Friend: I’m moving next month Me: Oh no, I’ll be out of town all month
@reapersouls67695 жыл бұрын
(Me: start crying 😭 im gonna be in the hospital for the next few weeks.) me: walks in my house shoots myself in the gut. Bang! bang! (Guy: you could always just said no.
@elgayetas5 жыл бұрын
Or you can stop being a little bitch ass, and tell your friends you can't do it because you are not their personal mover company
@shanenolan855 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@orbsorbs84655 жыл бұрын
elgayetas jokes are fun aren’t they? Or at least, they would be if you weren’t such a dimwit of a human being who ignores all aspects of a joke just to insult someone because you can’t tell when people are actually being serious or not
@BaldMancTwat5 жыл бұрын
@@orbsorbs8465 You missed the joke. Irony.
@FoshoTheOne5 жыл бұрын
Dude already tryna find a way to get out of painting that apartment 🤣
@icemanjr.58195 жыл бұрын
FoshoGotFlow 😂 😂 😂 and gonna say thats what bfs do even though he just proposed
@joshbrock79175 жыл бұрын
IceMan jr. exactly! He should’ve said that’s what husbands do
@DragonBlack1992 жыл бұрын
She didn’t even say yes she just jacked the ring 😂
@jrjr30825 жыл бұрын
The moment when you realize the sex aint good enff to slip a disk moving a fridge
@SF-li9kh5 жыл бұрын
Yyyyupp !!
@alessandrofiguccio71925 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭 this one got me
@karong70175 жыл бұрын
Must be worst for women. Likely, faking it the entire relationship. All he's good for is moving boxing and furniture. 🤗🤗
@burgerbandit36465 жыл бұрын
@@karong7017 Lmao, you mad bro?
@goldenstandard1875 жыл бұрын
Jr jr lol
@aaronn67254 жыл бұрын
These guys are so unbelievably good at what they do. The world is now seeing Jordan and his amazing potential but I feel like Key is still not getting the recognition he deserves. My absolute favorite comedians. I watch these guys at least once a day
@danielle3583 жыл бұрын
Right
@silkoth693 жыл бұрын
No... key is good but no where near as good as Key and Peele fans claim.
@budzmckenzie66063 жыл бұрын
Key gets a lot of roles and cameos in both serious and comedy movies. Just look up all of the projects he’s been apart of in like the past 5 years
@transcendcapitalism Жыл бұрын
i totally agree - key is such an amazing actor. he's truly incredible. i want him to win an oscar
@krultorwaru121 Жыл бұрын
I still dont know which one is which xd
@TheN8HN5 жыл бұрын
Looks like the guy from the pizza place finally got together with Claire after all. What a love story
@amiqai5 жыл бұрын
Oh fu*king hell yeah!!
@isabelmartin84275 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking!
@EasyCure05 жыл бұрын
She made a full recovery from falling out that window. Wendell must be so happy.
@Nick-zp6wm5 жыл бұрын
Bro why would you say some insensitive shit like that? Really wtf is wrong with you? Claire died, She was shot in the neck! May she rest peacefully.
@sammmmm8125 жыл бұрын
AHHHHH I LOVE THIS
@deathinshibuya31964 жыл бұрын
HER NAME IS CLAIRE. CLAIRE WAS THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM THE PIZZA ORDER SKIT
@richj244 жыл бұрын
Yo
@richj244 жыл бұрын
DESTINY
@guinevereinthefield1764 жыл бұрын
Sung-Hoon Kim CONSEQUENCES 🤣
@Bagelking39004 жыл бұрын
It all comes together
@pickedupapencil4 жыл бұрын
Also, they mention Claire in the 'Megan, Come Back' skit.
@Crazybutter7225 жыл бұрын
If you ask your friend with a truck to help you move you owe him a tank of gas/diesel and a 30 pack of his favorite beer. No exceptions it’s even in bro code
@travisharris43515 жыл бұрын
Lol, Crazy Butter72 that's the old bro code. it needs to be updated!
@ElRey965 жыл бұрын
A year ago when my friend helped me move I we drank a 6 pack that was in my fridge and I payed for our lunch, tried paying him after we were done, and he said “put that away man what are friends for?” It’s bro code.
@IsaiahINRI5 жыл бұрын
@Rahr thats a really nice thing to do but i fear you may only have friends because they get stuff out of it, i know i have had many friends like that
@kaivickers1665 жыл бұрын
I thought the code was pizza and beer/soda. No?
@onkelpappkov26665 жыл бұрын
@@IsaiahINRI I used to think friendship was magical and transcended the laws of the natural world but in hindsight, that was because I was dumb as shit. Friends are people in your vicinity who benefit from benefiting you. If you don't reward your friends with anything, you're kind of a bad friend. If a friend helps you and you give him a dry handshake and send him home, that guy won't help you forever.
