YTP - Penis Parker gets charged with domestic abuse

And wrestles with his alter ego, Peter Parker.
ytp spiderman peter parker

[@upyoursdotcom]

"And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. That taste... BREAD AND BUTTER."

[@Howlingburd19]

Killed me the first time I heard that line xD

[@siyacer]

Red butter

[@spankkkybeast3989]

Came back just for that scene

[@silverrain99205]

Nunovia Gottdamnedbizzness that’s awful lol

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@silverrain99205 not as awful as your awful childhood...

[@Profile__1]

I don't know why, but the fact that the video jumps between all 3 films out of chronological order makes it all the funnier.

[@ammagon4519]

This is the canon story line

[@xvaderxkiller5190]

And it seems to make sense

[@ApolloSniperman]

What are you talking about? This is original director’s cut, but it was too epic to take it all in, so they split it into three movie and changed a few scenes -TheMoreYouKnow

[@markreyes7454]

Right? I wasn't actually expecting for that to happen, lololol.

[@Marvellite]

I can't believe Penis Parker is movie canon now.

[@taliakellegg5978]

Dixon Cider I know right right right

[@F0XHunter]

Nerd Toy Reviews wot?

[@themarvelanddcfan9015]

BlackStar 458 Watch Spider-Man Homecoming

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

The Marvel And DC Fan what about it.

[@jerrygodeep4787]

KZbin dosen't let me change my name. There are penis Parker references in there

[@sheepastley]

"I'm Peter Parker" "Yes, I can see that" "I'm a photographer" "Yes, I can see that" "I'm Spider-Man" "Go away"

[@juble4412]

A-HA HE GOT THEM *dirt in his eye*

[@thegamingbeast7482]

This kid didn’t even spell his name right

[@paladinmaguireofbos3347]

@Bacon it's penis parker, not peter parker.

[@random_khayyam_fan]

totally an oblivion npc

[@marvelclips4699]

@@paladinmaguireofbos3347 its peter parker

[@lieutenantprick2770]

That creep is my creepy father, alright, if I'm lucky I'll be half as creepy as he is LMAO

[@numankulec2785]

Lieutenant Prick i searched for that comment lmao 😂

[@ohfr9426]

Capital Films Look

[@cuntcrusher9546]

I thought he said if im lucky ill become herpes and crepes

[@ellabreannamusic6239]

Lieutenant Prick lol😂

[@S.Ashina]

oh boy yeah

[@purpleshirtfish]

In Homecoming there was a party scene where they call Spider-Man Penis Parker. Coincidence? This all leads up to my final conclusion: *Harry's still got the moves*

[@southpaw117]

You got my name wrong! It's Pizza Parker.

[@kowsikreigns3216]

And the penis as well

[@hereswolfy6918]

@britishsteamgam3r YT psycho mantis?

[@hereswolfy6918]

@britishsteamgam3r YT *nanomachines, son!*

[@daedalus6433]

@britishsteamgam3r YT WHAT... WHERE'S YOUR DATA? WHERE IS IT SAVED?

[@ThecrazyJH96]

Doc “I’ll eat your pizza” Peter: “NOOOO”

[@afuturehobo]

Penis*

[@heckle875]

Blasterball Blasty yea thats what it sad

[@W0WthatsjustSad]

My favorite part

[@ianbtw6668]

i thought he said "ill leak your pictures"

[@christopherarcher5271]

Joseph Harding when your pizza is actually yours

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Osborne: "You killed my father" Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@shannkyddvillonancheta4953]

Found you again

[@VengeanceII]

Why did this make laugh so hard lol

[@shannkyddvillonancheta4953]

@@VengeanceII hahaha yeah bro

[@smaragdchaos]

Wow you again, dang

[@shannkyddvillonancheta4953]

@@smaragdchaos wait who are you i don't remember you what channel did we meet

[@77ELCREADOR]

I'm Penis Parker *Stares at his pants* "Yes, I can see that" XD...

[@ultimatepaine6401]

I’m just your friendly neighborhood, well you know.

