MERRY HEY BABE! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 56

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@orionallen7735]

Letting you know that daffy ducks last trick comes up pretty quick in the search suggests

[@BaconNMegs]

Let’s ask Offset if cash is a bad gift cuz Cardi just gave him 2mill Lolol

[@karleyweaver]

I stress eat raw carrots yoo

[@TheWeb-is-a-Lie]

None of the videos you're reacting too played on the actual video , you even say "describe it for the audio listeners " but if you watch it it's just them sitting there reacting to a phantom video

[@Foodgigglesandfootie]

Think you guys need to ease up on the suicide comments, dark man, on multiple hey babe eps. Still ❤ this podcast

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSS MERRY HOLIDAYS BABES!!!! SAL IS A FUKIN HOT SANTA!!!

[@joshyoung007]

Chrissy can I get a VIP meet and Greet ticket for Cincy?! We already have tickets!

[@thinmuir7334]

not gonna lie i got a chubby, my 1st gay feeling since tom hardy in warrior @chrisdcomedy

[@sj205]

I'm happy you discovered Stoicism. I think I commented somewhere a while ago that i thought you'd connect with it

[@adammarchand1162]

with that hair? thats a lap id like to sit on and i know he knows what im asking for itiswhatitis

[@danidan9917]

@@thinmuir7334 me too...well the girl version. I got a wide on

[@gunholder2571]

The zoom in on Chris's face when Sal was reading the toothpaste, absolutely killed me lol 😂🤣

[@birdette79]

The words, the face and of course Pimp's editing... Uhhmazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@panchozilla1]

Sal questioning Chrissy about never seeing a full sized carrot had me cry-laughing at work, you guys rock

[@jameshiggins3853]

Tubberware

[@Kelly-in7xt]

In-possible

[@timothyalan34]

compile-ation

[@AgendaInMind]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

[@ifael1]

The poddy woddy got me celebrating christmas in a different way!

[@robertcastaneda6162]

A little different with the babes this year! Happy new year gueys

[@SuperCoryjames]

Make no mistake!

[@TheTaylorlyons]

RIP History Hyenas best podcast ever made

[@jonblack608]

In a different way

[@BirdOfHermes83]

That's what she said!

[@amayaullrich1962]

The Tom Brady bit , I found funny and still do, but every time I hear it it actively melts my brain a little more 💀💀

[@cperero23]

You'd be remiss if you didn't get your brain melted by the Patrick Mahomes but too tho

[@KevinMorris126]

Since you mentioned Tom Brady shoutout the Tampa Bay Buccs babe and you can't forget Patrick Mahome's Kansas City Chiefs what a year they had

[@billynester6835]

Shout out to Tom Brady, 4months later

[@MeganJacquard]

As a child of a parent who actually died from suicide, this pod made me laugh so hard. You can’t be offended by everything even if it effects you otherwise life would be miserable. Thank you for always making me laugh babes

[@dudeimgeorge]

God bless

[@simenvesje1883]

Walking over to two girls: -Are you girls from England? -Wales. -Oh, sorry. Are you whales from England?

[@amandathompson6964]

Sal laughing like Tickle Me Elmo brings me back to my childhood Christmas.

[@adammarchand1162]

Chris' existential holiday crisis during Sal's story time is an undeniable glimpse into my near future.

[@truerambler]

Christmas babes!!! Pimp, you did a great job this year for the fans. Sal thanks for the No Presh network! Chrissy thanks for the chaos 😂

[@wateronfeathers]

When Sal imitated the chimp attack victim’s scream and then said “meaty thigh” I literally could not breathe 😂😂😂

[@Modestlychubbypenguin]

I miss Sal pinching the pillow corners

[@homelesspimp]

MIGHT HAVE TO BRING IT BACK

[@amandamarie740]

@@homelesspimp yassss babe❤ maybe that can be our present this year. Just a room of square pillows, plants, square tables lol my ocd is odd numbers, put a volume on 13 and remove the batteries from the remote and I’m done lol 😂

[@obie3351]

The close up shots are super hilarious. I love it. Thanks boys!! Protect HP!

