You know you're running an OP wand when every spell reduces the life of your CPU by 3 days
@mrShift_00443 жыл бұрын
Noita in longplay parallel world max Orbs: casts a 38 slots long spell PS that runs this game: *casts a double damage up fireball spell*
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
IDK, I'm using a 3950x. There are wands you can make it Noita that would bring even a NASA computer screeching to a halt.
@camman10563 жыл бұрын
@Andrii Shafar you need quantum superposition to run a lvl.90 noita mage
@lampenpam3 жыл бұрын
@Andrii Shafar No, because Noita isn't very good at using multiple CPU threads. The game is almost always run fine but what you saw here will lag any CPU.
@flaetsbnort3 жыл бұрын
Spell effect: 1-second lag
@wand67923 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The internal name for the event that spawns 10 connoisseurs is "full heal". Originally when it was added, people in the noita spoilers channel thought it would heal you to full and grant 10 max hp ups. The first person to then do it in game with cheats, mich, was fairly surprised.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Then we proceeded to troll many people by telling them, “yeah! It full heals you and drops 10 hearts!!”
@wand67923 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged That's so funny. I think I even saw someone say "Make sure to lose some hp on the way, the reward is a lot of health". Trolling at its finest.
@d1g1beastpr1me73 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged Maybe there's more reading into that statement?
@Tokiko3 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged Why would my second favorite Noita KZbinr lie?
@axolotl29593 жыл бұрын
Unrelated to the comment but I remember making the ship in your profile picture in computer class lol
@EgregoreOffical3 жыл бұрын
For some reason, these videos, despite spoiling the game, really makes me want to play the game so that way I can visit them too.
@monkeydp34283 жыл бұрын
I watch all these videos and play the game, the logic I find is that while seeing how to do things and where they are is one thing, actually doing it is something totally different in and of itself.
@michasokoowski66513 жыл бұрын
I watch them because im too bad to do it myself...
@joeychmo3 жыл бұрын
FuryForged is the entire reason I got this game, and he alone guides me through it
@lampenpam3 жыл бұрын
I'm looking at the wikis while playing rogue-lites anyway, because I probably won't figure out all that stuff myself.
@soulofartorias99283 жыл бұрын
Thats honestly fine since most of the time youll never find these things. They give me things to think about going to find later on good runs
@reversedperspective25843 жыл бұрын
At this rate there's going to be another ending where you end up upsetting the gods enough they just come down to throw hands and you just take their throne or eggshell per say
@bighex53403 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that would be awesome, if you fuck up everything so bad that the gods descend from above the cloudscape and they're the final boss I would pay for that as extra DLC tbh, but I know nolla would do it for free anyways 😭
@kenziebalhatchet39183 жыл бұрын
@@bighex5340 all that would happen is instant death as they control physics, magic, nature, basically everything
@NekoKhris3 жыл бұрын
By the way, the dark moon is right below the normal moon, which means you can kind of use the moon radar to find the dark one, just make sure the dot pointing to the normal moon is right above you
@monkeydp34283 жыл бұрын
So much lore stuff in this game And now we have lore only obtainable through tripping on hard drugs
@sutairu23123 жыл бұрын
That wand he was using to kill shadows is so powerful it slows down the time to gather power to erase foes from existance
@nakunaattorid20573 жыл бұрын
"Help step-noita, i'm stuck" "Kolmi what the fuck?"
@probablynotbatman46133 жыл бұрын
I see the dark moon a-rising I see trouble on the way I see Sauvojen Tuntija and Kolmisilma' I see bad times today Don't go around tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a dark moon on the rise
@T3nch13 жыл бұрын
Inb4 the staff at Nolla are confirmed to be entirely Stendari and Ukko.
@SWA813 жыл бұрын
"As above, So below" also a good movie
@gggggggz53 жыл бұрын
you can't be serious unless you're 14
@the-letter_s3 жыл бұрын
what's the movie about?