[@s.m4125]

You can also his penis through his spidey suit

[@Howlingburd19]

“I’m a photographer.”

[@ImThePerson0]

He’s gonna park that penis up that ass

[@ethanhill851]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@wwe52891]

"If im lucky enough I'll become half the creep my father is" That one had me dying.

[@deb-1558]

Always kills me 😅

[@theorangemaster6807]

Im 99th to like your comment

[@amanbilgi2796]

*Sacrifice*

[@guineapig6582]

Everyone heard that creep 😂

[@young_tmateo76]

Me too lol 🤣

[@venomfoxgames]

"That *CREEP* is my *CREEPY* father!" 😂

[@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta]

"If I'm lucky i'll become half as *Creepy* as he is.."

[@supernana7263]

You still got the moves...

[@thenpc5527]

Haha

[@Empr.Palpatine]

😂😂that part killed me

[@joellekaraja2299]

That *CREEP* is my *CREEPY* father is my *CREEPER AW MAN*

[@xenulus5282]

7:46 I was not expecting that omelet to smack him in the face, throw him across the table, and then explode in the fire, LOL. *BRA-VO!*

[@Jejking]

Idk why I never spotted it earlier but holy shit cannonballs that was well-executed 😂😂😂 Crying my eyeballs out here, amazing.

[@glenwicks4976]

@PiK *Splat* MMMMMMMMM

[@Rex-xj4dj]

It was the best part

[@Tempusverum]

@@glenwicks4976 🍳 🥚 of doom

[@bartolo2054]

Why did i look into the comment section

[@misterkaos.357]

"I'll peel the flesh off her bones!" "Whatever" "I'll blow up the city." "Whatever" "I'll eat your pizza!" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@faisfaiz4353]

@Spider-Man: now i really dont feel so good

[@Xehanort10]

Pizza time is serious business.

[@jasonvoorhes1681]

Meister Kaos I mean pizza is bae

[@Ana81Castro]

Common sense

[@depressedkermit3752]

Pizza time

[@Cactusdanny]

*"I'm spiderman"* *"Go Away"*

[@barricade2oo410]

Daniel Hernandez NO WAY I WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO!!!

[@hypernova4569]

Barricade 2oo4 still got the moves

[@aestheticaltwat]

Barricade 2oo4 still got the moves.

[@friendlytexangamer9582]

@@barricade2oo410 still got the moves

[@novavio9592]

@@barricade2oo410 still got the moves

[@kavakahn9387]

-I'll peel the flesh off her bones -whatever -I'll blow up the city -whatever -I'll eat your pizza -NOOOOOOOOO

[@prospect6821]

I thought he said I'll leak your pictures. Idk why 😂😂

[@InternetMouse]

Now that's an avengers level threat.

[@wrongtime9097]

Spider-Man is a Ninja Turtle confirmed

[@Sarah_Kinz]

@@InternetMouse he's going to put some dirt in his eye for eating his pizza

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

@@prospect6821 nah that would be for ProJared

[@jamesrichards2720]

1:57 this "still got the moves" segment is the funniest I have ever seen.

[@flappyblock]

I liked how he throws Harry.

[@Noopteen]

Throws a grenade at harry "still got the moves!"

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

2:05 had me dead

[@Ryanam709]

Legend has it that Harry’s still got the moves

[@valentinvlog7152]

Boy

[@145plays]

Oh boi yeahh 🤣🤣

[@daedalus6433]

@ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ғʟᴀsʜ Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED! Also, get the hell out of here, Denton.

[@alphyy3107]

But he's dead.

[@mannyoommen2768]

yea

[@DiddyBallz17]

Harry: *Gets stabbed through chest in Spider-Man 3* Peter: Still got the moves!

[@fukutsu2703]

Smirnoff The Russian *Penis

[@callmecharlie37]

Hello there

[@beida2294]

*Hello There*

[@kekdonalds8127]

Hello there

[@thephantom8403]

I see you everywhere I go.