[@nobopsnobozos8530]

Santa sal talking about how he loves giving gift really made me feel something. This year has really been lacking the Xmas cheer

[@jamhorne]

"I will eat a carrot a day for the next year" * butcher box ad read * 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danpavsic2465]

Chris is such a city kid he's never seen a real carrot

[@wolfee17]

I have watched every episode up to this one and they STILL GET ME with the ending, i listen back to back at work not paying attention to time and i never see it coming. Peak comedy

[@basketkaes]

Love seeing holiday cheers in the mornin', Babe. Shout out Mithras, his birthday is on the 25th.

[@maynardtrendle820]

Thanks for the shout-out lady! 🌞

[@basketkaes]

@@maynardtrendle820 anytime, Babe!

[@jiujitsufighter91]

Sol Invictus ☀️

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

SHOUT OUT SAL WITH THE TIN FOIL AND MY RAP SKILSS 🙌 MERRY HEY BABE BABES!

[@mybbyrocky1]

Merry Christmas babes, listening to this while starting my Christmas shopping shout out to waiting till the last minute, happy holidays babes 🎄🎁

[@alesandralopez5385]

Shout out procrastination 🗣

[@jamest9990]

The way Sal's eyes roll back at the Bugs part

[@costanzadeangelis4102]

I cannot believe that Chris is a dad ahah it must be hilarious to be one of his daughters

[@tahlia9261]

Sal "how do you watch Christmas movies and look outside and have to put on SPF" Me: sweating through an Australian heatwave while wrapping Christmas presents while my kids watch elf 😂😂 it's torture lemme tell ya I'd love to experience a snowy Christmas ☃️🎄

[@pennykeys4891]

I have ate carrots like bugs bunny… unfortunately I’m too introverted to be on your podcast. Thank you, sirs. And MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS!

[@richliving1619]

Sal and I do the same thing with writing down what people say. I love giving gifts on Christmas

[@blondie2998]

Merry Christmas babes!! Thanks to you two and pimp for putting out consistently entertaining content and for helping me get through the work week!

[@lilitulee]

As a freestyle artist I feel that man's pain so deeply lmao

[@bronson7477]

When did they give up on trying to be a clean podcast cuz hearing sally babe drop the f bomb made my day

[@sierrafarrell7073]

i have listened to every episode all the way through. i am now going through and watching them. i am realizing how much humor i missed out on the first time around. i love you guys sm 🤣😭❤️

[@jmlopez1486]

Always great when I can catch the intro melody and sing along with the babes. Merry Christmas fellas!

[@macallspringer7953]

Chris saying things wrong is literally my favorite thing

[@twosret2210]

Love the tinfoil gift wrapping idea 🤣🤣🤣 it's shiny

[@carolinearias3223]

Chrissy looks so silly in the wig. I only realized how funny it looked as they were watching the videos at the end and he was focusing 😂

[@donnadoes4757]

Big hello from Wales, we'd love to have you Chris and Sally!

[@crowevurt]

pimps edit game was on point hilarious babes

[@imboofingit8684]

Totally prepared this holiday season to greet every family member with a tremendous "HEY BABE"

[@monique1677]

It was the homeless pimp absolutely breaking Sal with Bugs Bunny's name for me hahahah

[@sarahsaphira2791]

I cannot remember the last time I have laughed this hard 🥹💛

[@thatgirlwithbangs]

Just what I needed before a long shift, love you babes so much!!

[@cj.9050]

Chrissy: If its above 60° Christmas is cancelled Me watching this from Western Australia where it is going to be 42°C (107°F) on Xmas day tomorrow: 😳😳

[@codykantor]

Not only have I consumed thousands of full sized bugs bunny carrots in my life, I now give my dog the same thing and enjoy one at the same time. It’s a bonding moment.

[@RyneMurray23]

I love this intro song so much. " All I want for Hey Babe is you". 🔥🤣😂

[@Korczynski]

All I want for Christmas is for Sal to speak directly into the mic.

