Haters Roast 2018 (CENSORED)

www.patreon.com/willam for the good stuff.
Thank you Murray & Peter Presents for the opportunity to make people laugh/cringe/look away in terror.
Check out Trixie's Moving Parts tour at @mppresents about to tear up Canada
EDIT: was just made aware that some of these jokes were mopped. I worked with a couple joke writers to flesh out some ideas and get some totally new ones ($100 a joke is my rule) and got BURNT. I'm sorry Sarah Silverman. I'm sorry whoever else. Jonah Hill I think someone said. Yea. It feels low but I don't wanna reupload the video cuz it's got a buncha views.

[@peaceofclay890]

These Queens can't say anything about Willam that Willam hasn't already said.

[@h3zANDRU]

Silent Bethlehem Master class, I’m taking notes.

[@honeyfungus4774]

Like that's something to be proud of.

[@dionietzsche4046]

@@honeyfungus4774 It is. Way to show your cluelessness.

[@dabeage]

you forgot to add .."but better."

[@Jacada126]

Willam is what drag is about. Keeping it dangerous.

[@silvanasaveri3011]

This is the truest statement ever made

[@ferflores3360]

Too dangerous, the Devil wants you, 666 like here!

[@istanbuloski]

Unfortunately is being sanitized lately to make it “kids friendly” and the fun of it is vanishing because of that.

[@charlicks8808]

I have 100% time for Willam and Trixie together. Willam choosing to post the random clip of Trixie falling at the meet-and-greet gave me jokes!

[@gustavogoikoetxea4524]

Charlicks do you really think Trixie is falling? It kind of looks like trinity gave her a little push with her leg, which makes it even funnier!!! 😹😹😹😹

[@XxFemmeFatalexX]

@@gustavogoikoetxea4524 i noticed that too i thought i was going crazy

[@dannydelgado7391]

@@gustavogoikoetxea4524 it did look like trinity pushed her lmfao!!!

[@felipevlllll]

@@gustavogoikoetxea4524 I didn´t noticed! That shady bish is good! I love her haha

[@bethanyshepherd7674]

Trixie's banshee scream is honestly my favorite thing ever. normal person : *laughs* Trixie: AHHHhhhHHHhH AHhHHHhhHHHHhhHHHH

[@Minxx8726]

I love her laugh 😂

[@JuanCarlos21]

Yeeessss

[@tysannjohnson4242]

Bird noises

[@JuanCarlos21]

Yeees

[@brentbentKRFP]

Drag queens have some of the best laughs in the world.

[@LeeDawson]

come through multiple camera angles. Professional fish.

[@flaneurgh]

Guuurl, Ru-Cap. Please?

[@babytooth3167]

she's profishional

[@moosedraw3731]

Except they’re also from 2 different nights. So her outfit changes. Not that professional. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️💁

[@sugarruneth9428]

This isn't Nina Bo'nina Brown, she won't reply to you back.

[@quashanrivers6331]

I am gonna report this comment.

[@jakew.5883]

"Eureka just released an awesome song called 'Body Positivity' and it goes like this: *sings Jurassic Park theme song* " I SCREAMED LIKE TRIXIE- 💀

[@emcrawford9225]

"Eureka released a new song and it goes like this" *plays Jurassic park song* BIIIIIITCH

[@jakew.5883]

@Yeet Skeet 12:51

[@UncleSpicey]

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[@LaynieFingers]

Jinx's laugh KILLS me... I had to back up three times just to relive it!

[@sprite65]

Laynie Fingers She has the greatest laugh!

[@Bobbiii0.2]

Trixies laugh gets me every time I hear it, or Latrices.

[@brentbentKRFP]

To me the sound of angels is a chorus of drag queens laughing their asses off.

[@VideoMonz13]

"Hey Willam, why don't you do something you've never done and wrap it up?" "Careful b*tch. You won through a halle-loophole" i fecken died

[@II-gj7vq]

I just love to see everybody at the height of their professionalism and entertainment it's so amazing to see everybody in one place like this and Willam

[@noextrai]

lol. fuck off. you had me til the end and made me giggle.