@SWA813 жыл бұрын
@@the-letter_s go watch it online, one of the best hidden gems out there
@rustyfisher20813 жыл бұрын
One of the better horror movies recently
@uppo93013 жыл бұрын
Also a good song
@PlebNC3 жыл бұрын
1:25 - Little bit of a Looney Tunes style cartoon fall there. Was expecting a cutaway to the Mickey Mouse and Buggs Bunny scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit editted to make the worm the detective and Buggs and Mickey as Noitas.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of - I need to start gathering some Looney Tunes style soundfx. All of those slippery, whistley **vrooooops** 's and **weeeoouuuu** 's and such.
@PlebNC3 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged Suddenly I'm imagining a Road Runner style cartoon only it's Hiisi trying to catch a Noita.
@Danielkaas943 жыл бұрын
As below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn beyond the lines of reason. Push the envelope. Watch it bend. Over-thinking, over-analyzing separates the body from the mind. Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines.
@cardboardhed19673 жыл бұрын
I always thought that the hell moon was the egg of technology, the sky moon the egg of magic. The first egg that created the land and nature and life doesn't seem to be in the game anywhere but if it was going to be anywhere it would be right on top of the mountain at spawn
@josephdavison41893 жыл бұрын
No you can actually find the egg of tech hidden in the lava somewhere
@L0V3V4MP1R32 жыл бұрын
Late so you might already know this but the egg of technology is tucked into the volcanic lake. It guards "The End of Everything" spell, and how you go there is by doing the sidequest with the 3 hand-like stones in the third area (frozen caverns?? I never remember the name)
@cardboardhed19672 жыл бұрын
@@L0V3V4MP1R3 Os it confirmed this is the egg? I thought that was just a theory.
@L0V3V4MP1R32 жыл бұрын
@@cardboardhed1967 I mean with the moon and dark moon being the 2 other eggs I'm sure that only leaves this one left
@cardboardhed19672 жыл бұрын
@@L0V3V4MP1R3 what about the place you get teleported under squidwards lair for solving a puzzle? That place is similar to the EoE place is that an egg too? I just don't think it makes sense.
@Champion919Games3 жыл бұрын
LETS GO NOITA VIDEO!!! I can now consistently make it to the Hisi base, and Usually the jungle :)
@aidenmclaughlin10763 жыл бұрын
OOOHHHHH ELDEN RING
@procrasadini22833 жыл бұрын
I doubt you can even imagine it... That which commands the stars
@aidenmclaughlin10763 жыл бұрын
@@procrasadini2283 giving life its fullest brilliance
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
The hype is beyond almost what I can handle, haha
@aidenmclaughlin10763 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged Lol it is to be expected
@tobyuzi3 жыл бұрын
2:32 this sounds like a copypasta and i dont know why
@VELVETPERSON3 жыл бұрын
BEST NOITA CHANNEL EVER
@SprazzyGazoozle3 жыл бұрын
This is very off-topic, but when I hear the name "Connoisseur of Wands" I imagine the Sauvojen Tuntija as some well-dressed gentleman with a personal collection of Wands he's eager to show off. Still -- awesome video! I would never find plenty of this stuff out by myself.
@ELysgaard3 жыл бұрын
I've been looking forward to another video from you. Hope you're doing well, Fury!
@doodelbopgames3 жыл бұрын
me watching this while never seeing any secrets from noita: W H A T
@alois40023 жыл бұрын
Noita is such a great game. Nice video!
@jenbooob3 жыл бұрын
They really missed the chance to make the dark moon be out of Red leicester
@krolewski3 жыл бұрын
I am happy when I can get the last boss... :p You are amazing Fury. Great movie!
@hiphyro3 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up fury forged uploaded noita again
@d1g1beastpr1me73 жыл бұрын
Really promising stuff here. Wonder where the nachine's egg is. Also made me think of "As Before, So Behind". Just a cool little nugget. Looking forward to your content!