@theraptor80964 жыл бұрын
"12 hours" "ok move tomorrow" "48 hours didnt know what i was thinking"
@user__2145 ай бұрын
you're not even quoting it right
@justanant93855 жыл бұрын
Key: I didn’t help my girlfriend move, right after I left a grand piano fell on my head... *CONSEQUENCES*
@MyraMonique5 жыл бұрын
Just an ant 😂😂😂
@palladium6075 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Anne-ll2eh5 жыл бұрын
Lolllllllll
@yumadapaka5 жыл бұрын
Did you get 88 concussions?
@chicoti35 жыл бұрын
@@yumadapaka one for each key
@docbarlow2405 жыл бұрын
Dude straight up turned into a monster once that relationship involved work.
@magnificenttruthseekingque4035 жыл бұрын
Doc Barlow like that’s most men in general I swear
@SHrepairs5 жыл бұрын
Working on bish problems
@magikal_oz98725 жыл бұрын
But he proposed so at least he’s committed to only making her life harder
@BaldMancTwat5 жыл бұрын
@@magnificenttruthseekingque403 Sorry that men just don't want to deal with YOUR problems.
@magnificenttruthseekingque4035 жыл бұрын
You are an NPC, please reply I don’t want a man to deal with my issue or problem but what wrong with helping with a solution
@usykthegoat5 жыл бұрын
He said '48 hours' so quick. I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@neosname10743 жыл бұрын
*drastically* "... and I don't need time apart, because we're perfect together" *proposes* 🤣🤣🤣
@CDolph2965 жыл бұрын
It's the alternate universe where the pizza man actually ends up with Claire
@Sundance_Kid215 жыл бұрын
I hit that, sexually
@realfreedomofspeech5 жыл бұрын
Face like a 4
@sunset32505 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day
@vedrathmurthy7035 жыл бұрын
Damn bruh
@fortunaterooster_98825 жыл бұрын
That’s great
@bryanf66385 жыл бұрын
Where do these new ones keep coming from? It's like Tupac keeps releasing another album!
@depohoudini70805 жыл бұрын
It’s not new
@Chris-vi5di5 жыл бұрын
Its cuz these were on comedy central tv show but not the KZbin channel
@DocHalliday5 жыл бұрын
"Rest in peace, Tupac!" "I will..."
@757rell5 жыл бұрын
This shit old your dumb
@RightWingRadioShow5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you watched chappelle show clips on youtube but never watched yhe show. Then you wonder why youve never seen half of it.
@SonOfATL5 жыл бұрын
This is also how it works when you're the friend with a truck.
@hynori18195 жыл бұрын
one of the time that you wish you didn't have a truck.
@mcgriddle5525 жыл бұрын
Well if you're like most friends with a truck you usually never come through
@nanjacks9135 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😆😁😄😄
@ceazinfinity92875 жыл бұрын
@@mcgriddle552 lmaooo
@Microphonecheckher5 жыл бұрын
LOL why do you all buy trucks then?!!! Especially you flatbed truck owners.
@nabii59514 жыл бұрын
"BABE... ALL I NEED ARE TWELVE HOURS." "Fine, we're moving on Sunday." "48 HOURS! WHAT WAS I THINKING?"
@omarimccall33045 жыл бұрын
Then we'll move on Sunda- 48 HOURS 😂😂
@chiefRaho5 жыл бұрын
😹
@marvinmj70755 жыл бұрын
That’s the funniest part
@SKULFRAKproDukshunz5 жыл бұрын
@@marvinmj7075 right
@cza58975 жыл бұрын
*Then
@jjharrison68955 жыл бұрын
"I dont know what I was THINKING..."
@nomad27685 жыл бұрын
My back always magically hurts me whenever my friends are moving out.
@JakeBritton945 жыл бұрын
@L F gosh darn man calm down, I doubt he was fudging serious. No need to get so worked up over a KZbin comment
@RandalReid5 жыл бұрын
@@JakeBritton94 One of those days probably
@Living_Legacy5 жыл бұрын
@L F I agree with you to some degree but you didn't need to call him out like that lol he might have been joking but if he was serious then people like them will never have good friends because they aren't good friends themselves
@abudabisas5 жыл бұрын
@L F ye not gonna be slave for some materialistic bullshit, when i move i have a backpack and laptop, so no i not understand need for fucking 500kg oak table
@mabaws12545 жыл бұрын
@L F Ironically you sound like the shithead in this case. Lots of shitheads like you these days
@seplentins63635 жыл бұрын
A K&P video I haven't watched yet....Ahhhhh ♥️
@RightWingRadioShow5 жыл бұрын
Could also just watch their tv show but w/e.