[@justiniantbh]

TRIXIE'S GAY SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND GIVES ME LIFE

[@rottenentertainment9518]

Literally... Screaming

[@tysannjohnson4242]

Don't watch uhnnn

[@ninalove3044]

*bird noises lol

[@Angelakoonce25]

“I also say the N word around her...NUTRITION” I died 😂

[@VDJVivacity]

I think Willam said "Don't say the N word around her...NUTRITION" lol.

[@bridestown1]

The joke about the N word standing for nutrition is taken from a SNL clip where Kristen Wiig dresses as Paula Dean on weekend update

[@bridestown1]

And rolling a big fattie came from a Comedy Central roast

[@themasksamonji8606]

Which part?

[@DominiqueKozuch]

James Charles is quaking for that black outfit.

[@stacischuck3844]

Dominique Kozuch I don't know him. Wish I didn't

[@reusslunar]

Oh lord that last long day she said goodbye....

[@LonApex]

@@EmmyV2002 you're obsessed with ASMR and K-Pop. Are you sure you aren't the one thats mentally ill?

[@denaturner8871]

Emily Rose if you aren't comfortable in this company, or with this profession and/or lifestyle..... why the rickety tickety dickety fickety fuck are you here?

[@xoxH3L3Nxox]

@@LonApex I'm obsessed with ASMR and K-Pop too. I'd like to let you know, we're not all as crazy as she is. I don't think it was the ASMR or K-Pop that did it, she was probably already like it.

[@ellagrace810]

A HALLELOOPHOLE!

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

ellagrace810 truly one of the best reads by any queen ever.

[@gingerarc122]

What did she say? i can't hear it lol

[@1abystander]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bowdowntojules]

she said: "careful, bitch, you won through a halleloophole!"

[@nomdeplume2213]

@@bowdowntojules whats a halleloophole

[@asteriadiana]

Gosh I adore Willam. I also really like how Thorgy is flipping through like ten pages in her notebook during all of this.

[@asteriadiana]

Haha thank you so true. Appreciated.

[@kldc2156]

Zoe Alaina np 😉 x

[@nathancreek6086]

She was reading through her collection of notes to various queens that all end in "fuck Shangela, that shady whore"

[@WriterVicYates]

Lmao

[@deangagatr3886]

That Black Outfit Is Iconic

[@deangagatr3886]

Eric Martinez Wow Other People Have Taste

[@lilme8762]

You need to learn Willam will be the one still prevailing long after RuPauls drag race herstory has died down. Besitos Willam 💋💖

[@darellgrant8753]

Lil Me yea. Willam and Rupaul are forever honestly

[@EmmyV2002]

William looks like he needs to go back to the insane asylum

[@hannah3146]

@@EmmyV2002 really?

[@Jacob42086]

@@EmmyV2002 it takes one to know one 🤣

[@elphbwckd212]

@R. Ive now, that's funny, considering most people think season 7 was the best season.

[@joogabelly9255]

where is willams netflix comedy special

[@DreadfulZack]

Thick. Thighs.

[@wheremylimpsat00]

DreadfulZack make the dick rise

[@FalconFighterPilot1013]

I remember Willam throwing a slice of pizza into the crowd at the roast in San Francisco. And I got to touch it ❤️

[@sheltered4460]

LMAO WHEN TRIXIE FELL

[@MarinaAndTheDevil]

Queen of falling

[@eyeonthepanda]

u mean when trinity kicked her over lol

[@rabbitlover11]

what time??

[@suzannefusion]

I love how much Jinkx is laughing!

[@hardandstyle9824]

i hate fucked up whores soo damn much dude hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Spongebobs4Life]

“IMBREAD” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alyssasalmon705]

"EmBread"

[@desirahjohnston60]

When William asked if thorgies dad sent him balloons from the sewer. I felt that 😂

[@wohdinhel]

latrice and jinx were the only ones amused lmfao

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

wohdin if you make them laugh, you know you did a good job. The rest?....hmm. Next.

[@HeartOfClod]

They've also heard each other's jokes twenty times, already.

