Set 1, Game 9 - No More Jockeys [18.06.20]

[@ObsidianGloria]

Mark randomly saying things like, "Everybody likes me." and "I'm a lovely guy." without it ever being prompted is the energy I would like to have for the rest of my life.

[@yaya-mk3nn]

“he’s been in film, like james bond.” “no, i wouldn’t say so.” terrible game, well done lads

[@kdpflush]

Also, repeated letters

[@robsonneves6189]

@@kdpflush I think that category wasn't valid since Mark lost on the same turn he said it.

[@kdpflush]

@@robsonneves6189 Ah, if he did then I think you are right

[@evegasse6999]

@@robsonneves6189 It was Alex's category.

[@robsonneves6189]

@@evegasse6999 Sorry, i believe you're mistaken. You can see at 13:52 Mark says this category.

[@Eight-Bit-Kit]

I saw a little silho-Watto of a man!

[@davelangford2439]

Very good!!

[@Weemanriley]

Watto clearly forgetting his category because he forgot to say "No more people, who when you think of them..."

[@jedharper5858]

Hahaha

[@jgummow1]

Key arguing Darth Vader wasn't in a film, amazing. Classic Key!

[@BigDaz]

He could have argued he's been in multiple films, not A film.

[@AdmiralJota]

@@BigDaz Like James Bond?

[@misinformedmarti]

"It's lawful, but it's awful" is a wonderful phrase.

[@SteRDLK]

"That's a telling statistic" "It's pronounced 'damning indictment'" Hahahahaha Boggle got done there.

[@ihave2feet]

Just think… if Key hadn’t spent 15 minutes not explaining his category this game would have lasted about 2 minutes.

[@Anonymouse85]

Timothy Keycentipede, Boggle and Watto. What a trio!

[@mango-blumis8293]

Watto trio

[@DeLunny]

The intros crack me up. Key's refusal to clarify his rule is commendable. Real winner's mentality. Like a prime Lance Armstrong at the top of his game.

[@db7312]

“Alright Boggle” 🤣🤣🤣 Favourite moment of the series.... 👏

[@BodywiseMustard]

Stop

[@hanthedudette]

When you think about it, this may be the most crushing defeat ever witnessed caused solely by the losing side.

[@gwmcd]

Yeah there's no joy to be had in winning this one.

[@J_PhD]

And Horne should have lost with 'James Bond', too.

[@J_PhD]

I said 'Horne' but deep down I meant 'Boggle'.

[@comface]

@@J_PhD On the "only people without unique letters" category? Because that category got scrubbed when Mark went out.

[@NimicNOR]

@@J_PhD How so?

[@lindsayoakes]

“Alright Boggle” is the best insult I’ve ever heard

[@sunilpatel2883]

I was disappointed to see Penelope Pitstop not make her customary appearance!

[@ouzoloves]

Two discreet words in the surname came out really early

[@Nabend1402]

@@ouzoloves In no way would that stop Key playing her and crashing out.

[@keytostart7053]

Or Sandro O

[@lolerskates876]

Does she wear Job Skates?

[@jamesharding8162]

Knew we were in trouble when the video length was only 22 minutes.

[@randomname285]

Especially when half of that time was spent trying to get Tim to clarify his category

[@c0rse]

@@randomname285 And Watto performing a pre-game relocation (PGR)

[@gumbaduck487]

I love that nobody was happy with the result haha

[@feverpa]

Watto wasn't around long enough for it to get "fiddly" as he likes to say.

[@gryrabild]

Quite a powerful entrance from Watson. Angelic, yet kind of sexual. It’s a shame it went downhill so quickly after that.

[@robsonneves6189]

A mysterious silhouette in a sea of light.

[@qwvpv]

like a heron from heaven. but in a wife beater

[@flanmanistehbest]

I wonder how big wattos pizza was, demonstrated by his hands

[@mr8kc]

__ \ \ O | \ | \__ / \ __/ \__

[@ladiesdays]

Whoever is captioning these, thanks a million!

[@occono3543]

I'm guessing Alex, he's a workaholic kind of guy. The kind who astound me but make me feel an inferiority complex to hang around in real life.

