Coaching my 0 hour friend in Noita

[@cortster12]

If he stops now, he will forever have a 100% winrate in Noita. A phenomenal feat!

[@MiltiadesSpyrou]

if he plays again he will be noita'd

[@svethlane]

Ayyyye!! Thank you for teaching me the ropes, Alias, and thank you everyone for watching!!! I had a ton of fun doing this!

[@nitenite8946]

No matter what people might say, without your execution you wouldn't have won this run. There were several instances ESPECIALLY right at the end where you narrowly avoided death. Though you're probably unaware of why that is. You had good advice, and got lucky sometimes, sure. But you capitalized on all of that and won in a game designed to kill you. Tons of people wouldn't be able to do that even with far more hand holding than you got. Much respect. 🤘

[@svethlane]

⁠@@nitenite8946Thank you SO much! It’s hard to tell how difficult a game like Noita is when your first run goes how this one did, haha. I’m just happy to do myself and Alias proud 😅 I hope to make more Noita content in the future! Thanks again!

[@psyantologist]

You were doing really well :) almost jumped off of my chain when you hovered into one of the Temple Exits yet stopped maybe three pixels before collapsing it xD //edit: commented "You were doing really well :)" when you reached the jungle - and now I see you beat Kolmi on run 1 xDD with two shots xDDD cheers, dude!

[@svethlane]

@@psyantologist HAHA I had no idea how close I was, I heard the sweat on Alias' forehead there

[@jericbean2821]

After having died over 100 times and see this it’s kinda frustrating… but that’s Noita. I’m still obsessed with this game and enjoyed watching this. Nice win!

[@jasonemmanuel1031]

The hardest part about teaching Noita is every time someone asks a question, the answer is pretty much “it depends” or “sometimes”

[@Ulmaramlu]

He's actually doing a really good job at answering the questions without giving it all away. Just general advice or if the question is direct then only exactly the answer (or encouraging experimentation). Also really liked the pro-tips for muscle memory and wand design grammar for easier play.

[@jasonemmanuel1031]

@@Ulmaramlu Oh for sure, I've just found when teaching noita that its a challenge to answer without being to cryptic to the point of frustrating for the people I teach

[@FluffieWolf]

300 hours in I hadn't realised freeze field makes you fire immune. Awesome video

[@Masturtate]

450 hrs myself and you just taught me 😂

[@patrickbennett4043]

Gosh , i loved coached sessions. seeing the perspective of new players is really cool.

[@chamberlainpi]

What the actual… win on 1st try! I don’t know whether to applause or cry! But honestly, congratz man!

[@AliasGaming0]

I was blown away that he managed to pilot that run as well as he did. Everything just kinda worked out haha.

[@klucles]

I love how at the start he asked "what's the point of the game". Personally, I think that's one of the few games where the point is to just have pure fun

[@hamblance5938]

The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge Is the highest tribute to the gods

[@harrytheghost]

become a god out of boredom

[@MysticGohanVegeta]

also drugs

[@psyantologist]

really good balance between explanation and letting experimentation happen! good stuff :)

[@psyantologist]

maybe take him up the main dungeon again once he can dig out and has the means to kill the alchemist (and travel) - and then either go parallel until he can tinker everywhere and is fire/explosion immune and then go into mushroom caves adjacent to the pyramid to show him some crazy spell things :)

[@phenex5190]

Ah if only I watched this video before I used scroll wheel to get to my water and threw my paha silma, killing myself.😭right at the portal

[@AliasGaming0]

I learned the hard way too, I fell into lava and was too slow to get to my water and ended up throwing my flask and trapping myself under the lava with a ceiling of rock.

[@alalmalal]

@@AliasGaming0minecraft moment

[@zennon_youtube]

"kivaskibidy" god damnit

[@smoses_gaming]

As a Finn, Alias's pronounciation of Pikku tulikärpänen and Stendari was actually good. And then came the kiuaskivi :D

[@usn9902]

5:40 The huehuehue that perfectly voices the game saying "Yep, just 100% Flummoxium. Do something with it, I guess."

[@mcmatthewchase]

500+ deaths no wins... YET!!!

[@AdroSlice]

I'm not quite at your death count, but I've caught up to your wins ;D

[@dutchthenightmonkey3457]

I was like that for a while, you’ll get rng at some point I believe

[@mcmatthewchase]

@@dutchthenightmonkey3457 I finally got a win on my 645th run. I just got my second on accident and it was a toxic greed ending

[@AdroSlice]

That was great. Makes me wonder how id have performed my first game under such coaching.