[@Sam_Martyn]

I was dying for Willam to make a jab at trixxie winning as3 by saying shangela deserved it

[@sprite65]

Sam Cunningham He at least said Trixie won it by a loophole.

[@Sam_Martyn]

sprite65 I must have missed it haha

[@LAtinoGaara]

Yeah it starts at 15:20 with trixie telling her to wrap it up and she said that trixie won by a halleloophole

[@DiscordBeing]

He said she won by a Halleloophole. Even better.

[@atlaslife3800]

I would have said "at least my chicken dinners are cooked, and not on national tv".

[@Spongebobs4Life]

I really appreciate you took the opportunity to ask the opinions of those on Patreon. Regardless of if that was helpful or not for you, I think it was a really intelligent thing to do. 💙

[@Jb-un3rb]

Em B what did he ask?

[@yodude67j]

Whether or not his jokes were racist since there was such a backlash with Trixies jokes. DESPITE the fact that it’s a roast where the point is to offend people.

[@maxbelli38]

Joseph Insalaco IT IS CALLED A ROAST!!

[@yodude67j]

Did I say something different?

[@maxbelli38]

Joseph Insalaco It’s really nothing to take seriously. Did you not see Latrice’s tweet?

[@Kenyamoneheart]

I literally yelled when the Jurassic Theme music came on....Gold!

[@noextrai]

thanks Kenya baby!

[@yasyasyoa6]

Wow Eureka is very enthusiastic

[@mytime4687]

Holy shit, I thought that was mimi infurst LOL

[@toridouglas8923]

She didn't want to disturb her loaf by moving too much

[@bobkouin7465]

Yes she was. Problem ?

[@nellysmom8404]

She's allowed to have an off day

[@melon721]

Yeah, today instead of coming for Ginger or Darien’s gig she decided to come for Trixies. Did you notice how she didn’t start scream laughing till Trixie started. Top 4! Yay.....

[@johnbarham9991]

Years of seasonings indeed. Thank you for everything you've done for... to the community.

[@bleedblackwax]

Hey, Eureka - you having a good time? Yeah? WELL TELL YOUR FACE.

[@alyssasalmon705]

hahaha

[@bobkouin7465]

Fuck you ?

[@bleedblackwax]

ooooh you got me there girl

[@goliaboi]

Maybe she was having a really bad day.

[@emileebeatty7252]

😂😂😂

[@mostlyends]

I need captions. My old ears only hear echoes.

[@shootie2967]

Nick Keith same

[@creepyspookyicky]

Nick Keith i was looking for them too!!

[@noextrai]

turn it on

[@alyssasalmon705]

Willam please do sign language lol

[@NightmareLoveForever]

there's no CC option on the video

[@js6874]

The best part is trixies cackle 😂

[@Bobbiii0.2]

J S Trixies cackle, Willams... whatever that is 😂😂😂

[@gummymummy9604]

It's Jinxxx that gets me 😂

[@trevormaclean9246]

Scrolled for this comment, not disappointed. Her and Jinx would kill me if I was there in person lmfao.

[@zoegribben2952]

squawk

[@KJNguyenQuoc]

*Beautiful and funny AND hateful! How perfect she is :))*

[@MarilynMonday]

I remember when the Comedy Central Roasts used to be this savage lol

[@buttonsnrubbish]

I died at the Aja = Yolanda Saldívar joke.. LOVEEE!!

[@zsmeader]

Buttons n Rubbish please explain this

[@adriene02]

@@zsmeader yolanda saldivar was an obsessed fan who befriended the Tejano pop star Selena, became the president of her fan club, then later, murdered her in a jealous rage. Willam is making a comparison of Aja to Valentina (because of Valentina's obsession with thinking she's the drag version of Selena)

[@Rene-zm4jr]

@@adriene02 She didn't murder her in a jealous rage. She was stealing money from Selena's fan club and later shot Selena after Selena a confronted her about it.

[@lottie6723]

i love jinkx and latrice dying the whole way through

[@TheBatManiac]

Guys, I filmed the part where Willam stuck her head in the snow!

