NOITA: Easy 400 Quadrillion Damage Wand! Only 7 Spells Needed! No parallel worlds needed

Is there someone bothering you in Noita? Is that someone a 34 Orb Kolmi you "accidentally" beefed up past your ability to defeat?
Well have I got a wand for you!
NOTE: I did not design this wand it's a pretty standard build.
Only 7 spells needed, most can be found in the course of a normal run, only 2 require a little extra work, like defeating the Alchemist and opening the coral chest.
I got lucky and found everything in the course of a "normal" run (if there is such a thing). In fact it was so easy, I had all the spells before I finished my black hole wand!
Come hang out with us 10:30 pm EST most nights
*for how this wand works look through the comments for a detailed explanation by Noby. Thanks Mate. Also note, you need to shoot it just off target a bit not straight on. My aim is terrible so I didn't mention this as for me it's a natural fit!

[@ShiryuCain]

I love how the Noita seems to be venting pure plasma out of sheer power each time they throw one of those.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Yea it does look a plasma blob lol

[@romaliop]

Gotta love the visual interaction between the projectile and the multitudes of heavy shots applied to it. You know the wand means business when your spark bolt is larger than a minecart and glows red like some portal to hell.

[@сергейчернов-ъ4п]

Anime characters when they become strong in the single moment

[@Mr_Glenn]

"The gods suddenly don't mind you breaking their holy mountains."

[@Tempus62]

"The gods have shit themselves"

[@melonmusk684]

this is the funniest comment i have seen in my life i think XDDD

[@TheGreatestWorldFox]

- "I cast death." - "Avada Kedavra?" - "No, just death."

[@knatspray]

Arch-Wizard Grolendo: “I am your superior! Cower before my wand! Please, I urge you to try a spell that topples me!” Me (Funny man): *Raises wand* “Die” Grole- ✨✨✨

[@Hope_Len]

The gods politly ask to be friends

[@Cyb3rKats]

The gods cower under their beds.

[@exorias625]

the gods are afraid is an understatement

[@memeticsoup13]

I managed to get around 151 sextillion damage (151 000 000 000 000 000 000 000) by tweaking it a little :) Props to the one who made this insane build!

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Can I ask what you changed?

[@memeticsoup13]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 i tried adding one more heavy shot and i changed the spark bolt for a magic bolt but after further testings i managed to get in the octillion damage by replacing the magic bolt with a spark bolt with double trigger lmao (edit: i also changed the divide by 3 to a divide by 4 with not much more lag it got me in the duodecillions wtf)

[@sultanofswag8901]

lol sex

[@blcstriker9052]

@@memeticsoup13 I took that train of thought to its obvious extreme and put a piercing and divide by 10 modifier instead and got inf on both total damage and dps for the spell labs boss dummy. Scared me for about 2 seconds since I thought the game was going to crash but it seemed to not break after multiple tries. The damage itself was a bit hit or miss though, it was either ~140,000 or inf with no in-between. The trick I found was to not hit the target with the tentacle directly. I think thats what happened in the video as well since after rewatching it I noticed he barely missed the mage and hit the ground instead.

[@noby_y]

Another thing worth noting is that with this build you aren't supposed to hit the enemy directly. You need to shoot near the enemy and preferably in an empty space, otherwise Sparkbolts will die before Spells to Power can absorb the damage from tentcles

[@romaliop]

Reading all these PhD level explanations on wtf is going on and all I can think of is Todd Howard and his iconic quote: "It just works."

[@btwbrand]

This works with tentacle and not other spells as well because the spells to power is counting all the possible hits the tentacle could make when determining the hit calculations before Omega and Divide by 3 starts their exponential Ramping of damage. The calculation is like using piercing damage and its ability to hit multiple times Vs a single shot that expires once it touches something.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Yup. We did manage to drag the answer out of the clouded depths of my brain (internet) somewhere in this mess lll

[@noby_y]

This is... Not at all how it works. It works because STP (Spells to Power) can add damage to a Tentacle and then another STP can absorb that damage previously added by the 1st STP (that's why it's called "recursive damage build", because STP absorbs damage added by STP). This only works with Tentacles because unlike other projectiles, Tentacles don't get the tag that prevents other STP from absorbing the damage from them. It doesn't "count all the possible hits the tentacle could make". Each Tentacle's damage is counted only once by a single STP iteration, but on each STP iteration it increases the damage of 1 Tentacle and therefore increases the damage that the next iteration will add (not always, but the exact mechanics are semi-random and depend on the engine's order of operations).

