What's Your First Memory? | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Hey Babe! | EP 158

[@mayae850]

Sal is looking so great lately

[@Zechariah3694]

Yeah, he's looked like absolute shit his whole life but he's just now starting to look pretty good.😀

[@mayae850]

@@Zechariah3694 he has always been handsome babe

[@MP-qq7cl]

He's always been my favorite joker & he's always been handsome and charming. But he's definitely glowing lately. He looks like he has so much vitality! Good for him. Keep it up babe❤

[@teresawright4748]

@@mayae850I must agree!!!

[@hhunstad2011]

Yeah it's nice to see

[@joshnorko5586]

“Maybe the mob boss was an arms dealer” was gold sal

[@jennfryisthatartist]

Amazing!! It really was

[@ptvangela]

The fact that it got no laughs from the producers was criminal

[@davequist7710]

Love when the two Babe dishes are back in Tuboware together

[@Gooosblabla]

I love you guys so much! Wish these episodes were longer. I feel like I'm just hanging out with two guys shooting the shit. Please if you have some extra time, I know many others would agree we would love much longer episodes. Take care and happy holidays to you and yours!

[@kaithoudek8410]

Sal loving golden bachelor is EVERYTHING ❤️ it was seriously the sweetest version of the bachelor and the only one I care about! It genuinely made me feel so much better about getting older and just living life

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

What a great ep lmaooo hearing Sal explain the Golden Bachelor with fervor😂

[@Jessfiester]

Sal getting on Chris for spoiling what you see in the trailer for Fall of the House of Usher , then going on to spoil the ending of Golden Bachelor 😂

[@mich484]

Nothing better than Sal and Chris duo!

[@austinquire7266]

Sal being in such a Christmas spirit he forgot to say Hey Babe love you sal baby 😂

[@nadeen1111]

SAL YOU LIL MISS SKINNY MINNIE THANG !!!! the babes are looking great, hope youre both feeling great and healthy too. Every thurs where the babes are back together feels like christmas. MWAH

[@Jojo-gx8gv]

I love how Sal hangs on to everything!

[@katelyndenight1819]

I quite literally screamed out loud when he said arms dealer 😭😭 I love u sally boy

[@kellygorman126]

Sals opinion on the golden bachelor was SPOT ON

[@gridironpacks333]

The one podcast Stav isn’t on this week plugs him anyway lol

[@cleonRIP]

That long pause after, "Bachelor Nation is a buzz." Was Farrelly Brothers level comedy😂😂😂

[@enc69]

Is anyone else low key worried about Titi Jerry & why she hasn’t been around this past year? 🙁

[@josef2012]

Yes+yes!

[@Thinknappythoughts]

I figured maybe she’s been incarcerated…ALLEGEDLY!

[@enc69]

@@Thinknappythoughts yeahhh I’m hoping that’s not the case😣 Chris has opened the curtain so much with his personal/family life & we love him for it. Chrissy, if you’re watching this (& we know you are) our concern is only out of love. Wepa🫶🏻

[@theladytiger_]

i had a really good time singing along to this one and then i was immediately so grateful i’m alone in my car

[@dylantalbot6204]

I want you to know that rewound the pod so that I could recall the song, and here I am in my basement ( at least I own the house, it's not my mom's, jk it's the banks) replaying the into, I applauded. Even at 2 am alone in my basement, I too feel the need to scream into the void. Love you brother/Sister/They|them

[@seyaresmati7320]

Quickest 1 hour of the week

[@melissamcdonnell3471]

so good to have the babes back!!

[@clementine2234]

Im so glad the singing songs is back for the intro

[@CassieMakesArt]

It sounds like Chrissy has a lisp in the ad reads 😂😂😂 Chrissy Lispy

[@MPHswayze]

It makes Chrissy sound like Jay Leno 😂😂

[@MPHswayze]

18:45

[@CassieMakesArt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@MPHswayze

[@topdownb58]

lmao why did Chris have a massive lisp during the Better Help ad read?????

[@CassieMakesArt]

It made me laugh so hard!!!

[@topdownb58]

@@CassieMakesArt i'm guessing he was coming back from the dentist...it sounded like novacaine mouth to me....

