Noah Grossman is the King of Roasts

[@appleedith3188]

“He’s roasting himself from the inside out” about his DAD?!? 10/10 ice cold 😂

[@ninjakoule9878]

Unlike his dad's insides, apparentely...

[@gabrielkinneavy1853]

That line had me howling my head off! 😆😆😆

[@Alnoots]

Unlike his dad

[@solidmoon8266]

@@Alnoots he's just coughing

[@benjirivoh]

he says that as he casually pushes his glasses up lmaoo

[@POLO8072]

Honestly he's the smartest comedian in smosh. He's so sharp with his jokes sometimes. Clean cut kill, next.

[@Triairius]

He's so god damn funny.

[@jesseross2641]

He is my favourite by far!

[@certifiedgyal]

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[@hbmento8102]

He's the only smosh member who consistently has those "over their heads" jokes, you just never know what reaction you'll get from a Noah joke.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

I feel like during the time where Smosh wasn’t owned by Mythical and Noah went part time was when he lost his sparkle a bit, (I feel like a lot of it, and you can actually look up who previously owned smosh, apparently they were a really bad company and they constantly pushed for smosh to be a kids channel) but now he’s got it back. You can see that he’s ecstatic that Smosh is maturing as a company and making their content less PG, because it fits his humor more.

[@Olibaby12]

Noah Roastman

[@vivaleroca7511]

Dang beat me to it

[@harryhealey4298]

They all got Groasted

[@dubleCC]

*Noah GRoastman

[@brayzaroo]

The genius of Noah's roasts is that they directly hit your subconscious. The moment he says something your brain knows EXACTLY what he means.

[@grxdy6362]

youre describing what a word is.

[@jilllime3824]

@@grxdy6362 I think they’re referencing moments such as Tommy looking like an umbrella wished to be a real boy or Courtney looking like air bud and Pam Anderson combined… it shouldn’t make sense but it somehow instantly feels accurate.

[@chaeyoungswifey4153]

​@jilllime3824 what does the Tommy joke mean 😭😭

[@yodaparseghian3213]

Noah is one of a kind. The episode where they read Courtney's middle school diarys and she talks about her boyfriend Johnny. Courtney said not to lift up the cover because she spilled yogurt on it. Then Noah immediately says "You sure that's not Johnny on the cover?" Shayne lets out the biggest laugh.

[@PhysicallyAwake]

I feel like other then himself, Noah makes Shayne laugh the hardest

[@cstristan]

No. Shit.

[@yodaparseghian3213]

@@cstristan Whoa, a know-it-all comment on a youtube video, I've never seen one in person before!

[@averymontemayor8420]

Cottage cheese*

[@yuligyrtx]

​@tristan4291 Nobody gave you permission to speak, peon.

[@cassandracarlton400]

“The only thing that I’d change in your apartment is the dumb bitch that lives in it” will always be so funny to me because it’s so out of nowhere, like not even during a part like multiple of the other examples where they were meant to be roasting people. Absolutely savage and adds to the hilarity when it’s so intense for no reason.

[@mursuka80]

Who lived there?

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@mursuka80 shayne, it’s from the video where they basically tour his apartment

[@michikomanalang6733]

The supremacy one had me on the floor, but the “if an acoustic guitar was a person” one lives in my head rent-free

[@julesking1303]

i’ve had the Guitar roast in my brain for years and years now, and it’s not going away any time soon

[@KhoiV]

What is the supremacy make up joke mean?

[@stellamuune]

@@KhoiV it’s a play on white supremacy. Saying Damien is that pale that he’s the epitome of white supremacy

[@tooclosetokyle]

@@KhoiV White Supremacy

[@tooclosetokyle]

@@KhoiV White Supremacy

[@paperboatcanfloat3424]

The cheeky grin that Noah gives after delivering a roast is one that can only be explained as “shit, did I go too far this time?”

[@yoink7147]

No words can describe the emotions I felt when I only just realized at 2:14 during the asshole roast, it wasn’t “right behind Tommy.” Noah said “right behind Tommy’s” (possessive). I had to stand up and take a 5 min walk just to feel right again

[@Honcher_John]

Oh holy shit I never caught that, that's even funnier

[@Tarv1]

@@Honcher_John it took Keith an extra second to realize and that just made it so much better

[@mr.radioactive6442]

I don't get it, can someone explain it?