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

It works because I left click and point at enemies.

[@nathansnail]

@@noby_y incredible, noby cat spotted in the wild

[@XelephantZ]

Dude WHAT. I just started playing it since I just bought it on sale and bro the potential these spells have. This is cool imma keep playing lmao

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Play and ask questions, watch videos and streams, read the wiki. Game only reaches its full potential when you learn the stuff you’ll never find on your own.

[@mikelezhnin8601]

ngl spells to power is one of the most confusing spell modifiers for me rn in noita

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

100%. Throw in Divide By spells and some Greek letters and you need a PhD to know what will happen.

[@jamesjameson11]

I tried this with long-lifetime notespells and it was super satisfying but then polymorphine happened

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I’ve lost 6 hour runs to the polymorphine outta left field. Just dropped on my head. I heard a bang so I assume something blew up a puddle of it.

[@Divadtube]

The Number the first time you pause it and say "Dude" starts with 472 quadrillion, if I looked it up correctly. Damn.

[@thatperson9478]

This wand gave me 10 decillion damage???? 10/10, better than advertised

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Yea no clue what the top end is on the wand. It does vary exponentially and even a tiny back end change by the devs could account for major changes in final numbers. Like I state in the video I am not the numbers guy I just know it works!

[@josephscriven5454]

​@calmlittlebuddy3721 I think they've patched this in the beta branch. It's only doing about 10k damage there.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@josephscriven5454 beta branch is still just beta. There’s hope it won’t make it to live

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Not much hope but…

[@josephscriven5454]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 yeah. It'll be interesting to see how it develops. They keep dropping tiny patches over there, so it's likely it may change again. We'll just have to wait and see.

[@ale_wlv]

For me, the only thing I changed was using a Divide by 4 instead of Divide by 3. Sometimes I get a huge damage, other times I get tiny damge, like 20~300.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

It’s all in the aim. You have to aim slightly off the target.

[@stanalex4544]

The damage is the same, it's just how soon the game realises you've killed the enemy and stops calculating the damage. Sometimes it realises super soon, sometimes it reaches 13 quintillion before it does.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@stanalex4544 but it does miss because I left a lot of guys alive after the first shot

[@ale_wlv]

@@stanalex4544 Hmm, but sometimes, I can't even kill those Hiisi guys in one shot. So I think its because I have to shoot slightly further, so the tentacle triggers the overpowered sparkbolt.

[@Nathan-xx4zo]

Your voice is super nice to listen to and you seem to know your noita I would love to watch some longer let’s plays

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Thanks! I really appreciate it. You can always watch my streams. Almost every night 10:30 PM EST twitch.tv/CalmLittleBuddy and I can certainly upload a few vods or plan a full play through specific for KZbin.

[@jessechant5203]

hey man, just found your videos and they are super good, you're very easy to watch and your voice is very easy to listen to

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Thanks I really appreciate that! Let me know if you have anything you want to see me cover

[@n3y]

replace the D3 with a D10D4 for extra fun!

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Just makes more lag for me.

[@FronzelNeekburm]

thanks for this; i always end up overthinking and making some wild 20 slot monstrosity with dangerous spells that either doesn't do as much as i thought, or kills me lol -- would it work just as well with a different timer spell than tentacle or is there a reason you chose tentacle?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

From what I understand tentacle is the only one that works due to what is either a glitch or an intended result where it goes exponential. There an explanation somewhere in the comments as well as in the wiki about divide by spells. But hey, try others maybe it’s not 400 quadrillion but would still be high enough to work.

[@FronzelNeekburm]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 thanks!