@TheMilkDistributor3 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for making another vid at the perfect time again m8
@xlhooka6668 ай бұрын
Fury, 10 Wand Connoisseurs IS the prize
@SmartSmears3 жыл бұрын
This is so far off from where I am in the game it may as well not be a spoiler since its ages before I get close to it
@tincanstan_3 жыл бұрын
Seems like nolla is adding secrets faster than you can make videos about them
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Yup. There are still a bunch of things I have not finished videos for yet. Most of my videos take 3+ days of solid work to make. Some take a lot longer.
@tincanstan_3 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged I hope it didn't sound like I was complaining. I'm just always surprised to see how much hidden content there is in noita. Looking forward to your future videos :)
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
That's definitely not how I took it at all, buddy! It's true though, Nolla are addings TONS of secrets!
@mattsalter95693 жыл бұрын
This is not related to the video but I got a really lucky seed where Draught of Midas just spawned in some water and my seed was 1516917223
@prometheus85673 жыл бұрын
you bless us, sir maybe even spoil us
@armanagahi92973 жыл бұрын
What's that square spell that obliterated everything? Reduced lifetime, increased damage square barrier?
@fraserm70823 жыл бұрын
Increased damage doesn’t work on square barrier since it’s a static proj
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Quad spell, divide by 10 square barrier, divide by 10 square barrier, heavy shot spark bolt with timer, spells to power, rotate toward foes, accelerating shot x2 bouncing burst, though you don’t need the divide by 10’s, and only 1 square barrier will be fine.
@armanagahi92973 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged sick, that mostly sounds doable. Thanks m8.
@armanagahi92973 жыл бұрын
@@fraserm7082 I didn't know that, interesting. Thanks m8.
@marvils36833 жыл бұрын
Great thumbnail, great video name, great guy, great game
@jabz15823 жыл бұрын
Gourdon is a genius nickname for him
@funguy3983 жыл бұрын
Shroom is the Door and Shroom is the Key
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed.
@AhmedHan3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE use an extension that shows your x and y coordinates for the next massive video.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but I already have the footage recorded for a bunch of videos. I'm just piecing it all together, writing and recording the commentary and then editing everything now. I also won't use mods in the majority of my "secret hunting" saves, since there is at least one big secret effected/negated by using mods.
@Manzana1C3 жыл бұрын
I really hope the big massive video waiting for the game to be done with that is the video containing all new things if the game gets updated from 1.0 to 1.1
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
No! If I was making a video covering *everything* that was new between 1.0 and this next main update, that video would be like 3 hours long and take months of work to make. The upcoming video *should be* my longest Noita showcase video yet, but it focuses on 1 thing.
@mrShift_00443 жыл бұрын
@Manzana1C Short answer: watch FuryForded "Noita Secrets, Tips, Tricks and more" playlist :)
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that, pretty much. The playlist contains a bunch of short videos covering almost everything so far. I have a couple videos in the works covering some older secrets I haven't yet covered, and then the one BIG video covering the newest addition (and then a bunch of other videos, like "tips and tricks", "tier list", "tree-chievements", etc. etc.)
@Manzana1C3 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged I'm eager to see what the future awaits.
@MrAnder2753 жыл бұрын
I don't actually play Noita, but the lore is very interesting and i like your videos. Why did you censor a word at 1:04? was it because you don't want to spoil a future video? just wondering.
@wand67923 жыл бұрын
I think he wanted to keep the dark moon secret before the reveal near the end.
@kattastic99993 жыл бұрын
Finally! I've been wondering where this thing was for years now, so happy it's finally here! And it's even full of free blood!
@themanfromerf3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Finnished... Get it?..... .... .... .... I'll shut up now.
@capacamaru3 жыл бұрын
Black and White moons reminds me of Neon Genesis Evangelion
@ilikescratchingthings76013 жыл бұрын
I like scratching things
@gennarowilliams93583 жыл бұрын
great video had fun watching it
@seelcudoom18 ай бұрын
if the moons are the three eggs, doesent that imply the existence of a potential third sun to match?
