Old Man Noises. Ross Bennett

[@swish6754]

His hair adds so much to his humor and delivery.

[@sweetlove3391]

Patricia N Haha, he really looks like a funny cool professor.

[@nurukanja1488]

@@sweetlove3391 ...totally funny Einstein.. Lol

[@sweetlove3391]

nuru Kanja Haha yeah.. 😊

[@nurukanja1488]

@@sweetlove3391 ....lol ...he is wonderful

[@sweetlove3391]

nuru Kanja for sure!!

[@joebermuda6452]

I’m actually impressed how talented all these guys are without swearing

[@wildtatz]

Pffff really that's why you are impressed ???

[@wildtatz]

@Daniel Appleton yep I agree ...if you use swear words just for look at me I, m saying nasty words ,,I'm so cool ,, No you are not ,,not cool and not funny ,,but if used correctly I, m in

[@wildtatz]

@Daniel Appleton deadpool was pretty funny I agree ,, and jim Carrey used to be really funny before he was under the leftwing spell. .

[@Blaze_1961]

@Daniel Appleton F bomb every other word is more like it, but yes I get your point.

[@rzella8022]

It takes ACTUAL talent to be funny without all the f-bombs and sex talk. Breath of fresh air imo.

[@donatocongialdi4811]

Drybar has great comedians...no cursing and still make you laugh your tail off !

[@timearly5226]

This is the guy you want as an uncle or grandfather

[@jasonayres]

I'm taking notes..

[@michaelfarar4232]

@@jasonayres Riiiiippppp!!!! Toooooot.....Vsssssttttttt

[@donoimdono4868]

Tim Early - I am that grampa

[@coinhorder9243]

Agreed but he is younger then my parents.

[@heapsmadgirl]

I sent this to my Dad 😆 whenever he gets up from the couch he lets out an 'oysh!' Old man noises are definitely a thing 😲

[@MrDinFla1]

💯

[@imonmyway317]

Me too

[@vincentjames7210]

I'm 21 and I make noises when i sit down and stand up😂 everyone calls me grandpa

[@ENFPerspectives]

Vincent James 😂😂🙏

[@swish6754]

Grandpa Vinnie 😁

[@yoblazes]

Most likely because your trying to be ironic and forcing it.

[@vincentjames7210]

@@yoblazes oh yeah because you live with me and know exactly how I feel.

[@yoblazes]

@@vincentjames7210 no I just know what it looks like when people fish for attention.

[@frankpitochelli6786]

I'm 62 and I can attest, every noise he talks about is absolutely true...🤣

[@anonimous2451]

Ya know, Snap, Crackle, and Pop used to be one of my favorite breakfast cereals. Now it's what I hear getting out of Bed ................ but I am mastering that lay down technique alright. And soon I will lay down FOREVER !!!

[@hitsongsa]

I love his delivery

[@realviper1188]

Just watching a bunch of these dry bar comedy shows and im laughing harder than most of the other comedy shows ive seen Yes, they are just hand picking the best jokes but im still laughing harder at some of these they're just that funny

[@lindar5413]

Ditto

[@johnandevefoster3816]

this guy hasnt been funny to me yet.... I am almost three minutes in..when do the hand picked jokes get good? even if everything he said was true. comedians are like fine wine, not all people are going to like the way it tastes, or undertand its undertones/case in point...undertand. I would rather enjoy the life without the thermostats 😉🙃🙂 I was checking out the line up from KZbin... ER-WHEN LOOKING AT THE COMEDIAN line-up When i saw this guy and checked out the "subject" :::: " when you get a colonoscopy " "y" ! that sounds'sss intriguing; {might tickle my taste buds"}...he could probably bring; {"funny to my table. "} with this blockbuster subjectION OKAY OKAY I will stop everybuddy is a comedian

[@CharisSunny]

"So I'm getting a *pillowtop*!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faithfulone4678]

LMAO😂😂😂😂

[@barnabydodd8956]

This guy has a face that should be a character in a movie.

[@blondiepianist]

And he has a voice that would be great for voice acting.

[@fuckjoebiden4976]

*_In a way, he's the earlier version of the little old man in 'Up!'._*

[@gsdfan8455]

This guy is GOOD!

[@masterkixana6852]

One of the best comedians they've had yet! X)

[@genaneumann1653]

LOVE Ross Bennett- we saw him years ago on a cruise and never forgot him- or his hair😄😍

[@Shawnx-jb7sv]

First time hearing this guy, and we love him! Hahaha! He's awesome!

[@donaldduck5660]

Oh my God this guy fills me with joy. So brilliantly funny and full of character.

[@mareir]

I make "getting in and out of the car" noises. 😆

[@johnw2026]

I do to... When my back is hurting and I have to climb UP into my 4X4 truck, lol! Not easy!

[@lauragadille3384]

Yessssss

[@festushaggen2563]

Guilty. I’ve been making the working noise getting in and out of the chair for awhile now but I won’t say for how long. 😆

[@ltcajh]

I used to make fun of an old guy for saying, “Oh me!” When he sat down. Now standing up from a squatting position I’m no different!