[@Zolbat]

I do want Boggle to win, but not like that. He played gracefully, but still it felt like a war crime, caused completely by the victims. One has to assume things were going on in the background, maybe a crippling drug addiction? Witness of a murder right before (and frankly during) the game? Shellshock? We might never know.

[@benjaminshaw682]

What's happened here is that Key and Watson have spilt chemical weapons all over themselves

[@Crazyneil1986]

They've probably put up a 5G mast in the vicinity.

[@dalluc]

Key's joke about separating words with a credit card might have been a clue to the underlying problem here. Was it a distant cry for help, and we were all too stupid to notice it? I guess we shall never know.

[@laurapolly4759]

I had forgotten it was Friday. Saw this in my notifications and knew it was going to be a good day. Thank you boys. Pure joy. My husband is not enjoying having to play the game when I'm bored. No more husbands who when you think about it should play better! ❤️⭐️

[@khoo7732]

Mine won’t play either!

[@starrya5647]

I haven't asked mine but I'm pretty sure, when I think of him, that he won't either

[@khoo7732]

Starry A we should start a randomers what’s app group to play 😂

[@starrya5647]

@@khoo7732 I'm in!

[@Lastielion]

He's got to better than my cat. Every week she either just goes to sleep or submits Chairman Mao and wanders off.

[@tedhill2092]

Gotta say guys, this is the worst I’ve ever seen anyone play any game

[@bobidou23]

can we talk about how adorable drunk Mark is

[@franksimon8375]

Mark is savage, he advises Key to go with Vader then watches expressionless

[@BodywiseMustard]

Key was digging in his heels. Mark had to give him a push.

[@RustyBucket2]

Not sure if intentional but Key does a Darth Vader impression before saying Darth Vader at 15:18

[@shanefolan93]

Love Key’s face @ 2:00 when he’s told he’s wrong with cheese

[@Hendrixium]

Mark’s realisation at 14:33 is fantastic.

[@sfoster.23]

“I’m sat in the dark because that’s what I deserve” Watto is a mood

[@philh5292]

I'm loving watching these each week. 😆 Great banter between them and a very enjoyable game. I've tried to play it amongst family and friends but there's only one other person who either enjoys / understands it, or doesn't end it too soon with their category selections, etc. But it's a real treat watching these three play it each week.

[@benshirtfriends]

an absolute screamer from Tim at the end there, buoyed by watto's support. the victory was handed to boggle on a platter, a real shame.

[@Lastielion]

I think Watto played it right. He honourably didn't tip his hat to save Keycentipede from himself.

[@bondfool]

Please never stop. These make me feel so happy.

[@knatsu]

Absolutely stellar performance from Watson this week

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Revisiting these. Taken aback by Key's suggestion of Salami as a pizza topping.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Salami is a very popular topping for all of the "finest" pizze in every supermarket in the UK.

[@DippyTehGoof]

Top performance from Boggle once again, Key and Watto in absolute shambles.

[@MatONeill]

Boggle is the Brazil of No More Jockeys. And I'm fairly confident that sentence has never been written down before.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

I love the edit at around 10:40, because Key was clearly being a giant pain in the neck, and he was asked to actually make a coherent category so everyone could get on with their lives.

[@sfoster.23]

“I need to get up in the morning, put my trousers on, and get on with it” - Everyone in lockdown circa Mark Watson, 2020

[@TheSFHAA]

Well played, Boggle. Hardly needed to play but well played anyway.

[@WaunGronChampion]

This is my favourite episode of no more jockeys I think. The pure disaster of it all

[@ob2395]

These are always too short. Funniest thing on KZbin.

[@Rannoch_]

Mark Watson bringing the lacking male nudity with this wonderful display of a sleeveless shirt and taking his shirt off in game 5. Watson - 2 Boggle - 0 Key - 0

[@HotGodGoose]

Unbelievable self distruction, dissapointment all round can't wait for tomorrow morning/next Thursday

[@danielpage8551]

Watson & Key in total shambles.

