No Species Will Ever Forget The Moment When Humans Finally Lost Their Patience | HFY

[@dominiking69]

"3 species simultaneously evolved the ability to faint just to get away" man that nearly made me fall off my chair

[@oblivionhunter7854]

You and me both

[@voiceofafreeamerica9854]

For me, it was the part about the now sentient paperwork forming a support group for bureaucratic entities, or the part where the Insect Ambassador accidentally sent a mating signal to the house plant who started planning marriage.

[@janet6421]

Baby Shark on loop for several days sounds like a war crime.

[@maco8022]

Becaose it is

[@raeishimura]

​@@maco8022 and if it wasn't, it sure would be after that

[@JFDSmit-rm6tw]

It could have been replaced with some hours of nyan cat every few days.

[@Allantitan]

@@JFDSmit-rm6twor Rick roll

[@GrumpyManatee]

Ain't a war crime if it's the first time! Just ask the Canadians 🇨🇦

[@TanyaSapienVintage]

"weapons grade levels of passive-aggressiveness" was my favorite line

[@Wudelfin]

I'm a veteran of 'the Barney song' phrase, 'Baby shark' is just background noise....

[@beccabbea2511]

This is brilliant. Loving the humour. Malicious compliance at its ultimate level. 😂 Well done and thanks.

[@WilliamMerculief-i4k]

I love this author 😅

[@miketaylor-g2e]

i couldn't stop chuckling XD

[@shikitohno8446]

Sputtert my Coffee all over my colleague while Hearing that Story 😆😆

[@ruthlesace]

Glitter, sentient house plants, baby shark do do do do do do, and the macarena sounds like a WONDERFUL malicious compliance strategy.

[@Its_Squirly]

"even the AI are depressed" best line

[@mahshic2660]

Why is it that “enough paperwork to wallpaper the entire universe “ is the one line that terrifies me the most?

[@deathdooddieimmortalbastard]

Yup

[@AsobiMedio]

"The paperwork has gained sentience and is attempting to unionize." By the gods...

[@ferrelallan9575]

I had tears in my eyes at the end. Baby shark, been there. When I was in the military, we had that paper problem too! I loved walking by officers country, you walk hold your salute and they all must salute uou back! You can see their anger.

[@cybercifrado]

@ferrelallan9575 I remember seeing a story on reddit where there was an asinine officer that demanded all those of lesser-rank salute him. Squad got tired of it, and one day they had their chance. Whilst out doing laps, they saw the officer exiting his vehicle. So their group slowed down and spread out just in range of each other to draw out the salute as long as possible. Oh, and this was in over 100F weather with sweltering heat and sun. :D

Oh god the part where a sigh can mean we are ready to go to war or ask for a manager made me lose it. After that I knew this would be a good one. So many good moments. Oh dear me my sides hurt from laughing!

[@Hypercube2017]

14:19 bro went for their *_lives_* with that one. Bureaucratic Warfare? More like a bureaucratic war _crime_ ! Props to his dedication to this legendary level of malicious compliance though.

[@Hypercube2017]

17:25 we’re only at the halfway mark and he’s introducing _cats_ ?! And… I’m on his side, but darn, dude’s bringing out the bureaucratic _nukes_ and there’s still a good way to go.

[@Hypercube2017]

29:21 that part had me literally screaming. XD

[@josephmiller5402]

ACTS OF EXTREME VIOLENCE SUCH AS DECLARATION OF WAR OR ASKING FOR THE MANAGER MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

Karens, Karens never change.

[@josephmiller5402]

Lmao I know I used to work at a gas station when I was younger and the Karen’s I dealt with on night shift were like cracked up super Karen’s

[@sisov]

Asking for the manager extreme violence lol 😂

[@JFDSmit-rm6tw]

Whoever writes these, has a wonderfully weirdly twisted sense of humour. I love it!