[@isaaccooper862]

7:47 The omelette hit Peter with so much force he flew over the table, my sides hurt 😂😂😂

[@farizrasheed1650]

That was the best part of the whole video lol :D

[@Tempusverum]

Harry: “Hey, check this out” Spiderman: Obliterated by the super-omelette 🍳 of 💀

[@omarfigueroa1691]

Peter's muffled sounding scream made it 10 times more epic 💀💀

[@christianbarbosa1746]

Harry and MJ team up to defeat Peter

[@jjuicy_wee_wee3800]

@@christianbarbosa1746 but all MJ did was give harry time to heal.

[@littlechick5517]

"I liked seeing you tonight, Peter." "Oh boy yeah." "Oh boy yeah, what?" "Oh boy yeah." "Oh boy yeah, what?" "Oh boy yeah." "I'm seeing somebody now." "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[@Sarah_Kinz]

Kiss me. Oh boy YEAH

[@Tempusverum]

“I’m seeing someone now”

[@anonymousbullet7407]

Don't watch that scene when you're high. I died 😂😂

[@LittleHomieLightningtech]

lel

[@eltoxic4205]

L.o.L

[@HamanKarn567]

Those are difficult choices. I would choose pizza time though.

[@happyexpress]

HamanKarn567You never know when you might need a car

[@HamanKarn567]

happyexpress True but walking is good for my health.

[@gamingvampire1604]

I would choose pizza time too

[@StarJedi951]

HamanKarn567 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 pizza time! ;) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[@TofuSG98]

Star Jedi 951 I'll eat your pizza

[@wgdetective7034]

That creep is my creepy father alright? If I'm lucky I'll become half as creepy as he is!

[@retardo545]

Didn't get as many likes as the other guy did you 😏

[@retardo545]

@@Bugz you are right there bro

[@atk534]

😂😂

[@Basea15]

So kepp your mouth shut about things you dont understand

[@retardo545]

@Tom nah likes don't matter to me I'm not in it for clout

[@npsalonen]

-Oh boy yeah -Oh boy yeah what? -Oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyy yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh -Oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyy yyyyeeeeaaaahhh wwwwhhhhaaaatttt???? -Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh bbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh -I’m seeing someone

[@TheManeymon]

NOOOOOO!

[@theKaibaMan0201116]

UUUUOOUAGAJWBEBXIZBSVECEHS

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

Lol

[@demonkingofvalor8162]

GROOOAAAHHHAHHHAAAA

[@bluereptileproductions]

@@TheManeymon lul

[@TheOfficialDjProduct]

"hit my head" "Yeah, guess I had something to do with that." lol

[@ojroche5217]

I'm gonna kick you little assss...

[@txmptxtions8769]

Bert oooo

[@mrmcecheese1456]

My uncle Ben would be proud

[@Nothing12452]

@@mrmcecheese1456 Ben Parker ! .. brilliant, but lazy .

[@Ender_Rock]

All memes aside, the SM trilogy was actually really entertaining.

[@GoldenMushroom64]

Ender Rock facts

[@johnvincent1823]

More than just entertaining it was great. Perfect balance of funny and dark. Yeah the ending was kinda rushed but the first 2 movies were godly.

[@ApolloSniperman]

I agree, and this not just nostalgia talking

[@GamerDisturbed]

When something in life is so memeable you start realizing how good it actually is... No joke. Godlike material bro.

[@Howlingburd19]

The first two are masterpieces, but the third one is kinda weak in comparison to its predecessors. However... it’s a goldmine for memes

[@Notsonorm]

I love how penis Parker is real in homecoming

[@ultrixsoma2736]

Homecumming*

[@bluetaco4914]

Notsonorm Penis Parker lol.

[@nahbruh4513]

ultrix soma that is what I do to my girlfriend

[@danthewaterman_]

Kenny McCormick Yeah, you wish.

[@ocvpeaches]

I SAY PENIS YOU SAY PARKER

[@TriggerBearswag]

MJ: “Kiss me.” Peter: “No thanks.” MJ: “Kiss me.” Peter: “No.” MJ: *tries to kiss him* Peter: “AAAAAAAA” *throws MJ on the ground*

[@daedalus6433]

@ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ғʟᴀsʜ Get the hell out of here, Denton.