[@Ankaration]

I can tell you right now Chris's statement about guys having a big butt is completely wrong, my girlfriend absolutely lusts over mine, and she will notice any big butt excitedly lol

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Yassssss

[@Ankaration]

@@6lbBassFisherman-zp6dt ALLEGEDLY!! 😏🤔

[@andrew6872]

14:45 “I’m not in good places” then immediately names my hometown 🤘

[@tanklin4015]

Oh my God it's Thursday 🔥🔥🔥🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@iamzoearnold]

I get so hyped when it’s both the babes

[@joanlarock2100]

My name is Joan and I have synesthesia. Memorable episode! ❤

[@jmaice83616]

I was driving around delivering Uber Eats and listening to the pod and the second that Chrissy said "Sal's a pedophile" When referring to him using silly straws for himself all the time. I kid you not, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe that I had to pull over before I swerved into oncoming traffic. Lol! Hard as I've laughed in a long time! Thank you Chris!😆😂🤣😭

[@Pfabpfab]

The fact that there is Ragu in the background is why I love this podcast

[@patrickfohner5954]

Can’t believe how good Sal looks, lost a lot of weight and looks awesome

[@illasmoke]

Camp Hope

[@keithbrockway5759]

The Babes! are back.

[@ripdroson]

Sally on that Ozempywempy!

[@MPHswayze]

53:07 yea.

[@michaelpucciarelli8213]

Went to the same grammar school as Sal graduated in 2010 both ms pero and ms delassandro were still there teaching 7th and 8th grade

[@Shelby-eo3dz]

Loving the fact that we are talking golden bachelor lol

[@kksmommy]

OMFG!!!! I have watched this pod toooo long!!! I KNEW Chris was gonna give it away so I skipped some. Right when I press play he said “that would be like me saying I’m not gonna give anything away then tell you the closer of Stav special” 😜

[@kaylabatteux2176]

Sal your hair!! And them glasses!👏🏼👏🏼👌🏼🩵🩵

[@G-Lucio]

Chris’s lisp on the better help ads lol… yes, I know it’s just the audio

[@sceratt5313]

Lmfao was Chris pulled over in the better help ad? I’m crying

[@peytonurquhart2701]

Chrissy lisps with the ads😂

[@babalous7479]

When Chrissy does the ads from his car it always sounds like he just had a dentist visit and his mouth is still numb from the Novocain. It's hilarious! (*see Murr's punishment on Impractical Jokers, that was a good one).

[@sqauckaa]

Are the ad reads just hostage videos now?

[@ayydubs987]

lookin good sal! got a nice tan goin mid fall, i respect it 🤝 glad the babes are back together

[@thecapnsmitty]

Right next to La Mesa - the table. That was hilarious. Your mind was blown.

[@skay1195]

"The babes are back in town" 🎶 God bless!!

[@trevortrev8600]

I just bought Stav's Calendar because of this podcast.

[@elizabethjuarez885]

I swear this podcast disappeared from my home page and I’m happy it came back

[@cassieshoemaker4733]

The fall of the house of usher is literally the name of an edgar allen poe story. 😂😂

[@geenaschmidt]

Happy Thursday babes❤

[@TonyMarselle]

My first memory is waking up to red lights in the car and I thought we were on fire. My mom and my sister wouldn’t wake up. I’m pinned under the passenger side seat where the truck my mom hit had crumpled that part of the car. I was scared and calling for help when the door opened. A balding man in a purple and brown plaid suit helped me out of the car and held me. I was two years old and it is the most vivid memory I have. It never fades or changes. Because when I happen to you at that age they imprint in your head in a weird way.

[@Greenlights111]

Omg I’m so sorry to hear this awful tragedy. Did your family members survive this? Praying for you to heal from this trauma and feel peace this holiday Christmas season. May the hey babes give you the love and laughs needed ❤

[@legendofmeesh]

Sal- S T U N N I N G B A B E always have been always will be

[@X22689]

37:15 does chrissy have a lisp?

[@KyeClique]

Lispy chaos

[@X22689]

@xGNiTzItalian am i crazy or does he? Lol like he just went to.the dentist or sum'n

[@natehartung9219]

20:41 yeah something going on definitely. This ad read is hilarious😂

[@PrayingforReprieve]

Great episode guys! Love your guys' content.

