Noita is an absurdly difficult game

[@AstralArchivists]

Remember, the only permanent upgrade in Noita is the knowledge you gained by killing your self in the previous run!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Very wise words you have there

[@nitendler]

Just like in real life

[@Goteryup]

Well, you also permanently unlock new spells

[@zynstein]

Noita, the game that simultaniously justifies the existence and my hatred of finland

[@GoodlyTexas]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@Redfizh]

Perkele! 😶‍🌫️ Maybe Noita is produced in Mongolia and disguised as finnish.

[@chaotickreg7024]

Try My Summer Car next

[@peezieforestem5078]

For those who don't know, there is an unstuck function in Noita - if you're ever stuck, just press 3+ direction keys at once. So, on PC with QWERTY keyboard, that would typically be AWD.

[@whiteshadow247]

If this is true this is awesome

[@peezieforestem5078]

@@whiteshadow247 Definitely true for the keyboard, but idk how it works for a controller.

[@we-must-live]

@@peezieforestem5078rip out the analog to unstuck self

[@Ryuji-Ly]

Ah…. So many deaths that could have been prevented had I known this…

[@bebop_557]

Him not realizing you can drink Acceleratium without putting your wand away was painful. Also, a word of advice: the "Chainsaw" spell will become your best friend when it comes to wand building.

[@user_zamafhagghghdrs]

)))) so true))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[@maraz666]

Liekkiö isn't just a "human torch", in Finnish mythology liekkiös are ghosts of neglected children, which would haunt dark forests and pester travelers by repeating their words and laughing maniacally.

[@cinnamonmichael]

Holy shit man this is an insanely well made video. I love your editing style and i genuinely cannot believe you only have 100 subs. Keep up the vids man!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Thanks, appreciate it! I get that a lot😂

[@erurainon6842]

Albino: "Yes you can copy my homework just change it a bit."

[@vitorvena]

I had this game for a few weeks and i finally had time to really get into it recently… oh boy, im both addicted and severely traumatized ahhahahahha i barely scratched the surface and im mostly avoiding watching related content to not get major spoilers but this video was great! I have little time with Noita but i already considering putting it my “greatest games ive ever played” list, thats how good it is!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Yeahhh this is a really good game, and I can agree with the severely traumatized part

[@vitorvena]

@@GoodlyTexas”Simulated pixels aren’t real, they can’t hurt you” Simulated Pixels:

[@GoodlyTexas]

💀

[@Account-pp2bk]

Frankly, only then the prospect for success in runs came to me after taking the risk of learning spoilers.

[@vitorvena]

@@Account-pp2bk I can see that being true but i wanna get to a point where i will feel like ive experience enough as to not feel guilty about it!

[@jaceg810]

I saw him pull out the chaotic polymorphine, and instantly I realized that right within his hands, he held infinite possibilities, most of them deadly (to the drinker/stained one)

[@Kraxhor]

Truh be told. I have the same experience with Noita. I wanna win so badly. And it's literally the hardest thing ever.

[@psyantologist]

- take it slow. explore as much as you can until you run low on health - get the tablet at the lava lake. yeet it at foes. double gold and wild damage - normal poly helps to get out of a holy mountain without collapsing it. sheep hind legs can stand on the edge after the slope to wait out poly - "Return" is neat to drop wands into the next mountain and get pulled back out again to grab more wands in case some have good stats and others have good spells. Return modified with a Nolla (the Boss in the desert pyramid has a decent chance of dropping a Nolla) is a makeshift tele. Useful on a trigger spell or a long distance cast (not too rare in shops) - gets you in and out of holy mountains

[@Kraxhor]

@@psyantologist interesting I mean I do have an series of playing this game but I did not know about the desert temple. And poly I am not touching... That's nasty thing there 🤣🤣🤣 but I try to use the tablet but I do forget about it quite a bit too that I have it I mean 😅 was before the red portal but got squashed 😅

[@sosalr]

this is literally the Noita experience really nice video, good editing and comments, keep doing great♡

[@psyantologist]

when you are stuck, pressing a, w, then d will unstuck you by removing the terrain around you

[@psyantologist]

the Chaotic Poly death was ingenious as a demonstration xD didn't see that coming 4:40

[@Hydrazine1000]

_Much to learn you have, my young Padawan..._ (I have 1000+ hours in this game, but I still get _noita'd_ by the game from time to time.)

