NOOB'S GUIDE to VOLKMAR the GRIM

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Cody Bonds

Cody Bonds

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#warhammer2 #totalwar #warhammer
A Noob's Guide to VOLKMAR the GRIM. A playable lord available in The Grim and the Grave DLC for TOTAL WAR: Warhammer.
You can purchase the DLC through Fanatical.com for a discount:
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@swefress
@swefress 4 жыл бұрын
I'm Guvenoren, the creator of the 2 mods highlighted here, I am very happy to see that I am not the only one who craved white mustache for volkmar! Thanks! Thank you so much for high-lighting White mustache and Foundation skill trees mods that I have worked a lot on! A thousand times thanks!
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I also use your smoke and gunpowder effects mod. I'm a long time fan, so thank you for making them!
@swefress
@swefress 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds There are better mods that does the same as that, but I thank you none the less for using it :) I shout-outed you on the two mods you featured here!
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
@@swefress @frolof Actually, you've been dabbling in new units lately. What do you think of a Warhammer DLC style mod that adds a new lord, hero, and units to the game for Brettonia? Do you think players would respond to the packaging? Ever since I started modding for Thrones I've wanted to give Warhammer a shot.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
@@swefress I appreciate that your mods stick to a Vanilla Plus style - not looking to drastically alter the world but enhance it. When I see your name I know it's a mark of quality- the mod will work, won't have wild edits, and will respect the game's design.
@TheManofthecross
@TheManofthecross 4 жыл бұрын
nice and hi on youtube from the community. :)
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 3 жыл бұрын
You may be badass, but youll never be "Ripped myself from the banner of a Greater Daemon and beat the bird shit out of him with the very chains that held me there " badass.
@Erkille7
@Erkille7 2 жыл бұрын
this is the most badass thing in warhammer lore i think
@freshboy3968
@freshboy3968 Жыл бұрын
*I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS*
@joaogomes9405
@joaogomes9405 5 ай бұрын
You may be badass, but you'll never be "parked myself between an entire city and the most powerful vampire alive at the time and told him to fuck off back to Sylvania before I throw him off the city walls like my predecessor did his daddy" badass. Yes, Volkmar did that and it actually worked, he got Mannfred to pussy out of besieging Middenheim.
@Rammkommando
@Rammkommando 3 ай бұрын
​@@joaogomes9405please tell me thats in the vampire wars omnibus
@lonestar6709
@lonestar6709 3 жыл бұрын
_"You can't win Archaon. If you strike me down, I'll return, more powerful than you can possibly imagine."_ -Volkmar. Quite literally, it seems.
@Delritho
@Delritho 4 жыл бұрын
The Grim cruising the Undead countryside in his Volkswagon.
@DylanJo123
@DylanJo123 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@obsidironpumicia4074
@obsidironpumicia4074 2 жыл бұрын
Volkswagrim? Volkswagrim.
@CynicBlaze
@CynicBlaze 4 жыл бұрын
you get a like for "Womb Broom"
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
So does your mother Trebek.
@joaogomes9405
@joaogomes9405 Жыл бұрын
Volkmar's story did not end after Storm of Chaos, because he had one more moment of titanium-balled chadness still in him. After Archeon was sent packing, eternal fuck-up and all around worst character of the setting Mannfred Von Carstein saw how weakened the Empire was and decided he would strike while the iron was hot. He reached Middenheim, at which point he marched up to the city gates where Karl Franz was waiting for him and told him to surrender or die. At that moment, a single magnificently bald moustached legend marched out of the city, parked himself between Karl and Mannfred and told Mannfred that the last time a Von Carstein demanded a city surrender or die, a grand theogenist threw him and himself off the city walls, and by Sigmar he'd do it again if Mannfred didn't fuck off back to Sylvannia. And Mannfred did just that, so not only did Volkmar single-handedly prevent a vampire invasion and siege of Middenheim, he also bought the Empire nearly 3 months of peace after years of war. Absolute gigachad.