[@lazzzlooo]

I do this all the time... funny part though, i'm not even 30 😅.

[@alienonion4636]

Brooklyn thermostat. 🤣

[@picantesworld7723]

The Manhattan thermostat thing is so true. Where people live in houses!! 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@johntao6822]

Brooklyn

[@picantesworld7723]

@@johntao6822 I grew up in Brooklyn we had radiators in our house too

[@davegoodwin1848]

This guy is hilarious! Without swearing and dirty jokes too.

[@mistikalnawe]

lol this guy needs to be either my older best friend or my grandfather. sense of humor is legit

[@schaapje666]

Saw his whole show. He killed it!! Gorgeous comedy chapeau!

[@patrickstratton4215]

This guy is the 2nd of 2 comedians my wife and I have watched from this channel and haven't laughed so hard in forever. Funny and true life in your face at the same time, Brilliant!!!

[@a.k.4085]

I laughed SO hard on 2 of his clips. I thought i was going to be hurt....i was gasping for air!!!

[@garymcaleer6112]

Good clean and witty humor. How refreshing when compared to today's all-political late night talk shows. I can hear Johnny now: "Have you people lost your mind?"

[@DavidMakesNoise]

I love this, just discovered him and he's hilarious

[@timothycook2917]

Ross Bennett: I grew up in a small town, located on the outskirts of a WalMart

[@freecitizen2760]

It is the center of town ... as the marketplace was.

[@bill091086]

I'm sorry for you, man! That sucks the big one!

[@maem7636]

[ DRY BAR COMEDY ] " Thanks for Ross Bennett; he is very funny to watch and hear ! "

[@philiphannum4211]

OMG!! I am that guy!! I had no idea that my noises were universal.

[@rebeccariordan6391]

I think he's so funny because he's so right!

[@Padoinky]

Rebecca Riordan: a wise person once said that a joke is funny b/c there is a bit of ironic truth in every joke

[@AlaskanAndie]

LOVE HIS HUMOR!!!

[@petetong9725]

I really like this guy....great delivery

[@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg]

I make noises while THINKING about moving, when I move only dogs can hear!

[@troyezell5841]

Lol

[@paulhunt4690]

Have been listening to him on Sirius radio for years. Not what I envisioned him to look like. Not that it matters. He’s a very funny comedian. Love when he talks about his dad.

[@raultejedor]

If he wasn´t a comedian he´d be a mad scientist.

[@RogerBarraud]

Probably his day job :-)

[@phorewhoresman1897]

Wow, funny, funny guy. Gonna have to watch a lot more of him.

[@TheWriterWalker]

Comedic excellence.

[@Prin_Cess_007]

One of the best comedians I’ve seen come out of drybar. My dude u need to start a KZbin channel & you’ll get a Netflix deal. You need to be on tv.

[@codzeedeedee5990]

When you bend down to pick up stuff you make a noise coming back up or farting for nothing bwahaha 😂😂😂

[@ssy12335]

He took his glasses off and I thought " Harpo Marx!"

[@1984potionlover]

Let me first apologize. I'm Canadian, and legally, THC enhanced. I've seen your comedy both weed, and non-weed enhanced. You, sir are good for the funny bone, no matter the level of personal enhancement. You are primo! Excellsior!

[@haunted_lunchbox]

My husband does those noises 😂😂

[@swish6754]

So funny! More please.

[@viopsadmin]

This guy should have on his own sitcom. lol

[@arthurharris9428]

viopsadmin agreed!!

[@boldcautionproductions9203]

Yeah!

[@laurabuckles7961]

He'd make a great Doctor Who....or just "Doctor" depending on which you prefer.

[@derekroberts7217]

Jody Whittaker is terrible, I do not think she is to blame so much as political correctness BS.

[@opinionatorX]

This is next level clean comedy! I really dig this channel. I can now enjoy comedy again.

[@johncoe6304]

These guys are just fantastic. Very enjoyable.

[@gwernette5971]

Thanks for the Clean, non-offensive Comedy!

[@dsmr3297]

I really enjoyed this guy! I didn't know that about apartment living in New York, so I learned something new from him. Cool!

[@bleckybob]

Ah...hahah....my knees crack and pop more than a bowl of rice crispies

[@simeonbaumel7293]

As long as they don't snap like mine did... (hit by a car...)

[@SuperMIKevin]

Beautiful!

[@Stephlovesnapping]

Love this guy!!

[@clarissad5642]

You can always put your Canadian quarter in the Aldi shopping cart! Trust me, it works ;)

[@maow9240]

Yes aldis the only place you can buy a shopping cart for a quarter!

[@TheArgos12]

Yeah but then you get it back.

[@vsgfilmgroup]

4:10 And when that arctic air mass meets the warm front in the living room, occasionally there's a thunderstorm. But it never lasts long and only occasionally knocks out the power, so hey!

[@terryf5131]

I find I am now looking for more Ross Bennett vids...he's really good!!

[@NathanG454]

I’m 33 I’ve done heavy labor my whole life. Had back surgery two years ago. I now make noises like this 😂

[@L.Spencer]

Yeah back problems create strange noises.