[@psyantologist]

poly stays scary ^^

[@AB-xm8zo]

Looks like a fun game imma give it a try, great vid btw👍

[@GoodlyTexas]

Thanks man, and yeah, great game😅

[@LezardValeth-nn2gl]

00:22 it me 800 hours 1400+ deaths im perfectly sane...

[@robinfalkner-wedge824]

thought I was about to have my best ever run, got distracted for 2 seconds and was engulfed in dark flame and polymorphed simultaniously. I love this game.

[@GoodlyTexas]

"i love this game" 💀😭

[@aymanebagui]

you are just earn a subscriber man keep going

[@dmitriygryaznov9210]

This is actually a really well-made summary of Noita as experienced by most players. As of 2023-03 only 9.7% of Steam owners of Noita completed a single run, so I really mean "most".

[@GoodlyTexas]

Lol yeahh I know, it is interesting to see in the achievements that like sub 30% of people arrived at the deeper layers of the map🤔

[@chillcursed]

i claim skill issue on all my 200+ deaths in this game

[@cert650]

Awesome montage and sound. I wish you more subscribers.

[@GoodlyTexas]

Thanks man, appreciate it!

[@lohyncoetzee5652]

Quality content like always Goodly!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Thanks Man!!! Appreciate it!!!

[@leosnips]

Great vid man, it took me 90 hours to finish the game once and i still have all the multiple orb runs to do, still so much to learn about the game too and i have hardly learned anything myself lol!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Yeahh it is gonna be a tough one, but I hope to make some more vids as I progress through, really enjoyed making this one😁

[@leosnips]

@GoodlyTexas it shows that you enjoyed it, great video man, I'll subscribe

[@shurialvaro]

Congrats on completing the tutorial man

[@GoodlyTexas]

XD

[@xagatal]

If you learn to enjoy losing, you will win every time.

[@novagaming4970]

I love this game but i can't make it past stage two

[@SwoggersLOL]

hella good video. the only thing i didnt like was the goofy ass name of the monsters. "Snipuhiisi" 💀💀💀

[@GoodlyTexas]

Yeahh very goofy indeed💀

[@FlutterSpyProduction]

No shot you only have 185 subs, brother this quality of vid is fuckin mint. Well make it 186 and i hope to see more vids from you!

[@yottanuclei]

nice edit

[@kalviskalnins830]

Nice vid man

[@GoodlyTexas]

Thanks man!

[@zoom_552]

LESSSSS GOOOOO!!!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Yess sirrr!!!

[@theonethatnobodyasked6563]

Theres no way this guy just got A HUNDRED subs bro i tought you were a big ytuber

[@theonethatnobodyasked6563]

Giving me 2018 flashback tho

[@GoodlyTexas]

Thanks man, yeahh a lot of people says that, but I guess I just enjoy it to edit XD Thanks for watching tho!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Loll yeahh

[@justinmarkwilliams]

lol... yeah that Noita

[@AveriV1]

knockoff martincitopants

[@GoodlyTexas]

Who?

[@AveriV1]

@@GoodlyTexas cares

[@daneilpotgieter1778]

Yess 🎉

[@GoodlyTexas]

🎉🙌🏻

[@sinarchbishop5102]

This game s name is such a miss... Imagen if they called it "Dumb ways to die 3"

[@sinarchbishop5102]

And played the song at every death xD..

[@jaydendutoit1359]

Finallyy!!

[@GoodlyTexas]

Uploaded!

[@NightlyLight]

Where are the deaths??? I don't see any deaths??

[@GoodlyTexas]

Are you blind or something💀

[@NightlyLight]

not legally @@GoodlyTexas

[@WarmReversal]

You copied a lot of albinos video.

[@monkaydexd8958]

png youtuber moment

[@CEOofMAYONNAISE]

Ew

[@GoodlyTexas]

:(

[@theonethatnobodyasked6563]

:(

[@prltqdf9]

Disliked due to embedded subtitles. It's needless and I hate the trend with a passion.

[@hhboomdotcom9990]

Eye of cafulu

[@GoodlyTexas]

😢