@krishaungreen46475 жыл бұрын
I clicked it immediately it was so refreshing to see
@wisewisdomtooth5 жыл бұрын
@@RightWingRadioShow u gonna buy it for me then?
@chinoparatodo4 жыл бұрын
Man is prepared with a ring in his pocket at all times
@Monjoo3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes gold, sometimes rubber
@giri3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment 💀
@fahmimansor5 жыл бұрын
"All I'm asking is 12 lousy hours this Saturday" "OK fine! We'll move on Sunday" "48 hours" I died.
@CrownSlayer5 жыл бұрын
That ending totally caught me off guard. Of course K&P make the best skits.
@gandalfstormcloud75145 жыл бұрын
They're good but Monty python is all time funniest.
@Jeremy-jm3fe5 жыл бұрын
@@gandalfstormcloud7514 The Spanish Inquisition caught me off guard too
@gandalfstormcloud75145 жыл бұрын
@@Jeremy-jm3fe Ni!
@zabekhan91095 жыл бұрын
What about long beach Griffey yall missin out
@gandalfstormcloud75145 жыл бұрын
@AC2 I was a big fan but his skits just don't seem funny anymore. His stand up's still hilarious.
@gbeepee99955 жыл бұрын
This is actually the best showcase of gaslighting I’ve ever seen
@freddychopin5 жыл бұрын
thatsthejoke.jpg
@timmberr35725 жыл бұрын
theres is so many things in here wrapped together lol. Narcissism (gaslighting) Feminism (boyfriends pay for rent? how about equality?)
@MrNinjaone15 жыл бұрын
@@freddychopin bro wtf is wrong with you
@MrNinjaone15 жыл бұрын
@@timmberr3572 wtf are u talking about boyfriend is paying for rent ? also feminism is literally about equality, wtf are you trying to say
@vaniathomas88595 жыл бұрын
How about the emotional manipulation this has Narcissism written all over it 😔
@TheSpacemanjoe4 жыл бұрын
Whats even worse is when you own a truck and even people who aren't your girlfriend volunteer you to help move.
@joelreagan55195 жыл бұрын
“Just one key&peele video before sleep.” I said. 7 hrs ago.
@dustincupples77355 жыл бұрын
KZbin is a dangerous place to visit before sleep
@reyjeff42975 жыл бұрын
That is me all the way. Wish I wasn’t so addicted.
@Epichuman1005 жыл бұрын
We’ve all been there !
@terrierqueen40915 жыл бұрын
Yo! Right here!
@joshuafilms20235 жыл бұрын
Damn my bath water got cold.
@adamtukaczynski86225 жыл бұрын
Girl: Can you help me pack this Saturday at 3:00 Boy: oh sorry i have a business meeting Girl: Sorry I meant Wednesday Boy: It’s a 7 day meeting
@walterwhite48265 жыл бұрын
Nice two comments 4 mins apart...
@adamtukaczynski86225 жыл бұрын
Walter White ahh shit didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to comment twice in one video... my bad
@ibieiniid42405 жыл бұрын
Can you help me move? I'm busy that day I didn't even say which day yet
@StefunnyStrange5 жыл бұрын
Walter White Uh-oh, the comments police 🚔 is in the building.
@idrissahmat4985 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@santinovaughn93364 жыл бұрын
The way he stopped in mid bite when he realized he was being set up 🤣🤣, priceless, me all day
@siddykay84344 жыл бұрын
She made up the whole moving out thing to get him to propose. He got done
@pavlovsunhappydog3 жыл бұрын
Yep, and the paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.
@regal24243 жыл бұрын
@@pavlovsunhappydog wdym finished lol
@boring53575 жыл бұрын
This how I feel when my own family ask me to do shit that I didn't even plan on doing.
@samuelr.60465 жыл бұрын
You live with them so it's your problem too. Or they could throw your stuff in the garbage for not helping. Unless I'm making assumptions about you living with them.
@boring53575 жыл бұрын
@@samuelr.6046 You act like it's by choice.
@ceazinfinity92875 жыл бұрын
@@boring5357 not by choice but it's a compromise you have to make because you are under their roof. We've all been there bruh 😭😭. At least you aren't paying 1200 a month for a small studio. My pockets are screaming help lol
@boring53575 жыл бұрын
@@ceazinfinity9287 Again not by choice. A compromise is a choice.