[@christurton8680]

Surely Darth Vader’s real name being Skywalker would put him in the category of two words in the surname as well…sorry for the late comment, new to this gem of KZbin gold

[@HarryDeCruzMagician]

I hope Greg Davies starts introducing him as ‘Little Boggle Horne’

[@HarryDeCruzMagician]

Over.

[@drw23]

Do you think No More Jockeys is canon in the Taskmaster universe?

[@BraveSirNivag]

@@drw23 Yeah, got to be TMEU at least right? I assume Boggle is the centre of this.

[@bazh6041]

Bad game, but so funny I'm actually crying, when I think about it. Brilliant.

[@urbanbushing]

The first 3 minutes are some of the funniest minutes on KZbin

[@maddie2446]

Please keep doing these they make my day

[@VZed]

I hope this show never ends.

[@Phil_Tutty]

When I think of it, that was lawful but awful. Over.

[@sierrahunterlewis7677]

Just watching this AGAIN and it STILL cracks me up when Mark does what I too would have done a FORGET MY own Category 🐱 Much LOVE and happiness to EACH of YOU and your families ❣️❣️❣️

[@davelangford2439]

Shocking display guys, over.

[@BenjaminAshmead]

horne's in high spirits this time around

[@SerendipityChild]

16:08 Horne's are you fkn kidding me blink. And then an autopsy tragically almost as long as the life of the game

[@Jesse__H]

Key, circling his face: Hey Alex. What's that? Alex: I've got a haircut? Key: No, I've got my game face on. Alex: Thanks for noticing. 🤣🤣🤣

[@BodywiseMustard]

Stop

[@Lindeman08]

I love this so much.

[@franksimon8375]

The end of this is a series highlight for fucking sure

[@Peteroranje]

These just get better and better :D.

[@BraveSirNivag]

Absolutely shocking display, guys. Hahaha. Think how many people have spent their hard-earned money on tickets to see this, and you're all playing like you only got into the sport a couple of months ago.

[@Lastielion]

Don't let that fool you. These guys have been in training for this event for over a decade

[@keytostart7053]

Tell that to Mr Sneeze

[@robudnik]

They should pay for the fans busses to the next away game if they have a shred of decency.

[@l14m-m9s]

We're 9 episodes in now and I've only just realised Alex wears the same clothes each time.

[@TheLucindabelle]

So does Tim

[@Lastielion]

This is a clear indicator that careful application of the rules regularly beats loud showmanship or gentle relaxed laissez-faire. At least at parlour games.

[@Jambobist]

This was Germany Vs Brazil all over again. At some point it stops being funny and just makes everyone involved feel a little bit sick.

[@Nabend1402]

I don't get that comparison. I enjoyed every second of that Brazil game enormously. Especially the crowd shots of old men, women and little children crying. You could argue I'm biased because I'm German, but you would lose that argument.

[@Adrianovaz2007]

@@Nabend1402 Nah I'm Brazilian and I also enjoyed every last second of it.

[@savagehenry8286]

Mr Watson should star in a West Country remake of the Big Lebowski? Any ideas what it could be called? The working title is The Big Pizza. Mr Horne is an ideal Donny. Mr Key is a very obvious Walter. Instead of bowling this crew is a Crown Green Bowls team. I feel this is writing itself.

[@godfearingturtle]

"I'm sat in the dark because that's what I deserve"

[@Stantheman848]

Why didnt the bear sitting next to Key....give him a kick when he said Darth vader??

[@Whiter1]

I wonder what the “this is my family” comment from Key was going to be about to get cut off like that?

[@dalveenakorotana8158]

I'm going through the comments hoping to find an answer to this lol

[@danshaggy292]

@@dalveenakorotana8158 I'm hoping that the phrase "bunch of Keys" would have cropped up

[@rachel-lo6ty]

So, is Key's argument that if the movie is about the character, that means that they're not in the movie? lmao

[@stingersplash]

Yep even though that applies to James Bond too!

[@Avistew]

Key spends a lot more time arguing in defence of things that are obviously wrong than he spends playing the actual game.