[@kaithoudek8410]

This comment gives Bad Friends vibes lol😂

[@caitlinCATASTROPHYY]

It would be amazing if the babes made it all the way here to Wales! Cymru am byth babes and Nadolig Llawen! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🎄

[@specialkate374]

I am LOVING finding other Welsh babes in the comments! Sut mae cariad! x

[@nataliatamayo6994]

My favorite pod. Probably my fave episode yet.

[@kyleerosee3]

I was waiting for the babes to post so i can head out run to town fast without my license i like to try blending in with the older crowd during the day shopping 😂 merry christmas happy holidays so so thankful for you guys.. You keep me sane. Well.... You and my meds 😅🎄🎁💛🐾

[@dt-hf8vz]

i would do this with expired tags. only drive around before or after the sun came up

[@kyleerosee3]

@@dt-hf8vz yeah sameee. Cause no license means you cant get it legal. So I just drive around with the old people. Thats it. Hahaha

[@maddynye]

my dad always hands me a freshly peeled carrot when he’s cutting them in the kitchen but that’s the only acceptable time to accept such a thing

[@amandamarie740]

😂 it’s a true Christmas gift that Sal did the ending hey babe 😂 I love rewatching eps lol

[@simmsFitness]

Always love the singing but y'all missed a golden opportunity for we wish you a merry hey babe and a happy hey babe🤣🤟🤟

[@codydaigle4354]

Next years Hey Babe Christmas Album is gonna be wild

[@amandawiedmyer1547]

You KNOW a story is gonna be great when Chris starts with “I remember..”😂

[@brendyn9901]

Yo, I just notice when Sal really gets laughing he sounds like Tickle me Elmo

[@specialkate374]

Welsh babe here! LOVED the shout out babes ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Please come and visit Wales - I’ll show you ALL the castles!! Nadolig Llawen!! Xx

[@beatsbyens73]

Happy Holidays Babes! Thank you for getting me through this crazy year without completely losing my sanity!!

[@threedom]

I tried to listen to the pod on iHeart while I work so I don't get distracted but remembered that doesn't work...sure enough 5 minutes later I'm switching to KZbin to see all of your reactions and body language 😂 All 3 of you are so freakin authentic mang...it really shows in every episode. Love that our 21st century tech has freed us from the shackles of the beast. Keep up the great work! Love you babes. * Your episodes with Quinn have been great...what a great guy also 😀Best of luck to all of you! 🎄Merry Christmas & Happy New Year all 🌍

[@hannah_h_travels]

This is the best F*ck, Marry, Kill ever! Love yall!

[@legendofmeesh]

Chrissy Contemplations while Sal read the label 😂😂

[@IconicPortal]

56 eps in and I still be thrustin to the theme 🎄 merry Christmas ya fuggin goofbawlz

[@smitty1281]

been refreshing this page for the christmas pod! merry christmas babes!!!

[@homelesspimp]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@silverbackdevil]

Easter bunny and eggs were co opted from pagan/Celtic spring equinox celebrations to help spread Christianity and tie in Christ to pagan holidays. Same with Christmas, winter solstice pagan holiday..

[@josef2012]

Make no mistake,Santa's in the FOG!!! YAAASSSSS 🌈💗 🎅

[@BadTitan1330]

intro is straight FIRE!!!!! LOVE YA BABE!

[@Jdizzle0667]

When I was younger, I would eat carrots whole all the time. And Sal said "skin the carrot and eat it whole", I'm gonna be honest.....I don't think I've ever skinned it first lol

[@sjmsmac]

Merry xmas to all my fellow babes out there!

[@knowone11111]

Someone finally did it. Sal read the fine print on the Dr. Broner packaging 😂

[@jaybee_.]

Everytime you guys do the Tom Brady bit I DIE omfg. When I first started listening I heard it a few times and was like, hmmm, maybe they forgot they already said it. By the fourth or fifth time I finally caught on lmao I'm slow and now I can't stop laughing everytime you guys say it. Shout out Tom Brady. This has been Hey Babe 🤣❤️

[@jamiel.harding4554]

Love and Merry Christmas from Wales! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Saw IJ when you guys came to Cardiff. Fantastic stuff.