[@lilvantasfan834]

*_AAAAAAAAA_*

[@luisangel444]

I see you watched the video too

[@daedalus6433]

Damn, i guess Denton DID get the hell out of here.

[@titus7859]

Wehre does he throw michael jordan

[@young_tmateo76]

"That creep is my creepy father, one day I'll become half as creepy as him." I feel you.

[@xHeadxShotxx]

"Im penis parker" *Looks down* "Yes i can see that" Died laughing! thanks

[@CharlieND]

I died at that part.

[@NastyCupid]

RIP

[@LasherAF]

When she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me That taste... *Bread and Butter*

[@Basea15]

Im gona kick your lil ass

[@idklmao7520]

Heh

[@JoeMama-cq6yn]

Hahaha

[@hh-yq5ip]

Was expecting him to say pizza

[@prim34ev]

h h Same LOL

[@nightlordnorris4446]

2:49 *OHH BOY, YEAH* i'm seeing someone *NOO*

[@luisperezv.6868]

Brandon Norris LoOol

[@ToreetoProdz]

Brandon Norris 3:06 Oooooooohhhhhh bbbooooooooiiiiiiii yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh 🤤😩💦

[@whiskyGerman]

JAJAJJA

[@matty.c777]

2:22-I like how he says “I’m gonna kick your little as” when he’s on a hospital bed 😂😂

[@gigachad2434]

Its like Harry remenber what appen and Want his revenge by kicking his little ass but the editing was perfect 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vesha6274]

Saying it whilst smiling

[@Chimichinking]

“Heh, wow 😅”

[@kwloy]

Flash Thompson watched these before homecoming.

[@Jerbius]

kwloy ikr

[@lukef6969]

kwloy so true

[@mixxur]

I forget, what do I say when he says "penis"?

[@Kibblekicks]

Mixed Serpent Parker

[@nostalgia2431]

Mixed Serpent PARRKKKEERRR

[@user-rf5px3gh3p]

7:47 is the best fucking part I almost choked from laughter

[@LazyStar]

John holy fuck almost died at that part

[@stefannotchev7209]

John same lmao

[@isaiahcatano6667]

~Flips omlette and lands on Penis Parker's face and flys through window~ LMAO lol

[@Arthur-ex4yj]

John yea it was pretty funny 😂

[@yourboijoey5650]

Lol

[@sportifymedia]

I'm watching this at night, I tried my best to not wake the house up

[@hragayntabli1831]

Lol same XDDD

[@thelivingmeme1233]

Same it's 6:00 for me.

[@hookoffthejab1]

Edimator same right now

[@jarlboof]

Edimator same

[@conradfeatherston1849]

Edimator omfg that's me right now!

[@Zikeal-d4l]

5:50 That situation was so awkward that it's actually realistic 😂

[@YungMedin]

That jump scare tho 😔😳

[@jinx1987]

@@YungMedin thanks for the heads up

[@YungMedin]

@@jinx1987 6:16

[@IDHLEB]

@@jinx1987 whoa, heads up!

[@reyesaxe8523]

Still got the moves!!!!

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

Oh heads up! (throws bomb)

[@SoDead89]

still got the movies!

[@1MozaikKeyz1]

Oh heads up (throws pizza) still got the moves

[@Burnbaby1]

Oh heads up! *Throws bread and butter*

[@malavard115]

Still got the moves

[@_PrimetimePranks]

I sacrificed fruitcake.

[@megatronsroyalemissary382]

I sacrificed my son!

[@mar88014]

+Batman he even sacrificed his sacrifice

[@064razor]

+mar88014 And worse of all, the penis that he loved.

[@mar88014]

064razor rip penis parker

[@chrisl.3116]

+Primetime Pranks I sacrificed my sacrifiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@brownbronco6465]

Am i the only one that lost it at omelette to the face with a muffled "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"😂😂😂

[@55pixels36]

No 😂😂😂😂😂

[@undoingruin4203]

What made it funnier was the "Check this out" before it 😂😂😂

[@DestinySpider]

That part was fucking amazing xD

[@icemountaindragon5057]

Me too!

