Noita - Typical "This wand is kinda nice and totally safe" but with no death on record

But worse of all I lost not due to my wand, but by boredom of getting incredible power and not diying for a while.

[@sneeznoodle]

You know it's a powerful want when it doesn't just set the level on fire but your computer too

[@ladyathenaofowls]

i mean tbf hes getting 30 fps when hes not even using the wand so i think his pc is just a potato

[@timvanloo6]

Wand

[@dimonichplay1160]

and the only thing it can do is to flood the whole level in alcohol and then burn it.

[@michalszilagyi6114]

You know you cooked when the wand kills you not only in game but irl too

[@different_stuff]

@@ladyathenaofowls i played on 30 fps for the whole 2000s, don't see the need to change that

[@creampielover69]

100+ hours in this game and your wand builds still look like enchantment table speak to me.

[@guaketheacinid]

It's been not a while ago since I really found out how much discoveries this game prepared to me. I recently just created suns in moons (with some accidents so the process stalled quite a long) and got my crown :3

[@creampielover69]

@@guaketheacinid Dude I managed to kill Kolmi once, that's it. Still haven't unlocked the Greek letters after 120 hours... But I'm too addicted to stop, it's just as bad as Binding of Isaac if not worse.

[@tamagothicc]

@@creampielover69 focus on learning how to kill the alchemist as fast as possible, all you need is any personal thrower spell and a sparkbolt (or plasma spell and homing), black holes to get back to the surface once you find an alchemist killer, and any tele. save as many heals and spell restores (green diamonds) as possible for the trip back up. kill the the alchemist and use the infinite black hole digging to go straight to the overgrown cavern and find healing bolts. once you get greek spells and watch some tutorials on how to use them (or read wiki guides) it becomes a joke to achieve god runs. it took me 80 hours to get past hisi base and im at 180 hours now and can turn any run into a god run and i just did sun quest. good luck!

[@yerboitetrah]

@@guaketheacinid just got my crown a few days ago, time to get that 34 orb drip 🙃

[@ve8547]

​@@creampielover69plasma go brrrr...

[@lordkillspree]

"No death on record" What about all the frames you just killed?

[@sailor_seller]

rule of thumb in Noita - it's not a good wand if your game doesn't freeze when you shoot it

[@avamaco3357]

I know that it's a joke, but the real challenge is making a wand that's both strong and lag-friendly

[@dantheman7312]

@@avamaco3357 impossible :D

[@sharpfang]

@@dantheman7312 I remember watching a stream. "What is that spell?!" "That? It's purple glimmer. It's there to reduce lag."

[@dapizzasnake8462]

Idk bro, rock and homing kinda bangs.

[@Hazerithious]

@@sharpfang I wanna see that if you have a link laying around, please.

[@whymeclips5578]

"The Gods are scared as FU**"

[@khardian2823]

This was after his first shot. After the last one was: "The gods left the game."

[@sned_dunes]

The gods are...

[@user-ct5zg2gu8j]

​@@sned_dunesThe gods aren't

[@Flesh_Wizard]

The gods are lagging

[@kac6466]

I find it funny how a wand can go from mid to computer breaking by literally just moving the order of 1 spell

[@quinnfinity9750]

True, but in this case he added an omega which at least doubled the projectiles and maybe made them duplicate Infinitely; trigger summoning bolt and (omega here copying both) trigger summoning (again omega copying a now recursive trigger along with a bolt) trigger and bolt... Etc. I'm not actually sure if it's infinite tho; maybe look up omega on the wiki? I'm not sure if omega works in duplicated triggers, omega might only independently copy the two projectiles without their total spell effects

[@willmungas8964]

@@quinnfinity9750just was reading about this, there is a recursion level limit and Omega is SUPPOSED to not be able to call itself (it can in some circumstances)

[@mediup2472]

When the game froze after the shot I went into a fit of hysterical laughter

[@LeLuizFelippe]

Me too hahahahaha

[@zoinkerspoinker4326]

the brain finds humorous that which it cannot comprehend

[@avamaco3357]

All hail the Spark Bolt With Trigger, our almighty saviour

[@khardian2823]

Spark Bolt With Trigger, the god above all others

[@DragonWinter36]

The one god I’d never dare anger

[@IcyLucario]

I must be building my wands wrong, mine don't have event horizons...