@darthralin
@darthralin 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, guys, hear me out here, I think Volkmar's partially based on the Ottoman Sultan Selim the Grim. Here's why: Selim's known for two major accomplishments, being a successful commander who basically never stopped campaigning and winning until he died of sickness, and being a very religious man who claimed the office of the Caliph for the Ottoman crown and became the head of the Sunni Muslim faith, then got up and kept fighting. Now, the Cult of Sigmar's clearly based on Christianity, as the Empire's based on the Holy Roman Empire and it borrows heavily from German examples in most cases, including the flagellants mentioned in the video, but the popes were not warriors (except Julius II, who led his own troops to battle while fighting the French), which may have been what motivated GW to reach for a fightier alternative when creating a Battle Pope to lead the Battle Priests. Moreover, Volkmar has the same style of mustache that Selim bore, particularly resembling the one in the famous profile-portraits of the man that turn up on the first page when you search his name on Google. Which is what first led me to suspect this. Oh, and, he's got the same moniker. The religious leader of a vast empire called "the Grim" would already be a decent coincidence. Combined with the rest, it feels like a tad more than coincidence.
@TheManofthecross
@TheManofthecross 4 жыл бұрын
So that’s what he is based off of I will need to check this out etc.
@Rick586
@Rick586 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 That Discworld reference just solidified my fandom for this channel.
@jetlagjonny
@jetlagjonny 4 жыл бұрын
Even if you don't know the lore you know he's definitely the leader of hammer wielding bishops when even volkmars staff even has a mini hammer on it
@joaogomes9405
@joaogomes9405 Жыл бұрын
In my last Volkmar campaign all the Dwarfs died out. Karaz a Karak got sandwiched by Grimgor and somehow Azhag who managed to take over half their territory, and Karak Ziflin got beaten by Grom and Skarsnik.
@Beer_
@Beer_ 4 жыл бұрын
When even your staff has a hammer on it
@garetjaxusmc
@garetjaxusmc 4 жыл бұрын
I love these. After each one I want to play that faction just for the laughs!
@Comicsluvr
@Comicsluvr 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the Mods suggestions! As much as I love TW:WH, there are bits and bobs that I feel need tweaking.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
That's the great thing about mod support. You can tweak it to your heart's content!
@TacticusPrime
@TacticusPrime 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Volkmar leads an Imperial crusade in the north eventually.
@AzureRoxe
@AzureRoxe 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here because of the recent teasers? It seems he was right and now we must trust in him to save us during the upcoming Chaos diddling.
@codybonds
@codybonds 3 жыл бұрын
Praise Sigmar!
@bepper66
@bepper66 4 жыл бұрын
For the record, Wrath of the Lich King WAS the best Addon!
@Veqtronic
@Veqtronic 4 жыл бұрын
So where did the picture of the Iron Sheik busting out of the crucifix come from?
@stephencronin1080
@stephencronin1080 Жыл бұрын
"womb broom" dear God my sides
@lordpeacock2656
@lordpeacock2656 4 жыл бұрын
The Templars were mostly French and British and The Hosplitars are Maltesian (yes they’re still around today) other than those two though the rest had direct ties to the German oligarchy
@mrsullied
@mrsullied 4 жыл бұрын
Well both the Templars & Hospitallers are technically from Jerusalem but while the point about the Templars being mainly French is accurate (if we're considering Flemish as French in the context of the borders at the time of the order's founding), I'm not sure where you got the idea about the British you mention. The bit about the Hospitallers is a little misleading. Yes, they were eventually referred to as "Knights of Malta" (or something to that extent), but their headquarter was in Jerusalem and, upon its capture, Rhodes. Malta became their seat hundreds of years later, meaning you can't really consider the Hospitallers to be "from" Malta. Using the same logic as we did with the Templars, that'd make the Hospitallers Neapolitan. Take the above with a pinch of salt though as I didn't deep dive here...
@SrGroszek
@SrGroszek 4 жыл бұрын
oh nononon. why do premieres lke this?! I just have nice beer, hoping for a nice video... 20 hours?! wht((
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
It makes for a fun time that everyone can get together for. Especially with all that's going on a sense of community and expectation goes miles.