[@815TypeSirius]

This kind of wand only has one use. 30+ orb kill or deep ng+. Right now I would say the best wands use infestation to drill through the map (no damage to surfaces) and home in on enemies. With perks you dont have to care about self damage. Also spells that can kill without bleeding to keep lag down. If you arent able to go to parallel worlds you are still a little baby because the perks and the spells are required for end game goals.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@815TypeSirius That was the point. There’s no need for a quadrillion damage wand except boss kills. If you want useful wands to eliminate entire floors of enemies that’s a whole different idea. And there are variations of this wand with missile that are higher damage with better function. This was just a fun wand that popped up on a relatively normal run I wanted to share.

[@815TypeSirius]

@calmlittlebuddy3721 Yes, that is what i wrote

[@Ion115]

Avada Kedavra Mk IV

[@aXfranXa]

you can find divide by three in the sky shop

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Yep. You can. But wanted folks to know it shows up on normal runs as well

[@salmon4402]

Worth noting that hell shop is safer since much less poly, although a bit harder to get to.

[@aXfranXa]

@@salmon4402 Is there a shop in hell?!?

[@salmon4402]

@@aXfranXa Yep! Hell is basically a mirror of sky. It's just safer since there's only poly in the areas that mirror the ancient laboratory, whereas in sky there are enemies everywhere that bleed poly. So if you have enough health and stick to the right side of hell, you basically cannot die to the environment.

[@kyler2289]

Where do you find such wands and spells for them?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

For the quadrillion damage wand all spells and that wand were found in the main world in reasonable safe areas. 2 of those usually will NOT be found without killing the alchemist (Divide by Three and Omega), but in this particular run only Omega required the alchemist fight.

[@reapercometh]

i don't know if it's because i used regular homing but i had to add long distance cast to this because i almost lost my current god run to self damage from this wand. Scary damage output

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

What perks did you have that might apply? I will test w spell lab but I don’t think regular homing would cause self damage (not sure about homing perk)

[@reapercometh]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 I had too many to list lots of crit. Projectile duplication lots of The normal end game perks. 768k health currently lots of stainless armor haven't kept track of how many. since I'm going to try perk duping. When I'm able to play later I'll try to give better details. But I went from full to like 5 percent health The first time I fired it. Which swapping to long distance cast gave me some safety and haven't hurt myself since

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@reapercometh what were you attacking?

[@reapercometh]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 just fired a shot at nothing to see if it worked before I attacked something. I think I may have an idea of what happened. I tested it on my teleport circle of vigor wand but had that setup hidden behind a wand refresh. Maybe somehow The wand refresh got bypassed and circle of vigor nuked me

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@reapercometh Crud I should have mentioned I had a similar issue. I think Omega caused spells after wand refresh to trigger. You’ll notice I still have it on there but nothing to the right of it as it kept casting everything before AND after. Once I removed everything to the right of wand refresh it worked as it should. Hmmmm. That could be it.

[@brosechannel]

I can't get this to work. The spark bolt disappears. I have multiple projectile repulsion field/sector stacked, and multiple pinpointer - I assume that is causing the problem?? How would I fix that - maybe accelerative homing with long distance cast or something?? Not that I really need it in this run, but if those perks screw up the build, I may not take them in future runs...

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Never tested w those active. Sometimes you gotta aim low to get it to work.

[@YetiCat28]

remember: the simpler the [wand], the more magnificent the result.

[@Mr_Glenn]

Does divide by 10 work? You can easily find them in hell/heaven shops once unlocked.

[@lordodyn]

it does work ... just crashed my game because of it , too much damage

[@Akih889]

how to fix slow motion bug of noita? in my runs it will suddenly go on slow motion for no reason

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

That’s when too many things happening on screen. Fast wands w lots of particles. Too many enemies. World destruction. Turning stuff to sand or smoke. Not much you can do until e everything settles down. NOITA simulates every pixel and so even though it looks like easy simple graphics it eats up CPU

[@ResinUdongeInaba]

I just take the slow motion as a core feature. You’re peak gaming in Noita if your wand causes either slow motion or a 30+ second freeze.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

These are facts

[@bobhill9845]

Please tell me your familiar with the concept of frames per second

[@Minencraftin]

Well paced video, subscribed

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Thank you!

