's how you know you're watching a JClayton video, lol

[@FivePotter]

IKR 🤣🤣🤣

[@taliakellegg5978]

@@JargonMadjin his signature

[@twilightundersky8658]

Spike 32 WOOOHHOOOO

[@tiaaaron3278]

I actually felt sorry for Harry when he kept saying "no" so desperately against Snape.

[@jakewetton4030]

The part where uncle Vernon said justice after seing the news report about Harry dying was hysterical! The sentence mixing is really well done throughout. It seems like you've developed your craft pretty well.

[@catguy4996]

I wonder if J.K Rowling has seen this video?

[@bjornjohansson7907]

Hope to god not

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

I hope to Arceus yes.

[@F3105_]

She wrote a book loosely based on this

[@thatgryffindorgamer9624]

she should

[@RYMAN1321]

@@F3105_ Really? What's it called?

[@Kettz]

Within the first 15 seconds "POTTER IS AN IDIOT!" I had to pause from dying of suffocation from chronic chuckling

[@jj01221]

Kettz I agree

[@Mr_LMT_93]

Was you' stoned ?

[@davidhelmedrummer2004]

Kettz 0:23.,"Potter is a fukin piece of shet

[@FarmYardGaming]

Kettz Mate, just you wait 'til you see all his other ones. You won't even last 5 seconds.

[@redallion5451]

Kettz, you must be the one to kill harry

[@inferneo]

When you realize that 10 years of cupboard prison was better than traumatic and dangerous life in Hogwarts

[@creeeamy7133]

"He's a cheat!" "He's not even seven yet"

[@PoisonousPen]

Snape: "Silence!" *everyone goes quiet* Snape: "Cock..." *cheering* 😂😂😂

[@113faridanur6]

Im dying😭

[@mukurochan10]

The game that Snape played with everyone is called "C**k & C**t” XD

[@mukurochan10]

Rules: if someone says "C**k", means u go crazy & if someone says "C**t”, means u have to be silent. XD

[@bonemech5000]

He's a cheat! He's not even 7 yet! That gets me every time.

[@DVal-bl7hm]

To be honest, I'd say that the Mad-Eye rape scene is probably the most clever rape scene I've seen in your videos. The fact that this one was during class made Ron's "Bloody hell!" really appropriate. xD And then afterwords, the video cuts to Malfoy saying, "Why so tense Potter? I fucked my father." "Yuck!" Very nice. xD

[@Taytoutay]

"FIREBALL" *Hagrid's house on fire* :D

[@alexdionisos]

Taytoutay RIP Hagrid

[@wilfordbrimleyful]

I love how Harry just pulls out a gun and starts shooting after that

[@allthatrain]

JaffaCakeJessica Snape can still block it XD he can block anything

[@Roxasora123]

What’s more funny is that the scene is shown hagrid trying to blow away the fire in his beard eventhough it’s clearly from different scene

[@wildley007]

"Alistair Moody has stopped working" 😂

[@transportationuk7656]

wildley007 I have stopped working.

[@hylianmoss]

"fuck you Potter" "thank you sir" i chOKED ON MY DRINK xD

[@thesquidisonfire6998]

XLucyX saME XDD

[@Toby761]

XLucyX ME TO😂😂😂

[@onlinefilmsfreee]

Press 2..

[@thanos9346]

XLucyX ik hahahaahahaha😂😂😂😂😂 fuck you potter 😂😂

[@Moooshr]

Lol

[@allthatrain]

10:15 Professor Snape can block ANYTHING!

[@donnaquixote7538]

Including... Cock.

[@britishgeezer164]

Also SIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEENNNCCCCEEEEE

[@sbraypaynt]

“I’m your new defence against the dark sex teacher” 0_0

[@drizzieglazed8201]

10:30 when professor dumbkedore says that Harry Potter was murdered by Severus snaps and everyone cheers, look at one of the camera angles and you will see all Slytherin so cheering, whilst Draco Malfoy is sulking and looking sad and all that's priceless 😂

[@elsiemaiis]

Lmao that's amazing g drarry at its finest

[@donnaquixote7538]

I wonder what moment that actually was in the movies. It's been a long time since I actually watched the films. :D

[@bjornjohansson7907]

So im not the only One who noticed am i? xD

[@bjornjohansson7907]

@@donnaquixote7538 Dumbledore talking abt stayin strong and defeatin voldy and stuff but its in the sixth movie so Draco has already joined U-K-Who and is just like: what is My life

[@englandcricket1700]

“Alastair, you must be the one to COME INSIDE HIM...” ~Albus Dumbledore~

[@lackson4230]

I can do that

[@spiciestmemelord9706]

Don’t let him know, though.

[@penguinfan4221]

The fight scene was the best

[@stonefurthefurry4570]

Why is no one talking about it. It is actually well done and sad...

