Noita No Gold Achievement Runs

[@AhmedHan]

07:00 In every single run: He deliberately and irritatingly avoids every gold nugget on the screen. In the no gold achievement run: He jumps on the gold nugget as fast as possible.

[@zomgbbqsauce12345]

lmao

[@prdprdprdprdprdel]

Right? And then he claims it's a habit.. The dude is attempting a no gold run in every run.. There could be a hoard of blood gold while he's at half hp and he's still going to swoop right past it to save a second...

[@johncopenhaver4311]

Lol right

[@infidelcastrato1844]

Notice how Dunk always throws the runs I bet yes on. These are the deceptive practises that have led me with the backing of the weebs to sue Dunk for the insider trading of sweat

[@iwasdeleted708]

Well ya losing your sweatness

[@peterleonard49]

your cringe inside jokes have no meaning here.

[@xaracen7207]

@@peterleonard49 144 people disagree

[@kanand2292]

Holy crap that first run was so close!

[@turkeyboy5543]

1:18:11 He forgot he had already used up all his luck with the chaotic poly trick earlier.

[@fernando47180]

he got combo'd HARD

[@misanthrophex]

Holy shit that was unfortunate. I actually covered my eyes

[@henry6136]

i like how when dunk tells chat that they're on camera and tells them to say hi to youtube they immediately start sending boob emotes

[@kzalesak4]

Best part of the video 😂

[@TheBigLou13]

From *[ **1:14:25** ]* to *[ Holy Mountain ]* was an *Epic Gamer Moment!*

[@SeekingJoshua]

Dunk, I've been watching your videos to learn more and more about Noita and it's been so much fun. Finally got my first win after 75 hours, and it's all thanks to you imparting knowledge!

[@Lys3rg1k]

I played over 300 hours back when the game first came out, never could get a win. Put it down, frustrated, until I started seeing Dunk's stuff here on YT. I learned so much from watching a few VODs that I was finally able to clinch a win! I vote Dunk for Noita teacher of the year

[@XWeeDom]

Took me about 70h as well for my first win. It felt good :)

[@Rain1]

Dang that seems to be about the right number. If I didn't watch his videos I probably wouldn't have one until close to 70 hours as well

[@AzureTheSky]

Hey Dunk! I've been watching you content for a while. Just wanted to leave a comment saying that I love how you conduct yourself during runs and how you upload things just as they are, leaving in potentially unsuccessful attempts, that is a great idea to keep engagement. Also really love the rants and the explanations. Thank you for the content and I hope you're having a good one!

[@Jarmoust]

Started playing the game because of your videos. Its a pretty fun game. Your videos are very enjoyable to watch, just watched an old 11 orb run that you did. Got some good tips and it was good content.

[@vicenteperez2136]

i love the twitch viewers their little goblins that cause chaos at any moment they can and i love them all

[@Griffduggydug]

Hey Dunk! I picked up Noita at the suggestion of a friend a while ago and tried to push onward with no spoilers for a while. Managed to get pretty far, but not enough for a win so I decided to check out some videos. Lucky for me yours were the first I found and I've been binging them since. Would love to catch a twitch stream but was wondering if you had a stable schedule or if your streams are more impromptu. Thanks so much for all of the great content and for the in depth explanations of wands and tech!! God Gamer we salute you.

[@DunkOrSlam]

Welcome to the Noita community!!! You are in for a wild ride =) As for my schedule I don’t really commit to one 100% but I am usually live starting around 10 PM CST Tuesday to Saturday. It’s a weird time I know haha

[@Griffduggydug]

@@DunkOrSlam Thanks so much! I actually got my very first win while watching your Noita power hour on Friday. Only thanks to your chainsaw and spell wrapping wand tutorials. Its amazing how deep this game goes. I'll keep an eye out for more livestreams!

[@Alex-ck4in]

Thanks to all the insane knowledge Dunk gives out, I got my first win last week, swiftly followed by my second win 🙌 appreciate the content man

[@coolranch]

great video. I wish I was able to stay awake for your livestreams but these are just as good!

[@spareribs9998]

1:47:37 question, would replacing double spell with a projectile modifier like light also cast the extra bubble spark?