@Solizeus3 жыл бұрын
The first egg was nature and the second was magic right? Then each piece from up and bellow may be from same egg, the nature one, the second egg might be somewhere else that is related to magic, maybe in another world? Also the third one broke? Or is it still on the tree?
@nadacoms75603 жыл бұрын
Do you plan on continuing noita Vania? Really liked that series.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Nooo. I wasn't into it because I already did a series fighting the bosses from the New Bosses and Enemies mod. I had decided to not use any of the new enemies from that mod in Noitavania, which was a mistake. I'm going to start it again at some point, but using all the enemies. I just don't have time to do that right now, since I'm working morning through night on Noita secrets videos and such.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Here's that first series, if you are interested: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5enh2ipqcuYoJo
@ifritdiezel3 жыл бұрын
i'm above the table
@MrTom233 жыл бұрын
Hey! It's the twitch Valheim dude
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
hey hey
@farresalt43813 жыл бұрын
Hmm... I look an idea: Trick. Blood. Mooney! (=
@yankokassinof67103 жыл бұрын
Assim no céu, como na terra
@NekoKhris3 жыл бұрын
As East, So West.
@peasantsgameutopia3 жыл бұрын
Great video!
@terra13553 жыл бұрын
Evangelion reference surely
@121ayem3 жыл бұрын
BRING BACK THE OLD INTRO
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
It's *just* an intro. There will be another one at some point because the current one is just a placeholder. I had the previous one for like 5 years and, no. It needed to change.
@SullySadface3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your fungus!
@animatorgeek3 жыл бұрын
What was that portal I saw after killing all the connoisseurs?
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
The portal was actually the one from the boss/kolmi that takes you to the end room.
@bloodwolf26093 жыл бұрын
I thought only 1 moon secret could be activated at a time, did it change or did I assume poorly
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
I backed-up/reloaded my save in order to show them both in the video.
@MrLancar3 жыл бұрын
Would be fun to actually have my tree-chievements working. No matter what i do, they never update and are always dimmed. Yes, no mods activated and picking up the statue and finishing the work. Still nothing. Rest of the stats and progress update just fine, but the pillars are dead.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "always dimmed"? If the **tile** itself appears above the tree, then you have achieved it - or atreeved it, lol.
@MrLancar3 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged Ah. Then I've completed misunderstood how they work. Thanks.
@RawrBag3 жыл бұрын
You need to install goki's things so you can tone the particles down haha.
@uncleorange3 жыл бұрын
You can adjust the particle effects in vanilla now
@thinkinyblinko66662 жыл бұрын
Just had a total God run with my most powerful wand and perk build ever get ended due to stunlocking and I'm gonna go kms
@Thesolarslime3 жыл бұрын
yes
@donniethezombie44953 жыл бұрын
I don't think the hell works like that? The times I've been there it seems like you fall forever with repeating platforms.
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Hell is: Normal Hell Layer (hellish cavern) Big Chasm Hell Mine Hell Coalpits Hell Snowy Depths etc. Big Chasm etc. But if you go all the way --> to the wall of EDR when falling down the first "Big Chasm" then you will land on a little side-biome that is directly to the right of the Temple of the Art Hell biome, and beneath that is the Dark Moon, over to the left. Trust me, I've been to pretty much every inch of the entire world, and have done runs going hours deep into hell.
@Zevros3 жыл бұрын
Anyone find a purpose for the Kuulokivi yet? I tried using it with the music machines and the coral/demon chest, but nothing so far. And what about the structure in the fungal caverns that gives you a special notebook when you use a certain eyeball on it when [REDACTED]?
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
The Kuulokivi will play the last song that played at full volume, even if the song faded out in-game. It doesn't seem to have any other use, yet. As for the structure, it's part of a quest that will be the main thing in that next, massive video I was talking about in this: the sunseed quest.
@ChathSuaco3 жыл бұрын
Hey Fury, What happens if you take the 4 essences to *both* of the moons, then to the mid point, the mountain shrine. just a thought.
@xxlegolas3 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@call_me_va3 жыл бұрын
Fury, how do you have multiple runs going on at the same time?