[@cortster12]

Likely very well. I coached a friend of mine during his first playthrough, and he also won first try. Having someone who knows what they are doing in the backseat REALLY helps, especially if they have over a thousand hours.

[@ithinkihadeight]

New to the game myself so this was informative and entertaining. It's definitely interesting to watch one person with great knowledge in a game tutor someone with none.

[@psyantologist]

nullshot blackhole to extend it a lot :) tempted to backseat more, uselessly, ... but stopping the fellow from collapsing the HM and using blackholes to dig out to edit more might have been more OP than necessary at this point xD

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

Oh my god. As someone who's been playing since beta, I actually learned a couple things that are going to WILDLY boost my game. Like I didn't know about something so simple as switching to another wand resetting the cast order of the wand. I've wasted so many charges of ridiculously valuable spells when I entirely did not have to!

[@lawrencered7850]

Omg I just realized eat you veggies is now a potential healing method with the introduction of mimic fluid. Because of the oatmeal. Tho now that I think about it, wudnt rrly be that great

[@human-tl7em]

humble student, relatable teacher. 2:29:20 "Cant forget that part" lol that hit my fucking soul

[@David-zl1tp]

Amazing format, ist always really enjoyable to experience second hand curiosity in noita

[@PerigeeParrot]

Loved this video, part way through I got inspired to finally buy the game and play it myself.

[@brandonharrison7397]

interesting to see someone set up their key binds for the first time without a real idea of what to use or why you might want to do it a certain way. I usually only map the main wand in slot one to R for changing back from anything else quickly along with water potion in slot five to F. I used to use left click to kick but now I use middle mouse bc of a mod that adds alt fire spells.

[@AliasGaming0]

I tried not to throw all the crazy stuff at them but I regretted not learning to avoid mouse wheel about 100 hours in and it took a long time to unlearn my bad habits.

[@PattyGoesZoom]

What an amazing first run! So many close calls and nail biting moments.

[@MrTurboTash]

Im fairly new to Noita, die a bunch, then come here and see a guy one shot it! lmao. That perk combo was such luck, combined with skill and a tutor, damn.

[@schwarzie2478]

I was coming in skeptical of this, never expected him to survive even if he was warned of some dangers, he definitely had good gaming habits to avoid simple death, I had 50+ failed runs before i got to the end

[@JoeMustache321]

great training session

[@CrafterVSWild]

This was really cool! Your friend is good at learning and nailing the game first try is impressive even with good advice!

[@J______b]

Next step Dark sun!

[@Whitewingdevil]

Perfect, I know absolutely bugger-all about Noita, but I've been curious for a long time, this seems like a solid place to start :D

[@jaxwastaken6736]

11:30 " this..... What the fuck is this" MAde me laugh soo hard lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@jkem0]

That's absolutely nuts! Great calm and collected coaching, and amazing, very cautious, yet I'm pretty sure very experienced (from other games) playing. Amazing duo. And the fact that you have 1 death even if you win, I've never seemed to notice that, even though I've got 170 hours. Spectacular video guys!

[@tyty8484]

this run had iron stomach, eat your veggies, repulse and slow proj.... and tons of hearts.... jeeez

[@person9473]

When I saw the shop after jungle. I just about had a stroke.

[@barr4243]

Another instance of peak Noita content.

[@cyro5694]

Take him to the sun.

[@AliasGaming0]

It would just be a moon for him haha

[@cyro5694]

@@AliasGaming0 Yes that's why it must be made

[@contentwh0re]

this is the content im here for as a noita noob ty

[@brandonharrison7397]

19:30 Dude I have hundreds of hours into this game and I did not know that about the kiuaskivi -_-

[@AliasGaming0]

The same thing works with Ukkos and the ukkoskivi haha.

[@smoses_gaming]

Using the barrier at first mountain, surviving (somehow) and hovering out of the mountain and as it collapsed "omg wtf" are so Noita moments.

[@jaxwastaken6736]

this is amazing

[@WolfA4]

Hilarious a win on the 1st try, he's going to be in for a rude awakening on his 2nd run.

[@vekipekkalin]

This video helped me lot too cus im new in noita

[@LordTyph]

At about 2 hours in, we have baby's first war crime.

