Beating all of Noita's bosses in 11 minutes

[@name_not_taken]

Fury: i beat all the bosses using various ohko wands. Me: i made a flamethrower that kills me sometimes.

[@N09357]

The real bosses are the wards we made along the way.

[@duane6386]

@@N09357 and the kummituses that weird them

[@brianjones9780]

This is Noita in a nutshell

[@slugslikepie]

Me: abruptly dies for no freaking reason

[@xdarin_]

Maybe the real boss is our stupid curious little brain

[@CongaYT]

The wand management is so refined, half the wandcrafting is done in the amount of time it takes me to blink

[@thcgm]

@@CongaYT it's prob because he has played on this seed for some time

[@CHubas07]

11 minutes me: I'm sure there's still a hämmi somewhere so I can squeeze 10 extra gold This is just impressive

[@mihael64]

"just 10 more gold" "just 10 more gold" "just 10 more go-"

[@eastterminal2246]

@@mihael64 then the shotgun hiisi dropshots you as you go to the portal

[@mihael64]

@@eastterminal2246 truee

[@strikermodel]

I knew homing plasma cutter was good at killing bosses, but I didn't realize you could use it for the vast majority of them. Very impressive play here!

[@crystrash]

Честно говоря, я ожидал увидеть просто нарезку с убийством каждого босса по отдельности "Ведь за 11 минут не успеть же пройти игру, верно?", - думал я вначале Шок в чистом виде, очень впечатляет прохождение

[@TyneeTym]

My Longest Run is 10 minutes with 0 bosses killed, I just picked up this game

[@FuryForged]

Keep it going!

[@dcnick3]

Using plasma as a main combat spell, what a madlad

[@lunactiathemoth]

i've used plasma as a combat wand before

[@Ouch-fu7sl]

Plasma kills everything that atleast has 0.0001 projectile damage multiplier

[@КнязьМаксир]

> Challenges Master of Masters, the greatest mage to ever live > Casually drowns him in tons of acid This stuff is hilarious, great vid

[@lazprayogha]

>casually kills bosses >bail out without taking the dropped spells or wand >Noichad

[@tommihalonen6471]

I've put 200h+ into the game and only now realised you can drink potions from the bottle. Thanks Fury!

[@GrahamBurgers]

Awesome run! Great to see you continually improving your times. I HIGHLY relate to not being able to find the right spell at 5:24

[@KomodoKebab]

And he didn't even bother taking a perk at that HM. Dude is like MacGuyver and The Flash combined in Noita.

[@TheStardustConspiracy]

Man you are on another level! I can’t even beat half of the bosses let alone do everyone in a speed run!! Great video!

[@disgoop]

that limatoukka kill at 12 hp... almost had a second hand heart attack

[@dadiscoverychannel]

I'd love to see a video detailing the discovery of this seed and routing of the run if possible. It's mind boggling to see someone kill the Connoisseur of Wands faster than it takes me to get the orb above spawn

[@pigeon5935]

sometimes I spend 11 minutes figuring out which spells to keep on a wand

[@matheuspamplona1850]

i can definitely see a sub10 run lurking in the corner... amazing work Fury!

[@thecarnagecreator3691]

yes glad to see another one of these great speedruns.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Fury: Let's kill all the bosses in 11 minutes! Me: i just died to a hiisi sniper that hit an explosive tank behind me...

[@PilThrill]

I can relate so much

[@luciusjoeterry7526]

remember if you struggle in a game there will be someone beating the game at abnormal speed

[@BB-cn7tg]

The opening 💣… 😂

[@Nohugsforyou1]

Impressive and informative, good sir. Keep it up, I love your Noita content.

[@МихаилКадомцев-н6м]

Вот это настоящий God Run!!! Ты невероятно крут

[@adawg3032]

I haven't even beaten a single boss and you are going around making the entire game look easy

[@Nova-ly7tx]

It´s a bit insane how many bosses allready are in Noita. And how fast they can all be beaten

[@AzuriumOfficial]

Insightful. A bite sized walkthrough for each boss' weakness.

[@SullySadface]

I barely had time to realize that was an always cast wand.

[@SirDeimosKnightOfMars]

ooooooooohhh.. I was so confused how that was happening. Kept rewinding to check which spells were on it.

[@rickytempleton4181]

Mind blowing. My mouth was agape most of the run.

[@olrafiki8393]

Great run fury!

[@wakefieldallan]

Christ on a bike that was impressive.