[@noname75x]

Good question ! The answer is yes

[@blue_ouija]

if you're worried about not having gold to do the reroll, just break the reroll

[@gbeminiyionyinyechukwu1157]

God I love watching these runs so much thanks for the great content! I need to tune into the streammm!!

[@Drillz007]

i love the absolute wave of emotes that show up at 7:02 that was hilarious

[@woxics]

I do miss the days when this was youtube. When there wasn't the oversaturation or the crazy editing but just a dude talking and playing a game. Honestly it's kinda refreshing.

[@Anths_art]

Yeah i miss that too. I stick to watching smaller channels that do vids like these quite honestly.

[@skeleton_mage]

That first mountain in the second run was stacked.

[@WayFinder42]

"you cannot destroy me I am the final boss" "Haha rock physics go brrrr"

[@momoshira]

LMAO DUNK SAYING “FOLLOW MY ONLYFANS” I’M DYING😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@riverw4721]

Watching this while waiting for the wand connoisseur to kill itself. Great stuff!

[@cheeseburgerbeefcake]

We know twitch chat is degenerate, it's expected Dunk. I've only managed to catch a couple of your twitch streams, feels Euroman.

[@komternogwatvan]

Well done man! It's great fun to watch all this!

[@n-grat9368]

I think this is the first time I ever saw Dunk die during a run.

[@Oldabrudder]

Hey Dunk, do you think you can do a conditional spell video?

[@4headgaming448]

they removed the poly glitch didn't they? I thought the levitation pools were shared between mina and the polymorphed creature

[@suzidio]

Dunk!! why at 1:08:34 you had 204 max HP? it happened to me too but i can't figure out why

[@iStabSnipers]

53:00 spooky skull formed by the terrain

[@jgvfdzugnyvfasnefj]

you dont realize how much gold there is in noita early game untill you do this challenge

[@ANtSJob]

This play looks exactly like i play (new to the game) - avoiding everything, super conscious, afraid of everything, not going anywhere😂 reminds me of life)))

[@danielmosquera8418]

random question: i know u can steal spells from the holy montain but can u actually steal from the shops in the sky or the hell? cause they are really expensive

[@timtaroo2856]

If you haven't found the answer yet, no one has found a way to steal from any shop outside of holy mountains, just visit gold biomes to afford the spells

[@RND_ADV_X]

The way the spider looked down at you and popped you on the head in the temple just before the jungle was really cute for some reason. 😂😂😂

[@xDARKSHADEx]

Nice, I was waiting for another one

[@CrazedWhiteGaming]

Damn, Twitch chat showing us the good stuff on what you're hiding. Keeping the goods from us I see ;=;

[@sargiskh]

Thank you god gamer!

[@nugget9681]

!pillar

[@shinokami007]

as a james bond fan, when you say (or chat) gold is forever, i hear diamonds are forever :)

[@Jacob-th1vv]

I love these long vids dunk, what time do you stream and what days ?

[@DarkJDL]

Is there a reason why you couldn't take the earth essence's rock from outside the mountain to steal from the shop? (and have a way to prevent gold pixels while holding the rock) ?

[@galimantis]

I figure that would take too much time to set up, especially without any acceleratium or something to quickly break the grey brickwork diamond

[@randomperson8375]

if I learned one thing from this, it's that Telekinetic Kick is OP

[@gustavomedeiros2384]

Why are your holy mountains not cursed after you collapse them? Does it have something to do with the no gold run?

[@agnacore]

The curse is actually the red symbol that appears when it collapses. If you go back in and touch any red pixels before they all disappear, you'll take a lot of curse-type damage.

[@sturmifan]

if i remember right it takes about a minute for the curse to dissipate. after that you can go in there safely

[@lionical_plays]

ofc you get the best first shop ever in a no gold run lul

[@aBanabis]

you can chaotic poly into a worm? has anyone tried being eaten by a fish as a worm? oh nvm. you were talking about one of those big worms. i was thinking fish food lol

[@Smoth48]

Dude, I literally find this to be just as hard as a no-hit run, strictly on the basis of habit alone. The sheer force of constant thought that is necessary to remember not to pick up gold on instinct is insanely hard. Sometimes your fingers are already on the way to pick the gold up before you even realize it xD

[@Ogi1508]

can someone help me, i saw a wand he made in one of the videos that was about double explosive projectile mod but i dont remember what it was, does anyone know the trick

[@seamusmaguire2160]

Hello from KZbin!

