Noises Dads Make | CH Shorts

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CAST
Raphael Chestang
John Milhiser
Avery Monsen
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Yaniv Elani

[@coleallen8425]

Introducing dad ASMR

[@Orelion]

This comment made me do a spit take, bravo!

[@calebpicking]

That’s what I was thinking. Haha 😂

[@tompycz2225]

What is asmr

[@NS1973]

I truly feel misrepresented here. As a dad, I can honestly say: we make a LOT more sounds than those. Like, seriously. Our subvocalization lexicon is infinitely more expansive and expressive than mere grunts and groans. We got nose wheezes, whistles, guttural expositions, tongue babbles, clicks, clucks... really, guys, you missed some of our best sounds!

[@AF-bh5ol]

Olisadebe Ojukwu agreed

[@roxxram9151]

Forgot about dad-sneezes and dad-snoring!

[@hiimapenguin]

omfg lol

[@jaykay030]

Ugh the whistles..

[@jsaviourss8049]

not the mention the walking with no screaming

[@axonIvorist]

But i make those noises... wait.... i gotta talk to my girlfriend

[@gamerfungamesnathan4339]

Ur a dad wellcone to the father hood

[@hiimapenguin]

oof

[@_frixx_746]

🤣

[@viciousscythe4162]

Underrated comment

[@pr8jectzero543]

Was in

[@grstfahbtgad]

Wtf there's no dad sneezes

[@Xerkies]

Jojo Sun Lol, they should definitely add that.

[@jameshicks4210]

Jojo Sun wrong

[@salad-salad2892]

The world will end

[@ssoaka7]

"Ahhhhh! PSHHSZUVDJDAHHHHH!"

[@MidoriJane12]

Jojo Sun HACOOOOHHH

[@introxgrunt]

You forgot the “oop” and “oh” noises dads make when they bump into something

[@brodycates8472]

Ethan Winograd yea

[@ebbie0074]

😂 and the noise yep

[@vincentnguyen8199]

I think everyone does that. Or am I dad... Do I have a child I don't know about?

[@sywitz]

Vincent Nguyen yes

[@Azrael-me1tm]

And the soft coughs

[@Emma-Lumi]

We've went from CollegeHumor to OfficeHumor and now we have DadHumor

[@_Mr.Tuvok_]

Thexevilxwulfy GeriatricHumor coming soon

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

Lol

[@yonaholic]

Thexevilxwulfy they grow up so fast!

[@Coolhand24_]

MiddleAgeHumour

[@Jackmjedi]

AmeobaHumor

[@tatusaalasti2150]

My parents are propably gonna think that I'm watching European porn when they hear these noises

[@Sophia-hn8if]

Tatu Saalasti 😂

[@immortalsun]

Why European?

[@mathewcapone5661]

“That’s some good meat”

[@arisgiannopoulos2823]

European gentleman's approved🇪🇺🔖

[@DangosAreCute]

@@mathewcapone5661 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@PhilipZeplinDK]

At 33, no kids... also make these sounds.

[@ashleysmith1276]

Philip Zeplin Preach! I bet that you, like me, only make these noises around other men. Gotta prove you've been working hard and deserve that burger and a cold beer...

[@mcj6119]

Ditto

[@jazz7569]

Ashley Smith you're probably wrong.

[@ashleysmith1276]

Dreamer Probably. Wouldn't be the first time! 😃

[@jazz7569]

Ashley Smith lol weirdo you drank too much

[@busang9253]

BUT WHERE IS THE THROAT CLEARING AND THE NEWSPAPER PAGE TURNING??!!!!

[@mcbragg3779]

and the Nap Time

[@rtech5347]

😂😂😂😂 THROAT CLEARING I SWEAR

[@SweRaider1993]

They don't want to copy family guy :P

[@ordinarybantha2756]

Hahahah so true! And no turning the page without licking the fingertip first.

[@Jroc7275]

And the finger licking to turn a page

[@lattye7040]

Confirmed: Dads are in constant pain

[@naaokailey7030]

from the neverending failures of their children

[@aisso9111]

I've become so numb I can't feel you there...

[@DavidBlader]

you forgot that "AHHHHHH" after that first sip of the beer

[@ICantSplel]

They didn't

[@crystalreed3302]

They didn’t forget it...?