[@jaredargento1511]

@@mr.radioactive6442 Tommy is gay. I’ll leave it at that.

[@krisjenner2638]

THE WAY KEITH'S REACTION IS SO DELAYED IS KILLING ME😭😭

[@kirrahasariddle]

“You look like if an umbrella wished to be a real boy” out of left field and absolutely insane, i love it

[@adore_moony]

I didn't get that one, what did he mean?

[@Yugdriew]

Bump for Blue

[@malcolm2553]

@@adore_moonyI know it’s old but it’s a joke on his body proportions. Look at a traditional umbrella and remember that tommy is self conscious about his wide hips

[@Evar0se]

why is he always right on his observaitional gags

[@angelicalicari8355]

God, he's so quick! I love his layered jokes (biggest asshole at smosh, roasting himself from the inside out)

[@angelicalicari8355]

Found one for your next video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaKvmGx5hseIqrc 19:55

[@Olibaby12]

@@angelicalicari8355 what is the roast there?

[@teejaydee85]

It’s funny how everyone always laughs, but it’s like a slow guarded laugh at first, like “Oh shit Noah just said it, let’s calculate how many people I’m going to offend by laughing at this!” before they fully commit to their laugh! 😂 Only Shayne is immediately ride or die on a Noah joke!

[@theonetruezman1116]

Had to look at the last joke again to see if it was true...yup you're right ✅️

[@kjh1678]

Jesus fucking Christ, that "Supremacy" joke. Noah might honestly be able toe go toe in roast battle with Jeffrey Ross and win.

[@jacoballenfilmz4957]

Noah doesn’t stand a chance 😂

[@kinocorner976]

@@harshalax3123 Tell us on this doll where he hurt you. 🤣

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@harshalax3123 Only thing which is unfunny is your existance. 🙂🙂

[@Xanderj89]

@@jacoballenfilmz4957Ross can’t do a roast without it being denigration, Noah wins hands down just because he doesn’t have to be a loser to make good roasts

[@chamviess]

its the fact that his roasts are always so detailed and are always so accurate LMAOO

[@k_Emptyhead]

I have always loved how Shayne just claps whenever he can't handle Noah's roasts 🤣

[@PLNKYELLOWBLACK]

The part that makes the “I think we all were betting on Keith’s funeral first” worse is the fact he was like JUST diagnosed with cancer lmao

[@TIMMUT17]

Jesus Chris lmao I didn't know that

[@OfficialOpinion]

Makes it worse? That's the joke, though??

[@PLNKYELLOWBLACK]

@@OfficialOpinion yes. That is the joke. But it was literally within days of him announcing it lmao

[@aabblluummee]

That foundation shade joke was outta pocket

[@threadbreaker5851]

It was great

[@TemporalZack]

My favorite still has to be the “You're actually the first bilingual member of the Smosh main cast. For those who don't know, Olivia speaks Mandarin and complete and utter nonsense”

[@moRaaOTAKU]

Right behind Tommy's... ☠️

[@KhoiV]

Tommy feels SEEN 💀

[@godwinbright4243]

I didnt get that one. What did he mean?

[@KhoiV]

@@godwinbright4243 oh honey, sweety 🥺

[@threadbreaker5851]

that meant his dumpy right

[@threadbreaker5851]

@Nilrogram oh 😏

[@ibbolin6028]

I love that in a lot of these clips, he starts out saying a bunch of very nice / sweet things about the person, only to completely fry them with his delivery.

[@SahidBecdach]

“You look like an umbrella that wanted to be a real boy” had me on the floor 💀

[@corasings5580]

I feel like it never gets enough love, it kills me so often omfg

[@zubenhdeZ]

I didn't get the joke can you explain it please

[@alexwigg823]

It’s a Pinocchio joke about body proportions I think

[@GingerBreadSed]

6:23 I love Jeremy throwing his hands up in shock at that incredible roast and going “CAN HE DO THAT?”

[@mr.moviemafia]

Tommy’s nod of respect for Noah at 4:32 is great

[@RianeBane]

He's got a gift for being edgy without falling off

[@Rrojas200]

Bruh the bumps joke he made is so fucking great on so many levels!!