[@lavanyaarawat]

i was waiting for potato spell

[@samwindlove6844]

"I am your new defense against the dark sex teacher" I know what's on my to-draw list today.

[@allforkixm8624]

‘Harry Potter was murdered by a Professor Snape’ Everyone: *Claps and cheers* Draco: *looks like he just died inside* (Lel Drarry) 11:40

[@starwarsiscooll]

I'm only in like 20 seconds and I can tell this is gonna be good...

[@molin1310]

Emperor Palpatine it's treason then

[@Mr_Original]

"Potter is a piece of meat!" XD

[@CalumHGaming]

Dewit

[@althealligator1467]

Except it's Harry Potter, not Star Wars: it's treason, then.

[@lukasreina7951]

EVEN THE SENATE LIKES THIS

[@Midnightblack12]

Mcgonogal:Potter is an idiot Dumbledor:I agree Mcgonogal:Potter is a piece of meat! Dumbledor:I agree Mcgonogal:Potter is a monster! Dumbledor: I agree

[@Midnightblack12]

I didn’t continue bc I got lazy

[@dexeil7173]

McDougal: Potter is a piece of shit

[@christianciv1998]

Come on bro you were so close to the best one!!!

[@chas7618]

Potter is a blithering idiot

[@TusharSundarka]

6:23 why is ron at the back of the class when hes supposed to be making out with moody?

[@gameking4984]

Tushar Sundarka That’s his conscience staring at him like “wtf are you doing”!??

[@PEICEOFTRASHACC]

oml true lmao

[@leonderprofie123]

2:20 Holy shit hahahahaha

[@lemin0u]

Du hier? lmao

[@philine514]

hahhah du hier

[@heinzentertainments4661]

Der allerechte

[@eloise69]

*am I the only one who feels so bad for Harry*

[@molin1310]

eli eli :D Spiderman feels the same

[@LuciusMeyers]

Nope, I had that in my brain all night when I watched it

[@TacoSt8]

baby harry u.u ron & hermione also bullied him

[@lordminatron]

Yes ! 😂

[@kevin8712]

Nope.

[@kenmorgan9192]

Me: “This is the greatest thing I have ever seen!” Dumbledore: “I agree.”

[@koolcow2298]

“Scared Potter” “SHUT UP!” AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

[@RR9D]

JustANormalCatOwner *U mean ‘lol’?*

[@bingbong22578]

This is probably the most quality one i've seen on this channel so far There needs to be a part two

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

This needs to be a Series.

[@donHanzo]

He's dead already

[@Autr1sm]

@@donHanzo umm no... Are u sure u watched till the end?

[@donHanzo]

@@Autr1sm well he plunged to his death cuz of the stupid bitch?

[@kyle223cat]

Lockhart: *gets brutally gunned down* Hermione: Do you think he’s alright?

[@pottaishi8679]

This is the best video on the internet, specifically the battle scene.

[@Smokymountaingreene]

Perfect use of that thing that's alway in ytp's at 6:45 most people who use it just use it for filler and think it's funny but you actually made it hilarious

[@jamesthewatcher3932]

I've watched so many HP YTPs I can't watch the movies without expecting something crazy to happen. Good job m8 You make the best ones

[@mayumihimasha952]

How can ron kiss when he's just behind looking at himself?!

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

Manori Kanchana Ron used a Time Turner.

[@hmvp6346]

That's his soul staring at what his body is doing.

[@dylanjones9354]

He's not even 7 yet! 😂😂😂

[@superbowlguy9659]

LOL!!

[@ah2972]

“Cast your charms to dis - arm POTTER, only dis - arm POTTER. We want accidents here.” Ahh the education you get at Hogwarts.

[@codo430]

FIREBOLT!!! Hagrids house: has the most powerful combustion in the world Hagrid: Casually patting out his beard

[@haroldinho9930]

*fireball

[@codo430]

@@haroldinho9930 The broom he shouted was called the firebolt

[@haroldinho9930]

codo4 yes but the he tried to remove the t

[@codo430]

@@haroldinho9930 Ah, yeah

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Hagrid was in the wrong place during the fight. I lost it when he burned alive

[@valance10]

I love the subtle “shut up seamus” at 7:00

[@the_Kiwi666]

"Unfortunately, I'm delighted to announce..." best line ever

[@deltagameralt7117]

Why are you not active?!

[@JClayton1994]

I am, I just haven't finished anything yet.

[@zuno3]

JClayton 1994 ur cute

[@edgarallanpoestheblackcat6613]

JClayton 1994 you make the best YTPs ever

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@JClayton1994 Make a sequel to this: "Harry likes no one."

[@archangel4597]

Can't wait till the next episode of this epic anime.