[@sfoster.23]

This was the downfall of Tim: the first time he couldn’t lie his way out of losing

[@sfoster.23]

You know how Mark said in #6 that he plays better when he’s sober??

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

11:43 the iconic And Then Um

[@CaptNSquared]

What's worse is me also sitting there for like half the time also thinking "what the heck is the argument against Darth Vader?"

[@solipsismworld]

The terrible thing about this game is that every time I watch a match, I want to order a pizza

[@petergilbert7106]

Watto and Key, when you think of them, dropped the ball at their own feet, turned around and punted it straight into the back of their own nets, and then immediately face-palmed.

[@kates8886]

Watto is hammered

[@MaxMckayful]

In defense of Tim Keycentipede. That was a nasty category from Boggle and he knew it - "And when I say in the film, you know it means IN the film". The character of James Bond, within his universe, hasn't starred in a movie production (unless he did in some weird storyline?). But then, are we saying film or studio movie? Because Bond, the character within his Universe, has been on security camera and video chat and so on. But THEN, are those things operating on the physical substance of film? Horne knew all of this and tried to duck out of it. Key dug his own grave not pressing against the category in the first place. Also, none of that dismisses the complete brain fart from Key forgetting the category entirely. The one THAT HAD JUST BEEN SAID!

[@BC-yl3qb]

Dennis Rodman, first three images on google wearing glasses

[@mr8kc]

Not when you think of them though.

[@rachel-lo6ty]

@@mr8kc this is one of the few times that "when you think of it" actually makes complete sense

[@stingersplash]

To be fair he did say Dennis Waterman originally.

[@RFC-3514]

@@mr8kc - Actually he _was_ wearing glasses when I first thought of him, but on second thought I realised I had been thinking of Hakeem Olajuwon.

[@paulquaife7974]

Dennis rodman wears sunglasses a lot, does that count?

[@BodywiseMustard]

The guy wears glasses at all times - to the extent that I've never seen his eyes.

[@sfoster.23]

Oh my goodness. The thumbnail says it all

[@BodywiseMustard]

Dennis Rodman wears glasses 24/7

[@morrmachbamedia]

This I the best show

[@Rosalind-butNotThatOne]

When you REALLY think about it, Darth Vader’s surname is very much made up of “sky” and “walker” as well.

[@AaronsGames]

I have to agree - terrible performance from Key and Watson here.

[@jtthesneaky]

I challenge Keycentipede on Dennis Rodman. He wears glasses.

[@izzy-ec6jj]

Adore! Thank you!

[@BodywiseMustard]

All of the fancy pizze in supermarkets have salami

[@kingsfurneaux6313]

Best game yet.

[@nathan87]

Has anyone yet played a category that is the logical inverse to a previous one? I don't think this has been outlawed.

[@bigladtom]

I love how on top of being in a film, Darth Vader repeats the letters D, A and R breaking Watto's rule as well :)

[@SixteenJacobsCreams]

It was no more people without repeated letters. Also category voided as he was knocked out. Tis not an easy game.

[@BodywiseMustard]

I think it could be argued that cheese isn't a topping on Mark's pizza. It's a topping on Mark's dough, but I think pizza more or less implies it has cheese and tomato already

[@lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm3145]

Counterpoint: pizza marinara

[@dianehrechko6370]

Awesome game thanks!

[@BodywiseMustard]

Dennis Rodman always wears shades

[@trbjrnjnssn]

I really wish there was a way to see who is out of the game. Like a cross over them. Or tennisrackets.

[@adamyoungman7352]

Love it .... just keep playing

[@julesgreen2066]

"i need to get up in the morning, put my trousers on, and get on with it" LOL

[@chazdomingo475]

These guys are drinking beer and wine and eating pizza at 9 am sharpish.

[@cafeplastique890]

Isn't Darth short for Darthibald anyway?

[@alexbat1465]

Darthew iirc

[@VideoNozoki]

14:33 Watson: "OOOH YEAH⭜ , that was MY category."

[@andrewclark6559]

Ok he’s not been in a film. Repeated A’s and R’s

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

03:10 grinding like Tony Hawk playing World of Warcraft on a pepper mill.