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[@thatgoshdarnblep2726]

It's wild that they don't know what a Bakugan is. 💀

[@krinrik3501]

Fr I felt old knowing what one is now I feel young for knowing what is

[@ExInfamous]

Well they aren’t from America and bakugan were popular like 15 years ago when phones and the internet weren’t nearly as prevalent. Put a little bit of thought into it next time and you might come at a conclusion that isn’t based entirely off of ignorance?

[@ghookspambot]

@@ExInfamous Tune in next week for more thrilling adventures with Autism-man.

[@Reflox1]

I'm around their age and only knew of Bakugan because my way younger cousin had them.

[@AndGoatz04]

I was about to say something about how they're older than me then i remembered they're not US

[@Haz4ler]

The entire Gen-Alpha section with all those "skibbidi" "sigma" and all that did so much mental damage

[@harryh4h720]

That gave me some sort of mental condition

[@scottball2796]

Yep they are all beyond the spectrum. Super'tism

[@zebra1327]

Let's be real, every generation has cringy slang that seems like absolute brainrot to older generations

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@scottball2796 they would call it "Giga'Tism"

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@zebra1327 treu enough, but there is also a limit to how much of it should exist at one time, and Gen Z has become pretty much illegally retarded because of the lack of a limit.

[@BigBoaby]

Why is there no translation for the Scottish people? Cant understand what they are saying

[@NathanJones-db6zp]

Cause they sound too much like wankas.

[@DuckyRubber]

Neither do the scottish

[@WaitingToBeAGhost]

Da be sounden lae a you prolem, mate 💙🤍

[@DaimyoD0]

@@WaitingToBeAGhost 22:49 "too much friction..." can you honestly tell me what he says after that? 😂

[@WaitingToBeAGhost]

​​@@DaimyoD0 Too much friction I should say like legit ahhh 😹

[@A.Filthy.Casual]

7:40 goddamn i thought the brain rot was just a meme

[@kashem425]

0:17 don’t know Bakugan? Became popular 2004-

[@talizorahnarrayya5916]

Bakugan was the shit. I still remember the DS game they made, it was fun.

[@primalryquaza]

​@talizorahnarrayya5916 Bakugan: Battle Brawlers and Defenders of the Core were awsome as a kid. Pretty sure I still have both cartridges

[@GeeseH]

Not that popular obv.

[@EpicRandomness555]

I had a giant red McDonalds toy version. It was so much bigger than the real ones, I loved it

[@talizorahnarrayya5916]

@@primalryquaza I think the one I remember playing is Battle Brawlers, the other one doesn't seem "janky" enough for my memories.

[@andrewhoff8782]

That golf guy never misses

[@FireSkunk]

A bit difficult to miss when the targets so big

[@enigmatvarence4319]

I'm getting an aneurysm from the guy questioning the kid about 'Skibidi and 'Rizz' and... Guh. I hate writing this sentence already. I'mma forget this entire thing.

[@cuz9892]

it hurt me

[@dstr001]

7:10 I now know how our parents felt with our slang back in the day lmao

[@aerialapexgamer3121]

Imagine if one day Kaif and Glen just built a massive marble race course in the SR Office overnight without telling anyone

[@ianhof4098]

7:09 she looks like she is thinking of disowning that child XD

[@tobiasreinhold7642]

30:00 As with most things, Germans have an overcomplicated but completely accurate word for it: "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher". (Eg shell intentional breaking point creator) They come in different versions. Most of them don't actually have springs, but instead just a weight that drops down on a dome-shaped metal piece, where the bottom edges cause the breaking point. There's a video from @Liamcarps on here with the German name (Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher) that shows how it works. My guess is that she used a lot of force to hold it down whilest stretching the spring. She let go at the top but didn't adjust at the bottom, so she pushed the thing onto the egg.

[@judsdragon]

do Germans not like spaces? seen so many German words that are complete sentences without the spaces lol

[@thePsiMatrix]

It's not even a 'long' problem. There's literally a kink where it 'collects' like a pippet so unless you squeeze it out; there's always a tiny amount in reserve.