@aaronbiduk813
@aaronbiduk813 4 жыл бұрын
It worked hella well for astartes
@YouWarhammer
@YouWarhammer 3 жыл бұрын
You teach me so many new expression with these videos. I can't wait till I can use 'womb broom' in real life one day!
@Harte74
@Harte74 Жыл бұрын
I thought more of Paul von Hindenburg with that mustache. Or Erich Ludendorff. But again, I just LOVE your noobs guides. 🤩
@alfarabi73
@alfarabi73 4 жыл бұрын
Both entertaining and educational - the best combo! ;)
@seb2750
@seb2750 4 жыл бұрын
I call him Volkmar the Magicfind.
@12345DJay
@12345DJay 4 жыл бұрын
bonus meme points for the reign of chaos intro footage
@pakornwattanavrangkul2550
@pakornwattanavrangkul2550 4 жыл бұрын
Here is the guide to Volkmar, DONT. You have two far superior lords and flagellants are terrible.
@dev32
@dev32 4 жыл бұрын
Make a noobs guide to balthezar gelt (katyusha)
@hugovasquez8222
@hugovasquez8222 4 жыл бұрын
How about a noobs guide for skarsnik?
@garyyac9440
@garyyac9440 4 жыл бұрын
Did you use reshade? Why does it look so amazing
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew's Reshade with the Alternative Lighting mod. This one also uses the Hollywood Reshade at a few points for those darker deeper blues.
@knightofwhale2834
@knightofwhale2834 4 жыл бұрын
Me Greenskin boys need some lovin! Any will do! (But everyone knows Skarsnik's got da best schemes)
@ragnarcroughs2784
@ragnarcroughs2784 4 жыл бұрын
Bold and a big fay moustach?? Papi hold my hand
@circusmonkey28
@circusmonkey28 3 жыл бұрын
Wine into Muscle Milk... wow! =)))
@konstantinn.9846
@konstantinn.9846 4 жыл бұрын
It's not popemobile, it's Volkswagen!
@patrickhill8494
@patrickhill8494 3 жыл бұрын
Only edit I would make is to the Hitler reference at the beginning. Instead of the problem in the 40's, I would say 30's-40's. Very minor.
@MrFrenzyparty
@MrFrenzyparty 4 жыл бұрын
What's the music that starts playing at 5:58 pls my wife is leaving me cuz im spending more time trying to find this fucking royalty free folk tune than I am with her
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
German Beer Drinking Music, Track 5 - Tanz Im Bierzelt archive.org/details/lp_german-beer-drinking-music_various/disc1/01.05.+Tanz+Im+Bierzelt+(Part+1).mp3
@pappy374
@pappy374 4 жыл бұрын
No choir boys were harmed in the making of this video.
@AtheismF7W
@AtheismF7W 4 жыл бұрын
just a reminder, your credit score is very important, unless you are wealthy.
@seanw1186
@seanw1186 4 жыл бұрын
Yo is that majorkill as Karl franz..... bruuuh
@ghailanemirsyaputra7918
@ghailanemirsyaputra7918 4 жыл бұрын
Alright when is the Balthasar Gelt video
@alessandromaiero9487
@alessandromaiero9487 4 жыл бұрын
A Terry Pratchett quote
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Do you have a favorite book? For me it's "Sourcery" - there's just something about that final image of Rincewind with a half brick in a sock.
@alessandromaiero9487
@alessandromaiero9487 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds I read lots of books but from different series so I actually never finished one whole setting but for me the top three is Men at arms, Witches Abroad and A Hat full of Sky.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
@@alessandromaiero9487 thankfully Sir Terry was very prolific. So you have a few more years left of enjoyment. For me it took about 5 years to get through all of them. And I readily credit him for showing me that you can have humor in your writing.