[@nathankindle282]

This didnt make a lick of sense, but BY GOD, it was freaking HILARIOUS!

[@PiKangNa]

He made the whole council wait on support call. 😂

[@wurststar9023]

glitter achieving quantum tunneling? Yeah, they definitely do that already...

[@honeybloopers2816]

This is no man. He is a manifestation of all human malice across all of time. 😭

[@markfergerson2145]

At some point, there’s going to be a severe resource crisis when the replicators used to produce all that paper run out of raw feedstock and entire stellar clusters are being disassembled down to their atoms to make more. Also, the Central Archives must already be at risk of collapsing into a black hole…

[@JayOBrien86]

Even the sentient paperwork started reading its own autobiography 😂😂

[@ceasarspartacus]

After the day I've had, I would probably have declared war after the second interruption over hot sauce.

[@ceasarspartacus]

Probably why I'm not a galactic diplomat

[@diarradunlap9337]

An interstellar war? Over hot sauce? YEP. Sounds legit, to me! *Note to non-Humans: Four rules to follow: 1- Do *NOT* touch our boats/ships/spacecraft, or we WILL drop a LITERAL sun on your world. TWO suns, if your world is a dual-star system. 2: Harm any human, and expect a brutal retribution. IF said human is a child, expect EXTINCTION. 3: Never, EVER, get between humans and their sauces/spices/seasonings. IF that sauce is a hot sauce of ANY kind, then you'll have to contend with not just ordinary humans, but humans of the following varieties: Southeasters American rednecks, Americans of Sub-Saharan African descent, Mesoamericans, Mediterranean Europeans, South Asians and Southeast Asians. IF those groups of humans are arguing, you will INSTANTLY turn their ire from each other to YOU. 4: NEVER interrupt or otherwise tamper with the Internet services. If you do, expect retaliation from human pre-teens, teens, and twenty-somethings. P.S.: We forgot Rule 5: If in doubt, refer to rules 1,2, 3, and 4.

[@jeffwobrak5205]

I knew Kudzu had to be involved when" grew through 3 decks" was mentioned

[@justinheck4271]

Before even reading the description this story felt like something out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Seeing Douglas Adams name in the description tells me this story did in fact come from one cool frood.

[@rosetheauracle]

Humans consume spices for pleasure. IDK if it's the statement or the reaction to the statement is funnier. 😂😂😂 There is so much to reference here. I'm am cracking up laughing! I am truly entertained.

[@panchora99]

17:42 sweet lord almighty. How does one even begin to imagine that scenario and then put it into words?

[@narrowmarinenocommentary6633]

“Requesting to see the manager” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulpickett4522]

xD "Panic puddle". ...Oh, that doesn't even do this work of art justice. I'm only 3:34 into it and I'm just loving it =)

[@paulpickett4522]

11:38 ...I had NO idea what was to come. ...I have lived 3 lifetimes of content since my last comment...

[@wandapease-gi8yo]

The author of this and other related videos is, or possibly are incredibly warped and amusing!

[@LizzieLeish]

I love the humour in your stories. They are bringing a smile and a proper laugh to my life, the hold my beer story had me in stiches. thank you

[@teamidris]

LOL, great story in an excellent genre. I enjoyed this as much as “whom the princesses would destroy” and it is indeed wonderfully Douglass Adam’s :D

[@stephan-tm7mb]

Humans were technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[@4n3c]

I hereby promote you to grade 37

[@stephan-tm7mb]

@@4n3c I see this promotion has the correct paperwork in trifold, however you are missing two stamps on section twelve subsection C.

[@rosetheauracle]

No species would be that petty....McGilykuddy, " Hey blip-blop I need to do some monumental petty s**t, what do you know about malicious compliance?"

[@jeffreysmall2397]

Never under estimate a species who runs off caffine and spite!

[@ryansheffield5930]

Honestly this entire thing sounded almost like it came out of the same universe as hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and I love it😂.