[@FH4Player6397]

Me!

[@caelenselke-minogue]

2:22 Harry: "i'M gOnNa KiCk YoUr LiTtLe AsS." MJ *looks excited*

[@HimboFrankenstein]

"That creep is my creepy father"

[@fatraptor2357]

If I'm lucky I'll be half as creepy as he is

[@LeonardoHernandez-dj9je]

Gamerboy 5454 Harry Osborn

[@stickmanchannel3972]

Whoa heads up

[@LeonardoHernandez-dj9je]

Stickman channel Did you see that

[@LeonardoHernandez-dj9je]

Gamerboy 5454 yeah

[@six2811]

7:47 his scream is actually muffled 😂

[@little_luna9521]

🤣

[@litmodz4826]

lmfao 😂

[@courdell7426]

That's the funniest fucking scene

[@isetmfriendsofire]

I wonder how they even thought of this lmao

[@ghristophermyers666]

Lmao

[@doggy8385]

That cyclops aunt may scared the shit outta me

[@MarkanVaran7]

word lmao

[@KeyBrute]

I died of laughter

[@TerryRippington]

Kefka's laugh tho

[@JH-dr4xo]

That shit was dank

[@nerdygmr5]

me too

[@TheOriginalEwan]

This trilogy is basically just Peter and Harry simping for MJ.

[@VengefulPolititron]

Harry didn't respect the bro-code. alot of movies though... Batman two-face for the girl ninja turtles like the girl pirates of the Caribbean jack will Tarzan vs Clayton for the girl geston vs beast for belle Aladin vs Jafar twilight Luke and Han solo.. at first...

[@UzayrKader]

I feel so bad that the Sam Raimi films are just straight memes now 😂😂😂😂 they were quality for the *most* part

[@ORLY911]

This! It had an enduring charm to it

[@sootmancer9851]

"Oh boy yea"

[@MrFTW733]

Uzayr Kader - I feel bad for Tobey, because he's the meme!

[@randompersonwholikesmemes6938]

What about evil dead?

[@its-andr4006]

*M O S T*

[@vadamsvengeance3219]

"If I'm lucky i'll only be half as creepy as he is" LMAFO!!!

[@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003]

@Horrible Program explaining it emmidiatly ruins it

[@dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003]

@@Max-bm5rs sorry english isnt my first language

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

4:00 this rape tf😂😂😂😂

[@estebangomez7955]

When she kissed me, it's just like she used to kiss me. The taste...bread and butter

[@grimmy2313]

1:10 Freaking genius editing of having J.J. Jameson acting like he's the head of Oscorp and literally firing Norman for not killing Spiderman. XD

[@Mr20Batmanfan]

I laughed at the part when Harry throws the omelette at Penis Parker lol!!!!!

[@mayadwyck1473]

Same here! LOL XD!

[@samsoper3507]

LOL XD!

[@iskion6288]

LOL XD!

[@dukes1993724]

LO.... no one cares

[@donaldmorford2567]

“Bread and butter”

[@QV33N1]

I was so close to not laughing till the omelette fell on his face

[@Mister_Soyuz_on_YT]

7:46 Fuuuuuuu!

[@Shadow77999]

Me too

[@depressedkermit3752]

And im afraid... YOU SUCK! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA! Get it?

[@supermovies4625]

I SACRIFICED...

[@quanhittersupreme6738]

My fruitcake.

[@pandabeast6]

+Link Dolphin I SACRIFICED...

[@themovieknight2871]

+pandabeast6 Just get some food?

[@sebastiangoldstein6598]

MY SON!!!

[@sebastiangoldstein6598]

MY PENIS!!!

