Noita Speedrun All 15 Bosses

[@Garessta]

the video starts "skill issue" 12/10

[@MicleFirst]

The most incomprehensible 18 minutes of my life

[@Commandelicious]

How much teleport do you need? Yes.

[@julianhugen8760]

Me, a casual Noita player seeing this: Wth?!

[@UnnoneWandering]

More like wafhitmfditfgcidkwiafsrn. This was way beyond what I ever thought the scope of this game was.

[@dragonet3067]

@@UnnoneWandering me, a person who knows noita by notalbino videos and still dont get it whats going on even if its not speedrun: i dont know whats happening, but it's intense

[@Nah_Bohdi]

I often struggle to get to the second stage...

[@azureroro]

Real

[@4C52]

KZbin has blue comments now, wth

[@zubinzuro]

the sound when you teleport fast is insane, man of steel in noita

[@zubinzuro]

the explosion when you impact too

[@makotoS117]

That's new The god run I had before the update was not doing that

[@makotoS117]

Personally I jump scare when I crash

[@MisledUtopia]

my games look different...

[@Gorobcik_7209]

wakey wakey -- proceeds to crush his scull

[@Jackthat1]

got domed

[@chikatuntla]

i like how bro literally accelerates to light speed

[@misery7565]

Алгоритм ютуба меня сюда прислал, ты лучший, браза

[@prospal_i_ladno]

+ Меня пипец как развеселил звук при быстрой телепортации, реактивная бабка хахахахаха

[@canadaman112]

You’re a wizard Harry

[@drradzig81]

you're a hairy wizard

[@BeN0lf]

@@drradzig81youre hairy

[@dylanjackson7325]

this guy is probably a wizard in real life too

[@moistnuggests]

As a casual it feels like I blinked and suddenly 3 bosses are dead and he's halfway across the map towards the 4th

[@snekgregory]

Congrats on the WR!

[@Hardpossession]

thanks snekory

[@reactionmonkeys]

This dude starts a run and the game is like: "16th boss has spawned"

[@caps_lock]

what an INSANE run, ggs! calling it mediocre too at the end, what a flex lol

[@jagadynelson7488]

then there's me with 18hrs never seeing the first boss... I'm to impatient lol

[@Barnaclebeard]

18h is nothing

[@cringebobsquarepuns67]

Ok speed running the leviathan on one breath without breathless is absolutely stupefying

[@Liirsh]

congrats on amazing new wr!!!

[@garlicwaffle6146]

Now this is pod racing

[@hollowthere3850]

Absolute madman, needs way more more visibility, so I comment for you!

[@BioHazhards]

I've seen a little bit of this game but I have never played it. I love speedruns though and I must say: THIS WAS SOOO COOOL! I have no clue what you are doing halg the time but it looks insane! congrats on the WR!

[@dedidedi9132]

god damn the time is just going down and down and down

[@Stealthybones]

absolutely incredible stuff

[@dzulfiqardifa6037]

epilogue update speedrun content, finally I always wonder how would speedrunner kill that riposter rock

[@Nudgarrobot]

Yo the rubble strat with the first HM is INSANE I had no idea you could do that

[@picklestain2468]

Can you explain what this strat is?

[@Nudgarrobot]

@@picklestain2468 Assuming YT doesn't randomly delete my reply as it's been wont to do recently, the runner only has a normal Bomb wand in the first Holy Mountain, but needs to anger the gods to get Steve to spawn. Bombs can't destroy the Brickwork that the Holy Mountain is made of, but they **can** cause some of it to crumble to dust. So the two bombs placed behind the statue on the far right are in the perfect spot to consistently cause the mountain to crumble enough that it angers the gods. I've been experimenting with it myself since seeing this and sometimes you can almost get a clean shear through the wall, which is crazy. Did not think the shaking-loose-ceiling-dust effect on bombs had so much utility

[@musicaccount3340]

@@picklestain2468 I guess explode 2 bombs behind a statue, so the HM crumbles and Stevari comes to give you $$$

[@thewhiteroseencounters5881]

Mad how much time put in and speed of thought to pull this off

[@jessetylerwade]

Dude just... how... youre the kind of god wizard I strive to be ❤

[@bybetede]

Think I need to quit this game after watching this one

[@sanyanders]

Congratulations!

[@MonKeyGuy131]

why do i hear a f1 engine when he uses the teleport wand long enough?

[@PeRSCiTio]

New patch

[@Squishium]

Is it me or do I hear racecar noises whenever you're moving at mach speeds

[@Geisterwurst]

Speechless😮 GG

[@blackblackblackone]

JUST BLEW MY MIND

[@Promatim]

Nice run!