[@kedesiklem448]

"I wonder, what if I put omega ?" - famous last words.

[@kingcobra4733]

Cant kill yourself if the computer dies first

[@UncIe-Ben]

The true challenge of Noita is making a strong wand without tearing the fabric of reality apart.

[@saparapatepete]

looks like you need to break the game just to have a chance at surviving XD

[@quinnfinity9750]

​@@saparapatepeteto survive, no. To thrive! Yes :)

[@level12lobster8]

Remember my "White Dwarf wand" It summons a miniature white dwarf star made of plasma crosses. Takes about 2 minutes for it to render the 4 second long effect. Minimum safe distance is the very left/right edge of your screen. Any closer and you die. It also destroys ALL terrain in a circle the size of 1 screen. [Wand of Multitude] from Tower Magic Arrow with trigger - 2x divide by 10 > Heavy Shot - 2x divide by 10 > Chaos Larpa - 2x divide by 10 > Plasma Cross

[@TheGreatestWorldFox]

Thank gods for the negative projectile damage multiplier being in the vanilla game.

[@ghotiphoti]

i remember messing around with piercing triggers and plasma crosses in spell lab, did it just to crash my game and went straight to bed after

[@sethb3090]

As ConorConquers once said, "Yeah, I can make a Geneva Convention violation out of bubbles."

[@polaris2707]

When casting "fuck everything in that general direction" please ensure your gpu is not, in fact in that general direction

[@MuteSpectre]

Noita: a game about hubris

[@Mamumimi77]

Omega is very powerful and potentially very laggy, and you just cast it between 2 and 31 times in one trigger pull. I'm inclined to think the Wiki is wrong about this one, because the processing power needed to process 31 omegas in the time it took your computer to render would likely generate enough energy to rival a small nuclear explosion. According to the wiki, Divide by 2 > Omega actually causes the Omega to cast the Divide By 2 and itself multiple times until the recursion limit of Divide by 2 is hit. The chain will look like this if I'm interpreting this rule correctly: Divide By 2 > Omega + 2(Divide By 2 > Omega) + 4(Divide By 2 > Omega) + 8(Divide By 2 > Omega) + 16 Omega = 31 total Omegas. You fired, in total, 32 Larpa Explosion (which adds 8 copies of a projectile spell after it expires) and 96 Ball Lightning (which actually fires 3 projectiles which can each perform a Larpa Explosion) for a grand total of 96+96*3*32*8=73,824 Ball Lightning projectiles, each with 32 lights on them for a total of 2,362,368 lights. This is almost certainly a wrong number, so we'll move on to the next calculation... I'll assume the more likely answer to this little conundrum is that that line in the wiki is WRONG and the number of Omegas cas was actually 2 - where the divided Omega casts no further Omegas because yikes. You fired, in total, 3 Larpa Explosion and 9 Ball Lightning for a grand total of 9+9*3*3*8=657 Ball Lightning projectiles in one trigger pull.

[@guaketheacinid]

I guess the wiki is right about how does (Divide by + Omega) work, just we need to keep in mind that Omega doesn't cast it's own copies, however will cast others' copies of itself. So the formula for the count of Omegas will look like ([Divide by X power] - 1 [Omega itself]) ^ [in power of Divide by X recursion limit] + [Omegas which won't copy itself later] .. or [(X - 1)^L + A], where A is different for each x: X=2 => A=4 X=3 => A=7 X=4 => A=13 X=10 => A=10 (Note: A = {(X-1)^(i-1) + (X-1)^(i-1) + (X-1)^(i-1) + ...} Where [i] is the [number of recursion], and if no recursions left, then the loop is over.) However there may be "deletion effect missing" when Divide by X creates three copies of the spell instead of two because it doesn't delete itself after first copying (but as wiki says this effect only appears in calculations and will be displaced on real use of the wand) (and this effect appears only on proj. modifiers, but I guess it might work on Other-type spells). And with this effect the variable [X] increases by 1 (just remove the minus), and so do the number A, becoming: X=2 => A=15 X=3 => A=13 X=4 => A=21 X=10 => A=11 Applying these formulas to the Divide by 2 we get: With no the effect: 5 Omegas With the effect: 31 Omegas And with other multipliers like The number of bolts in one spell [3], The number of bolt spells [3], The lapra copies [8], and adding the original spells [+1 to Omegas multiplier]: Without the effect: 72x6= 360 bolts With the effect: 72x32= 2304 bolts However I might be wrong with how do Omegas applies copied spells to the whole wand build.

