Coaching my 0 hour friend in Noita

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This is yet another guided run where I help out my friend who is brand new to Noita. Svethlane is a seasoned gamer when it comes to hard games but how will he stack up against the behemoth of Noita?
Find my buddy's content here :
/ @svethlane
/ svethlane

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@cortster12 3 ай бұрын

If he stops now, he will forever have a 100% winrate in Noita. A phenomenal feat!

@MiltiadesSpyrou 2 ай бұрын

if he plays again he will be noita'd

@jasonemmanuel1031 3 ай бұрын

The hardest part about teaching Noita is every time someone asks a question, the answer is pretty much “it depends” or “sometimes”

@Ulmaramlu 2 ай бұрын

He's actually doing a really good job at answering the questions without giving it all away. Just general advice or if the question is direct then only exactly the answer (or encouraging experimentation). Also really liked the pro-tips for muscle memory and wand design grammar for easier play.

@jasonemmanuel1031 2 ай бұрын

@@Ulmaramlu Oh for sure, I've just found when teaching noita that its a challenge to answer without being to cryptic to the point of frustrating for the people I teach

@svethlane 3 ай бұрын

Ayyyye!! Thank you for teaching me the ropes, Alias, and thank you everyone for watching!!! I had a ton of fun doing this!

@nitenite8946 3 ай бұрын

No matter what people might say, without your execution you wouldn't have won this run. There were several instances ESPECIALLY right at the end where you narrowly avoided death. Though you're probably unaware of why that is. You had good advice, and got lucky sometimes, sure. But you capitalized on all of that and won in a game designed to kill you. Tons of people wouldn't be able to do that even with far more hand holding than you got. Much respect. 🤘

@svethlane 3 ай бұрын

⁠@@nitenite8946Thank you SO much! It’s hard to tell how difficult a game like Noita is when your first run goes how this one did, haha. I’m just happy to do myself and Alias proud 😅 I hope to make more Noita content in the future! Thanks again!

@psyantologist 3 ай бұрын

You were doing really well :) almost jumped off of my chain when you hovered into one of the Temple Exits yet stopped maybe three pixels before collapsing it xD //edit: commented "You were doing really well :)" when you reached the jungle - and now I see you beat Kolmi on run 1 xDD with two shots xDDD cheers, dude!

@svethlane 3 ай бұрын

@@psyantologist HAHA I had no idea how close I was, I heard the sweat on Alias' forehead there

@jericbean2821 3 ай бұрын

After having died over 100 times and see this it’s kinda frustrating… but that’s Noita. I’m still obsessed with this game and enjoyed watching this. Nice win!

@FluffieWolf 3 ай бұрын

300 hours in I hadn't realised freeze field makes you fire immune. Awesome video

@Masturtate 3 ай бұрын

450 hrs myself and you just taught me 😂

@menacingarc2297 Ай бұрын

Yeah same, I learned a lot of stuff that I didn't know! The explosive shot stacking I had no idea about, same with the arrow spread(which I should have thought about considering I know how chainsaws work)

@klucles 2 ай бұрын

I love how at the start he asked "what's the point of the game". Personally, I think that's one of the few games where the point is to just have pure fun

@hamblance5938 2 ай бұрын

The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods

@harrytheghost Ай бұрын

become a god out of boredom

@MysticGohanVegeta Ай бұрын

also drugs

@chamberlainpi 3 ай бұрын

What the actual… win on 1st try! I don’t know whether to applause or cry! But honestly, congratz man!

@AliasGaming0 3 ай бұрын

I was blown away that he managed to pilot that run as well as he did. Everything just kinda worked out haha.

@GRAYgauss 26 күн бұрын

Now we have no excuses 😂

@patrickbennett4043 3 ай бұрын

Gosh , i loved coached sessions. seeing the perspective of new players is really cool.

@usn9902 3 ай бұрын

5:40 The huehuehue that perfectly voices the game saying "Yep, just 100% Flummoxium. Do something with it, I guess."

@zennon_youtube 2 ай бұрын

"kivaskibidy" god damnit

@smoses_gaming 2 ай бұрын

As a Finn, Alias's pronounciation of Pikku tulikärpänen and Stendari was actually good. And then came the kiuaskivi :D

@psyantologist 3 ай бұрын

really good balance between explanation and letting experimentation happen! good stuff :)

@psyantologist 3 ай бұрын

maybe take him up the main dungeon again once he can dig out and has the means to kill the alchemist (and travel) - and then either go parallel until he can tinker everywhere and is fire/explosion immune and then go into mushroom caves adjacent to the pyramid to show him some crazy spell things :)

@thatyoutubechannel9953 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god. As someone who's been playing since beta, I actually learned a couple things that are going to WILDLY boost my game. Like I didn't know about something so simple as switching to another wand resetting the cast order of the wand. I've wasted so many charges of ridiculously valuable spells when I entirely did not have to!

@mcmatthewchase 3 ай бұрын

500+ deaths no wins... YET!!!