[@baraktownsley2569]

That was my first thought. It’s very Douglas Adams. The only thing that would make this better is to have Stephen Fry narrate it.

[@Numbah12AD]

pfft, I wish they would use this on earth for against ourselves... love the houseplants part...

It has a spark of Pratchet's work. Good story.

[@dnitchke]

I love malicious compliance stories!!!1

[@stevemiller8032]

The glitter achieved sentience. I rolled out of my chair.

[@ghostofwolfmoonmani3877]

Sitting on a bag of angry squirrels? I'm taking this.

[@dougtriplett]

This is the funniezt of these Ive listened to. great writing and jokws.

[@alexfrankenfield1529]

Malicious compliance in Spaaaace

[@Kreatores]

Terry Pratchet would shed an enlightened tear after reading this

[@chrisb9279]

so feels like Douglas Adams in a bath.

[@tomshepard5308]

Fabulous. Totally channeling Douglas Adams.

[@bradhoward9701]

something somewhere between adams and pratchett for sure!

@@bradhoward9701 You nailed it, it is a perfect blend of the two.

[@korpellious7622]

Of all these types of stories I've listened to. This is absolutely the best. Every new ridiculous situation made me smile or laugh out loud.

[@stevenbowman8999]

Awesome! I loved the humor and uniqueness of this story!

[@Xingmey]

the baby shark incident lol

[@GentlemanKane]

Imma get started on the paperwork for this brilliant halarious video, all 47.8 quintillion forms..... in triplicate ofcourse, just to be safe

[@paulstevens7311]

This is sooo good someone should turn this into a tv series

[@whycantwealljustgetalong1050]

This was, and I cannot stress it enough. The first piece of media to make me laugh in at least a year. Probably the best space story comedy ever.Good job guys

[@BastetMusic]

This is a whole new realm of human pettiness

[@col.mustard1233]

I haven't laughed like this since Robbin Williams!

[@roughneckmp]

Hey, let’s give a quick shoutout to Blip Bloop!!!!! I make a motion to make Blip Bloop an honorary human, may I get a second?

[@jja-yb2bm]

I second

[@Charlie94781]

I Third… Blip Bloop was doing his best to make sure that the human was kept on a leash

[@TheIrishWanderer2166]

'The paperwork has gained sentience' Me: *sigh* I'll get the flamethrower.

[@1990loulou]

This is the pinnacle of petty and I am so damn proud to be of the same specie 😢😂😂😂

[@plexisgaming]

Absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work.

[@MatrixDownload5150]

Glitter is more persistent than anything ever created. I found some cleaning that’s been there for almost nine years! It’s green and was from an art project! It has been considered traumatic every time I clean for this reason! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sonnabend00]

I disagree, sir. My recommendation is a tactical deployment of glitter imbued confetti.

@@Sonnabend00 YOU MONSTER! lol

Oh my daughter got some glitter like stuff in a onesie she got 3 years ago, I still find it in the washing machine and on the onesie every time I wash it. HOW!?

[@drachonisarchen3118]

17:41 Bro gave a space mantis TOURETTE'S😂😂

[@Lippdinos]

I loved that story!! it was HILLARIOUS! Who wrote this? please tell me it's not an AI corruption of literature or I will be the one filing for malicious compliance! somehow, having lived in Brazil and having survived the cold War, studying Stasi bureaucratic techniques, makes this just that much more funny!

[@honeybloopers2816]

“In triplicate” is this man’s historic quote 💀

[@C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps]

Man using their own rules against them

[@Byvenic]

The paperwork gaining sentience and demanding better working conditions is hilarious.

[@alexanderlucard4810]

This feels like a short story from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy setting.

[@ebisuezo]

Militant Politeness.

[@HO-os8ry]

Break out the 24/7 cats doing funny stuff vids

[@hotwire23bwired59]

The safety meeting after this probably starts with "malicious compliance might not be a crime but come on guys this is a bit much"

[@SmokePoppa]

I wasn't amused at first, but by the time this story was up... I was laughing that jolly old fat man laugh.