[@Mamumimi77]

​ @Guake The Acinid We both actually came up with wrong numbers there, for multiple reasons. I forgot to multiply the added initial projectiles by sub-projectiles 3 (resulting in a small deviation) and you neglected to duplicate the Larpa Explosions and/or other stuff idk (resulting in a large deviation). Regardless of that, we both neglected to take into account how Divide By spells result in extremely non-intuitive cast orders due to the fact that divided spells maintain the ability to draw (and discard) a spell, and that you had a Spark Bolt with Trigger as your first spell. The Spark Bolt with Trigger serves as a divider between four different cast groups: 2 groups of 1 Larpa Explosion and 3 Ball Lightning, a group of 2 Larpa Explosion and 6 Ball Lightning, and a group of 4 Larpa Explosion and 6 Ball Lightning. Adding the four cast groups together results in 81*2+306+594=1,062 total projectiles fired. In case I'm wrong about the nesting of trigger projectiles, the answer would actually be 8 Larpa + 18 Ball for a total of 3,510 projectiles. [P=3B+24BL] Note that this is all ignoring the spark bolts that are fired... If we wanted to count those too... I'm actually tired of doing this now, I've probably been at it for an hour and it's time for dinner. Thanks for the thought exercise, mate! Source: Entering in your exact wand into Noita Wand Simulator (SalineCitrine, second google result for me) + counting the spells cast between the different duplicated Spark Bolt with Trigger. Of note is that Omega has a recursion limit of 2, which means an Omega can only be fired by an original Omega.

[@hotelfordogs]

@@Mamumimi77 also trigger spells will activate their payload twice when they hit a statue, since it counts as both an enemy & terrain.

[@KuroHebi]

What in the name of the Gods did I just read?

[@christophkogler6220]

@@KuroHebi it turns out the real magic in noita is abusing recursion :)

[@Skjaldr_Vindskyter]

The target statue flying back completely charred is just the cherry on top 💀

[@ye_olde_urizel]

Thanks, I was wondering why is there a double-headed suction cup dildo.

[@Mr.Brothybear]

"Sir Enemies Are coming from that Direction" "Understood, Removing that Direction"

[@dapizzasnake8462]

man just called the sun to ask for a favour.

[@NotABean_]

man I love noita

[@dreamer964]

"jesse its a electrical wand jesse DONT GO IN TO THE WATER JESSE" "yo mistah wite i feel this tingling yo"*got noitad*

[@KeithOlson]

When FPS becomes SPF, you know you have something that Dosh & Josh would approve of. Bravo! :grin:

[@kinghotcoc0]

Dividing by Omega is the worst thing you can do and the lag will be immense

[@xdarin_]

_THE HOLY LIGHT_

[@gamedestroyer3070]

put your face in the light!

[@GermanTopGameTV]

You have angered the gods. But after closer Inspektion they've decided to Not interfere for their own sake of survival.

[@nvidiaplay]

if ur cpu was a person it would sue you

[@roadsigncheems1566]

theres no death on record because theres no more recordable data

[@timothyhansen4648]

When the lag hit I just about died laughing

[@SuperchargedCoffee]

We making it out of The Work with this one 💯💯💯

[@TheActualMrLink]

0:39 oh no.

[@HammerspaceCreature]

*Slowly drags an Omega into the wand* Oh god no.

[@jaceg810]

I do love the build in slow motion when testing wands and entering combat.

[@_EnderCreaper]

bro did the sun quest💀💀💀

[@gruntonium1669]

and here my youngling magicians is what happens when you dont practice PPE when handling powerful spells

[@rafa_br34]

Ah yes, gotta love when the wand causes the CPU to hang for 20+ seconds

[@houskacmaxkalbovic2159]

That is one of the most U N S A F E wands I ev ever seen. Well done.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

It's not a truly powerful wand until your game crashes entirely

[@quarantene3072]

4GB of ram isnt enough for that wand... youre gonna need about 6TB

[@Dr.W.Krueger]

This is purely CPU-related.