[@shawnc4240]

Wth did I just watch. We need a video explaining every exact thing that just happened in detail. (Would be a 3 hour vid)

[@AgentFire0]

A couple things: 1. Very random-lucky Long distance Cast + Small Teleport Bolt on the first possible mountain, which enables this fast travel (with additional reduced recharge time later on) 2. Also quite random four crucial things: Trigger Spell (pretty common) + Homing (semi common) + Continuous damaging spell (not very common) + Curse (quite rare). All of these in combination ignore shields and do accumulating damage. I've actually only met cursing modifier only once or twice in 120 runs. 3. Of course black holes (rare) + speed up (rare). So draw your own conclusions.

[@shawnc4240]

@AgentFire0 how did he cast black holes infinitely? Even with the the unlimited spells perk the holes remain at 3

[@Petardozord]

Imagine how many years it would take to get to this without internet.

[@danielmagill5982]

gz my dude

[@vanillagodzilla5948]

The last line was such a bar. " I can still do better, this was mediocre"

[@makotoS117]

Finally Leviathan one shot

[@wintermutevsneuromancer8299]

i would like to have a noob comentary about this run.... looks amazing!

[@snuckchompski9300]

That was incredibly amazing holy hell 👏👏👏

[@fynnluck]

Bro respect

[@poposterous236]

what did I just watch holy hell

[@dd15g6s3]

Why do I hear jet noise

[@khguy27]

And here I am, barely able to get to Hiisi Base... Seriously though, how do you get to this point? Knowing where the bosses are and what what overpowered wands you can make is one thing. But to juggle what spells to put, in what order, on what wand, and the reaction time while teleporting with a machine gun at mach 19...simply incredible

[@Hardpossession]

@@khguy27 just watched better players and lot of same seed practice

[@zubinzuro]

what was the purpose of turning the world into toxic gold in the end?

[@Hardpossession]

this triggers the end credits, but first I must kill the last boss (Kivi), since we both die due to a curse of killing him, I immediately enter the victory screen. Otherwise, I would need to kill him first and then comeback to the altar to finish the game. Which is a time waste.

[@stiLLa2000]

what the fuck - I'm speechless - great job!

[@MedoTryToo]

Macro wand switching? Is that allowed?

[@Hardpossession]

yep, but not macros, it's a bind from keyboard settings noita.wiki.gg/wiki/Advanced_Guide:_Wand_Mechanics#Keybinding_Changes

[@MedoTryToo]

@@Hardpossession all good g. Insane skills btw. Respect

[@egtemp317]

The game world is enormous

[@ricksanchez5474]

Never seen this game, no idea how it works, stille watched

[@QQQ-he8zf]

Есть один вопрос на который ты уже писал ответ на стриме, но я тогда не понял. 2:15 ты ставишь заклинание с зарядом в конец и часто это бомба или динамит.. По мимо этого мне было очень интересно почему в левом нижнем углу всё время идёт свап на ботл и обратно. Почитал немножко про spell wrapping, там нашел бинды, на предыдущее оружие и следующее оружие + выстрел который на маус1 все три настройки биндятся на одну кнопку, верно? Так ли это работает?

[@Hardpossession]

Да верно, в нойте если не дострелять все заклинания из жезла и потом сменить его на другой жезл, после чего вернуться на него с которого стрелял, то он начнет стрелять с 1-го заклинания не начиная перезарядку, также происходит если открыть инвентарь, он тоже начинает сначала стрелять. Чтобы самому не переключать палки взад-вперед, можно забиндить: след. пред. предмет и выстрел на одну кнопку, тогда ты сначала выстрелишь, а потом жезл перетасуется как описано выше. Стоить заметить что так-как мы пропускаем задержку перезарядки, задержка каста остается, то-есть не получится быстро стрелять на жезле с 0.30 в задержке каста, в случае если каст убран до 0.00 то можно и спамить ту кнопку, что выдаст своего рода пулемет. Легче всего это заметить если поставить это все на колесо мыши, тогда прокрутив его ты будешь стрелять как из пулемета, в то же время это сложно контролировать если ты к примеру стреляешь из телепорта, и не хочешь случайно переместиться в лаву или типо того. Тогда можно бинд на ПКМ, в игре нигде толком не используется правая кнопка мыши, так-что ничего не теряешь. Чем я собственно и пользуюсь.

[@Roni_Gerto]

Как будто Даня в свободное время от дотки в ноиту поигрывает )

[@superzefir2054]

Энглиш 100%)

[@unusuaIminion]

Holy shit you are good Also, is this is some kind of mod on a sound, when you fasttravel with tp wand? Sound cool ngl

[@Hardpossession]

@@unusuaIminion it's default in-game sound after the update, just go really fast and you will hear it

[@unusuaIminion]

@@Hardpossession wow, need to reinstall then

[@Mr_Kustovich]

бро, йоур инглиш из рили гуд !