[@goldiful9439]

Psychologist: Cyclops aunt May isn't real,she can't hurt you Cyclops aunt May: 6:17

[@noahkeays3447]

That actually scared me

[@IDHLEB]

@Paola Ramirez Sonic.exe laugh

[@solisimperium1203]

@@IDHLEB kefka laugh*

[@yyny0]

Aunt May is the scariest villain of all spiderman movies

[@tokyohanamura]

@@IDHLEB Sonic.exe used it cause it’s a creepy laugh, but it originates for Kefka in FFVI. It was also used for that character in Chrono Trigger (the floating face who hosts the doppelgänger minigame)

[@gamingvampire1604]

Doctor Octopus: I'll peel the flesh off her bones Peter: Whatever Doctor Octopus: I'll blow up the city Peter: Whatever Doctor Octopus: I'll eat your pizza Peter: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Lol. It looks like Peter really cares about his pizza

[@passivegiant2708]

Penis Parkers pizza time is not something that can be messed with

[@Jackboy019]

GamingVampire NOT THE PIZZA!!!

[@aaronhutchison5850]

"Strong focus on what I want" *jumps off building* "What do I want?"

[@Howlingburd19]

“Pizza Time. Mary Jane Watson. Some money to buy a car...”

[@tofugamer2082]

@@Howlingburd19 I don't really know.

[@alliumcepa936]

@@tofugamer2082 *falls down and slams head on the cars*

[@fadi_playz4373]

7:46 he fliped the omlete on his face 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

[@jayjansen9086]

Lmao... omelette time

[@TheEmpressNyx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOST MY SHIT AT THAT PART 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and then he flew back and exploded lmaaaooo

[@duckturkeygoose3723]

Harry used omelette! Penis parker fainted

[@FH4Player6397]

Holly shit I died of laughter! XD

[@kroneproductions129]

😂😂😂💀💀💀!!!!!

[@kylevidetto1115]

3:30 Mr. J.J. Jameson's assistant: "Black...Ass... Spiderman" I died of laughter 😁 😆🤣🤣🤣

[@Paulog2003]

It's awesome how in Spider Man Homecoming the name Penis Parker is kind of a joke between everybody in Pete's class. Did Sony watch your videos or something?

[@darrentafoya9197]

P1N3 _Apple lol yeah😂

[@GabrielSantos-rg5rl]

7:46 that's the deadliest attack i ever see 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marlenebellic449]

Byeee 💀💀💀🤣

[@Verxzye]

that was so unexpected

[@jfydjaja7077]

That shit was so nicely edited 💀💀💀

[@joeortiz5177]

Lmaoo I'm dead haha 😂😂😂

[@ricardobernardofardo7397]

😂💀

[@scarynonsense7869]

7:46 lol I’m crying of laughter 😂🤣😂

[@vamp1re200]

Same😂😂

[@degenera7039]

Omg same!

[@x-itzzay-x6716]

Check this out🤣🤣🤣

[@Nosleep5937]

sTiLl GoT tHe MoVeS

[@jamesiswild1805]

IM ABOUT TO DIE😂😂😂😂😂

[@_johnwayne_]

"That creep is my creepy father, alright? If I'm lucky I'll become half as creepy as he is." I'm done🤣

[@archiecollins453]

This deserves an oscar

[@Lost_idiot223]

arc 453 f*ck that!! give this a Nobel Prize

[@steezburger609]

Nobel prize Otto, Nobel prize

[@Twocoolman115]

Gifford Metz and we’ll all be rich.

[@ben7196]

1:27 “Gimme a violin”+(*JJ’s laugh*) Bro I’m Dead🤣🤣🤣

[@supermariokid6428]

Thank You Bye Bye

[@ben7196]

SuperMarioKid 64 😂

[@madgepereira2891]

Give me a violin 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Lauradelatorre9138]

YA KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?!?! I SACRIFICED!! MY FRUITCAKE I SACRIFICED!! MY SON I SACRIFICED!! MY PENIS I SACRIFICED!! MY NORMAN EXE has stopped working 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jordanhorr]

I SACRIFICED MY SACRIFICE!!

[@portatil8676]

"I'll blow up the city." "Whatever."

[@Howlingburd19]

“I’ll eat your pizza.”

[@leonardohernandez5018]

AAAAHHHHHH!