[@brendanmoss1]

Bernard Sk it's not anime

[@thedude3065]

then how do you explain this god level animation

[@molin1310]

top 10

[@Grivian]

"Fuck you Potter" "Thank you sir" Damn that is sad

[@TheKeithNClive]

The whole Alastor moody part is gold

[@willywampus3426]

First ever YTP about harry potter in 2017

[@willywampus3426]

Sergio Pepe k sorry if i make you mad

[@rileymario]

+favreu fadel putra ramaditya IMMM TTTRRRIGGGGGEERD

[@willywampus3426]

Riley Flakemore lol :)

[@rileymario]

+favreu fadel putra ramaditya :)

[@SmileytheSmile]

Let us beg that it will not be the last.

[@DespOIcito]

“He’s not even seven yet!” Hilarious

[@chas_and]

The best YTP I've ever seen

[@QUAS4R]

Dude, when will you upload a new YTP"

[@QUAS4R]

+QUAS4R especially harry potter

[@chas_and]

I uploaded a ytp about an hour ago

[@QUAS4R]

+ChasandEd are you gonna make a new HARRY POTTER ytp?

[@chas_and]

Idk maybe

[@JClayton1994]

Favourite part?

[@hylianmoss]

JClayton 1994 everything

[@zamin6060]

Probably the intro!

[@forestshark59]

JClayton 1994 the battle at the end XDDD

[@chas_and]

The quidditch match

[@iquadud4693]

Snapes black eye XD

[@ric9761]

*3:22** OH NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T... 😂😂😂*

[@SidneyJupiter]

“So when the time comes, I must slaughter the boy” “Yes yes” “Oh good, good!”

[@hannah42069]

My name is Harry and nobody likes me. This is litterally my life.

[@pinopalotta]

My name is cowfucker achmed and no one takes me seriously ;(

[@robertdefoe2396]

"Everyone of you was searched tonight and you have the right to know why. Harry Potter has returned to Hogwarts." Yep, sounds about right since every time he shows up either Voldermort, Dementors, his feared Godfather, a giant snake, warewolf, impostor or the Head teacher dying seems to happen.

[@jinxxy_2777]

JClayton 1994, you are a legend.

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

Alternate title: everyone trying to kill Harry for thirteen minutes and when they’re not they’re roasting the 💩 out of him

[@takeshinaka6R1P]

Professor McGonagall: “Potter is a f*****g piece of s**t.” Dumbledore: “I agree.” Me: *laughs hard as f**k*

[@p9malino267]

This is amazing! The plot flows so well, everything is put together nicely and it is so well edited! Can't stop watching this over and over again :) Keep up the good work!

[@thunderness2001]

YOU ARE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE KZbin POOP CREATOR! Your videos are the only ones which make me laugh until I can't breathe XD

[@JClayton1994]

:D

[@Neo2266.]

11:05 Tbh that’s probably what would happen if anyone actually stumbled upon a wizard/challenged snape

[@lamborghinifan13]

I love Crabs laugh in the background :D

[@Adamhayhhgh]

I love how when Ron goes to kiss moody he's sitting in the classroom watching 😂😂

[@GuitarHeroKing500000]

10:47 you know snape has real skills when he can literally deflect bullets lmao

[@CaptainYTP]

Masterful. So much gold but 8:40 onwards and the duel were personal favourites.

[@JClayton1994]

Thanks Chester! :)

[@audacious_Hoax]

First of all, I have not laughed this hard at a poop in a very very VERY long time. Like, genuine mirthful laughter. Thank you. Second of all, you've come a long way! It was more clever editing and sentence mixing, and less "cum inside him" jokes. Good on ya! Third, favorite part? Don't make me pick man.

[@harry_page]

"Alastor, you must be the one to сum inside him" "I can do that" "Don't let him know though" Lmao

[@HuffeNuvven]

I think even the smallest detail matters in a ytp to make it entertaining, and you certainly had those. You did an amazing job on this, and I hope your later poops will be of equal quality! :)

[@naziturtle9650]

HuffeNuvven “later poops”

[@teleman07]

Foreshadowing.

[@ashmoleproductions5407]

How the effing hell did Snape block several crucios!!!??

[@ralphghost]

Ashmole Productions aren't crucios unblockable?

[@PhoenixFlame321]

Either Harry's crucios weren't cast properly or Snape is OP enough to block unforgivables.

[@drakerecon5328]

Snape OP plz nerf

[@allah-a2353]

Snape OP pls nerf

[@lutube7897]

Dumbledore saying “I agree” at the beginning though!😹

[@ariahazelwood3842]

Snape is a flipping savage.

[@raichelias]

One of the best poops i have seen in a long time! Good Job :D

[@bjornjohansson7907]

Sounds wrong out of contest