[@christopherrogers532]

It's mostly an issue of Noita being 32bit program instead of 64bit program. Imagine the kind of fun we could get up to if this wasn't an issue. :P

[@jackthegeat2234]

ah yes, the classic "fuck everything in that direction" wand.

[@SanguisAdamas]

i name Electricity Sphere as Cheese balls cuz they DON'T lose damage when split(divide by spells). Its kind of OP with homing and venomous curse(as all piercing projectiles are.)

[@eden3669]

afaik anything that does elemental damage (i.e. any damage type that isnt "projectile") doesnt lose damage when split, since the damage loss only applies to projectile damage (the type generically listed as "damage")

[@guaketheacinid]

Wow, really? Hmm... the more I know, the more wild ideas I do have.

[@SanguisAdamas]

@@eden3669 yeah ik but i shown electro sphere as example cuz first of all it pierces lol.

[@SanguisAdamas]

@@guaketheacinidalso when you added divide by 2 after trigger you divided modifier, not spells (idk if you known this and this was what you wanted to do)

[@morpheus_uat]

shoots **thunk** dramatic pause that slowly turns into a comic timing

[@AtomicOnionTree]

The wand is not strong enough unless your fps drops to the single digits.

[@josephdabunny]

i would be more scared of accidentally holding it in water then the electronuke you got goin on, especially after learning that depending on the spell and how many it incresses the speed that it builds in water

[@Electriman17]

I call it... "the Bluescreen wand". BEHOLD !

[@p.m.o.d3132]

"perhaps the wand is TOO powerfull"

[@fuzethehostage8898]

you know its bad when the natural response is just "uh oh..."

[@talmagebalinski2900]

"The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand."

[@stol8868]

You got a boss killer right there

[@BiasedGuy123]

Standard Omega moment lmao

[@CoxTH]

When the game's performance is measured in Seconds per Frame...

[@harismeld9411]

its the unmatched power of the sun occifer

[@kirillriman3611]

I kinda new to this game, how do you have so many spell slots?

[@Fur1or]

How's damage report thing mod called?

[@corruptedboi9003]

You KNOW you've messed up when the game freezes for a solid 20 seconds.

[@ditch_magnet]

casts wand *room explosion meme*

[@PackRodent7]

Here comes the sun

[@Darkosera]

Where did you get the damage report mod. I really need this

[@rayikaikin]

you know if the game freezes up after the first shot you're either dead or about to have a fun run.

[@xlhooka666]

Devs: "let's make modifiers that the game itself can't handle" A brave move we all love them for

[@snejinuk]

I laughed so hard when it just froze

[@foxmelon6524]

What mods you got? I see you have a large inventory and I'm curious

[@seyedrezaagdam3100]

Can you tell me which mods are you using?

[@vic3roy]

Mighty wand

[@henredo4586]

Congrats on the sun quest Did not know it also burned the pc

[@Bookslayer10]

"Catch!"

[@Guapter]

how do you have so many spells slots in inventory?

[@welheizel9682]

oh look it's darkviper

[@creditsunknown7974]

Bro made the unmatched power of the sun

[@OctaveIndustries]

The cherry on top of this would be getting killed on impact from the statue. Not sure if that's even possible, but it should be.

[@sonofdrjekyll]

escanor i choose YOU

[@klik_floy801]

у меня единственный вопрос как 5 этажей слотов под магию

[@skybroxy483]

What mod did you use to expand your spell inventory?

[@guaketheacinid]

Adjustable Inventory Size steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2336685059

[@hoodiekid8439]

the light engine broke the sound engine broke the cooler on your cpu broke everything broke

[@parteuy3434]

I am broke now after watching this video.

[@hoodiekid8439]

SEEEVERYTHINGBROKEEVENMYSPACEANDCAPSLOCKBROKE

[@LeonserGT]

He's broke after buying a new computer, since that thing broke his PC.

[@hisholinesslordpotato]

You can make some horrific weaons with pierceing and homing

[@xn85d2]

That moment when firing at Kolmi once makes the screen fill with so many ducks you have to wait 50 seconds per frame.

[@DegradationDomain_stuff]

Epic

[@VeryAnonymousTurtle]

wqhats your damage report mod called?