[@specialkate374]

So many Welsh babes in the comments - loving it!

[@paigecsuth]

"Hurrah Ahoy Hi" is my new Live Laugh Love

[@elusion23one41]

This really brightened my mood today thanks babes.

[@ChristoHuntington]

Watching this ep while wrapping presents… the greatest holiday combo!

[@PretENDOgolf]

This year my favorite gift is no presh, sal, taste buds, and chrissy chaos

[@kaylad4666]

Waffles!!! Thanks christopher. For following up on that bar. Ayyyyy ohhh my rebutte just as i listened.

[@WackJallis]

I’m so hype for the St. Louis show! Can’t wait to see the babes ❤️

[@thijsfb]

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABES. I hope one day you guys can come to amsterdam after the endless chain of lockdowns

[@angelinaseaman9582]

I eat carrots bugs bunny style lol love it! I used to eat my grandma's carrots all the time and she had to go and buy new bags all the time.

[@erinsiegel7670]

Chris’s wig. I’m screaming 😂

[@alexdatoss8962]

Pimp absolutely blowing Sal’s balls off with the Bugs Bunny idea is def. the best part of this episode. 😂🤯🤯

[@cosmicaf3012]

Merry Christmas Babes! ❤️❤️ Also totally understand Sal's pov on a hot ass Christmas. I'm from South Texas and it's going to be 85 degrees on Christmas day🎄 I hate it 😅

[@stuartthomas94]

Hey babes, thanks for the weeks of laughs. have a great Christmas!!

[@jadeyxboox]

The UK BEGS for a hey babe tour 🇬🇧🥺🥰

[@Garblegox]

The image of fat Santa Claus slashing the Easter bunny's throat because he gets people addicted to sugar is hilarious

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

Happy Every Celebrashe everybody🎄🕎🎁

[@sxthconcreterose]

I EAT RAW CARROTS AS A SNACK! 🥕🥕 🤣 its not always, but I definitely will pull out a carrot from my fridge (when I have extra) and happily crunch crunch munch away!

[@sheillasmiles]

Same!! It’s a super easy way to get more veggies in my diet.

[@zackarygee3133]

The best poddy ever lmao for the longest I wasn’t sure if I’d like him without yannis, but the kids got pipes!

[@jessestreet6794]

Love the show, babes.......babes.

[@sneech101]

52:20 Sal's chimp story had me in laughter tears

[@gfeast4518]

My mom has some of that soap and I read it in the shower and was like dafuq

[@KoDiEsMiTh09]

The one match Chris manages to ignite blows him up 😂😂

[@ilikebacon860]

Cincinnati!!! See yall there!!!! After-party Sally babe n Chris. Yaaaaasssssssssss!!!

[@kimt8456]

I eat raw carrots like bugs bunny frequently, didn't realise it was that crazy 😂🥕

[@TheTaradaktyll]

Guess it was time for Santa to come out of the Claus-et... 😀

[@Tabiannax84x]

My first flight was last May at age 36! From Oregon to Vegas. 🤣

[@lourahkneeri0229]

Sal asking Chrissy if he's never eaten a carrot gives off real Santa vibes

[@jzselfmade]

I agree with Chris about the Big Apple Circus. When we went I was like what's going on. It was good. We left amazed with all the acts.

[@501sabu501]

Lmaooooo Dr. Bronner’s is the trippiest product I’ve ever used. But their soaps are amazing

[@crdoubleis5319]

Yaaaasssss babessss I needed this today!!! Thank u!!

[@OBSaxman]

Sal's "That's wild Cuz" killed me @34:27

[@Sludgedump]

Sal really fills out that Santa costume. Hubba hubba

[@WacJebb]

SHOUT OUT FROM WALES 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Great, now I gotta go find a bunch of xmas gifts tomorrow! How much for Chrissy to rap at the party? 🤔