[@啟盛鄭]

Just bought the game yesterday, came here because have no clue with this game. Leave with no clue.

[@FunkySwanson]

What did I just watch? Lmao awesome

[@khalila.dimassi9775]

sorry to have the game installed at the same time line

[@shinigamigxd]

boss, nice speedrun, boss

[@TheRoboito]

Since when did the portal spawn when you get the greed perk. crazy how you had 9 hp and then almost died at @4:12 but dodged. how many attempts did this take?

[@Hardpossession]

@@TheRoboito Portal? always I think, I'm answering from the phone, so I can't see it, but in the counter at the bottom right it should display it above the timer.

[@TheRoboito]

@@Hardpossession i havent gotten the greed for a while so i must have forgotten i thought maybe they just added it! but man what a run, it was the best speed run in any game i have seen!

[@Hardpossession]

@@TheRoboito Thanks, there is a better time for this category tho, it's on the channel if you're interested

[@TheRoboito]

@@Hardpossession oh i will view it tomorrow sounds great, i just played noita all day and used an infinite timer spell and slotted cessation into it, i got "the gods cannot find you" and something about lumination is the secret with these numbers 3,20,-33. any idea if i can save this run somehow or what to do with this info?

[@Hardpossession]

@@TheRoboito if you put reduce lifetime on cessation, I think it's over. That just maximum sliders in game, brightness, contrast and so on.

[@burrdid]

my ass could never leave behind a trigger spell

[@theweakbeast7833]

Real

[@zackrog1270]

And win number 600. Nice!

[@bloodwolf2609]

insane seed gg

[@ZINAK1]

I don't think he was taught the concept of games and how they should be played)

[@Denis_QO]

Только после слова "Проблема" понял, что автор русскоязычный Kappa

[@ridikelus4413]

с первых слов и построения предложений понятно что русский

[@Disorrder]

да не, сразу понятно. Я до середины видео думал, либо азиат, либо русский. Но русские слова проскакивали, такшт да. В конце ещё "медиокр" 🤣

[@v.i.l.7848]

Очень сильно подозрительное везение. Слишком много случайно совпавших факторов.

[@kelarsiseng915]

That was good

[@Редиска13]

Акцент просто огонь)))

[@Zechques]

dropping summon taikasauva on the ground hurt me :(

[@fedoralinux8976]

WP!

[@invsi6231]

This is crazy

[@diamon1716]

VERY NICE

[@kleptobinx]

Im a filthy casual and this was great even taki g notes to apply to my runs

[@Axidom]

Еще раз убеждаюсь, что я не умею играть в "Noita"

[@NINABONEnohuman]

you're a legend

[@pekonani]

えげつなすぎる

[@Class-D-personal]

Мне страшно думать что это за человек, он выполнил sun квест

[@ASAZO]

wow congrats

[@KB_KamOK]

Это какой-то сюр....

[@뭔데-h9h]

분명 도전과제에서 승리라고 했는데 게임의 1%도 즐기지 못했었네..

[@agentemptiness9700]

Bro has infinite+ 1 luck 😭😭😭

[@hammer2156]

Эта игра настолько глубокая? У меня эффект зловещей долины проявился

[@OppositeOpinion]

ты наверное путаешь, эффект зловещей долины про другое совсем

[@CasonGray]

damn awesome!,

[@xalbertosamax]

wow thats is so cool

[@Zpicismrad]

the fuck did I just watch? Good job, I guess. Congratulations!

[@BugsbunnyEh]

wtf is goin gon....

[@Disorrder]

3:03 so close!

[@RubberGamesHD]

Yeah I couldn't ever play this game

[@noonereally4370]

whoa there hp can you calm down for a second?

[@Hardpossession]

ok just for a second

[@RoscoeSweatsuit]

Idk what was even going on 🙆🏾‍♂️

[@sayntfuu]

gg

[@bobstown5259]

You shaved 50 sec off your last video. Nice.

[@MaximDZR]

Нихуя не понял

[@Disorrder]

но очень интересно

[@sheepcommander_]

holy shit

[@ovengoats]

wowww

[@ovengoats]

its crazy that even a run this good still has room for improvement. i love this category

[@jlnsandono6721]

took me 100 hours to finish the game 🤣

[@ВадимПодвигин-ъ5ц]

omg, how???

[@nicobost1950]

Dafukq did i just watch?

[@wlad9175]

вау, очень круто

[@devilgene7330]

Wow

[@wintermutevsneuromancer8299]

what?