@AdroSlice 3 ай бұрын

I'm not quite at your death count, but I've caught up to your wins ;D

@dutchthenightmonkey3457 Ай бұрын

I was like that for a while, you’ll get rng at some point I believe

@mcmatthewchase Ай бұрын

@@dutchthenightmonkey3457 I finally got a win on my 645th run. I just got my second on accident and it was a toxic greed ending

@GRAYgauss 26 күн бұрын

@@dutchthenightmonkey3457 rng for me was run 7, haven't won since at 100 runs or so

@phenex5190 3 ай бұрын

Ah if only I watched this video before I used scroll wheel to get to my water and threw my paha silma, killing myself.😭right at the portal

@AliasGaming0 3 ай бұрын

I learned the hard way too, I fell into lava and was too slow to get to my water and ended up throwing my flask and trapping myself under the lava with a ceiling of rock.

@alalmalal 2 ай бұрын

@@AliasGaming0minecraft moment

@jaxwastaken6736 3 ай бұрын

11:30 " this..... What the fuck is this" MAde me laugh soo hard lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@AdroSlice 3 ай бұрын

That was great. Makes me wonder how id have performed my first game under such coaching.

@cortster12 3 ай бұрын

Likely very well. I coached a friend of mine during his first playthrough, and he also won first try. Having someone who knows what they are doing in the backseat REALLY helps, especially if they have over a thousand hours.

@PerigeeParrot Ай бұрын

Loved this video, part way through I got inspired to finally buy the game and play it myself.

@ithinkihadeight 2 ай бұрын

New to the game myself so this was informative and entertaining. It's definitely interesting to watch one person with great knowledge in a game tutor someone with none.

@theeldestrelic Ай бұрын

Came across you via the algorithm, you two made some wonderful background noise while Shuttling civilians around in Elite. Thanks chaps!

@psyantologist 3 ай бұрын

nullshot blackhole to extend it a lot :) tempted to backseat more, uselessly, ... but stopping the fellow from collapsing the HM and using blackholes to dig out to edit more might have been more OP than necessary at this point xD

@WolfA4 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious a win on the 1st try, he's going to be in for a rude awakening on his 2nd run.

@human-tl7em Ай бұрын

humble student, relatable teacher. 2:29:20 "Cant forget that part" lol that hit my fucking soul

@PattyGoesZoom 3 ай бұрын

What an amazing first run! So many close calls and nail biting moments.

@David-zl1tp 2 ай бұрын

Amazing format, ist always really enjoyable to experience second hand curiosity in noita

@brandonharrison7397 3 ай бұрын

interesting to see someone set up their key binds for the first time without a real idea of what to use or why you might want to do it a certain way. I usually only map the main wand in slot one to R for changing back from anything else quickly along with water potion in slot five to F. I used to use left click to kick but now I use middle mouse bc of a mod that adds alt fire spells.

@AliasGaming0 3 ай бұрын

I tried not to throw all the crazy stuff at them but I regretted not learning to avoid mouse wheel about 100 hours in and it took a long time to unlearn my bad habits.

@CrafterVSWild Ай бұрын

This was really cool! Your friend is good at learning and nailing the game first try is impressive even with good advice!

@jkem0 2 ай бұрын

That's absolutely nuts! Great calm and collected coaching, and amazing, very cautious, yet I'm pretty sure very experienced (from other games) playing. Amazing duo. And the fact that you have 1 death even if you win, I've never seemed to notice that, even though I've got 170 hours. Spectacular video guys!

@schwarzie2478 2 ай бұрын

I was coming in skeptical of this, never expected him to survive even if he was warned of some dangers, he definitely had good gaming habits to avoid simple death, I had 50+ failed runs before i got to the end

@tyty8484 2 ай бұрын

this run had iron stomach, eat your veggies, repulse and slow proj.... and tons of hearts.... jeeez

@Whitewingdevil 2 ай бұрын

Perfect, I know absolutely bugger-all about Noita, but I've been curious for a long time, this seems like a solid place to start :D

@lawrencered7850 2 ай бұрын

Omg I just realized eat you veggies is now a potential healing method with the introduction of mimic fluid. Because of the oatmeal. Tho now that I think about it, wudnt rrly be that great

@liamjones8532 Ай бұрын

I just had a run where i got eat your vegetables, iron stomach, and mimicium. i filled myself to 2000% and did 30k damage/s

@J______b 3 ай бұрын

Next step Dark sun!

@cyro5694 3 ай бұрын

Take him to the sun.

@AliasGaming0 3 ай бұрын

It would just be a moon for him haha

@cyro5694 3 ай бұрын

@@AliasGaming0 Yes that's why it must be made

@barr4243 3 ай бұрын

Another instance of peak Noita content.

@puppymomiji 22 күн бұрын

bought this game for $8, ur soo right about it being a behemoth of a game. i'm experiencing your coaching vicariously through your friend 🖤

@MrTurboTash 2 ай бұрын

Im fairly new to Noita, die a bunch, then come here and see a guy one shot it! lmao. That perk combo was such luck, combined with skill and a tutor, damn.

@person9473 3 ай бұрын

When I saw the shop after jungle. I just about had a stroke.