@alessandromaiero9487
@alessandromaiero9487 4 жыл бұрын
I know but I'm also very hooked on WH fantasy books: I already read the whole Carnstein history, the first three books of Gotrek and Felix, the first two of Archaon and know I just purchased the Tyrion and Teclis omnibus
@kristiankepley5944
@kristiankepley5944 3 жыл бұрын
The battle pope
@branwe8053
@branwe8053 4 жыл бұрын
I love this channel.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. You're pretty awesome yourself.
@mariuspequeno2175
@mariuspequeno2175 4 жыл бұрын
BY HULK HOGANS BEARD!!!!
@Haggysack2k8
@Haggysack2k8 3 жыл бұрын
yeh, us germans were a special kind of folks... Today we deal ourselves to death through sheer amount of bureaucracy and stupid decisions from out government. I mean (not a german thing, but EU thing), the EU actually debated about whether bananas should be grown straight instead of their normal form, just for the sake of more capitalis- i mean better packaging... And also (this is a german thing and covid related) we actually are debating right now (january 2021 for the record) that our schools should re-open in february, which is highly ridiculous, since we still have the problem with a rising infection rate and nothing seems to stop it. I mean, we have a lockdown, but to be honest, this actually seems to be of no interest, because traveling is still allowed. One would think, that a lockdown because of a global pandemic would mean, "a total lockdown" but yeah, well no said germy the many boyland of EU boyscouts, because "tHiS wIlL cRiPpLe OuR eCoNoMy!!!" ...Economy is nothing without manpower to serve it and if all humans of a country died because of a virus, then the economy of that country is also fucked. It's like a simple mathematic formula, which our government seems to not see at all. ... And sorry for bringing in real world politics into my comment, but i just needed to let this out. I'm extremely frustrated with my country right now, because nothing is being done atleast 50% correctly...
@codybonds
@codybonds 3 жыл бұрын
50% correct is still better than many countries manage.
@rogofos
@rogofos 2 жыл бұрын
too bad helman ghorst is now not only one of the most op lords period but he's also on the other end of the world from volkmar
@superiorsoundwave7423
@superiorsoundwave7423 4 жыл бұрын
You should do Lokhir Fellheart
@terminalred9232
@terminalred9232 4 жыл бұрын
The sigmarite cult and the empire in general is a very patriarchal nation and while women are not barred from holding political office, woman are not officially allowed to be warrior priests or hold a high rank in the cult. The sisters of sigmar were a splinter group based only in mordheim and regarded was considered strange by other sigmarites.
@superiorsoundwave7423
@superiorsoundwave7423 4 жыл бұрын
@@terminalred9232 um I said that he should do lokhir Fellheart, why is your comment reacting to mine
@terminalred9232
@terminalred9232 4 жыл бұрын
@@superiorsoundwave7423 I dunno man. I thought I was replying to another guy. I swear I clicked on his comment, not yours. Weird.
@UnnamedEmperor
@UnnamedEmperor 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully, this youtube premiere won't bug out and cost the video views like the Settra one did.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Bad news. KZbin is already giving me a message saying this video is not being watched as much and is doing poorly. So yeah it still is bugged.
@markg6161
@markg6161 4 жыл бұрын
Chad level 1000
@theoverseer4946
@theoverseer4946 2 жыл бұрын
OST please
@countsnowyofgwainn3996
@countsnowyofgwainn3996 4 жыл бұрын
Can you do Gotrek next possibly?
@brokensky2378
@brokensky2378 4 жыл бұрын
TWELVE THOUSAND ANGRY MEN WITH CHAINS JUDGING YOUR HERESY INTENSIFIES, LED BY A MAN ON A PIMP WAGON
@fritz6462
@fritz6462 4 жыл бұрын
BrokenSky you mean pope wagon
@chaosnightravngaming88
@chaosnightravngaming88 4 жыл бұрын
@@fritz6462 there isn't a difference
@Achillez098
@Achillez098 4 жыл бұрын
"So when you start your next Empire campaign and pick Karl Franz for the 127th time" This is so true, Karl Franz gives his consent.
@markusnavergard2387
@markusnavergard2387 4 жыл бұрын
we should have gotten Valten aka SIGMAR INCARNATE!