[@art-oq1pi]

They said that

[@Vesper778]

1:14 ...

[@jeeeyjey]

Duong Nguyen they did an aah but it should be an uuuaAAAaargGgAHHH

[@szymonsmiakowski6333]

Why am I not even 21 years old and already make these types of noises all the time?

[@coughpillbox748]

Same but I have a package handler job at FedEx so I have a clear idea why I'm in this predicament

[@danielcollins247]

RetroSupporter93 settle down grandpa lol but seriously most rockstars I enjoy 70+ and they still tour and put on a show so just think about that

[@danielcollins247]

RetroSupporter93 I listen to good music Beatles led Zeppelin Clapton etc pop is complete shit

[@almaz4858]

Moi tow

[@caiheang]

Better call Maury

[@brian_8852]

This video made me oddly uncomfortable

[@TheInfiniteTrial]

but iz it de way?

[@sllushii_]

K N U C K L E S ONLY ME AND MEH BRODDAS KNO TEH WAY

[@TheInfiniteTrial]

thn wher can i find de way

[@luciencross3856]

Smells like ebola

[@eziotamer742]

Not only you kno the way I kno da way too

[@NewMessage]

Hm. My Dad's noises always contained a lot more swear words.

[@johnsmith-qn2gd]

I'm italian. We have three levels of swearing. I know dads who can climax to a fourth while trying to sit down.

[@brianhelt9125]

Dude you're everywhere

[@dackgibson3505]

My dad doesn't say or do too much but he makes a really big racket when he's in my parents' bedroom.

[@solarflare157]

666 likes It's perfect

[@NuhanHidayat]

How & why are you everywhere???

[@chocolatemilk431]

“Life, is, good.” “And it says so right on my shirt!” *dad laughter*

[@Kewlausgirl]

I love how they all had the Dad shirts. The checked shirt, the polo and the really awful printed messages (although my dad doesn't wear the last one). XD

[@hannahcheung9636]

Backyards, the daddiest place on earth

[@kieshachriswell8031]

Hannah Cheung the word daddiest...why?😂😂

[@kmoss9521]

That and the garage

[@hannahcheung9636]

Kenneth Moss The Daddiest

[@joshuaingobo1559]

This video is too early to celebrate Father’s Day.

[@EnseiMada]

Or it's too late

[@crunch1757]

Joshua Ingobo mothering Sunday is just a month away

[@khanarif2458]

Joshua Ingobo

[@weirdgamerbakergirlmatanza4504]

Never too early

[@killdebluekdb8651]

Joshua Ingobo doesnt it r3mind u of insurgency when he was like OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[@koolaidkoalatv7478]

After watching this with my dad I never looked at him the same way again and he knows why...

[@laughandlive377]

KoolAidKoala TV XD

[@matcha.always]

... Mom Noises next?

[@Xerkies]

Gail Ortaliz Oh no

[@FlyingZard11]

It's inevitable.

[@sentientcrab26]

that would be moaning at night in your parents room

[@matcha.always]

Originalzomgamer oh the horror

[@metric3450]

*deepthroat starts playing*

[@gitadine]

I'm a 26-year-old childless woman and I make these noises, not to mention I love dad jokes. Am I... Am I secretly a dad???

[@thebananamonk]

Hi Secretly a dad??? I'm Josh!

[@AbdulRehman-fb6ol]

Memes and Hearthstone ...mother of god, it's the king of all dad jokes

[@MrNightpwner]

No you're a cat lady

[@dnlmachine4287]

Yes. You are MY dad. Stay gold.

[@MecanicalEnd]

I think you're just fat..

[@MrNotThatFamous]

considering nobody takes my dad seriously, its all noise

[@elisef8111]

Damn

[@trevoraspinall9]

This comment is the Funniest thing on this link.

[@saiabineshnatarajan8999]

Wait till you have a child.

[@daddytachanka8076]

Mr Not That Famous how are you verified...

[@divorceattorney727]

I feel kinda attacked

[@syafranmuflih7139]

Why am i not surprised Katie wrote this

[@chabblesthenub7418]

She didn't check the discripton

[@dumpster9048]

As much as I'd like for it to be Katie's, It was Jessica Ross

[@NiamhCreates]

Stop confusing Katie with Jessica Ross.