@LordTyph 2 ай бұрын

At about 2 hours in, we have baby's first war crime.

@JoeMustache321 3 ай бұрын

great training session

@nester7315 3 ай бұрын

Could've put light 2:15:41 on the dd wand. Not like it'd have enough mana anyway, but it annoys me))

@enriquegarciacota3914 13 күн бұрын

This was quite enjoyable to watch 😊

@smoses_gaming 2 ай бұрын

Using the barrier at first mountain, surviving (somehow) and hovering out of the mountain and as it collapsed "omg wtf" are so Noita moments.

@brandonharrison7397 3 ай бұрын

19:30 Dude I have hundreds of hours into this game and I did not know that about the kiuaskivi -_-

@AliasGaming0 3 ай бұрын

The same thing works with Ukkos and the ukkoskivi haha.

@blahajkitern 20 күн бұрын

if i wasnt broke i would have this game with 100+ hours for sure it looks SO FUN

@contentwh0re 2 ай бұрын

this is the content im here for as a noita noob ty

@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 2 ай бұрын

5:36 "flummoxium potion...lets go in here and see what it does...oh."

@jaxwastaken6736 3 ай бұрын

this is amazing

@menosproblemos6993 25 күн бұрын

I seriously wanna be able to toggle adhd on and off on command. In situations where I'd be like "Too much is happening, shots everywhere, enemies, bombs. I need to chill in a corner with some nice relaxing hyper ventilation for a while", this dude's like "Oh, so modifiers are a spell's best friend" so fucking chill n curious in life n death situations😄 edit: okay, getting to the jungle was the hyper ventilation point.... he got there on his first run. I've gotten there TWICE (out of 100) I'm learning a lot from the guidance

@ZaroTV 3 ай бұрын

I would love to see a long run guide! Ive beaten the game myself without supervision and i know how to wand weave. But i have no idea how to setup for a long run or all boss run

@Mivla12 2 ай бұрын

How can i apply to be next? I have beat kolmi a couple of times, i've beat the dragon... and thats about it. Alchemist gives me nightmares. I've never seen the lake boss. I need guidance, alias. Help me overcome my fear :(

@Vox_Curio 22 күн бұрын

this vid sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch coaching a guy in this game

@legday1337 3 ай бұрын

watching this hurts my brain more than playing noita myself

@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS 2 ай бұрын

1:44:00 full on noita mode engages requiring a pause as per usual lol

@apgamer4053 3 ай бұрын

52:20 I do backyard foundry for fun and j give my propane tanks a wide birth 😂

@Lynx86 Ай бұрын

Beating the game on the first try is insane. Never thought I'd see it. Took me close to 100 tries

@phenex5190 3 ай бұрын

“Snowy depths is the floor that kills noobs” Looks at my screen Deaths:73 Wins:0 😭 why is he so right

@elosy_the_thoughtless 2 ай бұрын

I had never taken the personal forcefield before, it didn't make sense for me for it to be strong since it also increases damage taken. if it's too strong, projectiles won't hit you anyways so then the negative doesn't mater. Makes no sense haha Guy is 2 perks in and it looks so good already

@sebastiangrebe8276 Ай бұрын

This looks like a lot of fun.

@snaping146 14 күн бұрын

1:11:33 "Magic Craft"?? What game were you talking about? @AliasGaming

@AliasGaming0 14 күн бұрын

Magicraft is like noita with the spell crafting but in more of an isaac style layout, it's a good time. I might do some recording or streams of it soon!

@vekipekkalin 3 ай бұрын

This video helped me lot too cus im new in noita

@lkledu2 2 ай бұрын

help him reach hell or parallel worlds, or play with alchemy, or say the meaning behind the eyes message, don't try to fool us, I know that you know what's hidden behind those eyes, confess

@AliasGaming0 2 ай бұрын

He's got a long way to go until he can unlock all the secrets haha. First we've gotta get him winning consistently without my help!

@JP-kp5ph 3 ай бұрын

Record / post your second game with no coaching and no Alias. Think it would be and interesting to observe the difference for the folks who watched this play through. I laughed audibly when you said something to the extent of "you've given me so much knowledge that I would of learned in probably ten runs." That's a massive understatement in my opinion. There is so much to this game that you learn by trial and error. After several hundred hours of playtime, I still lack the game knowledge to understand all the perk nuances and wand-building skills necessary to create the wand you used in the last few levels. Just let it sink in that the amount of people with the Noita "Victory" Achievement as of posting this is 9.7%...

@AliasGaming0 3 ай бұрын

Sveth is planning on recording a few more rounds of noita on his own and then we'll be going over the gameplay together as a followup video. I'm super curious to see how well he does! I can't fathom he keeps his perfect winrate.

@svethlane 3 ай бұрын

For sure! As Alias said, I’ll be recording some future runs and we will be reviewing them. There will probably be a huge difference in that gameplay. Thanks for watching! I’ve been doing my research since we recorded this and I’m excited to see how things progress.

@lkledu2 2 ай бұрын

The bomb wand is good, it has a very small cast and recharge, the problem is the mana and capacity