@NZBigfoot
@NZBigfoot 4 жыл бұрын
Ive had WH2 and WH1 for about 7 months... I have yet to play Karl Franz, and the only Empire ive ever played is Gelt... and i only really got to turn 40 with him. That being said, ive played Norsca and Beastmen more than any other faction... and im hankering for another run... burn the Empire!
@Achillez098
@Achillez098 4 жыл бұрын
@@NZBigfoot SIGMAR FORBIDS THIS!!! Haha xD
@Spewaks
@Spewaks 4 жыл бұрын
Presumptuous Pseudonym i got 400hr across both games and completed 2 empire capaigns, 1 as grim and 1 as gelt. Franz is boring
@TheInnerstrife
@TheInnerstrife 4 жыл бұрын
I only pick gold daddy when playing empire :(
@GumshoeClassic
@GumshoeClassic 4 жыл бұрын
We need a mod that enlarges his moustache by 1000% and changes his name to "Stachemar the Groomed".
@mrfrost6211
@mrfrost6211 4 жыл бұрын
*Ikets mustache workshop hammers away!*
@patrickhill8494
@patrickhill8494 3 жыл бұрын
It's also interesting that Volkmar's research is essentially Archeon's early life. He may have become another Everchosen if the Endtimes hadn't happened.
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 4 жыл бұрын
In the Empires defense, literal witches are in fact a big problem so Witch Hunters make a lot of sense. Also the Sisters of Sigmar exist who have their own separate orders doing their own separate thing. Usually smashing faces with hammers, as a proper Sigmarite is want to do.
@bolikde9389
@bolikde9389 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but the ladies arent well liked. And the Witch Hunters do root out vampiric,- and chaos corruption. There are a couple of hundret innocent burned among the guilty but that are acceptable casualties for them.
@Dave-bd2eo
@Dave-bd2eo Жыл бұрын
@@bolikde9389When a single cult or vampire can decimate dozens of villages or entire towns if given enough time it makes sense. Brutal and ruthless, but it makes sense.
@godofemergencyfood5432
@godofemergencyfood5432 8 ай бұрын
@@bolikde9389double effect: if more people are saved than harmed then the action is good
@PainRack
@PainRack Ай бұрын
You are aware that's a satire of witch burning in medieval Germany right ? There's a reason why Warhammer Online had the some are more deserving than others short story bit ​@@Dave-bd2eo
@anthonyarguelles7471
@anthonyarguelles7471 4 жыл бұрын
"Proto-Talos" That's a good one! 😂
@baronnolanvonstraya5743
@baronnolanvonstraya5743 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Arguelles CHIM CHIM CHIM CHIM CHIM
@borgar1765
@borgar1765 4 жыл бұрын
Can i just note how weird it is that we got Knights of the Blazing Sun, a Myrmidian order, in a dlc with Volkmar?
@veermudambi5795
@veermudambi5795 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a reference to the source material. They wanted to come on Volkmar’s anti-undead crusade but he was hesitant since they weren’t Sigmarites. He agreed at the last minute the day before they set off though since they shared a common goal (and you don’t turn down good cavalry)
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 4 жыл бұрын
Just as a note there are actually a group of Sigmarite nuns They were called the sisters of Sigmar or some thing but most of them got wiped out during a war with the Skaven I think
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I originally had a line about them as they're in the game Mordheim. But the video was running long and that bit wasn't funny, so it got cut.
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Bonds ah well that’s to bad
@DarkDoomguy
@DarkDoomguy 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Volkmarr. The man who walked out of a city, and told Mannfred's entire army to fuck off. And they did. What a lad.
@Naedrelian
@Naedrelian 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Volkmar. The answer to the question "what if Jesus and Bismarck had an angsty kid?"
@EdTheDragonSlayer
@EdTheDragonSlayer 4 жыл бұрын
BY SIGMAR, YES.
@marcodatreviso9619
@marcodatreviso9619 4 жыл бұрын
Proto-Talos?...By the Nines! Loving these noobs guides, even if I don't have the game(I probably saw one of the videos because I follow Total War content from older games). I'm following the channel from a couple of months now, quality content and great humor!