[@leah6820-y9v]

2:24 I love Keith's "Oh no!" when he understands the joke.

[@127sys]

i hope that he gets to continue his darker humor, because he’s definitely who i think is the funniest on smosh. seeing the clips from olivia’s funeral and YIAY: the board game makes me believe they’ll let him return to his darker humor from the defy days.

[@madisonlewe1057]

He is extremely quick with his delivery

[@DaneToTheBone]

It's just mindboggling how he does it. You wouldn't think of Noah being one of the best roasters or comedians when you first look at him. But he is actually the best at roasting in the entire smosh cast. It just comes out of nowhere, like a lightning from the clear sky. 🤣

[@matheusvasiliauskassoares4361]

Roasting Noah is, to me, the single funniest thing smosh has to offer, it's never not fun

[@ZodiusXx]

Watching the penny drop in Keith's head over the asshole joke was AMAZING

[@young__blacksmith]

Lmao “Can he DO THIS!?”

[@Demi_P]

2:20 It’s the realization everyone has about the Tommy joke 💀

[@edulak]

Shayne Laughs so hard every time. Even if it's about him. He really does get a kick out of Noah's jokes.

[@lavenderbakery4184]

“i go real slow when i’m near you” always gets me bc how did he think of that so fast

[@127sys]

one of my favorite things about noah’s jokes is shayne’s reactions lmaoo he always finds noah so funny

[@evelynvslife]

Keith taking a good few seconds to understand the asshole joke 😂

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

Other than his hyper-specific roasts, the thing that makes Noah so awesome is that he keeps everyone having a good time. And he roasts HARD so that's quite a skill.

[@ezdiar]

Not a roast per se, more of a comeback I guess, but my favorite noah burn is during the secret santa/white elephant exchange and all that drama with thor’s hammer and joven was like “wait, but like, is it heavy though?” and noah responds with “not for me, cuz I’m meant to hold it!”

[@RicardoMeansKing]

Is amazing how he does it so calmly when people least expect

[@G-13720]

Every roast he's given to his victims tends to be a gut punch so hard their life suddenly changes

[@christianshark6678]

The great thing about Noah’s roasts is that if anyone else said them they’d make zero sense but since he says it, it clicks immediately

[@mursuka80]

It is great they have let him use his dark comedy again. There was a time he was told to tone it down.

[@jennahinckley8216]

Can’t believe there was no “you look like if the world ended and someone had to become the schoolteacher”

[@jeenako]

What video is that from???

[@jennahinckley8216]

@@jeenako the eat it or yeet it gummy episode

[@Bookishmads5]

Literally my favorite smosh member

[@yoojeebee]

a zionist ?

[@barghest94]

@@yoojeebee Just fully racist, huh? Can you explain to me how this is any different than saying all Asian girls are opium-addicted prostitutes? You are no different than the people who say that lmao, please let that sink in.

[@kathleneclare4751]

There's an old clip of the smosh squad where courtney was trying an Adele filter on (it's in black and white, like in her album i think) and then Noah just straight up said "you look like you ate the tinman's ass" 💀 it made me laugh so hard that after 6-7ish long yrs i still giggle at the thought

[@emmab4587]

The best part is that he looks like he's upset that this is the talent he was given

[@CynicalSerperior]

A lot of Noah’s roasts are strangely specific but really accurate 😂

[@rae_diant]

so much wit in such a spindly man i love him

[@Jjapanda]

You couldn't of ended it with a better one. I was wondering why the marshmallow one was separated and realized that had to be the finisher. Sure finished Damien

[@cici_tlb4009]

Shayne always laughs like a really proud dad when Noah roasts someone

[@alexello1189]

Honestly Noah’s greatest talents are his quick wit and disregard for the vibe’s wellbeing. He could appear on a show like kill Tony and be a riot!

[@STALKER777LK]

It's crazy how its so natural to him Sometimes it scapes and he feels kinda guilty because he didn't want to say it but couldn't miss the opportunity 🤣

[@moniquejohnson469]

Noah just always pushes then right at the line of demonitization surprisingly without getting g them demonetized 😂😂😂it's a talent 👏

[@blythetran8737]

noah wakes up every day and chooses raw emotional violence and I love him for it

[@heyysimone]

"and thats behind tommy's" jeeeesus!!! 😂😂

[@coolgreenbug7551]

I think the Joven Joker roast is my favorite.