[@circa1919]

There's a kink where Pennywise from IT collects my pee?

[@Rock-Child]

Why did you have to tell me that (urrgh urrgh)

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

Not only that but when you put your underwear on or pants, it presses your cock down and straightens that 'kink' thus allowing flow

[@zebra1327]

For all the people who might be wondering who Gary Glitter is and what he did, he's a singer who was also convicted of child SA in 2015

[@AaaaNinja]

The kid declining sweets can teach a thing or two to ADULTS who don't know how to say no to someone who also won't accept a no answer.

[@the_University_of_War]

"Send that to Jschlat" I'm GONE

[@mr.hartwood7121]

I still have zero idea what skibidi is but i knew the rest of them lmao

[@spoopyboi1882]

thanks to you guys, i've grown to absolutely love fairwayfred. Bro's hilarious

[@allenpoe17]

I second that

[@BucketBucket275]

Same here!

[@KisaraShera]

34:24 in germany we also have these parking spots, they are closer to the entrance and better light to discourage attackers, but mostly they are the same size, we do however also have parking spots that are wider, however these are either parking spots specifically made for mothers with children or the disabled.

[@nightwing3618]

That roto wipe thing I think is actually just a prank gift box, I remember I got one for Christmas of a pet harness that carries wine glasses, it's just an empty box you put the real gift in.

[@Marcus96s]

I’ll never get over bro sitting in the Krusty Krab 😂

[@fiku3452]

Didn't expect a wild gary

[@majorasothermask1258]

Homie chose the stripe yellow and forgot lol. He actually did get second place.

[@KRONOScd]

i chose purple🤣🤣

[@olyravioli]

Screw your driver, re-sodding a green takes time! Doing that would get you kicked out of a country club at 13:25

[@OwDoGaming-kx9jo]

you can't mess up warhammer, ever tried Necromunda as your first ever build 😂

[@motiejusgrigas1827]

0:16 i don't remember where i got them, but i still have a few red blue and greens bakugans when i was in primary school about 12 to 14 years ago

[@RunicSoulEater]

The Boys always come in clutch when ive met the Jolly Green Giant

[@jabadabadu7089]

We laugh at kids saying nonsense. Do you remember we were kids too saying nonsense? 😁

[@bluestar5679]

10yrs ago we making slag that is consistent and logical now modern day slag means up down right left over and under and are interchangeable wtf is going on

[@CrazieGhost]

Glen, yhere's actually a cat that has the deepest meows in real life 😁

[@kansascityshuffle8526]

26:47 there was a story on one of those r/ channels of a tech support guy helping a customer with his computer. Turns out he was stressed about not being able to talk with one of these ‘women’ without his computer. The tech guy tried to tell him that was probably the source of all the malware on his laptop but the customer didn’t believe him. So yeah to some point it must work.

[@vunature5181]

10:01 Coins jingling in your hand. 11:42 Bugs, you need to go on a diet. 29:57 Boy did she get egg on her face. 32:51 I don't know, Kaif, it would be pretty easy for me to mess up making Warhammer figures.

[@exdous7272]

Do more reacts with Gary glen he's funny as hell lol

[@ExistenceUniversity]

I like how you brought your dad on for some lol

[@dragonfyre1713]

you've never heard of bakugan? I used to love them, I still have one that's sitting on my shelf above my computer

[@TheSoldier02]

35:21 the spots are bigger so pregnant women can feel more comfortable getting in and out of their car

[@AneonAnon]

the spots being wider in 'female parking' is for safty too so someone cant courner you in your spot aswell as giving you a better veiw of whats around the car. Its for a practical reason but it just looks bag

[@drravenreacts4852]

It's probably been said before, but the tool at 29:38 is called a "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher". That's at least what I know it as. It roughly translates to "eggshell breaking point causer", and it's a needlessly long German word. Glen is correct in assuming you don't pull it up all the way, you have to get a feel for how far you can go, but if it works, it creates a perfect circle to eat the egg out of the shell with a spoon. My family uses it daily ^^

[@mikealjohnsson]

3:20 nothing wrong with wanting low mileage. High is a red flag

[@cyrilmagi6201]

35:45 There is apparently a good reason for the parking spaces to be larger in women parking. It has nothing to do with driving skills but to increase visisbility so that would be attackers would be spotted if they try to hide between cramped cars.