[@logancherrington813]

You didn’t anger the gods, the gods angered you

[@Tokarr]

Always when i watch competitive players like in cs lol or other games with pro leagues i think i'm decent player and i'm good. But always after i watch your videos i cry in the corner from despair 😭

[@hookiebookie1]

Man you are outstanding! Fantastic job, gg!

[@jay_william17]

And here i am spending several hours trying to kill a single boss

[@WhyWasItMyRealName]

Why was the teleport room finctioning before the leviathan died?

[@muxanuk1200]

I'm glad to see you improve upon your last run! Looking forward to see 9 min run in a week ;P P.S. Why is the portal room active if it is a fresh file? Or it is not specified by the run rules?

[@FuryForged]

Thanks :) It's not a fresh file. It's a 100% file. In order to compete in speedruns, we pretty much all run at 100%.

[@Fhursday621]

@@FuryForged yo but hows the holy grenade still in the orb? little brain no understand also hella nice content i love ur stuff dude, thanks for teaching us so much about the noita world i am OBSESSED

[@bebra3392]

2:50 Used matosade to clean up terrain? Pretty clever

[@Hardpossession]

I'm definitely trying this seed to improve my boss killing ability, I don't trust acid these days. Might give it a try. Great run!

[@yama.kadzuo]

Wow, how do people even find seeds like that, I know you can find seeds for pretty much anything about perks and shops, but the placement of all the wands 😮

[@sciencepluspotato1294]

Didn't know plasma could be so good. i'll definitely try it to unlock some spells

[@KurzedMetal]

Very impressive run!!! Nice video

[@FronzelNeekburm]

6:46 is he using maosade here? didn't know it worked on this dude

[@DMJ94UC]

Havent looked at Noita for quite some time, now I watch this and I have zero clue what the hell is happening

[@Thadddeus]

very fitting that our protagonist is a wizard in this game.

[@ChumblesMumbles]

That's crazy impressive.

[@laharl2k]

wait how come the whole world didnt get turned into toxic gold at the end and only a small circle? did it stop because you died? makes me wonder if it would do the same if you used cessation the moment you activate it

[@justmutantjed]

Good run, dude! Dead impressive!~

[@EzekielHateable]

Great video as always.

[@MythicMagus]

It's quite cathartic seeing all these jerks get turned into figurative speed bumps.

[@Blahaj_Gaming847]

"I am accelerate" lighter queen

[@Bombingham]

hey fury can you try a god run in nightmare mode? I got like 20 stainless armor but got polied and died to my own wand. I was so careful until that moment lol. And the world layout is really weird in nightmare even in ng+

[@dimonduck6201]

Sometimes I think that Noita speedrun look like Minecraft, but when I see you set seed run, I understand, that Noita speedrun is more skillful

[@jellen3329]

What is the reason on firing 5 black holes at the curse rock before the master? All off them made it thru, was that just really good rng? btw pretty impressive run.

[@FuryForged]

While the AoE damage of Cursed Rock isn't much, contact damage will very quickly eat through the measly amount of HP I had at that point in the run. Nothing is worse than getting through the absolute gauntlet of hell that is this run and then dying to the cursed rock right before the end (which has happened to me numerous times on this seed.) I knew it was already a fast run, so I was ok with spending a little bit more time to be safe and not throw the run at the end.

[@ThePowerHouse3]

Good stuff FuryFast!

[@matoxetu]

damn, congrats

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

I've played the game for like 50 hours, and still didn't beat it. Then there's people doing this lol. Definitely something to look forward to, but at the same time looks impossibly difficult.

[@ШисыланПасалан]

4:23 what, how?

[@keamu8580]

Nice work, Fury!

[@brandondutton3831]

This was awesome

[@forlackofawetterbird]

jesus this seed is insane holy shit

[@Timofthewood]

how did you know where everything was?

[@PrimalBeard]

That was a blast! GG

[@AkiyamaMidnight]

How about the Deer Boss in the lake?

[@FuryForged]

This was before that boss was added

[@MetroAndroid]

There are multiple bosses?

[@wisewizard9552]

damn, and I can't even get past the laboratory

[@RiteOfSolaris]

Fury do you think that the bosses should be made un-cheeseable? While it is great for a guns blazing speedrun I feel like bosses such as the first one should have protection against stuff like that, maybe not being able to damage itself as the devs most likely intended it to be a harder late game boss.