[@abyssalreclass]

The power of paperwork compels you!

[@4n3c]

I don't remember the last time I laughed this much...

[@silverdragon1460]

KUDZU??? The mad lad!!

[@roberthuron9160]

Keith Laumer had his hero,Retif,of the CDT,do what could pass,as your writer's predessor! He would stop a war,or invasion,by using MEDDLE,or MUDDLE,to mix up destinations,and the troops,would go in a different location! Anyway,another example of Malicious Compliance! If you come across Mr. Laumer's novels,they are well worth reading,and good for inspiration! Thank you 😇 😊!

[@Azraekan]

Chaos... wonderful brilliant chaos...

[@mypizza4715]

These theme of videos are way more enjoyable to listen to the over saturated earth underdog war stories. This was comedic brilliance

[@philos34002]

Congratulations on reaching Douglas Adams levels of hilarity. I pray for one small gleam of intelligence in the film production realms that will get this made as a series

[@eleklovatka7666]

Okay, this one was actually pretty good. Made me chuckle. 👍

[@601salsa]

I love this channel, the stories are hilarious, the voice used is perfect.

[@andonbailey9656]

I don't know what a caffeine based economy looks like, but I kinda want to see it.

[@nairbvel]

This was a fun story -- it would have been a whole lot nicer without the totally screwed-up captions...

[@WandaHadley]

What happened to Mr Whiskers?

[@risingwind8943]

"The gentle sonic torture of smooth jazz played through a kazoo." What a line.

[@hollyferay8131]

What an evilly gleefully masterstroke!❤

[@josephmiller5402]

Idk if anyone else noticed this but BABY SHARK LOL aside from already loving the videos this channel makes because let’s be honest who doesn’t like hearing a super fascinating story about tales of things we wish we could do

[@josephmiller5402]

Me especially being disabled know I’m damaged and can’t do stuff most people my age still can these stories help me forget about that even if it’s just for a little bit and that is something no treatment or medication has ever been able to do

[@sdragut]

stupid and ridiculous but funny enough to keep you listening. Good episode.

[@katiebird53]

OMG waiting on hold I can't stop laughing this is so great

[@BrianCarter-nl5nr]

Don't forget Squeaky Chicken dog toy.

[@Wordsmiths]

SQUEAKY CHICKEN DOG TOYS ftw! ;-)

[@sindeon]

Laughed so hard had tears. Thx for the awesome story

[@toxxaniusornica824]

Added this to the favorite list

[@arc-Droper]

This is absolutely beautiful

[@sentry105]

how to make the council loose there mind:

[@SoulsGuns]

CANT Stop fucking laughing 💀☠️

[@MrAnonymoose01]

This sounds like something that would be from the hitchhikers guide universe

[@deborahbissette1376]

This has to be 100 percent human written

[@chrishagen4903]

This sounds like a Douglas Adams fan.

[@TheJohnny50000]

This is how we should deal with hostile policies and politicians on earth. This video had me laughing so hard. May God bless all of you at Sci Realms. ( watch the aliens freak out about that as well. )

[@cindycampbell3761]

This is AWESOME crackfic! 😂

[@Alice-ng2po]

I absolutely loved this story! It was gut bustingly funny

[@aurorialgaming1935]

Are we gonna ignore that one of them married a plant?

[@NorbertPueschel]

Pure genius! 😂

[@deborahkindler4452]

Im hooked.

[@nukeboss1835]

the most funniest thing i've listened to all day

[@Wahots79]

That had to have been the funniest thing I've listened to in a VERY long time. Sadly, I ended up with carpal tunnel syndrome as I had to right reports (in triplicate of course) to describe what made me laugh...each time I laughed.

[@gregjones2217]

How wonderfully bureaucratic.