[@FeelsGouda]

The female parking ones are bigger for trolleys or for generally making it easier to take children out of the car. Now, that does not necessarily make it less sexist, tbh. but it is not because of the "women can't park" meme 😂

[@WalterWhite-jz7ct]

Even then it ain't sexist. Parking garages, especially at night, can be quite scary for a lone Woman so these parking spots are always near the entrance and well lit. Since they had been implemeted in Germany, sexual based crime in parking garages has all but been eliminated

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

Dungeon finder sound might be fun for some, but stressful for others. F in chat for all the DPS that missed the que because they were taking a bio break.

[@beekeeper8474]

With her car, because she can't drive😂

[@dr.matthewhertert310]

"kids today are so dumb with their slang" "dunno, we were pretty CRINGE" 🤔

[@83athom]

Cringe is actually quite an old word that has an actual meaning akin to how we use it in slang. It comes from Middle English "crengen" and Old English "cringan", with its first use dating to the 13th century. Modern slang is actually just vocal diarrhea of children attempting to copy words they misheard.

[@allenpoe17]

​​@83athom Well said. Raised on KZbin and IPads, it's sad.

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Do you think the word Cringe is generational slang? It ain't.

[@SandyRiverBlue]

People who thinks it's a prostate problem worry me. Because you know they don't think to empty out their garden hoses when they're done with them and they're just sitting there picking up legionnaires all winter just waiting for their kids to play with the sprinklers.

[@gregkral4467]

9:00 So THAT's whats wrong with Mexican water...... I gotcha...

[@docscratch1]

29:40 that is a device that's been around for a long time, it is not a new gadget. She was pushing done on the base against the egg, which is why it broke. If the tool is barely held against the egg and is pulled that far back, it makes a perfect circular crack around the egg for easy removal.

[@MacCheekz1990]

Yeah, it's called an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[@eChuckNorris]

If you ever think, "I wasn't that bad," just think about all the times you used the word lush or called someone mush.

[@G94Nick]

9:59 this got me excited and made me look at my freaking screen.

[@aname8106]

IT'S 911 TODAY LMFAO

[@literalsarcasm1830]

No matter how much you jump or dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.

[@cry.skull745]

Yes, we were cringe, but at least we knew what our own fuckin' slang meant!!

[@twistedhellhound666]

14:08 i have no idea what is going on but i love it

[@allenpoe17]

That kids future is as bright as a broken bulb

[@kaminalateralus849]

The balloon gunshot prank was funny and definitely in America. If it was in the UK it'd just be a stabbing.

[@ForemostCrab7]

7:07 That was the most painful 1 minute i've Ever experienced and it makes me Terrified about becoming a parent if That is what is at risk.

[@badtiming2208]

12:49 As I bit into my peanut butter sandwich.

[@JinxTebak]

bakugan is as well a anime as a toy, they are round balls with a magnet on the bottom, when the magnet touches any magnetic surface the ball opens into this beast like form

[@zerrierslizer1]

it's been over a week! i need more from you lads! *WHERE IS FUNNY COMPILATION VIDEO!?*

[@lfl5982]

26:o6 gotta be the laziest fart ever! it just like fell out of him!

[@stephanieann6622]

Aint know way yall don't know what bakugan is! 4:35 I've actually gotten a chip that size before idk how it didn't break, it was a lays brand chip lol

[@TeamLumix]

It is nice to see Gary, I kinda miss him

[@TheMellies]

1:35 Tom Holland as a kid 😂

[@Sokar12345]

the female parking spots are bigger to make ite easier to get in and out if they are pregnant. it also makes it harder for someone to hide between the cars.