[@midheaven8991]

Respect...

[@nowhereman7398]

The store clerks look at you like you're trying to pass counterfeit money when you accidentally give them a Canadian quarter.

[@windchimeisland]

The thermostat thing had me chuckling out loud. I had my earbuds in and my husband looked at me like I’d just just gone insane; he didn’t hear it,

[@stringbender57]

Love the Dry Bar Comedy!

[@maxwellspeedwell2585]

Refreshingly funny & clean. If a comedian has to be dirty to get a laugh then he's no comedian. -Groucho

[@Robard65]

“There, that oughta do it ... no, that’s not gonna do it.” 😂😂 Einstein finally found his trade.

[@jasonhowell8]

Lol! I'm not sure I ever became the son my dad wanted, but I don't think he's complaining. Very funny bit.

[@whyyeseyec]

I can relate to this guy. I'm at that age when I drop something on the floor I look down at the object and think, do I really need that??

[@cutzymccall7675]

Apparently, George Washington was a transvestite! OMG nearly lost it with that one.

[@kimw4323]

love this guy hes awesome!!

[@probinson8296]

Im 53 and do triathlons. I only make this noise getting out of bed on wet days...

[@jmack619]

Wow! A real comedian!

[@LuckysMotorcycles]

Apparently , clean jokes ARE funny ! Who knew ! ,

[@phoenixrising1799]

Oh.. this is GREAT...💙👍 THANK YOU😂🤣🤣

[@webbgroup]

Great set. Very funny

[@MichaelSHartman]

We've changed our quarters so much in the last years my initial thought would be they've changed it again. For a while we confused our quarters with our same sized dollar coins.

[@pamelaallen6543]

Ross, you are a treasure.

[@joseluispcastillo]

Funny man!

[@littlecrow292]

I'm 19 and I can relate lmao

[@yoblazes]

Stfu no you can't

[@imafemale4365]

Me too. I have "moving after I eat" noises and I'm 31. Not to mention the sound effects when I get out of bed (not all the time but sometimes)

[@littlecrow292]

Lmao right nah it's a real thing my dude it's hard to be human everyone has pain, I'm a construction worker 😂😂

[@blue39503]

At work I sound like a power-lifter in training

[@kajlove1]

Oh my stars, so funny, the faces, the hair😂😂😂😂

[@vanlifethetravelinfranksho5611]

Great stuff!

[@markraven7316]

this is genius....i make all those noises. love this guy

[@bobbisue313]

I make the same noises. Thought I was only one. I'm only 34 but I feel 90. Lots of chronic pain and arthritis. It's funny people at work joke about it. I like this guy. Funny stuff

[@wakanavkirachel8068]

He IS Good at this!

[@donniedoesjokes]

Ross Bennett is a legend! Killer!!!

[@singleasasin]

This was fun to watch ! ... 😊👍

[@delorasledge2492]

Ok - I'm smittened with his face. 🥰😍

[@KaiserXionTV]

I live in Las Vegas and I want to drive up to Provo just to catch some acts.

[@ABH313]

I'm only 27 and live in a house and I laughed at all of this! Hilarious 😂

[@pjj9491]

was at a drugstore in line last week.. old man (75ish) farts loudly...sputters off...right in front of me....I back up 15 feet...he turns around and shrugs shoulders...unapologetically....like "oh well"...lol

[@dapabur1]

Clever and funny!

[@growingod2641]

Awesomeness!

[@olivewoo522]

i sat next to this older man in a doc office. he made so many of the noises this comedian jokes about. seriously, i thought he was gonna die.

[@humorpotamus]

Ross Bennett's a super funny dude. Go see him when he gets to your town.

[@mrguillemot]

He missed out involuntary burping 🤣

[@scottmichael3745]

And farting! I'm a mechanic and my older customers fart and either can't hear themselves or act like they can't!

[@ThunderStruck15]

Scott Michael ohhh the walking farts

[@scottmichael3745]

@@ThunderStruck15 lol! Yup.

[@jasonayres]

My grandmother would have several sneezes and one fart at the end. My mother would do 'commentary' at family gatherings. ".. And there it is.."

[@ArrozConPollllo]

@@jasonayres this made me lol hahaha

[@markrush5013]

great stuff! very funny!

[@lmorter7867]

Sadly I can relate to this all too well.

[@Mark-yb1sp]

He is comedy gold.

[@szqsk8]

He reminds me of my American History teacher in high school (1970s).

[@ChipArgyle]

Save yourself a lot of stress and do like we Canucks do: if it's a bill, it comes with an exchange rate. If it's change, it's friggin' change, treat it at face value. (But don't try to put it into a vending machine.)

[@FlipMacz]

Hysterical!!!!!

[@dianebenzler9133]

They had radiator heaters in the college building I took classes in. You were either too close and hot, or too far away and constantly cold, there was never a happy medium!

[@j.darrel517]

Great stuff !!! And so sorry to burst the illusion, but old women make these noises too. Unfortunately I know this because I am one ! Haha. Really enjoyed this !