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

TheBatManiac don’t brag. Willam already has videos of her sticking her head around foreign white substances. It’s called Patreon.

[@TheBatManiac]

HeyMyLifeIsLibby Girl, I was just excited lol

[@hbhtcr5707]

very jealous

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

TheBatManiac I’m not demoting your achievement. I’m just saying that I’m sure it’s a common occurrence for Willam. 😂🙌👏

[@LxUxNxA]

Why was he doing that ?

[@Porcelaingoblin]

Half of them will fail, and they do, William the true winner ❤️

[@Porcelaingoblin]

Willam* damn autocorrect

[@sewell2777]

Jinx and Trixie laughing in the background gives me life

[@---bn2zw]

Trixie falling at the end is literally me lol

[@---bn2zw]

Cale Lambert Omfg! That's even better 😂😂😂😂

[@evancarlson4751]

"Derrick, stop!" absolutely sent me.

[@dixierae6063]

I love Bubble Gum. Hate pixelation.

[@anthonyL1995]

Honestly it's time to just end Drag Race and replace it with a Drag Queen variety show. Who doesn't want to watch these queens actually highlight their skills as opposed to being critiqued for not being something they aren't? A lot of the social media queens of later seasons might be SOL but at least the talent would be highlighted instead of trying to make a SL for someone who is pretty but no personality.

[@amywoodbury5255]

Exactly!

[@steffanixoom]

I live for Jinkx and Trixie omfg

[@hummingbirdcity]

When Trixie said "UhaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhh!!!" I felt that.

[@teeethtoomanyteeeth6174]

Derrick got replaced with her doppelgänger real quick

[@shamsqasr6173]

Doppelganger is too much for Derrick

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Willam is sooooooooooooooo wonderful. So hateful yet so cute and lovable.

[@Connor-rl4pf]

12:55 trixie is the T-Rex roaring to the music

[@haran2823]

you posting this and promoting trixie's tour on the description, i love u

[@Kirbybaby]

trixie screaming gives me life

[@southparkfan01]

My puppy had to go to the vet and I've been worried sick, all day. I've watched this 5-6 times, it's what's gotten me through today. Thank you, Willam ❤

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

serene2681 I hope your sweetie is better now! Willam gets us through a LOT.

[@_j_0_n_6_16]

This was hilarious Willam x Made my day 110 times better xoxo Also Trixie yawning at 8:43 is a mood

[@robbie727]

Trixie's laugh throughout had me dead

[@JaneTimmBaxter]

I love the chaps outfit SO much, that I had to watch this twice, as I didn't hear a word you said the first time around. Willam, you're GORGEOUS!

[@pernillaandersson8346]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Willam's outfit switches back and forth due to footage from different cameras

[@WriterVicYates]

She is starring in the sequel to Moonlight, Eclipse....I just fell out on the LA Metro.

[@itbetay8490]

I LOVE JINKX LAUGHING AT LITERALLY EVERTYTHING

[@FieryFlamingFajitas]

Trixie's witch cackle is like a homeless bag lady who just found $5

[@krd2331]

I love how much fun you all have together. This looks like a blast.

[@twinkiestumor1555]

God damn i know u dont need all stars 4 willam but we need u there. Im not sure of another drag race gurl with more quotes from her time there. Maybe Alyssa but i doubt it.

[@douniaeladnani3872]

The shade of it All😂😂😂

[@SoftSemtex]

that legitimately made me cry laughing. so bad ;D side note: do you see her wearing a white or a black outfit?^^

[@marilynsmymother711]

SoftSemtex It’s blue and gold.

[@eveannelise560]

That black outfit tho sksksk

[@stevenspecht001]

Trixie, Latrice and Eureka's mics being on is SENDING me

[@SlimShaney08]

The Jurassic park music... I could not breathe 😂

[@sprite65]

That was brilliant! A little hard to understand a few times but the good lines came through.

[@julianaragan7955]

I thought I was the only one who had a hard time understanding things lol

[@Es1am]

Trixie is a Legend

[@bootswiththefur8418]

Did y’all see her look at the stairs ONCE and proceed to gracefully walk up to the podium? Professionalism at its finest ladies 💅🏼

[@GlambyRJ]

"Careful bitch you won through a Halleloophole" I almost broke my damn desk chair jumping up and down laughing so hard.