[@mrq2632]

You sound kinda like Dr K from HealthyGamerGG lol

[@graydhd8688]

voice is deeper, but he does have a similar speaking cadence actually. Have video from him on the recommendeds on the side that I thought was a Noita vid for a sec cuz it has a cartoon mountain that I mistook briefly for the mountain at the beginning lol

[@Pedro-hi3di]

Cool video!!! I started playing a little while ago, trying to figure out the mechanics of the game, do you have any tips?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Two biggest things that helped me was being told to slow down when moving through a biome. Be slow and deliberate. Second biggest tip is don’t try to figure everything out oh my own. It’s a community game filled with people that have tons of knowledge. Use the wiki and watch the big streamers play and ask them questions. If you want an I’m game too then I would say learn what digging spells work in holy mountains/ extremely dense rock and dig around the level if you’re too weak.

[@Pedro-hi3di]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 Thanks man, it helped a lot, I will try to improve my runs with your tips! 😁

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@Pedro-hi3di Theresa a few great streamers I learned a ton from. #1 is DunkOrSlam. He’s super cool w questions.

[@Zaluuk]

0:20 Tbh I feel like I'm pretty decent at wand builds for someone with 60 hours in the game, also I feel like I know everything with all the spoilers I've been eating up with also the feelings of regret growing stronger every spoiler I eat up. If you wonder no I'm not fine

[@Leisery]

Meh you can start slowing down dedication after you know the existence of the most dangerous quests(hint: celestial object), and ng+ etc.

[@why_i_game]

This is amazing! But I don't understand the mechanics. Why would the Divide By 3 on Omega suddenly cast millions of Spells To Power? Shouldn't it be casting only 4 copies (original + 3 copies)? My head hurts. I'll probably mess about with this in Spell Lab.

[@LolUGotBusted]

something about casting three times everything in your wand, including three times everything in your wand, until the mana goes out and launches a spark bolt

[@why_i_game]

@@LolUGotBusted Hmm... Noita wandcrafting has endlessly complex mechanics and interactions. No matter how much better I get at wandcrafting, there's still endless more stuff to learn!

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Joe has the gist of it. Divide by 3 is a spell. It casts 3 copies of Omega which casts divide by 3 again 3 times. Each casting divide by 3 again and again lol.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Edit the tentacles w timer has an effect w spells to power that causes the damage to go exponential

[@why_i_game]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 Okay, so the copied Divide By 3 has no protection against re-casting the spell after it. That's a bit odd. Wouldn't that mean any use of Omega with a modifier should make it re-cast Omega? Not sure why that doesn't work (I've tried that way and know it doesn't loop).

[@Krondelo]

Just got my first legit win after 170+ hours lol... BUT, this makes sense, only thing I'm not understanding is what the tentacle is doing here?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

I am far from an expert in the mechanics of spells . there's some comments by Noby in here that give the details but are way beyond the minds of the "people who don't know" like me, so I'll refer to the wiki and give their summation: "Spells To Power can repeatedly absorb itself with Tentacle With Timer, which can cause the damage to increase exponentially."

[@TLWHDX]

Where is the tentacle orb room? I have yet to unlock the spell

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@TLWHDX it's under the Frozen Vault noita.fandom.com/wiki/Frozen_Vault

[@v1.61]

Insane! ty

[@why_i_game]

Does it need to be Tentacler, or do other spells like Energy Orb With Timer work?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Well tentacle w timer has a special interaction w spells to power that causes the damage to really multiply. noita.fandom.com/wiki/Tentacle

[@Milan-vh8cd]

Thank you!

[@good-sofa]

Show a powered up Big Friend kill with this

[@kneesock]

immune to this

[@_.paprecum._8902]

I AM YOUR 100TH SUBSCRIBER

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

You are amazing!!!

[@Sergio_752]

Have they fixed this bug in last beta or it is intended?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

What bug?