@johndowe70035 жыл бұрын
@@ceazinfinity9287 move somewhere else thn
@adamtukaczynski86225 жыл бұрын
Girl: Can you help me move Boy: Sorry too busy watching key and peele
@NayyarShaikh5 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!!!!! A Key & Peele Sketch I haven't watched! 😍😍😍
@masterpopeyoda32905 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@javiergomez56715 жыл бұрын
That’s rare my friend
@phamthixuannga13375 жыл бұрын
Me too :)))
@WinterSpiritLove5 жыл бұрын
ITS A DAY OLD THATS WHY
@gio-mz3ty5 жыл бұрын
Lynn Alexander nah they repost all the old ones so they get put in everyone’s recommendations cuz they haven’t watched it yet
@TheDesperateArtist3 жыл бұрын
Peele has finally brought his acting-as-a-woman to ultimate perfection
@MikeBrownLegend Жыл бұрын
He was totally Channeling his inner Neil DeGrasse Tyson's wife in this episode 😂
@zetanta84905 жыл бұрын
Dude Im the same, every time someone is moving I vanish off the face of the earth😂
@hitokiribattousai77035 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!! Same
@samuelr.60465 жыл бұрын
Just call a mover they are really aren't that expensive.
@krmlo26895 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah cuz when you need to move no one wants or can help you move even if you have helped them move in the past fuck that friends are basically infectious diseases to me when it comes to moving I avoid them at all cost
@a.m.e5 жыл бұрын
Key: babe, all I'm asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday Claire: ok fine, we'll move on Sunday Key: 48 hours LOL
@nanjacks9135 жыл бұрын
Hilarious🤣🤣😹😆
@BROSoftheFU5 жыл бұрын
All I need is 12 lousy hours on Saturday. Fine, we’ll move on Sunday 48 hours. 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️
@eleSDSU5 жыл бұрын
The timing was awesome.
@deepwaterblessing35 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ghostyfrost96885 жыл бұрын
LMFAO so hilaroius
@tonsixxx41525 жыл бұрын
You got me ALLLLLL confused 🤣
@thafloatinggoat5 жыл бұрын
I had to pause video I was laughing so hard at that part 😂
@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere75264 жыл бұрын
I love helping my friends move. You get free pizza, AND you get to keep any junk they don't want to bring with them! Got a 50 inch TV that way once.
@cheshirecynic45243 жыл бұрын
Ditto! Last time I helped someone move, I got a free poker table and an SM58! The time before that, I got a fire pit and gardening supplies! It also gives me a chance to show off my wicked Tetris skills, and it makes people I care about happy. 10/10, will help family and friends move again.
@notrend_ Жыл бұрын
LIES ALL LIES YOU GUYS JUST NEED HELP MOVING. CON ARTIST YOU NEED TO BE ARRESTED
@Leggooo5 жыл бұрын
This is why chicks always have that one guy friend...... the one thats willing to rupture a spleen man handling a washer just for a hug 😂
@galaxy5saskue5 жыл бұрын
R/niceguys
@blakeharris585 жыл бұрын
I was that guy. Worst story, bitch had me help assemble a bed... Then rushed me out the door because another guy was on the way to fuck her in it.
@blakeharris585 жыл бұрын
@Noble6 damn. 👊🏾
@ThatGuy-en2nn5 жыл бұрын
@@blakeharris58 lmfao that's tuff. It's not funny, but It's so messed up that it kinda is.
@blakeharris585 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-en2nn I laugh now because I'm happily married. I cried into a blunt then because I was lonely and single.
@kyerreh5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Jordan peele is the landlord so technically he was in this skit
@punxOiOi134 жыл бұрын
Kyerre Howard waow clever sick plot twist totally changes the whole story
@kyerreh4 жыл бұрын
Gtfo my comments with that sarcasm cause I didn’t do nothing to you🤷🏽♂️
@punxOiOi134 жыл бұрын
Kyerre Howard my bad bro lol sorry
@jaredl94784 жыл бұрын
Kyerre Howard snowflake
@13tuyuti4 жыл бұрын
Actually his part was the hardest because he needed to send that text at exactly the right time. Pure timing genius...
@Jere6165 жыл бұрын
Helping someone move is one of the requirements for becoming a Roman Catholic saint.
@uglynakedguy64974 жыл бұрын
@@ericb.1384 *hol'up*
@Solisium-Channel4 жыл бұрын
Good thing we know that the pope is the devil and all he says is crap
@taediumvitae19844 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kelroy21214 жыл бұрын
Do we get a free pass into heaven?? I just did that like last week
@truffle60824 жыл бұрын
@@uglynakedguy6497 😄😄😄
@Knight_ISL4 жыл бұрын
The second I heard “moving on my own” I yelled “KEEGAN, GET OUT OF THERE”!!!!
@Zathomo5 жыл бұрын
Peele’s makeup is getting pretty convincing! I couldn’t even tell it was him this time!