[@Bzorlan]

If slimeball can only destroy soft materials then surely it should destroy gold too? It may be metal but it's very soft. Softer than wood

[@leovin00]

Yay! KZbin is glad to have you!

[@cryser5]

Am i missing something, why not use the cliff after the lavalake? :o

[@sgmvideos5175]

so close to do it in 15 minutes

[@zeli7050]

can someone help me? wand 1: delay 0.27 recharge 0.15 1:double+spark bolt+ chainsaw really fast 2:double +chainsaw+ spark bolt fast but not as fast as 1 why??? 3:double + trigger spark bolt+ chainsaw really slow, why?? wand 2: delay 0.15 recharge 0.52 1: chainsaw+ trigger spark bolt+ double + heavy spread+ chainsaw the recharge time is 0.52-0.17-0.25-0.17=-0.04, delay is 0 right? why still so slow?? I am so confused! can someone please help me!!

[@MrShadowfax42]

You're using non shuffling wands right?

[@zeli7050]

@@MrShadowfax42 of course. Any ideal about the mechanism behind it ?

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

Chainsaw goes at the end not inside of a trigger for wand 1 3 im too lazy to correct the rest of your stuff, figure it out

[@sebastianturner2458]

Did you have the perk concentrated spells? I think it does some weird things that might explain the discrepancies in wand 1 #s 1&2 (in a vacuum I think they should be the same.) Otherwise, for #3 and wand 2 #1 you're not eliminating cast delay with the chainsaw because spells inside a trigger are in their own spell block that doesn't effect cast delay at all (positively or negatively,) so it's only reducing the recharge (notably, wand 2 is always either casting the chainsaw in a separate spell block or inside a trigger so it can never effect the spark bolt directly.) 1-1 and 1-2 should both fire every frame, but with concentrated spells I think 1 might be at either 0 or 2 frames cast delay and 2 might be at 2 or 4 frames cast delay - that's just a guess for how it works, though, could be unrelated weirdness from somewhere else. Would match the described rates though. 1-3 should have 0.32 seconds (or 0.35/0.38ish with concentrated spells? It's very poorly documented, it should add 2 frames per spell but I think it might get weird with chainsaws, thus my hypothesis for the first two,) cast delay. 2-1 should have no cast delay on the first chainsaw and 0.2 cast delay on the spark bolt (so the spark bolt would have 0.21 delay overall). Concentrated spells would maybe do even weirder things here and I don't want to think about it at all. Note: all of this could very easily be 100% wrong. I don't actually understand Noita and I'm not going to pretend to, I just dabble.

[@xerveeon]

chainsaws delete all delay in their block the moment they are calculated, so for wand 1-1, it calculates plus 0.05 delay for the sparkbolt, then the chainsaw sets it to zero on top of minus 0.17 recharge, meaning 0 delay, -0.02 recharge total, so it casts the fastest amount possible: once per frame. 1-2 chainsaw removes the default 0.27 delay, then adds the sparkbolt 0.05 delay. totals become 0.05 delay, -0.02 recharge, so it waits for the 0.05 delay. 1-3 the double is effectively doing nothing. The inside of the trigger counts as its own block, and the changes to delay of anything, including chainsaw, do not "activate." Basically, if something is inside a trigger, you can ignore its cast delay. However, changes to recharge time always activate. It's a bit confusing. The way I view it is that "cast delay" gets called on the spell block, while recharge time gets called on the wand. Anyways, the thing that the game calculates is the default 0.27 + the sparkbolt w/ trigger's 0.05 delay, and there are no other changes to cast delay. The recharge time is the default 0.15 - the chainsaw's -0.17. Totals are 0.32 delay, -0.02 recharge, so it waits for the 0.32 delay. for wand 2, it instantly casts the chainsaw, then casts the sparkbolt w/ trigger and its payload. chainsaw only affects its own block, so the block containing the sparkbolt w/ trigger has a total of 0.20 cast delay. there are enough reductions to recharge, but it is held back by the spark bolt w/ trigger. a way to make it cast every frame is to 1) have zero or negative recharge, which you do, and 2) have a spell block with chainsaw as the final spell. a way to construct that is: double, sparkbolt, chainsaw. a way to construct that with a trigger is: double, sparkbolt w/ trigger, [payload], chainsaw. the payload must be exact in order to function; if you don't have "enough" spells in your payload, it will take the final chainsaw and the special cast delay negation effect won't happen. by enough, i just mean that you have to deliberately fill each slot of the trigger. random doubles, triples, or so on won't let it work. please respond with any questions, learning how to make wands in noita was super fulfilling for me and I want to spread that joy!