[@raybrunken9707]

It’s funny because he cares more about a pizza that like millions of people

[@アクセル-d4v]

@@raybrunken9707 I missed the part where that's my probleme

[@mrmcecheese1456]

1:49 “if I’m lucky I’ll become half as creepy as he is” 🤣😂😂🤣 I’m gone XD

[@xGalaxyGameingx]

*O H B O Y Y E A*

[@matadeverdoemden]

O H B O Y Y E A H W H A T

[@NateDawgg420]

O H B O Y Y E A

[@Tempusverum]

Nathaniel Schomer “I gotta see someone”

[@4_free73]

“I SACRIFICED MY SACRIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”

[@pbrn2533]

**throws literal grenade at his face* STILL GOT THE MOVES.

[@ashjar2703]

I like how Harry and Peter seem to be fighting as like a secret partner nighttime activity and he offers to get some food

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Harry was actually just a hallucination of Peter's, brought about by the stress of his job at the NTSB and his dissatisfaction with his perceived emasculation living in a relatively safe modern metropolitan community.

[@ashjar2703]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy and then they start a club. A special certain secret club. The kind with a special rule I can't talk about.

[@morbiid7733]

7:46 Im gonna cry.

[@NightmareXS5]

😂😂😂

[@Imperialstorm03]

Morbiid I cried laughing omfg

[@jevetts]

Same man😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

Best part! I just about dribbled in my pants.

[@Ztrength]

Hahahaha the muffled scream

[@jacobharwood2998]

I SACRIFICED MY SACRIFAAAAAA

[@nine_bone_nick]

Me: I'm gonna watch "Peter Parker refuses to eat his vegetables" KZbin: I'm sorry, this content is age restricted Me: Okay, how about Penis Parker? KZbin: sure, why not? Also me: ?!?!?!?!

[@thermonuclearlabcoat3701]

Larry Hegs gave you 69 likes

[@lilsweeeeet]

Lol

[@lamapukas]

Harry Osborne: You killed my father. Peter Parker: Spider-man killed him, I have nothing to do with it! Died

[@theguy4542]

"I'll peel the flesh from her bones" "Whatever..." "I'll blow up the city" "Whatever..." "I'll eat your pizza" "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[@ramgraphite6311]

Haha best part ngl

[@indepth9930]

Bully Maguire:You can hurt MJ, you can blow up the city, but when you mess with my Pizza time, that’s when I get furious!

[@rinhanzo08]

6:36 On a date with himself? Uhhhhh Still got the moves? Lmao

[@hammskie05]

I like to imagine after every sentence he just changes seats

[@rinhanzo08]

@@hammskie05 that's a good one lmao

[@hammskie05]

@@rinhanzo08 ya lol

[@2lazy4username34]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@rinhanzo08]

@@2lazy4username34 "I'm the sheriff around these p a r t s." Lmao

[@Rocket-qg5jw]

-This is an amazing YTP! Me: Yes. I can see that.

[@scott4978]

@@justarandomneedleinthesun.5825 Go Away

[@MrFTW733]

Rocket 205 - Oh booooooyyy yeeaaaaahhh

[@gurnoorwithag]

Spiderman: *exists* Omelette: *no i dont think you will*

[@MyNameIsEthan]

1:41 I SACRIFICED MY SACRIF *IIIIIIIII* Everyone heard that creep. *AaAaAAaAA*

[@shehroz.4117]

That *Creep* is my *Creep-E* Father

[@danzigz]

I heard "my penis" at first-

[@MyNameIsEthan]

saddxst My penis My balls

[@fabioj-]

And this is why Toby Maguire Spider-Man is the best.

[@abovethelaw4417]

Fact

[@johnathanrodriguez445]

Nope

[@abovethelaw4417]

@Michael Fernandez Stfu idiot tom is the worst robin ever and tobey is the best SPIDER-MAN

[@carlothegamer907]

Tobey in these 3 movies is a cringey fuck.

[@carlothegamer907]

Michael Garcia No it's not. Peter is supposed to nerd and not very cool in school. They really nailed those two things down but the dialogue is just so cringey and atrocious.