[@tibb75]

Damn, they really shit the bed trying to censor that "fuck" at 2:50. Also he looked hot af at his funeral. ...ngl that's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico]

The worst part is that all of the roasts are completely accurate

[@TheMrAel]

This edit is honestly a great work of art

[@thewolf_unknown9640]

This is why noah and ian are my favorite smosh members

[@Alysssaia]

the way the cuffed pants roast makes an appearance again with the latest Reddit stories with Noah

[@philippprowse9492]

That last "How pale is he" towards Damian is just amazing. I had to pause the video when I first heard because I was crying from laughter. Noah understands Comedy and he is Roast-God. Top tier stuff!

[@TIMMUT17]

Noah: "Or counting on you to count to a number past 10" Keith: "I can count... to 10" LMAO 💀

[@suuppeerrrbakanky]

5:11 🤣🤣🤣. That's also Shayne's height!

[@jasminehouze]

Noah is honestly one of the funniest cast members. His jokes are so funny and he is so incredibly witty.

[@masamune2984]

Fun fact: The Corona of the sun can reach temperatures in excess of 17,000,000 Kelvin, which is hotter than the sun’s core, but not as hot as Noah’s burn about Keith’s funeral.

[@Momochi13]

I didn’t know I needed this so thank you 😂 I have so much more respect for Noah now

[@jonathan536]

2:22 I could watch Keith realizing that repeatedly

[@1Vix1]

0:32 Noha woke up and chose to commit arson

[@mutantmaster1]

You can see the camera people at the funeral scene also die laughing

[@azurebalmung4520]

Noah always balances the scales - if he compliments someone, it's only so he can get some momentum before he elbow-drops their dignity

[@RadArgie]

Noah's a genius.

[@michaelka3071]

noah's roast is highschool level but its the one's that stays with you for the rest of your life 😂😂😂 and you occationally think back to that moment on when someone roasts you so bad it traumatized you

[@Feralguineapig27]

The first one will always be my favorite

[@sarazigova8650]

I will never forget this Noahs line never Tommy you look like when an umbrella wish to be an boy 😂😂😂 this is allways going to be legendary

[@lazytitan3717]

im saving this to take notes on future friends if i can get any

[@TheJStale]

Danggg I never noticed how savage Noah could be.

[@gray9818]

Missed opportunity to name this video "Noah Roastman"

[@chrishowell6469]

That last gag is fucking class!

[@BD_Purser]

Noah's funeral is maybe the best video Smosh has ever made.

[@aidansnarski7536]

I need a part 2 ASAP

[@SociableAlarm]

Another socially savage aquarius. Good.

[@Strawnimations]

this dude lives inside the show the amazing world of gumball

[@darrylm5100]

The mandarin and complete and utter nonsense joke gets me everytime

[@DParkerNunya]

"IS THIS ALLOWED?!"

[@vicked]

Last damien roast is my fav and i know its your fav as well cus you put it last

[@chitoryu12]

Noah will just cleave the entire air with how cutting his roast is and then apologize.

[@koseorhun]

He is like one of those master swordsman cutting into a bunch of plebs but with roasts. Some of them even have the same delayed fall.

[@SuperBrazilianMcGee]

Now We Need Noah To Roast Packgod.The Roast Battle Of The Century

[@LiamGers-cx1kn]

And i thought Kimmy roasting everyone at her funeral was savage.

[@TheWarden04]

Honestly Noah has become one of my favorites

[@Mack10011]

another banger another banger by noah roastman from put it in my mouth

[@christianhodgson5201]

2:14 was wiiiiiiild

[@musicbyastral]

going into this video i said aloud "show me proof then" you have proved your point lmfao

[@larknewt]

More like Noah Roastman, am i right? 🦗🦗🦗

[@EaZyGoiN12]

Are you right?

[@realdonutking123]

“And that’s right behind Tommy’s” OH MY GOD I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

[@Fuzunga]

I will never forget "You sure that's not Johnny on the cover?"

[@zoedelaney171]

The joke about Keith 😂so dark but hilarious at the same time