[@gregkral4467]

no matter how ya shake and dance, the last four drops go down your pants.

[@yurirafa3679]

Not knowing what a bakugan is kinda insane tho xD

[@Caramelized_Sausage]

1:00 if that was my kid he iust signed his death warrant

[@WalterWhite-jz7ct]

35:16 it's because they need to fit the pram with the shopping Car... love how many people rather see sexism than practicality in German design -.-

[@RiotBrosGaming]

Just in time for number 2

[@tmdosu]

You can use < and > to move frame by frame on a paused video.

[@mr.hartwood7121]

17:16 that went so hard, 10/10

[@ashleyrose379]

the parking spots where kinda the same, it's just the standard ones had different outlines, to guide people from parking too close to the car next to them. The female parking didn't have those lines. It was just the separation lines.

[@jameysotelo540]

Honestly i dont understand whatever the heck the kid said about sigma and all that stuff. i felt like brain turned off for that entire segment

[@brandoeb]

The worse thing our generation did was Naruto run, This current day kids are something else.

[@Rob_in_zone]

Filtration system "NoBeans" failed.

[@PedroE]

7:47 - This should be shown in parliment/washington to show the world is fucking doomed

[@bm1588]

Long before only fans or feet finder. My father in law would buy women's shoes secondhand and re sell them on Ebay to dudes with a foot fetish. He said the smaller ones sold best. lol he's an interesting guy to say the least. Even funnier than the shoe reselling is how he says he likes women with a horse face. i still laugh when i think about that.

[@TheObservingConstalation]

Glen you menace, uploading a vid with so many 9/11 on 9/11. Bloody Hell

[@randomaccountwithmusic4206]

7:58 not gonna lie the ground looks mighty appealing

[@Cryptic_Satyr]

22:35 perfect ad for brain buckets

[@x3woots]

Kaif im 12 years younger than you. How the fuck do you not know what a bakugan is

[@Octavia14976]

16:28 looks very similar to my dog Gertrude.

[@RealBradMiller]

35:31 The spaces are wider, and there are brighter lights in the female parking section, has nothing to do with ability to drive or park, and everything to do with security measures.

[@DarkHeartedAngel]

A wild Gary!

[@twilightwolf6248]

Ain't no way ya'll not heard of Bakugan?!

[@WildcardGrey]

Wheeyyy beany boi reacts

[@tyrant1503]

20:43 HELP this came out on the anniversary 😭

[@tyrant1503]

Ahh and 25:43 😭

[@SCP-682_Keter]

How tf did she get miss Alabama

[@dsandoval9396]

WTF is Alabama doing!?! Was it sponsored by the pork industry?

[@SupHapCak]

Nah a real American would know the difference between a balloon and a gunshot

[@tortillachips3911]

HOLY CRAP I CALLED PURPLE

[@jivixee]

The world of warcraft dungeon starting sound ❤

[@LuckyBear1022]

14:10 can anyone tell me what video this clip came from?

[@Rand0mHero713]

What happened to that Stan fella

[@kashem425]

1:33 you can drain it by pressing on your gooch.

[@mr_hardy5329]

26:45 Just use adblock like normal people do

[@bm1588]

27:40 There is a literal profession in China where people pay you to sniff their farts to be able to tell them things about their health. It's eastern medicine lol smash like if you think No Beans should apply to be a professional fart sniffer.

[@Parallaxus]

What was the joke/reference at 34:30? Gary Glitter or something? I either didn't understand what he said, or I don't know the reference.

[@Threesnap]

Did rob lose a bet? His got obi wan and jar jar behind him

[@davef4982]

Purple smashed it

[@KingDJ524]

Y'all don't know bakugan??.... Am i really that young? 😭 I don't wanna be one of the kids these days

[@extremearron]

25:00 idk why but he looks like a knock off DIO from jojo's part 3.