[@stereotypicalguy420]

bro asking if there is a bug with the numbers in noita 💀

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@stereotypicalguy420 FEATURES. Bugs are for gardens and picnics.

[@Sergio_752]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 with spells to power using himself for power up in this build

[@bramvanduijn8086]

There can be no bugs (except game crashing) in noita. The game is inherently incredibly unfair so any trick you can pull to win is fair game.

[@princeofallsaiyans99]

Why does it have to be tentacle timer?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Because it has a weird interaction w divide by spells. Noby has a good explanation in here somewhere.

[@TheGreatestWorldFox]

Not with spells to power? Also, the particles from the heavy shot trail lag the game heavily for me; does the invisible modifier make them not drawn?

[@princeofallsaiyans99]

@@TheGreatestWorldFox the glimmer modifiers do change how laggy things are in my experience. Doesn't sound too far fetched to me that those particles just aren't drawn w the invisible one

[@memeticsoup13]

@@TheGreatestWorldFox with the spell lab mod you can get rid of particles btw

[@mrblue251]

Could you explain how divides and Mu interact?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@mrblue251 I don’t have Mu on this wand. If you mean in general? I could look it up and see if I can make a video on it if it’s anything interesting.

[@thewitchidolsachika6682]

I am wondering, if you put divide by 10 from the diamond shrine in the tower (where you bring the curse of the greed) will it duplicate omega 10 times resulting even in more obscure damage?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Yes but also cause more lag for some. 3 does 400 quadrillion damage and is enough but if all you can get is 10 it will work

[@thewitchidolsachika6682]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 my pc recently just crashed while i was doing a sun quest run, mostly whiskey affected stuff. so nah, i am definitely getting the coral chest then. by the way, is there an easier way of finding alcohol explosion or sea of alcohol? because whiskey is pretty much the biggest problem for the new perk dupe.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@thewitchidolsachika6682 I don't know of any higher percentage area to find it but lemme tell you when I don't need it I find it everywhere lol. When I want it, it's nowhere.

[@Dean.....]

Using this wand as a basis, a divide by 10 was overkill and lagged the game substantially, the damage it dealt displayed as infinity (literally). You have to be careful though, from my understanding, of how this wand works, if it happens to do negative damage, the wand will loop indefinitely and crash your game. Swapping out the divide by 3 with a divide by 2 + divide by 4 gave damage numbers varying from 100 septillion, 10 octillion, & frequently hit 50-60 decillion damage. Highest I managed to hit with that one was 282 Undecillion. That was all with just using 2 basic heavy shots & 2 orbiting arcs for added damage. Didn't even use spells like blood to power, gold to power or crit on X enemies.

[@nickschaus7785]

Would you just instantly crash the game if you used that infestation spell or whatever it's called with like a bunch of little particles?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

It’s possible. I have another video w infestation and electric arc that comes close to crashing the game.

[@lokluv8099]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 would the invisible trail make it better? doesnt it remove particles

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@lokluv8099 Dunno. Electric Arc flies between projectiles so not sure if it is affected. Would require testing. Spell Labs would probably make it easy to find out

[@lokluv8099]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 i was talking about him saying the infestation spell makes a lot of particles, if you could remove the particles with invis trail maybe you could get somethin going with that :0

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@lokluv8099 like I said not sure what invis trail removes. If it’s all particles then it may help but the lag might be the number of projectiles not a particle effect.

[@DizzySpark]

Bunny gang gang

[@killahtomato89]

Like here is a basic wand...20 spells in it

[@TheLastVoodooMan]

To be fair it's noita's randomness that still leaves the possibility of finding 26 slot wands before jungle

[@donniethezombie4495]

Did you watch the video?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Which? The quad damage wand has 7. If you mean the rapid fire wand 10 of those are duplicates of mana and damage up so yea it’s simple.