[@najadahmer4862]

Love Trixie doing bird noises in the background!! Especially during roasting Trinity 🤣

[@ElizabethT45]

Reminding Trixie she won because of a "Halleluh-pole" was amazing.

[@CohnTrohL]

That clip of Trixie falling 😩😩😩😂

[@mezmerized4lifejay654]

Dont say the "N" word around her, Nutrition 🤣😂

[@EmilySuydam]

Thank you for posting =) I know you were afraid of people turning on you, but non-patreon people will hopefully enjoy the video as much as your supporters!

[@GothBoyUK]

EmilyS Those of us who are mature & understand what a roast is view the whole Trixie thing as being what it is - media hype & bullying, nobody picked on the other queens who have said things just as 'bad' (if not worse). Had it happened during a one-woman show then that's a different matter altogether. People forget what drag was before Drag Race bastardised it into a mild form of itself.

[@daysleeper4792]

GothBoy UK Well said! 👏👏👏

[@alyssasalmon705]

EmilyS Are you saying just coz some of us are poor bitchs & can't afford to support Willam's Patreon that We are not supporters of Willam? Wow that's the most intelligent presumption I've ever heard! 👎😂

[@EmilySuydam]

Alyssa: I didn't say anything like that at all... Not even sure how what I said was even twisted that much. (looking back I'm guessing it's because I referred to patreon supporters as "supporters"?. I thought with the context clues it was obvious what I meant. sorry.)

[@sarahperkins6421]

EmilyS You were perfectly clear. People just like to spin comments so they can win an argument about something nobody said. That seems to be the new trend these days.

[@Es1am]

Eureka at the back playing with her jewelry is *MOOD*

[@Alex456Ortiz]

Eurekas theme song for body positivity was hilarious. I just cant stop laughing.

[@DiegoHernandez-ry2df]

Trixies laugh in the back is everything.

[@ellebrooks13]

"You won through a halleloop hole"

[@victoriapowiec5976]

Knock knock Who's there? RuPaul RuPaul who? Shady Miss Vanjie Miss Vanjie Miss Vanjie 😂😂😂

[@rraycharle]

trixies laugh is EVERYTHING

[@callmemax029]

When she dragged Aja I started to cry, lmaooo

[@TroyCollins-yx3bp]

Jinx just losing it every second Willam : hi jinx: HA HA HA HA AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

Troy Collins yes someone else watching this as late as I am!

[@joaosousa5678]

She's such an incredible artist! She even changed outfits for different camera angles...

[@DillonBranford]

OML, at 13:00 when Thorgy laughed so hard she clapped on her mic.

[@abderrahmanex777]

When they all tongue popped

[@andysimmons1842]

The last couple seconds give me life!

[@whointhewhat]

Trixie’s laugh is life

[@UncleSpicey]

12:08 The way Jinkxx reacts, turns to a shocked Trixie and Ginger when Willam says “don’t worry we have a cabaret licence” Hahahahaha Why is that so shocking??!!

[@TheAwesomenessOfJay]

That Jurassic Park music left Eureka PLUCKEDDDDDD

[@missangiemissangiemissaaaa1280]

Absolutely brilliant Willam!!

[@justcalledkatie]

i relate to the faulty table

[@xXOpenYourHeart759Xx]

i laughed so hard at "Rupaul who?" "That's shady"

[@chuckmissildine2894]

This was the BEST Willam video ever.. you are afucking treasure

[@arasharfa]

"I dont wanna live anymore" - Trixie Mattel LMAOOOO

[@pariahcarrey]

Willam is the Courtney Love of drag

[@hney3321]

I laughed so hard when the trixie fell , at the end😂

[@gstvgs]

those aja reads lmfaooooooooo

[@daviedmond4639]

jinx cracks me up with her laugh

[@rileytheballerina]

That knock knock jock ender made me qweef😭😭🤣🤣 Willam is too good!