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you get a kick from them! The goal is always to create something that can be enjoyed even if you don't play the games. When I'm forced to cut content - humor always wins over actual gameplay tips.
@maxducks2001
@maxducks2001 2 жыл бұрын
1:14 For those who’ve played Vermintide 2, that right there is the exact image the statue at the end of Last Stand is based on.
@alexbattaglia8297
@alexbattaglia8297 4 жыл бұрын
Proto Talos, finally someone said it
@Rush2201
@Rush2201 2 жыл бұрын
An entire faction that thinks Wrath of the Lich King was the best WoW expansion? Shit, I didn't realize I was a follower of Volkmar.
@jasperbakker261
@jasperbakker261 3 жыл бұрын
Literally every Empire campaign I do, I make Volkmar the Elector of Sylvania so he can spend his retirement bashing the remaining zombie heads in.
@Zayl1016
@Zayl1016 4 жыл бұрын
"pick Karl Franz for the 127th time" You don't understand, he buffs Reiksguard, and I love them!
@janfranc8458
@janfranc8458 4 жыл бұрын
Siegschranz Karl is second best after daddy Gelt, but I still pick emperor, confederate Gelt and then I create meme stack for Volkmar 😆
@Zayl1016
@Zayl1016 4 жыл бұрын
@@janfranc8458 Yeah Gelt is fun for a variety of reasons as well. Like having an ultra-mobile caster lord, or making artillery heavy armies.
@janfranc8458
@janfranc8458 4 жыл бұрын
Siegschranz exactly and he has the Best line 😆
@Zayl1016
@Zayl1016 4 жыл бұрын
@@janfranc8458 As well as a pretty great voice. I love the slight metal twang in it
@janfranc8458
@janfranc8458 4 жыл бұрын
Siegschranz he is like some nerd like him, his speeches are also great
@Juria1987
@Juria1987 4 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, I loled just like I do with the other ones. Great work man great work! Still hoping for Grombrindal's noob's guide, the angriest dwarf to ever live. So angry he came back from the dead, so god damn angry that no matter where your other dwarf armies go on the world. They can still hear on the wind him screaming at them to go farther, fight harder, and stop being such a bitch about that axe in their gut. No seriously he got skills that affect the entire faction for replenishment, movement distance on the map, recruitment discount, higher ranks for new recruits, and so on...which is again every army you got. Which makes me think of some army on the other side of the world somehow still hearing that old Dwarf giving them angry grandpa encouragement to settle some grudges. All the while his own army of dwarves are just staring at their leader screaming and frothing with unbrindaled rage into the sky, Out of all the dwarf Lords he is by far my favorite just for the sheer amount of stuff he gives you as a reward, add onto him being still dangerous as hell on the field of battle and it just a win win really. Also his lines in his quest battles are pretty funny.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I do love the idea of an angry old man screaming at the young'uns.
@Msatthew
@Msatthew 2 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds Aka "the dwarfs main schtick"?
@JasoTheRed48F2
@JasoTheRed48F2 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised you didn't mention his death in the End Times. It was... not great.
@boyanpenev9822
@boyanpenev9822 4 жыл бұрын
Most things around the "End Times" weren't.
@nguyenanthinh4364
@nguyenanthinh4364 4 жыл бұрын
I heard everyone said "End Times" is bad fanfiction
@colossusslayer1234
@colossusslayer1234 4 жыл бұрын
@@nguyenanthinh4364 pretty much. It's mostly garbage.
@Ruthun92
@Ruthun92 4 жыл бұрын
@@nguyenanthinh4364 SPOILERS Let me put it this way, the Skaven manage to blow up a moon using a nuke, Teclis gives up his brothers own child and steals the flame of Ulric from Middenheim causing the resurrection of Nagash and the fall of Middenheim respectively. Tyrion gets pissed and turns evil so naturally Malekith becomes good for some reason? Archaeon does nothing but get ridiculous plot armour, Mannfred joins the empire armies but betrays them at the end for no reason, causing the Old World to destroy itself but luckily some of the Lizardmen escape in a spaceship. Its really wild
@boyanpenev9822
@boyanpenev9822 4 жыл бұрын
@@nguyenanthinh4364 A few people came out ok, like Settra, but for most it was very bad.