[@kubek3345]

The number on screen is: 462 680 883 879 477 274, which is about half a quintilion

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Isn’t that 400 quadrillion about? Lol

[@knatspray]

Almost enough damage to crack a Nokia, better luck next time

[@erwins_arm]

​@@knatsprayLOL

[@fuckyoufightme27]

Do you know by any chance if there's any info about the exact way spells to power calculates its damage bonus? Like if it's based on projectile number or projectile damage, their speed or all of the above?

[@kabkabkab]

Slap on some crit on waters 🩻

[@leonawroth2516]

I love that in this game people barely know what is actually happening. It's like the constant change of noita is, that it is broken. But everybody embraces it and tries to break the game in yet a more creative way. If you die because of something broken, you got noita'd and it's almost an award.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Yup. Badge of honor.

[@EduDworzecki]

Noita is so insane that such wand gets to be considered "simple"... lol

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Simple as is easy to find the spells and build. Not so simple to understand. I found all the spells in the main world and had not killed the alchemist that run. I had the Greek letters and divide by unlocked tho not everyone will. But I do believe everyone can kill the alchemist safely.

[@dogo523]

The synergy between tentacle and spells to power is not the easiest to figure out for sure

[@crabbington7736]

I made the wand. I fired at a heikkohurtta. "THE GODS ARE AFRAID".

[@hovant6666]

And here I've been doing spark bolt into weakness: projectiles, crit+, dmg+, homing, orbital sawblades, plasma widener, plasma thrower, cast 4, plasma cross x1-4

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

How much does that do?

[@reyzar3581]

nice pfp

[@hovant6666]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 It does damage over time so I have no idea, but it's never not one-shotted something, 33-orb Kolmi included. It is also very easy to one-shot yourself, so I always carry a safer attack wand for more delicate situations

[@JWhitty]

462 QUADrillion dmg? holy shit

[@Prometey722]

I dont inderstand how it works, but is insane

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Same! I barely understand it

[@twenty4689]

That's my go-to build when I have to kill a kolmi with several orbs. This is how I got my 11 and 33 orb runs finished, can confirm that it is very based. Plus it's cheap compared to other wand builds that need like 3 D10s and GoldToPower and a ton of other stuff.

[@devilgene7330]

"Only 7 spells needed" "No parallel worlds" Lmfao

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

It’s true. I can list em if you want. And where to find d them in the main world.

[@devilgene7330]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 no I meant that in 3 years I won once because of a always cast circle of vigor and you’re telling me finding greek letters spells that I have NEVER seen is easy. Man Im dead

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@devilgene7330 It is easy. I will make a video on it this week for you. I'll do the fight and everything. I have done it with 120 health and 3 crud wands before. Would that help? EDIT: you don't even need to fight the Alchemist really. He kills himself like Bridge Boss Cheese but w no jumping. It's pretty safe with certain easy builds that you'll find on most runs.

[@devilgene7330]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 well thanks for the proposition, that would be much appreciated. I was feeling too guilty for abusing the game via spoilers and such (going for the gold or the eye + earth stone, noitool and that kind of stuff) but I guess it’s the way it is : you abuse people, you get abused.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@devilgene7330 Yeah this game is not about trial and error unless you have 2000 hours to spare and get lucky stumbling on a few hard to know things. I tried doing it w out help and got sad quick. Then I was told the 2 keys. Learn everything you can from wikis and other players and be patient when playing. The longer you take moving around the more the enemies will destroy themselves and thin out. Once you open the door to the community knowledge the games gets 100 times more fun! Killing the boss is just the beginning I was planning on doing an Alchemist Tutorial at some point may as well be this week!

[@distorted_heavy]

Taking a wild guess and assuming you've build an infinite damage StP wand Yup ez. Idk why tentacle is such a weird spell but it's great that it is

[@snebr]

damn this is a much easier build than the gold to power builds

[@sheidah8340]

I made this exact wand but with escalating homing and divide bu 10, and it doesn't work:(

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@sheidah8340 two things. Either you use too much mana w the extra stuff or the honing breaks it. I built it again last night and it works. Build it exactly as shown.