[@BigDogCountry]

That's an awful lot of work for such a little payoff.

[@alicefayxxo]

She does cocaine and write good script why are you surprised?!

[@danielathomas8301]

"just send me your social security number, your credit card info, and your mother's maiden name in a private msg." so that's how this channel is still going.

[@ReincarnatedGhost1]

I pause that message now. Its getting old and stupid. Kate needs to update her messages. heh.

[@joshuaizly5502]

Oh boy, this did not age so well

[@georgemoore4068]

1st thought: "My Dad doesn't do that!" 2nd thought: "Oh wait, my Dad does do that!"

[@dorp465]

4 minutes... of this...

[@derpmcgerp8062]

Mr. Getalife close your eyes and listen to it. Gets even better. XD

[@Kovukingsrod]

This is too good oh my god

[@ZombieWolfGang13]

Wait...I don't get it...that's just a normal evening for me and my two buddies. *strains to click send*

[@illegalalien6199]

I'm just watching this so I can pretend I grew up with a dad for tonight.

[@fafinaf]

Highland-Ninja damn man.

[@tomasstropkovic5615]

Highland-Ninja are you black?

[@CPiz321]

Abdul Akbar is this necessary to ask?

[@robertposaric6419]

Highland-Ninja well i would prefer not to have a dad but hey thats just me

[@Ryan-ou6jh]

Same

[@salmonsays1466]

It's funny because I never had a dad

[@helloasroma]

Do salmons don't have fathers? Or is it cuz you're black?

[@salmonsays1466]

God of Thunder Designs he died when I was four

[@helloasroma]

Did your father at least end up on a plate in a fancy seafood restaurant?

[@salmonsays1466]

helloasroma I'm not joking, he literally died when I was four.

[@Korajiyo]

Found the black kid.

[@Vesper778]

I’m only 25 and not even a dad yet I already make these noises... fml

[@zionweeks1440]

I love how the easier the task becomes the harder they grunt

[@scintilla-p9463]

This had to go through a team of people. And they had to say "you know what? I think that's a good idea!"

[@AintTheDroidULookinFer]

It was a good idea. It's accurate.

[@RandimArray]

Congratulations. You stretched a one line joke to nearly 4 minutes without adding any spin/premise/subversion on it

[@supersneakyshrub3975]

RandimArray and yet people are still watching it.

[@massmess]

How will they know it's bad if they don't watch it first? :/

[@haagenneldeberg6787]

And its marvelous. Reminds me of Seinfeld.

[@CilanSteele]

They did it before with their Dine and Dash video

[@ajud24]

The subversion is that they never go to the doctor. Congratulations on failing to see that.

[@cheeky4743]

Its funny because it doesnt even sound like pain, it sounds like their so relaxed it physically burdens them to get up lol

[@ishimomo7842]

This is so funny to listen to! :D

[@UnPhayzable]

Petition to keep Potbelly Raph?

[@azimby2844]

UnPhayzable can I sign twice?

[@Polyglot_English]

Господи, это a new low

[@cameronberhow8596]

Yes please

[@howdoichangethepicturehelp9809]

Every one of the 273 likes on this is another signature

[@Rem1m1]

PLEASE

[@lukegibson9209]

I make these noises. I'm 17.

[@hermanessences]

I've been making them all my life.

[@goldbenasas4957]

Literally same, and im a girl haha

[@DoctorLazers]

Are you perhaps a fat guy? Fellow fat guy inquiring here.

[@Demotivational_Monarch]

Luke Gibson: You might want to got to a doctor, mate.

[@logansmith2703]

Pullout game too weak?

[@JyotiSingh007]

I couldn't stop laughing in this whole video😂😂😂 great video

[@mirryahandrews9009]

This is so hilarious and so true omgg

[@Cottagegay]

But wait, I was just making those noises yesterday while getting a miller lite out of the garage fridge. That must mean... HONEY-

[@bryanbirrueta6902]

As a dad, I can tell you that they did not emphasize the sounds enough

[@haleylafferty9870]

Such a classic video

[@michaelahnotlob-iksrepok6572]

I really lost it when he pulled off the BBQ cover and screamed

[@watong9232]

"Mmm.." [clear throat] *cough* "EHhhh..." (snort) (labored sigh)...