[@JP-kp5ph]

Record / post your second game with no coaching and no Alias. Think it would be and interesting to observe the difference for the folks who watched this play through. I laughed audibly when you said something to the extent of "you've given me so much knowledge that I would of learned in probably ten runs." That's a massive understatement in my opinion. There is so much to this game that you learn by trial and error. After several hundred hours of playtime, I still lack the game knowledge to understand all the perk nuances and wand-building skills necessary to create the wand you used in the last few levels. Just let it sink in that the amount of people with the Noita "Victory" Achievement as of posting this is 9.7%...

[@AliasGaming0]

Sveth is planning on recording a few more rounds of noita on his own and then we'll be going over the gameplay together as a followup video. I'm super curious to see how well he does! I can't fathom he keeps his perfect winrate.

[@svethlane]

For sure! As Alias said, I’ll be recording some future runs and we will be reviewing them. There will probably be a huge difference in that gameplay. Thanks for watching! I’ve been doing my research since we recorded this and I’m excited to see how things progress.

[@Mivla12]

How can i apply to be next? I have beat kolmi a couple of times, i've beat the dragon... and thats about it. Alchemist gives me nightmares. I've never seen the lake boss. I need guidance, alias. Help me overcome my fear :(

[@nester7315]

Could've put light 2:15:41 on the dd wand. Not like it'd have enough mana anyway, but it annoys me))

[@apgamer4053]

52:20 I do backyard foundry for fun and j give my propane tanks a wide birth 😂

[@legday1337]

watching this hurts my brain more than playing noita myself

[@Lynx86]

Beating the game on the first try is insane. Never thought I'd see it. Took me close to 100 tries

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

1:44:00 full on noita mode engages requiring a pause as per usual lol

[@ZaroTV]

I would love to see a long run guide! Ive beaten the game myself without supervision and i know how to wand weave. But i have no idea how to setup for a long run or all boss run

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

5:36 "flummoxium potion...lets go in here and see what it does...oh."

[@elosyyy]

I had never taken the personal forcefield before, it didn't make sense for me for it to be strong since it also increases damage taken. if it's too strong, projectiles won't hit you anyways so then the negative doesn't mater. Makes no sense haha Guy is 2 perks in and it looks so good already

[@brunopenava7198]

Bro i need this as well lmao 30 hours still struggling to make good wands

[@Daiceto]

Funny how I instantly knew his wand order xD its the same for me..

[@phenex5190]

“Snowy depths is the floor that kills noobs” Looks at my screen Deaths:73 Wins:0 😭 why is he so right

[@lkledu2]

The bomb wand is good, it has a very small cast and recharge, the problem is the mana and capacity

[@KirbyJr]

think it took me like 80hours before first full win

[@lkledu2]

help him reach hell or parallel worlds, or play with alchemy, or say the meaning behind the eyes message, don't try to fool us, I know that you know what's hidden behind those eyes, confess

[@AliasGaming0]

He's got a long way to go until he can unlock all the secrets haha. First we've gotta get him winning consistently without my help!

[@sebastiangrebe8276]

This looks like a lot of fun.

[@rifwann]

Im learning more in this than a guide.. So i want more..

[@AliasGaming0]

@@rifwann peep the playlist, I've got a couple and more on the way

[@bigchooch4434]

Could have had long distance cast + explosion of brimstone in level 1 💀

[@MiltiadesSpyrou]

29:55 that laugh

[@villentretenmerth11]

kIVASKIBIDI I CANT xD

[@Samiska19]

other name of video torturing my friend

[@peezieforestem5078]

Alias was a bit too overbearing for my liking, I would've preferred if he was more passive. But it is interesting to see that knowledge is indeed the key to progression, so much so that a complete novice can beat the Three-Eyes with enough advice.

[@hamishfox]

I thought the exact opposite. Alias wasn't overbearing at all.

[@AliasGaming0]

It's super tough to strike that perfect balance. Regardless Svethlane had a bunch of fun and we''ll be doing some hands off runs to follow this one up.

[@lkledu2]

Actually, fire IS A FLUID

[@Bigp707]

I've spend 100 hours b4 my first win)

[@mikicharlie9618]

As a player with no wins and like 300 losses. This angers me haha

[@nnattonatto2063]

😮 i hate myself after seeng this video