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

I Liked the version All I Want For Christmas Is You Mariah Carey Happy Thursday Babes

[@weeba06]

What the hell sal you look AMAZING

[@weeba06]

literally who is that

[@melaniewilliams6570]

Omg just started House of Usher…. Last night ..It is incredible/also Sal you do look amazing /healthy/and lean babe🎯

[@lovebassfish]

By far the most chaotic episode

[@TeamRay0421]

My late husband and I grew up in Jersey in the 80s and 90s. I played Pickle Ball in school. He,the athlete, never heard of it. Shout out Spotswood school system.

[@jacksonward2544]

I had a dream I was watching Hey Babe and Sal was talking about doing fun stuff in a vacation in Italy

[@Shelby-eo3dz]

Hearing all these Italian teacher last names then going over my own from KY thinking wow what a difference lol

[@KevinC1990]

Love the song to start! Been a minute!

[@tonicassis619]

The golden bachelor's late wife's name was Toni. My late husband's name was Gerry.

[@JacReynolds-n7u]

SALLY “the stick” SLIMDOWNS! Keep up the good work, babe!

[@MPHswayze]

*keep taking Ozempic

[@jojoe3193]

Nevermore, will I trust these two with literature.

[@newchapterart8929]

Ok, thank you. I thought I was going crazy for a second 😂

[@jboylanvt]

Telltale heart: based on the raven, mask of the red death: based on the raven, cask of Amontillado: based on the raven.

[@jamiebeck8904]

Sal, hard work paying off. Looking great babe!

[@Nestle_Hustle]

The house of usher is absolutely 🔥

[@erinrogers7440]

Sal, you look FANTASTIC!! Keep up the good work.

[@jacklucero6020]

anyone ever notice that they talkin hella weird in the ads haha i think they both got veneers at the same time

[@amymayhugh8946]

TGIHB!! Love you guys 🥰

[@shay41299]

51:12 Daaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnn? Must be nice not having trauma that caused memory loss yall are unstoppable for still remembering the names wow

[@MazelTAVO]

That is SHULTZYs haircut LMAOOOO

[@Dild0Fagg1ns]

That hair tattoo does look like Schultz😂

[@margaretsander8419]

We played pickelball in gym class at my high school in central PA fifteen years ago. It’s been around.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Ole’ Tampa Teny ftw baby boy!!!

[@marcusfusco1441]

My stavvy calendar came today! The babes need to do one

[@DrDoeg]

Heard the stealth Al Bundy…”hmm hmm him”

[@sujit907]

the ad reads!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@geminigypsy8005]

I’m gonna be there at The Magnolia in El Cajon!! Can’t wait to see you babe! 🎉

[@Kzds4909]

Te fall of the house of usher is not based on the raven. Its based on Poes story fall of the house of usher.

[@AdamWilesSr.]

Why does Chris have a lisp during his add reads😂😂😂😂

[@brandi8202]

I love you guys so much ❤

[@Dirtyjoe_13]

I graduated in 2015 and we use to play pickle ball in gym class lol

[@TheEasyLifee]

So funny 😂 I just started watching the house of usher because since it came out I thought it was a legit usher documentary hahaha

[@Itzjusamehr]

“The first house I was born in” are there more …🤣🌝?

[@sampson1390]

Love ya babes! God Bless

[@markrennie86]

fall of the house of usher - based on edgar allan poes the raven.... oh Chrissy wissy....

[@Michael-jr5ie]

Is Chris having a stroke in the ad at 37:00 😂😂

[@kaityelise7564]

Smooches babes

[@marcocapo0076]

We played pickle ball in high school in 2014 in New Jersey

[@morganbrady7001]

Sal gets sexier every episode babes

[@geminigypsy8005]

Sal you are looking amazing babe! ❤

[@mattdiana1129]

Havent been watching lately but SAL YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE

[@TheGoodContent37]

Cojones: Balls, testicles (in spanish from Spain) Cajones: Drawers, or boxes

[@Kbwintyy]

Sorry babes I had to pause to go watch the golden bachelor real quick, sal convinced me

[@MerM117]

Not going to lie, when I was listening I got out the shower and Chrissy was reading the ads and I smelled burnt coffee. I was really questioning if I was having a stroke.

[@devinbp9497]

Sal is on Ozempic and we all know it.

[@theootsface]

Hey babes

[@courtney2590]

I've been waiting hey babes!!

[@jeffysoule2076]

Staveys spesh was really good! Laugh out loud by yourself good!

[@shay41299]

Holy shit that sounds fun! 9:13 watching it tonight