[@sheidah8340]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 thank youuuu

[@Marduk-np5gq]

i have never even heard of noita but seems pretty cool

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

One tip. NOITA isn’t like other roguelites/rogue likes. To really get into the game you have to learn from the community not trial an error. It’s so much bigger and crazier than I ever would have thought had I not lucked into a few great streamers

[@supremebuffalo6322]

you're missing out lol its fucking nuts

[@robrod7120]

Its an awesome game it takes a lot of time to understand certain parts tho

[@kimchi_gainz4078]

you can also get divide by 3 from hell shop before doing chest quest

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Hell is not easy for newer players. Alchemist is if you have a few simple spells from early biomes.

[@timvanarsdel]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 The man speaks truth. The first time I one-shotted the alchemist and got to do some major exploring outside the regular biomes, I managed to blow up the music box on the tree thanks to an errant mushroom. Later found the divide-by spells in hell.

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@timvanarsdel yes I know it’s in hell. But this video is for players who can’t even find hell, never heard of hell and wouldn’t go there unless they had a million health. Now IF you blow up the music boxes yea you’ll need to make other plans but I highly doubt it’s easier than the chest for most players.

[@ianpietroski2865]

hey guys wellcome to this video of noita, im gonna show you some standar wands for new gamers (21 SLOTS!!!!!, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT???)

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

The wand I show how to build takes 9 slots and I found all the pieces in 30 minutes in the main biomes. I did get lucky with the divide by being in a holy mountain. Also I never said I was going to show standard wands for new gamers. I said people starting out don’t know how to build wands. Then I said here are some standard high powered wands but let me show you something simpler. Did you even try to build the 9 slot wand?

[@illusion5739]

😂 just downloaded Noita and the spell mechanics is insanely confusing. It seems like there's an infinite way to build a wand

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@illusion5739 there is! At first, just mess around and smile when you blow up the world. Then, watch a basic wand guide and go back and mess around again Even though NOITA often comes down to learning from the community I think wand building is more fun to just mess around with for the first 40 hours or so. Enjoy! Don’t get discouraged the game is HARD at first.

[@pekka17281]

Soooo… I don’t know how Omega works, but this recursive right? Or does Omega not cast the spells after the Trigger?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

Here is Noby's explanation: "here's an extremely simplified explanation of how many copies of everything are created: > There are a total of 8 Omega called in that instance - D3 (divide by 3) copies Omega 3 times (Omega count = 3) - #1 Omega copy will copy D3 which will copy Omega 3 more times (Omega count = 3 + 3 = 6) - #2 Omega copy will copy D3 which will now copy Sparkbolt - #2 Omega copy will copy Omega (Omega count = 6 + 1 = 7) - #3 Omega copy will copy D3 which will now copy Wand refresh - #3 Omega copy will copy Omega (Omega count = 7 + 1 = 8) So you get a total of 8X everything on the wand + 2 Sparkbolts If you have questions like: > Why are some Omegas copying Omega and some not? or > Why is D3 first copying Omega, then at some point it copies Sparkbolts and then Wand refresh The anwer is - _that's how wands work_. There really is no easy way to explain it, the only way to truly understand it is to read the wiki guides and maybe visit official Noita discord. Theres a wand-help channel in which you can ask for help with understanding wands and people who know how it all works will gladly explain it to you :) Edit: Some helpful resources below. Spells to Power and Tentalce interaction breakdown - noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Expert_Guide:_High_Damage_Wands#%E2%80%9CInfinite%E2%80%9D_Damage_Exploits Expert level wand-crafting guides that explain Divide by and Omega mechanics - noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Guides#Expert_Guides"

[@pekka17281]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 wow, thanks for this great explanation 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@pekka17281 thank Noby! They understand this way better than I do lol.

[@melonenlord2723]

Or just put spells together and hope enemies die instead of you xD

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@melonenlord2723 I love hope. It feels like a good thing but is actually a silly thing that punches your knees.

[@fluute2620]

I was looking for something like this, thank you!

[@Krawnex]

I saw this live :)

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

I was there

[@why_i_game]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 Lol.

[@burndivisiongames7402]

Yeah, boss.