[@Haylex98]

How many times did Peter parker knock Mary Jane down 😂😂😂

[@user-wl3kk4ci8c]

*penis parker

[@Julie_jul]

A lot

[@overgrownswamp]

@DethClawlock 61080x - Yeah, Peter Parker is the one that sits across the table.

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

Not enough times lmao

[@Allys20.]

4:26 he’s so powerful he knocked her into different clothes 😂

[@robloxunspacecommand1935]

5:09 “I’ll eat your pizza” “NOOOOOOO” 😭😂

[@jacobstarr9010]

Understandable

[@robloxunspacecommand1935]

@@jacobstarr9010 Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship

[@yoitzchris8708]

I heard aaahhhhhhhhhhh

[@Tempusverum]

If there’s no pizza, there can be no pizza time. 🍕

[@1MCElias]

I though he said "I'll leak your pictures." 😂🤣

[@jonnymcmurra1651]

Flash in spider man homecoming must of watched these.

[@weaverwesley1571]

Weapon X-336 Yeah

[@user-wv1jc6pt4j]

-YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SACRIFICE -gonna cry?

[@chungusarmstrong4246]

7:48 bro this part made me laugh so hard when I was younger you have no idea 💀💀💀💀💀

[@GhostOfSparta]

If I'm lucky I'll become half the creep he is 1:47 😂😂

[@justinregenwetter5240]

My new motivation

[@ellabreannamusic6239]

GhostOfSparta lol😂

[@falloutfr3ak]

that's my creepy father!!!

[@lilvantasfan834]

Cree-creep

[@mofo6907]

Pee pee

[@AP-se2zs]

“That taste... bread and butter”!! Hahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Nukity]

Oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyyyy yyyyeeeeaahhhhh...

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

+Hech I'm seeing somebody now.

[@callumcrosby8281]

+Christian Maracle AAAAAAAAGH!!!

[@toxclegend]

i bet theyre still doing that scene again and again to this day

[@ryandrums2112]

oooohhhh bbbbooooyyyyyy yyyyeeeeaahhhhh whhhaat?

[@WillehWark]

Feels Good

[@paulovns20]

7:47 Harry: “I’m about to do what’s called a pro-chef move.”

[@geoffrey111995]

7:46 How to not die of laughter when seeing that? XDXDDD

[@chadwarden132]

That part is hilarious

[@themovieknight2871]

+Chad Warden Whoa heads up!

[@LeonardoHernandez-dj9je]

Guess I had something to do with that.

[@Spartan11117777]

5:20 Bikini Bottom Police Officers: “Calm Down Son, It’s Just A Drawing.”

[@biggerbadderbobby]

Where has this shit been all my life...

[@mannydestine2994]

6:30 LMAO especially when it freezes on Peter smiling after he says spiderman killed MJ lol

[@adrianshephardOP4]

Peter on date with himself 😂

[@LuchoCastle_11]

4:43 - 5:12 that scene is genius.

[@marulk2358]

Yeah

[@bagofcrime1772]

Why?

[@beraattekin8107]

Genius like me

[@divyanshchalgotra2681]

Beloved 🍕

[@VOIL3T_SOUND]

Cannon

[@mrworldwidesucc3774]

"Still Got The Moves"

[@gossipgirl5345]

Nightmare Shadow that killed me

[@KillerWailz]

foreshadowing at its finest

[@Shane_SCW]

1:30 is my favorite part 😂

[@hugarada7156]

My teacher: what are you laughing at Me: nothing My mind: Edit: Thanks for the likes

[@yourmomgae-t6x]

Others beside you: You:Keep laughing😂😂

[@christianbarbosa1746]

🤣

[@takethelol5407]

8:00

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

O H B O I Y E A H

[@hugarada7156]

@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 oh boy yeah, what?

[@gono7209]

So this is where Flash got Peter’s nickname

[@thehh5118]

I lost it at 7:47 😂😂

[@struthbobful]

That part killed me

[@ricardobernardofardo7397]

I thought the glass that fell into the fire was Penis Parker for a sec, i just died at that part.😂

[@Banana-ej5ji]

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