@Galdenberry_Lamphuck
@Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 жыл бұрын
I just wait for the skav... i mean rat beasymen to eat kislev. When the faction dies you get a new quest to just raid the area that used to be bearland.
@ironlegion5989
@ironlegion5989 4 жыл бұрын
Recently Kislev has been pretty strong especially if they go to war against hellpit early
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 3 жыл бұрын
@@ironlegion5989 Personnaly I've seen Kislev getting recked by HellPit and the local Norscan tribes
@Snakedude4life
@Snakedude4life 4 жыл бұрын
Choas Boiz: “heh heh, wrap inner gee.” VOLKMAR, miles away: *_”... I can SMELL the Heresy! ”_* 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
@hawkticus_history_corner
@hawkticus_history_corner 2 жыл бұрын
Volkmar's redo is so nice and I actually prefer him over Karl. Cuz boosting Free Company is so fucking good.
@Wclipped
@Wclipped 2 жыл бұрын
I've been kicking tomb king and khorn ass with this guy in the immortal empire campaign
@manfredthegreat
@manfredthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah warhammer fantasy is really close to real history :D We have the Germans as the Empire, the French as Bretonnians, norsca as Vikings, Kislev as Poland/Russia And even Egyptians and the Aztecs 😁 And now even Cathay as China dont no why some people cry over Warhammer 3 because they cant get their Medieval 3 (which will come eventually)
@Seraphj77
@Seraphj77 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real...Wrath was the best WoW expansion
@notaskaven964
@notaskaven964 4 жыл бұрын
Comparing Volkmar's beta Paladin faction to the Argent Crusade was heresy tbh
@trixzify
@trixzify 4 жыл бұрын
No, it wasnt
@notaskaven964
@notaskaven964 4 жыл бұрын
It's TBC or wrath
@leathalEly
@leathalEly 3 жыл бұрын
Just finished a volkmar playthrough, by the end game you can solo armies with him
@codybonds
@codybonds 3 жыл бұрын
Correction. His moustache can solo armies.
@WhoIsIanMcGovern
@WhoIsIanMcGovern 4 жыл бұрын
I always just have volk handle the VC by himself while karl franz and Gelt tag team the empire into submission and maybe even add a few princedoms to their kill count...then an alliance with dwarfs to keep chaos at bay.
@kalakamu1
@kalakamu1 4 жыл бұрын
damn age of shitmar, ruining all the good that was about warhammer.
@kubikkuratko188
@kubikkuratko188 4 жыл бұрын
But seeing it in total war would be cool i dont think age of sigmar is bad but at the cost of the normal fantasy it isnt worth the trade
@tehmicmac
@tehmicmac 4 жыл бұрын
Not too long ago they said they were gonna bring back fantasy
@kubikkuratko188
@kubikkuratko188 4 жыл бұрын
@@tehmicmac but not the normal fantasy this is gonna be some version in distant past
@zacharyoneill7018
@zacharyoneill7018 4 жыл бұрын
Always look forward to this content the most... can’t say how many times I died laughing listening to Repanse and Malus! Please keep it going my man!!!
@kelman727
@kelman727 3 жыл бұрын
The faith wasn’t founded by the nobles. It was founded by Johann Helsturm, a commoner.
@RemingtonDean
@RemingtonDean 4 жыл бұрын
Let's all be clear here. EVERYONE thinks that Wrath of the Lich King was the best WoW expansion.
@Thomas_I_Shelby
@Thomas_I_Shelby 4 жыл бұрын
well the "knights of the evil spark" weren't really the religious kind 😂😂
@KillerOrca
@KillerOrca 2 жыл бұрын
"Soon to appear in Warhammer 3" (Warhammer 3 comes out in 2022) Well he wasnt...exactly wrong.