@WillBilliam5 жыл бұрын
Sid J Haha
@ichbingrun75825 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@yannik_raiss5 жыл бұрын
Key low-key looks like a skinny af version of Dwayne Johnson in this sketch. Something about his facial expression and eyebrow action idk
@JoshuaCastillo63094 жыл бұрын
So I guess that makes Key "The Pebble."
@teratesla4 жыл бұрын
Especially at 2:07
@Arkayjiya4 жыл бұрын
@@JoshuaCastillo6309 Took me a few seconds to get that one xD
@TheJofrica4 жыл бұрын
@@teratesla Haha yeah
@thatsthat26123 жыл бұрын
I see it
@Manthis5 жыл бұрын
Peele looks perfect as his girlfriend, I couldn't even tell that there was makeup uwu that's a lot of likes
@klynch5725 жыл бұрын
Your comment doesn't make sense
@seraphimweepforme5 жыл бұрын
klynch572 the joke flew right over your head bud
@babiesfordinner93385 жыл бұрын
klynch572 r/woosh
@allawy5 жыл бұрын
nioni Or, y'know, the joke wasn't even remotely funny lol.
@lingling36265 жыл бұрын
@@allawy but it was though?
@the5thYearSeniors4 жыл бұрын
"You got me all.....confused" Love the flappy cheek sound and gesticulations
@W3theDreamrz4 жыл бұрын
Ha. The real joke is that the landlord didn’t raise rent. When has that ever happened?
@gomcocramp4 жыл бұрын
W3 The Dreamrz he's bangin her
@ladyliberation38524 жыл бұрын
In one episode on the sitcom "Martin"
@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist4 жыл бұрын
Some landlords dont, as it can be more feasible to keep good tenants, that you dont want to lose, or price out, as it is a guaranteed steady income, now when those tenants leave, its reasonable to raise your prices to match market value.
@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist4 жыл бұрын
Joshua Perez Why did the Landlord evict you for your father asking for a raise?
@mmmcounts4 жыл бұрын
My gf has been living at the same place for over 10 years and rent has gone up twice. It's still lower than most other places in the area though. That's the thing when your starting point is as low as you can feasibly go.
@sanjayw98785 жыл бұрын
Ive done "professional" moving for years and it really is tough work, just need to say it, but if you ever have your friends help you move you should really throw them some cash. It's such a huge time investment, high energy, going hard all day... No one should do it for free it really sucks lol
@IN_GODS_iTRUST5 жыл бұрын
Sanjay W straight up man,
@Ms9mmBeretta5 жыл бұрын
One time I ordered a pizza for dinner friend that helped me move. I think they were low-key disappointed, until they had a slice. They wouldn't shut up about how good the pizza was and where could they get it. The pizza was so good, it changed their attitudes. I say all that to say this: if you can't pay your friends to help you move, make sure you feed them well. It will be all the same to them.
@sanjayw98785 жыл бұрын
@@Ms9mmBeretta You did the right thing
@abouttime2569 Жыл бұрын
Just treat them with a meal and make sure you help your friend when he is moving. We help each other when in need.
@DragonBlack199 Жыл бұрын
I mean yeah it’s a pain in the ass and they’re taking their time to help you out so they deserve a little something for their troubles
@omaraly51285 жыл бұрын
Key: “All I’m asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday” Gf: “Okay fine, we’ll move on Sund-“ Key: “48 hours”
@PoopLoopSoup5 жыл бұрын
Read this as it was playing the part lol
@pheubuselectric78935 жыл бұрын
*gonna repeat the lines in the comment section of the video to get a bunch of shitty likes and live life with dignity*
@corey36425 жыл бұрын
Yes. We all watched the video.
@darksharxz5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
@cowtaplayz82774 жыл бұрын
“Wanna go to the mall with me? I need new clothes.” I am moving out
@LordPrometheous5 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said, "Claire". The pizza delivery is one of my favorites.
@projectworld40235 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious when something so small and minor can be taken to a major serious level. Key and peele are so good at this. They can build the suspense/tension by inserting sounds heard in horror/mystery genres. Thanks for the Fun, the laughs remembered. Sir Key, Sir Peele, my Respects.
@youngdisciplesofyeshua27665 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so much😭😭😭🤣🤣 the way I get excited when I see a key and peele video that I haven't watched😭
@GabenotGabby3 жыл бұрын
My college boyfriend literally broke up with me to avoid helping me move... this is triggering LMAO
@xGSxAmAZyn3 жыл бұрын
are you sure that is the reason whyyyyyy... orrrrrrr uhhhhh hmm
@juniorjames70763 жыл бұрын
In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick
@sanjayw98783 жыл бұрын
@@juniorjames7076 I did moving for closer to 4 years starting at the age 22, I'm 29 now and I do have issues with my back. That strain aged it, I need constant work on it from my wife and no one else my age complains about back issues..