[@hfcred6754]

I was laughing the entire time because this is just way too true

[@Ava-tg2ys]

Same, lol

[@OpticIlluzhion]

hfcRed omg u watch CH too? (Coming from gd, eevee was a great level)

[@hfcred6754]

I've been watching them since almost 4 years :b

[@TTBOn00bKiLleR]

this is brilliant

[@chemicalash4731]

raph just feels like a great dad, the laugh and look just seem comforting

[@hmmyesinteresting]

This video is oddly relaxing

[@pinkspirit6986]

hmm yes interesting. Why are you not at the top yet Dont disappoint us

[@oxksie]

Uuueeeeh aaaaaaaa

[@ActiveAdvocate1]

Dammit, you beat me to it. UUUUUUUUUURGH...! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

[@RiceCracker87]

I just watched a load of grown men grunting and preparing meat... good.

[@jasonp6880]

I laughed way too hard at this!

[@quickattackfilms7923]

This had me dying haha top notch

[@gamechanger7282]

The only noise I remember from my dad was the him starting the car to go to the store.

[@lordomega6802]

*edgy an funny*

[@GringoGoblin]

This doesn’t sound like someone beating me

[@browniescake4563]

Aaron Huggins I’m fucking done

[@bums009]

I'm dead 😂😂

[@privateprivate855]

I thought this video was going to be 4 minutes of silence

[@Tozzie50]

Buddy...

[@sunny-bh6kw]

i shouldn’t be laughing, i shouldn’t, i’m a terrible person oh god

[@Mr_Wiley]

I didn't know how much I needed this

[@Oddmartian2]

Looking forward to seeing the 10-hour loop of this.

[@mybackhurts7020]

I make all those noises plus more And everything does hurt This video is so right

[@ohdogwow2]

They forgot the snap, crackle, pop noises my ankles make when just walking around.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

The real opioid crisis is that dad's do not get a free morphine drip for life.

[@Bigbundi]

When the comments are funnier than the video

[@samdewane5909]

Why did you have to post this in January, now I want to wear a t-shirt and shorts, and eat freshly grilled burgers. But it's -10 degrees outside

[@lemonke8132]

Sam Dewane lol it’s 70 degrees where im at (not celsius)

[@quingo1139]

That's still grilling weather. Pansy.

[@quingo1139]

Jason Dunne so glad you included that disclaimer. I just assumed that you were living somewhere with a nearly boiling ambient air temperature

[@citizenk8195]

Living in Australia atm. Doing that right now... Hhnnngghhh!

[@timothyharris7288]

same

[@8Rincewind]

This is mesmerising.

[@dnlmachine4287]

I usually skip the first 30 seconds of videos to avoid level 100 intro blaring noise. So I wasnt sure if Socks n Sandals had been represented. I rewound and watched from beginning, and it was good, and warm tears of joy flowed. These guys must have great dads that they learned from, and I hope that as they age their dadness becomes world class. Stay gold.

[@tbirum]

Where's the burping and farting??

[@TexelGuy]

It's too hot for youtube

[@divyanshutripathy3484]

This video has a weird power. It irritated me but I still kept on watching it

[@AakashVijayPC]

This is really funny and accurate.

[@kinorai]

God damn I laughed so much!!!

[@Ben.N]

*video game characters

[@valentai_777]

ArduinoBen *anime characters

[@ArusDragomire]

....*random yelling noises*

[@Jackmjedi]

*link intensifies*

[@qewdascz1839]

ArduinoBen 69 likes

[@Dudeman715]

This video made me think of all the noises link from Zelda makes. I need to see link dad now

[@khizarshaikh5652]

Hands down best college humor video in the history of college humor videos...and videos.....and humor

[@flamecryptid143]

I wonder if Grant has seen this video?

[@JapanskNinja]

Damn I'm doing all of these noises and I'm not a dad and only 28. Time to start smashing I guess.

[@signefrigg425]

JapanskNinja only 28😂😂

[@paullyons3938]

Watched this on the toilet

[@radiguana9753]

Paul Lyons sane

[@ashleygibson5948]

Literally as I type, sameeee

[@liliantjioe8550]

Crackin a cold one with the boys

[@imlovinit4248]

This is the kind of content I subscribed for 👌

[@ulasonal]

Now close your eyes and imagine a fight scene whit the sound of the beer scene lmao

[@DiegoDiaz-lm3it]

Ulaş Önal I cant imagine a bar fight with that casually elevator music just in the background

[@Uatemydoodle]

The stupid thing is, the video is accurate.