[@guaketheacinid]

Damage Stats: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2495228263

[@DrVammr]

Палочка сделала Statue flip XD (Bottle flip)

[@alexmark6580]

How do you get all the spell storage? glitch?

[@guaketheacinid]

Adjustable Inventory Size mod steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2336685059

[@c.Orange]

i cast, the sun:

[@shroomer3867]

I mean it is pretty safe if you stay away from it, the only problem is that you turn Noita from 60 stable FPS to a point and click adventure on a Powerpoint presentation

[@nobodyhuman340]

Я вижу тут кто-то немного покопался в файлах игры а конкретно в файле "player", но как по мне оптимальный инвентарь должен иметь 3 строки.

[@lkjdfukjsdf8002]

verdict: *eventual* death

[@SanguisAdamas]

Pro tip: do not be scared to use blood magic(its OP if u will get alot of hp and healing). Pro tip 2: use venomous curse with fast shooting wands. (add mana chainsaw double cast venomous curse and ANY projectile/attacking spell) this does alot of dmg at first stages of the game!

[@thelonelybluewhale1458]

Never add a greek letter to a wand that was already lagging without it xdd I lost a god run once because of it

[@alexeyfyodorov5592]

this wand still have 1 free slot. So our reality is in danger

[@user-nw2ie5rt4h]

how do you have multiple spells rows?

[@guaketheacinid]

Adjustable Inventory Size mod steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2336685059

[@luan1177]

imagine my 1 ghz notebook

[@Renteks-]

Was almost certain the dummy was going to fly straight into you and kill you. Noita is less cruel than it should be.

[@magnus6801]

Я долго ломал голову как это работает Я понимаю почему это случилось - омега десятки раз скопировало разделение частиц и шаровая молния выпускала милионы своих копий пока не взорвалась. Но я не понимаю как это работает с точки зрения логики игры, мне нужна причина и понимания её такого поведения.

[@waker_link]

Divide By 2 разделяет Омегу на два каста, а Омега снова кастует разделение этого всего, из-за чего цифры снарядов быстро становятся невъебически большими. Это лучше всего видно на дефолтной палке с бесконечным уроном (Тентакля с таймером + Spells To Power + любой Divide By + Омега + Ракета с самонаводкой), где у тебя считай бесконечный цикл спавна и съедения тентакли через Spells To Power как раз благодаря разделению и омеге

[@waker_link]

А, ну и хаотическая ларпа ещё разбрасывает копии снаряда пока он жив как бонус, и тут считай это у каждого снаряда, которые бонусом умножились до степени населения Китая

[@magnus6801]

@@waker_link, Проще говоря Деление на 2 вызывает 2 омеги, две омеги вызывают деление на 2, деления на 2 вызывают 2 омеги и так так далее? Но это не так Деление на 2 + омега + болт вызывают только 6 болтов.

[@qweasdoUAttgl5300]

@@waker_link а ето не должно продолжаться бесконечно?

[@guaketheacinid]

​@@qweasdoUAttgl5300 у заклинаний деления есть предел копирования самих себя. У "Делить на 2" предел равен 4. Хотя, например, мне кажется непонятным, почему Гамма+Омега не создают этого бесконечного цикла, хотя, судя по описанию в вики, должны..

[@BBoyBenjaminBBoy]

Modlist?

[@byjareol]

Maybe you should use spark bolt with double trigger

[@Eletilohlor]

Comedy at its finest.

[@ckidslag3903]

How to make nukes without nukes

[@enzoscifo-fw1vt]

"No death on record" except your computer XD

[@SneakyBeakySpy]

needs blood to power

[@bsky6525]

Totally safe nuclear chain reaction ☢☢☢

[@Neuro537]

0:59 the wand was so powerful it created a nuclear reaction that created cherenkov radiation

[@G0RSHK0V]

Dude, the test statue doesn't have enough hp for that

[@knatspray]

How is your inventory so big? Mods? An exploit?

[@guaketheacinid]

Adjustable Inventory Size mod steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2336685059

[@remi6197]

I've literally never played this game but all I know is it's a rougelike, and if any rougelike I've ever played has taught me something is that if the game's not a slideshow you're doing something wrong