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
I back up my save files at c:/documents/users/.../appdata/locallow/nolla_games_noita/save00 - I have to do that, since, as you said, I have multiple runs going at once - one for each video I'm working on (a lot) and I also speedrun the game very often, so I have over a dozen backups right now (plus old backups of really cool things that are now different.)
@Ahsmic3 жыл бұрын
I love you keep up the great work
@MRProgressor3 жыл бұрын
WTH was that wand built oneshotting Wand connaisseurs? Something with spells to power, Im guessing a bunch of greek letters, sq barrier and something ingenious to make it work on a single wand. Am I close? Mind to fill in the gaps?
@مهديالعامري-غ6ه3 жыл бұрын
stonks
@maxwestheimer38573 жыл бұрын
5 Kolmi dislike that video XD
@ryanvictoria72203 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, what's the redacted he mentioned at 1:02?
@someoneusedtobeknown26453 жыл бұрын
H e l l c h e e s e
@Aeon1353 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to Noitavania?
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
I stopped that run because I didn't have time to keep it going at the moment (have too much on my plate) and I decided that, when I do it again, I *am* going to be using all the new enemies, so that it has the feel of what I was really going for. i.e. I wasn't feeling it enough to keep it going.
@waadi10423 жыл бұрын
I really dont care about spoilers because im probably never going to get that far in the game.
@kon42513 жыл бұрын
Thats assume I get pass hiisi base
@promocode3176 Жыл бұрын
But... Where is tech egg?
@chri-k Жыл бұрын
it’s possibly the one with the end of everything inside
@ianschlembach61953 жыл бұрын
I found a cool seed with a rune of emptiness at the start, and one in mines I will tell you if I find more also, seed is 1117708307 Edit: I died
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing the seed! Did you happen to find a Chaos Die in it at all? That'd be a great seed for trying to farm for Great Treasure Chests using the Runestone of Emptiness and a Greed Die.
@Caldera_Gobloid3 жыл бұрын
Tenet
@goober9223 жыл бұрын
march 1 wiiii
@Saturnus_Ouranos3 жыл бұрын
Hello there!
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
Hello, SirShabby
@oanimus073 жыл бұрын
hi
@simondf85793 жыл бұрын
top text bottom text
@lucadavid92973 жыл бұрын
1466170412 - Seed with Evergreen Seed potion
@franciscosamir52563 жыл бұрын
I had to uninstall this one 3 times, 3rd was the charm... Too many hours like nothing
@dima973 жыл бұрын
Hi
@makenseexcel59213 жыл бұрын
И снова херня в обнове. Мультиплеера никогда не будет, да?
@Just_Beboy3 жыл бұрын
Fury, I don't know what happened but I think I got unsubbed from your channel somehow. Maybe make a mention of it in your next video.
@foureye70583 жыл бұрын
Ah, more incredible content that can't be explored or discovered within the primary gameplay loop. Idfk about you noita...
@FuryForged3 жыл бұрын
This game allows you to break out of that primary gameplay loop by exploring and discovering that there is a vast world out there full of possibility. It then allows you to also break out of that world to discover there are parallel worlds. I see this as nothing but a good thing! Nobody told me or showed me that I could break out of this. On the first day of early access, I was like, “I wonder if I can get on top of the cliff?” So I did and my eyes were opened. Then, when walls were reached on both sides of the world, I asked myself, “I wonder if I can get through those?” Ya just have to be willing to do that exploration and do that experimenting. If you don’t want to, ey, that’s cool! But there are plenty of us who loooove the game for allowing us to break down all the walls. The “primary gameplay loop” is just a side quest to get the bad ending. Breaking outside of that is how you obtain the good endings, etc.
@N093573 жыл бұрын
@@FuryForged Going back towards the great tree is literally the first thing I did in this game. To me, the primary gameplay loop of this game is learning more about the game. It takes a very boring and unimaginative person to resist the urge to "go off the main path" in my opinion.