@juniorjames70763 жыл бұрын
@@sanjayw9878 I'm very sorry to hear that! Actually almost EVERYBODY I know who is over 28 has some back, knee, or leg problems due to: 1) intensive competitive sports activities since early childhood that eventually took their toll, 2) bad lifting habits and careless form when doing physical labor making them vulnerable to injuries 3) gaining weight and not staying in shape. Some of my friends who used to be "alpha athletes" are now in bad shape (torn muscle here, pulled muscle there, broke ankle here) because they were in denial about getting old tried to play basketball or rugby at 31 like they were still 21!! My best friend broke his leg by doing something stupid on the basketball court, he though he was still 18 years old! I switched to tennis and indoor rockclimbing when I realized my body can't do what i want it to do anymore. Stay healthy and safe!!
@sanjayw98783 жыл бұрын
@@juniorjames7076 Thanks man, I realized things were changing after 26. I feel my knees and my back now lol and I like your idea of rock climbing, that's something to consider and I live in phoenix we have everything you could think of here. But Jesus I can't believe your friend somehow broke his damn leg just from basketball lmfao doing some silly young kid shit hahahahaha Thanks for the advice btw
@keyqchan5 жыл бұрын
2:52 "That's what boyfriends do." You mean _fiance._
@thorr18BEM5 жыл бұрын
*fiancé
@AldatraSam5 жыл бұрын
They are not yet because she never said yes
@potatoserver92825 жыл бұрын
*finance
@chrisde97885 жыл бұрын
@@thorr18BEM *boyfriend
@zyph45395 жыл бұрын
@@AldatraSam she took the ring so she fuckin better have said yes xD
@geminikb5 жыл бұрын
“I’m moving myself this Saturday.” Has no boxes packed.
@quiltface835 жыл бұрын
to be fair to her point though... probably doesn't have any boxes packed.
@A_Man_In_His_Van5 жыл бұрын
Women never pack anything. They think it just "gets moved".
@A_Man_In_His_Van5 жыл бұрын
@Chris Ruiz I know, I helped my gf mom get a new couch. We go to the place, get it on the truck, bring it home, up a flight of split stairs, where halfway up they reverse 180 degrees, put it down, and..... " I don't like it, let's bring it back and get the other one... I knew I should have picked the other one..." All the time I'm fucking dead, I couldn't believe we were moving furniture back and forth to "test" it. Ended up not getting a fucking couch, put the old one back. I was so pissed. I'm thinking, couldn't this bitch take a picture of the room and use the computer to drag cutouts of couches over the pic to get an "idea" of what it looked like??? Fucking easy to do when other people break their back for nothing.
@NellieKAdaba5 жыл бұрын
Kristen Bleninger-Sundar 😆
@americantoastman72965 жыл бұрын
It could be monday? I packed my shit the day before :D
@SimoneBrown5 жыл бұрын
He lost his WHOLE appetite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AleQuag3 жыл бұрын
I'm helping a friend move atm and I feel this deep in my soul. I should have known. Never have friends.
@juniorjames70763 жыл бұрын
In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick
@brandes80573 жыл бұрын
That why I always try not to have too many friends.The more friends u have the more drama. and in this case, moving drama😒
@Latomian5 жыл бұрын
Lol, even my Dad gets like...”Err, so when do you need help?”
@NicKxStyleZ5 жыл бұрын
These two will never run out ideas And I’m just fine with that
@Cole444Train5 жыл бұрын
Well... this sketch is years old. Key and Peele haven’t been making content since Jordan started directing movies. Which was like 2 years ago.
@esomoi71975 жыл бұрын
The show ended in 2015
@melissagifford675 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@Noneofyobusinessdude5 жыл бұрын
why is there upvotes on this comment
@ch4oskise4195 жыл бұрын
0:15 My face when my work asks me to come in on a Saturday
@ji_su5 жыл бұрын
Shit. I wish my work would ask me come in on a Saturday every once in awhile. That would be some sweet overtime money.
@kenzito1015 жыл бұрын
@@ji_su Some places don't offer money. They say you get time-off some day later in the year if your manager approves.
@kingj2825 жыл бұрын
+++++
@DanZhukovin5 жыл бұрын
Just come in and walk out without doing anything lol
@seanhayes81905 жыл бұрын
Cleared your schedule, threw on your PJs, smoked two blunts, chillin, when you look over, your work is calling. You’re the only other person who knows how to do your job. I feel it in my soul.
@adingdingdiiing67404 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that this pizza guy and Claire are finally together. And they look like they're living the good life too.
