Noita: Teleportitis - The Twelve Noit's Of Christmas || Episode 1 of 12

[@blitzstrahl]

Hey there, 'Season's Greetings' from Germany! Have a nice birthday and end-of-the-year celebrations.

[@wakefieldallan]

The Twelve Noit's Of Christmas. Brilliant. I just found you on YT and you rock homie. First video I watched was your ideas on the cauldron and I subbed immediately. I'm new to Noita, but after about a month and a half with little over 300h played I'm starting to finally get it. My wands are still amateurish but I learn so much all the time, and it's people like you that make this community such an awesome place to be.

[@sergentboucherie]

Teleportitis, once I had almost no HP left, got frozen, teleported over lava and, well, I ended up getting thawed by the lava. The end

[@stargazer9846]

Happy Birthday yoo

[@blainebortuga1611]

Good to see you again my friend

[@nikoleg_mitrofan]

Also, happy birthday mr. Suffer of Let's Suffer Together

[@wakefieldallan]

My most hated perk is leggy mutation and lukki mutation. I accidentally picked up leggy mutation in a tense fight my monkey brain saw something and I just grabbed it without thinking. Totally ruined my flow.

[@blainebortuga1611]

Hope this game gets added to console one of these days

[@patu8010]

Hehe "twelve noit's" that's clever

[@shrektheogre4118]

I dislike the homunculus perk. I tried it once, I wasn't expecting to be able to hurt it. I promptly died

[@fletchplays516]

For more context on the stacking damage reduction. A lot of damage sources do a percent based damage based on your maximum hp. With 5 teleportitis perks most non-percent based sources of damage get mitigated to near nothing. like 1-2 hp lost at most with only large explosions getting anything above 10 hp lost. I used toxic sludge for its 2% hp reduction per tick. At 15 teleportitis perks the damage was reduced to 1 hp lost for every 17 ticks of toxic sludge damage trying to apply. 17 ticks to equal out to 100% of 1hp lost. A fun side note. I tested this at the mouth of the cave. Continuously I had to reapply toxic stain to test the amount of ticks and in doing so I held my cursor up and by the time I took 1 damage. I had teleported up into the sky biome..I also noticed that teleportitis likes to drop your stains at 30%.

[@jaredw5455]

That was exactly how I died the first and only time I ever took Teleportitis! It was also the first time I ever made it to Kolmi.

[@gavin0371]

The very first time I ever reached Kolmi I had teleportitus from perk gamble.... Helped immensely in getting down there, but the forced lava bath hurt even more😂

[@mapryh4er]

happy birthday

[@MrHeorhe]

The reason people also hate teleportitis is because it takes up a perk choice that could have been something much better delaying how long until you get all your immunities and tinker. If it shows up on the first holy mountain and you take it, you have to make it through the second level with a 'debuff' and 20% damage resist. The damage resist is actually incredible, but it's so passive thst it's very hard for the majority of players to ever see it making a difference. And the debuff is so large it often ends the run somewhere down the line

[@AzuriumOfficial]

O, I wonder if wormblood or allseeingeye perk or spell could help versus the blind status effect.

[@nikoleg_mitrofan]

17:39 it actually didn't cost you a single hp

[@Ustebegen]

Concentrated spells before you realize it ruins a lot of healing methods 😡😡😡