[@Damonnanashi]

1:19:28 In the first run, you almost tele'd straight into a huge vat of acid, too. That would've sucked hard.

[@unkoljefe3108]

Wow, fuckin' teleport to lava.

[@Santibag]

I'm around 80 hours, and no finish. And the first run in the video makes it look so easy 🤣😅

[@memehoarder7408]

interesting chat u got in ur streams there dunk

[@xDARKSHADEx]

We do miss you, I work when you stream so... :x

[@VadeInSpiritu]

It would be so hard to not pick up the gold. It’s instinct lol

[@Madosatoshist]

I JUST DID IT after 4 months trying ! Where's my Steam achievement??

[@xDARKSHADEx]

If the gold goes negative you get to call your broker

[@TheAechBomb]

I think your broker calls you first

[@vorpal_void]

As some of KZbin people I don't really mind some chat noise.

[@whatd0605]

!Pillar

[@chipsle]

hi dunk, i would love to see every achievement done by u on yt :)

[@makkuhitu]

I wish these achievements were on Steam.

[@sybro9786]

!wands

[@whatd0605]

1:38:15 petition to rename all enemies to Steve?

[@barroomhero07]

Holy shitsnacks! That teleport into lava was brutal! 1:18:21

[@Tiltrotortech]

Dissolve Powders Perk

[@fencserx9423]

2 hour run… definitely a throw

[@spormlastname267]

Poggers.

[@exorias625]

i can see why he hides chat now

[@conjunto_]

Bro "fails" the run and just completes it... man... 40h in and i can't really go past hiisi base consistently... and i have never completed a run

[@grimbalim]

wouldn’t it be fun to try a no gold run and get a blood+water+gold alchemic precursor :clueless:

[@christopherthompson5400]

NOOOOO CHAT WAS MA FWEN :(

[@kiand2638]

It’s so irritating to see how easily you kill the boss. Congrats !

[@pontusvongeijer1240]

Lol KZbin am stooped?

[@RooZvonBooZ]

I WAS THERE

[@shinokami007]

yikes twitch chat going wild ahhaha :)

[@jeffjocson5015]

!uguu

[@AhdDib]

live chat is.... corrupt lol

[@jhalent93]

come on chat lol

[@Gatitasecsii]

Chase please don't think you need to only upload special videos to youtube, I want mooaaaaaaaaaaar Post some of your normal runs, isn't it sad that your runs are lost forever? I'd kill to watch em, but I CAN'T join Twitch! it's awful and unoptimized, it always buffers for me, even though I can watch streams on youtube and even at very high resolutions. So please, at least... idk twice a week you can back up SOME runs to youtube? It'd give me so much to watch...

[@kevinquintana3085]

Good videos but those fukin stickers moving on the bottom of the screen and the bot talk and messages ruins the videos

[@Drakuba]

1:18:15 lol skill issue

[@johncopenhaver4311]

I had to dislike the video since it's on 666 likes I feel like it will jinx me

[@nomiset2160]

hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder why this video is two hours long

[@parteuy3434]

1:18:00 Noita'd

[@EldritchFoxSucc]

!pillar

[@kabershshkabersh4272]

!wands

[@classyname42]

!uguu

[@mantissa182]

!uguu