@janfranc8458
@janfranc8458 4 жыл бұрын
Very nice video! I am excited for daddy Gelt, the SUPEREME PARTIARCH!! Or daddy Louen.
@brotheralaric7177
@brotheralaric7177 3 жыл бұрын
0:20 i've laughed Ho damned yes, i remember of Henry Caill with a mustache. . .it was a curious choice.
@GamerGrovyle
@GamerGrovyle 4 жыл бұрын
2:25 That's a great way to put them. Also now I want Armor-clad cheerleaders
@lachlanbold8319
@lachlanbold8319 6 ай бұрын
Volkmar the Hammer Pope! Lord of high quality moustaches.
@Nighttimelemon
@Nighttimelemon 2 жыл бұрын
Late comment but the cult of Sigmar actually had female warrior priests known as the sisters of Sigmar
@valdemarramirez6015
@valdemarramirez6015 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who only ever gets to recruit Volkmar after I already bodied the Vlad and his brother? The order of my shit list usually goes: Empire Secessionists, Skarsnik, then beeline it straight for the Sylvania before they and Azhag finish wiping out Elector Counts. Then run back east because Rakarth is destroying the Elector counts there.
@smellslikeburny
@smellslikeburny 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that you would bring up the Sisters of Sigmar 😅 good vid all in all
@xXGalacticSniper50Xx
@xXGalacticSniper50Xx 3 жыл бұрын
3:42 😂this makes my life
@hate513
@hate513 4 жыл бұрын
i have never played this game but I have watched every one of your videos because your that entertaining I kid you not
@deanprowell7947
@deanprowell7947 3 жыл бұрын
I guess his quests aren't as bad anymore now that you can turn off Chaos Invasions.
@keizoxd5623
@keizoxd5623 4 жыл бұрын
There was also an Priest that was whoreshipped by many Peasants and gathered together 100k of Followers, many Peasants, Serfs but also Knights. It was during the First Crusade 1097 and they Killed and Plundered through whole Eastern Europe till they got too tired and ripped off. Then they got killed. I Think the Piest even survived this. But yeah that was the "Crusade of the People" or something similar called. Could also be an Conception for Volkmar
@SnowyNI
@SnowyNI 4 жыл бұрын
WotLK WAS the best.... wait... and yes, I played a Ret Pally... Hmmm, I need to grow a handlebar mustache now??? ^^
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I did. And I regret nothing.
@SnowyNI
@SnowyNI 4 жыл бұрын
Same, it was wonderful times! ;)
@brotherhoodz97
@brotherhoodz97 2 жыл бұрын
remember children, from the years of 1930-1945 germans became evil for no reason at all, or alternatively, followed an cartoon evil man for no reason at all then explicitly became normal again.
@Enragedlime
@Enragedlime 4 жыл бұрын
volkmar is a better legendary lord than karl franz don't @ me
@gabrielrubens4505
@gabrielrubens4505 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik or Durthu could come next
@Ezekielepharcelis
@Ezekielepharcelis 4 жыл бұрын
Durthu !! :)
@hugovasquez8222
@hugovasquez8222 4 жыл бұрын
Im asking for skarsnik for months 😂
@NMahon
@NMahon 4 жыл бұрын
Would really recommend reading the Skarsnik book it's really good!
@sulogaming9338
@sulogaming9338 4 жыл бұрын
Right, (cracks knuckles) it's time to make some heretics repent.
@nicoium6698
@nicoium6698 2 жыл бұрын
A german would not want you to forget the genozid. It is important to remember, so it doesn't happen again. At least most of us think like this.
@MrDrCthulhu
@MrDrCthulhu 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Volkmar and Ghorst. Really lacking by today's levels of DLC. I hope they get revisited someday soon.
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 2 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@parjai97
@parjai97 Жыл бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 what happened?
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 Жыл бұрын
@@parjai97 they got reworks in Warhammer 3, and Ghorst became the strongest faction and lord in the game because of a bug. Unkillable hordes of zombies that murder everything.
@parjai97
@parjai97 Жыл бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 niiiiice
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