@whatisjoedoing5 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele is the Tupac of sketch comedy. How are there still episodes dropping?
@beyblader4604 жыл бұрын
An Dave chappelle is the B.I.G
@F4billionyearzag03 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure these are old episodes
@Casius062 жыл бұрын
@@F4billionyearzag0 Weren't 2pac's song old as well? It is a great analogy
@F4billionyearzag02 жыл бұрын
@@Casius06 I don't believe that it is. 2pac supposedly recorded a million songs or a gang of albums right before he died. And his mom, family or record label have been releasing his material posthumously. I'm pretty sure all of these skits from Key & Peel were originally recorded and aired during the shows run from 2012-15. And were seen by people who actually watched the show during that time period. So no I'm sorry I don't think the analogy fits this here 🤷♂️
@Casius062 жыл бұрын
Well, It works for me, I Will not look so far into It, you are right tho, but I Will simply enjoy that It works for me and leave It like that
@JackMiner3605 жыл бұрын
*”OH, CLAIRE GOT SHOT!”* *“A BULLET CAME FLYING THRU THE WINDOW!”* *“SHE’S DEAD, SHE’S DEAD!”* *Hangs up phone* “Claire?!” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
@MariaEOD5 жыл бұрын
Same thing I was thinking!! They love the name “Claire”!! 🤣🤣
@thezacdaniel54095 жыл бұрын
We all watched the video you don't need to - oh. Wait... Oh I like this. 😏😂
@cabrogers8735 жыл бұрын
Lol which sketch was this from again? It sounds so familiar...
@seandreezy19885 жыл бұрын
I'mmmm not a rich man ...but I'm a good man okay 😋😋
@bon2yan885 жыл бұрын
like snake everytime he dies
@BrooklynBabyyDuhh5 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele upload My finger:I am speed (Edit) Alright!!! So many likes thanks
@jjlatinopedia5 жыл бұрын
My finger feels the same about my gf.
@King-xr9lx5 жыл бұрын
Finger: Gotta go fast.
@stayfrosty62905 жыл бұрын
Francesco Bernoulli: (Laughs) "What was that, McQueen?"
@lonejedi91755 жыл бұрын
My finger went ultra instinct!
@kentiastrickland25565 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much.
@floretion4 жыл бұрын
My dad always used to say the criteria for a real friend is not whether they call you on your birthday or hug and peck you on the cheek when you meet, but if they offer to help you when you move.
@AynMax6663 жыл бұрын
An old joke claimed: 'Friends help you move…_real_ friends help you move _a_body_.'.
@hakim61585 жыл бұрын
Call a mover. It's not as expensive as you think it is. Look at me. Call. A. Mover. Always.
@MrMGR19865 жыл бұрын
It’s really not, especially if you pack everything yourself and have it ready to go out the door
@kevo3005 жыл бұрын
90% of people never prepare for shit, so your right in that part
@fergalrh5 жыл бұрын
Pssst, hey, Hakim! Sorry to bother you but I just had to pass on an important message: this is a sketch, meaning that it's a joke not to be taken seriously. Alright, that was it! Have a good day now!
@sanctusignis97465 жыл бұрын
After self moving myself bc I have difficulty asking for help, I'm considering going minimalist...my stuff owns me,I don't own it...
@asee8185 жыл бұрын
what company's do they work for? never heard of that
@matthewkelley11595 жыл бұрын
her name is Claire, callback to pizza delivery vid
@BeBopScraBoo5 жыл бұрын
her name is ASTRIX and she makes the best vanilla milkshakes.
@julianallen54925 жыл бұрын
@@BeBopScraBoo Nice, but I think you meant to say "OSTRICH"
@sowhat...5 жыл бұрын
@@BeBopScraBoo what's that mean?
@BeBopScraBoo5 жыл бұрын
@@sowhat... on the tv show fringe, she played a lab assistant named astrid, and the wacky scientist always got her name wrong. truly a marvelous show.
@mitchrolla26195 жыл бұрын
That low key Han and Leia theme playing during the proposal XD
@technokokos5 жыл бұрын
Mitch Rolla pretty high key
@gnewt755 жыл бұрын
Mitch Rolla basically lol
@pedroharukiwatanabe55128 ай бұрын
I love it when Peele plays the girlfriend, he's really a great pick for that
@randygravel20575 жыл бұрын
“If you can’t afford movers you can’t afford to move” GOD
@oscarqwe1235 жыл бұрын
Randy Gravel everybody got different goals, nobody got rich by not saving money
@samuelr.60465 жыл бұрын
@Boxing Bro friends with benefits.
@omotiverat5 жыл бұрын
well, in this case the landlord had raised her rent so she couldnt afford to live there. what the hell is she gonna do?