[@harrietjonesformerprimemin2545]

How is that stupid?

[@gunch5492]

Where’s the burping and farting tho

[@GibbonLord]

Yeah and where is the complaining that they had a worse life as a kid. And that kids now a day are so lazy and spoiled.

[@alexsim3540]

+M. Steam yeah, why didn't a channel called CollegeHumor put that in, i wonder

[@lookforagoodname4274]

The sarcasm is crazy in this comment section but yeah in some cases this is very accurate also there are many parents in college the image of party animals drinking and fucking all night is just a stereotype

[@RBPSvideos]

this might just be the best video you have veer made

[@xsorrowxkingx5051]

This is still one of the greatest videos ever made

[@usukandidont]

Funny concept. The joke got old really quick, though.

[@robologan4653]

OGTogepi I think the point is it just keeps going on

[@washyrose5904]

Real quick.

[@MisterGravelrama]

OGTogepi I agree, I liked it but too heavy & repetitive on the noises- would have been better with more of the cliches, those were spot on.

[@zoesomething9507]

i wonder what their neighbours think they're doing

[@rulerworld1289]

Plot twist, theyre all kryptonians and everything they own is made of neutron star material meaning its really heavy

[@kaxa9285]

I was dying for it to finish

[@johnmorgan933]

Raphael isn't DEAD!

[@Woschbaerable]

That was not Raphael , it was his slightly better looking father who makes dadnoises

[@johnmorgan933]

Woschbaerable oh yeah I forgot about him!

[@pinkiespirit6890]

This is way too accurate for me.

[@poppymansfieldjones253]

This is somehow my favourite college humour video

[@CrackaDon]

Never had one, didn't know what they sounded like. Now I'm glad I don't have one.

[@orrins8554]

This is only partly accurate but yes, you should be glad.

[@superdameonglitchy4204]

Your an orphan?

[@lesleysept4382]

Superdameonglitchy4 Denovchek lol, I think he had a mom.

[@dinosaurlady2]

Lol my dad wasnt in my life either and this comment has me cracking up. I love people with "inappropriate" senses of humor. 😂😂

[@zjifzmifzukjtrzjghuk]

I feel sorry for you, but don't let that keep you down.

[@fishypussy]

That commentary is amazing Please never close your eyes and listen for this whole video

[@dogsforever5707]

The doctor bit was the most accurate

[@NintendoPolitics]

Crackin a cold one with da bois

[@spicysmooth2]

This gives me so much motivation to workout

[@andrewprawat8199]

I love how the grunts get progressively more horrifying over time

[@0riginall337]

This is too accurate😂

[@robertbenyi]

how?

[@zanepoke1074]

it sounds like they're dying with every move my dad doesn't even groan that loud and he's 55

[@syeungmin6204]

The King of play 'Satire? What is that, some kind of Pokèmon?'

[@zanepoke1074]

Miles ??? A critical hit (that's pretty dam funny)

[@bruhfis786]

this is painfuly accurate

[@DN-mr8jk]

This is the funniest clip I’ve seen in a while dog like I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute

[@valentinxz]

Next time on dragon ball z

[@romanfox5368]

XD

[@CDMOgamersonline]

The sounds remind me of when the two guys from *the wolf of wallstreet* take those overdated drugs lol

[@cadebayerl8117]

Cedric yeah good ol' quaaludes

[@ruthnoel7490]

Keep it up :)

[@charlisabeth]

I want the bloopers to this :D

[@Thisguy2005]

I know a dad and mum noise: Huh,huh,huh, oh yeah

[@lovejoymonton369]

Okay I'm glad that my dad doesn't do that. He just sneezes a lot.

[@Scarfysmom]

Dads sneeze SO LOUDLY

[@ordinarybantha2756]

Hard To Love hahahah my Dad's sneezes are so loud they would make my brother cry when he was little.

[@marycoffelt3041]

Best ASMR ive ever watched

[@jellybean1689]

Don’t forget the extremely loud sneezes that shake your whole house that all dads have.