[@enterix987]

haha not working

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

What do you mean?

[@reapercometh]

worked for me

[@enterix987]

@@calmlittlebuddy3721 my max DMG (after very big lags) its more small than 3 omega sawblade with DMGup, a lot od curse lifetime

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

@@enterix987 then ya doing it wrong. Lol. If you aim a bit to the side of your target or will pop for 400 quadrillion. You can see it in the video. I’ve killed many a boss including high orb Kolmi w it. In the next video I’ll show it more clearly. Plus this won’t kill you like saw blade.

[@bosinnpashalka]

Мне нравится, что в этой игре люди едва ли понимают, что происходит на самом деле. Постоянное изменение noita похоже на то, что она сломана. Но все принимают это и пытаются изменить игру еще более творчески. Если ты умрешь из-за того, что что-то сломалось, ты не пострадаешь, и это почти награда.

[@Tdvtdvtdv]

Плохо перевел

[@mr.anderson8803]

Если ты умрешь из-за того, что что-то сломалось, ты не пострадаешь...))) Пострадают твои нервы))

[@bosinnpashalka]

@@Tdvtdvtdv я знаю

[@kamilslup7743]

yeah it's easy to make a wand that one shots everything: anything with trigger/timer (preferrably good range so splitter bolt = bad) explosion of thunder congratulations, everything dies (including you if you didn't get electricity or electric immunity)

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

It kills a 32 orb Kolmi?

[@givlupi2686]

That won't oneshot anything after the jungle. Some enemies are even immune to explosion and lightning damage.

[@maxcassian9627]

lightning explosion is lovely but why not use homing with multiple lightning balls or thunder charges on that trigger, that way you leave more room for modifiers once you get later game (ex. adding chain spell or larpa trails with spiral path, piercing, etc.) I think they are more versatile and honestly do more damage if ur going for a lightning wand, wheres all they are worse for is their cast delay and mana cost but those are easily fixed

[@dragonkidkai5330]

A better one is homing, piercing, bubble thing with trigger/ any trigger spell with decent lifespan, and something like death nova or plasma cross. 4 spells and it can still do significant damage considering the spell after the trigger goes off every few ticks.

[@davidtirado2330]

So young and innocent

[@fuckyoufightme27]

Could you please confirm if I understand it right? The tentacle moves the spark bolt's spawn point towards the enemy, the bolt appears four times - one from the normal spawn and the other three from divide by three omega, all the spark bolts except for the last one to spawn get eaten up by spells to power to boost the last one which delivers the damage?

[@calmlittlebuddy3721]

According to Noby "here's an extremely simplified explanation of how many copies of everything are created: > There are a total of 8 Omega called in that instance - D3 (divide by 3) copies Omega 3 times (Omega count = 3) - #1 Omega copy will copy D3 which will copy Omega 3 more times (Omega count = 3 + 3 = 6) - #2 Omega copy will copy D3 which will now copy Sparkbolt - #2 Omega copy will copy Omega (Omega count = 6 + 1 = 7) - #3 Omega copy will copy D3 which will now copy Wand refresh - #3 Omega copy will copy Omega (Omega count = 7 + 1 = 8) So you get a total of 8X everything on the wand + 2 Sparkbolts If you have questions like: > Why are some Omegas copying Omega and some not? or > Why is D3 first copying Omega, then at some point it copies Sparkbolts and then Wand refresh The anwer is - _that's how wands work_. There really is no easy way to explain it, the only way to truly understand it is to read the wiki guides and maybe visit official Noita discord. Theres a wand-help channel in which you can ask for help with understanding wands and people who know how it all works will gladly explain it to you :) Edit: Some helpful resources below. Spells to Power and Tentalce interaction breakdown - noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Expert_Guide:_High_Damage_Wands#%E2%80%9CInfinite%E2%80%9D_Damage_Exploits Expert level wand-crafting guides that explain Divide by and Omega mechanics - noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Guides#Expert_Guides

[@kalydon2826]

​@@calmlittlebuddy3721thx for providing the wiki resource. Im gonna look up a bit of stuff there ^^