@whitedarkness117565 жыл бұрын
Everytime I've helped someone move or someone has helped me move the moving person has provided food and we've ended up having a party afterwards. It's been a pretty fun experience. Never expected help from people or forced anyone to help me, but I also enjoy moving so maybe I'm weird.
@oppie23635 жыл бұрын
@Boxing Bro Imagine thinking that cultivating a supportive community is "low class" or that "low class" is even an insult. Bourgie fuck.
@angelfuturejob5 жыл бұрын
This just made me laugh especially when she just takes the ring and demands he paints her place lol
@UuzerName5 жыл бұрын
Seeing a Key and Peele skit for the first time is a pretty damn good feeling.
@ZeryArtzTM5 жыл бұрын
Nice man, I love them :D
@franktherabbit42322 жыл бұрын
I find it fascinating that these skits are short yet extremely potent in comedy and depth. Love it.
@jaymoe48435 жыл бұрын
i click so fast every time key and peele pops up
@Kit.E.Katz455 жыл бұрын
Old, new - doesn't matter. IT'S KEY & PEELE!!😍
@wparo5 жыл бұрын
Not seen this one before. So happy
@mohammed90323 жыл бұрын
@@YBehri lmao me too
@Magyarleanzo2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t want to be the 666 person to thumbs up this so here 👍🏽
@ianmichael39125 жыл бұрын
That romance music sounds a lot like Princess Leia’s theme song!
@ClearHeatVision5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Thought the same
@sagebaker64265 жыл бұрын
Ian Hom I thought it was for a second
@noahwagner76865 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that!
@TbYolo5 жыл бұрын
Sounds so much like Star Wars haha
@sadstormtrooper4 жыл бұрын
It is. Came to the comment section to see if anyone else noticed that too
@succubusnation4434 жыл бұрын
omg that initial horror track when she says "I'm moving myself this saturday" lololol... I have been there
@PakistaniPepper5 жыл бұрын
As someone who hadn't seen Key and Peele when it was first on: every skit is a new discovery.
@RippYoutube82015 жыл бұрын
Leaving a comment here for when I inevitably get sucked back into the key and peele cycle in about 4 months
@ConnecticutEmporium5 жыл бұрын
Your presence is required
@SpiritMan005 жыл бұрын
Key & Peele really helps with my mental health. So funny. I wish they can come back again.
@f-35alightningii794 жыл бұрын
I like how he always say “so, when do you THINK that’s going to happen.” Like he knows he ain’t gonna happen.
@Tatianarain5 жыл бұрын
If he don't help you move, he don't love you. I remember the moment I knew I had to end my situationship. I asked for help moving and he said point blank NOPE. I didn't show up to his graduation so it's even
@chantelmills69155 жыл бұрын
She is so pretty
@evanmiller77955 жыл бұрын
So true. NOTHING compares to the torment of helping someone move shit out of their house.
@cheshirecynic45243 жыл бұрын
I disagree. Being the person/people who have to gut a property after a tenant disappears on the slumlord and leaves all their crap behind is far worse. Double points if the tenant was cooking meth on the property and had dogs. I really feel like I should have earned triple after having to scrape out the SEVEN LAYERS of linoleum in the bathroom, though.
@mayssm3 жыл бұрын
So he was going to propose that day, but since she needed help moving, he decided to call the whole thing off.
@christopherratliff87845 жыл бұрын
Bro I will cut my phone off and go out of town to avoid helping someone move. 😂😂😂😂😂
@nonamed565 жыл бұрын
why?
@pxndxlunx58215 жыл бұрын
@@nonamed56 because it's a waste of my time and energy.
@loneeagle60265 жыл бұрын
Because There Snitches Who like to call the police on me
@MOBROOKS5 жыл бұрын
Same here. Hahahahaha
@eletronicdoctor36755 жыл бұрын
@@nonamed56 cause he's rick james
@pamshairexpo38925 жыл бұрын
12 hours, fine, naw 48 hours 🤣😂 lol
@ISAAC6075 жыл бұрын
H A I R
@abdeltube7725 жыл бұрын
They could've let Peele play the girl, that would've been hilarious
@ahmedelshamy50985 жыл бұрын
AbdelTube they did!
@lillatravius11065 жыл бұрын
@@ahmedelshamy5098 lmao dum fuk
@margaritam.91185 жыл бұрын
You can’t say no to Meeghan!
@Redridge075 жыл бұрын
@Abdeltube …. I absolutely hate when guys play girl parts, not funny and not believable
@fbi13195 жыл бұрын
Redridge07 I absolutely hate when girls play guy parts. So not funny and not believable.
@jacobtacosta4 жыл бұрын
They legit played Han and Leia’s theme when he proposed lololol