[@zhepa_gorit]

Noita wants you to be more creative. And what can be more creative than finding alternate way to kill a powerful creature, not just dealing massive damage

[@zhepa_gorit]

Also with the right wand you can one-shot literally anything in conventional way, all you have to do is simply search for spell combination, kinda grind for them Or you can use your knowledge about weaknesses and behavior of an enemy to get same result with just a little bit of luck. That's what man calls skill, g

[@RiteOfSolaris]

@@zhepa_gorit I feel like it only works to an extent with boss weakness and creative mechanics. While you are correct on those Noita allows you to one-shot bosses with easily accessible spells (plasma beam, ice and melee spells) Finding a bosses weakness or strategy does add a fresh experience but when it goes to the point where you aren't even fighting the boss doesn't feel exciting especially when you can look on YT for an early game setup.

[@TestifyToTruth]

@@RiteOfSolaris I agree with you, I just find that it would be difficult to find the right line between too much and too little if any bosses were to be re-balanced. After all most Noita players have no idea how to kill most bosses without these KZbin videos.

[@RiteOfSolaris]

@@TestifyToTruthThat's another good point, all games easily have flaws so it can be hard to find balance everything well. Outside influence is how most games grow in balancing which is why a lot of people write ideas for the game, but not every idea can be executed well for something that doesn't matter as much in the game.

[@MasterNix]

Didnt you "return" the amulet?

[@FuryForged]

I did, but in order to compete in speedruns I have a maxed save that I use only for this (everyone uses a maxed save file for speedrunning so that everyone is on equal footing as far as unlocks go.) Also, I actually deleted the gem from the maxed save now, as well. So I shouldn't have it again in future videos unless we figure out another way of actually earning it.

[@kimi8364]

Whats the seed? I wanna try this

[@milomuschlin1610]

Can somebody explain to me how he got the black hole spell?

[@kifin4726]

how to spend Tovari in the diamond of greed???????????

[@GoldballIndustries]

How long did this take / How many Attempts ? 6:48 "Whoops!" :D

[@Spamua13]

wtf this feels unreal

[@Myownchanelhere]

How do you get so lucky with these wands?

[@GasBasement]

set seed run

[@hariman7727]

That's amazing.

[@urdad7349]

I can barely make it to the temple of art. :(

[@FronzelNeekburm]

this was dramatic af right here..... 9:43 "$hit....."

[@Poopman21377]

dude i literatur thouth that this game have only one cave, thats like another terraria like i been playing noita for like 1 year and i didnt know that there isnt only a cave

[@lunactiathemoth]

it's called we do a little trolling

[@Contextallion]

Amazing

[@killahtomato89]

Hi I'm fury and I am gonna kill bosses before they even know they woke up

[@PriNcEoFSpAcE009]

the fuck did I just watch!? 😮

[@jadHalabi]

God, you make it look eaay

[@zhepa_gorit]

As you can see, bosses in this game are not as scary and strong as it seems. In noita "beat the game" means "make such a wand, that shoots and causes to crush the whole world, making it unable to open again". No gods must be afraid, the game itself must be afraid. P.S. Maybe your potato videocard and processor will also be afraid and can cause local BBQ party simultaneously

[@FuryForged]

Noita brings even powerful videocards and processors to their knees.

[@Damglador]

What were you expecting?

[@EZiGutr]

insane 👍

[@maximus4765]

Just.... just three plasma cutters? That's it?

[@FuryForged]

Plasma is very good >:)

[@anarchistpoops161]

can you just kill all bosses in the game with a short range homing and a plasma beam lol?

[@cupocoffee9369]

Like how the fuck do you get to this point. I have 50 hours in and haven't beaten The Work yet. Nor ANY bosses. You make me feel like I'm legitimately playing this game wrong lol

[@killero00]

Meanwhile I struggle to kill one boss :'''')

[@stillanimal]

Siiick

[@okiadventures1213]

GG 🎉

[@sneakyfatcat]

??? How tf

[@none5020]

Genuinely jaw gaping

[@rytramprophet843]

i dunno why but the only boss that spawns for me is CoW

[@kneesock]

@@rytramprophet843 cracked version

[@gvi_never]

omg fury you are insane xD

[@ekkoyi3573]

My honest reaction: What the fuck is this

[@TwentyInchBurial]

waht the fuck did i just watch

[@marksilverman]

yeah I did this once totally by accident the second time I played Noita. no big deal :-)

[@FuryForged]

ezpz

[@dart_hmur]

ОФИГЕТЬ!!

[@알랭들롱백작]

what?

[@Drakuba]

WTH i have over 100hours, am cheating (i start with 4 perks and bit of extra HP) and still i havnet seen half the bosses in this vid 0_0